In the Mechanicus game there’s a random encounter where there’s a type of necron workshop with perfectly sculpted and painted miniatures of necrons for “strategic war simulations” and a full shelf of them. You have the option to steal an entire Display shelf of necron minatures from a Phaeron.
He has a pair of grey knight terminator power armor boots that was specifically given to him by kaldor drago And bare his signature. These are The air jordans of his collection.
to put it this way, if say Trazyn wanted to create an exhibit on D-Day, he would start with a room that is an enclosed space that could be more than a kilometer cubed, painstakingly build a cratered beach, fill it with saltwater, steal or construct warships and tanks, kidnap several hundred thousand people to stick in period correct uniforms, and then meticulously pose everything before freezing the area in time.
I like to imagine Malcador and Big E on their sprint to grab as much artwork as they could before the Age of Strife really took off, and they turned their heads to see a metal skeleton man doing the exact same thing.
I love Trazyn so fucking much because he's basically Bender from Futurama but with the added love of collecting stuff instead of *_just_* stealing them. Like whenever Trazyn gets bored he just looks down at his ancient 3rd millennia wristwatch and goes "Oh damn, it's baller time" and just swaggers off randomly into the galaxy. I mean how could you not love a character like that? 🤣
You know what would be funny? If Trazyn stole Isha from Nurgle. Nurgle stole Isha from the maws of Slaanesh, only for a necron to snatch the eldari goddess from nurgles grasp
my favorite piece of Trazyn lore is one imperial scholar went to Trayzan's vault, and noticed some guardsmen were wearing the wrong clothing for the setpeice they were stationed and supplied Trayzn with the correct guardsmen. He then sent the scholar a letter stating his thanks, and attached to the message an infinite maze, which captured said scholar.
Actually that was her trying g to attack him iirc and the replacement remark was a jab about what he was going to do with her men, hence why he locked her in a maze.
We need a book about some Blood Angels, Night Lords, and Deathskulls teaming up to try to heist Trazyn's Vault being secretly funded/manipulated by Orikan as a sequel to Infinite and the Divine.
Its also kinda hilarious since Oriken knows Trazyn would never actually kill him because that will incur the wrath of the Stormlord which no Necron wants at this point.
Trazyn probably wouldn't care as much for Wabbajack; sure it'd be nice but Sheogorath made it and is also on the menu... (the god oddity that housed Jyggalag). Trazyn world find it hilarious to wait til they were split and collect both; which also nets him the hero of Kvatch and Champion of Cyrodiil, along with their stash of artifacts. he'd love the bundled deals on offer here.
I kind of want a 40k game where you play as trazyn now lol have it as a dishonoured style game where you can do things the stealthy way or just start throwing his pokeballs and unleashing whatever the hell is in them lol
just to correct some, the bell they mentioned was actually from the imperium called "bell of saint gerstahl" which chimed about the impending 13th black crusade
When i look at the Necrons, for some reason the first thing comes to my mind is the Racer Drones from Hot Wheels Acceleracers. Now that i think about it, that would be a badass Crossover. The Drones being the Necrons. The Teku's and Metal Maniacs would be the Space Marines. It would be so epic.
Apparently he did have a chance to get one of the other primearcs in his collection. However, for some reason he missed that opportunity. But hey, having a live krork, original wine from the time of his people, a katan shard and a fragment of tzenches magical tome.
What do you bet that Trazyn has this episode on a audio file in his vault and he just plays it every time he gets something new so he can laugh at how these guys are right
What would be funny is that's where Vulcan has been this entire time and that the artifacts that are needed to get Vulcan back are things to break him out of the vault LOL
The thing with Trazyn and the bell that I find even funnier, it was a bell orginally owned by the Soroitas. When it rung Trazyn threw the bell into the webway SPECIFICALLY to piss off the eldar. So, imagine an old guy stealing the bell from a cathedral, and because it pissed him off he buries in in your basement because he knows it’ll piss you off .
Oh, the 30k marines that Trazyn released during the fall of Cadia didn't realize how long they were gone. Spoilers to The Fall of Cadia book, are worth the read. When he released them, Abaddon and his gang were on the planet being literal Darth Vader (so happy with how he was written), and Trayzn sents them out. There were Salamanders and I believe, most importantly, an Ultramarine captain. He was the last one to fall and the two had a very interesting dialogue. He tells Abaddon that Horus wouldn't win and all that. Abaddon actually envied him. I found that really fascinating.
On average, 3200 calories per pound of meat. Assuming a 9 year old weights about 65 pounds on average, 8 of which are skeleton, 1 for the brain, 15 or so for the other organs and skin, 5 are probably unretrievable muscle similar to organs so... 36 pounds or so. 36*3200 = about 115,200 calories or so.
43:41 *completely* random, but this immediately made me think of Trazyn as being the sackman from Bloodborne, who captures the player if they get downed by him. Cross universal travel, why not for valuable goods!
He has ragnar's severed arm. Just the trophy of it. He didn't cut it off. He just stole someone else's prize like and treats it like it's 40ks participation trophy
Okay okay the thing y’all aren’t considering about the meme shitposts of what he has like porn. If he has all human porn……. He is at least attempting to collect all porn ever made. This is including every weird alien porn we can possibly conceive of. Think of all the crazy unknown xenos that have probably made porn at one point in the millions of years he’s been collecting. Also I love to think about the timescale. Think of all the porn now, the absurd amount of data, then think of what he has, just from humans. Everything from black and white 1890’s paper pictures to 20,000CE DAOT holographic super VR porn to a pinup guardsmen trade around.
on the phone thing at least in infinite and the divine necrons have the ability to either mind text each other which Orikan used to specifically call trazyn a bastard across the room at a meeting and basically hologram call which they used to coordinate strategies in the "air" space around serenade Trazyn had his hologram of Orikan just a little smaller than life and Orikan made his hologram of Trazyn tiny.
*Salamanders collect all of vulkans relics* *trayzn shows up with a stasis locked vulkan* OK so I've actually had him all this time now about these relics that you've stopped me from collecting hand them all over and you may have your primarch back.
The fight where Trazyn used his Heresy-era Marines was so much crazier. (I might get some of these details wrong, it's been a minute:) Abbaddon and his bodyguards were pursuing Creed and his remaining troops through these tunnels. Creed ultimately led his guys to the room where Trazyn was coaching Bellasarius Cawl on how to interface with the necron pylon network. When Creed got there (and moved past his confusion of seeing a phaeron just hanging out), he turned to make his last stand. This is when Trazyn throes his Poke-, I mean tessaract vaults. He used two of them. One of them contained about 25 Heresy-era Space Marines, and the other had a CUSTODIAN. Those guys, alongside Creed's troops and Cawl's Skitaarii, were able to slow Abbaddon's retinue down for about 3 minutes, just enough time for Saint freakin' Celestine to burst in and fight Abbaddon to a standstill.
"You primitives call this a Victory Royale. I call it a simple diversion." So whenever you kill someone as him instead of the little floaty respawn thing from Save the World, there's an animation like they're getting snagged by a tessaract labyrinth?
21.15 i forgot which book i read but a necron was looking back to when he got turned with real sadness. He was a noble and so his wife and kid got ruahed through with him and he said his wife was screaming when she saw what theyd become. So trazyn reminiscing about those days may not be as dumb
What ISNT in there? To be honest i bet the emperor himself is there, and the only reason he hasnt 'recovered' is because the body on the golden throne is just a decoy. The real one is hanging out with trazyn
According to a quick Google the human body has about 125,000 calories so I think your calculations might be a little bit off. Whenever I eat children I always call up everyone I can it gets spread out.
In the Mechanicus game there’s a random encounter where there’s a type of necron workshop with perfectly sculpted and painted miniatures of necrons for “strategic war simulations” and a full shelf of them. You have the option to steal an entire Display shelf of necron minatures from a Phaeron.
The real Trazyn's vault is the friends we made along the way !
One for each friend
That explains what happened to them
That's why my friend group from high school disappeared. Trazyn collected them 😡
No
The friends we sto-… I mean… BORROWED along the way.
He has a pair of grey knight terminator power armor boots that was specifically given to him by kaldor drago And bare his signature. These are The air jordans of his collection.
Imagine a vr game where you play as Trazyn, and you can explore his entire museum with little tidbits of information next to each item
GW could neva
I now have an idea for a world in VRChat
trazyn capturing alpharius 10 fucking times before he gives up
Trayzn just has a room labeled "fun" which just has plot devices he releases whenever the galaxy gets a bit too stale
That explains where all the Enslavers got put to 😂
to put it this way, if say Trazyn wanted to create an exhibit on D-Day, he would start with a room that is an enclosed space that could be more than a kilometer cubed, painstakingly build a cratered beach, fill it with saltwater, steal or construct warships and tanks, kidnap several hundred thousand people to stick in period correct uniforms, and then meticulously pose everything before freezing the area in time.
I like to imagine Malcador and Big E on their sprint to grab as much artwork as they could before the Age of Strife really took off, and they turned their heads to see a metal skeleton man doing the exact same thing.
I love Trazyn so fucking much because he's basically Bender from Futurama but with the added love of collecting stuff instead of *_just_* stealing them. Like whenever Trazyn gets bored he just looks down at his ancient 3rd millennia wristwatch and goes "Oh damn, it's baller time" and just swaggers off randomly into the galaxy. I mean how could you not love a character like that? 🤣
He’s prolly got the 2 lost primarchs and prolly some 21st century people too. Those UFO sightings were Trayzn having fun.
Trazyn threw the bell into the warp, with the hope that it would inconvenience someone else as much as it did him.
You know what would be funny? If Trazyn stole Isha from Nurgle.
Nurgle stole Isha from the maws of Slaanesh, only for a necron to snatch the eldari goddess from nurgles grasp
my favorite piece of Trazyn lore is one imperial scholar went to Trayzan's vault, and noticed some guardsmen were wearing the wrong clothing for the setpeice they were stationed and supplied Trayzn with the correct guardsmen. He then sent the scholar a letter stating his thanks, and attached to the message an infinite maze, which captured said scholar.
Actually that was her trying g to attack him iirc and the replacement remark was a jab about what he was going to do with her men, hence why he locked her in a maze.
We need a book about some Blood Angels, Night Lords, and Deathskulls teaming up to try to heist Trazyn's Vault being secretly funded/manipulated by Orikan as a sequel to Infinite and the Divine.
Its also kinda hilarious since Oriken knows Trazyn would never actually kill him because that will incur the wrath of the Stormlord which no Necron wants at this point.
Trazyn has the tools to whoop him he just doesnt want his museum damaged
Trazyn probably wouldn't care as much for Wabbajack; sure it'd be nice but Sheogorath made it and is also on the menu... (the god oddity that housed Jyggalag).
Trazyn world find it hilarious to wait til they were split and collect both; which also nets him the hero of Kvatch and Champion of Cyrodiil, along with their stash of artifacts.
he'd love the bundled deals on offer here.
Traazen even has a future verison of himself in the gallery, they take turns being in the display.
Trazyn is helping design the new trazyn model he keeps trying to put pokeballs on his belt but gw has to make sure they're legally distinct first
I kind of want a 40k game where you play as trazyn now lol have it as a dishonoured style game where you can do things the stealthy way or just start throwing his pokeballs and unleashing whatever the hell is in them lol
Trazyn the infinite, probably: Random bullshit go! *unleashes genestealers upon the shard of the deceiver*
just to correct some, the bell they mentioned was actually from the imperium called "bell of saint gerstahl" which chimed about the impending 13th black crusade
Every time aaron disappears into warp its trazyn is trying to steal him
Trazyn definitely has a functioning Halo Warthog.
And the whole Warthog run
@@rasenshuriken7771 Probably got keyes some where
@@MetalFalcon99 Which one?
@@rasenshuriken7771 You know Captain Keyes from Halo CE
@@MetalFalcon99 I was wondering if you meant his daughter also
trazyn just creeping around like the sack guys in bloodborne waiting to yoink stuff off to his personal Yahar'gul, Unseen teseract gallery
When i look at the Necrons, for some reason the first thing comes to my mind is the Racer Drones from Hot Wheels Acceleracers.
Now that i think about it, that would be a badass Crossover.
The Drones being the Necrons.
The Teku's and Metal Maniacs would be the Space Marines. It would be so epic.
Apparently he did have a chance to get one of the other primearcs in his collection. However, for some reason he missed that opportunity.
But hey, having a live krork, original wine from the time of his people, a katan shard and a fragment of tzenches magical tome.
What do you bet that Trazyn has this episode on a audio file in his vault and he just plays it every time he gets something new so he can laugh at how these guys are right
You FORGOT...he has a Tyrinade hive fleet
What would be funny is that's where Vulcan has been this entire time and that the artifacts that are needed to get Vulcan back are things to break him out of the vault LOL
The thing with Trazyn and the bell that I find even funnier, it was a bell orginally owned by the Soroitas. When it rung Trazyn threw the bell into the webway SPECIFICALLY to piss off the eldar. So, imagine an old guy stealing the bell from a cathedral, and because it pissed him off he buries in in your basement because he knows it’ll piss you off .
I bet Trazyn has an AdMech book where the AdMech don’t get totally dunked on….. maybe the only one in existence…….
Yu-Gi-Oh, you mean "Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker"
Yes
No.
@@SerLagsalot yes
When you've rewatched TTS more than once.
43:00 the 2nd lost primarch was hanging around a necron artifact... just saying.
Oh, the 30k marines that Trazyn released during the fall of Cadia didn't realize how long they were gone.
Spoilers to The Fall of Cadia book, are worth the read.
When he released them, Abaddon and his gang were on the planet being literal Darth Vader (so happy with how he was written), and Trayzn sents them out. There were Salamanders and I believe, most importantly, an Ultramarine captain. He was the last one to fall and the two had a very interesting dialogue. He tells Abaddon that Horus wouldn't win and all that. Abaddon actually envied him. I found that really fascinating.
My favorite line from the Infinite and the Divine is : Dammit Trazyn you got us box seats to a coup! …The reviews were good though….
You: the reader, are in Trazyn’s vault.
wait, it was all Trayzyn's vault.....
We need fanart of Red ripping apart the space hulk looking for the harlequin you let in
Imagine trayzn fixing up the emperor the way Woody gets restored from toy story 2
"I'm sorry Ma'am, your husband has been archived by Trayzan"
On average, 3200 calories per pound of meat. Assuming a 9 year old weights about 65 pounds on average, 8 of which are skeleton, 1 for the brain, 15 or so for the other organs and skin, 5 are probably unretrievable muscle similar to organs so...
36 pounds or so. 36*3200 = about 115,200 calories or so.
Awesome job but its closer to 8 than 5 in my experience
I bet Trazyn has Half Life 3 in his gaming room.
Feels like an Ork word and I love it. When you give someone power it's Empowered. When you make somewunz da Boss it's Embossed.
"Hippity Hopety, you're now my property" Trazin every time he's at the function
43:41 *completely* random, but this immediately made me think of Trazyn as being the sackman from Bloodborne, who captures the player if they get downed by him. Cross universal travel, why not for valuable goods!
I love that Trazyn has a statue of himself and rubs it under Orikans nose just to piss him off
He seems the man to get a shiny of every Pokemon in every game
He has ragnar's severed arm. Just the trophy of it. He didn't cut it off. He just stole someone else's prize like and treats it like it's 40ks participation trophy
Those models of the week and that art are all really awesome
Okay okay the thing y’all aren’t considering about the meme shitposts of what he has like porn. If he has all human porn……. He is at least attempting to collect all porn ever made. This is including every weird alien porn we can possibly conceive of. Think of all the crazy unknown xenos that have probably made porn at one point in the millions of years he’s been collecting. Also I love to think about the timescale. Think of all the porn now, the absurd amount of data, then think of what he has, just from humans. Everything from black and white 1890’s paper pictures to 20,000CE DAOT holographic super VR porn to a pinup guardsmen trade around.
You joke but if Trazyn could get necrontyr porn he'd probably frame that shit.
So, Trazyn is just a diorama nerd?
nevermind his the champion of the laughing god
Trayzn and Orikyn being an old married couple makes too much sense
Trazyn saved Lorgar by throwing a pokeball at him
We need clonegrim to be the next primarch to return it has so much potential and interesting moments that could happen
He absolutely has actually good blur ray copy of whole dragon ball franchise from shows to movies in a vault
Trazyn obviously has all 11 original KFC herbs and spices along with a mint condition Colonel Sanders.
Got a digital copy of Infinite & Divine, so glad I picked it up. Just the sort of humor I enjoy.
I desperately want to see someone build an army with Trazyn and all the things he has in his collection, it wouldn't work but it'd be funny
It wouldn't work on any level. Everyone would just fight each other.
Everyone's playing Warhammer 40K, Trayzn is playing Palworld
18:50 Scrödinger would be rolling around in the casket if he heard that joke.
...Or maybe he wouldn't.😋
on the phone thing at least in infinite and the divine necrons have the ability to either mind text each other which Orikan used to specifically call trazyn a bastard across the room at a meeting and basically hologram call which they used to coordinate strategies in the "air" space around serenade Trazyn had his hologram of Orikan just a little smaller than life and Orikan made his hologram of Trazyn tiny.
I put the video on loop, welcome to the vault
Wouldn't be surprised if he had Rogal Dorn
The funny thing is the rivalry between The Salamanders and Trayzn who keeps trying to steal the Artifacts of Vulkan
*Salamanders collect all of vulkans relics* *trayzn shows up with a stasis locked vulkan* OK so I've actually had him all this time now about these relics that you've stopped me from collecting hand them all over and you may have your primarch back.
43:20 this is unrelated to trazyn but i fully believe the 11th primarch is in the dark cells under terra
I wonder who, or what he is, to be put under lock and key by the Emperor in the midst of the Great Crusade.
Probably some kind of a mutated monster?
@@coliimusic I have a theory, but it is a complete crackpot theory
@roseblack5773 Well, explain, it's just a forum of warhammer geeks here, plus this thread isn't that exposed anyway
The fight where Trazyn used his Heresy-era Marines was so much crazier. (I might get some of these details wrong, it's been a minute:)
Abbaddon and his bodyguards were pursuing Creed and his remaining troops through these tunnels. Creed ultimately led his guys to the room where Trazyn was coaching Bellasarius Cawl on how to interface with the necron pylon network. When Creed got there (and moved past his confusion of seeing a phaeron just hanging out), he turned to make his last stand. This is when Trazyn throes his Poke-, I mean tessaract vaults. He used two of them. One of them contained about 25 Heresy-era Space Marines, and the other had a CUSTODIAN. Those guys, alongside Creed's troops and Cawl's Skitaarii, were able to slow Abbaddon's retinue down for about 3 minutes, just enough time for Saint freakin' Celestine to burst in and fight Abbaddon to a standstill.
The first time listening I thought they said Dan Avidan not Abnett. Funnily enough i thought it made total sense.
trazyn has all the missing socks and guitar picks somewhere in his collection
He has Alex the lion in his vault because he confused it for Magnus
Didn't know Guilliman had his own sauce brand
I could sit and listen too you guys riff about Trazyn for hours lol
44:30 thats the best theory ever
I know it's heresy I want Trazyn the Infinite In Fortnite So Trazyn can Canonically have famous 20th century media character's in his vault
"You primitives call this a Victory Royale. I call it a simple diversion."
So whenever you kill someone as him instead of the little floaty respawn thing from Save the World, there's an animation like they're getting snagged by a tessaract labyrinth?
Your guy's long form content is amazing, keep being awesome y'all!
thank you very much 🥰
100% he has a full Toa mata team with the gold masters and the rest of the other masks. Including the eu ones.
I WAS RIGHT!!!!!
His collection of vintage beanie babies.
Now I would like to know ehat exactly are "the Necron sacred texts"?
Necrontyr kama sutra
I want a new Trazyn Model that says eat shit Orikan like him on a Monolith
21.15 i forgot which book i read but a necron was looking back to when he got turned with real sadness. He was a noble and so his wife and kid got ruahed through with him and he said his wife was screaming when she saw what theyd become. So trazyn reminiscing about those days may not be as dumb
Not even a minuite in, and they are fireing all cylanders.
Literally EVERYTHING
Nice podcast mate ^^
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
“Do you have a window, Orikan?”
Do you think he has his own 40k miniature?
Pretty sure he has a warhammer store next to the entrance. And the weird thing is, all is in stock.
@@Cpt.Str4ng3 not everything, there's probably like, one item missing, and it's making him slowly go mad
I’d say it’s entirely likely he may have one of each sculpt of every single warhammer model.
Glorious Pod and thank you guys for the feature and shout out! EMBOSSED!
great show and glad i found you now into the collection you go
watching this after the6y hit 100k is a littlew crazy
Trayzn sounds like Brainiac when he would go collect things like the city from Krytron
So Trazyn is Rick from Rick & Morty
What ISNT in there?
To be honest i bet the emperor himself is there, and the only reason he hasnt 'recovered' is because the body on the golden throne is just a decoy. The real one is hanging out with trazyn
What's certain is he has WAY too many space marines. Trying to catalog every chapter to ever exist is a time consuming project
Regarding the soviet-ish looking miniature at the beginning:
It's Varangian Guard from Corvus belli infinity
According to a quick Google the human body has about 125,000 calories so I think your calculations might be a little bit off.
Whenever I eat children I always call up everyone I can it gets spread out.
Pretty sure he also has a Eldear from the war in haven the types of warriors that would turn the tide rn and were way stronger
Of course, Trazyn has no pop vinyl figurines. He collects things with historical significance
I dont know if you meant to say it but you said the bell was an aeldari relic but its a imperium relic, the bell of saint Gerstahl.
The only thing in his vault worth anything is the Bionicle lore video ive been waiting for. You should go get that
Of course, the one thing which Trazyn will never truly grasp is the coveted 10mm socket.
Love the video❤️ , might just have to do this for a project 🔥
A bit of a shame you guys couldn't get Zcee Nook for this. XD
He has all the McDonald's monopoly cards
Its Mr steal your stuff back at it again
My favorite part of this podcast was when Trazyn the Infinite said "It's Trazyning time" and then he Trazyned all over them.
Wouldn’t be suprised if Sevetar was in the vault.