ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN AND THE ULTRAMARINES (But mostly Guilliman) | Warhammer 40k lore
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The Ultramarines are considered one of the strongest and most honoured of all the Space Marine Chapters in the Imperium of Man, and were responsible for almost single-handedly holding the Imperium together after the Horus Heresy.
Highly disciplined and courageous warriors, the Ultramarines have remained true to the teachings of their Primarch Roboute Guilliman for 10,000 standard years. The Ultramarines were originally the XIIIth Space Marine Legion before the reforms that initiated the Second Founding and reshaped the Imperium after the Heresy on the orders of Guilliman himself as the lord commander of the Imperium and Imperial Regent. - บันเทิง
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my favorite guilliman moment is honestly just when him and his dad go on a hunting trip, and his dad gets hurt, and guilliman realizes that he's going to outlive his dad and just feels really sad, and his dad says its going to be alright. Its a little thing but its great.
Love it. Little moments like that are great for character building.
I've always imagined his dad being kind of a stern aloof hardass that are traditionally distant & demanding like my grandpa - asking his 7yo son to take a box of new bike parts to build his own bike, or take a block of steel and make his own axe at 11 yo. Capable of showing gentle love, but very difficult to talk to, man-to-man. Being Guilliman must have been cool since you can just DO stuffs perfectly and exceed his dad's requirements.
Damn.😢
Which book was this in? I need to have feels
Mine’s the sword break
Hilarious
My favorite Rowboat moment is when he tries to pick up paper in the Armor of Fate
"Shit is fucked" - Roboute Guilliman after his revival.
XD holy shit lol
"Ultra Fucked" lol
@@ruckmee4249 10th edition happens:shit is even more fucked
I could imagine Yvraine getting really excited when Roboute invites her to his quarters to "show her something that he has never shown anyone." Only to find out it's his ultra collection of stamps. Which makes her want him more because she all about that Boy Scout energy.
Thats kinda wholesome lmao
@@TalosAcephalos I Like a little wholesome with my grim dark.
@@ThatGuy-mt7hq just a little, as a treat
This wholesome is so powerful slaanesh has become stronger and less dangerous all in one.
His ultratrains on his ultratrainset.
I still love this interaction between Guilliman and Lorgar.
Lorgar: Have you lost your temper, Roboute?
Guilliman: I am going to gut you.
Lorgar: You have lost your temper.
All I heard was TTS Rogal Dorn
my favourite is the setup for this interaction, after the destruction of Monarchia when Lorgar attacks Guilliman in a rage but he just gets up, dusts himself off, and asks Lorgar if hes done with his temper tantrum
- U mad bro?
- *I am going to kill you.*
- Yup he mad
TTS has taught me that we can rag on the ultrasmurfs all day and night... but when you want something *DONE*, you get the blueberries
The great thing when you send the smurf hordes, is that every casulty on both sides is good news.
And you give them impossible odds. I swear that the worse the odds are these days, the louder their chanting gets, the greater my headache becomes, and the more of them survive.
Send them to get donuts from a drive-through, and they will have devistating casualties.
They are the ones you laugh at and begrudgingly come back to over and over because you need them. They're like the nerd you bully at school and then have to ask for help with your homework.
Dude I want to hate the Ultradicks so bad but they are literally the most stupidly effective army. I play custodes so same team don't drop pod my house but damn can't they take a L
@@camramaster true story. they can't hit a layup, but dammit if they aren't the BEST at "no chance in hell" operations.
Guilliman in 30k: (Wooden Plank)
Guilliman in 40k: ULTRA-FUCKING-DEPRESSION
Guilliman in 30k: happy accountant.
Guilliman in 40k: sad accountant.
@@Fourtytwo4242 there is no such thing as a happy accountant
@@KyrieFortune That was his power, he was the first ever happy accountant.
It all started when the Alpha Legion broke dad's iPad.
He was never happy again.
Papa Smurf is going to take too long to fix the Imperium cuz he's too busy slapping elf booty.
Talks about Rogal Dorn, Shy shows a picture of a single brick.
that is wrong
Dorn is not just a brick
He is a Brickwall
He's a brick....HOUSE!
@@joshbbrad2366 I hate this. Have an upvote good sir or madam.
A primarch is not an inanimate object like a brick. Unless he is dead...
I am fortifying this structure.
Funny thing is what made Guilliman who is today was the one thing he had no other Primarch had, the one thing that made him human, treated him with the most love and respect, the person who was always by his side, the person who always brought him cookies and orange juice when ever he was planning on invading a planet. Guilliman had a mom and a pretty damn good one at that.
Kip she was a true Ultra-mom
Okay but don't had grandpa and sometimes that's enough.
Basically, Guilliman and Dorne had good parental figures.
@@HuevoBendito so did Magnus
Vulkan also had a family, and he’s probably one of the most humane (ignoring pyromania) of the Primarchs.
I’m sending a theme here.
Fun fact, in Canada we have a gas station chain named ultramar. The colour scheme is also blue, white, and gold.
They knew what they where doing.
what Canada are you in?
Fucking time warp shenanigans.
@@mr.potato2223 As a vancouverian, probably not vancouver.
@@azariyelvarro6271 pretty sure they’re only in Ontario, Quebec, and Atlantic Canada
My favorite Quote from Roboute. Is straight on the top of his Wiki page:
"Why do I still live? What more do you want from me? I gave everything I had to you, to them. Look what they've made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an empire is driven not by reason and hope but by fear, hate and ignorance. Better that we had all burned in the fires of Horus' ambition than live to see this."
This quote alone just sums up how royal pissed he was woken up so rudely and has to deal with this shit. Even going so far as to admit. Horus should have burned it all to the ground.
NGL Imagine Sacrificing your life to Save an Empire, then you wake up and Everyone is just like
"So........ Yeah We got the Tyranids coming to terra..... Ultramar is being attacked, Daemons are everywhere and the Eye of terror Ripped the Imperium in half......."
@@robberyproductions1363 That's not the parts that he's mad about. He's 200% Pissed about the absolute buttfucked state of the Imperium, having turned into a crazy cult dystopia that's so far from what the Emperor intended 10000 years before that it's almost unrecognisable.
Because Geedubs needs to bang the fandom over the head with the "The Imperium is not cool or something to aspire to" stick for half of them to get it.
@@ToaArcan oh I was just making a joke about having a Rude wake up call
"dad literally had two rules. No religion, and no warp fuckery. Now just look where we are. Ten thousand years later and you assholes worship him and there are basically warp daemons devoted to him. I hate literally every one of you so much right now."
that's the point really. Horus wasnt really meant to win. if he did, chaos would eventually run out of humans to feast from. they thrive in an eternal stalemate not absolutes
"put my spleen back, i got a rebellion to quash" --Konnor Guilliman, probably
I honestly hope Guilliman almost dies and get a Dante moment, in like a dream, he on ground, dying and he looks up to just see Konnor there like "hey son it been a while, how the empire doing?"
@@Fourtytwo4242 well he got that with one of his dads...
Guilliman's technically not straight edge, he got drunk with those space wolves during the horus heresy and his mom yelled at him for oversleeping.
A tube on mount Everest started yelling at him?
Well his step mom
You know that's kind of a funny image imagine some lady in her like 60's chewing out the Ten foot tall peak of humanity jacked as hell roboute guilliman for wakeing up an hour after 9
@@emiliianoportillo1311 yeah that would be really funny
@@machomanrandysavage5879 it happened and was funny as fuck.
Famous rivalries
Word bearers vs ultramarines
Thousand sons vs space wolves
Dark angels vs space wolves
Dark angels vs dark ang-
Also
Iron Warriors VS Imperial Fists
Inquisition vs Space Wolves
Chaos Gods vs Chaos Gods
Emperors Children vs Space Wolves
Emperors Children vs Salamanders
Emperors Children vs Emperors Chi-
@@bjornthefellhanded5655 damn emperor's children! They ruined the emperors childrem!
@@bjornthefellhanded5655 #gungang :D
@@TalosAcephalos you Emperor's Children sure are a contentious people.
"I really like depressing polish games"
Shy: Shows picture of Cyberpunk
:(
J+v
Iron Harvest.
They did the game sad
I still have hopes for it
@@kylzepolaczkowaty2197 i think its all right, i did not go hypemode and expect that the game will chance my life and shit. The hype was not hood for the game. But also day one it was barely playable. All in all good game had fun fun
@@kylzepolaczkowaty2197 Move on, there are better games that deserve your time and money more.
"I Cato Sicarius am greatly upset about the lack of information about the great Cato Sicarius, which is I, Cato Sicarius!"
I read this In his voice hahahaha
Ultra groan.
Ultra depression...
Ultra fhackin crying.
come here, I have a new combat tactic for you, now don't move. You stand there, square up against your opponent, draw back your fist, and ULTRA PUNCH TO THE FACE!
I was really hoping in TTS when Guilliman wakes up that he just outright murdered Cato Sicarius
Shut Sicarius in a cage
As an army logistician two things get me excited, the possibility of getting to make spreadsheets and Robouto Guilliman
I bet you like Aurora 4x its like playing a exel spreadsheet
@@patricksvarietycorner5700 fish?
His foster dad's death is literally just a parody of Ceasars death
I am surprised that they didn't mention that that event was how he got his nick name ''The Avenging Son".
Its loosely based on it but not really a parody
To be fair, Guilliman is himself a walking Roman stereotype that feels like he's made to feel like Cesar.
I wouldn't be suprised if Gulliman is the reason all the astartes stuff is done in roman numerals
@yossarian I'm pretty sure, Calgar is supposed to be Augustus, seeing as his full name is, Marneus AUGUSTUS Calgar.
Listening to audiobooks where Rogal and Jaghatai have to say his name and pronounce it as "Ro-booty" cracks me up every time.
That's how our GM says it when we play the 40k RPG too lol
Which books?
cool pfp, physical instrument has the coolest art
I'm genuinely shocked that they didn't start calling him booty boi after that revelation of how his name is pronounced
gotta love Jaghatai's Engrish accent
To be fair to the Codex Astartes, the thing that the other Primarchs didn't like about it was the splitting of the Legions. The actual tactical knowledge contained within was all good. But the problem was after all the Primarchs disappeared, people religiously followed the Codex's tenants and left little to no room for deviation, treating it like a holy scripture. Guilliman did revise the Codex when he came back because he was like "FFS guys, you can do something different in battle if the situation calls for it"
You'd be surprised how badly the Imperium gets screwed over because their enemies read the military instruction manual that the smurfs follow so religiously
@@Aredel idk how much it would really help, a lot of the tactics the us army utilizes for example are publicly available, and even then, many of those are just common sense.
Like if you're ambushed the first thing you should do is "break contact" which means what it sounds like, either get physical distance, a sturdy obstacle, or obscurement like via smoke grenade so you're not suffering the effects of suppression and can freely plan your next move.
Knowing this isn't tactical genus, but how you go about breaking contact based your situation, resources, and the contact of the greater engagement could be.
@@SIRslipperyasp91 the difference between that and 40k is that in real life, we see it as a guideline. Something that is useful to learn from, but not strictly adhered to. We widely accept and utilize niche and unconventional tactics as the situation sees fit. In 40k, an unhealthy number of chapters see the Codex Astartes as a sacred dogma to be religiously adhered to at all times. “The space book says this is bad” isn’t literal: it’s a joke about how unwilling many chapters are to deviant from its instructions.
@@Aredel now im wondering how many times people were executed for picking up an enemy weapon because their bolter ran out of ammunition. Im too new to 40k so i just remember that apparently in the codex you get killed on the spot for doing so
@@ZyroShadowPony the marines are a bit more practical on that front. They don’t like using anything other than their given equipment, but they don’t have a commissar breathing down their neck for looking at an objectively better gun. Unless you’re the Black Templars, in which case I can see a chaplain smashing your head in with a crozius for heresy.
So he's basically the 40k Captain America. War hero, master strategist, total boy scout, but still a complete gigachad. Then on ice for ages and revived in a much darker and more morally grey era. Also wears a lot of blue armor.
Huh... huh
Logistics is his superpower.
Eh- ... Well shit you're right
😂
I get now why everyone hates Guilliman. Because he's the only f***ing competent leader of all the primarchs.
Guilliman: Ah, yes and what about supply lines?
Everyone Else: F***ing nerd!
Also Everyone Else: Dies from lack of supplies.
At least I won’t die a nerd
Idk i love the ultramarines because they are like the only humanish space marine, they give hope and want to make the galaxy better, they dont have a genetic flaw, or some great brooding curse that makes them kill everyone around them, they aren't super hairy, they are just sane competent people in a world full of crazies ( that's not to say the nother arent competent ethier) doing their best to create a better world as their primarch wanted. Guilliman gets shit done and seems to make life better for the common man, and i love that he is a idealist that can make shit happen.
Glad someone speaking truth. Seriously, space Augustus with space Roman legions is a cool template.
As a guy who grinds his teeth at "charge waving chainsword" used as the height of tactical skill, a dude who learns, documents, and improves his forces, to say nothing of an entire freaking society, is awesome.
@@fedupN Thanks to the two of you for helping me put into words why I love Guilliman and his Ultramarines
Who the fuck is "everyone"? I sure as hell appreciate and welcome competent leadership.
'famed rivals' of the lamenters include reality itself.
Lady luck beats the shit out of some lamenters.
Also called the ”Taxi bois”
@@Hiihtopipa DON’T DO MY BOIS LIKE THAT
@@Hiihtopipa you take that back,DO NOT DISRESPECT THE BOIS
One of my favorite moments at the battle of Calth, is when after having his command center blown up & being launched into space, Guilliman held his breath & went on a Word Bearer head punching spree. Also there is a beautiful quote from Lorgar, upon seeing the rage in Guilliman's eyes, where he realizes every wrong thing that happened to the Word Bearers wasn't something personal, and that Lorgar had mistakenly believed Guilliman hated him all this time. But now, he was truly angry, truly wanted him dead, and Lorgar wanted nothing more than to sit him down and talk to him, to try and convince him of Horus' cause.
can i get the sauce pls,wanna read that whole chapter
@@danang5 The head punching thing is from "Know no Fear" & the Lorgar moment was from "Betrayer"
He wasn't even holding his breath, he went 12 hours without breathing.
@@sonofjack6286 He may be a "bean counter" but he still is a primarch. And boy, do they hit hard.
You do realize that if you had your breath in space, it's a lot more painful than if you try to actually breath in space. If you he your breath, your lungs will explode and your blood will boil. Whereas if you try to breath, you will just suffocate so it won't be as violent or brutal. So I think it's more of gulliman was suffocating, but because he was a primarch, he physically couldn't die unless it went a little longer than it did.
The best way to describe Guilliman is ‘imagine Julius Ceasar but replace his brain with a supercomputer’
What the Curze, I finally get it.
I wonder if the Orks have considered painting themselves blue to win more.
They have! Deathskulls
Blue is lucky. Which is also the only reason ultramarines win all the time.
Legends said that the 2 missing space marine legions were painted purple, they are so good at being sneaky they can hide in people’s memory. That’s why no one remember them.
I think there's actually a short story about orks wearing ultramarine armor and convincing themselves that they're space marines fighting for the emperor. I know there's a ton of memes about it, but I'm pretty sure that's based on an old story
Blue is the color of good loot! Why have a never connected the dots, only reason the ultramarines have plot armor is because the orcs think blue is lucky
Drinking game: every time we hear "smurf" or a reference to it, we drink.
I don't want to die from alcohol poisoning
Don't forget blueberry
I dont think you're allowed to post your plans for killing off humanity...
Honestly, considering how Bricky treats those types of memes, you probably won't get too drunk
Edit: I called it you cringe memer
you will get literally 1 drink
23:12 Guilliman sounds like the living embodiment of the saying "Amateurs study tactics, professionals study logistics."
Ultramar is silly only to english speakers. It's a reference to the portuguese Ultramar empire. It means "beyond the sea" in this case meaning beyond the planet. Guilliam called it Ultramar because his territories expanded multiple planets
it does sound a lot better in Portuguese now that i think about it. dont have many friends into 40k much to speak about it with in my native language, the few i do i usually speak english with, so i never even thought about it
And The reason they are called Ultramarines is not because they are "Ultra" good space marines. It's because there's armor is painted Ultramarine Blue, hence Ultramarines (in the old lore they were painted Ultramarine, now they are Cobolt blue.
Came here looking for this comment. Yes it is beyond the sea or beyond the homeplanet. The reason why we have marines is because we have a mar so we can have a marina with boats , a singular mariner and plural marines. But I guess it's lost on DK. I mean ultramarines is space rome. Robute is Julius Caesar and they are the 13th legion, Julius Caesars own legion. T
Yadda yadda akshually....
The man,, the myth, the legendary Robotnik Gonorrhea himself. Let's get it.
Also guys if you end up doing Emperor's Children any time soon PLEEEEASE do not forget to include the Ancient Rylanor story. He is truly the ultimate Chad in all of 40k.
Rylanir and Saul tarvitz both have a monopoly on the Chad energy of 40k
@@exiusagron6660 Sevitar is pretty dope to. Head butting kharne after getting tired of their fight, escaping captibity from the dark angels just to beat a man to death with his own power flail after he crippled his astropath friend, then being like, "OK back to jail I go!"
The ancient of rights deserves better than he got and better than the imperium could provide. If they just found him put him into a dreadnought inside a knight inside a titan that man would've made every single traitor primarch a large red stain of blood and warp energy.
Don't forget Sigismund
the embodiment of the emperor's chadness
Also hope they don’t forget Fabius bile
There's conspiracies that the Ultramarines' large numbers come from the two purged legions. As their head count conspiciously swelled around the time the two Primarches were struck from history.
That pretty much canon, Rogal Dorn also took some in, problem is was it just one primarch or both of them? but yeah Guilliman took them under his wing, question is did he take in some loyalist iron boys.
@@Fourtytwo4242 Not likely. Iirc the loyalist Legionaries were used to found the Grey Knights
I still want to know who those two were.
@@Lotan_ Not all of them, the grey knights only had 1000 marines, Guilliman most likely had 10k iron warriors fighting for the emperor, after so much battling only 3k most likely remained in the utra marines. Meaning there could be 3 chapters are iron warrior gene-stock, again only matters how many are left.
@@camramaster I actually found a leak from GW on this one.
they were lovers of basket ball and wasted their legions challenging every leader to a basket ball match their legions often had trouble with wanting to obey their leader and the fact the power armor made basket ball difficult.
The emperor was okay with this because somehow they were taking over worlds, slowly, they made lorgar look like a lightning bolt. But with full intact infrastructures and full populations ready and willing to serve.
However eventually they landed on a world with strange creatures reminiscent of many earth native animals that seemed to defy logic, their density, elasticity and durability changes with no clear sense of reasoning behind it. They could fall hundreds of feet and break bones or they might fall into the core and crawl out without a scratch, even the way they fell wouldn’t always follow any set logic. they just like any other world challenges these strange creatures to games of basket ball taking various things when winning. Eventually becoming rulers of this world, the emperor was fascinated to see these strange creatures listed in the report.
But that’s when he saw it, they were the loony toons. He hated them with all his being, he hated the big chungus meme with all his might as it lasted 10,000 years.and a war broke out causing one of them to turn traitor because he had grown a fetish for Lola bunny and inflation, often using her as a basket ball during sex.
The traitor was executed and the loyalist took his own life having lost the only one who could challenge him to 1 on 1 games.
Lion el Johnson does become a better person, buts it’s literally seconds before he becomes KO’d and takes his nap. So he never had a chance to reform his dark angels, which is why they are still so doucey and secretive. In essence, lion el Johnson would be super disappointed in his sons if he could see them now, they are living representation of his worst traits. Too secretive to be honest, too prideful to become better.
Essentially,
Give us the sons of Caliban episode losers, I need your perspective on my favorite assholes.
I always liked the meme of lion waking up, getting all the chapter masters in a room, having some dark angels lock a door and then taking out a ultra belt.
@@Fourtytwo4242 it’s like one of those shitty anti drug ads.
Lion el Johnson- “Where did you learn to do this son?”
Azreal- “I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!!”
Really? What changed about him?
@@doomguy9049 you see, Lion was kicked from imperium secundus, and he began to question his actions. He recognized that his actions had destroyed more planets than the night lords did. In his hunt for Conrad, he became a monster. He hurt a shit ton of people in his war. He felt bad that he had his second in command, Luther, removed from duty for questioning his actions. As he left secundus, he headed strait for caliban. To apologize to his legion, and to a hurt, berated, Luther. But when he got there, Luther had turned the dark angels of caliban into traitors in an effort to save the falling legion and planet. In their battle neither would kill the other, ending with the lion in a coma and Luther captured by the dark angels.
@@jasons.2807 Big thing is Luther was lion's real dad, like he raised lion so to kill his son was something he could not do. Even being controlled by the chaos gods his love for his son was still to strong. Then the fallen who had every right to doubt lion ran away and fell to chaos, the angels under lion command went insane and became the dumb asses of today.
Which is why I can't wait for lion to come back, there so much to him now and for him to put his dad (who his sons beat the shit out of every hundred years for 10k years) down going be a interesting moment. Got to love that GRIM DARK feeling to it. it also be nice to see dark angels go from nut job memes to the original point, people built to hunt down traitors.
also chances are dark angels might try to put lion back in a comma after he starts fixing their shit. FALLEN 2.0 BABY!!!
"Theoreticals and Implementation, two of Guilliman's favorite things"
"light rain for a moment"...
1:16:33 -To show the power of Ultra Flex Tape®, I sawed this Imperium in half! And repaired it with only Ultra Flex Tape! Not only does Ultra Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the Imperium (and real space) together, but it creates a super strong Chaos tight seal, so the inside is completely loyal!
I hate that this doesn’t have more likes and isn’t pinned at the very top. Take my like, you beautiful pink blob with a mosin
@@11jerans It's /actually/ Gewehr 98 but thank you for your support
Now how do I get the Image of Commisar Phillip Swift shooting propaganda out of my head?
Sooo where can get some is stuff dude?
Some of this stuff
"Only Johnny Cage gets to call me Grandmaster Blueberry Ice!"
- Guilliman probably
Both Guilliman's parents are Chad's
His dad for the whole commanding a army from his hospital bed and
His mother henceforth called Guillimum for basically telling Kurse to get out
Bricky: "Guilliman really loved governments."
Libertarians: "MY HATE IS RETROACTIVELY VALIDATED."
Libertarians playing Imperium is peak irony and always the case
@@AceTaxiaGaming they play orkz
@@ianwatterson6970 nah, they and ironically play as fascists
@@AceTaxiaGaming Look, no one in their right mind would support the Imperium in real life, but you also don't have to let politics stop you from appreciating an aesthetic. Bolter go bang-bang.
@@AceTaxiaGaming "Ironically"
Oh right, The Codex. The Codex from Girlyman. The Codex limiting our chapters to a thousand marines. Rowboat's Codex
Isn’t his codex book based off the logar book so that means ultramarines = heretics
@@scotbot2016 Uhm no ? The Lectitio Divinitus is based on Lorgar's book.
Funny thing guilliman wanted it to be guide lines not a follow it 100% of the time, then he got stabbed woke up and all his marines worship the fucking book. Say least he was even more sad and is now making a Codex 2 because no one could understand it was just guide lines. In short he gave marines way to much credit and this time it going be so dumbed down that anyone can read it.
... That Codex?
@@scotbot2016 no, no, no... Girlyman is a heretic, because he actively allowed the creation of a Legion (violating his own codex) using geneseed that belonged to other Primarchs, is actively trying to remove baseline human control over the Imperium, and enabling a techno heretic to... eugh, innovate.
The one thing that annoys me to no end about ultramarines is that most Space Marine kits have ONLY Ultramarine decals on their transfer sheet, meaning that if you want to paint ANY other chapter, you've got to friggin freehand that chapter symbol.
This is, genuinely, literally the only complaint worth hearing about in regards to the Ultramarines.
Its TRAGIC and frankly appalling that GW doesnt include decals for the other chapters - ESPECISIALLY in regards to things like say, the Lamentors, who PREFOMINANTLY feature checkerboard patterns... on top of orange-ish bronze or taxi cab yellow armor.
Freehanding THAT is a nightmare that could be solved with a SINGLE sticker. But, the Ultramatines dont use checkerboard patterns so fat chance youre getting any in your standard space marine box.
That's completely understandable. They have "upgrade kits" for certain chapters which are essentially the transfers and some glorified shoulder pads, but even then only for big name chapters.
thats not really an ultramarine thing thats a gw thing.
The Elite and Command starter sets have Ultramarines, but also Space Wolves, Blood Angels and Dark Angels
You kind of have get the transfers for the other loyalist legions from Forge World. Black Templars? Nope.
" Rogal Dorn didn't like it. "
Yes. His normal calm had been... compromised.
He was something *beyond* furious.
Once a upon a time, i was me
Roboute Guilliman: “Eventually there will be no more war.”
Reality and all of existence: *LAUGHS IN 40K*
RAAAWWWWW BOOOOOTYYY GILLYYMAN
Yvraine:😂
Also Yvraine:😲
Rowboat Girlyman
Give us the ass GW!!!
That thing was bigger than a bolter
"How do you trust someone called Gallan?" - I feel personally attacked
Aww whatcha going to do about it turn traitor
Ok traitor
Sup microcann
Loyalists: *commit mass genocide and war crimes*
Dk: "God what bastards!"
Traitor legions: *commit mass genocide and war crimes*
Dk: "I'm gonna ignore that... OH HEY COOL THINGS THESE GUYS DID!"
to be fair, they are mega-villainous, so if they do something bad, it's expected. If "good-guys" do something bad then it's more important.
@@ardensediri80 tau are the "good guys"
Imperium are opportunistic pragmatists.
Orkz: Blue is the luckiest color
**Guilliman awakens to the word bearers wet dream version of the empirium** :
Lucky Me #### -_-
"Avenging Bean Counter" got me laughing harder than I expected.
let's be honest Fulgrim isnt a traitor he's just Guilliman's wingman. Literally got branded as a traitor so that Guilliman could get a girlfriend.
Best brother ever
@@akumaking1 The loyal one right? We need some guys to save him from Necrons in a book or something.
Pretty sure Ferrus would disagree with the first bit.
Bring forth thy elvish gothish bootay!
@@ardagenc6842 hold up loyal fulgrim? how did i miss this? i now have a new headcannon, when rylanor made his last stand trazin stopped time again and snatched him up and repaired him and put him in his gallery next to loyalsit fulgrim and rylanor gets to see his gene father as the man he remembered not snek boi
The Ultramarines are like John Cena: taken in isolation, they're fine. It's how often they get pushed that's the problem.
@@akumaking1 tru
@@akumaking1 nani?!?
@@Tucker0603 John Cena recently apologized for "accidentally" referring to Taiwan as a country.
@@pathfindersavant3988 he's been doing some kind of corporate ambassador thing for the past 10yrs or so with china.
Except both get pushed so much because the majority of fans like them.
"You there, the big lady with wings, what's your deal?"
"I'm a living saint, Lord Commander, a mortal human elevated to godhood as a living embodiment of humanity's religious belief."
"That's basically everything we were trying to avoid. I can't even with how wrong that all is."
"Look, Lord Commander, I brought you a hat! See how shiny and splendid a hat it is!"
"...Dad damn it."
She doesn't exist.
Fish
Why do I love this so much 😂😂
I consider Shy a host.
If shy is doing all the editing, then yeah full credit. The picture choices are excellent.
Yeah, there's usually greatness in all their stuff but she knocked it out of the park on this one.
Will Bricky ever learn that the word is "Zealous" not "Zealotous"
Find out on the next episode of dragon...ball...Z
Probably not
Zeitgeist is also not pronounced zeet-geist.
You know, I'm kinda disappointed that Bricky didn't talk about Tarasha Euten, the mother of Guilliman. Guilliman is probably one of the few Primarchs who has a mother figure.
Smurfs aren't bad, people just remember the shitty, shitty writing Ward did for them.
Grandpa smurf the big hypocrite. He is the premogenitor to the 3rd worst loyalists barely ahead of the ravenguard and iron hands.
@@wiccanthropy1956 You forgot the guys who care more about proving themselves innocent then actually helping anyone, the ones who have to be killed eventually because if they aren’t they’ll become more murder-y then the guys whose armor is deep red literally because it’s stained with so much blood, the guys who are half mutt and so obsessed with legacy that they sit around 3/4ths of the time waiting to fight the most epic battle they can find, the ones who are so obsessed with the hunt they’ll ignore a galactic crisis if their current chosen prey is in the other direction, then the cowards who sit behind their fortresses waiting for the enemy to come to them rather then even try to get the battle over quickly, and finally the only actual good ones who care about Humanity and love Fire a bit too much.
@@gammothguy297 where was the love for the citizens of helsreach. Never forget. The salamanders gave up on them.
@@wiccanthropy1956 Fair. I was just doing the meme really. I’m an Iron Hands connoisseur through and through, I was just pointing out that every Loyalist Legion is really the worst one. None of them are “better” then any other. They all have their problems, and that!s ironically what makes them Human. They just won’t embrace them.
@@gammothguy297 honestly? I'm a night lord guy. I like the clenched fist contrasting vulkans aggressive acceptance. The iron hands are tied for my least knowledgeable legions with the emperors children. Sorry gorgon fans. Which clan of medusae do you like most?
“Lion El Johnson is kind of a dick.”
Me, and Alpha Legion fan who read the Alpharius book and read Johnson go on a tantrum because Alpharius hinted that Guilliman might be a good warmaster: “you don’t fucking say!”
"Curze is the coolest Primarch"
Laughs in Vulkan "Stop tickling me Curze"
it is also a hammer
[ Spoilers ]
I will always visualize Guilliman's awakening (which was in the middle of a small battle going around him) like:
Guilliman: *wakes up*
*Doom Music Stops*
Guilliman: *rubs face*
Guilliman: *drinks some coffee*
Ultramarines:
Chaos Marines:
Guilliman:
Guilliman:
Guilliman: *punches Chaos Marine in realization*
*DOOM MUSIC CONTINUES*
*DOOM MUSIC PLAYS LOUDER*
Beautiful absolutely beautiful.
He woke up and moved and every one stopped fighting he looked around in confusion than a khorne berserker charted him and was killed imediatly
@@arandomcomment7208 certified world eater moment
Everyone, even those aligned with Chaos, must stop the Doom Music when one of the Big Boys comes back from the dead right in front of you.
I like to think that said punched Chaos Marine just happened to be next to the coffee and just looked up at him in awe, then Guilliman looks down at him before being like '....Wait, you're not supposed to be here..' in his mind before he cast fist at them.
@@Eva-uw6uo I've got this image of guiliman wandering past in a bathrobe wiping his eyes and wondering why somethings are on fire on his way to the coffee pot
5/10 "It was okay"
Ahh yes of course. Your input is most valued lord Adornable.
Oh I can't wait for Bricky to enlighten DK on this, especially when the unnamed being known as 'The Warden' get's mentioned.
I'M GONNA SAY THE M-WORD!
DK: "lol Dorn couldn't read-"
Imperial Fists players and fans: *Hold thy Emperor and Dorn's damn vox! Pardon me!?!?!*
The best moment of Guiliman is (after the whole thing with the Word Bearers and Monarchia),
when Lorgar slaps Guiliman to the ground out of rage,
and G-Man just stands up and says "Is your tantrum concluded, Brother?"
He didn't say a word actually.
Let it be known:
All those 'Ultra' memes the live chat was spamming during the premier was top tier
Ultra live* Ultra chat* Ultra Spamming* Ultra Premier* Ultra top* Ultra tier*
@@akumaking1 ultra rapid deployment..... wait
The dark angels used to be the biggest legion before the rangdan xenocides if I remember right and I’ve heard theories that the two erased primarchs legions remnants joined the ultramarines
Given the fact that the legion 2 and 11 was the missing ones and the Ultramarines was the 13th legion, that make sense.
It been confirm that Pr8march were able to convince the emperor the absorb the two legion as they not in trouble as their primarchs were.
F***, if this theory is True... The Astral Claws may have been... Oh.
Dark angels were the biggest untill the chapters had to start making their own, they also had the best gear because they were the first legion. Papa smurf changed that and it had nothing to do with the missing chapters, 500 stable seed worlds can produce alot of men. He addresses it when the lion shows up for his meet and greet.
@@Ashtor1337 That may be what Guilliman said to cover his ass, but if you look at the timeline the Ultramarines very suddenly more than doubled their numbers immediately after the II and IX Primarchs got wolfed hard. The Dark Angels still would have been biggest if they hadn't lost nearly 2/3 of their legion during the Rangdan Xenocides.
@@gama343 lmao . No they wouldn't be. Dark angels had 1 Death world to recruit from... Ultramarines had 1000+ normal worlds. The Terran made legionaries would not have been enough to compensate. Terra no longer supplied the legions once their primarchs were found. That massive increase is 1000 worlds. Look at the other legions. Only the word bearers came close to matching the Ultramarines. Dark Angles couldn't even keep up with the Word Bearers.
The Lion achived redemtion(were he wasn't an asshole anymore) like 10 minutes before his planet exploded
Isn't this a joke in another series?
@@lordofshades9852 is it? I dindn't know. Do you know from wich series?
@@johanneisenach8825 I'm thinking about it and I think it may have been team four star's DBZ abriged series with Freiza
@@lordofshades9852 ah okay, haven't watched that
ah yes, the one primarch who everyone refuses to say his name right: Booty Gillman.
It's like bendyman cucumber
Beautiful giraffeman
depressing polish games is a...surprisingly specific category, and I'm here for it.
Looking for that Steam Tag
Robot girlyman is the empire builder, the perfect diplomat and buracrat.
While it's not as awesome as a magic giant or a angel, it's exactly what the wounded empire needs now, if anyone can bring it back to the plan the employer had its him.
40k does not need a emperor, it does not need a warrior, it does not need a super knight of death, it does not need a wolf king, it does not need a warmaster, IT NEEDS THE GOD DAMN SPACE ACCOUNDENT
Yeah him and rogal have the least fancy powers but the most evident effects. Plus I love his dichotomy with angron since they both ended up on Roman style worlds, and they both are natural berzerkers. Makes you wonder what angron would have been like without the nails.
@@thesweetbusinessfanclub7072 In his book it was really clear and even more sad what we lost, it also clear why the emperor was looking into getting the nails removed. Angron was a much nicer vulkan, yes you heard me right A NICER VULKAN!! His power was to be able to take in others pain, he was the white mage of the primarchs.
This also makes you wonder what the world eaters would have been, with such a leader in charge they most likely would have been the most human of the space marines way more human then even the salamanders.
@@Fourtytwo4242 wait really?! Well crap I gotta read that now
THE EMPLOYER HIRES
Bricky in every faction explained: "I'm glad Curze is dead because he's a sick fuck"
Bricky now: "Curze is so great" *starts collecting night lords*
Bit late but that’s what the Night Lords trilogy does to a man…
Fun thing about the Battle of Calth, most of the Ultramarines killed in the battle were killed by a Word Bearers ship ramming the orbital shipyards at 60% the speed of light, and then being shot at by Word Bearers ships without the chance to defend themselves over the next hour. As soon as the Ultramarines were given permission and orders to fight back it turned into a one-sided slaughter of Word Bearers forces. Even though the Ultramarines lost half their Legion and a huge number of ships, it was still their win. The Word Bearers also lost almost half their Legion, a huge number of mortal auxiliary forces, and failed to complete their main objective. The Ruinstorm was Plan B. It was a desperate stalling measure Erebus came up with in case their treachery failed (which it did). The fact that they failed to kill Roboute Guilliman made the attack on Calth a strategic failure, and the fact that they didn't even manage to cut the Ultramarines forces down to under Legion strength made it a tactical failure. The failure to make Calth's star explode cost the Word Bearers a huge amount of their fighting strength, and tied both themselves and the World Eaters down in Ultramar for far too long. What should have been a quick way to take the largest Loyalist Legion off the playing board wound up stalling two Traitor Legions in order to bring them down to average Legion size, and really pissing them off in the process.
God damn, just you think the Word Bearers actually managed to do something badass. Even when they turn traitor and ambush the other side they still suck at it. I mean it kinda fits since they were probably one of the weakest in terms of battle prowess from what I’ve heard but damn. Here I was thinking they’d gotten to shake off their weakness and lack of battle prowess through zeal and faith and become a legitimate match for their mortal enemies
It annoys me that they couldn't or wouldn't fight back without receiving permission or orders.
Waiting for that Rogal Dorn video
Rogal is like top 5 primarchs on anyone's list. Each list is made better with a solid foundation.
Try and see if you can listen to this text:
"It is I, *Rogal Dorn* "
@@sparking023 thats funny and unbearably sad
Ultramarines: ULTRA-DAD!
Guilliman: ULTRA SONS!
Yvvraine: what…
Ultramarines: ULTRA MOM!
ah, remember the time when the ultramarines had a half human half eldar librarian captain.
in ultramar, it seems the imperium is a little more open to the idea of eldar girlfriends
it may be indication that robute has a special place in his heart ready for the right space elf to take up home
Er... Source? Because this seems wild
@@craigkuhlman6869 well, he even has his own page on the wiki, just do a search for Illiyan Nastase and you should be able to find him.
jokes aside, i doubt he is still canon, but at one point in time, GW thought this was a good idea
Rogal smashes a square box through a round hole because the instructions said to.
Bobby G puts it through the square hole and writes a small essay to fix the instructions and improve the game.
Leman smashes the square peg through the round hole cause its fun.
Ahh man you missed some absolutely hilarious moments with Rowboat and the women that was effectively his mom. Bassicly the she was his human dad's fuck buddy and aid and helped rase Rowboat.
One really funny moment was when she called him out for being jelly about the lion when he arrived in imperial sucondus
Another she managed to shame curz when he went to try and kill her
I think her name was Tarasha Euten
And her chastising him after his drunken antics with the Space Wolves
It takes a lot of balls to chastise Konrad Kurze as he's coming to kill you.
The ultra Smurf’s are truly the greatest of them all all hail papa Smurf
Grandpa smurf*
For anybody else out there that wants to play Ultramarines but feels like they aren't allowed, play the army you want to play, it's yours and nobody else is going to spend the money or time on it so play what you want.
I don't understand that kind of thinking. Really aside from favoritism the only beef to be had with the ultramarines is that their codex astartes sucks. It really isn't even a ultramarine thing. It's a Bobby G thing.Black Templars for life.
@@wiccanthropy1956 the codex does not suck, its basially a book with great advice and tactics they prob werent all created by robute, kind of like the art of war. its a collection put together along with advice on almost every situation one could face. And the codex helped to save the imperium from another civil war and making sure that any rebellion by space marines was but a small hic up in the grand scheme of things.
Also the black templars are literally what their god did not want for humanity blind zealots who are ruled by superstition.
@@GuthanSlayer the codex was almost the catalyst for the next Civil War. The zealots were allowed free roaming privileges because of the codex splitting up the legions. If rogal was in charge he could've reigned in the bad boys exiling sigismund if necessary. They are a direct result of the cause= the codex. It's like looking at ball dropping out of your hand and being surprised it landed on the floor.
@@wiccanthropy1956 Guilliman wanted the Codex to be seen a guide-line not a bible , they treat the book not like their primarch wanted , dont blame guilliman on this.
@@xFirtewx rimworld gullible wrote into his book that legion making was severely taboo. This mindset is dumb because none of his arguments against why it was a good idea outweighed the reasons that it was a dumb idea. "They don't trust us" "they would trust a whole bunch of lesser minds more?" "No one should have that much power" "will the 500 world's of ultramar disband and become singularities numbering world no larger than 5 worlds still bound together? Doesn't both of those scenarios sever utility? Wouldn't it be a shame if we lost all our siege experts at once? Or all our stealth experts because they were undermanned?" This is my big stink on it. The fact that he has an entire legion of Leandros from Space marine isn't really that big a deal to me.
My friend just started playing warhammer and his first army is Ultramarines. People keep giving him shit, hes just like, "I like Romans". P.S. do Corvus Corax and the Raven Guard.
Agree on the Raven guard bit, Most underappreciated Primarch
Also yea the community meme hate on the UM is gone to bullshit levels where people are actively now bullying people who play them
Which is weird to me since you'd think a lot of people would gravitate more towards Ultramarines since they're the only loyalist with a playable Primarch, the novelty of that alone I'd assume would draw many people to them.
Matt Ward REALLY hurt their image that badly huh?
I like Roman's as well, but I have a Vikings army, cuz vikings are cool.
What a Chat!!!
@@MattManDX1 what if I told you that’s why I chose salamanders as my first army… I wanted to be a “good” guy but I wasn’t about to get bullied by random people for the color of my models 🤦🏻♂️ also flaming shit is dope 😂
Know no fear is my favorite HH book, the mark of Calth has 2 meanings, 1) refers to the horrible sunburn which scared unprotested skin, 2) the moment Guilliman started to fight back.
The plague of Matt Ward has been purged, we may enjoy the blue boys once more!
Too bad that plague left so many scars in the minds of people
@@marcuskylemarcuskyle222 as someone new to 40k i love the um and guillaman to see them get so much hate it makes me a bit sad tbh but then again I only seen most of the new stuff with them
@@davidpower5710 They are the poster boys of the space marines, who themselves are the poster boys of warhammer 40.000; seeing them everywhere is to be expected.
As for the hate? It's because of how much friggin plot armor they have and always being presented as awesome, while at the same time being the most bland space marine chapter, with literally nothing special or unique about them except for their paint scheme how stuck up they are about their friggin book, like goddamn superhuman boy scouts. Overall.. they are BORING, Bland compared to other chapters, and they are EVERYWHERE
@@thorveim1174 eh. I like em. The plot armor is annoying but i do enjoy Rowboat Goblin, and i like that they're all rounders. They're a good POV for 40K beginners so of course they're gonna be everywhere.
I quite enjoy the Roman aesthetics that the boys in blue have. Also, they are kinda easier to paint, I myself am painting my marines like the 3rd company, and may buy Robal Gorn to complement my army
"How did Guilliman survive getting hit in the head by Lorgars magic mace" "oh he had a helmet on" WHAT THE FUCK! Such a boy scout, wearing a helmet, I thought it was an unwritten rule that primarchs didn't wear helmets.
(shakes head) I was becoming a Guilliman fan, he's smart and forward thinking I like him, but wearing a helmet . . . nerd.
Alpharius wears a helmet
Perterabo wore a helmet when he kicked the snot out of daemon angron
@@DarthRellek55 The helmet stays on when shit kicking daemons
@@filwilliamson9149 heck ye
The lion wears his helmet in most battles. And I'm pretty sure sanguinius does too. Pretty much more loyalists wear their helmets in battle than the future traitors did. I don't think Horus ever did, angron clearly never did, im not sure about Konrad, I don't think lorgar did, mortarion wore a hood, Magnus(not a traitor by choice) never wore a helmet. Perturabo seems like the people working at OSHA that require you to wear a helmet when working, but they rarely do.
Huge missed opportunity to have on Luetin and have him try and convince these two the ultrasmurfs aren't so bad
The big boi episode of Ultramarines and you guys didn't invite Luetin09 to the pod? D:
It can't be, if Luetin was here this whole thing would be too good. The amount of joy that might spawn from such a crossover could cause a tear in the fabric of our reality.
@@AnimeFan9833 Birth of new Chaos god perhaps?
@@Rodion9920 Slaanesh 2.0
No nerds allowed!
Luetin doesn't seem to like collabing. He apparently just rejected being on Adeptus Podcastus
It is I Cato sicarius the greatest of all the ultramarines and captain of the 2nd company
Captain Titus" Are you sure about that?"
@@Juggernaut1782 *sicarius* i am sorry titus but you are currently serveing in the deathwatch
*Laughs in Ventris*
That was great can’t wait to see DK’s reaction to Guillemans Goth Eldar GF Yvranne in the next part!
Now that I heard Guilliman's life on McCragge he really reminds me of a mix between Julius Caesar and Augustus, he pacified a people to the nord (similar to Caesar's war in Gaul) and then avenging his father's death by hunting down the conspirators (like Augustus did with Caesar's killers)
Thats on purpose.
They took tons from ancient history. Skitari (admech troops) were actually Spartan Warriors. Blood Angels are full of Christian imagery, it goes on and on.
Here's to hoping we get a black templars video soon
Rowboat Girlie-man, author of the the blueberry boyscout manual.
Ultramar is a Portuguese word actually (might also be present on other Latin languages, can't say), meant to refer to territories that belong to a country on the other side of the ocean/sea ("Mar" means sea in Portuguese, and ultra can mean extreme OR "what is beyond"), like colonies... naming it Ultramar makes sense actually, as it is basically an empire on itself, where Maccrage is the capital/metropolis and the other words are the "outer sea" territories... hell, gotta be honest, the name is actually pretty good to me, specially when you see other 40k names.
Ultra is 100% latin that means beyond and mar is also from latin. but it also means sea :P also does in spanish but in french its mer and in italian is mare. Which is really cool and i didnt know this stuff until i read your comment and started looking this up XD so thanks for that.
@@GuthanSlayer Glad to be helpful. Portuguese is my mother language, so a lot of the Latin "cool" sounding words that are used in 40k and other universes are, to me, pretty easy to understand
Makes sense since Guilliman's lands extends beyond the "sea of stars"
Me every time I hear about Russ and the space wolves:”WOO WOO WOO WOO!!”
That is Guillimans favorite chapter to, only boys he could get drunk with and have a nice chat has equals. He likes his boys but man you just need to relax and have a drink some times.
I think you mean "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
FINALLY doing some loyalist Marines! 😁 I am patiently waiting for your guy's take on the Lion and the Dark Angels!...
Lamenters are loyalists. 😑
@@furSonea Whoopsie... I should clarify a first founding loyalist chapter with a Primarch.
I want to see Bricky seeing the truth about Dorn.
I'm just waiting for the best bois, the salamanders
But they're a Chaos faction XD
I appreciate two dudes talking about space genocide and all, but Shy's memes is what makes me want to watch more.
DK's reaction to hearing the correct pronunciation of Roboute Guilliman: "I'm not saying that"
Guilliman: Here is the Codex Astartes! Rogal Dorn: Magic Glove tell me what to do!
Okay, ROB made me laugh hysterically
Two things are certain in this series:
1. DK hasn't played anything that Bricky likes
2. Bricky's gonna butcher every non-english word so bad that even Skarbrand would blush
girlyman on celestien "were the emperor to step off his throne im fairly certain his first order of business would be to gut you where you stand"
The funny thing abouth the Codex Astartes is that Guliman intended it to be a guid line. Like a handbook that you pull out when you don't know what to do. NOT as a set of rules that needed to be followed. But somehow just like with big E the rest of the galaxy didn't get the memo.
Honestly in the beginning I thought all of the ultra smurf stuff was funny but it got old fast and after years of people bitching and making fun of the Ultramarines, I grew to be a huge fan of them
It’s funny that the most produced and most represented space marine legion actually has a small, very devout cult following. I totally agree with you, I would love to paint an ultramarine army.
@@jasons.2807 I am a white scares fan my self but even I know they are not THAT BAD, hell codex made sense in the early days, Guilliman most likely planned on changing it has years went on. It honestly was not that big of a deal until he got stabbed to death.
@@Fourtytwo4242 guilliman is just barely better than perturabo. They both crippled the imp fists. He also broke his own Geneva convention by ordering the primaris project. He is slowly outsourcing all baseline humans from the ruling structure. He never once said "hey I know this 1000 man limit sucks and brotherhoods forged in fire will be severed, so as a compromise, I'll go down to one world like the rest of you" he is as hypocritical as doge vandire.
@@wiccanthropy1956 Then you dont know the lore do you?
He never intended the Codex to be a book of rules
It was a book of Guidelines ya moron
So before you start spouting crap , just admit you dislike him and the UM and get on with it, instead of making up shitty as excuses
@@mk_gamíng0609 point to the element of the list I made that is false
Y'know, people always put Black Legion opposite to Ultramarines, but I'd argue the chaos mirror for Ultramarines are the Alpha Legion. Both are legion that favor the bigger picture view over individual battle tactics (logistics vs information warfare) and both excel at combined arms warfare without overspecializing anywhere. And while Robby is the most well documented Primarch, Alpharius is the least documented Primarch (and definitely the most dubiously documented).
Plus their color schemes are really similar as well, and used to be moreso. Alpha Legion used to be silver and blue to my understanding before they switched to silver and iridescent blue-green. And silver is a somewhat neutral sort of hue compared to gold, which is considered a more 'warm' color, and silver itself can even be associated with cold despite not strictly being a 'cool' color. So the Alpha Legion's colors could be interpreted as a perversion (intentionally or otherwise cuz it's Alpha Legion and they'll never give you a straight or honest answer about anything) of the Ultramarines colors. And of course sometimes they also use gold, so if you just had a brief glance at them and didn't fully know what you were looking at you could easily mistake them for an Ultramarine.
the thing i love the most about Guilliman is his sense of humor, like hes very aware that by most measures hes a it of a stick in the mud, hes the bureaucrat, but he is often cracking little dad jokes to his Astartes sons to lighten the mood but they ultra respect him and take it very seriously so the joke goes over their heads, and he just sighs and gets back to business, but he always tries again. the one that comes first to my head is after the resurrection when he has to constantly wear the power armour and hes trying to write but he keeps breaking his writing utensils and he declares something to the effect of "pencils are my true greatest enemy" much to the confusion of the Ultramarines in the room
Phil Swift on the Heresy: "That's a lot of damage!"
Ain't enough flex seal to fix that
Just realised that guilliman would've been the most pissed with being unable to be a high lord. Took that out now that his dad is in the chair