Edward John "Eddie" Izzard is a British stand-up comedian and actor. These are some funny parts I selected from the first half of his show 'Definite Article'. More of Eddie Izzard can be found... all over TH-cam ;)
This is the only comedian that came within inches of touching Robin Williams level of wit! It's true! I don't remember how I turned on the right channel on my Telly but Thank the Lords, Ben and Jerry, that I did! His brain works at the speed of light, just like Sir Robin's did! I wish he'd do another show somewhere! I miss him!
me think this is the re-invented gadget of standup - whatever u want to say ! this the next one on stage would kill all of us out of laughing ! he is diamond !
This is the only comedian that came within inches of touching Robin Williams level of wit! It's true! I don't remember how I turned on the right channel on my Telly but Thank the Lords, Ben and Jerry, that I did! His brain works at the speed of light, just like Sir Robin's did! I wish he'd do another show somewhere! I miss him!
“Poetry is very similar to music- only less notes and more words”- Eddie Izzard
Follow him! He speaks in sentences!
Gets me every time....
Cisandros, Thank you thank you thank you! Blessings to you for sharing generously with us.
The pear thing is so funny and so true ... and at the end of it .. I'm sure involuntarily . he fully impersonates Michael Bloomfield the guitarist :)
"Hello were murderers.. Twix please."
"we're"
The song has been arranged with...... no real care......
Helmets will be worn during this production......
stretching a pedestrian haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my favourite line too 👍
me think this is the re-invented gadget of standup - whatever u want to say ! this the next one on stage would kill all of us out of laughing ! he is diamond !
Missed off some of best lines... like
Yeaah bread 🍞 for my bread gun 🔫..!?
True, pears are the trickiest of fruit! 😄
While everything is brilliant, the parents pressuring kids into music bit was too real.
He is so funny! :)
Lol "i will do well here"
Eddie + jokes = 🤣
It's a clahrinart.
Brilliant 👏
omg im going to pee!!!! that fucking duck!!!
@imaginedeepblue1972 :) who doesn't!? thanks for the reaction
I like the part where the Corinthians are.
thank you
Why can, t i get higherthen yoy
Blamm blam
Surwice vant or cant get enny hugger then you
Fuck well, both oh`yeh
Steven Gerrard could gave ah shack with