Kickboxer Breakdown
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I did Best of the Best last week and now I’m just in a martial arts mood so you’re getting Kickboxer now. I’ve planned out the next years worth of videos and Kickboxer was not on it at all and someone suggested it a couple weeks ago and here we are. So never stop requesting movies for me to do because I could just change everything and do that one. I'm crazy like that.
So sound off! What are some of the movies that you need to see featured?
In honor of Raul Julia please review Streetfighter. Sad that it was Mr. Julia's final film....but then again, he was also in Overdrawn At The Memory Bank.
Or Hard Target, JCVD rocks a mullet.
Oh yeah, how about The Last Dragon? How can you go wrong with the Motown Kung Fu? Classic!
In light of recent news I'm going to throw out one of my favorite Bruce Willis movies Hudson Hawk.
DC Cab. I want you to make more Bill Maher jokes.
Okay I suggested awhile back the fantastic Gene Simmons vehicle that which is Runaway, still do that please but since you're on a martial artist kick ya gotta do The Last Dragon! Sho'nuff!!
I've said this before, but this is one of the most underrated TH-cam channels out there. You should have way more than 13,000 subscribers.
There’s some similar channels that do the same thing but not as funny and have more subs I don’t get it. Red eye reviews for example
@@BBQshapesKINGRed eye is lame and an obvious replica of the nerd.
Can't wait for part 2 featuring Sasha Mitchell AKA Cody from step-by-step 😁🥊🥊
Part 2? Chyeah! Dude!
Please, do the whole series. :D
UFC actually banned "I'm riding a motorcyle" style because it just so lethal.
It's just instant death
"I mean that's meant to show how stupid Eric is but you probably have to get a connecting flight in Taiwan anyway." That had me in tears 🤣 Keep up the good work my man 💯
Van Damme does seem to love montages in his movies that can also be set to classic sitcom themes and God bless him for it.
And he keeps doing the hands on hips while lightly chuckling and doing a little head shake thing.
Hahahaha! I'm dying here! This has got to be one of my top 5 videos you've done!
One of my god darn favourite films of all time man and you just cleverly find the humour and absurdity?! Keep it up sir and thanks!!
I have never been so happy fo u to post a breakdown on this movie especially. Keep it up ur so underrated
I read the TH-cam notification as kickboxer beat down.... And that still made sense to me.
86 Mets! Last year I loved Baseball!
This movie was murder on my shins!
Your channel is all I have ever wanted
I have yet to see any confirmation on this, but I am pretty certain that this film is very loosely based on the fight between kickboxer Rick Roufus and Muay Thai boxer Changpuek Kiatsongrit. It's an amazing fight to watch, and was one of the first fights Westerners saw Muay Thai in. Roufus lost, and his younger brother Duke had a lot to say about the integrity of Changpuek (who won the 5th round after an extended series of leg and shin kicks, which Duke thought were really dirty). Duke then went on to learn Muay Thai, and for awhile was considered one of the top instructors and proponents of the same kicks that beat his brother.
The parallels between this movie and that match and it's background are pretty close, is all I'm saying.
I don’t know about that. But I do know that Sagat from Street Fighter was blatantly based on Tong Po.
C’maan, his name was Tiger Tong Po....Tiger! Tiger! Tiger Uppercut! 😄
@@jaymz010 no, Street Fighter was released in 1987 and Kickboxer was released in 1989.
BTW the head dress is called a Mongkon it's a Muay Thai tradition. I know you didn't mean anything by it but just thought I'd give an explanation.
Fantastic movie; one of my faves
Keith Hernandez - "I'm Keith Hernandez!"
The Laverne and Shirley had me DYING!!!!
The insurance joke was spot on lol
Best Lavern and Shirley bit since Waynes World!
Please do the rest of the Halloween series! Those are the best man.
Agreed!
The montage scene cut with the Laverne & Shirley theme 🤣
Only thing better would’ve been Perfect Strangers and that ending harmonica note when JCVD turns and smiles.
Been waiting for this one👍
“Mei-Li, gooood f**k”
“Naaaoooooo” 😩
😄
Loving it man keep this level of output going.
Now all I want to do is learn and bust out the tin man dance at a wedding. Absolutely hysterical review. So good.
I know that isn't Keith Hernandez but that play by play of Eric versus Tong Po is basically a run down of what Keith Hernandez did during a trip to Thailand!
The Laverne and Shirley theme music was amazing 🤣😅
Bless you, DN. You are a treasure
I love the still you used of where ke-ke was stabbed. The dog is clearly looking over like “okay can I get up and get my treat now?!”
The old kickboxing gym I attended was owned by Dennis Alexio’s head coach Nasser Niavaroni out in Roseville Ca. Fun times.
The 'Hot Shots Part Deux' clip was great!
Although the glass is fiction, the use of ropes in place of wraps and gloves is how it used to be done traditionally. Those ropes seem like they would hurt more than enough to do damage a fighter even without glass anyway.
sweet. another Friday is Complete.
Friday is the nerdiest day of the week!! Hell yeah Kickboxer! JCVD was one of my faves as a kid. Double Impact next please Mr. Nerd.
One of my favorite movies growing up. I was laughing all the way through! May I suggest “Suburban Commando” for a future review?
Yes Suburban Commando!!!
Between Van denim and the fight description. This is another amazing video
Can't wait for the Kickboxer II followup.
You do not disappoint Distracted Nerd! Yet another video I break the world record speed on how fast I click the notification 😎👊
I love that "meat puppet" didn't get censored lol another classic
An 80s Gem!!! Such as underrated TH-cam channel
This made my weekend. I'm not even halfway in, and I'm sure this is going to be your best video yet. This is fucking god tier, even better than the Halloween ones.
Van Damp! 🤣
Best Van Damn puns on all of TH-cam
dud you really drive a Nissan Altima. This breakdown had me in tears and the back of my head hurts from laughing.From the Laverne and Shirley intro to Steely Dan, Oprah, Apple Pie, Feedom or whatever you said OMG. Dude that was hilarious
Dude! Best video you've made so far! I am crying with actual tears of laughter. Thank you, and may Crom smile upon you!
(Can you do Screamers with Peter Weller someday? That movie is cray-cray!)
Jean-Claude Van Denim was wonderful.
Neato
That denim on denim combo is an absolute sex magnet of an outfit
Add a denim headband and it's game over
Finally! JCVD
I'm new here and I was randomly looking through some movie scenes on TH-cam and I came across your channel. I dig your content man, liked and subbed.
7:54 that looks like the wildest New Year's Eve bash ever.
All that shit with Tong Po talking about being a god and killing him while Eric names off the most American shit, I was crying from laughing so hard.
Ive been waiting for this one!
I will always remember my grandfather explaining all of the training montage scene to me when I watched this with him when I was 6.
It didn’t need any explanation grandpa.
Amazing
Jugs Bar!!! Haha! I am still laughing. Seriously if you look down and see that this comment is 3 months old know that I am still laughing every time I think of Jugs Bar.
Am I the only one who loves stories about Sensei Kenneth? 🤣
That was the best montage music ever for exploring Thailand
1:12 man, you never cease to amaze me
edit: another minute in and you topped yourself with the tennis racket haha
edit again: 3:46 i am dying
Kickboxer: A movie about a Belgian Actor with Shotokan Karate and Kickboxing background playing the role of an American Kickboxer with Muay Thai moves taught by a Chinese actor playing a Thai role, where he is about to fight Tong Po, a Thai Muay Thai Champion played by a Belgian Moroccan actor. Nice.
Ha, hot shots reference.
5:22 - I see they went with the platinum cover Thai health insurance package there 😂😂😂
great as usual... any chance of getting an uncensored version of the eric sloane/ tong po commentary for patreon subscribers...? I think I got 60% of it the first listen.
Oh man, that would be a hell of a perk
Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh, boooyyyyyeeeee!!!!!
"Mai Lee good Steely Dan Milkshake"
2:20-2:24 ☝️ never get high on your _kickboxing_ supply!
I had to turn this one off, because I kept laughing too loud at work. Good stuff as always DN
OMG Jean-Claude Van DENIM!!!!! HAHAHA please man... you're killing me!!!!
Hell yeah on another badass & hilarious Distracted Nerd video!!
And hell yes, Im a Patron & hell yes I can do the jumping splits 🤘🤘🤘
Wow, the real version with the original soundtrack. hard to find.
0:09 No thanks, I'd rather cover them in oreos, gummy bears or sprinkles (My respect if you got this reference)
Ha! I hope you've watched the rest of the video by now.
FINALLY!!!!
Please tell me you're gonna do part 2. CODY FROM STEP BY STEP!!!!
Nok suk kow, the distracted nerd!! Pretty sure thats what they really meant to chant when van damme wins his first fight.
They're fighting in Lumpini Stadium in Bankok Thailand. Throwing in the towel doesn't work in these fights. Aggression is absolutely encouraged. I think you're only allowed to fight in Lumpini Stadium if you have at least 300 professional Muay Thai fights...which is common for Thai residents who start at age 4 and fight once a week.
The Laverne and Shirley theme music was just evil
Dude... How can you not included Crispin Glover in your list of great white dancers to emulate?
You going to do any of the Rocky films
DN giving us the plot o Kickboxer 2 here lol.
Wow top 3 of all time easily
I love this movie lol. No amount of modern day mockery will change that. This was the glory days of action films
It is in fact a culturally significant headdress…..and it looks like a tiny tennis racquet
That bit where the fighter dips his gloves in M&Ms and nougat... What's that from? I legit thought that was really from this film at first
Steve P catching strays😩
I'm riding a motorcycle I'm riding a motorcycle
Are there any fans of Kickboxer 2 & 3? I watched those a ton as a kid. Kickboxer 4 was basically a softcore porn movie.
Brilliant job! Lol
When I am wondering the street pondering my next move in a hard situation, I want an 80s motivational song to fill me with confidence. If Jesus sings it, I will take on the world.
Keith Hernandez .....laser tag steely dan hamburgers 😂🤣😂🤣😝😂🤣😝😅😂😂🤣
You disappeared from the TH-cam main page videos recommended page so decided to see what was going on
You would figure this Thie mafia could make way more money having Tong just do legit international fights.
Can you believe they gave him a cardboard belt?
Nok is bird lol in Thai and su means to fight
2nd Amendment Milkshake!
I'm more impressed with how quickly they got a working visa and passport to enter another country. I guess you don't need one in Thailand. 🤣
Actually Kurt and Eric are just visiting from America, they can go home at any time they want to, Mylee and her uncle live there, so the both of them are kind of f-ed. 😳
Second Amendment Milkshake
Lol god tier Deim lol
Yea in kickboxer 2 you find out tong po shot both of them literalky the same night when they go to take boat home to America jr shoots them as they get on boat. So yes their victory lasts about a couple hours then cody from step by step beats tong po like 4 more times but every time he wins tong po gets more evil and more powerful and ends up running a drug cartel and also shrinks by about a ft and about 100 lbs and all of sudden has weird accent. I actually beleive vandamme secretly plays him in #4 watch #4 and tell me you don’t think it’s possibly vandamme in make up ! 😂 😂 lol 😂
Steroids…steroids is why he is so jacked…