Demolition Man Breakdown

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  • Demolition Man Breakdown
    Demolition Man is the quintessential 90s action movie about 20th Century cop John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) who gets frozen and thawed in the peaceful 21st century city of San Angeles.
    Spartan joins with San Angeles Police Officer Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock) and together they must stop Simone Phoenix (Wesley Snipes) who is the master criminal from the 20th.
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  • @chrise-8166
    @chrise-8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The muffled swear monitor was awesome.

    • @JT--XL365
      @JT--XL365 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the fact that he keep it going after the joke had past made it even more funny to me.

  • @bobbyindahood
    @bobbyindahood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The swear monitor just pure comedy gold lol

  • @raven4152001
    @raven4152001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    - The penalty for saying Cocteau the whole episode cracked me up. 😄😄

    • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
      @JesusChrist-xb7jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raven, you are fined one credit for violation of verbal mortality statute.

  • @chazjohnson73
    @chazjohnson73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    O.K. The verbal statute joke started off as super annoying, but your commitment to the bit paid off in the end! Had me rolling after you closed the door.

  • @joshmiller5197
    @joshmiller5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This review was genius. The credit machine going off the whole time. Very smart.

  • @gp4236
    @gp4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I laughed hard at the muffled “you are fined 1 credit...” after you closed the door

  • @ljcarthan3504
    @ljcarthan3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank you for releasing 2 videos in as many weeks. Obviously this is a sideline for you so we're very grateful for the attention.

  • @Bdb83
    @Bdb83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man I wish I had a big TH-cam channel just so I could promote this one so it gets the views it deserves! It's like sitting on a mountain of gold with no way to sell it.

  • @ShutterSpeedGaming
    @ShutterSpeedGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your channel is so underrated 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @ShutterSpeedGaming
    @ShutterSpeedGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Why Pizza Hut?”
    “Because they don’t sell pizza 🍕 In record stores dude” 😂😂😂😂

  • @mattmcgrath25
    @mattmcgrath25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm sure others have let you know, but these videos are a nice surprise during the week, especially during a bad week, ha! Thanks for uploading again, we all really look forward to then.

  • @jamesclint2338
    @jamesclint2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “ I swear to god I’ll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans.”

  • @avace917
    @avace917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Swear Monitor missed you saying "DAMNIT, Jerry!"

  • @gregandres2787
    @gregandres2787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You really need to do more movie reviews man especially from the 90s as well as tv shows. You have a great channel you could have so many more subscribers.

  • @period8705
    @period8705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The alarm then the "you are fined one credit" gimmick is Effin awesome.

  • @koretechx1
    @koretechx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    YES! You totally 187'd me (as usual)! Mellow greetings and salutations my friend. We've missed you and your humor!

  • @killbenjiTV
    @killbenjiTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wanna live to see those ps13 graphics!

  • @davidbedard6824
    @davidbedard6824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy shit..he's baaaaackkkkkk

    • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
      @JesusChrist-xb7jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Bedard, you are fined one credit for violation of verbal mortality statute.

  • @deanjackson1153
    @deanjackson1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome !!!! You are killing it, these retro reviews are hilarious 🤘🤘🤘

  • @vhampyre01
    @vhampyre01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You got away with one "hell" at 8:57 and one "damn-it" at 9:41, so... Consider yourself lucky, Mister!

  • @matthew-xf3zi
    @matthew-xf3zi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you!
    Needed this.
    I think i watched your Cobra break down like 30 times in the last month.

  • @RedHeadKevin
    @RedHeadKevin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:30
    I swear I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says "shenanigans."

  • @7deadlypins
    @7deadlypins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only half way through the video and love this video already. Best youtuber ever. Love it.

  • @KingKenzo215
    @KingKenzo215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I think you've done every movie I love thx

  • @Shadders2010
    @Shadders2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You have been fined ONE credit. OH THE PAIN *gets cutt off*

  • @StanislavBD
    @StanislavBD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these movies from my childhood you’ve been reviewing. Can you do Ghostbusters 1 & 2?

  • @1nsolenc3
    @1nsolenc3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best channel on TH-cam

  • @BigDumbMovie
    @BigDumbMovie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay, that bit about the cake really has me messed up.

    • @DistractedNerd
      @DistractedNerd  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It has messed me up for years

    • @furrybogard9724
      @furrybogard9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's actually a pretty valid point

  • @blackjohnsnow9375
    @blackjohnsnow9375 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao serious classic . Great episode man too funny . Was that really dan Cortez 😂

  • @claytongoode5715
    @claytongoode5715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also this movie would be the last time we'd see Wesley Snipes look like he was enjoying himself until last years Dolemite Is My Name.

  • @LifeVersity
    @LifeVersity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    funny to see a taco bell ad before demolition man review

  • @westtlink
    @westtlink 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE that you ran with the joke all the way. Yeah annoying, but I can appreciate the dedication!

  • @echeve17
    @echeve17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another classic video on a classic movie. Classic

  • @wartyrant8627
    @wartyrant8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:24
    Every pre-pubescent boy: “I think I’m in love.”

  • @ZombicidalMadMom81
    @ZombicidalMadMom81 ปีที่แล้ว

    I tried to make that air high-five a thing with my friends/family during Co-vid, but as per usual, they all just looked at me like I was a crazy person :S

  • @thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051
    @thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can you do a breakdown of AI: Artificial Intelligence next?

  • @zaquaholic
    @zaquaholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Don’t forget to add “dammit Jerry“ to the list of approved words. In this case I completely concur with the morality machine. Jerry is the worst. In fact, I think the morality machine and the Zima machine might have something to do with that.

    • @surface_glow2520
      @surface_glow2520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How many Zimas did Jerry Thing drink before his wife left him?

    • @papaburlap3385
      @papaburlap3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@surface_glow2520 dude, The Jerry Thing Never had a wife. Just the girl at the discount shoe warehouse who smiled at him the one time. Why do you think he got hooked on Zima in the first place?

  • @APguitarCovers
    @APguitarCovers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha, love the verbal morality violations. Good call, sir. Thanks for the quick upload!

  • @furrybogard9724
    @furrybogard9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dan Cortez lounge singing Jolly Green Giant is reason enough to revisit the film on a regular basis

  • @7deadlypins
    @7deadlypins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What the fucccckkkk TH-cam!!!!!!! I have been asking for this for like a year like a little turd on every video. It comes out a week ago and it tells me just now!!!!? So hyped to watch out haven't watched it yet!! Thank you!!

    • @DistractedNerd
      @DistractedNerd  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha! I wondered where the hell you were!

    • @7deadlypins
      @7deadlypins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DistractedNerd I know right! I signed up for pateron but pay pal bugged out and wouldn't let me pay. You are the first person I have ever done that with. You deserve it. I ll retry soon. I recommend others should too!!

  • @ryanbaker7404
    @ryanbaker7404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know you're in hell when "everything is like Utah"! 🤣😂🙌👍

  • @xKillaBunnix
    @xKillaBunnix 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg yesss this made my night 🤟🏻🖤🥰

  • @megan2484
    @megan2484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    you have the funniest reviews of you tube

  • @pluto545
    @pluto545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lenina Huxley obsessed with how things used to be in 20th Century. Sounds like a modern person living in 21st Century.

  • @killbenjiTV
    @killbenjiTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This movie was well aware of the coronavirus lol ...

    • @LifeVersity
      @LifeVersity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha and Arnold Schwarzenegger political career too

  • @upc2h22
    @upc2h22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very odd that I just watched a small series of videos on the coming out of our shells to her with the Ninja turtles and now I see it on here... LOL

  • @timpaich2074
    @timpaich2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There are scenes cut out with Wesley Snipes villain shoots the Bill Cobbs character. Also there are scenes cut out with Sylvester Stallone taking out cryocon henchmen. There's also the cut out scene when Sylvester Stallone fights Jesse Ventura at the cryo-prison.

  • @jamesanthonygreen8233
    @jamesanthonygreen8233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved watching this video.

  • @PappyClappy
    @PappyClappy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who tf tried to enjoy themselves with that 1 dislike??

  • @7deadlypins
    @7deadlypins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have seen this movie about 50 times and the things you bring up about this movie are spot on. So many flaws but an awesome movie. You have a pateron righ? I promised I would if you did this review.

  • @flybeep1661
    @flybeep1661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact, the female computer voice heard in the movie is voiced by Adrienne Barbeau, the tough chick from Escape From New York.

  • @Genrebenders
    @Genrebenders 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerry really needs to get his shi* together

  • @rickykeim2005
    @rickykeim2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I kind of love your relationship with Jerry.

  • @gregoriousblantonius
    @gregoriousblantonius 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is brilliant

  • @rickykeim2005
    @rickykeim2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Jokes are really good in this one.

  • @gourry47
    @gourry47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You've gotta do mrs.doubtfire next

  • @xero_chance818
    @xero_chance818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you

  • @DW3010
    @DW3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spartan does say, “Heads up!” though so there’s your pun for the head coming off 😃

  • @ZombicidalMadMom81
    @ZombicidalMadMom81 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone else think we were going to get a reveal that Sandra Bullock's character was John Spartan's daughter?

  • @rickforespring4834
    @rickforespring4834 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i think we're living in the just before demolition man times right now. lol

  • @bigyavenger9456
    @bigyavenger9456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes!

  • @sylvesterngirkelau8604
    @sylvesterngirkelau8604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Do “ The Little Giants” ........one time lol

  • @pucknorris3473
    @pucknorris3473 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:08 he said “heads up!”

  • @mhuff886
    @mhuff886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good s#*t brotha. Enjoy all your vids!

    • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
      @JesusChrist-xb7jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maven Huffman, you are fined one credit for violation of verbal mortality statute.

    • @mhuff886
      @mhuff886 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha!!! Well played!! Now what the H€€££ are those D@€N shells for?

  • @rickykeim2005
    @rickykeim2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss action movies like this.

  • @TomasCyr
    @TomasCyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I thought I would hate the fine computer skit but it was pretty damn funny

  • @mike15280
    @mike15280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I do think it’s funny they give Dan Cortez More lines And a man who’s going to go on to be a governor of the state

  • @NestorCaster
    @NestorCaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol. Also, along with the film Passenger 57, this movie was one of the first times Wesley Snipes got to showcase his martial art mastery-- since before he starred in action film, it wasn’t widely known that he was a martial artist and black belt master… he started at between 11-12 years old in the martial arts. So basically if given the chance his Nino Brown character could have beating the ever loving garbage out of ICE-T, but the role just demand him be a normal kinda sorta street fighting drug kingpin psycho

  • @raven4152001
    @raven4152001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    - this oughta be good. 😎

  • @PappyClappy
    @PappyClappy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I smell a new sub coming on...

  • @darkghoulrecords
    @darkghoulrecords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell yeah!

  • @jkdbuck7670
    @jkdbuck7670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laughed at this movie when I was a teen when it came out. I'm not laughing now. The folks who wrote it knew the direction we were headed as a society.
    I heard that the Pizza Hut thing was because they don't have Taco Bell in Australia...hence the alternative.

  • @colonelquack
    @colonelquack 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seen lots of reviews and NOBODY thought to do that running gag. (that I know of)

  • @seanlarkin5454
    @seanlarkin5454 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got away with one "hell" at 8:57

  • @charlesthompson2281
    @charlesthompson2281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should do Like Mike and Air Bud 2

  • @auniversalwoman
    @auniversalwoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 the air 5... surviving covid

  • @CaptainAmerica2001
    @CaptainAmerica2001 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was totally confused about the fact that Simon Phoenix was a highly trained supersoldier against peaceful people of 2032 that was really dumb

  • @santosbelmarez8023
    @santosbelmarez8023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your next breakdown should be the sandlot.

  • @joshdoe1184
    @joshdoe1184 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Need. More. Nerd.

  • @whodiditthistime1287
    @whodiditthistime1287 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you do Drop dead Fred or Freddie vs Jason?

  • @BA_Pointer
    @BA_Pointer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This movie was a warning ⚠️ definitely predictive programming.

  • @GruppeSechs2004
    @GruppeSechs2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was one scene where they talk about Spartan’s daughter having grown up but they change the subject right after that. Who was his daughter? What if Huxley was his daughter? 🤔🧐😱🤢🤮

    • @wartyrant8627
      @wartyrant8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOOOO! *spoilers below*
      That reminds me of a certain Korean cult classic which became a Spike Lee joint casted with notable actors from the MCU.

  • @vinnidanton9104
    @vinnidanton9104 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh how I’ve missed you.

  • @iluomobravo
    @iluomobravo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I love your videos, but if you want me to continue to pay you on patron, you need to make more than one video every month

  • @QoQabai658
    @QoQabai658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The swear monitor in the background tho!
    Man I was fucking......
    BONK!!!
    My bad.

  • @jerlaine1638
    @jerlaine1638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact I live in Utah and can confirm that shenanigans is indeed a bad word

  • @michaelblaine6494
    @michaelblaine6494 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn,we’re only 12 years away from that. Idk why but that’s depressing. Though if things continue along a similar path they got the obsession with the 20th century right(it’s only really the 80s and 90s she cared about,or cares about,or will care about🤯)

  • @charliem9831
    @charliem9831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pizza Hut was the shit in the 80’s
    Now it gives me the shits

  • @Warstory0126
    @Warstory0126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey do Little Giants

  • @Malachi333
    @Malachi333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂🤣you are fined one credit... 🤣😂

  • @Struckbylightning79
    @Struckbylightning79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else notice there was a ‘Hell’ in there that went without a penalty? 😂

  • @soyuzdavillan721
    @soyuzdavillan721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow... over 8k view and 1 dislike!!

  • @jameswarner5878
    @jameswarner5878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It didn't go off when you said "damn it" at 9:41

  • @avace917
    @avace917 ปีที่แล้ว

    They apparently used Pizza Hut in territories that didn't have Taco Bell

  • @7deadlypins
    @7deadlypins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shared in Facebook. The rest of you should too I want this video to do well!?

  • @thelilypad6849
    @thelilypad6849 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish I could have watched this video; but after you made the same joke for the 10th time, I couldn't watch anymore.

  • @JLE8811
    @JLE8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If this gets down voted it seal the fact that 2020 is the worst year ever.

    • @DistractedNerd
      @DistractedNerd  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy hell, I didn't even realize that this had 0 down votes...that's...that's impressive. I am stating now that anyone who down votes this video is pro Coronavirus. Just sayin'

  • @tbull1545
    @tbull1545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If we don’t get little giants by the end of 2020, I may jump off a bridge. Lol jk

  • @michaelclark4846
    @michaelclark4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hilarious

  • @theblackgoatofthewoods
    @theblackgoatofthewoods 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still say this was meant to be a future Batmanmovie.
    Can anyone say that Simon Phoenix are not a black Joker?