r/Creepyasterisks | pls commit unalive.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
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So glad to hear Robin laughing in a video, instead of sounding like a 64 year old grandfather raging about the current price of beans on his fixed income.
Pfft-
Yes yes
r/oddlyspecific
You good? Because that is one specific comparison…
Lmfao
@@svgspectralofficial True
Remember folks. Never rp with someone unless you know theyre ok with it.
This deserves a pin
@@JaggedBird *softly pins this message up against the top of the comment section and smirks*
@@artezac don't you start smartass
@@artezac HELP
@@Assarict I repent for my sins
Alright, only took 10 seconds to induce a genuine cringe. This'll be something else... Robin, you have my deepest sympathies for this.
Yeah I feel bad for Robin hope he does alright after this
It took just so little time and I have no surprise
Hello future top comment
Same here
@@illegalcumtrader56 me? top comment? That never happens :b
4:22 the way robin said “purr” has me dying 😭😭
purr. 😒🥱
@@Aerialyn"pweasee 😢😢"
@@Aerialyn LOL
perr 😒
brrr 😐
18:30 As someone who used to do roleplay with other people (consensually), you hit the nail on the head. Only reason I hate these so much is because the other person clearly wasn't into or okay with this
Yes. Consent. I am to a role-player and a BDSM sub. Consent. Is. Key.
People taking franchises too far is just the equivalent of admiring a museum then pissing on the floor
excuse me how??
yeah and people walking down the street is just the equivalent of eating an orange and puking it back out
I would rather compare it to stealing artifacts from the museum (to be fair a bunch of museum items have been stolen from other places)
A museum is a legalized exposition of stolen things
@@Portalz2345-lq2ef i *think* they mean that like
They admire the franchise and then kinda ruin it? Or at least mess it up a little?
Not sure but I think that's what they meant.
Robin's laughs are too contagious
Y'all need to give our man more funny subreddits he deserves it
Seconded! 😂😂
Just less cringey for his sanity.
true
Just give everything to robin at this point. Forfeit all mortal possessions to robin at this point
Totally didn’t want to toss myself off a bridge watching this
Really love how Robin gets into character for reading these. Adds an extra layer to it that just reading it wouldn't give.
This subreddit is like being allergic to bees and having a giant japanese hornet fly near you
"I slap lapis butt" had me absolutely dying. 💀
yeah same lol
This subreddit never fails to make me feel like I was touched innapropriatley on the bus. Like how is someone THAT GOOD at being creepy.
Reading that kind of writing shown in this subreddit makes me feel so uncomfortable and annoyed.
i'm so desensitised it all feels like satire man
@@Nothearei’m sure some of it is satire, this is wishful thinking but it makes me feel a little better
@@HyperNova808 it doesn’t make me feel better, that very descriptive foot one genuinely made me uncomfortable
@@Soul.Resonantsame. why would someone think this was an okay thing to do 💀
I usually do roleplaying with some friends on Discord, and I can't wrap my head around the idea of starting off with asterisks like that, with a complete stranger. Like even my friends and I, we separate RP and real talk.
Dude, I do the same and I dont understand why you would talk to a total stranger straight with the asterisks.
FR 😭
Omg yes
I'm the same! Finally someone who gets it
I think its the invasive, controlling or out of the blue sexual that are the problem
@@FlamesAndShadows exactly! Thank you!! Some of us just want to write fiction for fun or some use it as a way to vent, not this disgusting tripe. Fuck sake no one wants this shit it's really fucking discomforting
8:00 Robin always suprises me with his manic laughs. I always forget that he is a voice actor
I was legit drinking water and I almost spit it out from laughter- 🤣😂
He is??
HE IS?? THATS SO COOL??
13:16
i'm going to start quoting that.
"say it dude! say it! t-t-t-today, junior! spit it out!"
I feel so sorry about you having to read 15:35 even watching that part made me gag.
Robin having fun with a subreddit for once is nice. Also, it’s completely understandable, this shit funny af.
Off topic, but I love the crochet mushroom pfp.
Dude... Can we all acknowledge how great Robin's voice acting is? He needs to read that crap and it still sounds awesome and real.
I mean, he IS a voice actor.
he should be a voice actor
i never viewed the other r/creepyasterisks videos, as i was really afraid it was gonna be too cringy for my taste, but after watching this one, i now can say that i have a new, much better way to deal with scammers
The only time when this kind of thing is acceptable is when you’re messing with scammers.
One time I quoted the entirety of Meet The Soldier to a scammer :P
“hello we’ve come to reach you about your car-“
*nuzzles you* “owo, whats dis?” *blushes and-*
“WHAT THE F-“
@@ProfessionalBugLover cackling rn
Brilliant.
As someone who actively RPs.... I am SO glad they put someone who's familiar with OLDSCHOOL MYSPACE RP on this particular vid. Makes it ten times funnier when they have familiarity with online RP
I'm absolutely CACKLING at this.
13:01 legitimately gave me a stroke
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
I would love to hear Jack and Robin do a text conversation-based subreddit and alternate back and forth with the text conversation. That shit would be hilarious.
As someone who do literate roleplay and has done so for years, those people baffle me. I get having characters and plots or imagine scenarios. Hell, although I am not a biggest fan of self-insert, I get that too. But starting conversations like that without talking about it? Consent and talking about rules beforehand is so important. You don't know if your rp's partners are triggered by some subjects they don't want to read about, if they're comfortable with erp, etc. if you dont talk about ur beforehand. And no, it's not cute to introduce yourself like that, except if it was clarified beforehand. Another thing is having a character having a crush on another oc is fine on its own but interactions should also be talked about except if it's precised (some posts on some site are sometimes "here's my character, you can interact with them" or start of rp that anybody cam answer too)
I personally have difficulty with asterisks as they're often associated with One/two liners or people less 'experienced', which is totally fine on its own but I had pretty bad experiences with those type of people.
TLDR: coming from a literate roleplayer, roleplay is fun when you talk about it beforehand with the other person.
Dude same!!!
Bro these things make me die inside as a rper. I just wanna scream "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE NOT ALL OF US RPERS ARE THIS BAD!"
@@ryanhughes6405 Then when you say to people that you roleplay, they immediately think you're super cringey because they associate us with those people. Sigh.
I just respond with a polite death wish, some of them work really well. Especially if they don't know me and are just some random from a game
Yeah, I agree. It pains me to read that kind of writing, be it roleplay or not. I'm an avid reader and writer, so the broken spelling, sentence structure and abrupt strangeness just annoys me.
im tired of being so distressed about waring people about the fall, its time for me to sit back and watch one of emkay's videos, never fails to put a smile on my face
Edit: hey I acually got 100+ likes, that's new, thanks!
same, the cure of depression and sadness
I agree. uwu
2:15
This feels like the lost script for one of MeatCanyon animations
Robin laughing his ass off and dying cuz of this subreddit is so wholesome despite the nature of this subreddit 😭
You can literally hear Robin's braincells dying reading this subreddit
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I've never laughed so much at an emkay video, thank you for making my day
You haven’t watched it yet
@@illegalcumtrader56 Never have I laughed so much at a comment. Thank you for mak-... wait whats that name. and pfp. Bruh
it only gets better
I genuinely love this subreddit because it's either a guy joking around or some weird fetish guy 😭
Or just a furry (second thing you guessed)
@@PossiblySomebodyWhoExistsjust her to state that being a furry doesn’t mean u force ur fetishes on another person! I dont want any arguments and hope you dont get angry at me now thanks have a nice day/night!
@@Praise-AlgoritmiA dog tried to eat my chocolate sangwidge when I was in Ireland. I panicked and last a chocolate sangwidge, but now I got a free dog! What do you think of chocolate sangwidges?
@@k0slizard389 what- do you mean sandwich? If yes idk if no idk either
@@Praise-Algoritmi ye, where I’m from in Ireland we pronounced it as “sangwidge”.
If anyone actually made it through this entire video I applaud you.
I persevered, but it was really tough
7:50 Someone with a 155 IQ would know how to spell jiu-jitsu correctly-
You missed the "exells" and "your" 😂
Also, he should be saying "ignoring someone with an IQ of 155".
The message is ironically poorly written all around.
@@Aerialyn Fr tho lmao-
how does this man bring himself to read these out loud for the internet to see
He's just way too powerful
My mental state is rapidly deteriorating, and this video made it worse. Thank you Emkay crew.
My mental state was already destroyed. But this just eliminated the last bit left
I already wanted to kms but now I’m gonna
Please don’t, it’s not a good idea.
I think that after this video I'll need to dig a grave for my own brain cells...
* slowly moves finger to subscribe button * father Emkay
*shyly likes comment* u-u-u-u-u-uh t-t-take my- li-like!
this is satire for anyone wondering.
*suddenly rings the bell on Emkay's channel in a rather confident and fashionable manner while contemplating and questioning my very own existence* 🫠
*dodges*
*licks the like button with shaky breaths* daddy John~
@@damienearl8302 Who tf is john
"consent? whats that?" - at least one person in every single image in this video
4:52
Man I was really waiting for the weird part, and by god it showed up and hit me like a train.
I'm concerned as to how Robin pulled off such a believable, clean maniacal laugh... Robin, is there something you aren't telling the rest of us?
I would lose my mind reading these to thousands of strangers as well
13:18 he said that tttttoday junior and I haven't heard that in YEARS. Memories of Midwestern grandparents yelling at me 🫣
3:54 The family enjoys their milk at the table
Little did they know, it was harvested from my creature
Robin acting out the asterisks adds so much fun to this
2:10 ITS THE PERFECT GRAMMAR AND FORMALITY THAT GETS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME OMFG 😭😭😭😭
Feels illegal to be this early. In all seriousness, I’m really thankful for this TH-cam channel, it’s a safe space for me when things at home are going bad. I’m a huge fan of specifically Robin and Lexi, imma part of the LGBTQ+ community and it’s really heartwarming to know there’s such an accepting TH-cam community for people like me, run by people like me. You’re probably not gonna see this, let alone answer, but from the bottom of my heart, thanks Emkay!
Oh wait yeah, 10 minutes, damn
That’s nice to hear and all, but that’s because it is illegal. 🚨
@@horse9722yea this guy should be arrested
Don't wanna be that guy but *accepting
It's been only 1 hour but I hope you're doing well now :D
15:04 I want to thank OP for writing this long, descriptive message. Listening to this made me so nauseous that I couldn't continue eating my ice cream.
Poor Robin having to suffer for these, give this man a raise
4:02 - ahhhahh, good ol' harvesting the milk from one's creature! 😂 Two sentence horror stories...
Never heard anyone having THIS much fun with these before! This is awesome
As someone who's done online rp, I've somehow been lucky enough not to encounter this ever, and at this point I only do it with my boyfriend, and only because we're both cool with it and because it's a goofy and fun way to kill time
I do it with my partner as well, we always have to ask though because the other may not be in the mood.
I've done rp for about 8 years (I don't know why lmao it's fun ig) I've never gotten messages like that except for on Roblox or online games
Even as a furry I do not send stuff like that lmao
@@urthizmine2001 I've gotten a very concerning dm once that still haunts me to this day. Be glad you haven't encountered much of it in these parts of the internet
7:10 dude, I laughed so hard at this I almost made the name sound Robin made
He's great at it
I laughed so hard that I couldn’t, I rethought my life
🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖 *_hey_*
HaEaRaEëÆhey there😊
Sounds like the noises my friend makes when he stretches.
2:39 the best part is the response that was cut off. it was that image of skipper from penguins of madagascar with a shook expression
The fact that I know EXACTLY what image you're talking about is amazing LMAO
7:13 I actually choked on my drink at this one, especially with robin perfectly sounding out the “hhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
3:20 isn’t the whole point of messaging them NOT TO ACT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF THEM??
1:20 "you'll be arrested regardless" I'm imagining that they were actually the cops, and it's hilarious.
4:30 had me dead 💀💀💀
just 3 minutes in and I haven't laughed this much in a long time, Robin's laugh is so contagious lmao
5:00 cinderace is a pokemon from the pokemon games sword and shield, in case you didn't know.
6:20 I ain't gona lie I'm pretty sure I watched more than a hundred anime and I don't know what that dude means by "anime jump backwards"....
4:50 made my youtube crash
thats how good the comment is
5:44 perfect response to anyone who does this
Fr
10:54 bro the NOO just makes me wheeze so ducking hard!
At 5:10 I became INSANELY upset because I genuinely love Cinderace. It’s my favourite Pokémon and people are doing this shit with it. Pain.
people are down bad
@@CJSpider10 ikr 💀
I feel ya
Sometimes, I just wanna blaze kick them to the edge of the galaxy
7:24
“ I was at home the entire day. “
“….”
I'm glad that Robin is finally enjoying a subreddit
That one about the feet (14:51) had me howling, because my feet are FOUL! Seriously, the United States Department of Defense could use my foot sweat as chemical warfare!
kinky
excuse me your *what*
14:43 I went through full disgust, then embarrassment, disgust again, and then hilarity over the course of 30 seconds. What the hell.
Same bro
14:17 that adds up to a total of 141%. thats crazy.
The section that was inside 8:17 reminded me a ton of that one character Rocky from Lackadaisy for some reason
“UWU” I am really concerned for any narrator’s health after this sub
Because of my social anxiety, I always think that other people see me like this when I text them. 8:52 especially this part
This is horrifying. I feel sorry for Robin.
Please. Never stop giving Robin this subreddit.
here's a 3-step self defense course over text for whenever someone does this type of thing without warning
1: [Pulls out gun]
2: [aims at you]
3: [Shoots you to death]
PLEASE make this subreddit a regular thing!
What irks me the most is people seem to have trouble seeing the difference between liking roleplay and having a complete OC. You don't have to have an OC to do roleplay, and you dont need roleplay to have an OC
I hope Robin is doing well after this subreddit
7:45 bro says he has a 155 IQ and then uses the wrong “your”
7:10 I WAS DYING WHEN HE DID THE HEYYY THERE PART OMG 😭
8:37 Robin actually sounded like they were crying lol
He's a professional va, it makes sense
7:02
Perry the anxious teen nerd !
I assume your making a Phineas and ferb reference, if so, thanks for that image
Wish I had the same level of confidence and gall as someone who doesn't hesitate to hit up a random stranger with unsolicited creepy texts
I feel bad for Robin, denying the worst ones are real when they probably sadly are.
6:12 *I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream. TO BE FREE OF THESE CRAZY FREAKS!*
Yare yare daze
Ooga booga dooga looca
Kono Dio Da!
ok so the one at 4:37 is pretty hilarious
10:19 Lions can’t even purr
💀
I find it funny how they went through the effort to come up with exact species proportions for their genitals and it doesn't even add up to 100%.
Part of why I think it's most likely a joke
@@cynister7384 Probably but I have seen people in the furry fandom who are like this unironically so it is possible it is real.
11:35 it would have been a funny plot twist if the person replied “im a man” after they replied “wtf”
This is deeply disturbing but fascinating
Emkay's Laugh was infreakincredible on the winning post blue ribbon. Perfect
My pet rock of 14 years died of old age a few hours ago, and my family is making fun of me.
Her name was Rookie, and she was a small crested rock. I really loved her a lot, for such a small thing she had so much personality. She would always walk onto my hand if I held it out for her and would jump to the cage door if I was home from work.
For the last week, she had been sluggish and not climbing at all. She stopped visiting me when I came home and stayed on the cage floor. I knew deep down it was her age, but I wanted to just believe she was just maybe a little out of it, so I tried to keep her healthy and hydrated. Just today, I came home and found her motionless, i went to touch her gently and saw she was still breathing and stiff. But she was clearly weak, and the breathing was shallow. I didn't want to bother her, I know rocks get stressed out by human touch when they are uncomfortable, so I left her.
An hour later, she was dead, I knew because when I went to touch her, she was limp. She had never been so limp before.
I told my sister and showed her the body as I was taking it to the backyard for a burial. She seemed shocked but oddly asked to take a pic. I told her no as it was weird.
I buried her, grieved for a few hours, and decided I would stay home from work tomorrow.
My parents came home, and I told them they were respectful. Well, my mom at least was sympathetic. My dad didn't do much but listen. I just came back upstairs, and I heard them talking. My dad and sister dont exactly have quiet voices.
They said that I was overreacting, how maybe if it was the dog, I should be upset and crying. And how my managers would think I would be stupid if I called in for the death of a rock.
I thought they would be respectful, but I guess they really didn't care for her or how much she meant to me. It makes me furious, but I dont have the energy to confront them. She may have been small and not the brightest, but I really did love Rookie, I've had her since I was in elementary school. I just wish they were more understanding about this.
IS THIS A SHITPOST OR WHAT
WHAT IS A ROCK??
Im so sorry for your loss
This sounds like a post made weird for the sake of hiding something else more important.
Nobody asked.
I'm sorry you had to go through that, my condolences.
Good god what was that laugh at 2:32 🤣🤣
14:28 I just want to let everyone know, this is not at all what most furs are like, thank you for your time
Thank you lol
I mean, they're still weird af
I don't really care if I'm racist or mean, they're furries for God sake, I am lucky to never meet any irl
@@uncolored2060 furries are people who like anthropomorphic animals. That's it. It's pretty simply just an interest like any other.
Oh and you probably have met some in real life. Most aren't exactly flaunting it.
@@nayzal well thank god for that
If I got one of these I would reply with *magically disappears* and then block them.
14:01 - as an ex furry, no no that is totally correct an true an real. The give away is that math being 141%
4:43 freaking destroys me wtf
Oh man, i was having a bad day but that one about the teacher roleplaying you failing trigonometry instantly healed my soul.
Robin, we appreciate how much you have to
suffer to entertain us. These were painful and painfully hysterical!! Thank you for your continued service 🙏
oh my goodness, I’ve been looking for a subreddit like this, praise you Emkay
8:20 wrong your. He just said "im blocking you are number."
0:48 I forgot about how weird fandoms can get and this unfortunately reminded me.
I need eye bleach wtf
I need to drink bleach
hey i know you from the gaehive
@@stormy.wholesome.moments lol hi
7:10 I genuinely got scared when Robin became a banshee
9:30 *dad was the one who opened the door and you didnt notice cause youre too scared to open your eyes*
Dad: omg yes never thought you would ask
8:02 that laugh is PERFECT
5:35
As a dyslexic person, I give you FULL permission to reject that person to the moon and back.