Retro Gaming Merchandise - Scott The Woz

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  • @jackmisha2598
    @jackmisha2598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4618

    Do you ever think wal-Mart employees see Scott filming gaming merchandise and are like “oh that guys back”

    • @johnviolette6342
      @johnviolette6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yes

    • @rainbowspongebob
      @rainbowspongebob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yea

    • @MrFutago87
      @MrFutago87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Considering all the weird shit Walmart employees see on a daily basis, Scott wouldn't even register.

    • @ezramartin1668
      @ezramartin1668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yea

    • @pheilimobrien6634
      @pheilimobrien6634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "I had my Wii Play somewhere how did I..."

  • @Seniorjohnson
    @Seniorjohnson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    “This is the timeline virginity won” not more a truer statement has ever been made

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean, 2016 was also the year where memes peaked sooo

    • @teriinekoyama1369
      @teriinekoyama1369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean, looking at the birth rate statistics...

    • @yahoowahooey
      @yahoowahooey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      i salute you for being so openly horny on main

    • @Njitsgamez
      @Njitsgamez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nice slothdive profile picture

    • @cyborgjonny
      @cyborgjonny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro this guy is slothdive

  • @rheenusthebeanus
    @rheenusthebeanus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Man do I love West Coast States! So many classics like:
    -Washington
    -California
    -O R A G O N

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how do you even say it

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @J Z so it’s ok to pronounce it like “auburn”

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I say it like it's spelled. Oregonians pretend it's spelled Oregin or Oregun, and that's their prerogative.

    • @Washington_State
      @Washington_State 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a confirmed current living person in Washington, I can say that this comment is certified.

    • @LoveLuhst
      @LoveLuhst 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@indigoon9635 aura gin that's how you say it

  • @commandercheese9088
    @commandercheese9088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    I'm just glad Scott understands Oregon Trail is one of the best games ever. I also have that handheld.

    • @Dingle22TM
      @Dingle22TM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Gus Martinez I’m not sure how you could find a constant fear of death by rattle snake bites, drowning, dysentery or broken limbs boring but hey you couldn’t hit a barrel with a hammer or shoot asteroids in it so it must be boring

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      silla s they also made reference to almost every dc property and many classic movies wtf is that supposed to mean? By that chimp level logic all video games are boring because teen titans go has had video games in it.

    • @Alanelpanzon
      @Alanelpanzon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But he said Oregon wrong though, which triggers Oregonians like me

    • @Alanelpanzon
      @Alanelpanzon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jebbryant6522 the Oregon trail in my opinion is the best retro game, it probably has to do with the fact that I'm a Oregonian

  • @ThePreciseClimber
    @ThePreciseClimber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    "Ice Climber and 29 more games."
    AGREED.

    • @theredandbluegamer4776
      @theredandbluegamer4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Where's nana

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @SHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your powerful waddle powers tell the truth

    • @rondalmcdondal4192
      @rondalmcdondal4192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy shit it's him

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rondalmcdondal4192 I know its the all knowing waddle dee and the ice climber in the same place

    • @e.n8461
      @e.n8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my god it's the real blue ice climber

  • @sambrown7033
    @sambrown7033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    "come on I'm a gamer, I love cracker barrel."
    That hit so close to home I heard it crash through my window.

    • @MonadoJoJo
      @MonadoJoJo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @marunya287
      @marunya287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sam Brown isn’t that a lot closer to home as in in your home

    • @gabe7874
      @gabe7874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is such a true statement

    • @RaVisions
      @RaVisions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is that?

    • @Frognungun
      @Frognungun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It would of hit closer if they didnt fire brads wife

  • @rene5097
    @rene5097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4132

    “I don’t smoke I just like the gum.”
    underrated joke

    • @Ougerosity598
      @Ougerosity598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Underrated? This video's been out for like three hours.

    • @SkipperIsHere
      @SkipperIsHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Speak Quickly Its not bad

    • @SacredLiquid
      @SacredLiquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Speak Quickly thats what they said about cigarettes.

    • @PlastiGomi
      @PlastiGomi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      its so underrated that everyone got it
      but go along and tell people otherwise

    • @jtsax95
      @jtsax95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Ougerosity598 and there's almost ZERO comments about it soooo yes its underrated.

  • @camwoodstock
    @camwoodstock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    "No being still alive says 'Let's Play Pac 'n Pal!'"
    Me: *[fades out of existence]*

    • @laaaaviuwu
      @laaaaviuwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me: *[fades into existence]*

    • @yassomesho4554
      @yassomesho4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @PotatoMan Sorry, I don't listen to people who don't exist.

    • @kaylimdonoghue4371
      @kaylimdonoghue4371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yassomesho4554what's Pac 'n Pal

    • @yassomesho4554
      @yassomesho4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaylimdonoghue4371 When did those 7 letters combine together in that order?

    • @CorazonYTTV
      @CorazonYTTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yassomesho4554 who are you replying to?

  • @knuckl6972
    @knuckl6972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I want some kind of Game Boy Classic. Instead of the old screen, have a quality modern screen with options for grayscale, coloured like the version on Super Game Boy, and a milder green tint. Give it a USB-C rechargeable battery, and a smaller, more ergonomic design, and I think it'd sell quite well. I'd definitely get one.

    • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
      @thepeopleonthecouch2928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PLEASE NINTENDO.

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But they shrinked the NES and SNES considerably in the classic versions, how do you shrink a gameboy??

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @americ anfootball but they shrinked the NES/SNES classic way more than the GBP ever shrinked the GB

    • @croc3862
      @croc3862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Restomodding a GBC to be basically this

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See, I'd only want a Game Boy Classic if they made a transparent version (all consoles should have transparent versions), but a transparent mini-console might be kinda depressing.

  • @LarryKoopa64
    @LarryKoopa64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3403

    “The ore-e-gone trail”

    • @gelmer656
      @gelmer656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ikr

    • @ThatOtherLetsPlayShowShow
      @ThatOtherLetsPlayShowShow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      As an Oregonian, that drove me insane...

    • @Sleeepy.
      @Sleeepy. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Physical pain was injected into my ears for a straight 10 seconds after he said that.

    • @yemiaa
      @yemiaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      glad to know im not crazy, i really thought id been pronouncing Oregon wrong my entire life,,,

    • @kane4707
      @kane4707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ThatOtherLetsPlayShowShow
      >implying Georgia is a State

  • @TheBandGeek33
    @TheBandGeek33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I literally have spent the last 10 years of my life rattling my brain trying to figure out a game that I played as a kid on the PS1 and I could never remember what it was called. It was JUMPING FLASH of all games. Wow. Thank you Scott. You just gave me some relief.

  • @MissClockwork
    @MissClockwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    "They messed up the controls for tetris, is that even legal" maybe but stalin would like a word with them regardless

    • @CayenneGaramonde
      @CayenneGaramonde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stalin had been dead for decades when Tetris was made, so the joke kinda falls flat.

    • @gimblesfan4lyfe
      @gimblesfan4lyfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@CayenneGaramonde you ruined the joke, congrats

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Fuck Stalin, get Lenin on the phone

    • @ColossalKilla
      @ColossalKilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@CayenneGaramonde You've pissed them off.

    • @DrUnfunny
      @DrUnfunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@CayenneGaramonde You've gotta be fun at parties.

  • @Logo1770
    @Logo1770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I think the quote that Scott’s ending the 2010s with is “so this is the timeline where virginity won”

    • @ChristianUrea
      @ChristianUrea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You forgot about his end of year epic!

    • @daaave_
      @daaave_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s probably gonna be a Christmas special

    • @pokepwned
      @pokepwned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he uploads every sunday so it ain't over yet

  • @warpotre
    @warpotre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1870

    Girls: My wallet doesn’t fit in my pocket.
    Boys: “proceeds to fit a fuking arcade cabinet in his pocket.”

    • @guilleyrosagd
      @guilleyrosagd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Underrated comment

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *

    • @devanshouse5027
      @devanshouse5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      AC Villager: Can fit a shitload of furniture into pockets

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      call of duty player: fits several miniguns in one pocket

    • @Lil_ncb
      @Lil_ncb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      GTA 5 players: *fits bombs,guns,rpg and phones in their pockets*

  • @bubbletea1985
    @bubbletea1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    I wanna buy a bunch of the "tiny arcade" things so I can build a functioning arcade for my pet snails. They could even have a snack vending machine that dispenses little pieces of cucumber.
    Edit: Since you guys like the idea, if I get enough commission money I'll do it!! I'll work hard to treat my snails

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Yeah I'd love to see a snail play Dig Dug

    • @crackerjack0349
      @crackerjack0349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That’s the most precious and cutest thing I’ve ever read

    • @bubbletea1985
      @bubbletea1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@crackerjack0349 the snails say "thank you"!

    • @crackerjack0349
      @crackerjack0349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wired_Lain there we these things at my school where if you sold enough stuff you’d get monkey key chains. I wanted to get them and make a movie theater. Also tell them you’re welcome

    • @celial.4065
      @celial.4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You don't understand how happy this comment made me. Say hi to your snails for me! :)

  • @azy8093
    @azy8093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5077

    I love how Scott refers to money as "Bones."
    EDIT:This comment is three years old, HOW IS IT STILL GETTING LIKES AND REPLIES!?

    • @MeneerMattie
      @MeneerMattie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

      Did you know that there's enough money in our body to make an entire skeleton?

    • @nolanchristopher3702
      @nolanchristopher3702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      r/angryupvote (TH-cam edition)

    • @beanboi3178
      @beanboi3178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      reddit moment

    • @Awkairo
      @Awkairo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      @@nolanchristopher3702 Shut the fuck up.

    • @DrWho2008t101
      @DrWho2008t101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      funny video! Thanks to the video creator!

  • @AnimatianOfficialIsStinky
    @AnimatianOfficialIsStinky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    “So this is the timeline virginity won..” ~Scott 2019

    • @Poever
      @Poever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THE timeline

    • @emilyjones212
      @emilyjones212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      this is one of the 14 million futures that doctor strange saw

    • @probotpixelz7278
      @probotpixelz7278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats that suppose to mean?

    • @AnimatianOfficialIsStinky
      @AnimatianOfficialIsStinky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pro bot pixelz idk

    • @howard7318
      @howard7318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where the Chads lost to the Virgins.

  • @hgu
    @hgu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    “I’m the guy who owns Just Dance 2020 on the Wii. Do you think my opinion matters?”
    -Scott The Wozniak, certified Fling Smash owner
    Edit: So Just Dance 2021 is not releasing on the Wii, as it seems some departments in the US (and maybe Japan) no longer have the ability to retrieve the machines to do so. We had a good run.
    RIP Nintendo Wii: November 19, 2006 - July 9, 2020 (Europe). You will be missed by millions of people

    • @upshitdownshit4200
      @upshitdownshit4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also cannot pronounce Oregon

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love the title of "certified fling smash owner", take my like

    • @nofuntag9582
      @nofuntag9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the guy who owns sonic jam

    • @hgu
      @hgu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Madyson Andres ?

    • @hgu
      @hgu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Madyson Andres ah yes it is you

  • @jackfriedman3998
    @jackfriedman3998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Game of the Year 2019: A Roomba

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Secrets of Mana's flying dong title screen.

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      13:54

    • @masterofpasta95
      @masterofpasta95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, it’s either gonna be sonic 2 with a line or burbles

    • @Cheddah226
      @Cheddah226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Introducing "A Roomba 2"

    • @masterofpasta95
      @masterofpasta95 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NoobMaster69 A roomba 2 with a line

  • @Ultraslainmonkey
    @Ultraslainmonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The NeoGeo Mini was modeled on the most iconic arcade NeoGeo cabinet in Japan.

  • @jonathanwilson7949
    @jonathanwilson7949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    4:14 Well I have news for you 2019 Scott. Sega genesis games are now available on the Nintendo Switch and are almost universally agreed upon to be overpriced have fun Scott!

  • @firedspacemice
    @firedspacemice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1677

    Everyone:
    -Octogon
    -Pentagon
    -Hexagon
    Scott:
    -OREGON

    • @marcusturner27
      @marcusturner27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      69th like

    • @K4LAMAWHO
      @K4LAMAWHO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m gonna be that guy but he said it correctly

    • @arctic_beanz7503
      @arctic_beanz7503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@K4LAMAWHO no he didn't

    • @aviationdude9546
      @aviationdude9546 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oreo

    • @CosmicCreatorCat
      @CosmicCreatorCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@arctic_beanz7503 He did say it correctly. Though I'm also someone who learned it phonetically, apparently the 'e' isn't silent.

  • @somethingelse1388
    @somethingelse1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "No being *still alive* has said 'let's play pac and pal!'"
    Scott is a ghost confirmed

    • @Kabosu_Doge
      @Kabosu_Doge ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: guess I don't exist * 𝕗𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪*

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "So this is the timeline where virginity won" is one of my favorite Scott "The" Woz quotes. 1:06

    • @axothegremlin
      @axothegremlin ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know I'm a couple years behind, but why did you put the word the in quotes?

  • @tehpanda64
    @tehpanda64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    "have you played any games recently?"
    "I thought collecting games was the game."

    • @KStone22
      @KStone22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's like Pokemon

    • @andree1991
      @andree1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is above all of us. He is on a different plane of conciousness

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      justineverything 247 Burbles and 29 other games

  • @alephnull127
    @alephnull127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    1990s: SNES
    2000s: Nothing
    2010s: SNES Classic
    2020s: Just re-releasing the SNES

    • @ImTheGuy
      @ImTheGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It would be cool if they would reproduce some discontinued consoles and games - not downloads or ports to newer consoles - the actual original.

    • @marx4538
      @marx4538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Scrambles the Death Dealer
      Many people who bought SNES Mini and other things probably didn't even have cartridges anymore. They will also have to produce a LOT OF cartridges just to satisfy those people, which isn't profitable. And without those people, it probably won't even sell well.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marx4538 I know, a man can dream though.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reproducing the rare and highly desirable games themselves would be badass though!

  • @ztm999
    @ztm999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    “Ore *GON* Trail”
    -Scott, 2019

    • @arigaribaldo9427
      @arigaribaldo9427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      •Uuudd • I woulda put gone instead of gon

    • @tlucier187
      @tlucier187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yea being an Oregonian it irritates the piss outta me when people say or gone instead of how it is supposed to sound organ = or uh gan lol

    • @shanedangelo7212
      @shanedangelo7212 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Him and everyone else in the Midwest lol southerners say OreGUN lol

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve said it first in American Dad

    • @Tobtakular
      @Tobtakular 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shane D’Angelo I live in the Midwest and everybody says it like Or uh gon, how it’s supposed to be

  • @benadams5915
    @benadams5915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Can we have a moment of silence for Scott’s pants? It probably took forever to get that arcade cabinet out of his pocket

  • @zenkarp1730
    @zenkarp1730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Scott’s Oregon trail party names:
    Scatt
    Scett
    Scitt
    Scutt

    • @-gusbus-4282
      @-gusbus-4282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Scatt? Sha do be oo ba do bop bobba dwee yoot bow

    • @blackwalls
      @blackwalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scutt farcus

    • @invock
      @invock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@-gusbus-4282 You're doing it wrong.
      SCABADABADABA BEE BA POPADAPO PAPOPADAPO BEE PAPOPADAPO PAPOPADA- I'M A SCATMAN!

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@invock except scaramouche is the real scatman.

    • @Rigby545
      @Rigby545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I liked this comment until you edited it with "Wow. Thanks for the likes"

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    When you’ve been procrastinating all weekend and then see a Scott episode

  • @milesorvetti2115
    @milesorvetti2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "I love Cracker Barrel cmon I'm a gamer."
    I hope Scott doesn't break any Chia Pets there.

  • @retrocole7846
    @retrocole7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Come on, I'm a gamer, I love Cracker Barrel!"

    • @darrellnichols1380
      @darrellnichols1380 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:02 yeah I kind of feel when we go to Walmart and we find some different merch it's like well they're only like $27 but it's really how much money that you really want to get them literally.😒

  • @benjaninja
    @benjaninja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Everybody:
    ORR-ih-gen
    Scott:
    or-EE-GONE

    • @axothegremlin
      @axothegremlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He says it right though...

    • @Necrofitz
      @Necrofitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@axothegremlin I assure you with my whole heart, which I presume I still possess the entirety of pending further investigation, that he did not say it right.

    • @azureknightmoris776
      @azureknightmoris776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@axothegremlin as someone who was born and raised in Oregon, I can safely say he did not say it right

    • @alyxisalyx
      @alyxisalyx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zabuki Mio no.

    • @senorbones1869
      @senorbones1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is because energy where he lives aplace also calledOregon is pronounced like that. I wad reading the top comment and he's not the only one he say that

  • @Miko_Hanamori
    @Miko_Hanamori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Gotta appreciate the captions
    always keep them on
    no particular reason
    just feels good

  • @konorkaotic9657
    @konorkaotic9657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    “Hey all Scott here, let’s see how many Nintendo Switch game cartridges I can fit up my butt before I die!”
    -Definitely Scott the Woz and not me

    • @thepageturner1149
      @thepageturner1149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why must you do this to me.

    • @MissAshley42
      @MissAshley42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Considering the special coating they put on those things, that would make for a truly bitter blossom.

  • @godknows8670
    @godknows8670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    “It’s all about nostalgia and going back to the past” he said it

    • @bigtaste985
      @bigtaste985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      to play the shitty games that suck ass?

    • @jdplaystuba
      @jdplaystuba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He rather have... a Buffalo.... take a Diarrhea dump in his ear.

    • @555elohwssa8
      @555elohwssa8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He’d rather eat a rotten ass whole of a road kill skunk and down it with beer

    • @lucyakaluckstat
      @lucyakaluckstat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@555elohwssa8 he's the angriest gamer you ever heard

    • @555elohwssa8
      @555elohwssa8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lillie lover he is the Atari,sega nerd

  • @GodlessCog
    @GodlessCog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Scott: *being able to fit an entire mini-arcade in his pocket*
    Me, not even able to fit my mobile phone in my pocket: :(

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I already know you are a girl from this comment

    • @EmSee360
      @EmSee360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Be me and mostly use shorts have no pockets

    • @notafurry6618
      @notafurry6618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just wear men’s pants. I’d say that it’s a form of protesting

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Men‘s pants can fit an entire survival camping kit into their pockets probably

    • @knuckelz8923
      @knuckelz8923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just got my first phone and it's big and pockets are small

  • @soli_dstate
    @soli_dstate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    "you can fit in your pocket"
    yeah ok try woman's jeans lol

    • @mrflishy901
      @mrflishy901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was being sarcastic if ya didnt realize

    • @stedmangg
      @stedmangg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well if you really wanna carry one of these in your pocket, wear different pants lol

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stedmangg if you want to carry one in your pockets you clearly don't care about fashion
      So grab some parachute pants

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't give a shit that they don't have pockets -- what pisses me off is that there are 'designers' who make *_FAKE POCKETS._* Seriously, if you think pants look weird without pockets, *_don't make pants without pockets._* Fuck.

    • @jebalitabb8228
      @jebalitabb8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CoralCopperHead pockets just don’t work well on things like jeggings which is where fake pockets are really common, so they make sense to be there for the looks. Plus isn’t that what a purse is for?

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    "Come on, I'm a Gamer , I love Cracker Barrel "
    - Scott the Woz

  • @Disobeyedtoast
    @Disobeyedtoast ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RIP Cracker Barrel 1969-2023. You were my preferred retro game store 🙏

  • @North_Watch
    @North_Watch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    All I have to say is Scott’s opening Bit and Closing Bit are so underrated. They always make me laugh and smile and are a huge part of this channels charm. Love your channel. Keep up your awesome work!

  • @jamesbarnousky1270
    @jamesbarnousky1270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "It has a mini keyboard!" :O
    "It doesn't work!"
    :I

    • @jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457
      @jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "You have to use a digital keyboard!"
      D:

    • @cam182
      @cam182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Theres a newer version that has a working keyboard and I think its full size and has a usb port load your own games the 8 bit guy reviewed it a while ago

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr peanutbutter “the 8 but guy”

    • @SolidRaiden2655
      @SolidRaiden2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a pc gamer I'm greatly offended

    • @cam182
      @cam182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aionicthunder thank you my error has been fixed

  • @kirbymain2324
    @kirbymain2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    Ok so Scott doesn’t know how to pronounce Oregon.
    “OrAYgon” - Scott 2019

    • @time4manmode945
      @time4manmode945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      7:26 did he just turned into crash bandicoot?

    • @havenbigler9701
      @havenbigler9701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Rat tat touille

    • @Glatator1
      @Glatator1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly

    • @orbusg8451
      @orbusg8451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You can always tell when someone's not from here when they pronounce it off.
      We basically just say origin except with a hard G.

    • @cynniethia
      @cynniethia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s for the joke

  • @boombap8007
    @boombap8007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “I love Cracker Barrel”-Scott

  • @pessimisticpianist582
    @pessimisticpianist582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    " Did you win? "
    *"No, this time virginity won"*

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha ha you quoted the guy so I'll like he he

  • @godnamedtay
    @godnamedtay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Bro I’m impressed. You literally buy...EVERYTHING!

  • @Tootus69
    @Tootus69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    8:05 That's the first time I've ever seen a product actually come with batteries

  • @OVERKILL142
    @OVERKILL142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    “4 numbers spell out the year of the beast” this aged like cheese

    • @Astral_Something
      @Astral_Something 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What are you talking about I love day old cheese

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm confused, cheese is better when it's aged properly. Also 2020 was great, it was nice not being seen as a social outcast for avoiding idiots, it's gonna suck when this is all over and people go back to thinking I'm weird for not wanting to deal with random assholes.

    • @moose-mancer
      @moose-mancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CoralCopperHead Yeah, who cares about the deaths?

    • @tape-6
      @tape-6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CoralCopperHeadmore than half a million people died in america alone

  • @willbowden6897
    @willbowden6897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Scott still pronounces Oregon like he's from Ohio

    • @DylanMarkTwo
      @DylanMarkTwo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i was looking for this comment

    • @j-schwizzy
      @j-schwizzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Will Bowden I mean he is from Ohio

    • @gamelounge5378
      @gamelounge5378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is from Ohio

    • @brendenharley766
      @brendenharley766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the way he said it angers me

    • @gamelounge5378
      @gamelounge5378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brendenharley766 yeah, I get it

  • @bungallow8831
    @bungallow8831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    8:58
    Scott: “PAC-MAN... my God. It’s actually PAC-MAN!”
    PAC-MAN: Is running for his life about to die to the ghost

  • @smrts
    @smrts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    the Oregon trail handheld ended up being something my girlfriend wanted when she saw it and I couldn't manage to convince her that installing DOSBox on her phone and installing Oregon trail to that was better than spending $25 on the ready to go handheld.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      adequateautocrat physical is always better

    • @the_egg_
      @the_egg_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@wolfetteplays8894 thats up to preference

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the egg Emulators literally have never run correctly since the dawn of time, but go off I guess

    • @lel2015
      @lel2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@wolfetteplays8894 The handheld is probably also emulating it

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joeri my TH-cam channel actually hasn’t existed for a few years really, only since mid 2018. Why do you ask?

  • @TFD500Official
    @TFD500Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    13:15 i just honestly love this exaggerated expression and i have no idea
    the fact that Scott sees the Pac-Man Light being on seems like he's terrified
    ...why am i laughing at this

  • @christianarcane
    @christianarcane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Scott. I love your video-themes. As a gamer, it's typically what I want to see, and you do such a great job at it. Your TH-cam channel is a treasure.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just discovered Scott within the last couple months.
      I now proudly wear a "Scott the Woz" t-shirt... you know, to save all the children.

  • @arashink
    @arashink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that he used Mappy's music for a bit. That game is pretty underrated.

  • @SW12234
    @SW12234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I bought a Roomba if that counts."
    - Scott, 2019

  • @16BitGamerCat
    @16BitGamerCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Scott: "No human being has ever said 'let's play pac and pal!'"
    Me, seeing it for the first time in Namco classics megamix on the wii years ago: "Huh, let's play Pac and Pal."

  • @themiddleclass7062
    @themiddleclass7062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "So this is the timeline where virginity won..." - Scott the Woz Dec 8, 2019 May his soul rest in peace R.I.P

    • @emie018
      @emie018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rest in ore-gone

  • @adriandurham10
    @adriandurham10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "I don't smoke I just like the gum"
    Anyone else remember the buying a vape video from forever ago?

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he made a stop smoking video and i do remember & he just likes the gum ok? not to be rude

    • @Jattel_2006
      @Jattel_2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adrian Durham add Scott the woz stop smoking I don’t smoke I just like the game Scott you liar

    • @Jattel_2006
      @Jattel_2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adrian Durham did your sleeping girlfriend break up with them at the ending

    • @dahliajamison6253
      @dahliajamison6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am being mauled by a dog

    • @kriticalwatermelon5850
      @kriticalwatermelon5850 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm just imagining him being like...
      "Shit, I am like addicted to this nicotine gum! Must be flavor"

  • @Obeu
    @Obeu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    “[insert witty quote from Scott here]”
    - 90% of the comments

    • @ziyair2998
      @ziyair2998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      haha very good quote i enjoy take liek

    • @brookelynn4552
      @brookelynn4552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SheepDog123 you forgot the "2019"

    • @bryanx0317
      @bryanx0317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      [Insert attempt to say something as witty as the OP] -2019

    • @samscarbrough4376
      @samscarbrough4376 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ore-GON! hehe

    • @badhermit7717
      @badhermit7717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SheepDog123 just wait till you see the TFS comment section (and Dunkey comments are in a league of they’re own)

  • @SirRadington
    @SirRadington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "is that an arcade cabinet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me~"
    it's a mini arcade cabinet.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:00 "No, I'm not really excited to see you, I just have a mini replica of an arcade machine that plays Pacman"
    "..... what?"

  • @Xyabra
    @Xyabra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    I'm still waiting for the
    'Scott the Woz: Emulator"
    episode

    • @peanits333
      @peanits333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES

    • @leighdappa
      @leighdappa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SuperJames: That episode came out last year mate.

    • @chromso
      @chromso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am extremely unsatisfied by how you put -'- on one side and -"- on the ithef

    • @j.banana4258
      @j.banana4258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm waiting for video game movies

    • @upwaveflash8429
      @upwaveflash8429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YEEEEEESSSD INDEED

  • @JoshDensle
    @JoshDensle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It brings me joy that Scott discovered that Magic Jony exists.

  • @marceloledezma4709
    @marceloledezma4709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    about the time this video released i started watching scotts videos. even though i dont watch him as much as i used to do i still love his videos!

  • @Lexilove2016
    @Lexilove2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The way Scott says Oregon is more similar to octagon than Oregon.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It sounds like Oregon was misspelled from the start - it has an o where it should have an i.

  • @jackson-md2gh
    @jackson-md2gh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Nothing screams, "I watch Rick and Morty" more than retro merchandise

  • @thedinogamer_fn3073
    @thedinogamer_fn3073 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how Scott felt the need to specify that the shirts are made to wear

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Cmon I'm a gamer, I love Cracker Barrel."
    Can confirm, the biscuits there are fucking amazing.

  • @vedi0boy
    @vedi0boy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Lol I’ve never heard someone pronounce “Oregon” like “Porygon”. I’ve only heard people pronounce it almost like “organ”
    Also, how are you still at less than 1mil subs?? U deserve like 5m by now

    • @LackOfCreativiT
      @LackOfCreativiT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Whenever someone doesn't live here they say it wrong I feel

    • @jackiekoolaid7533
      @jackiekoolaid7533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or e gon is how i say it

    • @joshuabalcombe4975
      @joshuabalcombe4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I swear he mispronounces things here and there for fun.

    • @bannedsocks
      @bannedsocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He sure does. His stuff is so high quality

    • @loganthompson1692
      @loganthompson1692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackiekoolaid7533 it's more or-gin but that's not as bad as he said it

  • @itsevillaugh1767
    @itsevillaugh1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    7:35 "Who wants to play Pac Man with a D-Pad?"
    Me with the Pac Man collection for GBA: *Nervous laughter*

    • @josephjoestar699
      @josephjoestar699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @metz1127
      @metz1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PAC man on the nes:
      Nervous laughter

    • @Mr_Man1928
      @Mr_Man1928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have my like

  • @TheNerdestOfOne
    @TheNerdestOfOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    13:33 imagine getting this instead of a game boy colour,
    yeah that happend to me and I’m still crying to this day

  • @ballerduck9610
    @ballerduck9610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    13:24 in my experience, the best way to drink out of a square mug is with a straw

  • @wrhiv72
    @wrhiv72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    alternate title: “Scott The Woz visits Meijer”

    • @plutosmash6068
      @plutosmash6068 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not gonna lie I’d be really hyped to see an episode of him fucking around in Meijer

  • @michaelwolfe9496
    @michaelwolfe9496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "No being still alive has said 'let's play Pac and Pal'" - Scott
    Apparently I've been dead for the last 15 years. I guess the fact I never noticed shows how much of a life I had before.

  • @WeskAlber
    @WeskAlber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How the hell is this only 14 minutes. This felt like 20+. What a good video with a really fun retrospective at the end.
    And a Roomba

  • @melisacaceres8740
    @melisacaceres8740 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bought one of those cheap hand-helds when i got a little fed up with my GBC (no back light, constant battery change, games are expensive and hard to find). And i love it so much. It has some iconic games, some very silly and unknown ones but i find it endearing.

  • @NF_Reviews
    @NF_Reviews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When you realize NeoGeo literally rotated their face button alignment 90° clockwise.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Hey All , The Late night Notification Squad here

    • @alexbulgarelli4181
      @alexbulgarelli4181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just got lucky and clicked my subs 24 seconds after it went live 😂

    • @lawngcawk5774
      @lawngcawk5774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Nathaniel Foga
      It’s 1am for me

    • @nootaboot7042
      @nootaboot7042 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      should be doing homework but watching scott the woz gang here

    • @aleksandar8225
      @aleksandar8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey y'all European Subscribers here

  • @chasonthedon
    @chasonthedon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:50 “Not nearly as smooth as the original”
    **playing S M O O T H Galaga, but on the switch**

  • @electricerger
    @electricerger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    From an engineering perspective I need to say that I'm not surprised the keychains don't work well. It doesn't have any cooling, so yeah, it's going to be thermally throttled. Phones deal with heat by routing it to the metal frame and then your hand or the air. The cabinets are probably fully insulated by plastics.

  • @Phosphorshy
    @Phosphorshy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:00 "Do you have an arcade machine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

  • @aborealisglfry
    @aborealisglfry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    14:00
    "Have you played any actual games recently?"
    "…I bought a roomba if that counts."
    If this isn’t a mood I don’t know what is.

  • @Brinta3
    @Brinta3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    2:58
    “it’s place”
    I’m very disappointed in you, Scott.

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "C'mon i'm a gamer" was not something i expected to hear scott ever say

  • @jermouche
    @jermouche 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Last time I was this early I could hear him start to say hey

    • @Blickyrobyason
      @Blickyrobyason 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kabuto Jeremy same

    • @MineBloxAllNite
      @MineBloxAllNite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hear

    • @MineBloxAllNite
      @MineBloxAllNite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry for being a grammar nerd

    • @jermouche
      @jermouche 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dariel Diaz dude it’s fine I’m a grammar nerd I don’t know how I missed that 😂

  • @HexZ_
    @HexZ_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Scott the woz. Its like a nut....you can watch outside"
    I want that.

    • @niche8137
      @niche8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Do I see a PSP commercial reference?*

    • @HexZ_
      @HexZ_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe....

  • @melofelo4484
    @melofelo4484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I managed to find a white Pikmin plush at target the other day. The fact that even Pikmin merchandise is showing up at the big name stores is astounding to me.

  • @isreel8092
    @isreel8092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    How it feels to chew 5 gum 4:48

  • @roguebanana2683
    @roguebanana2683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for acknowledging the Gamer V Portable. It’s pretty cool, and I have one from Christmas a year or so ago.

  • @Wildboy5699
    @Wildboy5699 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:38 when the lazy coworker who does nothing gets employee of the month.

  • @toppofthebox814
    @toppofthebox814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Go Gamer Portable I never thought I see it again. It was my favorite handheld back then. 12:37

  • @friedyoutube1547
    @friedyoutube1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That lonely toad plush at 0:57. He's just done with his life.

  • @Brolijah
    @Brolijah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Next time I go to a Cracker Barrel I can say "Scott the Woz sent me here."

  • @godot996
    @godot996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I said “let’s play Pac & Pal” when I was 8, and I’m still alive

    • @Awesoman9001
      @Awesoman9001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Not for long

    • @lankydoodle
      @lankydoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Awesoman9001 Oh god, oh fuck

    • @sleet1650
      @sleet1650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Top 10 photos taken moments before disaster

    • @senorbones1869
      @senorbones1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lankydoodle OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "It Has Always Been My Dream To Own My Own Arcade Cabinet...Good Dream Right?"
    Yep! 👍

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arcade 1 up street fighter 2 is not a bad investment

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portable Refrigerator I need to try and buy one of these arcade machines one day, and I think Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat will definitely be one of them. Those were my favourite games growing up, and so was Sonic 2... mind you... I was pretty young, so I don't remember much! 🤔

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@colleenglanville8293 boy I wasnt alive till 2006 i'm a bit older than *street fighter 4*

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portable Refrigerator I'm about as old as a Nintendo 64... but maybe a year older! 😅

  • @kacywatson6314
    @kacywatson6314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Retro gaming will never die.

  • @mergieismoronic
    @mergieismoronic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Plot twist: Scott’s real name isn’t actually Scott

  • @sleepyjoe-fu5bo
    @sleepyjoe-fu5bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I find it funny that scott accidentally predicted that the sega genesis and the Nes made it to the switch

  • @xandersthoughts
    @xandersthoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me seeing 5:00 after the Bargain Bin Christmas episode: WAIIIIIIIIT A MINUTE...

    • @V0IDWARE
      @V0IDWARE 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Is that a mini Pac-man arcade cabinet in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

  • @MM715S19
    @MM715S19 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I don’t smoke I just like the gum” WAS PERFECT 😂