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    Roboute Guilliman (pronounced Ruh-BOOT-ay GIL-li-man), sometimes referred to as the "Avenging Son," "The Victorious," "The Master of Ultramar" and "The Blade of Unity," is the primarch of the Ultramarines Space Marine Legion and its myriad subsequent Successor Chapters. He is the current lord commander of the Imperium and the ruling Imperial Regent.
    Held by some as a paragon among the Emperor's sons, Roboute Guilliman was as much a patrician statesman and empire-builder as he was an indefatigable warrior.
    A being of preternatural intelligence, cold reason and indomitable will, Guilliman forged his XIIIth Legion into a vast force of conquest and control, a weapon by which he made himself the master of a stellar domain in the Eastern Fringe of the galaxy, the Realm of Ultramar, which during his lifetime spanned five hundred worlds.

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  • @Goannadria
    @Goannadria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3867

    Guilliman after the battle of Macragge: "Okay so, now what the hell is going o... IS THAT A FUCKING CHURCH?!"

    • @DarkJoyRus
      @DarkJoyRus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +828

      "CAN YOU STOP PRAYING FOR ONE MINUTE, CELESTINE?!!"

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

      "WHY IS EVERYONE BOWING?! STOP IT- WE HAVE SHIT TO DO!"

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO THE IMPERIUM?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
      *"KNOW MY PAIN GUILLIMAN"*

    • @blakebridges8989
      @blakebridges8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN DAD IS A GOD!?

    • @spankme5142
      @spankme5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      LORGAR !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @BlackWolf1589
    @BlackWolf1589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2904

    Greyfax : *I order you to stop in the name of inquisition*
    Cawl : 'twerking_yellow_crewmate.gif'

    • @Senor_Penor
      @Senor_Penor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      Fuck i just imagined a cawl version of that and i cant breathe send a tech priest help

    • @hammeroftyr
      @hammeroftyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      get real

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      He probably literally hacked Grayfax's bionic eye to display that gif, solely to show how many fucks he doesn't give.

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@Bluecho4 Greyfax: "Stop in the name o- OH WHAT- AGH!! EMPEROR DAMMIT CAWL!!"
      Cawl: *Robotic asshole laughter while mechadendrite flips her off.*

    • @mannmannmanifred1316
      @mannmannmanifred1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Senor_Penor me too I'm so fucking dead lmao

  • @Dom380
    @Dom380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    Not wanting to kill each other is the height of romance in the 40K universe

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      yeah, ffs, the nicest and most sane race in 40k is a Caste based, Feudal Expansionary Alien Fleet that uses Mind Control to keep their populous in check for "The Greater Good", an eldar and a human having a friendly relation is almost like two characters having sex in this universe.

    • @nomus1172
      @nomus1172 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Though we don’t really know it’s mind control.
      Even the farsight enclaves that have no ethereals still follow the greater good to an extent

    • @painlord2k
      @painlord2k 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you fucked that Dirty Xeno to death?
      No, but her legs will shake for a while.

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@nomus1172The issue isn't the "Greater Good", the issue is the methods the Etherals do stuff

  • @lorddolamite6141
    @lorddolamite6141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2543

    Rawbooty GettingItMan: "You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"

    • @pickled_bacon
      @pickled_bacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Da fuq is dat name?

    • @lorddolamite6141
      @lorddolamite6141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@pickled_bacon Of all the names people give Rowboat Jellyman, this the one that gives you pause? Lol.

    • @pickled_bacon
      @pickled_bacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@lorddolamite6141 nahh, it's the funniest to me, my humor is fucked up

    • @robertstrong6798
      @robertstrong6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Love it

    • @Dumpsterfire145
      @Dumpsterfire145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      jesus christ, this is fucking hilarious

  • @CrusaderinBlack
    @CrusaderinBlack ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Shoutout to that Khorne Berzerker who threw himself at Guilliman while everyone else just stood there dumbfounded.

    • @morganholsomback4851
      @morganholsomback4851 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I can imagine khorne facepalming while saying “Annnnd… he’s dead.” Berserker pops up In the warp. “Ya didn’t think that through did ya?”

    • @grimlock1471
      @grimlock1471 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@morganholsomback4851 Does Khorne give any points for a hearty attempt?

    • @rerako4755
      @rerako4755 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@morganholsomback4851 honestly I expect Khorne to be throwing popcorn and give him a thumbs up for unpausing the thriller.

    • @FrankFerret
      @FrankFerret ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That khorne berserker is the chaos version of the guardsman who jumped in front of the emperor... Except because it's chaos... He wasn't protecting shit all.

    • @ArcaneMaiden
      @ArcaneMaiden 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Scenario not possible.
      Big G shanked that 'Zerker with Daddy's BBQ stick. 🧐

  • @spacemonkey7972
    @spacemonkey7972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

    "Shipping is an essential aspect of Logistics."
    -Roboute Guilliman

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      What shipping?
      Shipping like US-UK land lease shipping, or Shipping shipping as in get in the bed now Girlyman.

    • @spacemonkey7972
      @spacemonkey7972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@marseldagistani1989 UPS: Ultra Postal Service, what can blue do for you?

    • @commander5983
      @commander5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      That speech pattern...
      You're not fooling anyone DORN!

    • @spacemonkey7972
      @spacemonkey7972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@commander5983 Disguising oneself would be pointless, if they intended to be foolish.
      -Adornable

    • @juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876
      @juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marseldagistani1989 yes

  • @sinistrality7883
    @sinistrality7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1711

    Ultramarines: "HE IS RISEN, THE GOD-EMPEROR'S IMMORTAL SHADOW PROTECTS US"
    Guilliman: *"T H E W H A T E M P E R O R????"*

    • @Arcanyum
      @Arcanyum ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @The Reddit Experience they don't only; the black templars do afaik

    • @zagreus3347
      @zagreus3347 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@Arcanyumno there are ultramarine chapters that belives he is a god

    • @letendreelliott8778
      @letendreelliott8778 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@zagreus3347successor chapters, the Ultramarines of Macragge follow the Imperial truth

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @theredditexperience1 oh cmon bro, it's been 10,000 years, there's got to be some who believe him to be one

    • @codenamegnetne8209
      @codenamegnetne8209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AaronKaiMCDNLD Most Space Marine chapters don't worship Big E as a God, only religious ones like the Black Templars etc.

  • @yourpancreas2634
    @yourpancreas2634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    "Have you turned off Guilliman's life support yet?"
    -The Emperor, TTS Device series

    • @k0rf3on6
      @k0rf3on6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      I think the proper answer would be...
      "somebody did this already...and now...he's alive again" and i think...that Emperors reaction would contain warp storm farting.

    • @ForelliBoy
      @ForelliBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Then Guilmon arrives at the Throne, the Emperor expects this and orders everyone else out so he can have a proper father-son talk
      Guilmon then goes on an episode-spanning tirade about what has happened to the empire since he got put into stasis and at the end Big E has only three words to say:
      "*I KNOW RIGHT.*"

    • @ratlab5680
      @ratlab5680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@k0rf3on6 The fact that cutting his life support is what brings him back almost makes me think that they predicted that they had to cut it for him to he reborn. TTS is wild

    • @makairidah8354
      @makairidah8354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I just realized after all these years that the reason The emperor asked kitten to turn off guilliman's life support was so he could revive him and help him both rebuild the imperium and order his sons to shut off

    • @calebracette2089
      @calebracette2089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Man screw GW they made them cancel it

  • @scottgrey3337
    @scottgrey3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    "It's just a respectful conversation!"
    Bricky I've seen fandoms ship characters that have never talked, talking is the equivalent of taking clothes off to these people.

    • @Ghostof17War
      @Ghostof17War 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      I´ve seen discussions online, about some villain, who was literally like "I am your mortal enemy, and I will do everything in my power to destroy and kill you, Protagonist!",
      and people were like "... could they be... IN LOVE?!!!"

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      People will ship characters who have done nothing but share 10 frames of screentime together.

    • @Guille2033
      @Guille2033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I mean just look at the Overwatch fandom. They've shipped Phara and Mercy just because of how Blizzard showed them making a good duo combo (even if they barely interacted in lore)

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      **aggressively shipping anyone who replies to this comment thread**

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @The Empire
      The *_ENTIRE_* Galactic Empire is now making sweet love to the Imperium of Man in my head.
      You dare underestimate my shipping capabilities? You now have the image of the Galactic Empire 69-ing the Imperium of Man.
      I will never be sorry. Glory to Slaanesh!

  • @Nobleheart111
    @Nobleheart111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    "All sister shall go to batte barefoot."
    - Doge Vandire.

    • @alexandrehenrique7203
      @alexandrehenrique7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      D-O-G-E VANDIRE. LIKE THAT ISNT THE NAME OF A TOTAL DEGENERATE
      -E money, in an alternate universe

    • @senorcapitandiogenes2068
      @senorcapitandiogenes2068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont get it. Is it an insider joke?

    • @hmmyou2544
      @hmmyou2544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@senorcapitandiogenes2068 which bit?

    • @wiiblii8584
      @wiiblii8584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@senorcapitandiogenes2068 Doge Vandire is the channel mascot and the "all sister shl go to battle barefoot" is a thing that was on a fan made Doge Vandire mini in the Ultramarine video

    • @senorcapitandiogenes2068
      @senorcapitandiogenes2068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wiiblii8584 So it is canon that Mr. Vandire has a foot fetish? I dont get where the joke comes from or what it is based on

  • @ericlim3609
    @ericlim3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2293

    Guilliman: "thank you for saving my life"
    40k fans : "GET A ROOM ALREADY FOR EMPEROR'S SAKE"

    • @oneslickhero4276
      @oneslickhero4276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      to be far there are very few shippable characters in 40k

    • @birb125
      @birb125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@oneslickhero4276 Saint Celestine and Sanguinius/Sanguinor is the only other one i can think of, and it's even more baseless

    • @BioroidPilot
      @BioroidPilot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I mean by 40k standards that is pretty much romantic. ;p

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@BioroidPilot The fact that they don't immediately plot against each other makes them best friends atleast by 40K standards.

    • @BioroidPilot
      @BioroidPilot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Author_Paluthor It is kinda why he is my fave primarch even if I really like Vulcan and Magnus too. He feels like legit the most reasonable of the lot who can actually say "This is for the best" or "I admit it, I was wrong and I will try to fix this thing" Like I love that he doesnt just accept his father as being perfect and that the guy's work cant be improved upon. And the new eldar faction is pretty much like "What if Eldar but a tad more reasonable and willing to work with other groups" which is nice :P

  • @LAV-III
    @LAV-III 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    Yvrain and guilliman: *talk briefly to each other*
    The 40k fandom: from the mist a shape a ship is taking form!

    • @williamhanna9718
      @williamhanna9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I get the reference and I love it

    • @avonthesageoc4980
      @avonthesageoc4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I mean,the entire conversation is in quotations.
      Not to mention how games workshop teased it that one time.

    • @cesarfortson8245
      @cesarfortson8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@avonthesageoc4980 Oh yeah the thanksgiving image. I forgot about that!

    • @Dracowinges
      @Dracowinges 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Well compared to the usual 'kill xenos on sight' or in extreme cases 'we both have enemy here, we shall have a ceasefire for the moment' its pretty nice

    • @LoganSearles
      @LoganSearles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      greyfax dislikes Celestine yet people ships them anyway

  • @Militarum_Mike
    @Militarum_Mike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    "And the Black Templar guy was like... 'No...' ".
    Sons of Dorn after all.

    • @Senor_Penor
      @Senor_Penor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      th-cam.com/video/LyZv4EghX_I/w-d-xo.html

    • @koboldengineering7687
      @koboldengineering7687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "That question is pointless. The answer is too obvious."

    • @auhbean6572
      @auhbean6572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Father it is not kek, it is cringe.

  • @Milk192
    @Milk192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I just love it whenever Bricky is at a loss of words to describe how powerful/skilled someone is he JUST narrows it down to: " Oh him? He FUCCS"

    • @dogcatchen
      @dogcatchen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      when someone is more powerful than a space marine, he describes it as "HE FUCCS"
      when there's someone stronger than that, he says "HE FUCCS HARD"

    • @lavellelee5734
      @lavellelee5734 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dogcatchen simple and sweet 🎂🤣

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dogcatchen is any other scale needed?

    • @lavellelee5734
      @lavellelee5734 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sirkelendor5429not necessarily 😂

  • @catbug5255
    @catbug5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    Yvraine: Guiliman, it is 4 pm. Time for your “death revival”~.
    (Somewhere out in the galaxy)
    Macha: Gabriel, what’s wrong?
    Gabriel Angelos, chapter master of the Blood Ravens: I sense the birth of a fellow kindred spirit. One whose fate is now also intertwined with that of an eldar.
    Macha: that’s nice, now come back to my craftworld. My parents aren’t home and I want to give you some more “dire warnings”.
    Gabriel Angelos: yes dear….

    • @ncrtrooper4546
      @ncrtrooper4546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      The BLOOD RAVENS shall steal her craftworld

    • @Blazo_Djurovic
      @Blazo_Djurovic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@ncrtrooper4546 BR: IT WAS GIFTED TO US. HONEST!

    • @sicor94
      @sicor94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lies! macha will never be able to get laid, shes the ever virgin!

    • @GGWP-gm5cq
      @GGWP-gm5cq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ncrtrooper4546 yes, we clehm this artifact for the blood rehven

    • @Blazo_Djurovic
      @Blazo_Djurovic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@sicor94 Ma dude, she spent a LOT of time in Commoragh. There are no virgins there... well... not for long at least...

  • @blazeburner303
    @blazeburner303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    cawl is 40K insanity mixed with dark age of technology techno-optimism and it makes him absolutely hilarious

    • @randombencounter263
      @randombencounter263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      My main takeaway from the Belisarius Cawl novel was that I want an animated spin-off of Cawl and Felix as Rick and Morty.

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He IS insane, he literaly has an AI and another maggos memory mixed with a lot of self mindwipes.

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@randombencounter263
      Here me out, that but Instead of Felix, it's Gulliman and the show would be called
      Cawl & Gulli

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And obscenely dangerous, since he's a walking swiss army knife of archeotech tools. Also known as weapons.

  • @Southerly93
    @Southerly93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3370

    Guilliman is training his body to exist outside of his armor for longer and longer periods of time, and we all know why.

    • @RocRolDis
      @RocRolDis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      By the Dark Imperium trilogy, he doesn’t need to armor to survive anymore.

    • @Timasion
      @Timasion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Big titty eldar girl friends?

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      @@Timasion Taking after Daddy Emps.

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@lukkaredwolf3534
      You know that webway portal was to get some eldar hookers!

    • @BestCupid
      @BestCupid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      @@camramaster the Eldars can use and possibly make webways still so you know possible sex for webways isn't a bad trade

  • @Northbravo
    @Northbravo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2398

    Bricky needs to tell him about the time a bunch of eldar snuck onto terra and almost shit themselves when they sensed the emperors psychic presence on the golden throne. One female eldar said she had laughed in the face of Slannesh but the power of the emperor terrified her.

  • @emmanuelgrossiordmayen3906
    @emmanuelgrossiordmayen3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Guilliman, a day after being revived: What in the name of Maccrage happened here ?!?!
    A week afterwards: don’t tell me this is a cathedral ...
    After starting to dig the rabbit hole of horrors in front of him : * UltraDepression intensifies *

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I need to consult my father, wait... What the fuck was that, a flying cathedral?

    • @superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168
      @superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@superspies32 guiliman: ahhhhhhhhbhhhhh

  • @akiva2112
    @akiva2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    “ Avenging Bean Counter is Back!” I’M Dead 🤣

    • @BoisegangGaming
      @BoisegangGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey, bean counters are extremely dangerous. Just ask Al Capone.

  • @benruniko
    @benruniko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Omg i should have said “DOGE FOR THE DOGE THRONE” because that sculpt is... chef’s kiss. Seriously

    • @poke548
      @poke548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Feet for the Wiki

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@poke548 FEET FOR THE WIKI GOD!! KEYS FOR THE HORNY JAIL!!

    • @Actvontact
      @Actvontact 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@woodlefoof2 CUNCOSSIONS FOR THE HORNY JAIL

    • @steweygrrr
      @steweygrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@woodlefoof2 FEET FOR THE WIKI GOD!! BONK GO TO HORNY JAIL!!
      ftfy

    • @hammeroftyr
      @hammeroftyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doge for the dogecoin.

  • @shadowstrider8295
    @shadowstrider8295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2684

    I'd like to point out, Guilliman has done all these incredible feats of strength, endurance, leadership, and loyalty and he was designed to be the guy who does the taxes of the Imperium. He has gone beyond his nature, literally what he was _made_ to do, that is all.

    • @thenerfkid9228
      @thenerfkid9228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      ROBOBUTTE GIRLYMAN, TAXATION CHAMPION OF THE IMPERIUM.

    • @lordcommissar7813
      @lordcommissar7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Nah he was given the ability to do all that becuase no one can escape taxes 🤣

    • @austinkersey2445
      @austinkersey2445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      @@lordcommissar7813 He is literally the IRS. Chaos may be madness incarnate, but even they aren't crazy enough to fight that.

    • @dickc.normous6369
      @dickc.normous6369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's still traitor for doing Secundus without even sending a single scout to confirm Big E was dead

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@dickc.normous6369 I mean, that is still a good back-up plan.

  • @basketcase289
    @basketcase289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    I just want another loyal Primarch to return just to have that one scene where Guiliman just bitches about all the shit he's had to slog through to his very confused brother

    • @DarkJoyRus
      @DarkJoyRus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      And Vulkan will be like: "Looks like someone needs a huuuug! Come here bruda!"

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I really think Lion El Jonson is set up to be the next to come back. Dark Angels have too much baggage and plot threads that depend on it. Also he and Guilliman didn't get along very well so it'd be a fun sibling rivalry thing with them passive-aggressively taking jabs at each other like old times

    • @basketcase289
      @basketcase289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@MattManDX1 Agreed even though my inner Salamander screams Vulken lives

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@basketcase289 stomp stomp.

    • @Thought_Processing_
      @Thought_Processing_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@DarkJoyRus Guilliman then cries a little into his brothers shoulder.

  • @rangerbearington7070
    @rangerbearington7070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    “We’re the ultra ultramarines! That’s something Guilliman would come up with”
    Yeaaah we need to talk about space wolf naming conventions sometime

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      When they mentioned „the most spacewolf sounding name“ I legit thought his name would be something like darkwolf wolfblood

    • @AgentCali21
      @AgentCali21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a but like DK, a true noob. What's with the spacewolfs naming?

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@AgentCali21 everything has wolf in it’s name

    • @AgentCali21
      @AgentCali21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bigpigeon2384now reading that, im nit that surprised now. Are their wolves called wolfinator as well

    • @rangerbearington7070
      @rangerbearington7070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AgentCali21 just look up text to speech space wolves. Sums up the situation easily.

  • @Tucker0603
    @Tucker0603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    So few things:
    1.rowboat Girlyman can now take the armor off(not sure how long but for periods at least).
    2. GW HAD A ART PIECE FOR THANKSGIVING OF THE TWO OF THEM AT THE HEAD OF A THANKSGIVING TABLE TOGETHER. THEY FUELED THE FIRE.

    • @Dracowinges
      @Dracowinges 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Waaait that art piece wasnt some fanart?!

    • @uselesspocketwatch
      @uselesspocketwatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Bobby G took off the armor and he died, so he kept taking the armor off until he got used to dying. Just you wait, GW is gonna keep hinting all the primarchs are perpetuals.

    • @avonthesageoc4980
      @avonthesageoc4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Dracowinges
      It was legit official art for Thanksgiving.

    • @Coyotebriggs
      @Coyotebriggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That art was actually really cute

    • @r.cdahuman7682
      @r.cdahuman7682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      OMG I REMEMBER THAT ART. ITS SO GOOD. The fucking solitaire looking at the "camera" kills me everytime

  • @Soundwave3591
    @Soundwave3591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    When Guilliman awakens, All i can think of is this line from Tron: Uprising:
    "Good news. I'm healed."
    (draws a weapon)
    "Bad News. I'm healed."
    (attacks)

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That battle was hectic enough that “Derezzed” could be playing in the background and I wouldn’t question it.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is that the part where Tron was healed? In a way this fits since Tron pretty much is like Grid's equivalent of a Primarch.

    • @Soundwave3591
      @Soundwave3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gamechanger8908 that's the one

  • @BoisegangGaming
    @BoisegangGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    Ultramarines: "Hello, great father! You have been returned to the land of the living! Praise the Emperor and his great divine powers!"
    Roboute Guilliman: (takes a deep breath) (Lets out a scream of existential horror)

    • @quesocoatl21
      @quesocoatl21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Astartes don't believe in the Emperor's divinity.

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@quesocoatl21 Correction: Most don’t believe in the Imperial Cult, but some do.

    • @showingnebula89
      @showingnebula89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@Kaiserboo1871 most of the "some" that do usually come from chapters that end in "Templar" lol

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Kaiserboo1871 apparently most have Chapter Cults.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Roboute Guilliman: *Internally Dreading the answer but keeping stoic* And what of the Codex Astartes?
      Ultramarine: Oh, we follow it to the absolute! It is the only knowledge we need for war!
      Guilliman: *Deep Breath, SCREAMS INTERNALLY, eyes twitching*

  • @aganaom1712
    @aganaom1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    Guilliman is just a really fancy dreadnought with extra steps

    • @iknowthatyougreatlyloveyou1613
      @iknowthatyougreatlyloveyou1613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      so is big E really
      at least for a while

    • @nicholasjoseph9062
      @nicholasjoseph9062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes Brother! Smite this HERESY!

    • @makairidah8354
      @makairidah8354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@iknowthatyougreatlyloveyou1613 well yeah.only difference being he was able to get out from it eventually

    • @DJJohnnyFi
      @DJJohnnyFi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eek barba durkle someone’s gonna get laid in college :)

    • @alpharius8512
      @alpharius8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Primarchs would need a Telemon for dready duty. If the Big E was a dready, Hed be an Emps class titan.

  • @catosicarius2942
    @catosicarius2942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Ah yes. The re-aliving of Rubbing-Boat Gorilla-Ma'am.

  • @flamesnipr1213
    @flamesnipr1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    [Guilliman Awakens]
    *everyone goes silent*
    *Chaos Marines Gulp in fear*
    [DOOM MUSIC "The Only Thing They Fear Is You" Starts Playing]

    • @bestdogshadow383
      @bestdogshadow383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh god now I want the Doomslayer to bust down the doors for Khornes palace (or whatever he stays in) and make every daemon within 1000000km shits themselves.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bestdogshadow383 Imagine Cawl reverse engineering the Slayer's suit and creating a whole smorgasbord of weapon and armor variants fueled by consuming the Warp energy of slain demons, providing the first real hope of being able to meaningfully fight Chaos

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s the Zeus Punching scene

  • @Xenos_hive
    @Xenos_hive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    DK “a kind of sort of newb”
    Also dk: doesn’t know about the inquisition

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      So like a good 80% of the imperium

    • @HunterSentinel
      @HunterSentinel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’d say he’s now officially a newb because now he’s cultured and knows enough to follow along.

    • @boom350ph
      @boom350ph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do u mean they work in secret*

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brosephnoonan223 how's your god doing these days? He still off dreaming somewhere?

  • @holydiver7564
    @holydiver7564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    all I see now with the revival of Girlyman is the scene from the Jimmy Neutron movie where the parents and kids are re-united. Sheen is an Ultramarine going "ULTRA-DAD!" and Dad is Guilliman going "ULTRA-SON!"

    • @Brutalyte616
      @Brutalyte616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      God damnit... That makes me laugh more than it ever should...

    • @sirpieman300
      @sirpieman300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      someone needs to make/ edit this

    • @brothertobias
      @brothertobias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "THIS is an ULTRAMARINE!"
      *groans
      "Games Workshop, this is the seventh time you've shown ULTRAMARINE in class..."

    • @WordoftheElderGods
      @WordoftheElderGods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck that’s good

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHY HAS NO ONE DOES THIS?!?

  • @Landmassorussia
    @Landmassorussia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "I'm surprised there isn't more lesbian jokes about them"
    Boy howdy, there may not be many jokes, but there is some super smutty fanfictions about it

    • @nikolayvladimirov8633
      @nikolayvladimirov8633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Can you provide the holy sauce brother. It needs to be inspected in the name of the emperor.

    • @menkaragamble8175
      @menkaragamble8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@nikolayvladimirov8633 gotcha dude
      th-cam.com/video/o_UIfWNC5cA/w-d-xo.html

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@menkaragamble8175 boooooo

    • @bastianaraya2437
      @bastianaraya2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@menkaragamble8175 get rogal dorned?

    • @georgekerscher5355
      @georgekerscher5355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When did this happen in the episode?

  • @501ststormtrooper9
    @501ststormtrooper9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    “This is a force field generator. Not a ‘Holy Symbol’ not a ‘Protection by the Emperor’, only a force field generator. Now please. Let’s just get on with this.”
    -Robert Gulletman

    • @Servantproto
      @Servantproto 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "If not a symbol of the Emperor, why halo shaped?"
      -Celestine

    • @Memelord1117
      @Memelord1117 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Servantproto"Father always said, if you're gonna do it right, do it in style."

  • @seeingseeer5282
    @seeingseeer5282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    Alt. Title: That Time when Guilliman Got Rudely Woken Up and Found Himself Awake in a Nightmare.
    Seriously, he's now living in Pre-Monarchia Lorgar's Dreamland, no wonder he wished Horus had succeeded with his Heresy instead. He's the man Imperium sorely needed, long before Cadia's fall even though it really didn't deserve him. But despite that, now that he's awake he'll lead the Imperium nonetheless. Why? Because he had to. Because he can take it. Because he's Roboute Guiliman. The Avenging Son. Lord Commander of the Imperium. The Last Hope for a torn Imperium.

    • @robouteguilliman7628
      @robouteguilliman7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Josh, we do not meet or share a romantic relationship, she only came to resurrect me and nothing more.

    • @memesterjohnson1402
      @memesterjohnson1402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@robouteguilliman7628 I'm sure thats all thats there primarch of the 13th legion.

    • @birb125
      @birb125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@robouteguilliman7628 so she's a friend with benefits then primarch?

    • @maxwelljones5400
      @maxwelljones5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@robouteguilliman7628 Don't worry big man, she's got what Y'nnead.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@robouteguilliman7628 I wouldn't mind having a QT Eldar girl "resurrect" me, _ifyouknowwhatimsayin_

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    i want to see corax return so he and gulliman can be depressed teenagers together

    • @wiccanthropy1956
      @wiccanthropy1956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Depressed accountant, depressed teen. Though the depressed teen is probably just a skulking (skulker sounds) sociopath by now.

    • @Coyotebriggs
      @Coyotebriggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Isn't Corax in the warp hunting down Lorgar with his new daemon-esque darkness powers?

    • @shadowsketch926
      @shadowsketch926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Coyotebriggs yup, and imagine how he would be received by the imperium as he is now

    • @trainboy1739
      @trainboy1739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shadowsketch926 scary daemon bird

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wiccanthropy1956 Wasn’t Konrad like that?

  • @woolblanket379
    @woolblanket379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    "Tigurius is the strongest space marine psyker"
    Mephiston: Hold my chalice of blood.

    • @furSonea
      @furSonea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Angry Njal noises.*

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      **A Legion Of Dust Glares Your Way**

    • @openaardvark419
      @openaardvark419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Furious Ahriman noises

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@openaardvark419 Dude's fuckin' Alpha Plus, there is no other plain marine that can't best that.

    • @alfonsocyrusjoshua9551
      @alfonsocyrusjoshua9551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@notsae66 key word, in the game

  • @Ajehy
    @Ajehy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    The reason I ship Guilliman/Yvraine is that they’re two of the only people in 40k who have common sense, and they’re both leaders without peers to talk to about how messed up their lives are. I think they could keep each other sane in this crazy world, and besides, Bobby G deserves some kind of happiness.

    • @lavellelee5734
      @lavellelee5734 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ayeeeeee

    • @megaloodon6240
      @megaloodon6240 ปีที่แล้ว

      motherfucker can find happiness in some excel spreadsheets the fucking nerd

    • @fleur3674
      @fleur3674 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Keep dreaming dude. Not everyone is a shipper.

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​​@@fleur3674 Shipping isn't primarily about wishing the pair would actually be canon. That's sometimes a part of shipping but not the main focus. Shipping is just about: "I like imagining them together."
      I know I have ships I don't want to be canon nor do I care that it is never/will never be canon. It's just fun to imagine them. 👍🏼
      And they're literally not saying everyone should be a shipper. They're just sharing why they personally ship it. If you don't ship it, it's fine. No one is forcing you to and no one cares that you don't. Enjoy what you enjoy.

    • @ewill3435
      @ewill3435 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ship seconded here.
      In part for the same reasons OP listed; 40k books which alter the status quo are so large in scale that the characterisation department takes a big hit, meanwhile the books which have well made characters with interesting interpersonal relationships must always return to the status quo by the end- grimdark grimdark grimdark.
      Though also because I am more a fan of the dumber side of 40k. I miss when 40k was all about poking fun at the grimdark phase of the 80s and 90s. Putting on a whole show of how awful the universe is but always keeping it a little tongue and cheek.
      The nigh immortal leaders of two different factions, who's general populations are extremely racist to the other, being in a relationship simply because everyone else in their own group is just too extreme and weird is immensely funny to me.
      And this might open the door for half elves in 40k again. I miss my power armored knife ears :(

  • @mokaza40
    @mokaza40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    When Shy threatens to show bricky and DK something and they feel *FEAR*
    Proof that Shy is the Slaanesh of their group

    • @openaardvark419
      @openaardvark419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So I’m the Slaanesh of my group.

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So who are the others?

    • @hmmyou2544
      @hmmyou2544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jaketheberge1970 Well DK is khorne and Bricky is Tzeentch

    • @jarlathquinn2628
      @jarlathquinn2628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you put a time stamp

  • @RadiumMuncher
    @RadiumMuncher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    Yvraine gets that robootay

    • @4_mana528
      @4_mana528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      yvraine is getting her robooty smashed in by gorilla-man

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They just had a respectful conversation and RG can’t take off his Armor of Fate anyway

    • @avonthesageoc4980
      @avonthesageoc4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@uria3679
      Welllllllllllllllllllll
      Games workshop has teased it via some posters and Guilliman has trained himself to be able to take off the armor for periods of time.

    • @lovebunny2652
      @lovebunny2652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      She pegging that robootay

    • @chubbubdreamer6904
      @chubbubdreamer6904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@uria3679 He can't remove his armor?

  • @Author_Paluthor
    @Author_Paluthor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    So many fucking Chaos Marines. Imagine trying to survive as a Tempestus Scion or Skitarii.

    • @BigBex
      @BigBex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Trying_to_survive.exe and Holding_out_4_a_Hero.mp3 running hard in the Noosphere

    • @just_matt214
      @just_matt214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *Current Objective: Survive*

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Remember Reach

    • @memeinquisitor9171
      @memeinquisitor9171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Skitarii were probably taking cover under Cawl's massive cloak

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If any scions survived that, then they'd probably be promoted either to the rank of colonel or to the Inquisition just for being able to survive that crap.

  • @commissarstanley3055
    @commissarstanley3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Gulliman wake up and be like: "awwww shit, here we go again."

  • @tullius1289
    @tullius1289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    This is basically "What if Otto Van Bismarck was revived during the end of WW1"

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      More like "In the middle of Kristallnacht"

    • @evinbraley
      @evinbraley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MattManDX1 Ah yes my favorite day of the week. Kristallnacht Thursdays

    • @ayami123
      @ayami123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahaha SO FUCKING TRUE!

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He would have been the best alternative to what Getmany got: all the good, none of the bad.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MattManDX1 I'm thinking a week before the Ardennes offensive (aka battle of the bulge) myself. It's the 11th hour and 'winning' would take a goddamn miracle, while your beloved nation is a sickening parody of everything you wanted to build in the worst way. Nothing to do but grit those teeth and be about it.

  • @darkpit37
    @darkpit37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Guilliman and Yvraine: *have a slightly diplomatic conversation*
    The fandom: *"I smell ship"*

  • @clownwig3
    @clownwig3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "Goth Eldar GF"
    Space Book doesn't say this bad, but my heavy flamer has a few choice words.

    • @here1359
      @here1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Must be demon infested then if its starts talking. Don't worry I already called the grey knights. *Points bolter pistol to head and pulls trigger*

  • @BardicSecret
    @BardicSecret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Calgar Is gonna need therapy... One could say.... ULTRA THERAPY?!!!

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Guilliman could probably use a little therapy as well.
      Really, half the lore of 40K wouldn't have happened if the Emperor just invested in building up an army of therapists, and forcing all his sons to attend.

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/angryupdoot

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bluecho4 or if their mother hadn’t yeeted them across the galaxy.

  • @Ravnican127
    @Ravnican127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "As long as I draw breath, no xenos witch will lay hands on him!"
    You poor man, a xenos laid waaaay more than hands on ya boi already....

  • @beebyboy777
    @beebyboy777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I’m reading Dark Imperium right now and my favorite line from the book so far “if the Emperor came down off his thrown and said I am not a god they would burn him as a heretic”

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or would try to.

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This happened in TTS

    • @CobraAce04
      @CobraAce04 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@brodyratliff7441GW straight plagiarising TTS now. What a world we live in

  • @gartankthesecond3726
    @gartankthesecond3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I’d like to think there’s an alternate timeline where Greyfax was able to reach Cawl and orders him to cease his heresy.
    I imagine Cawl extending a mechadendrite to her, which prints a ticket, and a screen folds out that says, “ARCHMAGOS CAWL IS CURRENTLY BUSY. PLEASE TAKE A TICKET AND WAIT FOR YOUR NUMBER TO BE CALLED. NOW SERVING: 1”
    Then Greyfax looks at the ticket, and the number is 99999996.

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      XD

    • @derigel9783
      @derigel9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      This is TTS worthy

    • @Mrkti
      @Mrkti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What's the estimated waiting time?

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Mrkti Probably until GW stops making Ultramarine Primaris Lieutenants.

    • @Mrkti
      @Mrkti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mapleflag6518 I meant until number 99999996

  • @samuelspry6955
    @samuelspry6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Also just imagining that Guillimans rage had a physical manifestation in the warp, probably created a new demon from his rage alone.

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The birth of a Bloodthirster is a beautiful thing, is it not?

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@pretzelbomb6105 a blue bloodthirster that is now chewing on khorne’s leg.

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lordfelidae4505 loyalist Bloodthirster??

  • @BagsyBoi
    @BagsyBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    42:38 'Brother I am pinned here'
    I see you Shy and that was fucking hilarious

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Robute: >dies<
    Calgar: "..."
    Khorne: >violently snaps all his focus to that one spot in space-time< _"Holy FUCK i'm gonna be out of a job."_

  • @simplewrites
    @simplewrites 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I want an Imperial fists video with the TTS Rogal Dorn voice actor

    • @therac197
      @therac197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Considering he did Majorkill the favor...

    • @guy_autordie
      @guy_autordie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@therac197 that actor is canonly his voice now. It needs to be.

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@therac197 Majorkill is basically confirmed to collab for their Alpha Legion vid, so that's neat

    • @Yominication
      @Yominication 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dragonspirit223 yeah, about that...

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Yominication I noticed, shame about that, probably difference in timezone (or just didn't want to, both possible)

  • @thewizard7780
    @thewizard7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I really like Guilliman's return. In an imperium that has strayed so far away from the emperor's vision, it's very good to have someone who was THERE when it first began, who was there when the Emperor of Mankind still lived, and has the authority to unfuck some things. Primaris and the ultramarines may be a bit iffy, but Guilliman is pretty neat.

    • @aatroxtheworldender9665
      @aatroxtheworldender9665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean some of the custodes were but basically yeah

    • @garpogods8323
      @garpogods8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's nigh impossible for him to fix anything. Yet that grain of hope is what makes it perfect.

  • @bookybrony526
    @bookybrony526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "That's it? It was just a respectful conversation." Bigger ships have been built with less material.

  • @DetectiveOlivaw
    @DetectiveOlivaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Guilliman and Yvraine: have a respectful conversation
    Everybody: oh they FOKKIN

  • @briant7134
    @briant7134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Guilliman seems so distraught about the state of the Imperium that I’m surprised he didn’t become a Lamenter.

    • @Knight_Trooper
      @Knight_Trooper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good thing the Lamenters receive Primaris

    • @mr.pickles9791
      @mr.pickles9791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Knight_Trooper But welp THEIR FUCKING LUCK!

  • @PolishNomad95
    @PolishNomad95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Actually in the Plague Wars book it's revealed Guilliman can take off the Armor of Fate for extended periods of time now. He basically kept taking it of for as long as he could before being close to death so his body gradually was able to function without it. So big tiddy goth eldar is still on the menu boys.

  • @mikeanderson9774
    @mikeanderson9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That “as long as it serves your needs” at the end ABSOLUTELY validates the ship.

    • @enomisv9830
      @enomisv9830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That has Halo 3 "Wake me, when you need me." Vibes.

  • @ewanhogg3068
    @ewanhogg3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bricky losing it over the Guilliman/Yvraine meme has retroactively justified its existence.

  • @maciejas2471
    @maciejas2471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I hope TTS will give a proper respect to fight in Gulliman's chamber

    • @unitedstatesofamerica4987
      @unitedstatesofamerica4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I Don't want to jinx it.
      But that fight will be incredible.

    • @RisingproMK123
      @RisingproMK123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I fully expect that Gulliman would just randomly make an entrance at the Golden Throne, announcing his glorious return, then notice everyone else already there, then leave without saying another word

    • @kyleclark6997
      @kyleclark6997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean, Emps has been trying to have Kitten pull Gulliman's life support from the word go, so I'm sure it's all been 'just as planned'. lol

    • @tsarzamancorpdna
      @tsarzamancorpdna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      seriously i think with the amount of times emps was like
      "turn off my sons life support"
      theres a good chance for that

    • @mrminecraftcubeable
      @mrminecraftcubeable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RisingproMK123 yeah, kitten and cawl are also about to meet

  • @stalinsoulz7872
    @stalinsoulz7872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    List of Things The Inquisition Couldn't Do:
    No 1. *TELLING GUILLIMAN TO STOP CLAPPING BIG TIDDY ELDAR CHEEKS*

  • @commanderdanielcousland9981
    @commanderdanielcousland9981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    the reason i ship girlyman with goth eldar chick yvranie is because they are based off of their byzantine counterparts. gulliman is justinian the first, yvranie is based off of jusinian's wife Thededora, Belisarius Cawl is based of the Roman General Belisarius which is kinda a big hint by GW of who our mad techpriests is based of off.
    The three would go on to rebuild civilization after the fall of the Roman empire, much like how the primarch plans to rebuild the Imperium of man.
    So yeah I ship Gulliman and his hot big titty goth wiafu.
    That and she has maintained her loyalty to Gulliman later on she had the chance of keeping some heretically powerful artifact thing a secret something that Eldrad was hoping to do but she out right refused to betray Gulliman.
    #GirlymanXGothEldar

    • @avonthesageoc4980
      @avonthesageoc4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And remember games work shop teased it with that Thanksgiving poster.

    • @casperaaron5530
      @casperaaron5530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That is... an excellent justification, nicely done.

    • @antoinecyr2833
      @antoinecyr2833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Finally someone that see that we like the possible (or developing) relation between these for the influence that it could have on their faction. A reforge imperium allied with the eldar would be very cool and a huge change in the universe. A spark of hope perhaps for a positive ending

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Orly? Very nice. Didn’t know that actually. Cool history to look up later.

    • @CesarTheKingVA
      @CesarTheKingVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So basically he's making the byzantine empire of 40k. I'm cool with that.

  • @56Firedead
    @56Firedead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Warhammer 40K with so many terrible ways to die is it any surprise that Resurrection would also be terrible.

    • @robouteguilliman7628
      @robouteguilliman7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes, Yes it was terrible and it hurt very much.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@robouteguilliman7628 at least you have some elf booty to keep you company also go find where the lion is cuz we you can use this help too don't be chasing no TAU booty either cuz the custodi already beat you to it look for Kitten he'll help you out.

    • @iCatCloud
      @iCatCloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mikecampos1193 as we all know, Lions are lazy fucks, and as we also know, Lion El Johnnyboy is still catching up on his sleep that he missed out during the Great crusade and Horus Heresy. he might need another 3000 years, or a very angry Robot Girlyman knocking on his cavedoor.

  • @hellknight128
    @hellknight128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    We need more from this person that made the model. everyone help this guy to make the greatest trio happy or cringe. More meme models

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man-spreading meme Necron mini, let's go.

    • @droideka1890
      @droideka1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to another episode of “Kek or cringe”!

  • @TheArgusApocraphex1
    @TheArgusApocraphex1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Yo, Obsessive_Converter also did that insane Daemon Perturabo kit-bash.

    • @wiccanthropy1956
      @wiccanthropy1956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Link or it didn't happen

    • @PropagandaDS
      @PropagandaDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wiccanthropy1956 humuhumu

    • @michaelquick925
      @michaelquick925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also did a doge vandire

    • @Drag0nSlay3r83
      @Drag0nSlay3r83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy shit. I followed that build on reddit and had no idea it was the same guy. Dude has insane talent.

  • @lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550
    @lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    For the Avenging bean counter a respectful conversation IS flirting

  • @scurrystopthat9985
    @scurrystopthat9985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    ah so kitten didn't unplug guilliman's life support then

    • @normalyoutubechannel1236
      @normalyoutubechannel1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would he?

    • @scurrystopthat9985
      @scurrystopthat9985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@normalyoutubechannel1236 emps is gonna be mad when he hears about this

    • @normalyoutubechannel1236
      @normalyoutubechannel1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scurrystopthat9985 It's Girlyman, not Guilliman btw

    • @scurrystopthat9985
      @scurrystopthat9985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@normalyoutubechannel1236 matt wards gone no need to make the very bad jokes anymore, anyway lets just watch the premier and enjoy it

    • @scheinerchen6471
      @scheinerchen6471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Daddy1724 i think he got a little bit distracted by his little excursion with Magnus. You know all this beating tzeentch in card game and stiring up a emoraven and my big green hug loving friend.... :-D

  • @KnarfStein
    @KnarfStein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Through G-man's indomitable will, he is able to will himself away from depending on the Armor of Fate for physical life support a while later, probably so that he can satisfy his new found craving for Eldar booty.

  • @mitchelldeines6413
    @mitchelldeines6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “Tigurius is the strongest space marine psyker.” Mephiston, Anchor of the Black Rage would like to know your location

    • @patricktomblin1998
      @patricktomblin1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Brave words for someone with delicious blood in their vains"

    • @blademaker9843
      @blademaker9843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, they would probably crack open a few kegs and grab a space wolf rune priest to cackle at the non psykers and troll greater daemons.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said "in the game". It really comes down to who has better rules.

  • @nick-314
    @nick-314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Dk: "I'm a newb to 40k and don't know a whole lot"
    Also Dk: "Fuck the Ultramarines, they suck and I hope they die"
    Like, I know its a meme but still...

    • @adorablecenturion8436
      @adorablecenturion8436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He's just trying to fit in lol

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's the chanting.
      I can hear it from here.

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@camramaster ULTRAMARINI

    • @dominicvucic8654
      @dominicvucic8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Every time he says fuck the ultramarines i want to punch him in the face

    • @michaeledmunds7266
      @michaeledmunds7266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dominicvucic8654 Found the Smurf.
      (I'm just kidding Ultramarines are one of my favorite factions.)

  • @connorcmsmith4302
    @connorcmsmith4302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    She was fighting Lilith, (the eldar portion of this story happens at the same time as the imperials) The idea is that Ynnead once it consumes all the souls of the Eldar will be strong enough to kill Slannesh. Eldar gods form in the warp like the chaos gods do and for thousands of years the accumulated Eldar souls that weren’t taken by slannesh have been forming a new Godwin the depths of the warp. Eldrad saw this and tried to bring about the birth of ynnead early by using a planet that resonated with the warp and the crystallised bodies of multiple farseers but before the ritual could be complete the deathwatch interrupted the ritual stopping it however the ritual was partially successful as Ynnead stirred in the warp gaining a level of consciousness this released a massive wave of death energy that surged out across the galaxy. Yvraine died just as this energy hit the arena and Ynnead saw that she had lead a life as close to the pre fall eldar and thus revived her making her his emissary. When this happened the death energy sort of exploded and killed all the nulls that keep Khaines gate a breach into the warp in the webway closed allowing for demons to invade pandemonium ensues and yvraine escapes she sees that if chaos win this new war then the eldar are doomed anyway that’s why she agrees to revive Guilliman to lead humanity so the eldar can work without much interference from chaos as they would be so focused on killing Guilliman.
    The new plan was to gather the 5 crone swords ancient weapons of eldar legend, the legend states that Moria heg the old crone asked khaine to cut off her fingers so she could drink her own blood and thus gain greater wisdom. The finger bones where handed to Vaal who forged them into swords.
    The idea being if all the swords are brought together there power can replace the need for Ynnead to consume all the eldar souls
    There is a theory that the laughing god has been planning for Ynneads awakening and his final trick is to trick slannesh in aiding in the rebirth of the eldar. The theory being he will trick slannesh into giving Ynnead all the eldar souls she has consumed making him strong enough to kill her.
    There is another theory that both Ynnead and Isha (eldar goddess of life) are needed to revive the emperor

  • @maxmartinez9422
    @maxmartinez9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    But in the world of 40k a respectful conversation between these charecters is all thats needed...get it guilleman!

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In a world where almost no one chooses diplomacy (without immediate betrayal) it makes the moments where there is more impactful??

  • @steelgreyed
    @steelgreyed ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The part Bricky missed, he actually commented on. Gilliman spent "days" ....talking to each of them, putting on masks that would make them comfortable. That included the Eldari. What was mentioned there by his Waifu isn't recorded for some reason. And the "don't go!" "But I must!" is the end to pretty much 40% of all cheezy romance novels in existence. Its not much of a stretch.

  • @СтаниславБерезовский-щ5я
    @СтаниславБерезовский-щ5я 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I have been an ultramarine fan since my first (absolutely random) encounter with 40K through a Warhammer: DoW (the very first one) match with a friend in a PC-Club. Since, I’ve done a masters‘ degree in SCM (logistics XD) and am currently working in accounting. AND my girlfriend is a DIE-HARD Eldar fan. By the Emperor, I’m such a cliche XD

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The tale of Guillaman has taken root in your soul. Your destiny is his.
      I am sorry.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If it's any consolation, you aren't the only Space Marine enthusiast with an Eldar fan gf.

    • @michka841
      @michka841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok Gulliman we know it’s you

  • @TheRazmereShow
    @TheRazmereShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Turns out Roboute CAN take the armor off and Yvraine was just messing with him.... Yes, that's canon. ARMOR OF FATE short story. Look it up. Thus adding to the ship fuel of her being a teasing goth gf.

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You think the authors know and are just doing it on purpose?

    • @enomisv9830
      @enomisv9830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She's just like "don't take the armor off" *internally* because nobody gets to see that body but me

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is also referenced in Dark Imperium.

  • @C4ndleJ4ck
    @C4ndleJ4ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I want to see an Alfabusa skit of Cawl actually just furiously shitposting as part of his day to day activities.

  • @officiallthetruemuffinman8310
    @officiallthetruemuffinman8310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    every time I hear anyone mention trayzn I just hear orikan saying "BEAN JUICE!"

  • @AnshumanKantiBose
    @AnshumanKantiBose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    WITH COURAGE AND HONOUR

    • @CamH-mc5wt
      @CamH-mc5wt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *GREETINGS HONORABLE BATTLEBROTHER!*

    • @AnshumanKantiBose
      @AnshumanKantiBose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@CamH-mc5wt *AND TO YOU, HONOURABLE BATTLEBROTHER!*

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *THE CODEX ASTARTES SUPPORTS THIS ACTION, HONOURABLE BATTLE BROTHERS.*

    • @AnshumanKantiBose
      @AnshumanKantiBose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@11Survivor *OF COURSE IT DOES HONOURABLE BATTLE BROTHER!*

    • @johngavin3180
      @johngavin3180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WE MARCH FOR MACRAGE!

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Guilliman after learning about the imperiums current state: “The depression I feel So transparent that I’m pretty sure it had become a new Chaos God by now.”
    Nearby Ogryn: “Aaah, what’s a chaos god?”

  • @draxor3664
    @draxor3664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The amount of times Ive watched this episode just to hear Bricky say, “None could match Guilleman, none could come even close,” is more than I would like to admit.

  • @DominikKost
    @DominikKost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I wonder if he shouldn't be called Reboot after his ressurection...

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was thinking Reboot GUI-man

    • @tdab3883
      @tdab3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I almost spit my drink

    • @enomisv9830
      @enomisv9830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or because of the Eldar slang for humans, Reboot Gorillaman

  • @nightshadegaming1735
    @nightshadegaming1735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Ultramar, Ultramar, oooo we're Ultramarines and we're ultra cool and we're ugh, I hate Ultramar" - Lorgar right before turning Calth into a warp storm

  • @СтаниславБерезовский-щ5я
    @СтаниславБерезовский-щ5я 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    About the “Guilliman can’t take his armor off” thing, ACTUALLY (XD) he WAS taking it off in the following books, he was seen without the armor, so it’s not that clear. Most of the fandom now thinks that maybe he couldn’t take it off like right after the resurrection, but recovered enough with time to be able to survive without it.

    • @WelshMullet
      @WelshMullet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's covered in the Dawn of Fire books. He's always wearing it, but he has fitted holoprojectors to it so he can make it look like he's not to put others at ease

    • @СтаниславБерезовский-щ5я
      @СтаниславБерезовский-щ5я 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WelshMullet Well daaamn, I didn’t know that. Well, now the fan theory that the armor has a built-in soul stone sounds that much more convincing

  • @TheSniperGTO
    @TheSniperGTO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I’m 50 (a Venerable Dreadnought if you will) and have been playing this game since the Ultramarines Chief Librarian was half Eldar (true, look it up). Matt Ward did irreparable harm to the faction.

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@lucibvee
      *Black Templar breathing intensifies*

  • @AVREL24
    @AVREL24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Its not quite right, Bricky. Guilliman got the emperors sword after he arrived on Terra to meet his father. Right after the terran crusade

    • @mtgo9686
      @mtgo9686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think it is a lore problem, i wondered about the sword as well, but in the book he does have the sword when he is revived, basically he got it from big E 10,000 years ago. But then it’s said he came out of throne room with it, don’t know which one is cannon

    • @thebaron2277
      @thebaron2277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought he got it from Valdor after the seige of Terra

    • @thebaron2277
      @thebaron2277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anothergalaxy799 pretty sure this is the most recent one since it was in my copy of dark imperium which is the recent reprint to be In line with 9e. He had the emperor's sword when he fought fulgrim. That is unless they changed that

    • @fleur3674
      @fleur3674 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wasn't there another one. I heard Cawl found the sword on one planet and he gave it to Guilliman.

  • @duncanmckelvey5602
    @duncanmckelvey5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yvrainne and guiliman have a respectful conversation
    Still a better love story the both twilight and the majority of the rest of warhammer

  • @dudemcfurgusson7179
    @dudemcfurgusson7179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love these dude's constant characterization of Celestine as a lovable idiot. She's my favorite character because of these videos.

  • @breitve
    @breitve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i believe GW didnt exactly help with the robute/yvraine shippers when they made the "thanksgiving" picture featuring the pair as the mom and dad of the scene...

  • @PharosofLight
    @PharosofLight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Except for Games Workshop"
    I feel that in my wraithbones

  • @dean2_
    @dean2_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The premiere was set for 69 minutes
    You sly guys

    • @4_mana528
      @4_mana528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice

    • @ShardtheWolf
      @ShardtheWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're at 69 likes, and i refuse to change that

  • @ConfusCat
    @ConfusCat ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Best medical technology of the imperium: guilliman sleeps
    Some thicc eldar: *RESURRECTION BY ERECTION*

  • @notsae66
    @notsae66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "The resurrection Of G-sus Christ."

  • @theprodigy6486
    @theprodigy6486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I don’t want to beg but the grey knight and a thousand sons episode would be cool episode both together because not a lot of lore and codex are coming out to

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grand Master Kalder Draco really needs to get some help to warp dust it bad for your mind.

    • @jtaneme1541
      @jtaneme1541 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes you can uses the new trailer as footage

  • @richardduska1558
    @richardduska1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Respectfull conversation between a Primarch and an Eldar?.... It's pretty much a love story in 40K standards.

  • @theskipper7305
    @theskipper7305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like the fact that Rubberducky Giddy-man looks like just a larger ultramarine with his helmet on

  • @Hagosha
    @Hagosha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    >DK repeatedly Insulting and shitting on the Ultramarines and their name
    >DK naming all his warframe builds after THE STALKER.
    Ah yes. Hypocrisy. Delicious.

    • @anrgyauburn6723
      @anrgyauburn6723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t get the hypocrisy but timestamp?

    • @MLGHazrad
      @MLGHazrad 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anrgyauburn6723 dont quote me but stalker are tanks that are mostly Ultramarine colored. So he is technically naming ultramarine stuff on his warframe

    • @filwilliamson9149
      @filwilliamson9149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MLGHazrad Stalker tanks are used by almost every Space Marine chapter. It's just GW marketing that makes them all painted as ultramarine colors.

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MLGHazrad The Stalker is a character in warframe though, he's coloured black and red. Unless I missed him explicitly saying WH stalker, I don't think it's related to WH.

  • @AztexProketc
    @AztexProketc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Our boy Roboute Gulliman is our main topic now

  • @jorgemigueltavares6041
    @jorgemigueltavares6041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    What do you call a Legion of Chaos Marines that worships Nurgle but loves disguises and deception?
    *The Barfa Legion.*

  • @Tsuruchi_420
    @Tsuruchi_420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    16:15 remember that list from 1d4 about all the stuff Trazin has in his vault? We need one of those for all the places Ivrainne has worked in her life

    • @brycenlanager1216
      @brycenlanager1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      •worked as a waitress at a Denny’s on her forge world