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  • @SugarCrush_MK1992
    @SugarCrush_MK1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2344

    “Men only like women because they’ve never gotten a kiss from a true gentleman.”
    See, I can do it too!

    • @Bioh9z9rd
      @Bioh9z9rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      peanut

    • @connormcgeary6001
      @connormcgeary6001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I would like a gentlemanly kiss

    • @Bioh9z9rd
      @Bioh9z9rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@connormcgeary6001 peanut

    • @cornybram845
      @cornybram845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thank you

    • @sausagelynx
      @sausagelynx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Bioh9z9rd peanut

  • @fantasystaplesuwu1554
    @fantasystaplesuwu1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    fun fact, hentai LITERALLY means pervert in Japanese in context

    • @Warcrazyness
      @Warcrazyness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Peanut

    • @Oliver-jw3dy
      @Oliver-jw3dy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      @@Warcrazyness I respect your opinion but please, dont make this political.

    • @harbor641
      @harbor641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@Warcrazyness straight to jail.

    • @usaku9851
      @usaku9851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Warcrazyness
      H A M P T E R

    • @undernerd5824
      @undernerd5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Warcrazyness bruh moment

  • @nocturnables
    @nocturnables 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Are we just gonna not pretend that this dude did a near-perfect impression of the Joker? Cringy Neckbeards aside, that's top-level dubbing.

    • @Omgpysia
      @Omgpysia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh Peanut! No one here appreciates them ❤️ they are just slaves used for entertainment!

    • @krishapatil7783
      @krishapatil7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Peanut

    • @heyxloverr
      @heyxloverr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Penut

    • @morgandeloach1040
      @morgandeloach1040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t know man I’m really digging that Comic Book Guy simpsons impression

    • @krishapatil7783
      @krishapatil7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @SkylarH 25084 Everybody is peanut

  • @xTANNA3
    @xTANNA3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    “Here’s a girl wearing clothes”
    -Jack 2020

  • @coal9205
    @coal9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    me, a bisexual: im not immune to girl wearing zelda shirt

  • @calebplasma0612
    @calebplasma0612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Fact: The only guy who can pull off a fedora is Indiana Jones

    • @kawith2894
      @kawith2894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      And Michael Jackson

    • @dekucake4395
      @dekucake4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Are you guys forgetting Perry the Platypus? It's like his defining clothes

    • @kawith2894
      @kawith2894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@dekucake4395 perry isn't a guy, he's a legend, so he does not count

    • @dekucake4395
      @dekucake4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@kawith2894 fair enough, I see your point

    • @unstableturtleduck
      @unstableturtleduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Peanut

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4070

    Not gonna lie I thought this video was blocked in my country because of the title

  • @badabingus8304
    @badabingus8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I said “M’lady” and did “*tips fedora*” now a fear my transformation has begun

  • @rat-bz3kl
    @rat-bz3kl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    God, as if us anime fans didnt already had a bad reputatiom

    • @reesetube
      @reesetube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same

    • @poggerz5960
      @poggerz5960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Reputatiom

    • @draxan06
      @draxan06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Don’t bully it, he’s new to English

    • @dizzy_dino9052
      @dizzy_dino9052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ok peanut

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@draxan06 "it"
      Also they weren't bullying

  • @emanuelemunizramos9996
    @emanuelemunizramos9996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    *remembering that Joker was an abusive SO to Harley Quinn*
    Hm, this Joker looks suspicious.

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not was. Always has been. He is awful in the comics.

    • @BrookelynnM8
      @BrookelynnM8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umm.. peanut 👍🏻

    • @reesetube
      @reesetube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BeckyNosferatu is

    • @Cyrusleaf
      @Cyrusleaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joker didn't care about anything. Money, sex, drugs, etc. He just wanted to play tag with batman every once in awhile

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cyrusleaf And maybe send a message or two

  • @okami7751
    @okami7751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Karen without mask: MaSkS InFrInGe On My RiGhTs
    Neck beards: I don’t need a mask I have fedoras on my side * tips fedora *
    Everyone: runs away

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Masks infringe my mask?
      Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.

    • @Croissant1234
      @Croissant1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      U such a peanut

    • @dimitridemeattree6895
      @dimitridemeattree6895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao ok peanut

    • @SEP0...0HEP
      @SEP0...0HEP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's calling me?
      I said that im not paying child support i didn't have no Walnuts!

    • @gastersans-yi2bo
      @gastersans-yi2bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is so true

  • @jmakminhas
    @jmakminhas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    The dislikes are from " men who treat women right and continue to be really misogynistic"

  • @enderteimant
    @enderteimant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Plot twist: Jack is a neckbeard that is going through rehabilitation

    • @eyan_2978
      @eyan_2978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      why u do this u absolute peanut, i cant unsee this image

    • @Nocteul
      @Nocteul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey peanut u got 69 likes, nice

    • @t0uchingtipz611
      @t0uchingtipz611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      peanut

    • @saffronscales
      @saffronscales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PEANUTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • @tacogfx1842
      @tacogfx1842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tough talk for a peanut lmaooooo

  • @coffeecartoons5345
    @coffeecartoons5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    9:55 Ochaco is a 15 year old girl...a child...she should *NOT* be sexualised. The only somewhat acceptable characters form the show that you can lewd are Midnight and Mt Lady you creep

  • @hopsqotch1852
    @hopsqotch1852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    10:57 This implies that he thought op was attractive before he figured out she was a girl

  • @Pyram1dd
    @Pyram1dd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    That Joker impression was pretty good actually

  • @blurryphan7578
    @blurryphan7578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    4:40 we had a joker at our school. Full makeup, full costume, everything. He would scare everyone and would deal drugs right outside our cafeteria (one entrance) so we all decided to not eat. He just got spoken to and Halloween was cancelled that year.

    • @calebrose4607
      @calebrose4607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so basically, the guy was an idiot. how has he not been arrested for dealing drugs??

    • @Croissant1234
      @Croissant1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U such a peanut

    • @Victorcool24
      @Victorcool24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peanut

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Croissant1234 wait what? Peanut?

    • @Katthemusicfox
      @Katthemusicfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my entrances at my school is a cafeteria
      wait

  • @TrashPANDA658
    @TrashPANDA658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    4:47 This dude is the prosecutor in Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice. This dude is like the most spiritual a person can get. DUDE LEGIT JUST SUMMONS BUTTERFLIES WHERE EVER HE GOES. THAT RIBBON! YEAH, IT FLOATS AROUND HIM. YOU HEARD ME. F L O A T S. And then he will bind your mouth shut.

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PEANUT!

    • @MsPageMistress
      @MsPageMistress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Think he'd use that ribbon on the neckbeards?

    • @faizf4729
      @faizf4729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      peanut

    • @olly_lmao
      @olly_lmao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is a very religious boi tbh

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And above all, he’s an actual nice person.
      NAHUYTA. IS. NOT. A. NECKBEARD.

  • @shadyslims4006
    @shadyslims4006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "hey does anyone know who's car this is?"
    "WHy doN't GiRls LiKe Me!?"
    "Nevermind found him"
    Best part of the video

  • @sanacankindadraw
    @sanacankindadraw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    9:57 in no one gonna talk about how Uraraka is *LITERALLY 15 YEARS OLD*

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bro, we're talking about neckbeards, they'll just make up some excuse like mentioning Japan's age of consent or making up some weird canonical loophole just to be weirdos.

    • @neighborhoodsunbear9838
      @neighborhoodsunbear9838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@abandonedchannel72929 It is kinda weird how neckbeards mention the age of consent as if the characters were real people, but to me as long as you don't take the character to seriously like wishing them to be real it should be fine.

    • @froggy8714
      @froggy8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peanut

    • @flamboyant1994
      @flamboyant1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And?

    • @fabiolapineda6968
      @fabiolapineda6968 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flamboyant1994 shut up peanut

  • @meganlocker9700
    @meganlocker9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "Hi"
    "wtf you creep"
    Why did I laugh so hard xD

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    I don't even need a beard, I look amazing

  • @lunawolf2950
    @lunawolf2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Nobody:
    Jack hating emoji emkay: It's not personal. It's just business.

  • @BeckyNosferatu
    @BeckyNosferatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This thread is really hard to deal with, even with Jack's awesome voice... I once met a neckbeard (long before I even knew what one was,) while getting new dice for a D&D game. He proceeded to slide up to me, tip his hat and go "Do you need help finding something?" I just looked at him, looked at his shirt, and said "Why? Do you work here? Shouldn't you be in uniform?" And he proceeded to tell me how I wasn't buying those 'dice' for a board game, and I said "You're right, D&D isn't a board game and it never should be!" before picking up the dice and walking to the counter. His buddy was telling him he was a dumbass and I just sat there shaking my head through the entire purchase.
    I never even knew what these guys were called until way later... probably because I am older than Reddit. >_>

  • @KyaPataKya
    @KyaPataKya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Please bring back......" I'm Jack , the snack that smiles back."

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    These days I’ve seen some guys defending the old “friend zone” argument saying women traumatize men for life because they put them in the friend zone after knowing them for +10 years
    These people must’ve learned how to pick up women through romcoms I can’t believe it

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:10
    Did whoever made this meme seriously miss the entire point of Beauty and the Beast THAT Hard?!

  • @ergirt
    @ergirt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "The faster you talk the righter you are" among us logic at its finest

  • @Zydrate4ntomy
    @Zydrate4ntomy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Out of all these things I want to know why hitler is feeding Kirby whipped cream

    • @alvynnjethroevangelista9778
      @alvynnjethroevangelista9778 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Possibly the irony/oxymoron of having the most evil man in the real world having fun with the most innocent character of fiction?

    • @Narwhal12
      @Narwhal12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kirby was hungry, that’s why

  • @johnnyboy424
    @johnnyboy424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I- are we going to ignore the fact that a boy is most likely over 18 made a shrine of a 15 anime girl?

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You'd be surprised then, at how many guys do that... And then throw the "It's LEGAL in Japan!"

    • @johnnyboy424
      @johnnyboy424 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BeckyNosferatu you aren't wrong

    • @thedeviousone6910
      @thedeviousone6910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was probably Mineta.

  • @citiesinruin9435
    @citiesinruin9435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    *TH-cam is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second unskipable ads*

    • @jonahbryant7782
      @jonahbryant7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well they better stop or ill make sure that someone at headquarters is gonna go missing

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bruh for me its 41 second unskipable adds ;-;

    • @Croissant1234
      @Croissant1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      U such a peanut

    • @rez702
      @rez702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mollygrader4918 yikes

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rez702 ikr

  • @cameronallen5178
    @cameronallen5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    “These videos have lots of views”
    Me: looks, 414! Bruh

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For now

    • @fibecheee
      @fibecheee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      peanut

    • @TheGrimbler
      @TheGrimbler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fibecheee ah, wise words

    • @owenfraser3356
      @owenfraser3356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fibecheee peanut

    • @elyay7203
      @elyay7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not it ain't peanut

  • @user-bx7gh6hm3n
    @user-bx7gh6hm3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Fun fact we are torturing the EMKAY voices by contuing to watch them read this and enjoy this

    • @joshuac.6737
      @joshuac.6737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who’s hand is in the Emkay logo?

    • @user-bx7gh6hm3n
      @user-bx7gh6hm3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@joshuac.6737 I have no clue

    • @Boobesman
      @Boobesman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are a peanut.

    • @bremol4085
      @bremol4085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Boobesman no ur a peanut

    • @user-bx7gh6hm3n
      @user-bx7gh6hm3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur all peanuts

  • @katierobertson1682
    @katierobertson1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Had a neckbeard in my college art class. He didnt wear the outfit or have a beard but he said m'lady to the teachers and he prides on fighting people because he thinks hes being chivalrous. He didnt say chivalrous but thats the vibe. He also wrote a story, being nice i always offered to read the new chapters and conpliment it but it was kinda cringe tbh. Dont remember now what it was about but yeah. Also his angry face is honestly so creepy i cant explain. And not just intimidating creepy. Like actually creepy. Serial killer kinda face.

  • @mrsprince2706
    @mrsprince2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ok Im bi and a lot of times when I tell someone they say "oh so do you just like everyone" and I think I'll just use neckbeards as an example of how not everyone is attractive even to bi people

  • @griffinlathrop
    @griffinlathrop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Ahhhh Magic The Gathering Pokemon' Yugio. That game where you tap Poke'balls to cast monsters.

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      PEANUT!

    • @spikymarshmallow7611
      @spikymarshmallow7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My favorite is Blue Eyes White Bringer of the White Dawn. It's a little silly it requires Water and Steel Energy, but hey, set it up right and plot armour will take care of the rest

    • @lillyw2695
      @lillyw2695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      honestly if you were explaining Pokémon to someone who had no idea what it was this would technically be a good way to explain it

    • @alanducks6842
      @alanducks6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember you can win by collecting 5 pieces of arceus while having no cards in Exile!

  • @DDLAFFEY724
    @DDLAFFEY724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I am a recovering neck beard/“nice guy” I’ll never look back I have learned a better way of life
    Edit: I do have an anime body pillow tho it’s more for comfort than the waifu

    • @midnytejay
      @midnytejay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hey, just wanted to congratulate you on passing through your nice guy phase. it’s truly a sad phase that most people go through and it’s better to see people recovering from the mindset. i, and many other people, congratulate you. :)

    • @mortuary_sys
      @mortuary_sys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to get a body pillow, but it'd be in the shape of a hug so I can finally hug the characters with trauma and definitely need it.

    • @bonnieshenton9426
      @bonnieshenton9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well body pillows on their own aren't too bad.. i had a friend in middle school who was completely obsessed with Hatsune Miku to the point where he had a body pillow of her.. he wasn't a neckbeard though and just a dude who liked anime and games.. (he was actually pretty normal outside of all of that)

  • @Locktrap
    @Locktrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    the ochaco shrine was cute if the person wasnt probably a creep

    • @icetide9411
      @icetide9411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Um, I'm disturbed to write peanut under a comment saying it's good to have shrines for fictional characters
      Peanut

  • @xious4275
    @xious4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watching this made me realize how little hope there is for humanity being decent.

  • @ToastbackWhale
    @ToastbackWhale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The hilarious thing about that Hentai mask is that not only is that not the correct writing (it should be 変態), I spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out what it does say and I can’t find that first character on jisho, and ?土 didn’t return it either.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    *tips fedora*
    M'EMKAY

  • @Windows_Error
    @Windows_Error 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This subreddit and r/niceguys and
    r/nicegirls annoys me so much that I have never been able to sit through a whole video of them.

    • @MsPageMistress
      @MsPageMistress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You must! You need to learn all the signs!

    • @goro-swagkechi707
      @goro-swagkechi707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sameee they just make me angry lol

    • @Windows_Error
      @Windows_Error 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goro-swagkechi707 truuu

  • @marcellszmilko4275
    @marcellszmilko4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    These videos make me see that i maybe am a decent guy.

  • @ZoroarkLover98
    @ZoroarkLover98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It kinda sucks to like anime, videogames, hentai, card games and stuff like that.
    1.- People will judge you thinking you are a neckbeard, someone who hypersexualizes every woman irl or a creep
    2.- You WILL meet the neckbeards and creeps that are in those groups.
    11:07 this is exactly why

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That '500 year old dragon' comic is deadly accurate when it comes to Quiet from MGS V. Like whoever's idea that was must be really sexually frustrated.

  • @helllinatheuterusstealer6723
    @helllinatheuterusstealer6723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    12:47 awww that date how "lovely" this was posted on *my birthday* how " *LOVELY* " isn't it?

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      PEANUT!

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a_wooper3528 okay, what's with this peanut thing?

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meow.610 did you not watch the end of the video

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peanut

    • @lindameh2153
      @lindameh2153 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooo just wanted to let you know that we're birthday buddies c:

  • @aether2kye
    @aether2kye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:30. I’m the only girl in my PE class. If his logic checks out, this is gonna be the worst year of my life.
    Luckily it doesn’t, so me and my ace self will live in harmony.

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fact that you said nahyuta’s line with Edgeworth’s voice makes me angry on a personal level,
    I either need revenge or a therapist

  • @whoopoff7358
    @whoopoff7358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    11:26 I actually have those stickers. Got them as a gag gift from my cousin for Easter. They don't stick to anything for shit tho.

  • @sellingplants5456
    @sellingplants5456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Ochaco dude is super creepy, because Ochaco is actually 14 - 16 in the anime. 👁️👁️

  • @Jarblyy
    @Jarblyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:50 I haven’t heard the phrase chesticles since middle school

  • @batyalivni3577
    @batyalivni3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ochako Uraraka is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD

  • @NightShinerStudio
    @NightShinerStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm not afraid to admit that at one point in my life I was a neckbeard
    It was in late middle school but still
    I feel gross even thinking about it

  • @yellowlemonPenguin
    @yellowlemonPenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching/reading 'My hero' and knowing Ochako is like, a freshmen in highschool, makes that bed spread a thousand times creepier ಠ︿ಠ

  • @magicpigeon5578
    @magicpigeon5578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I need to see a neckbeard version of mr. x called "mr. neck" now

  • @SilentGlaceon94
    @SilentGlaceon94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Please don't do my boy Nahyuta like that. He's voiced by Matt Mercer for crying out loud!

  • @FennecMizar
    @FennecMizar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Jack is back, the voice ya’ lacked and now hes gonna react to the cynical cracks that the neckbeards lack
    I wanted to add more but I ran out of rhymes :(
    I did it :)

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      PEANUT!

    • @songbot7352
      @songbot7352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a_wooper3528 EXPLAIN THIS PEANUT SPAM

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@songbot7352 did you not watch the end of the video

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@songbot7352 you peanut

    • @beastorjett6084
      @beastorjett6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peanut

  • @lethfuil
    @lethfuil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "What a cleaning utensil."

    • @shrode
      @shrode 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peanut

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shrode Are you done, Walnut?

  • @chewy1203
    @chewy1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You dont know how much I love reddit users who arent incels

  • @GretgorPooper
    @GretgorPooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It shocks me that some people are still surprised at how horrendously cringy neckbeards can be. I've been on the internet for long enough to learn to just tune them out. They have serious psychological problems and no inclination to solve them, so they'll continue to be this way until something happens that makes them rethink their entire lives.
    I don't know what that something will be. It's different for every person. I myself was one of those as a teenager, but I can't tell you exactly what event made me change.

  • @majaquinn
    @majaquinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:15 Hey! Those are my aunties :). I didn’t go to their wedding as I was on holiday in Poland but I’m from Northern Ireland and I’m not sure if it was exactly first same sex marriage there but that’s definitely them getting married lol

  • @theholyknight6935
    @theholyknight6935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    going into this i had never heard of this subreddit, so when i saw the title i was like "OH! that sounds random, therefor it MUST be fun". needless to say i have added another subreddit to my list of "i hate this"

  • @xTANNA3
    @xTANNA3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way jack said m’lady😳

  • @receptionsystem
    @receptionsystem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Ochaco shrine would be *somewhat* passable if A. He genuinely enjoyed the character and just wanted to maybe have a few funko pops, and B. *If she wasn't a fucking child.*

  • @iactuallydiedbutibribedgod2249
    @iactuallydiedbutibribedgod2249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "He then had the audacity to TAKE MY HAPPY MEAL TOY."
    *Some people just want to watch the world burn*

  • @Goh._907
    @Goh._907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "licking ice cream"
    Boku no Pico vibes that I hate

  • @loturzelrestaurant
    @loturzelrestaurant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:26: Oh.
    Haha, i dont have to tell anyone how pathetic
    this already is,
    but i can add something:
    Pitou (seen at left of Sakura from 'Naruto') is not
    confirmed to be Female. Pitou is gender-ambigious; on purpose.
    The thing is: That Manga-Author has totally realized that Gender
    has nothing to do with a character's quality and/or deepness,
    so he literally just puts out gender-neutral characters
    every once in a while.

  • @uyghur-zv4fe
    @uyghur-zv4fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3 views, 21 comments, 42 likes
    wut

  • @JamerG
    @JamerG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack does a SERIOUSLY GOOD JOKER IMPRESSION _HOLY SH-_

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was no "bootleg impression" that was straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ohnibboi3102
    @ohnibboi3102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Tbh, seeing all this is just sad. I hope they all get help eventually.

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too. Also your pfp just reminds me of something I saw:
      Me when the toilet starts overflowing: TURN INTO WINE!!!! TURN INTO WINE!!!

  • @steelwarrior1744
    @steelwarrior1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I just heard you say,”do you not know how many views these videos get?” While I look down at 190 views xd

    • @slyph8201
      @slyph8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peanut

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is more than 30k you peanut

    • @steelwarrior1744
      @steelwarrior1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro calm down I just clicked the vid WHEN there were 190 viewd

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steelwarrior1744 I know, peanut

    • @a_wooper3528
      @a_wooper3528 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steelwarrior1744 you commented right as the video was posted

  • @smugron1101
    @smugron1101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:28 Even his profile picture wears a fedora. Ultra neckbeard.

  • @EremittV
    @EremittV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good reasons to wear a fedora:
    - You like the way it looks
    - You use it as a cap or beanie to protect you from the sun or the cold
    - You dress up in a custome that requires a fedora for recreational or professional purposes
    - You use it to camouflage your bad hair day (it happens, especially during a Pandemic where you can't go to a barber)
    Bad reasons to wear a fedora:
    - You like the way it looks, especially because of what it represents to you: class and chivalry. Character is not shown in clothes, it's shown in behaviour!
    - You use it so you don't have to organize your hair because you lack a good sense of personal hygiene in general
    Fedoras are not my taste, but I don't think that they are as bad as what people make them out to be sometimes. It's just that we associate it with people we don't like. And for the people who use fedoras for the wrong reasons: A good sense of personal hygiene (maintaining (facial) hair, taking regular showers, dental hygiene and so on), combined with clothes that are in good condition (as in not worn to shit, not necessarily brand clothes) and fit your body (type) do so much more than wearing one item that represents class to you. And remember, you don't need to look perfect! You need to look like a person that takes care of itself and is good at it. Plus you need to actually develop character. Find out what defines you most and why. Learn about you flaws and your talents, be honest with yourself and always push yourself to be better! If you know what you value about yourself, you'll have a greater understanding of what you value in other people. You might feel like you don't understand the other sex or that the other sex doesn't understand you, but most likely you need to understand yourself first. Don't pursue love when connecting to people that aren't looking for love. Because they might not be the person you end up with, but they can help you on your journey to love. By giving advice, a greater understanding of how other people think and maybe connecting you to people who are looking for the same thing and are compatible with you as an individual.
    I'm kinda rambling right here, but this speaks to me on a personal level. I haven't been unlucky in love, but I know a lot of people who share the mindset that is most commonly attributed with neckbeards. I personally have had some of the same feelings, but not on a relationship level. I have ADD and I am really introverted. I rarely feel a connection with other people and find it really difficult to maintain a relationship with friends. This means that I am alone a lot of the time, but rarely feel lonely. I felt disconnected with the world and I was fine with it. But when I got married and started living with my wife I got confronted with being an outsider a lot more. I wanted to maintain relationships with the friends she had and we made together, but I couldn't do it. I felt incredibly guilty because of it and set myself to a standard I couldn't keep. The only way to get out of that situation for me was te be honest to my wife, to medicate my ADD (which I was reluctant to) and to be more honest of how I experience life to my friends. From that point on I felt more connected to the people around me, felt less like trying to say what was expected of me to say and generally enjoyed myself a lot more because I didn't feel like I had to adapt my personality to the situation I was in. If you have similar feelings or if you feel like nobody understands you, maybe you even feel that most people are inferior to you; try to look inward first. Don't be afraid to confront your own insecurities, try to empathize with others and learn what is expected of you in the world and find your own way to deal with that. Blaming other people won't change a thing (even if you happen to be right), it only gives your mind an excuse to not have to work on itself. The road ahead might be rocky, but after every hard part comes a bit of clarity which makes the next hard part a little less hard. And after a while you have evolved so much that you don't even notice that you're working on yourself. It has become your second nature.

  • @rainbowconnection7601
    @rainbowconnection7601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isn't it so adorable when you German fedora has it's own Magic Pokemon Yugi-oh collection.

  • @beamngmutilation
    @beamngmutilation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Does the EmKay team even sleep?

  • @Mauripsu
    @Mauripsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:47 Aw shit, don't do my boy Nahyuta like that

  • @talapines7543
    @talapines7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:59 she’s a minor and like 16 years old in freaking high-school

  • @TheManaPrism
    @TheManaPrism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack, you're my favorite EmKay voice

  • @cakkac3714
    @cakkac3714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My creepy quote
    mom x dad = " I know how to use a gun."
    brother : " i know how to hide a body"
    me : "..." *grabs slipper and starts speaking spainish that i learned off of the internt*

  • @nojustno4209
    @nojustno4209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:14 AI dungeon when you’ve been playing too long:

  • @Shade45-
    @Shade45- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A kid has more knowledge then them
    Source?: *me*

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      17:56
      Really EmKay
      you almost killed meh

    • @Croissant1234
      @Croissant1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      U such a peanut

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Croissant1234 Ok
      Thanks I guess
      Since I am ranked Peanut now
      *Time to snapsome necks =)*

    • @icetide9411
      @icetide9411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good job you peanut

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@icetide9411 Yey

  • @SpaceDoggoWithCheese
    @SpaceDoggoWithCheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Another lesson on ''how not to get a gf''

  • @AbyssalElegy
    @AbyssalElegy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know what:
    go outside, touch grass, maybe plant some pretty flowers, doesn't matter what colour or what species, whatever suits you, and sit on the grass, and watch as your new friend, the plant, takes a very long time to grow. and remember to take care of the flowers

  • @celebrant9879
    @celebrant9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The worst thing about that Ochaco (short brown hair anime girl in white and pink costume) is the fact, that she is from Boku no Hero Academia. An anime about school for superheroes. High school for superheroes. She is 15/16.

  • @whitneywilliams9057
    @whitneywilliams9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guy at 9:49, his mask says 'gentleman' in Japanese.

    • @landchannel7688
      @landchannel7688 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So they wrote a completely normal word on the mask but then decided to make it cringy...

  • @echidna2614
    @echidna2614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:14 THAT DIVISION BETTER COME WITH SURVIVAL OR NO DEAL.
    12:51 That me.

  • @VS-jl1zw
    @VS-jl1zw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😬 is my reaction throughout the video summarised

  • @beautyamber12
    @beautyamber12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can only imagine his neighbors wondering why he’s yelling
    “SOMEBODY TOUCH MY PEEPEE IM LONELY!!” In the middle of the night 🤣🤣

  • @yellowmm69
    @yellowmm69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The funniest part of the video is that i got shaving and deodorant ads

  • @Lilli_j31
    @Lilli_j31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "kinky time" 💀

  • @bowiefan7653
    @bowiefan7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:53 wtf poor Uraraka she didnt need this ;-; ik shes broke but why?

    • @bowiefan7653
      @bowiefan7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @nameless one see someone gets it

    • @bowiefan7653
      @bowiefan7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @nameless one ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IVE SEEN A GOOD BRAWL

  • @theepicbaconcool9001
    @theepicbaconcool9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:26 "have you seen how many views these videos get?"
    *4,110 view right now, with millions well on the way*

    • @Paradee477
      @Paradee477 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you are now a Peanut :)

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Saying Reddit is a secretive and unpopular site is like saying Persona is some unpopular, niche game. No matter how much you want it to be, it's not some secretive, underground thing that only 7 people know about.

  • @erlanddrow7950
    @erlanddrow7950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:29 I need this man to read audio books with these effects

  • @isaacliebowitz4725
    @isaacliebowitz4725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    41 seconds and i didn’t even get the notification, im one lucky guy

  • @user-tf5rl5tt2v
    @user-tf5rl5tt2v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    actually, men and women can be friends
    one of them might be gay

  • @chainerx2634
    @chainerx2634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:36 r/tihi
    Thanks I hate joker neckbeards

  • @scorpiowazhere
    @scorpiowazhere 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nothing screams “welcome to the internet” more than the voice of Phineas shitting on Ben Shapiro

  • @samanthageorge6447
    @samanthageorge6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " I guess I have to give you the initimates now!" Is killing me from some reason :D