Could the UNSC HOME FLEET destroy the DEATH STAR? | Halo vs Star Wars

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  • On today's Star Wars versus episode, we examine whether the UNSC Home Fleet could destroy the Death Star.
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  • @EckhartsLadder
    @EckhartsLadder  6 ปีที่แล้ว +403

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    • @omkumarsuarezramos7010
      @omkumarsuarezramos7010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

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    • @redcrewmate927
      @redcrewmate927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EckhartsLadder u were off about Master Chief I'm just saying unlike the storm trooper Master Chief fought restlessness foe who are aliens he fought the forerunner, covenant, flood and some other shit they literally out number him when he's alone i know u saw some spartan character fought insane amount of elites, brute, hunters and some crap that no normal marine could stand so those storm trooper may out number him but they dont have the skills like Chief he has so much combat experience those storm trooper wont stand a chance against him so rethink of what u say

    • @Zen-sx5io
      @Zen-sx5io 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EckhartsLadder The Turian Hierarchy, supported by the Volus, Krogan, Quarian and Geth vs the Galactic Empire, 2nd try.

    • @timberulfur
      @timberulfur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EckhartsLadder CHEFS LUCK WINS

    • @timbartschwolfman
      @timbartschwolfman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EckhartsLadder
      Can the Death Star Destroy the Harvesters Capital Ship from Independence Day 2

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6254

    UNSC: **moves slightly to the left**
    Death Star: *This is beyond science*

    • @MrAwol007
      @MrAwol007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      i love this best comment ever

    • @evilpimp2475
      @evilpimp2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@MrAwol007 You think extreme unoriginality is the best? You're a sad person lmao

    • @stephenchow6749
      @stephenchow6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      "Boy! The UNSC knows some maneuvers!"

    • @gracecalis5421
      @gracecalis5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@evilpimp2475 Let people enjoy things, you sad display.

    • @evilpimp2475
      @evilpimp2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gracecalis5421 no

  • @Verbose_Mode
    @Verbose_Mode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4018

    *Empire:* Builds a moon-sized superlaser.
    *UNSC:* Throws rocks at it really, really hard.

    • @beserker9890
      @beserker9890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      When i was in The core We had 2 sticks and one rock and we had to share the rock!

    • @kyletanking
      @kyletanking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *Throws rock*

    • @ElZamo92
      @ElZamo92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Joseph Stalin ah the childhood nostalgia...

    • @mogetfog
      @mogetfog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      "humanity is a species that has perfected the art of throwing rocks"

    • @RatedShadowXrd
      @RatedShadowXrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ...And we have to share the rock - Sgt. Johnson

  • @joshuanissen8803
    @joshuanissen8803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    "Chief, what are you doing?"
    "I'm gunna give the Empire back their bomb"

    • @fungamegg7339
      @fungamegg7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True lamo

    • @soldierofchrist1879
      @soldierofchrist1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd destroy the death star easily.

    • @MothFable
      @MothFable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “Wait they sent a bomb?”
      “Not yet sir”

    • @McTourous8
      @McTourous8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Master Chief: *deflects Death Star laser back using a lightsaber*

    • @chickennuggets8685
      @chickennuggets8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@McTourous8 *energy sword

  • @program4215
    @program4215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    8:03
    You underestimate Chief's POWER!
    He went to the fully flood-infected High Charity *by himself*, a planetoid sized station that contained not 25,000 flood, but the tens or even hundreds of millions of flood infected covenant soldiers and civilians, armed with plasma weapons, rescued his AI girlfriend, reached the core, blew up the entire station, killed the gravemind, and then just left with his bro arbiter.

    • @imperiousrex128
      @imperiousrex128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Mhm. If we remove force users out of the equation, I'll honestly believe that Chief and Cortana can basically wreck the inside of the DS-1.

    • @zacharygilmore1075
      @zacharygilmore1075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@imperiousrex128 Don’t forget about the rest of Blue Team.

    • @seanwheat3952
      @seanwheat3952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Just remember, Mandalorians use real bullets for a reason...

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There are no covenant civilians lmao

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madliftedson6565 Any covenant which willingly helped the destruction of humanity is to be destroyed based on their race, the sangheli and san shayuun aren't worthy of life. and definetely not the brutes

  • @gagida1829
    @gagida1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    If masterchief boarded the death star without being shot, it would basically be Doom 3

    • @Igido
      @Igido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      The stormtroopers would miss literally

    • @theunnamedcouncil7898
      @theunnamedcouncil7898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Rip and tear until it is done

    • @vexjaeger4314
      @vexjaeger4314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Those poor poor storm troopers

    • @BlackAngel66678
      @BlackAngel66678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Then a very pissed off Darth Vader crushes Chief into a sphere with the Force.

    • @chronospresents
      @chronospresents 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Master Chief, warthog, death star trench, sticky grenade. Boom

  • @alexbeswick
    @alexbeswick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3447

    Empire: One man can’t take down a moon sized space station
    Master Chief: Laughs in High Charity

    • @kgbcommitteeforstatesecuri3315
      @kgbcommitteeforstatesecuri3315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Alex Beswick nah the UNSC doesnt need chief. They just need one flood spore. Wait nvm thats just too much.

    • @andrewjazdzyk1215
      @andrewjazdzyk1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      "Can't fight 20,000 stormtroopers," fights off a flood infested high charity

    • @Drachenxx
      @Drachenxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Well... basically the whole Covenant civil war and the spore infestation did most of the work...

    • @Kiwana1JustForFun
      @Kiwana1JustForFun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@kgbcommitteeforstatesecuri3315 also there is a book called "Death troopers" i think thats the name but its literally star wars but with zombies featuring han solo and chewie. i think spores were involved in that book so it is plausible if the halo universe and star wars verse duked it out. zombies/flood is possible XD

    • @kgbcommitteeforstatesecuri3315
      @kgbcommitteeforstatesecuri3315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nathaniel Garrett arent death troopers like CBRN equivalents of our military?

  • @unchartedchartz
    @unchartedchartz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    You also have to take into consideration that one of Master Chief's defining traits is that he is extremely lucky.

    • @xXUnKowNDeiTyXx
      @xXUnKowNDeiTyXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The Death Stars real weakness. Protagonists.

    • @MarkReed-smokindeist
      @MarkReed-smokindeist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Force is strong with that one...

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Getting kidnapped and turned into a monster is lucky indeed.

    • @thechillcheese8954
      @thechillcheese8954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      1 chief and one nova bomb = no death star

    • @calebkent6706
      @calebkent6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darth Vader would crush and cave chiefs armor like a soda can with his force choke or crush like luke did to the drouds in mando season 2 finale i bet vader would do that or just snap chiefs neck instantly

  • @jonahbello1338
    @jonahbello1338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Spartans shouldn't try a boarding party
    *Master Chief laughs in High Charity*

    • @iexplodonateri7378
      @iexplodonateri7378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You gotta consider that the Covenant was in the middle of the Great Schism at the time, and at some point even the Flood became involved

    • @kihouou1295
      @kihouou1295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@iexplodonateri7378 He technically boarded high charity twice. Once before halo one with his team and once after. it was in one of the novels.

    • @ryanmcgowan417
      @ryanmcgowan417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kihouou1295 That was the unyielding hierphant a covenant space station

    • @lastfirst5863
      @lastfirst5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ryanmcgowan417 even so the point still stands, that installation was almost as massive as high charity.

    • @Synergy7Studios
      @Synergy7Studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If A New Hope is any indication, infiltrating and sabatoging the death star is easy.

  • @reaperelecti490
    @reaperelecti490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    UNSC- "KEEP FIRING AND MOVE LAZILY TO THE LEFT"
    Empire- "Wow, these guys knows some maneuvers"

    • @mateoleisbravo5991
      @mateoleisbravo5991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      This.

    • @danteinouye6098
      @danteinouye6098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I gotta say I laughed at this comment XD

    • @ironboy3245
      @ironboy3245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      N-Nani? KANSEI DORIFTO????

    • @alienatedalien2505
      @alienatedalien2505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      family guy joke but funny

    • @natesmodelsdoodles5403
      @natesmodelsdoodles5403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Empire: WE CAN DO MANEUVERS, TOO! *nearly collides three slow-moving Star Destroyers while chasing a tiny freighter*

  • @aliensguy4291
    @aliensguy4291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    gravemind: *sees death star* "it's free real estate"

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      UNSC: *Sees death star* "Chief, you're vacation is being pushed back by 2 hours."

    • @courier6733
      @courier6733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Chief: god fucking dang it

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *Half an hour
      Fixed it

    • @silentshadow1429
      @silentshadow1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Unsc: Sorry Chief but theres another one

    • @operatorlynxyt
      @operatorlynxyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Every single virus known to man in games , including the chimiran virus: *it's free real estate*
      Literally all them storm troopers: *YO ALL IN THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!*
      (STs transform into said virus')
      Johnson : remember me?! I JUST BLEW UP YOUR GOD DAMN *HULLA HOOP THING!*
      Me: I'm sorry....wha....what hu....the death star is rou-
      Johnson : *DONT QUESTION SERGEANT AVERY JOHNSON BOY!*
      Me: dude...it's 48 hours after brexit what you's on about?

  • @ChippyDubbo
    @ChippyDubbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    25,000 Stormtroopers: We have you surrounded, surrender Chief, Johnson!
    Johnson: All we're surrounded by are dead men!
    Chief: Pass the sticks, you can use the rock.

    • @broyogurt3000
      @broyogurt3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love this lol

    • @anjuagarwal665
      @anjuagarwal665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stormtroopers will not able to do nothing because stormtroopers have really bad aim lol

    • @broyogurt3000
      @broyogurt3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anjuagarwal665 I hope this is a joke and I'm overreacting

    • @anjuagarwal665
      @anjuagarwal665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@broyogurt3000 yeah it is a joke

    • @broyogurt3000
      @broyogurt3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anjuagarwal665 I love you

  • @valiant4943
    @valiant4943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    " I dont think the spartan boarding party would make it through"
    Chief: "You underestimate my luck."

    • @nickkozak4763
      @nickkozak4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if their spaceship fails they have armored space suits essentially

    • @cleanmemes9896
      @cleanmemes9896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Travis L
      Exactly
      If there is no plot armour to anyone , a single storm trooper can kill chief

    • @vicc6790
      @vicc6790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Travis L nobody in the Star Wars universe short of Darth Vader is even putting a scratch on Master Chief.

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They don't even need a spaceship so long as they get flung in the direction of the Death Star they should be able to use their magnetic function in their armour to walk along the outside and reach an entry point all together.

    • @imperiousrex128
      @imperiousrex128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vicc6790 Yeah, the Spartans are basically mandos but with better physical capabilities and with energy shielding.

  • @KarlPHorse
    @KarlPHorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3391

    “I don’t think a spartan boarding party could make it through a station with 25,000 soldiers.”
    Somebody hasn’t read First Strike.

    • @brycencusson7104
      @brycencusson7104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Well that's assuming the boarding craft dont die in transit

    • @KarlPHorse
      @KarlPHorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      @@brycencusson7104 Don't worry, Blue team has impenetrable plot armor. (Joking of course, I love Blue team.)

    • @kestr3l299
      @kestr3l299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yeah there was some badass shit in that book

    • @exorias625
      @exorias625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ikr🤣🤣🤣

    • @exorias625
      @exorias625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      And storm troopers couldn't aim for shit

  • @christianthayer-yates9736
    @christianthayer-yates9736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1524

    *After* *mowing* *down* *hundreds* *of* *Stormtroopers* :
    Master Chief: WHY DO NONE OF THESE ELITES HAVE SHIELDS

    • @mateoleisbravo5991
      @mateoleisbravo5991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Never-ending headshots. That might be horrible for someone used with shields.

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Injured captured imperial officer: Long story short, personal shielding wasnt in the budget anymore.
      Master Chief: What?!
      Imperial officer: You heard me.... no PERSONAL SHIELDING.... AT ALL.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Because palpatine is a cheapskate.

    • @lilsammich8252
      @lilsammich8252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Master Chief: Why can none of them shoot straight after all the training they have received? smh

    • @blaster23456
      @blaster23456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If you sling enough mud at a wall, you're bound to kill something. Just look at the Grunts.

  • @Keegstar
    @Keegstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "Chief, were getting a high reading here, saying that a large covenant ship is closing in on us."
    "What do you mean Cortana? That's just a moon."
    "Chief. I don't think thats a moon."
    *Imperial March begins to play*

    • @whoknows4780
      @whoknows4780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “That’s not a Moon” starts to play overlaid

    • @cadosian078
      @cadosian078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would love to see an unofficial cinematic crossover. That would be so damn dope

    • @oldrelic2690
      @oldrelic2690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@whoknows4780 "bleep bloop bloam, goodbye to your home"

    • @charlesjackson7576
      @charlesjackson7576 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chief: “I need a lightsaber.”

    • @Angry_Peanut_52
      @Angry_Peanut_52 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Cortana, fire the NOVA bomb."

  • @jlat96
    @jlat96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    “The Death Star I had over 25,000 storm troopers”
    Master Chief: “Boo”

    • @odstinbound2335
      @odstinbound2335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      With stormtroopers shit training and MC's ability to basically see time in slo-mo, this would be basically one of his easiest missions

    • @deleteddeleted8542
      @deleteddeleted8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Odst Inbound storm troopers are actually incredibly accurate. It’s literally stated in the movies that they let Luke rest of the crew escape. However considering chief was able to survive and fight on high charity I think he would be able to deal with some damage in the death star

    • @ur-didact1991
      @ur-didact1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Storm troopers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • @cryptarisprotocol1872
      @cryptarisprotocol1872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Deleted Deleted
      The population of High Charity is a 1,000x larger than that of Earth’s.
      Master Chief can survive inside the DS, if he can get through High Charity and especially get through a Flood infested High Charity in order to retrieve Cortana.
      You Honestly think 25,000 Storm Troopers have anything on the population and ground military of High Charity?

    • @ur-didact1991
      @ur-didact1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cryptarisprotocol1872 did chief survived high charity?= no
      Did high charity survived from master chief?= no

  • @stephenchow6749
    @stephenchow6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    UNSC doesn't know of the Death Star's exhaust port weakness eh?
    Master Chief: "Cortana!..."

    • @maxxsbrother2
      @maxxsbrother2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Hmm...might work. But she might have to interface directly.

    • @Overworkedandunderpaid
      @Overworkedandunderpaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stephen Chow true dat.

    • @Overworkedandunderpaid
      @Overworkedandunderpaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nick gillett she would, and the. They fucked.

    • @almightyrmb
      @almightyrmb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      nick gillett Don’t forget, Fred, Linda, and Will were part of the defense of Earth. If they teamed up with Chief, they’d easily sweep through the Death Star

    • @joshuaking3731
      @joshuaking3731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@maxxsbrother2 Probably. Remember, Luke had R2 the first time they stumbled onto the D1. Yet Obi Wan still had to manually shut down the tractor beam. This was because Ep 4 was made in the 70s with their understanding of technology. Meaning, not everything was accessable from a terminal. Though, R2 still had control over the trash compactors.
      This implies that only information and a few less vital components were connectes to the main computer. This would prevent Cortana from essental components like the main laser and main power core.
      Meaning Cortana would be able to find weaknesses in the D1, but Master Chief would have to do all the leg work in shutting it down.
      Then again, what else is new.

  • @eaglegaming2301
    @eaglegaming2301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    that moment when you realize a technologically superior faction got its deadliest weapons rear kicked by a single fleet of a technologically inferior faction, after weighing laser type vs ballistics, I gotta hand the victory to the ballistics.

    • @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597
      @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah yeah,somehow Force users can be killed with 21st century BULLETS.

    • @takuame7
      @takuame7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 because bullets travel way faster (and harder) then blaster bolts.

    • @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597
      @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@anon1403 okay,so pull out some acquired Covenant spaceship Tech and glass the target.If not use the Didact's "bio-digitalization" superweapon.Oh and prepare a good fleet for defense too as well as more covering fire.
      Don't forgot strap in some Human Fleet with very big MACs as support too.

    • @MothFable
      @MothFable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same. Imagine shooting a laser versus the fucking hulk throwing a pebble. The rock would make you lose your head.

    • @MothFable
      @MothFable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can’t see them either. The lasers a big bright sticks, bullets can’t even be seen. You can’t block em and to deflect with force you basically have to see them, right?

  • @eu.co.5627
    @eu.co.5627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    The Empire: NOOOOO!!! YOU CANT JUST EVADE MY DEATH LASER!!!
    The UNSC: haha superior range and mobility go brrrr

    • @LJChannn334
      @LJChannn334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Logic learned:
      *MEDIUMS AND LIGHTS FOR DA WIN*

    • @davidcatanzaro2624
      @davidcatanzaro2624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually they couldn't dodge a super laser due to travel speed of the laser itself..

    • @GlitchyGamers18
      @GlitchyGamers18 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@davidcatanzaro2624but they could outpace the traverse of the station itself

    • @mythicknz8203
      @mythicknz8203 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fighting the cripple scarab in halo wars be like

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    I love how Eckhart puts the line "I don't think Master Chief will be able to reach the station" over the shot of him giving the Covenant back their bomb.

    • @Edward-tg6vb
      @Edward-tg6vb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So?

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Edward-tg6vb So?

    • @Isaacreeper
      @Isaacreeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think if the unsc tried something similar to that, i.e give em a jetpack and a HAVOC nuke, he would've done it.

    • @ninofromkitchennightmares1497
      @ninofromkitchennightmares1497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Isaacreeper Nope
      If he didn’t get shot down by the Lasers on the Death Star he would certainly die to the Hordes of Elite Stormtroopers

    • @Isaacreeper
      @Isaacreeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ninofromkitchennightmares1497 I mean... we're talking about shooting a man sized object with turrets designed to shoot at planes and starships... not to mention that I dont think they would have noticed him coming with all the debris from the battle floating about

  • @ddoogie7120
    @ddoogie7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    Master chief: *begins to board ds Empire: that has to be the greatest pirate I’ve ever seen

    • @sirpaingwen2036
      @sirpaingwen2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Man that was so funny it made me want to kill my self

    • @theeslimstevie
      @theeslimstevie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This comment is underrated! You get gold

    • @merlyberdproductions883
      @merlyberdproductions883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Grand moth tarkan: so it would seem

    • @endislayerb9850
      @endislayerb9850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Chief get out of there!"
      "Harder daddy."
      "What?!"
      "Ah crap forgot my com was on."

    • @tox1cboi_524
      @tox1cboi_524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Masterchief, Han Solo and Luke are the best intergalactic empire.

  • @revampedhippo5547
    @revampedhippo5547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    This guy: I don't think a Spartan boarding party would work.
    Master chief: someone hold my cortonia.

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Vader and the Imperial guard: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @Chuuhya
      @Chuuhya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Resentfuldragon imperial guards would get shitted on if master chief can beat the didact

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Chuuhya sure but with vader they make a dangerous combo.
      Vader alone can solo blue team but with imperial guards it makes it even easier, chief might be able to handle them but they would at least temporarily occupy his fellow spartans while vader kills chief himself.

    • @glasswulf6346
      @glasswulf6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@resentfuldragon Ay Lemmie tell ya about how cortana could activate the order to purge all biological scum

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@glasswulf6346 Cortana couldn't do anything, Chief would die before she can get into the death star's systems.
      before he could manually send her in darth vader would snap his neck.
      even if she was allowed to enter the systems, darth vader would still kill chief and the spartans and the inquisitors and tons of ships and star destroyers would be left to finish the unsc.
      if Vader or a few inquisitors got on the unsc flagships they would checkmate them right there.

  • @patriot7260
    @patriot7260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
    "Sir, this isn't a fight it's a f$%&ing slaughterfest." *Audible BFG Division and Wilhelm screaming in the background

    • @genericnamehere7602
      @genericnamehere7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For that, play The Slayer Has Entered The Facility off of the Doom Eternal OST.

    • @patriot7260
      @patriot7260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Here's another one:
      Hood: "Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
      Chief: "Sir, send me Blue Team."
      Hood: "We'll send you Blue Team to support you-"
      Chief: "Not me. The enemy. They need help and I want a challenge."

    • @imperiousrex128
      @imperiousrex128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@patriot7260 In all honesty, I think the only reason Chief wouldn't do this is because he considers Blue Team family.

    • @patriot7260
      @patriot7260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@imperiousrex128 Fireteam Osiris then, kek

  • @bruntchieftain1319
    @bruntchieftain1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing on that station?
    Sir, finishing this genocide.

    • @keltdood
      @keltdood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’d like your comment but it’s already at 117

    • @generalgrievousproductions
      @generalgrievousproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too late, I made it 131

    • @spartanlocke2449
      @spartanlocke2449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@generalgrievousproductions NOOOOOO YOU BAD

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @AsrielDreemurYT653
      @AsrielDreemurYT653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spartanlocke2449 how many ass-whoppings did you get again 😂

  • @disposabledishsoap6520
    @disposabledishsoap6520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    Empire: exists: you know you cannot beat me.
    UNSC: I know I can't, but he can!
    *Points to a single flood spore*

    • @NotaRu5sian
      @NotaRu5sian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Squishyloves u MC: ah shit, here we go again

    • @HiRaccoon18
      @HiRaccoon18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so true

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      no, Points to master chief

    • @advisedberret6539
      @advisedberret6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Squishyloves u fact

    • @dr.boring7022
      @dr.boring7022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Empire: You know you can't beat me.
      UNSC: I know, but he can
      *points to himself*

  • @thedigitalrealm7155
    @thedigitalrealm7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The outcome of this engagement, a UNSC victory, would be even more likely if using their post human-covenant war ships. With the forerunner tech enabling far more accurate slip space jumps, if the fighters ever got too close, the fleet could simply make a jump to the opposite side of the death star and continue the bombardment, and if some fighters do happen to reach them, the shielding on the infinity class, Autumn class and strident class ships should hold them off for long enough.

    • @josephle2381
      @josephle2381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Travis L We got a Star Wars fanboy over here. And his range isn’t that long. He shut down ships a few thousand meters in the air at his max power, the distance between the Death Star and the fleet is much bigger.

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or the infinity could just ram The Death star

    • @ousamadearudesuwa
      @ousamadearudesuwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      technically isn't the Post Human-Covenant war ships not entirely using Forerunner and Ancient Human technology? Since iirc, correct me if I'm wrong, only UNSC Infinity had Forerunner shielding technology and a more advanced FTL technology.

    • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
      @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ousamadearudesuwa
      And salvaged covenant tech of course (which is FAR more abundant and easy to acquire then forerunner tech usually is), with a lot of defecting engineers (both the species and actual engineers form a variety of species.), scientists and whatnot for good measure. Salvaged tech which they can study in relative peace with the war over. Halo 5 has things like a needler hog with energy shields for example.

    • @kilovwdude6457
      @kilovwdude6457 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@luigimrlgaming9484 "you don't have the firepower!" "But I have the mass"

  • @NoblelllB
    @NoblelllB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Chief, me and the arbiter. Give use an hour tops, this “death star” is going down

    • @ACertainFilterBoss
      @ACertainFilterBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't die this time k?

    • @NoblelllB
      @NoblelllB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      King Mushroom i never died, i hid in a cave and have been feeding on Güta

    • @ACertainFilterBoss
      @ACertainFilterBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wtf? They're endangered species yknow

    • @loadingerror9975
      @loadingerror9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Master Cheif and he made them extinct

    • @ACertainFilterBoss
      @ACertainFilterBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *concern*

  • @LennoxParsec
    @LennoxParsec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Ek.- MC can't deal with 25k Stormtroopers.
    MC.- *deals with 3M space zombies on Alien's homeworld*

    • @davidvasquez08
      @davidvasquez08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Key word *ZOMBIES*

    • @sarahshaw7315
      @sarahshaw7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angelo Nassire who is EK and who is MC srry if I don’t know I’m new too halo,Star Wars and EL

    • @Hello-yt7jp
      @Hello-yt7jp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sarah shaw EK=Eckhartsladder(youtuber), MC=Master Chief

    • @sarahshaw7315
      @sarahshaw7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello thanks

    • @ur-didact1991
      @ur-didact1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He literally hunts about average 100 aliens every mission, and according to the UNSC council he fought 203 official combat missions what's nothing compared of his total fighting carrier, so according to that he official eliminated 20300 with his own hands, and if we talk about unofficial with no UNSC backup support,= he slayed more than 700 aliens within every day, that would count as more than trillions in numbers, 25000? Even ungoys are stronger and durable than storm troopers, But....those siths are something

  • @Cpt_Graftin
    @Cpt_Graftin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Eck: "UNSC should not do Spartan boarding party."
    Comments: "Master chiefs got this"

    • @jordanhendrix2619
      @jordanhendrix2619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, apparently they don't realize that they are dealing with 25,000 elite stormtroopers, probably some with Special Ops training, and then there is Darth Vader.

    • @Kysere
      @Kysere 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patrick Connerney lol

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Which is exactly why UNSC should not do a Spartan boarding party, Master Chief can do it all himself. Why use the death star when a holdout blaster will do? (Not that Master Chief isn't awesome, just saying that a whole team of spartans would be unnecessary, as Master Chief can do it himself)

    • @jordanhendrix2619
      @jordanhendrix2619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kingsnake Command dude...the Empire has Vader. He would simply catch Chief in a Force choke and use his Lightsaber to deflect all projectiles that he launches at the Dark Lord. Chief is awesome, but Vader would kill him easy.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jordanhendrix2619 But Vader can only be in once place at a time, and weird plot-convenient force powers aside, he'd have to rely on the information gathered by the troops that come across the Spartans (so if the spartan teams go in supported by ODSTs and split into multiple groups to confuse intel) and either the ability to plot an intercept course or to travel dozens of miles through the station to reach them before they're long gone - plus there's the fact that he's practically the de-facto commander of the armed forces, so he's gonna be somewhat distracted by dozens of ships bombarding them. Also it's entirely possible that he'd underestimate the threat they pose as they don't possess the force.
      Biggest problem deploying the Spartans, is actually getting them there, between all the concentrated fire from the fleet, the length of time they'd have to travel and the possibility of interception by Tie fighters, it'd pretty much charge of the light brigade mark 2. And even if mile-thick plot armour managed to get them there and complete the objective, they're pretty much screwed cos they won't be able to extract in time.

  • @bobnob4393
    @bobnob4393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "The main weapon of a UNSC ship is its Mac cannon" *Laughs in master chief*

    • @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597
      @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Travis L Errrmmmm doesn't the force storm only effect in PLANET surface to the atmosphere?Sooooooo just shoot from space.

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flying brick(master chief) go brr

  • @WeinerSkewer
    @WeinerSkewer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "Permission to leave the station?"
    "For what reason?"
    "To give the Empire back their laser"

    • @tformerdude6788
      @tformerdude6788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      . . . How would that work?

    • @red-2895
      @red-2895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tformerdude6788 many many many mac cannons?
      I dunno

    • @jayvhoncalma3458
      @jayvhoncalma3458 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tformerdude6788 just stab a elite plasma blade into a big enough kyber crystal and you basically have a bomb Saw Gerrera did that in rebels

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tformerdude6788A giant electromagnet to redirect it
      Yes it may be far out of the UNSCs industrial capability but it doesn’t matter

    • @Angry_Peanut_52
      @Angry_Peanut_52 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tformerdude6788giant mirror

  • @VeryDeathlyShiny
    @VeryDeathlyShiny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    There is a much simpler solution for the UNSC to win. Have a ship "surrender" with a NOVA bomb armed. They get pulled into a hanger bay, then goodbye Death Star. Just like Joyous Exaltation.

    • @UnifiedEntity
      @UnifiedEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      OOOOOOOR just create a slipspace bomb or the NOVA bomb or the bomb he gave back to the covenant....put in the hanger, put Chief IN THAT hanger and dump him in a head on collision course with the target :P done.

    • @lukamtc9188
      @lukamtc9188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Imperial officers aren't dumb enough not to scan the ship. not to mention they don't accept surrender and would destroy the ship immediately and enter battle

    • @mg4956
      @mg4956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lukamtc9188 I don't think star wars has nukes. So the likelihood of them denying the ship isn't that high.

    • @shadedwulf
      @shadedwulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      or just hyperdrive through it with a ship. since thats a thing now.

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Zach Johnson
      You stole that from me ya cheeky bastid

  • @Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10
    @Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    "The death star has shields and laser cannons"
    Master chief: *laughs in infinity*

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      UNSC INFINITY : I am about to end this guy career.

    • @pablofski3239
      @pablofski3239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      EckhartsLadder
      : They wont have access to the orbital defence platforms.
      Roland: *Laughs in Infinity*

    • @debbiebernhardt5406
      @debbiebernhardt5406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Infinity had both, which was extremely rare and very expensive ship.

    • @thehellishelllikemathiscon1616
      @thehellishelllikemathiscon1616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And nova bomb

    • @sarahshaw7315
      @sarahshaw7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Garuda 1 Talisman halo infinity omg u time traver

  • @pantha6
    @pantha6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Hang on a moment.. Since when was the DS1 capable of hitting capital ships? I thought only the DS2 had the targeting capabilities required for that.

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The DS1 never faced off against capital ships but we assume it has the same capabilities as the DS2 in that regard

    • @starmada105
      @starmada105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If you think about it, it doesn’t really make any sense for it to be able to fire at capital ships. The DS-1’s lowest firing mode was able to pretty much blast an entire continent into the stratosphere as seen in rouge one. That kind of power would be massively wasted on almost any capital ship ever designed, and especially on any capital ship the rebellion was capable of fielding. Given that the enemy ships would have to enter the DS-1s turbolaser range to mount a direct assault on the station, and the DS-1 was bountifully equipped with conventional weaponry, it would be highly illogical for that feature to be added. I don’t think it would be added solely based on the fact that it would be completely impractical to actually do. The DS-1 was not designed with the mindset of picking off capital ships at long range, if it was, there would be several more economical ways to go about doing that than the DS-1.

    • @sokratikas
      @sokratikas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well,in legends before the rebels had access to the plans of the deathstar the moment they heard of it they scrambled a task force,of like 500 fighters launched by one lucrehulk,and the deathstar at 2% power capability destroyed the smaller battle station in a single blast as the TIEs and 2 star destroyers stationed there at the time took care of the fighters

    • @adventwolfbane
      @adventwolfbane ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@starmada105 that wasn't the lowest power for the laser. That was them just deciding to use one of the three huge reactors at max to blow up the city. And as it is shown in a later comic it was too much. The laser is scalable in power when it fires.

  • @TacComControl
    @TacComControl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "I don't think there's any way that he could make it through the ship and reach something critical."
    Halo Legends Episode: The Package: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?"

    • @zacharygilmore1075
      @zacharygilmore1075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      First Strike book: “Amateurs.”

    • @Agustin_Leal
      @Agustin_Leal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Making it through flood infected High Charity in Halo 3: "Observe"

  • @horizonstudios746
    @horizonstudios746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Eck: The master chief can't kill 25'000 people
    Master chief: Laughs in *Every mainline halo game*

    • @haydenlawrie7130
      @haydenlawrie7130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I know right. You kill a few thousand enemies in a couple of missions. AKA a few hours. Give him a day and those fuckers are extinct

    • @zurango3373
      @zurango3373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are delusional vader would take him down in one slice

    • @horizonstudios746
      @horizonstudios746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@zurango3373 This is the master chief we're talking about. Vader to a Kid and an Untrained Jedi knight

    • @notagoodpilot8161
      @notagoodpilot8161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lego5810 Vader won’t be able to stop a bullet going at Mach speeds. It’s impossible.

    • @MrEcoho
      @MrEcoho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@zurango3373 very simple reason vader loses, he would rely on his lightsaber to block chiefs shots, you know the super sonic metal slugs that when they hit his light saber become super sonic molten metal that then hits his chest plate and helmet therefore killing him.

  • @jcp-5695
    @jcp-5695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    Unsc: uses MAC cannons
    Empire: you may fire when ready
    Unsc: moves a little to the right
    Empire: mission failed we’ll get em next time

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What about the other thousand weapons of the Death Star?

    • @Daveo3
      @Daveo3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@alejandroelluxray5298 if they could actually hit their targets, do you really think the rebels wouldve actually won?

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Daveo3 they COULD hit their targets, in fact the only reason they failed is because they were ordered to do so, for tracking the Millenium Falcon to the Rebel Base

    • @Daveo3
      @Daveo3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@alejandroelluxray5298 ok fair enough, but what about the infinitys shields? We've seen that thing sail casually through a covenant fleet, getting layered with plasma fire, and then take on a forerunner ship, which use hardlight, which is basically more advanced than anything in the sw universe (maby other than a light saber), and it came out with minimal damage

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Daveo3 not even that shield could sustain a beam capable of blowing up an entire planet, plus the ion cannons would turn off the shields quickly for the turbolasers to kill it

  • @odstinbound2335
    @odstinbound2335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Unsc infinity and earth's odp's: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

    • @johnrobles9416
      @johnrobles9416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Travis L lol no

    • @genericnamehere7602
      @genericnamehere7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The DS is basically just a massive target for the ODPs. Even if it's shielded, it won't last past the first salvo.

  • @michaelcliffordjr8294
    @michaelcliffordjr8294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Master Chief made it through High Charity twice dealing with both Covenant and Flood. I don’t think he’ll be scared of Stormtroopers who can’t even see their own blaster

    • @pooroldman5089
      @pooroldman5089 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stormtroopers who have bullet proof armor

    • @memeboi3448
      @memeboi3448 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@pooroldman5089 just give chef a plasma rifle that's essentially the same thing as your average blaster and those are pretty effective against storm trooper armor

    • @Angry_Peanut_52
      @Angry_Peanut_52 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pooroldman5089the "slugthrowers" in Star Wars are basically arrows compared to the UNSC bullets.

  • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
    @tennoshenaniganizer9234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2642

    Newton's first law...and now that conversation from Mass Effect is stuck in my head.
    Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
    First Recruit: Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!
    Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!
    First Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
    Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this husk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
    Second Recruit: Sir, yes sir!

    • @thejadedrabbitTJR
      @thejadedrabbitTJR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      so I don't remember the gunnery chief's voice exactly so I ended up reading this as sergeant Johnson and I am alright with that

    • @23kaow60
      @23kaow60 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      the clip is here th-cam.com/video/p77XnhzJz7g/w-d-xo.html

    • @sethbritton6970
      @sethbritton6970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Never played the games, but from what I've heard, it's too bad Mass Effect never got a true sequel-
      They changed from a harder 'rules based' scifi to a softer 'drama based' scifi after the first one.
      That sound right to people who played it?

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Seth Britton No. It got better as they went on, but the unanimous consensus is Mass Effect 2 is best. 3 was great but is ruined by the ending

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Tenno Shenaniganizer Actually for hard sci-fi lovers; he's right... But for cinematic space opera ones It indeed went to the better for ME2 and for 3/4ths of ME3

  • @user-hi8vi4sl9w
    @user-hi8vi4sl9w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    **Laughs in MAC Cannon and Hyperion missile simultaneously**

    • @soggypotato6381
      @soggypotato6381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Just send chief with a gravity hammer

    • @operatorlynxyt
      @operatorlynxyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Deathstar : we have MAC cannons
      UNSC : we have master cheif
      Me: I've literally got...like...6 girls with U *SM* C (not U *NS* C) armour and M4A1s because everyone else is being sexist like so....
      (That's an airsoft game story to tell later)
      I'm not joking this literally happened once in rl in an airsoft modern warfare match (airsoft = we go some place , play real life COD , get shot by plastic yellow balls which sting like bein electric shocked without the shock basically)
      Rebs: we've go-
      Me: yea we don't need mon Cal's mate

    • @onlypeaceindeath
      @onlypeaceindeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mind you that the Death Star must survive exploding planets. A MAC round would be like a fart in the wind compared to being slammed by country sized planet pieces.

    • @cataclysmicdelta1828
      @cataclysmicdelta1828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      onlypeaceindeath you need a lesson in force concentration and momentum my dude

    • @onlypeaceindeath
      @onlypeaceindeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cataclysmicdelta1828 I'm fully aware of it. Most of the debris that would have hit the death star would carry a lot more momentum than a mac round. Even if we factor in force consentration, the difference in size between the projectiles would make it irrelevant.

  • @teaganfitzgerald9771
    @teaganfitzgerald9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    One thing I think you forgot about is the missiles and nukes that even the frigates have. As soon as the tie fighters have left the effective gun range of the turbo lasers, the UNSC could just nuke them. They would have to fly far apart to avoid them all being destroyed with one nuke, and 92 frigates would have no problem completely obliterating all the ties.

  • @katelynbeltran6775
    @katelynbeltran6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    A cowboy, an old jedi, and a young boy and his droids were able to board and fend off storm troopers without ANY protection except stolen armor(which seems pretty useless) but masterchief boarding the death star is too far fetched???

    • @stephenwalsh2476
      @stephenwalsh2476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Because vader wanted them to escape

    • @ur-didact1991
      @ur-didact1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Plot armor

    • @tobor88
      @tobor88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They don't have the schematics for the Death Star. Even if they made it on board they wouldn't know where to go.

    • @beserker9890
      @beserker9890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@tobor88 Cortana could coordinate the boarding action.

    • @tobor88
      @tobor88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@beserker9890
      She would still need access to the Death Star schematics to make an accurate map for them to follow. This would most likely take the shape of them jacking her into some of the death-stars computer systems. How ever that would require compatible ports for them to jack her into said computers. Remember Star Wars technology is largely direct and analog despite being more advanced than ours. Aside from Communications I can't exactly recall much Star Wars technology being wireless.

  • @DoubleBoost23
    @DoubleBoost23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    *The UNSC only sends two Spartans*
    25,000 Stormtroopers: *It's free real estate*
    *It's Master Chief and Noble Six*
    0 Troopers: *:O*

    • @centurionconrad
      @centurionconrad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Super Sonic Duo darth Vader: bring it on.

    • @basudebsarkar5487
      @basudebsarkar5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even one Spartan 4 can do that, don't take legends in here, they got other works to do than wasting time in this imperial shit

    • @lieutenant9009
      @lieutenant9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Master chief is kind old yet still a war machine and noble 6 is an assassin capable of obliterating a load of soldiers together it's a recipe for greatness.
      Or do you mean tom?

    • @Zappina
      @Zappina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheNamesSlick You dont need. Vader is clearly the winner here. Master Chief is an exceptional soldier but he is just a soldier. Vader can choke him from miles away.

    • @watchykun2685
      @watchykun2685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zappina one thing A GUN THAT U CANT THE GOD DAMN BOLT WHEN ITS SHOOTS I MEAN IT SIMPLE
      This mostly criticism against the blasters

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    "Target their capital ships!"
    "We are trying sir but they keep maneuvering away!"
    "Sir incoming transmission from the UNSC fleet"
    "Put it on."
    *MC Hammer Can't touch this starts playing at full volume*

    • @irishash-2001
      @irishash-2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Suggesting that that 90s music is still available in 500 something years

    • @meatusbeatus5548
      @meatusbeatus5548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Alphachief2017 why of course

    • @kableedge9278
      @kableedge9278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I want to see that now

    • @59hawks
      @59hawks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Alphachief2017 "why do we always have to listen to this old stuff sarge?"

    • @jerodfortenberry6175
      @jerodfortenberry6175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Who put Johnson in charge of the comms? They deserve a medal!

  • @fancybusinesspigeon3879
    @fancybusinesspigeon3879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Master chief:permission to leave the station?
    Commander:For what reason master chief?
    Master chief: to give the empire a well placed nuke in the exhaust.

  • @christopheryoung935
    @christopheryoung935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "The fleet also has access to Master Chief."
    That's it, UNSC wins

    • @calebkent6706
      @calebkent6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah be serious darth vader would body him by crushing his armor inward like a soda can

    • @allenrosales9738
      @allenrosales9738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@calebkent6706 The Didact couldn’t do that, so why Vader?

    • @NotNormal654
      @NotNormal654 ปีที่แล้ว

      Until they meet vader. Also the Imperial Navy would obliterate the UNSC.

    • @frostyflame4008
      @frostyflame4008 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NotNormal654 unfortunately, UNSC have a much better shield, weaponry, and actually uses tactics instead of dogfight

    • @Angry_Peanut_52
      @Angry_Peanut_52 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@allenrosales9738because the Imperials have a massive numbers advantage.

  • @yungcrow7992
    @yungcrow7992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    UNSC: Hey we should just fire at that large dish looking thing and move out of it's apature and uh. Yeah.
    Crew of the Death Star: *sweats*

  • @juicyzeus3572
    @juicyzeus3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    1 chief vs 25,000 storm troopers
    Storm troopers: your out numbered 25,000 to 1
    Chief: I like those odds

    • @basudebsarkar5487
      @basudebsarkar5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well chief would find himself in the death Star as doomguy in hell😂😂😂

    • @Mobius_118
      @Mobius_118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "Then it is an even fight."

    • @tzeentch7900
      @tzeentch7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Chief:Yeah thats not fair,probably gonna shoot left handed.

    • @its392yugrajio
      @its392yugrajio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Then it is an even fight”

    • @nickkozak4763
      @nickkozak4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the death star would truly earn its name there

  • @Teddy-rv8iw
    @Teddy-rv8iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dude imagine a mod where master chief boards the death star and the mod is essentially chief vs the death star's imperial garrison. I'd play 100 times out of 100

  • @danteaghoulfromspace2996
    @danteaghoulfromspace2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    And i also wanna give the UNSC the edge to the fact that they have experience fighting energy weapons and learned to adapt tactics relatively quickly with the covenant (that doesnt mean they didnt get their ass kicked the first decades of the war lol)
    what helps that is the fact they've got cortana on board so strategically i bet she would do some serious damage

    • @ryandunham1047
      @ryandunham1047 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, but you gotta admire the UNSC’s tenacity and persistence in the face of overwhelming odds.

  • @danielawesome36
    @danielawesome36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    *laughs heartily*
    *grins*
    "Star Wars doesn't have ship AI's!"

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “I need you to talk to the Falcon and find out what's wrong with the hyperdrive.”
      Are you sure about that?

    • @glasswulf6346
      @glasswulf6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Myuutsuu85 Diagnostic checks/ check engine lights?

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@glasswulf6346 could be, but very unlikely. I do not know many engeneers or mechanics, that "talk" to their machines in that regard.

    • @glasswulf6346
      @glasswulf6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Myuutsuu85 Ah you put the ler in Muffler

    • @spiritfox6066
      @spiritfox6066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They do actually have AI in their ships. BUT it's not as advanced as Halo AI. Honestly I don't see why star wars doesn't use AI the same way as Halo. They have figured out how to basically "cure" rampancy by deleting their memories. And in R2s case he didn't go rambant. Well, at least not in a bad way.

  • @OutcastsRedeemer
    @OutcastsRedeemer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Imperial officer: "Sir an unknown fleet has appeared in front of us. Your orders?"
    Tarkin: "Fire when ready, show these upstarts what the empire is capable of"
    *Death star fires a single laser into the fleet, destroying one of the bigger ships.*
    Imperial officer: "Sir, sensors have picked up a large spike in energy on the bows of each vessel."
    Tarkin: "Prepare the turbolaser batteries. If they want to fire upon this station they can't be that far away"
    *UNSC Fleet unleashes a hundred mac rounds simultaneously all the while launching all the missiles including nukes*
    Tarkin: "Slug throwers? Ha!"
    *Death star fires once more, taking out another ship*
    Tarkin: "These upstarts have no clue the power of this batt-"
    *MAC rounds hit the laser dish, punching though the armor and decks like a battering ram.*
    Tarkin: *is thrown onto the deck as the entire station shudders violently.*
    Imperial officer: "Sir, the main weapon is off line!"
    Tarkin: *Stands and opens his mouth to shout an order when he is interrupted*
    Imperial officer: "Sir, the ships have fired again!"
    *The second batch of MAC rounds hit the same spot punching further into the hull. At the same time the thousands of missiles impact all over the hull of the death star causing mass explosive decompression. At the same time the nukes detonate sending EMPs throughout the ship, shutting down entire sections of the ship*
    Tarkin: "Get this station out of here!"
    Emperial officer: "Sir, main engines are offline!"
    *The death star is then bombarded into smithereens by both nukes, MAC rounds and Missiles over the course of a few hours.

    • @jerryrose3609
      @jerryrose3609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *a few minutes...

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      MAKES A FANFICTION 😎

    • @firstgalacticempire8928
      @firstgalacticempire8928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Outcast Redeemer *Suddenly over 30 Star Destroyers jump in because Tarkin sent a distress signal, being forced to divert their attention away from the Death Star and being assaulted by capital ships and thousands of TIE fighters the USNC must disengage or die

    • @thomastse7378
      @thomastse7378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Then the UNSC respondes by firing thousands of archer missiles and thousands point defence guns at the TIE fighters and turn their MACs onto the 30 Star Destroyers and proceed to decimate the fleet with thousands of MAC rounds fired from THOUSANDS of UNSC ships.
      Disengage or die? The UNSC does not back down without a fight, and they do have the weapons to fend of star destroyers.

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      THIS COMMENT NEEDS TO BE PINNED!!

  • @TheAttacker732
    @TheAttacker732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of the Halo books had an ODST mission, everyone carrying demo charges, some nuclear. It was intended as a borderline one-way sabotage, and it worked. Very few survivors, but the charges carried by the now-fallen Helljumpers were in adequate positions to cause quite a bit of damage.
    An ODST raid following that template might be a good choice. Have all the charges synchronized, and try to plant them & escape. Plausible worst case? Unit wiped out fighting their way through, and the charges go.

  • @ravengesolo3508
    @ravengesolo3508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Master Chief could do the trench run just as fast, with no ship

  • @Panyc333
    @Panyc333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    25k Stormtroopers running in fear screaming DEMON!
    ..that is all

    • @sb7798
      @sb7798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol'd hard

    • @Jenn-lq9yu
      @Jenn-lq9yu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't think Chief would survive Vader. No amount of luck in the Galaxy is going to overpower the Force, especially when Vader can just lift Chief up with it and casually walk forwards with his Lightsaber held out to kill him. I mean, Energy Swords one shot Spartans, and I don't think they have anywhere near the same power output as a Lightsaber, considering Energy Swords can't seem to really damage even lightly armoured vehicles.

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jenn idk man, Chief has some insane luck.

    • @seemslegit6203
      @seemslegit6203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Jenn-lq9yu last time someone tried to lift chief with the force it didnt work out so well for them

    • @christopherschmeltz3333
      @christopherschmeltz3333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Jenn-lq9yu We're talking about an invincible video game hero versus a movie villain who redeemed himself in death... Chief simply waits floating in mid-air for Vader to get close enough, then kicks the light saber so it destroys Vader's life support system! I'm not sure a canonical force choke would even work unless Stormtroopers could knock Chief unconscious and somehow take off his Mjolnir power armor first... it seems to mostly be used against officers and security that are at best wearing a hard hat and Spartans are surgically enhanced!
      Don't forget that Chief usually also has Cortana's assistance and picks up a lot of alien goodies along the way, possibly even finding Obi-Wan's light saber!!! I just don't see how Vader can cause enough damage for a decisive victory. Darth Sidious' lightning seems like child's play to dodge with Spartan-2 reflexes, so without someone as over powered as Darth Plagueis... but if the expanded universes get involved, John-117 becomes even more powerful as the Forerunner heir!
      Additionally, the new Disney movies have absolutely nerfed light sabers! If they weren't weaker than Sangheili energy swords before, they certainly are now.

  • @the_bohemian4536
    @the_bohemian4536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Send in caboose he knows what to do
    Wait never mind he’s just gonna make friends with the Death Star l

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      BXOTROT ___ but then caboose would make the death star promise to not destroy the earth and its people.

    • @the_bohemian4536
      @the_bohemian4536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Barry Bend shit you right

    • @TheEventHorizon909
      @TheEventHorizon909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      BXOTROT ___ Epsilon could hack it...
      Or just possess it and fire it on itself. (Scratch that he can’t hit shit so he could probs just hack the shit out of it).

    • @Incred_Canemian
      @Incred_Canemian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes Death Star, do the plant detroit thing laser...whatever that means.
      [Meanwhile, planet side]
      Oh you team killing fuckta...

    • @the_bohemian4536
      @the_bohemian4536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TheEventHorizon church was never able to hit anything I doubt he can shoot himself

  • @blacktoast_2158
    @blacktoast_2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Death Star: we have a moon sized super laser! UNSC: gun go boom

  • @codys6409
    @codys6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now I want a cross over game where chief has to destroy the death star.

  • @colonelstriker2519
    @colonelstriker2519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Seeing one of the comments with the intent of Cortana interfacing with a terminal of a Death Star, I think a stealth approach of Spartans can actually be plausible

    • @literallyagalilacegenii7.690
      @literallyagalilacegenii7.690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The new OP:Red Flag

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea, Isabelle takes control of the main glassing beam of a Covenant/Banished flagship very easily

    • @debbiebernhardt5406
      @debbiebernhardt5406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darth vader might sense it, but panic once he sees the vision of them trying to interface with the station.

    • @construtordemundos3420
      @construtordemundos3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@debbiebernhardt5406 he would try to escape in the case of cortana taking over the Station. Just imagine cortana controlling the death star.

    • @debbiebernhardt5406
      @debbiebernhardt5406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@construtordemundos3420 unlikely, he doesn't flee when evil. But try to stop them.

  • @danielawesome36
    @danielawesome36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    A guy in the comments(DerpyHood):
    "Shipmaster!! They outnumberer us three-to-one!"
    Lord Hood: "I'll try moving to the left, that's a good trick."

  • @patriciazalzano2402
    @patriciazalzano2402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Emperor their puny ships will not last a minute
    Unsc: *moves
    Emperor:witchcraft

    • @jakethewolfproductions8733
      @jakethewolfproductions8733 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I read this. The only version of the emperor I heard is a read it was the robot chicken one

  • @thelimesheep4324
    @thelimesheep4324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:37 the fleet also had master chief...
    I don’t fancy their chances

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    All the UNSC needs to do to score a win is get a nova bomb on the hull of the Death Star
    Or just drop chief into one of the hanger bays and just tell him: Shred

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that will do
      maube they could drop in a reactor from a ship or a warhead

    • @prometheusxero3994
      @prometheusxero3994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ufff the Nova bomb

    • @-Extra_Lives
      @-Extra_Lives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah but the turbolasers will blast anything that gets close to the Hull into oblivion

    • @the_original_shadowprimeP777
      @the_original_shadowprimeP777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn brutal much

    • @-Extra_Lives
      @-Extra_Lives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well it is the truth. The Unsc don't have maneuverable enough ships to effectively Dodge the cannons without getting at least clipped. Its not entirely outside possibility but most ships that would get close would be destroyed.

  • @isaacj2914
    @isaacj2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Me: Chief could wipe out 25,000 storm troopers
    Vader: were it so easy.

    • @exorias625
      @exorias625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vader is another story... Its will come down to basic trickery if cheif beats him... For example using a plasma grenade when he can't see it destroying the suit and killing vader.... Thats if he doesn't find a way to wreck the mjolnir with the force first

    • @sundae5284
      @sundae5284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isaac J yeah but no cuz chief is too heavy to lift with the force and is WAY faster than Vader so.....

    • @DrPhil-hz4up
      @DrPhil-hz4up 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      apóvlitos Well Lightsabers can’t do shit against conventional weapons.

    • @exorias625
      @exorias625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well mjolnir actually has a energy shield right... So ofc energy weapons are useless

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But guns in the star wars universe go faster than lasers so master chief would just shoot him with a rifle.

  • @Sovietcow
    @Sovietcow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's so relaxing coming home into bed and seeing the doge with the imperial cap pop up on the screen

  • @xturgeon1589
    @xturgeon1589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    6 and Jorge could wipe out the entire Death Star in a par time of about 20 minutes

    • @Cameron088
      @Cameron088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jorge especially

  • @theradams97
    @theradams97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Another fine victory for ballistic weapons over energy weapons

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Ballistic Weapons > Energy weapons
      All day every day

    • @brianhelmold1332
      @brianhelmold1332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Exactly. There is no faster way to transfer destructive energy than a physical impact.

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And it's also not really a good time to have a bunch of metal *stuck inside you*

    • @spartanblast9189
      @spartanblast9189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah. I’ve always been a fan of rail guns and stuff.

    • @bobbobson5595
      @bobbobson5595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      roadhouse699
      Laser stars are superior in survivability and damage output

  • @commanderknight9314
    @commanderknight9314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Borg vs. yuuzahn vong. I will never stop.

    • @the_bohemian4536
      @the_bohemian4536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Commander Knight robo bois vs fleshy bois

    • @punishedvenomsnake716
      @punishedvenomsnake716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Vong easily. They were a galactic threat while the Borg are confined to some systems in the Delta Quadrant.

    • @commanderknight9314
      @commanderknight9314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Prodigal Knight, and they were poking into the beta quadrant a bit.

    • @sicariusvast9555
      @sicariusvast9555 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Galactic empire vs blackstone fortress

    • @robinweggeman6541
      @robinweggeman6541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Commander Knight Not even a real battle, the borg would't stand a chance since the Yuuzang Vong use organic tech, the borg can't assimilate that.

  • @Spartan_014
    @Spartan_014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    John went into High Charity on multiple occasions and survived. We're talking millions if not billions of enemies. Stormtroopers would never stand a chance.

    • @Spartan_014
      @Spartan_014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Force does not surround nor effect Halo related things, so he would be massacred.

    • @Spartan_014
      @Spartan_014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Travis L Because I read stuff is how. It's not dumb, it's logic.

  • @BiakSkull
    @BiakSkull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    * reads title *
    * laughs in infinity *

  • @doesitmatter1667
    @doesitmatter1667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Love how everyone in the comments is commenting strategies and how they can land a pelican and sabotage the DS1 with a bomb, as if the UNSC can’t just sit out of the DS1’s range and shit on it with MACs endlessly

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Does It Matter while that may indeed be the most effective strategy...
      It's by no means the most fun.

    • @patrickspeegle9558
      @patrickspeegle9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s not even effective. The Death Star’s shield protects it against debris billions of times heavier than a MAC round and moving slightly faster. A single spherical chunk of debris 60 km in radius and traveling at 15,000 km/s (the speed we see in the movie) has a KE of 2.6 trillion super-MAC rounds. It would take 55 years of continuous fire for the entire earth defense grid to fire that many rounds

    • @yustformusic
      @yustformusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@patrickspeegle9558 Source for the shield strength because i can't find in the DeathStarTechnicalCompanion?
      The first death star mainly relied on turbo lasers for destroying debree. According to Catalyst: A Rogue One Novel, the Death Star was simply too large to have a single effective shield based inside the station. It had to make do with shielding for individual critical components and use armour, a considerable magnetic field and overlapping Turbolasers to protect the rest of the Station from orbital impacts.
      It also couldn't sustain the shielding in all the area's it even had shielding and fire all of its weapons batteries at the same time. offence and armor was the main defence.
      The macs would end up doing significant damage

    • @patrickspeegle9558
      @patrickspeegle9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yustformusic The source was my own. I walked through the calculations step-by-step, isn’t that source enough?
      They said in catalyst that they were working on the problem. As far as I know, we don’t know whether or not they succeeded, so they may have been able to resolve it and fully shield the station. This is the full quote that someone on the sci-fi stack exchange provided to explain why the Death Star’s shields didn’t protect against fighters (scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/150283/why-didnt-the-original-death-stars-shields-protect-against-small-fighters/150284#150284);
      “Our team is working on protecting something larger-with wider, impregnable coverage.”
“Larger than a Venator-class Star Destroyer? Is this to parry some new weapons platform Dooku has in the works?”
“So it would seem.” Considering it, Galen prized a marker from his pocket and started to sketch his thoughts onto a napkin. “In the short run you could consider shunting a shield’s absorbed energy into a heat sink, then employ neutrino radiators to return energy to the generators and projectors themselves. It’s similar to what we’ve been doing with lasing mediums and crystals. Of course, you need to be careful about overpumping.” He continued to sketch. “Maybe multiple shield generators distributed evenly across an entire hull to enhance coverage…”
      As you can see, the quote never outright says that they failed in their efforts to project a larger shield. It said that they’re working on it. And he said multiple generators distributed evenly across the entire hull, not multiple generators protecting critical components. To me that suggests that he’s planning on doing something similar to my idea, which was using many, many smaller generators to make it trivially easy. And it’s not a problem of power requirement: the Death Star can destroy a planet, which means it should be able to project a multi-petaton level shield with no noticeable power drop to the laser (even 4 petatons is 0.000076% of the MINIMUM amount of energy required to destroy an earth-like planet)
      One of these days I’ll read catalyst and see what’s what. Until such a time that someone can fully convince me that the Death Star had minimal shielding, I choose to believe otherwise from a lack of evidence.
      Edit: why is it that everyone uses those exact words every time? “According to Catalyst: A Rogue One Novel, the Death Star was simply too large to have a single effective shield based inside the station. It had to make do with shielding for individual critical components and use armour, a considerable magnetic field and overlapping Turbolasers to protect the rest of the Station from orbital impacts.”

    • @patrickspeegle9558
      @patrickspeegle9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yustformusic Ohhhh this is a different comment thread. I thought you were replying to a different comment of mine. In that case I’ll gladly copy and paste the calculations here
      “...As for how much of the debris actually hits DS1, we'll use a little more math. DS1 couldn't have been 2 million km from Alderaan when it was destroyed, because then the beam would be traveling faster than the speed of light, which is impossible. But we can calculate for both 200,000 km and 2 million km, if you like. Or any intermediate value we can both agree on
      I seriously doubt that the Death Star's armor is that strong. I feel like there had to have been kinetic shielding. I feel like that is inescapable. There is a possible explanation, though: the Death Star's shield may selectively block high-speed objects from passing through, but allow low-speed objects such as fighters, shuttles, and missiles. Another explanation is that the Death Star simply didn't raise its shields when the Rebel fighters were approaching. They may not have felt very threatened. I mean, I know that if I were in a moon-sized battle station, I wouldn't worry at all if I see a bunch of fightercraft approaching. By the time the imperials realized that there is a danger to the station, the rebel craft were already under the shield and nothing could be done but launch their own fighters. I suspect that the second theory is more likely, but there's no way to prove it. Naturally, since MAC rounds are high-speed objects, they'll be blocked by the shield in the first theory; but boarding craft and low-speed missiles like Archer missiles would be able to bypass the shield. If the first theory is the true case, it becomes extremely possible for the UNSC to destroy the Death Star, by detonating something such as a NOVA bomb inside the shield. Otherwise, the Death Star is invincible.
      So, to figure out how much mass would have hit the Death Star, first we have to make a couple critical assumptions (because I'd rather avoid painstaking analysis of the film. The first assumption is that the mass of Alderaan shot out in every direction equally. Essentially, I mean that there are no "blind spots" where someone could place their ship and have the debris sail harmlessly by. Similarly, there are no spots that are "safer." Every point a certain radius from the explosion is just as dangerous as every other point that same distance away. This simplifies the math greatly. The second assumption is that the average densities of Earth and Alderaan are the same.
      To start, we can express the amount of mass that will hit the Death Star as a percentage of of Alderaan's overall mass. To find this percentage, we need to know how far away from Alderaan the DS was and the profile area of the DS facing the epicenter of the explosion. Both of these are quite simple.
      Wookieepedia.com/wiki/Alderaan gives the diameter of Alderaan as 12,500 km, or a radius of 6,250 km (slightly smaller than Earth's).
      Volume of Alderaan = 4/3 * pi * (6,250,000m)^3
      Volume of Alderaan = 10^21 m^3
      Mass of Alderaan = Average density of Earth * Volume of Alderaan
      Mass of Alderaan = 5,515kg/m^3 * 10^21 m^3
      Mass of Alderaan = 5.6x10^24 kg
      So we find that Alderaan's mass is slightly smaller than Earth's (5.97x10^24 kg), which is to be expected because Alderaan's radius is slightly smaller. Now we also need to know the profile area of the Death Star. And since the DS is (approximately) a sphere, its profile area will always be a circle. Wookieepedia.com/wiki/DS-1_Orbital_Battle_Station cites the Death Star's diameter as 160 km, or a radius of 80,000 meters.
      Profile area = pi * radius^2
      Profile area = pi * (80,000m)^2
      Profile area = 2x10^10 m^2
      The final thing we need to figure the percentage is the surface area of a sphere with a radius equal to the distance between the DS and Alderaan, or 200,000km plus the radius of the planet, 6,250 km.
      Surface area of sphere = 4 * pi * r^2
      Surface area of sphere = 4 * pi * (206,250,000m)^2
      Surface area of sphere = 5.35x10^17 m^2
      The final thing we need to do is to multiply the mass of Alderaan by the profile area of the Death Star and to divide by the surface area of the giant sphere.
      Percentage = Profile area of DS / Surface area of the big sphere * 100
      Percentage = 2x10^10 m^2 / 5.35x10^17 m^2 * 100
      Percentage = 0.00000004 * 100
      So, 0.000004% of Alderaan's mass would strike the Death Star.
      Mass of projectile = 0.00000004 * 5.6x10^24 kg
      Mass of projectile = 2.1x10^17 kg, or 70 billion times more massive than a SMAC round
      KE of mass = 0.5mv^2
      KE of mass = 0.5 * (2.1x10^17 kg) * (15,000,000m)^2
      KE of mass = 2.4x10^31 J, or 5.7 trillion gigatons.
      That's the result: 5.7 trillion gigatons. Interestingly, this is significantly smaller than my previous calculation for a single rock. (In that calculation I got 134 trillion gigatons). It seems that on a small scale, the math is rather inaccurate, and when you take the math to the large scale, it becomes far more accurate and consequently the number shrinks. A lot.
      The final result, which is as close to reality as I can get without painstaking analysis, is that the Death Star's shields absorbed the equivalent of over 100 billion SMAC rounds fired at full power.”

  • @bobbyflynn6352
    @bobbyflynn6352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Only 25,000 stormtroopers? That's a skeleton crew for a station as big as the death star.

    • @Jordonzo
      @Jordonzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      to be fair like half the station or more is essentially just a massive fusion generator but yeah seeing as us navy carrier has a crew of 4000, the death star should, in theory, have a crew in the hundreds of thousands or millions. But i guess it's not meant to be a living base, just a really fucking big weapon.

    • @bobbyflynn6352
      @bobbyflynn6352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Jordonzo millions? Look at earth. Yes its a planet and I know the death star is much smaller but there are more than 7 billion people living on just earth's surface. The death star is a space station with an interior all the way through. There should be AT LEAST billions of crew if not trillions inhabiting its many levels, each with the capacity of the size of a small moon. Especially since we see so many people in the tiny fraction of a fraction of what we see of the interior during episode 4.

    • @Jordonzo
      @Jordonzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@bobbyflynn6352 true, but again, most of the the death star is mostly empty space, the interior is mostly taken up by the fusion generator as we see in return of the jedi, and even outside of that, much of the station is ventilation shafts, storage, fuel depots, and cooling devices, after all it is a massive laser weapon and thus heat generated would be extreme. Plus a large portion of its operations are probably handled by droids.

    • @bobbyflynn6352
      @bobbyflynn6352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jordonzo those droids would require maintenance. Plus even if only the outer kilometer was living/work space that would still be millions of people. Considering that a single star destroyer had a crew of nearly 50,000 a moon sized space station would reasonably require many more. Even if 90% of it is machinery, that still leaves hundreds of cubic kilometers for crew.

    • @bobbyflynn6352
      @bobbyflynn6352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Jordonzo FYI the death star has a volume of over 14 million cubic kilometers so let's say hypothetically that 99% of it is armor, machinery, or otherwise uninhabitable. That leaves 141,367 cubic kilometers for the crew.

  • @kennethnorman4484
    @kennethnorman4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Something I think you may have left out is also the difference in AI. Well the Star wars universe does have droids the shipboard AI'S or in this case the death Star AI never really seem to be that competent. Several Cortana class AIS would be able to infiltrate together whatever intel was needed or just blow the thing up internally.

    • @shipmaster9501
      @shipmaster9501 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think they would, the technology doesn't seem to be capable. Star Wars technology and computers is more physical. If they were plugged in yes unless wise no way to enter.

  • @mmancuso1231
    @mmancuso1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this style of crossover cannon stuff man!! Good stuff

  • @k1tsun386
    @k1tsun386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Empire: we have the death star
    Unsc: we have master chief

    • @onwardsnomercy7538
      @onwardsnomercy7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can explain my profile pic *the avengers conference call in* we have a hulk

    • @therevanchist1123
      @therevanchist1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Empire: we have a Emperor, Vader, Thrawn and so on

    • @ahaloplayer3950
      @ahaloplayer3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The flood:its free real estate while high charity hits the death star

    • @Noble40K
      @Noble40K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@therevanchist1123 Irrelevant. We have Nova Bombs, nuff said.

    • @preddes6522
      @preddes6522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@therevanchist1123 ....we have master chief....

  • @ReconissanceMa
    @ReconissanceMa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Is everyone forgetting what they did in Reach with their improvised slip space bomb? If a small X-Wing could get close all the UNSC need is one suicidal recruit to teleport the Death Star into oblivion.

    • @Genesongx
      @Genesongx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      so the do appear in the elder scrolls?

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      or use a reactor like they used for instalation 02
      and the other halo ring
      and basicly everything else

    • @vineveer4358
      @vineveer4358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, it's harmlessly teleporting only a portion of the Death Star. It's entirely safe technology, honest.

    • @hermeister3870
      @hermeister3870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@vineveer4358 the slipspace rift in reach was between 5 -15 km wide(would have to chack again) thats a massive weak point

    • @vineveer4358
      @vineveer4358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was. . . I was making a bad joke about the safety concerns of slip-space technology. Literally just moving a capital ship sized chunk of the death-star somewhere else would no doubt be a smart move.
      If the video was dealing with Halo 4+ lore instead of the state of humanity in Halo 2, then it'd just be all about sending a spartan team in to infiltrate their way into the main reactor of the death-star before activating the 'warp bomb'. It'd be a lot more efficient than just deleting a portion of the outer hull.

  • @TheHero136
    @TheHero136 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I easily see a team of Spartans led by Master Chief being successful in boarding the Death Star.
    They would be able to target a wide variety of structures and unless the Empire manages to miraculously stop them, they could do some very successful sabotage.

  • @alien5589
    @alien5589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Asking the questions I want to hear followed by a home resonance intro? Well played

  • @TheT7770ify
    @TheT7770ify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    One other point the UNSC has is that they have Shiva nukes. Between mac blasts drilling holes in the armor and then dropping nukes inside it more then doubles their damage output.
    And also the tie's wouldn't be to difficult to deal with, given that they are unshielded and the UNSC has missile spam out the wazzu with the addition of point defense the ties would be running blind into hell fire. Or in combination with my other point fire a nuke into a large grouping of them and vaporize them.

    • @sicariusvast9555
      @sicariusvast9555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Would be a great sight

    • @naterod9941
      @naterod9941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea

    • @Scortch-lo3xy
      @Scortch-lo3xy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      certainly would've been pretty.

    • @N1ghthawkL06
      @N1ghthawkL06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think turbolasers and starfighters would be able to disable the nukes before they hit tho

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It could easily turn into a war of attrition. The empire would remain on the defensive with the death star while the UNSC home fleet would be pounding it. Until the first runs out of starfighters and defensive modules on a region or the other runs out of both ammo and small vessels.

  • @HoneyBadger363
    @HoneyBadger363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Galactic Empire: We have a weapon that can destroy planets.
    UNSC: Really? That's cute, one of our Spartan II's just destroyed a weapon that can murder a large swath of the galaxy (25,000 light year radius instantly).

    • @nickkozak4763
      @nickkozak4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no, kill all biological life on a planet instantly PAY ATTENTION

    • @D3sertGh0st
      @D3sertGh0st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nickkozak4763 the ring could reach multiple planets and systems

    • @rsombrero97
      @rsombrero97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Kozak uhhh a single halo ring and wipe an entire life within mere seconds with a radius of 25,000 light years.. not just the rings itself

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rsombrero97 yup

    • @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts
      @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Release the flood spore

  • @Freezezonian
    @Freezezonian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The Deathstar might survive a few more hits than you'd expect due to the angle of the mac shots hitting it and armor angling, but then again considering how greebled the surface of the Deathstar actually is those shots could deflect right back into another part of the Deathstar.

  • @marcusapuan6412
    @marcusapuan6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cheif: in Death Star planning to blow it up
    Cheif: Hears heavy breathing, turns around and sees red saber ignite in a dark room
    Vader: You underestimate the power of the dark side

    • @_solaris_4057
      @_solaris_4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chief: gets force choked.

    • @marcusapuan6412
      @marcusapuan6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FBI he can use the force to block the bullets

    • @chrishayes6359
      @chrishayes6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chef gos buzz cing I got one to. Then throws sticky.

    • @nesyboi9421
      @nesyboi9421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcusapuan6412 All I'm going to say is that it would be highly unlikely he would block every round if Chief was spraying him with an AR, or for that matter if he just used a shotgun. Vader would probably instead just force choke him.

    • @chjeremy6538
      @chjeremy6538 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zarthemad8386 Cortana: hack Vader's suit

  • @117inchpizza
    @117inchpizza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    "80 or 90 mac shots for the laser dish?" it takes like 3 for a covenant ship.

    • @mogetfog
      @mogetfog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      the biggest issue the unsc had with covenant ships was that their macs could not fire fast enough. mac cannons take a lot of energy to fire, the orbital platforms had entire power plants planet side to keep a single platform firing continuously, and the ship based macs would take minutes to recharge. a single mac shot hitting a covenant ship would break the shields but by the time the cannon had recharged the covenant ships shields had recharged as well. to counter this the unsc started using ship AIs to coordinate fire between multiple ships to all focus on single targets. using the AIs they would pump out a continuous volume of fire all targeted at whichever covenant ship posed the biggest threat.
      they would also combine mac fire with tactical nukes, firing the nukes minutes before hand, waiting to fire the macs while the nuke traveled to its target. then firing their macs seconds before it detonated to break shields. in orbital battles they would even fire their nukes in the opposite direction. the nuke would orbit around the other side of the planet and come from behind the covenant fleet.
      against the death star the unsc shipboard AIs would be able to punch a hole clear through in a matter of minutes.

    • @xxstandstillxx
      @xxstandstillxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I agree with all of this while he understood that Macs range would not be an issue. If you launch a multi ton bullet at speeds approching the speed of light doesn't matter you have 30km thick armor. Small mentors hit earth at only super to hyper sonic speeds with devestating effect.

    • @jakesmith9988
      @jakesmith9988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A single Mac is 600 tons and flies at 600 kilometers per second.... The force behind them is roughly 25 megatons! Half that of the tsar bomba

    • @patrickspeegle9558
      @patrickspeegle9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mogetfog a piece of planetary debris is the kinetic energy equivalent of billions of super-MAC rounds. The Death Star could just sit there forever and laugh as the UNSC fleet fires away impotently
      xXstandstillXx MAC rounds don’t come close to approaching the speed of light. They’re at 4%, 1/25th of the speed of light. Besides, the Death Star’s shield can withstand so many MAC rounds that it’s, for all intents and purposes, impregnable
      jake smith No, it’s 63 kilotons because velocity is 30 km/s, not 600. I get my information straight from the Halopedia website, so...

    • @jakesmith9988
      @jakesmith9988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@patrickspeegle9558 I would like to see your math please. Also I got my information from the Halo wiki (and just double checked with halo: the fall of reach). I admit I was wrong about that. However I still want to see your math in relation to what you said about the debries? And how strong the death star is.

  • @QazwerDave
    @QazwerDave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    How easy is it to turn the Death Star around ?
    ATTACK IT FROM BEHIND !!

    • @brighamrichins3
      @brighamrichins3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the issue that isn't addressed is the deatstar doesn't move very fast, but it doesn't need to if ships are trying to circle around it from a distance. (Think of a gate. The hinges don't move at the same speed the end of the gate moves)
      Also I think they don't need a strait line, as depicted anyways, for the deatstar to target a ship with its lasers. (RotJ ds blowing up their capital ships for example) and in a strait up fight it comes down to Unsc fraying the laser out of commission before their fleet is annihilated.
      That being said looking at numbers, that's not really a lot of men defending the Ds. Vader won't necessarily be on it, making a full fledged invasion the best option, while the capital ships distracts the fighters/Ds from invasion force.
      Also....how far is the tractor beam on the ds. Could it not, theoretically drag ships into its kill zones?

    • @rakaydosdraj8405
      @rakaydosdraj8405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Check the Return of the Jedi deleted scenes. the death star 2 (the bigger one) can do a full 180 in about the same time it took fighters to enter the core and get out. (Moff Jerjerod hesitates for a moment before following the emperor's order to destroy endor- with the empire's legions on planet- which was the difference between getting the shot off on the planet or not. This arc also made it into the Return of the Jedi novelization.

    • @Space_Parrot
      @Space_Parrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the side the focusing has less turbolasers. The "rear" of the deathstar has a higher turbolaser count and stronger armor because it doesnt have a giant piece of laser equipment covering its face

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Dish would actually be an optimal point of attack. Not only is the armor weakest there, but its where the majority of the DS's energy is managed. Leading straight to the core.

    • @IsaTehGothicMando
      @IsaTehGothicMando 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Superlaser isnt the only weapons on the Death Star, it has more firepower loaded onto it than 100 Imperial Starfleets worth of destroyers with the range of the biggest of their warships. You're not winning a straight on fight with the Death Star, any ship bigger than a freighter that tries will get shredded by the defensive screen, the only reason the X-wings were able to get in under them is because the Empire doesnt consider them a large threat, and even then they had buttfucktons of TIE fighters to just puke at them ,and only by a miracle and a lucky shot did they succeed.

  • @tcsmagicbox
    @tcsmagicbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Also, even though the turbo lasers have an effective range because it's energy should disperse with range, given that UNSC ships are unshielded, how much damage they would do outside effective range would be interesting to explore.

  • @TarneRavenholdt
    @TarneRavenholdt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You conveniently left out the fact that that Death Star doesn't travel without an escort fleet. Kind of changes things drastically.

    • @ttv_mrjack6749
      @ttv_mrjack6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not really, the fleets range is still far to inferior to fight off from range.
      Even the FAR more advanced vessels in the future trilogy suffered from this drawback on a fleet that was out of gas and fleeing.
      One super consistent thing in star wars, is range. They dogfight and broadside, Halo and even modern warfare is all about range, whether it be from over 24km Cannon fire or up to 200km missiles. The Mac Cannon, basically infinite range so long as they're within a targeting range. The Autumn in Halo CE could detect ships on the other side of a planet.
      They could effortlessly keep their distance. However, if a Star Destroyer did get within broadside or turret range. It'd melt the UNSC ships in minutes.

    • @josesanchezrodriguez1783
      @josesanchezrodriguez1783 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ttv_mrjack6749 In theory they could do a tactical microjump to get right next to the UNSC ships but they would either need an interdictor or a very skilled crew for that.

    • @josesanchezrodriguez1783
      @josesanchezrodriguez1783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ttv_mrjack6749 not to mention that ISDs have decent particle shielding so they could take quite a beating from MACs and even then their hulls are good against kinetic projectiles.

    • @azureplays9361
      @azureplays9361 ปีที่แล้ว

      DS1 didn't have a escort fleet

    • @frenlyfren
      @frenlyfren ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@azureplays9361 Watch Rogue One and tell me there weren't Star Destroyers all around.

  • @regularstan6212
    @regularstan6212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    25,000 storm troopers? Master cheif littertly faced double that in halo1

    • @fbi805
      @fbi805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      don't forget that storm troopers can't the side of a barn that is 2 ft in front of them

    • @nathanielsteward2221
      @nathanielsteward2221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stanislav Zaverukha Vader tho

    • @nathanielsteward2221
      @nathanielsteward2221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also why would either side attempt boarding actions

    • @codenamehalo9847
      @codenamehalo9847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Golemdoom Ha well if you think about it...... if you send over some Spartans to board the enemy Death Star it would be something huge since then you have enemy technology, information, top secret shit, their huge ass laser weapons and the shields....... and if you scrap the whole thing the UNSC navy will go from thousands of ships to millions

    • @codenamehalo9847
      @codenamehalo9847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also just putting this out naming something *Death* "Star" is pretty cringe. so I hope all you Star Wars fan boys enjoy that

  • @47Trumpet
    @47Trumpet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    While 25k stormtroopers sounds like a LOT, you have to realize how big the death star is. If you only stationed them on the surface, that would be less than one stormtrooper per square kilometer. That would make ingress of a boarding operation trivially easy. If you consider volume, that would be one stormtrooper having to guard more than 25 cubic kilometers. This makes it obvious that only the most vital parts would be guarded by stormtroopers. And so a boarding operation could quite easily gain local force superiority and inflict major damage.

    • @TheSegui
      @TheSegui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Masterchief did take on covenant and flood alone on high charity which I would call a fair comparison. So you are right its a walk in the park.

    • @spacegordonramsay2486
      @spacegordonramsay2486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Master chief wondering the halls for hours until he just happens Aron some dude in white armor that can’t aim for crap, gives him one stern look and the storm trooper just says “yeah the bridge is that way” then master chief just pats the storm trooper on the head and walks off leaving the stormtrooper to contemplate his life choices.

    • @plus4411
      @plus4411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also, Storm Troopers aims are horrible

    • @kingsteve8083
      @kingsteve8083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also, and this is the main point: stormtroopers can't hit crap!
      Realistically, the Spartans couldn't take the Death Star. No. Even if every Spartan successfully boarded it, they're only in company-strength. What they COULD do, however, would be to eliminate defences in a specific area and then clear a path in, say, a port, for ODSTs and marines to board. However, I doubt that any UNSC fleet would be able to carry enough troops to really capture the Death Star. It'd take probably 20,000+ troops to do so and I don't see the advantage of capturing it. It'd cost thousands of lives and scores of ships, and would be far easier to destroy it with the fleet.
      If the Spartans had to board it'd be to get nukes inside the station and detonate them from inside. That would work; they wouldn't have to get far inside to do it; the nuclear detonations of even a handful of nukes would tear massive holes in the Death Star and cause catastrophic damage.

    • @samdupre1731
      @samdupre1731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There may be 25,000 troopers, but there would also be workers, officers, medics, pilots, etc.

  • @logout_101
    @logout_101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Reason why Master Chief and the Spartan squad shouldn't go aboard the DEATH start because for 1 thing:
    1)DARK VADER

  • @SpectreStuvart
    @SpectreStuvart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Emperor laughs while Darth Vader chokes Master Chief and Luke watches him spazes out on the floor.

    • @bertrandlyn7430
      @bertrandlyn7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spectre Stuvart Then, chief has a Nova bomb, he accidentally activated it as a ball of energy consumes the whole entire Death Star, killing everyone on it, the nearby ships watch the glorious explosion, as chief survived by Cortana forming a Hardlight shield around them.
      However, Dawn has came as a large collosal ship wiped out All aliens in the Star Wars universe and Halo universe, Retribution had came.
      Nothing could stop these tall warriors with powerful guns, all falling before them.
      Chief fell down, All the humans being recruited.
      Peace was made by the war hammer 40k universe.

    • @mythicknz8203
      @mythicknz8203 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bertrandlyn7430 good god chief would be nigh unstoppable if his suit was combined with the space marine outfit, the salamanders would have another fine warrior to their collection so long as they give chief some of that eternal life space wizadry

  • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
    @alduintheanti-dragonborn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When you're saved because your technology isn't good enough.

    • @shanagbaimuru3926
      @shanagbaimuru3926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arguably only having weapons with such limited range could be defined as "not having tech good enough".

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      viela guay I was talking about the UNSC's FTL drives.

    • @shanagbaimuru3926
      @shanagbaimuru3926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, even then though I don't think the UNSC would want to warp in so close to such a battle station anyways as that's extremely close quarters from the combat they're used to and would probably warp in as they usually do somewhere near the edge of the system

    • @Cameron088
      @Cameron088 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you loose because you spent all those resources building a supeer qeapon that has a slow firerate, can only aim in front of it, and has shitty fighters and ships to defend it

    • @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597
      @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shanagbaimuru3926 For some reason SW tech is like Stellaris' Fallen Empire Tech:Seemingly advanced but once you grasp the basics it is easy.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    They're screwed once master chief drops down

    • @sicariusvast9555
      @sicariusvast9555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Justin Y. Are you a ghost ? How do you show up all ovet the place

    • @redcrewmate927
      @redcrewmate927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I agreed once all of Master Chief boys die he'll be the only one left fighting his way and the storm well he like "WHAT THE HELL HES JUST ONE GUY BLAST HIM NOW". "AUGH, WE NEED BACK UP NOW". "HES NOTING ELSE HES A MONSTER WE'RE SCREWED MAN". "FALLED BACK, FALL BACK NOW".

    • @jayjansen9086
      @jayjansen9086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Master of omnipotence

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sicarius Vast
      Legends tell of the Justin Y. made a deal with the Devil to hunt down every last TH-cam video to comment on...That was until the day he did the one thing no man ever did...He also commented on Reddit saying he loved the content angering the Devil he rode of to comment on every single other commenting Website though every once and awhile returning to were he began so he could piss of the TH-cam Commenter's(the Devil in disguise) for all of eternity!
      *He IS the TH-cam Rider!*
      Simply put he's a Soulless Creature who won't rest until every possible video in existence is commented on!

    • @skullknight4659
      @skullknight4659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wait your even ere dude it's like a game of spot Justin. Y here on youtube

  • @GameUnCrafter
    @GameUnCrafter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the first video I've seen of yours and I really liked it. I think you have a great premise here. If we were to include the imperial fleet though, I think the empire would win just out of sheer number. I do think those MAC cannons could one shot star destroyers, as they can destroy ultra high alien tech ships, but the imperial fleet in addition to the death star would be quite a sizable enemy.

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you read the books, then especially at first the MAC cannons take like 2-3 shots to completely disable the equivalent sized covenant ships, but absolutely, if the imperial fleet mobilize Even a few dozen star destroyers then the UNSC fleet dies.

  • @DarkEva096
    @DarkEva096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Currently:Chief and arbiter inside the death star fighting to the control room to ram it into a planet.

  • @kassaran2092
    @kassaran2092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Unfortunately, we know how the Imperial Navy likes to underestimate their enemies, so I think we're looking at something even more one-sided in favor of the UNSC. The UNSC has something to benefit them in the form of nearly 80 MAC blasts per minute for several minutes until the DS whittles them down or until they crack the hull of the DS, the latter option I think would be more likely.
    All-in-all, I estimate that the engagement ranges of the targets and the various strategies of available forces would lead to the same one-sided victory. I see no way for the Death Star alone to win in a fight with the UNSC.
    Timeline:
    00:00:00
    -UNSC forces slipspace jump into abandoned system for this fight.
    -Imperial Death Star drops out of hyperspace into abandoned system for the fight.
    00:00:10
    -UNSC forces complete their slipspace jump, both sides have roughly thirty minutes before they detect the arrival of the other.
    -Imperial Death Star begins passively surveying system for hostile forces.
    00:05:00
    -UNSC forces have taken roll call and determined of 80 available ships, 70 have arrived in relatively combat effective positions with 2 complete losses from collisions on exit from slipspace or total missing in action. The remaining 8 are entirely out of position within the system and will be combat ineffective for the battle.
    -Imperial Death Star continues to scan for hostile forces. One contact detected coming out of Slipspace within near range, the order is given to withhold fire, but to deploy five squadrons of TIE Fighters and two squadrons of TIE Bombers to engage the enemy vessel.
    00:10:00
    -UNSC AI have formulated a fleet formation and have begun to steer all UNSC vessels into a large stacked formation pushing into the heart of the system. The lone UNSC vessel (we'll say it's a Stalwart) recognizes the hostile target and immediately begins evasive maneuvers while broadcasting footage of the target. It readies itself for the engagement with inbound enemy fighters by opening up with a salvo of Point-Defense Fire while the TIE Fighters are still out of weapons range and scrambles it's 6 Pelicans, beginning to arm them with rocket pods and chain-weapon ammunition.
    -Imperial Strategists begin to take note of shield deficiency in detected enemy capital ship and begin to pick up the signatures of the Slipspace Ruptures from the first arrivals of the UNSC Defense Fleet. TIE Fighters from the DS have traveled one-tenth of the distance needed to engage lone Stalwart Class Frigate.
    00:12:00
    -UNSC AI have detected the enemy battlestation and have begun to analyze it's structure looking for potential weak spots or focal points. Within a minute they have detected the main laser dish of the superweapon and have determined it to be a priority target for the fleet. Target solutions begin to be crunched as the UNSC fleet is restructured to offer a wider and more spaced out formation to avoid potential collateral damage from the main superlaser and any inbound fire from the battlestation. The lone UNSC Frigate moves to retreat towards main fleet leaving four pelicans as a screening force behind the ship. Two Archer Missile pods are emptied to attempt to thin out the incoming TIE Fighters, Pelican gunships pull targeting solutions on incoming fighters to also supplement Archer missile fire. Multiple salvos of PDC are still flying through space towards the TIE fighters, but represent a minimal threat with dispersion at nearly 1 meter per 10 kilometers.
    -Imperial Strategists support a tactic of disabling the fleeing Stalwart frigate to enable TIE Fighters and Bombers to engage while the UNSC Fleet charges in order to display the strength of the Death Star and force a capitulation early. TIE assault wing is roughly 12% of the distance needed to engage the withdrawing Frigate.
    00:15:00
    -UNSC AI have analyzed initial battle footage between the lone Stalwart that dropped in closer to the Death Star and have determined it acts in much of the same capacity as a Covenant Supercarrier. It is determined that it has a mass equal to a small moon or planetoid and firing computers report a target solution enabling the first salvo of MAC rounds to be fired. 72 MAC Rounds fire with 90% on-target at distance. The lone Stalwart has now emptied a second pair of Archer missile pods and continues to fire in lanes to isolate the directions in which the TIE Fighters can approach the vessel from behind as it retreats. Pelican gunships travelling behind the Frigate obtain target lock and fire double salvos of ANVIL-II missiles. Initial wave of Archer Missiles from first Stalwart Salvo are now 25% of the way to engaging the enemy TIE formation.
    -Imperial strategists prepare a target solution on the starboard engine pod of the fleeing Stalwart to incapacitate it and to force it to engage the incoming fighters. Analysis of the incoming missiles and projectiles suggest high technological disparity between the enemy forces and the Imperial Navy solidifying the possibility of an Imperial victory. TIE fighters are now 24% of the distance needed to engage the withdrawing Frigate.
    00:20:00
    -UNSC AI have drawn a second target solution on the enemy battlestation and fire another salvo of round with higher accuracy, enabling 95% of rounds to be fired on target. The fleet continues to approach the enemy battlestation at full-burn while target solution with Archer missile pods are obtained. Twelve Shiva-class nuclear warheads are prepped through the fleet to be fired within the initial missile salvo. Lone Stalwart preps its Shiva nuclear missile and fires it alongside two more Archer Missile pods. Pelican gunships engage with a second salvo of ANVIL-II missiles on enemy fighters. PDC firing lanes shift in order to create confusion in TIE Fighter/Bomber approach patterns. First salvo of Archer Missiles are now 75% of the distance to engaging the enemy TIE formation.
    -Imperial strategists inform the battlestation commander of inbound kinetic projectile fire from main enemy fleet. Shields are ordered to full across the face of the main laser dish while additional security precautions are taken to avoid potential catastrophic overload in the event of shield breach. Additional Ten TIE assault Wings are scrambled as battlestation prepares for engagement with possible enemy starfighters. Multiple torpedoes detected as having been fired from UNSC frigate, TIE's are ordered into defensive formation to lessen impact of potential missiles on the group. They are now 48% of the distance from engaging the hostile Frigate. Death Star superlaser is given target solution and ordered to 2% strength to fire. Main cannon fires and strikes lone Stalwart class frigate. Frigate is heavily damaged and incapacitated by the shot, forcing it to carry out an emergency shutdown of it's reactors to avoid potential overload while purging its Shaw-Fujikawa slipspace drive. Cole Protocol is prepped while the ship's main PDC complement is brought to quarter-strength to preserve fire.
    00:25:00
    -UNSC AI have determined nature of hostile superweapon and enact evasive maneuvers to prevent potential weapons' lock. Superlaser fire is detected and hit on lone Stalwart registered. Last transmissions from ship's AI before long-range comms went down relays effects of superlaser. Information is analyzed within a second and fleet formation and spacing opened to avoid potential harmful effects of superlaser radiation in the event of a potential near-miss. Third , Fourth, and Fifth Salvos of MAC cannon rounds fired with approximate 99% accuracy within a kilometer-wide point-target on the face of the Death Star superlaser dish. Lone Stalwart reroutes power from engines into life support and communications while shunting excess into main and auxiliary fire-control and point-defense systems. Frigate's Point-Def Cannons return to 80% function while Pelican screen empties remaining missiles from ANVIL-II Missile pods and returns to the Frigate for rearming. Point-Defense lanes shift again to forces maneuvers from TIE formation inbound. First Salvo of Archer missiles approach and engage the TIE formation. TIE pilots are elite and well-trained and maneuver to avoid impacts from the warheads however proximity-fuse warheads and superior maneuvering capabilities enable missiles to damage or destroy outright almost 30% of the TIE formation. TIE formation breaks up to reform into more spaced hold. Approximately 8 TIE Fighters and 2 TIE Bombers destroyed or rendered combat ineffective. Fourth Salvo of Archer Missiles are launched and rest are reserved for point-defense options. Second Salvo is approximately 80% of the distance to engaging the enemy TIE Formation. Third Salvo is approximately 50% of the distance to engaging the enemy TIE Formation. First MAC salvos from main fleet are now approximately 2.3% of the distance to striking the enemy.
    -Imperial Strategists note effective guidance systems and proximity detonation warheads of the first salvo of hostile torpedoes. The order to deploy gunboats and larger craft to engage the potentially dangerous light frigate is given. Four squadrons of TIE Fighters alongside an additional squadron of Gunboats are launched to comprise a anti-ship group. Additional groups are scrambled and the first wave of TIE Assault Wings are given the order to begin approach to enemy fleet to engage their main capital ships. Incoming projectiles from the main fleet are detected and analyzed. Potential damage estimates are expected to be minimal and shield strength is lessened to preserve power for the main weapon. Main laser is recharged within three minutes of last shot and targeting computers begin to pull a target solution on enemy fleet.
    (I'll continue this at another time if this seems an interesting enough analysis of the timeline of events the battle would take.)

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude. Moar.

    • @theetiologist9539
      @theetiologist9539 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The UNSC is using projectile weapons and the laser point defense capabilities of Star Wars ships are well known. They’d just melt all the Mac rounds and blow up all the missiles as they came in. Those that hit the Death Star won’t break through the 3 kilometers of armor. The UNSC would run out of ammo, and all of their ships would be hit with the 750 tractor beam arrays that have extremely long range. The UNSC ships would get lasered to death or get pulled in and get lasered to death by the ten thousand turbo lasers and thousands of strike craft. The best weapon the UNSC has are the shiva nukes, actually, but those will also get lasered by point defenses.

    • @kassaran2092
      @kassaran2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theetiologist9539 Ah yes, the laser point defenses that let 30 starfighters close to point blank range in order to hit an incredibly 'small' target with precision... Those point defenses?
      Additionally, I see nothing about armor on the DS-1 from the wookiepedia or any other sources. The most I see the Death Star having is shields, but we've seen the effect shields had on the fighters. A light jostling. If the shields had any effect on weapons, they were only for plasma/laser types, not kinetics and missiles.
      Additionally, it's the incredibly close ranges that the Empire prefers to fight at, that would take them down. Hubris and desiring to show their own 'superiority' would be incredibly lethal. The Humans from the halo-verse have become familiar with fighting at literal light-seconds in distance, not the hundreds or thousands of kilometers which aren't even effective for the 'advanced' weapons used on the DS-1.
      Additionally, those turbolasers, as well as deflector shield towers and tractor beam towers, weren't adequately shielded. The DS-1 wasn't prepared for KKW's because no one in the Star Wars universe has canonically used them for thousands of years... because they were considered 'wasteful' and 'primitive'. But for a society that advanced on the principles of utilizing the maximum levels of accuracy for those weapons... it gets bad. Real bad. Real fast. But not for the guys using 'slug throwers' as they're called in Star Wars.

  • @cyondestiny
    @cyondestiny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Empire: This Space Station is Indestructible
    UNSC: Sends the Master Chief with a Nova Bomb

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Darth Nihilus
      Lord hood:what are you doing
      Master chief: Giving this enemy a bomb
      Disclaimer I took some liberty’s
      Oh and
      “For our fathers and for our sons we swore to uphold the covenant “

    • @AT-3109
      @AT-3109 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are the best sith lord and can defeat mc easily.

    • @ur-didact1991
      @ur-didact1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AT-3109 chiefs plot armor BOOMER

    • @beserker9890
      @beserker9890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AT-3109 Depends on what sith lord. Canon vader could maybe beat chief but chief is lucky and is a killing machine, Legends vader just crushes chief instantly but we are using canon vader here, so Chief beats vader (Due to luck, skill, weapons) and probably loses to palpatine.

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a nova bomb just a nuke

  • @joshlenz2761
    @joshlenz2761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2,500 stormtroopers?
    Master Chief: "Good, so it is a fair fight."

    • @rev_ares8680
      @rev_ares8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      25,000 but still ya fair fight

    • @rev_ares8680
      @rev_ares8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Travis L lmao

  • @commanderdragco3123
    @commanderdragco3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Star Wars fans:“Fighters can destroy a unsc ship”
    People who know that unsc ships have CWIS turrets and other very good AA guns