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holy crap, Damien made these so much better than they had any right to be
Honestly Damien is peak emkay. Robin is too negative and sometimes just skips some posts because he thinks they're boring.
@@humidifier8914 THANK YOU! I've been saying this for weeks now, once in a while isn't so bad, but when it's all the time, I'm like, "enough, let Robin take a break, literally anyone else would be better to read these"
@@iamdb1990fr they're milking robin because some people like seeing him upset :/ poor guy needs like a week off, i wouldn't mind it as long as he's happy and feels better
He’s the funniest in my opinion
@EmotionalSupportDemon69 very true
"no other species washes their hands" incorrect. Racoons are meticulous about cleanliness.
I feel so bad when they get cotton candy.
Or sugar cubes I have seen both. Just so mean.@@celiashen5490
Quite a few creatures groom, which usually includes cleaning the parts they use _to_ groom.
Even flys and mosquitos wash there, idk the thing thats like a mouth but long
@@THEJPIndustry proboscis
Looked up the dino chicken, because it sounded like absolute cap...
It's real. Well... the picture isn't, but the concept is. And they look like normal chickens until you x-ray their heads. But they accidentally changed the bone structure of their faces to resemble alligators, which is wicked cool.
we're one step closer to creating Jurassic Park
Thanks for that clarification, I was honestly like "That picture is CGI though"
@@trishapellis It looks like a rendition of an extinct bird or pseudo bird
*Jarrasic park/world into plays*
What kind of cap did it sound like? A baseball cap? Fez? Beret? Trilby? Cowboy? Fedora? Oh, maybe a sombrero? Coonskin cap? Porkpie?
5:01 So doing some research, this is meant to be a satire on that Netflix documentary where they claimed Cleopatra was black and the Hoteps subculture, which is a subculture that spreads misinformation claiming that ancient Egypt was purely black and not ethnically diverse as we know it was.
That subculture has always been strange to me, because it's not like a lot of mainstream history education is exactly accurate when it comes to the diversity of Egypt (just usually in the opposite direction).
Like, we know of at least five Black Pharaoh's, it's not like they need to lie to make a point.
really? some people I know genuinely believe this 💀
Black supremacists are racing fast to try to be as stupid as white supremacists.
I don't know if the Cleopatra thing specifically is from them, but they make claims like Moses being black, so 🤷♂️
Figured this was the reason. Probably got made some time around the point people started making all the memes of race swapping characters that came about with the snow white stuff.
@@osheridanSome people love erasure when that means their randomly-generated race has the chance to be praised
the only excuse to have the toilet paper backwards is if you have a creature that insists on spinning the toilet paper off the roll and youre trying to teach it not to
...Okay, that's fair. I always believed there was NO excuse for that heretical behaviour, but... yeah, that is reasonable.
@@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 yea, a friend of mine had to do it because his cats thought it was a toy and would reach up and spin the toilet paper off the roll and spread it across the house
Cat: creature
Dog: creature
Child: la criatura
Yes indeed. And once a cat figures out how that works you'll never be able to put the paper on the holder right way around again. They never forget.
9:00 Actually incorrect
Racoons love to wash their food
Which lead to a video of one trying to wash cotton candy only to panic when it disolved in the water (great video I 100% recomend btw)
So yeah, they are wrong in more ways than one
Also, animals get sick and die...
Does this person think diseases aren't real??
@@hmnhntr Yeah thats the most obvious reason of why that person is massively wrong, I just wanted to bring up the other thing which I felt was less known
that video actually has a good ending for anyone who is sad about the raccoon losing his sweet treat!! they give him some normally 🥺
@@kaiwithlove if we are talking about the same one its less them giving it normally and the raccoon managing to take a bite out of another piece before it disolved (because he did bring it to the water aswell)
Not entirely accurate. Racoons don't actually wash their food, they dunk it in water so it's easier for them to feel stuff inside it like bones, or rocks and remove them. It has nothing to do with trying to clean it.
As a spanish speaking person, hearing something be described as '"la criatura" will never not be hilarious
What is la criatura?
@@naturegirl1999 it's Spanish for "The Creature"
@@princequincy5421then why is it hilarious? He was saying creature. You made it sound like he tried to say creature in a Spanish way but accidentally used a word that means something else.
@@Sleve-McDichael picture this; a Chinese person is so shocked by something that when they describe it, their own Chinese language fails to convey the right tone, and so instead they opt to call it something in perfect English instead
I don't get it
I find it infinitely funny when someone says “I am 6”1’” and I respond “me too” while clearly being much taller than them.
12:54 I saw this joke coming as soon as I read “34 frames”, yet I’m still dying of laughter over it.
wait a sec. oh hell nawh LOL
Yeah
honestly so many periods in time were dystopian nightmares that we are just lucky our version has the internet and hamburgers.
Truer words have never been written
@@tyedyeguy69we are in a dystopian nightmare
@@HenryB6568yeah but it has the internet and hamburgers so it’s not that bad
Yes it is
Doesn't even feel like an Emkay video when I'm not at least 2 hours late lmao
Almost feels like a fever dream
Damn, that's crazy.
Nobody cares.
Lol
To the people who are watching this in the future, he didn’t comment this 2 hours after, he commented it just a few minutes after (maybe like 5) and i’m commenting this reply about an hour 5 minutes after this comment was posted.
@@_GhostMiner And that is your opinion, so you have every right to have it
5:50 as someone who has been robbed twice while having seizures in public, this is both painful and hilarious
I'm never going to be able to not think of a dog moonsaulting off a roof to attack a burglar now. Thanks, Damien. 🤣
A quick note on the toilet paper being the wrong way thing.
In my house growing up we had to do it that way otherwise the cat would play with it, unspool it, and make a mess.
was there a reason you weren't allowed to keep the door shut, or did people just not care to try to follow that rule?
Damien talking about wrestling and Robin losing his temper are high points of Emkay.
i love damian's laugh so much
Don't we all?
8:05 youre right thats not a guinea pig, that a guiness pig....
Really confused about people playing truth or dare and then getting shocked or upset when there's a truth or a dare they don't like. IT'S LITERALLY THE GAME! Which is exactly why I don't play it.
Let the cats learn how to become STRONK so they can seismic toss us humans into the shadow realm.
Then they shall rise to their former glory as Gods
I haven't seen EmKay's videos in a while, so hearing Damien's voice gave me WHIPLASH
The dino chicken was actually an old article, but imagine you're just trying to learn about genetics and you accidentally reinvent the raptor
Can we have raptors back please?
I saw a theory that the parent switch happens when having grandkids goes from a mark of shame to one of status and....I'm not ok.
If you are short staffed. Hire a taller staff.
"Comes out as powder", the only thing coming out as powder are my tears from laughing
14:49 ahh sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension
calling a ginormous guinea pig a CREATURE, LA CREATURA, is the most Tomato Gaming thing i've ever heard
6:46 If she has cats or a dogs, then it is the correct way. Because that makes it harder for them to unroll it.
I heckin love that you research some of these posts and pass your findings on to us.
I genuinely enjoy that people are taking time to look into these stories and providing clarification in the comments.
Fun fact, birds actually evolved from dinosaurs. So yeah, the dinosaur chicken is actually probably closer to what it originally used to look like in prehistoric times. Just, you know, without the fur and instead covered in scales.
you know how some VA's lend their voices so well to something they become the same? like how jack black is a panda, or dustin hoffman is a red panda? well damien is a racoon. i feel like GotG would have been really funny if damien was rocket
17:01 most intense voicecrack from Damien 😂
WHY DOES THIS NARRATOR HAVE SUCH A GOOD STEREOTYPICAL MAFIA BOSS VOICE 😂😂😂😂
That brain tissue growing eyes thing gives off real blood born vibes, ‘eyes on the inside’
If the cats learn anything from wrestling it's certainly not going to be protecting _them._
depends on what type of wrestling i feel like. like death match wrestling
The simple solution to being short staffed is to get some step stools
Didn't expect back to back wrestling references from EmKay. I approve.
3:00
Celebrity who frequently uses "You Can't See Me" in his branding and theme is found to be the most often perceived by Make-A-Wish, irony at its' best.
Hear me out on the toilet paper thing. If you lay the toilet paper the correct way then the way the toilet paper sets makes it so if a spider is chilling on it you will not see it but if it is place the other direction you can see it and avoid getting bit
Damien's response to living in a dystopian nightmare @11:35 seems like he's channelling Robin & Jack 😅
Does this mean I was robbed of the chance to eat actual Dino Chicken Nuggets?
0:55 So this is where dinosaur nuggets come from
10:11 reminds me of the incident where some israeli soldiers found some paper on the wall of the hospital they just bombed and claimed it was the name of terrorists. it was the days of the week in arabic 💀
We need a shirt of "she's threatening me with that bag!"
*The cats will protect us.*
🐱: SIR YES SIR ‼️⚔️
16:25 it comes out like curdled cheese
9:07 WRONG raccoons wash their food
10:34 oh my god, I love your courage impression LOL.
That raccoon on the bus honestly made my day... Especially him telling the OP to mind their own business!!
Bus drivers in America must be so chill... Here, even if your dog accidentally brushes against a seat you get an absolute bollocking from the driver.
4:14 this proves there is something faster than the speed of light 💀
17:49 Serious lack of knowledge regarding how the US government works. The president doesn't make or pass laws, his job is to enforce those laws. The responsibility of standing up to the gun lobby lies with with Congress--the House and the Senate. They are are ones in charge of making and passing laws. He can sign an executive order, yes, Congress has the power and means to block or change that order (that's what happened with student loan forgiveness). He can sign as many orders as he wants, Congress will just block him.
18:40 I have seen those dogs like a dozen times. But until now I didn't notice their tiny mentally unhinged sidekick
damien is definitely the best narrator along with lexi
Real
@@theerdalavignesh4443 robins great when he gets nice subs but unfortunately he doesn't get those much
Jack is a funny guy too tho
Jack is the only narrator who isn’t. i hear his try-hard quasi american accent, remember how painfully unfunny he is, and immediately exit out of the video@@SenatorArmstrongOfficial
@@missashleymacmacmacsorry man but I don't speak wrong.
5:06 Oh, I've seen this conspiracy theory LMAO 😭 It's not just a joke, unfortunately. It's a real conspiracy
Honestly with all the new discoveries about dinosaur anatomy, the dinosaur-chicken is probably just what they really looked like bath then. If they did the same experiment with Cassowary eggs then that would probably just create Velociraptors. That photographer who walked off made a reddit post about it I think. If it's the same person than he knew the people getting married and was doing it for a huge discount already.
“That is not a dog, that's a accsesory” -Damme lee
I click for the thumbnails, but damien makes me stay like a hostage situation
rats will bathe themselves at every opportunity and raccoons will definitely wash their hands and their food.
Don’t tell Lexi I said this, but Damian is my favorite narrator 🤫
I like them all but yeah same
@Seanthebean404 caught you in 4k 📸
im telling lexi😤
damien will always be my favorite just because i used to watch when it was just him. for a long time i would only rewatch his videos until i decided to see how great everyone else was ☺️
5:36 Probably a reference to the Cleopatra movie Netflix made. Cleopatra was played by a black actress and the movie started with an old black lady saying how Cleopatra was black "no matter what they tell ya in school." She was Greek. The movie was just pandering nonsense.
5:35 kengaskhan? from pokemon?! 🤯
14:15 I have been called out
Are you a Zombie??
16:17 I've always personally thought it would become more like a semi-solid, like cottage cheese or milk that's gone bad.
Look it up boys, Hungary literally looks like a fireman axe
3:45 Not only is he a good guy, he’s also a good actor as well. One of the few wrestlers who manages to play characters in movies/shows that aren’t just him.
18:04 *My husband:* "Slaaneshi toad doesn't exist, it can't hurt you."
*Slaaneshi toad:*
I was supposed to work a 12-5, they wanted me to come in at 8. Still went in
sounds like a you problem
jkjk
They must pay a lot
Cool dude, you didn’t have to go in at that time but you did so pop off ig
It’s necessary if you want extra spending money.
Did they pay you overtime? If not, that doesn't sound good
The Guinea pig is actually a womp rat. Luke is on the prowl somewhere for it...
14:20 me, a girl: finally gets my first friend at 17 (leading to my first voluntary hug as well)
16:36, to answer your question. Mummy dust.
8:43
Wait, did I hear bree?
As someone who watched her content many years back, knowing damien was in it too that’s cute as hell lmfao.
It be Wednesday, sailors
Indeed it is
Damn I got the day right this time, nice
Good job on first!
Jokes on you, it's actually 1AM Thursday for me 😎
@@osheridan Skipping a whole day? You lucky son of a-
13:31 We rlly censoring everything
That guinea pig looked like its mother was a capybara lol
“No. Tommy is not talking. Tommy is off playing with the fire truck.”
My siblings and I are all nearing 40 and have no plans for kids. I'm pretty sure our family ends with us XD
16:55 was I the only one when they said "starve to death or eat vegan" and I read it "starve to death or eat a vegan"
"and jack black turns to me-"
BEST COMEDIC TIMING OMG caught me off guard
5:30 I'm convinced that this is making fun of the Hoteps (galaxy brains who think that everything ever worthwhile created or invented in history was the fruit of black people and all other races are culturally appropriating them. And I mean *literally everything* in history, like saying the Buddha was black based on the hairstyle skinny Buddha is usually depicted with).
I'm so jealous that the cuteness-to-obeseness ratio for guinea pigs are the exact inverse for what they are for humans. Give me all the squishy guinea potatoes
The guinea pig is a livestock breed. They get to roughly 6 pounds compared to the 2 pounds of a regular guinea pig. They are bred for their original purpose, food.
What do they taste like?
dudes hanging out with each others without knowing each oher is so legit. I remember not knowing all the names of my workmate until 3 months into my employment.
This was a hilarious watch. Bro, Damian is awesome.
old man "powder" needs rehydrated like powered milk...? @ 16:30 ish
5:47
I see this meme somewhere, i think
Its basically a parody of Cleopatra, yeah, THAT Documental of Cleopatra
9:10 raccoons just sitting in the corner staring menacingly because they're being ignored
18:54 When I saw that I decided to immediately try it out with my sister and we rang our doorbell and gave everyone in our family a fright 🤣
As a houstonian, I can confirm that we take big swigs of whiskey before saying anything profound
[10:25] That's literally a Berlin Subway.
If you're scared of foreigners you probably shouldn't live there.
Like anyone on that train is gonna bat an eye at this bag😂
(I'm from Berlin, it's my hometown)
Germany would be a solid axe if rotated in a 90° angle
8:38 I remember seeing a similiar story on like r/Am i the asshole
For that one it was even worse as the photographer was a friend of the man getting married and he already was not charging him alot because he saw him as a friend. So when times come and he about to grab a plate he was stopped and told to keep shooting, exhausted and shocked he leaves
17:34
funny my mom met my dad at a bar
Okay the old man "does it stop being a liquid" bit got me good oh my god can you imagine. Bro gets his rocks off and its just this little poof of dust like youre blowing off an old toy thats been in storage for twenty years. call that powdered baby formula
8:12 Capybara
10:29: That was a really good Alex Jones impression.
The hard cut at the end absolutely took me out 😂💀
As a British person, I'm proud to say my country would make a great...spear?
13:56 "Stop spawn camping then." NO, NO, I DO NOT LIKE THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS, SIR.
Denmark would definitely make for a pretty nice, double-bladed axe, with Jylland being the front, Fyn being the middle, and Sjælland being the back blade of the axe.
"Partna, if I'm Ricky Starks" made me spit my drink.