r/Whiteknighting | you dropped this king 👑
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Damien never fails to inject mercury directly into our bloodstreams
And we say thank you
Thanks, Damien 🤗
Really appreciate it!
Ty😃
Thanks Damien, now I’m 1 percent more alien :D
@@Bubblegum1526"more"????
As an Autistic 22 year old that has always had incredible problems with anxiety especially in regard to talking to women, words cannot explain how glad I am that I never became one of these men.
Yeah these subreddits really do embody the phrase "there but for the grace of god go i" to some of us
This is why the
Ayooo
Fun fact about Ms Monopoly (and yes, it's real): other than the different amount of money being paid depending on gender, the main difference to the original is that you don't buy streets but rather inventions by female inventors. However, it was criticized (among many other obvious reasons) that it failed to include Lizzie Magie, the inventor of the Landlord's Game, which is pretty much the precursor of Monopoly.
Oops
Well thats what fans are for!
Fun fact: monopoly was designed by socialists to teach people about the issues of capitalism. How ironic...
"different amount of money being paid depending on gender" WTF WAS HASBRO THINKING WHEN THEY MADE THIS
@@MiScusi69 They were thinking about "equality."
Equality and "equality" are two different things, and Hasbro made a dumb dumb.
Ironically this game is pretty misogynistic in its rules. Because if you lose against a woman as a man, you have a valid excuse in the form of "the rules were clearly against me and I was forcibly handicapped.". If you lose as a woman you lose despite the rules giving you a clear advantage, reinforcing the stereotype about women's intelligence.
I would know a lot about this because I am a misogynist and constantly on the lookout for reasons to shit on women.
“What’s the point of being a feminist ally if they treat me like I don’t matter??”
Maybe the point is… actually being nice to women and defending women’s rights? Only helping women to get something in return doesn’t sound too feminist bud
Agreed
People with a Ralsei pfp on their way to be absolutely right:
From the comment, it seems like the original poster is saying that just because they are not female their *work* is worthless. Maybe I'm just misinterpreting.
classic ralsei pfp W
The guy who spent 10k to meet the OF model and have his money spent on her and the boyfriend's vacation deserves to be laughed at
Probably gets him off. Hell anyone mentioning it probably gets him off.
I mean, to some extend yes, but if you pay that much you either are a billionaire or you have serious psychological problems, and looking at the dude, it's probably the latter.
To anyone reading this: No content creator is dependant on YOUR donation. They won't sit at home thinking about you and what a great guy you are. If there's a content creator you want to support, take care of your own life and needs first, then if you have any money left over, you can give that money to your chosen creators.
Nah they got a hotel room together, it wasnt just a hug
That photo seems too indirectly suggestive.
The fact that this video was released on International Men's Day is amazing.
Bruh, those holidays are for groups that don't typically receive recognition. What are men afraid of not being recognized for? Holding a door open for a woman? Resisting the urge to punch out someone in a bar who pissed them off?
@@msthecommentator2863 I understand where you're coming from. Yeah, men aren't a minority, and they don't need recognition for accomplishments. But that isn't the point of today. International Men's Day exists for men to better themselves, confronting issues like men's mental health and toxic masculinity. Every year has a theme. If you're interested, I implore you to look it up and see what I mean. :>
@@msthecommentator2863me when my form of discrimination doesn't count because some of that group were mean to me 😢😢.
Didn't realise it was international men's day
@@comboofficialThe more you know 🌠
2:43 Yeah, maybe that's UNIRONICALLY where she works, and even if not he didn't say he's upset about it.
Most flavored condoms are not really intended for penatration, but for oral use which can still spread STI's. As a safer sex educator who's had to explain this as passing out free condoms is part of my job, it's well.... I don't want to try and think of how many times I've had to explain this.
The fact that the queen is the most mobile and powerful piece on the chessboard and the king is essentially just a slow moving target makes the white knight thing so funny
Damien’s Patrick impression is one of the best ones I’ve ever heard lol 5:37
ikr
re: Flavoured condoms- they're for oral sex. a lot of cheaper flavoured condom brands have sugar in the flavouring which can cause thrush and yeast infections
I love the idea of feminist monopoly backfiring when a dude gets all the green/boardwalk properties and just starts consuming your money from go every round. You can beat the patriarchy but you can't beat capitalism!
Im a dude who doesn’t wear makeup, and literally the only two makeup types that I can name immediately are blush and eyeshadow
Those are the only two my shopping cart knows too 👀
No Mascara? Foundation? Eyeliner, Concealer? Lipstick, surely? I don't know what most of them _do_ , but just by virtue of modern life's advertisement bombardment I know names.
Hmmm, the fact that you had to point out that you don't wear makeup seems suspicious...
Off the top of my head I legitimately thought of those two@@sylvrwolflol
14:42 I will say in this context, the combination of the lighting and the framing with the window in the background do actually make the image feel a lot more visually interesting than the picture with just the artwork
Wait wtf international men’s day is today? The day after my birthday? Damn, guess it was fated that I’d be genderfluid.
To be fair you can read your messages when it shows up on the homepage. Those unread bubbles don't go away unless you go in and click on them. If they're scam text or reminders, it's not necessary
Damien never fails to replace our spine with molten titanium
Is mercury molten despite it being its liquid in room temperature?
as a woman im all for the charisma skill checks
M'lady, for a beauty as radiant as you, only the best rock will do 🙇♂️🙇♂️
Cashapp?
@@platosbeard3476 ooooo rocks!
Don't be fooled guys! She may claim to be a woman but she's a sketchy otter in real life!
@@lyndislegion287 *gasp* FOILED AGAINNNNNN
I love whenever damien or robin mention Bree. Feels like a little easter egg
who's Bree?
@San-lh8us she's an old friend of their's. They used to do these Gmod videos together, it was hilarious. I'm just happy they are all still friends even if they aren't making videos like that anymore
I think whenever Damien says the name, he's referring to his girlfriend, Bri, which is short for Brianna.
@@San-lh8us Cheese.
11:06 as far as I know the cards also have different actions based on the gender of the player.
Also an Enby playing it will immediately cause the game to segfault.
Weird H sign dude; I bet $20 that they misspelled it as STRAIGT, didn't realize it until the end, and tried to save it by trying to make the end T into an H and squeezed one more T into the space between the words.
Damien is the King... of Laughter
I love his laugh so much!
read laughter in the way you would read daughter
He hath be my great king! I am the high white knight! The leader of the kings guard. I defend my grand king for his rule and word!
Ain’t no way someone said “yeah makes sense that a white knight can only move in an l shape”❗️❗️❗️❗️💀🟣
looks like someone did
yeah i hate that guy@@rocker8890
And a swatsika shape with the 4 possible options you have
@@Ittbitt-Xt3rm1nat0r but there's 8 tho
There's a possibility that the guy with "shut up and listen" sign might be based. It depends where he's at while holding it. Like, if he's mixed in with a bunch of transphobic protesters, that's pretty funny.
For the record, George Lopez is American, he was born in Los Angeles
This sub is slowly starting to change into a sub of people shaming those that are simply nice to women
There were a few posts that were completely normal interactions
Happens all the time with big subs. Still, normal is relative
same with r/justneckbeardthings
but its anime hate instead
That's every subreddit. They all morph into a twisted mockery of what they started as
so glad Damien does this one
The guy who put the jam on his face it was a rookie move. You know that ketchup works much better
1:53 their charisma is their S.P.E.C.I.A.L is 10
I legitimately did not realize that today is international man's day until he read the last post and I looked up and saw that it was made 4 years ago, today.
I love dousing myself in second hand embarrassment.
Wait till he finds the third hand ._.
@@ChillyUltraKill :)
i feel like there's a handful of subreddits that are very similar, the chess one made me think "ah yes, r/justneckbeardthings and r/inceltears has arrived"
I wanna see someone from r/whiteknighting and r/niceguys going at eachother.
"Coz that's what we do as old ass men"
"we're all in our twenties."
10:04 made me laugh so loud i think i woke up my neighbours.
ive literally never heard of white knighting so i thought it was a chess meme where you randomly put a white knight piece into a meme
This should be an actual meme, would genuinely be so funny
@@ratman1125 I'm surprised it hasn't been used like my way tbh
Glad Damien is back
Why was the phone being a Motorola the first thing he went after? I was seriously sitting here like "F*ck you and your moto", but then he mentioned it and I choked on my beer. 😅
good vid that i definitely watched in the one minute that it's been uploaded for
0:25 he STRAIGHT up messed up the spelling and is trying to cover it up. Plain and simple (because I've done it with other words)
1:39
Wait, LEXI?
A fool and his money are soon parted. Never has this saying been so apt.
So ashamed on behalf of some men that now im literally a trans woman
Same but the other way
It's funny that one of the most accidentally validating things is watching boys do stupid shit from off in the corner with the other women and just shaking your head lol
@@sylvrwolflol when men do dumb shit I love to just say "men" with an smh tone
@@cftyftyufyfuyfty you gonna show them how it's done?
@@sapphicjade6375new trans man name idea: Mr Steal Yo Girl
As soon as I hear ur voice ok it's gonna b a good video. UR MY FAVORITE NARRATOR TELL SLAZO OR WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE TO LET U DO MORE VIDEOS
Your guy’s videos are awesome
0:48 That guy totally wrote T first and then corrected it to that strange H.
Didn’t know the emkay team posted at 7:31 am
10:08 I have that t-shirt. Now I'm either going to burn it or use it only for pajamas.
I'm all for being nice but, kindness should never be gender biased, and one should never pretend it isn't built on feeling important to someone. Most importantly, if you feel someone doesn't appreciate that kindness, don't try to force that appreciation. If one chooses to do something nice unprompted, the person being given this kindness owes nothing. Simply move on, since there will always be someone who will be willing to say a simple thank you for a small gesture.
damien never fails to inject liquid gallium directly into our muscle tissues
8:12 typing with 1 hand do be hard tho...
damien is back awsome
❤❤❤ love ya Emkay
Been watching for 3 years, sorry for bad spelling. I’m not inglish
2:19 why does this remind me of Funny Valentine from that one panel in SBR
1:51
On a semi related note, the last updated date was on my 14th birthday
That first part with the guy commenting is actually some serious rizz. Problem was that he used it on someone who had no idea that he existed.
13:12 - ah yes, very patient and understanding I’m sure
I am very glad you chose international men’s day to post this video
The guy that paid for that chick's ticket isn't surprising. She's hot. Too bad she'll have zero respect for him and no relationship will be born from it.
Ahh yes, my daily dose of EmKay ✌️
0:25 I don’t care what about your race, gender or sexuality is! Who is your favorite boss fight in Devil May Cry 5?
Damien, you rock! Ty for the laughs! 🍻
He doesn’t rock! Only hard collections in a commonly grey tone with minerals and ores inside are rocks!
Thank you my queen
seeing all this makes me question if making my charisma be 1 was a wise decis
damien never fails to forcefully make be buttchugg wood alcohol
I've had (have) unrequited feelings for a woman but at least I'm not _this_ pathetic
8:08 a simptax error
I swear the TH-cam algorithm sees that i watch L corp and Emkay videos and then reccomends me this
Syntax error is the name of mispellings at coding lol
Best Channel ever
oh look it's Damien, can you guys make more content in r/mathmemes
Yo EmKay, I'm finally 18 please can you wish me a happy birthday, your videos are sick and I love watching them
Happy 18th birthday to you my man!
thanks @@mitsuvolts03
🎉
Not where I thought 'I'm finally 18...' was going - merry birthday!
@@platosbeard3476 thanks potato beard or whatever your name is
1:48 Looks like I'm gonna need to visit Australia.
hey TODAY is international men's day!!! great timing
13:31 wth why does he sound like Starscream lmao
i am so sorry for not commenting about drinking another bottle of water
DAMIEN?! WHAT!
2:00 makes me so annoyed in such a notable way, because it's a guy who thinks he's being supportive, but he's literally doing so in a way that makes it about himself. "Yes, I'll support your angry and venting assertion that men should just shut up; I will support this by not shutting up and calling attention to the fact that I'm doing it!". He wants approval for doing "the right thing" so bad it hurts yet he completely misses the entire point of the post.
13:02 got me dead
I've seen H written with just the "feet" on the bottom or with serifs on both the top and bottom, but only the top serifs is a new one.
tried to figure out what this subreddit was about and the description just says: "protat wamen"
15:50 I would like to know in which parallel universe they reside, because in the alternate reality I live in, for the same joke they would serve you a steak one third of the size of the others, and garnish it with some spit...
as a graphic designer, half serif half sans serif scares me
Dammit, I thought this was AnarchyChess.. maybe next time
Damien...I have never owned goth girl boots😐
buh?!?? certified
Damien fails never damien.
We got Damien back????
136 unread messages that all want the usual $1000 from the him. 😂
10:35 in this situation, do what Frank Turner says and don’t sit down, shut up, or grow up.
He misspelled straight and then changed the H in white to try to hide it.
11:36 imma buy this game for the meme
11:26 it's from robot chicken lol
cool video dud 🔥
yall have'nt even watched the entire vid yet
time 4 context : vid came out 6 minutes ago
haytch i hate it. THANK YOU. me too!
6:01 WTF DID NETFLIX INDIA SAYY???!!!
uhm excuse me did you just call my boy, "Gralt"?
W Kay vid wishing 20 min?
6:30
netflix india 💀