Bloodsport Breakdown
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ก.ย. 2020
- Come marvel at the worst kept secret in fighting as Frank Dux travels to Hong Kong to do battle in the Kumite. All fighters and potential spectators should've received an e-vite.
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One of my favorite cheesy 80's movies, but this review has shot to the near top of list of reviews! Running through the city montage with Perfect Strangers theme, pure gold.
The Perfect Strangers theme got the video demonetized but I had to keep it. It syncs up so perfectly!
@@DistractedNerd that blows that a song so old demonetized the video but what a way to go down.
@@DistractedNerd really is there a lot of people now less likely to buy the soundtrack for that song?
@@Warcodered01 It's apparently a huge moneymaker for Merlin IDOL Distribution
@@DistractedNerd Really?!! There's just no way i'd be able to be a youtube creator. When my video gets demonetized, i'd go apeshit in a rant video, that would definitely get demonetized, about the company and it would only get worse from there...
Best channel on TH-cam. It's hard to make me laugh but I laugh so much when I watch these
Young Franks voice is something to behold. “I wasn’t going to steal it”
Or "...call the cops?"
Nearly spit my soda out at the “splits” line. 😂
- 😄😄😄 I just got to the Perfect Strangers theme song. I Had to pause it to type this. Too funny!!!
Holy shit that was awesome,that song is burned in my brain like I heard it yesterday but it had to be at least 20 years
I've never watched Bloodsport. But I'm going to watch the hell out of this.
I spent an hour today rewatching the Karate Kid breakdowns. So this will hit the spot
In the new Cobra Kai series, when Johnny figures out the Internet, he is watching Bloodsport in one scene.
The fight club rules about the kumite killed me! 🤣
I never knew about the goofy chase scene set to that vapid 80’s music because we would just fast-forward through any scene where a punch wasn’t thrown.
One of your best DN. Absolute gold.
I look forward to the day this channel blows up and you get a million subs.
The movie's a kind of love letter to Bruce Lee, a few references to things he's said and did. Blood sport-'Brick not hit back'. Enter the Dragon-'Board's don't hit back'. The scene with the coin switch Bruce supposedly used to do that for people
its a crime that Distracted Nerd doesnt have waaaaay more subs!
I thought the same thing
Ultimate facts
Mad init
Love the perfect strangers chase through HK
"The Kumite definitely doesn't have Fight Club rules"... 🤣
I seriously don’t get how this channel is not much, much bigger?!?
Deduct one credit for failure to include "OKAY USA". Bonus points for aforementioned jaunty theme inclusion and respect for murderous bromance... Carry the one ...
Ok I got your score totaled up and it looks like you passed quarantine midterms... But just barely.. Dont get to phoning it in.. I expect big things from you.. 😂😂😂😂😂
OMG round of applause for excellent.. Utterly excellent application of the Perfect Strangers theme song.. 👏 👏😂😂
“He was a Giants fan in general.” 💀💀💀💀
That was hysterical
I just found your channel somehow. So happy I did.
Don’t even have to watch it all the way through, and I know it will be great. Thumbs up 👍🏻
Holy shit I laughed so much at the Perfect Strangers song 🤘🤘
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It makes my day better when you put up more of these
Hell yeah! Now my Friday can start! D.N. dropping vids!
@literally not z You're a rock for me, kid.
This channel doesn't have the subscribership it deserves
I always thought that when Frank is running from Helmer and Rawlins that it just had the feel of a Mentos Commercial.
Fun fact: I made 3 versions of that scene and one of them was the Mentos theme. The other was Family Matters but Perfect Strangers just seemed to fit better
@distractednerd videos are the only ones I can watch over again. This stuff is hilarious
This was perfect!! Getting better every time! Especially the chase scene but I think you forgot to mention it's about the kumite...which is supposed to be hush hush
7:28 LOL, I'm dying of laughter :D
I don't know why you don't have more subscribers? Your videos are hilarious.
Youve got a sub from Australia. Love these vids
The last line of this review is so relatable.
The fighting platforms called lia tai
Awesome vid💪🏾
Most memorable Frank line: "time to protect your nuts guys"... To be honest I can't really remember him saying much else 😂
Edit: Frank also says "son of the bitch" 🤣🤣🤣
Edit 2: Perfect Strangers montage was PURE GOLD!!!!
Bro ngl. This is the perfect non-mortal kombat,mortal kombat movie ever. It doesn't have any of the supernatural elements of Mortal kombat but it gets the world wide fighting style feeling just right. And hey the guy even uses Johnny cage's signature move. Need I say more?
YEEEEESSSSSSS! I SWEAR I WAS WONDERING THIS WEEK WHETHER OR NOT THIS EPISODE WOULD EVER COME OUT
That chase scene had me rolling. Lol!
STANDING TALL! ON THE WINGS OF MY DREAMS!
Now I can only wish for Donald Gibbs to gruffly tell JCVC to not be ridiculous.
Dude you make my day😂😂
Dude this was amazing. We just reviewed Bloodsport on our podcast and gave you a shoutout for Paco's motorcycle handlebars comment. GOLD.
You've been away far too long, I've been suffering withdrawal pains.. There is Nothing better than a Distracted Nerd Soma holiday.
Taking a dump on company time, and I see this!
I’ve been waiting this 🍿
This is excellent.
Andre reference was lit!
That chase sequence was perfect
Anytime I need a quick laugh, I pop on one of your videos. You are fucking Hilarious
Frank Dux likes to stretch the truth like it's taffy.
6:14.. Perfect Strangers..?? I see we’re you were going with it...😂🤣lol!!!..
She says she's not sticking around to watch him end up like Jackson or worse...
Next scene - Front row seat to Kumite watching Frank fight 🤣
You deserve more subs and views...
I love blood sport 1 of my favorite movies
I can't remember the music from that chase scene but was that from perfect strangers intro 🤣🤣
6:23 cousin Balki? Is that you?
Underrated
Anyone ever see the JVCD Bloodsport Mentos commercial edit. It's wonderful!
The Super Secret Kumatay... sponsored by PS5 & Red Bull
How can someone genuinely be a fan of the New YorkGiants and San Francisco Pirates?
San Francisco Giants
Funny thing, that the real Frank Dux was a Canadian martial artist, fight choreographer and he co-wrote this film kind of about himself
It was all bullshit tho
I’ve clicked on some videos pretty fast before but I nearly lost my thumb clicking this one
Can you Breakdown, Big Trouble in Little China?
Great 👌👏👏👏
Flawless movie
please do Kickboxer!
“Easy Shingo” 😂😂😂
You can see the old prime Hong Kong in the movie.
Have you considered doing a Pete’s Dragon breakdown?
Perfect Strangers theme... Lmao
The funniest movie reviewer on TH-cam. Still baffles me you don't get more views, did you piss off Susan Wojcicki or something?
@7:29 brilliant
The acting made me feel a bit like watching The Room
Ah so it IS true..... Forest Whitikers eye did get lazier with time 😂😂😂
I think they call the fighting stage a ‘runway’
Not sure if the organizers of the event call it a runway, but Frank and Jackson's guide calls it that.. 'Step on to the runway and not get killed' and 'throw the fucker right off the runway'
You failed to mention that this was supposed to be a semi autobiographical movie and Frank Dux. If you need a good laugh look into how fake that guy was.
Hell yeah!
Tale of true bromance
I think I'd be froze in place if someone sliced the brim off my hat with a katana
PLEASE DO THE MOVIE "KICKBOXER" WITH Van Damme
sing to the tune "do you know the way to san jose". do you know the way to kumite?
Splits! :D
SPLITS!
Why does no one point out the Chong Li line of "Brick not hit back" is a direct ripoff of Bruce Lee's "Boards don't hit back" from Enter the Dragon, which Bolo Yeung was in?
Little Giants? Big Small People? I mean it’s the ice box
TIL there is a amazon prime show about JCVD's being a secret agent and his movie career was a front for his black ops. You're welcome 😁
I thought it was Helmer and Rollins. Not Hemler?
This dude is hilarious
I’ve had friends for 30 years and I have done the same.
thanks for reminding me my dad looks like trailer park jean claude
Yeeeeaaahhhh boyeee!
Spilts! 🤣😀
I've been around since 700 something subscribers
I forgot how bad the chase scene is. My god
Shingo the Dingo.
SPLITS!!!!!!!
Awww yeah! Getting a notification that Distracted Nerd has posted a new video is like finding a $20.00 bill in your pants pocket that you put there that one time your girlfriend was asking you for money. But it was the last $20.00 you had until payday next week and you didn't wanna have to ask your parents for more money out of pride. You ended up asking your dad for money anyway because you forgot where you hid that $20.00 and we're starving before payday like you tried to avoid. Now, you have an extra $20.00 and can finally pay your dad back from last time without worrying that you can't actually afford to do so. Man, that was a huge relief! Getting the notification was uh, yeah it was like that! 👍👍
"Ok, USA"
I mean how else would you deal with recent traumatic events besides doing the splits?
yayyy
agi will fix it
Demonetized over the Perfect Stranger theme?!? Could you swap it out for a Mentos commercial instead? Probably not as good but gotta get that $$.
Sidenote: glad to see an expert on dong pills come out and explain how to use them. Haven't seen that kind of courage since Jimmy Johnson was on those late night commercials
Also, real cool about the grocery store. I knew that was you! I was definitely going to say the same line as Ray even though "any place" and "any where" are the exact same thing.
Any place, anywhere, any location, any hill or dry riverbed...
"sponsored by 7UP" .... Like most other things in Asia in the mid to late 80s hahaha
I have this nagging suspicion that Van Dame cant really do anything but the splits.. Which in and of itself is pretty impressive. But not as impressive as the load of bs that is Frank Dux 😂😂😂😂
When I found out the movie is based on the made up biography of that guy, it made the movie ten times better