Count Binface at the Independent: Policy Grilling
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ม.ค. 2020
- Fleet Street's finest, Sean O'Grady, quizzes Count Binface on his 2019 Manifesto. (Apologies for the strange noise on the recording. It's not my central fluid moderator. It was some journalists using a microwave. Bastards.)
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You think thats fair?
-"No"
legend
Laughed so hard 🤣🤣
You can see the interviewer struggling to keep a straight face
Most honest anwser I ever heared from a politician
No 😂 but probably needs to happen. 18 and 80. There you go nice and simple.
A strong YES and a strong NO. This is our man.
Imagine if he actually got elected, shaking hands with world leaders
I think he'd fit in rather well, eccentric profile notwithstanding
This is the extra verse John Lennon should have written.
Considering most "world leaders" are trash, wouldn't they see Count Binface as some sort of natural predator ?
@@realcountbinface I guess John Lennon was simply not a man of sufficient vision.
That was Trump's campaign slogan
Piers is off air as of 2021.
Count Binface, a politician who keeps his word!
Unfortunately it's probably not the end of him yet, let's see what happens
@@mohammedyakub3760 Binface will return, when we need him most..
@@davidson2727what he sleeps under Glastonbury Tor, waiting for the call
The promise was _zero emissions_ from Piers Morgan. I'm not sure he'll cease, or even reduce his emissions just because he's off the air.
@@Gilmaris it means emissions like TV emissions. Another word for broadcast
I love how the Journalist just went along with it and tried to keep it as serious as possible.
Why not
He's under obligation.
Professionalism
It's probably a nice break if anything. He gets a good laugh, and it's not like anyone's going to grill him for not pressing Binface hard enough on an issue.
Good straight-man.
He achieved the “No Piers Morgan by 2030” and the banishment of Katie Hopkins. Re-elect that man
Hes still on our buses in Bristol.
This was how we knew he was a real one: Man didn't even get the job and he STILL fulfills his campaign pledges!
Lost my vote
Also banish Amanda Holden, Rylan, Gordon Ramsey & The Beckham’s.
@@endemon1822 but he isn't on TV or radio...
"Do you think that's fair?"
I loved the instant "no."
I want this man to be my prime Minister
I don't like his plan to enslave Adele.
@@celestialsalamander Why not?
And that’s why people your age shouldn’t be able to vote
@@user-zz7hu2bu4o hahaha I'M 16 NOW I CAN VOTE
@@user-zz7hu2bu4o I’m going to move from the US to the UK just to vote for this man
"Do you think that's fair"
"No"
Must, resists, urge, to say, fair enough,
I guess he's Binfacing some tough questions.
Stop that!
Perfect
*round of applause*
OMG, my dad has been resurected to tell even worse dad jokes!
Brilliantly said 👊
If I lived in the UK you'd get my vote
You've got to live in his constituency as well.
@@bp837 well, if I'm moving to the UK I could just move there
Patrick Kelly I think you mean votes, not ‘notes’ unless you mean that’s how much they paid him for doing the interview i.e. 69 notes = £69
@@celsius418 I think we all got that, and I doubt he meant to write notes. Calling out typos doesn't make you clever
liamcampbellhaha unfortunately not everyone is as clever as you. If I made the comment maliciously or I resorted to calling out someone’s use of grammar in a petty way, then I would understand your point. However I didn’t, I merely pointed out to those without your level of intellect, the mistake which changed the meaning of what was being said.
The Piers Morgan timeline is ambitious, though
But not impossible
It has a lot of support though.
Not anymore!
We're getting there!
Probably why he lost to be fair
“Well tbf it will cost a trillion quid” that got me man
per week
national debt go brr
Plus the £200 for moving the hand dryer in the pub toilets
“Piers Morgan to be emissions free by 2030” LOLLLL
well it happened
@@ttttttttttttttttt. Well, emissions free comes with death...
You’ve got my vote
And my sword
@@cucco1 And my axe...
@@trured4544 And my sax
And my first born child
And my nail clippers.
Why is this being uploaded just now? The Count would've won Boris his constituency, thus forcing him to resign as leader of the conservatives or having to come up with some sort of trick up his sleeve.
Coen Pietersen Are you serious? These people run for a laugh, and for people who don’t want to vote, they can use it on them.
@@maximusmawle2904 coen is being sarcastic.
tony jones damn I e just been whooshed
@@maximusmawle2904 Wow I think this is the first time someone online admitted an error in a reasonable way.... kudos to you.
By the way if ever this happens there's a solutions they usually take: The party asks a lower MP in a constituency that is deeply for that party to resign. That forces an emergency election in that constituency, and the prime minister stands for, and inevitably wins that seat.
I love how he expresses every emotion with his hands gestures
Very clever, since he isn’t able to express it with his face. He’s probably put conscious effort into that
Sean is trying so hard not to laugh
I was going to say, "why don't we have this in the U.S.?" meaning this kind of "candidate." Then, I realized we basically do, just unironically.
Couldn't stop fucking laughing
You also have Vermin Supreme, if you’re talking ironic.
The President
@@shamma1354 ,
Congradulations! You got the joke.
Although I was intentionally being non-partisan. On the other side you also have AOC saying cow farts should be regulated and Pelosi insisting on impeachment then refusing to allow the Senate to actually impeach.
@@jameswoodard4304 common mistake, congratulations isn't spelled with a 'd'
Your progress on the Piers Morgan issue has been absolutely astonishing.
He's already succeeded on at least 4 of his pledges.
Which is amazing since he didn't even win a seat...
What four pledges did he succeed, I'm curious
The most sensible and credible manifesto I have heard in many years... Good luck Count Binface 👍
I would give him my vote solely for the Piers Morgan initiative
*There is hope for British politics*
This man is a visionary. Piers is almost gone and its only 2021.
Well he succeeded on the Piers Morgan thing. Good job Count Binface
“No.”
Without the slightest hesitation 😂😂😂😂
"And you want the voting age to come down to 16?"
"That's correct."
"And the upper limit to be 80?"
"Yes."
"Do you think that's fair?"
"No."
This is golden
"In Earthling terms"
Interviewer is just going with it.
"Katie Hopkins to be banished to the phantom zone"
He's got my vote
Signage... have you seen the costs of that? It's ridiculous
Agree, I know, I make the stuff.
It’s like what 5 pounds for a few sheets of paper, a marker and some gaffer tape.
@@asdfg2560 🤨. Not sure that’ll last outside long
@@Sam-gw5pl laminate it then, I’m sure somewhere in a government office there’s a laminator
@@asdfg2560 I wouldn’t trust them
I mean looking at this from now's perspective, he did set things in motion and piers is now no longer on air. All hail count binface.
"Therefore it is completely achievable by 2050"
Fucking hell man, I'm cracking up
Genuinely want to use my vote on this man even though he's not running for my area. Count Binface, you've got my vote. Somehow.
I unironically want this guy to get elected
This interviewer is trying so hard to be series but it's not hard when the guy with the ben on his face is actually making sense
Well the Piers Morgan thing happened in just over a year. Finally as politician who keeps their promises!
So far he’s won on the Piers Morgan front already! He’s really sticking to his manifesto.
Count binface for PM.
When your custom character is in a cut scene
no 5 reason to go to UK, to meet this legend and make a 5 minute clip with him to prove it
The Piers bit worked out. Congratulations
He tooks trashtalk to another level.
"It's in the Grey Book!" Was that a Gaddafi reference?? hahaha
It was a John McDonnell reference, but take from it what you will. 🙂
"1 trillion a week to the NHS, that will actually cost money won't it?"
"Yes, about 1 trillion a week to be fair"
Legit a better costed manifesto than Labour in 2019
I know you made this 3 years ago but you do know it was fully costed and the LSE had to apologise for straight up l ying about the costs which were to be 200 billion keep in mind our debt under the tories has over doubled not grown by 10% and even that was untrue.
@@Alex-cw3rz kind of crazy how the papers can make something completely untrue, an undeniable "fact" in peoples minds. I still believe that Labour's 2019 manifesto is probably the best we've seen yet in British politics, the policies would have been life changing for so many people. But Corbyn is instead remembered for the horrible smears by media, most of which were lies
It's wheelie bin a great experience listening to this, if only he had a policy on banning rubbish puns he would get my vote.
With that level of knowledge on the Kryptonian judicial system, I like to imagine that when he sat down to think of a name, he must have thought of General Odd before choosing Count Binface.
“In earthling terms” and “earth pounds” or even “phantom zone”
I feel like we shouldnt be using these phrases in this scenario
Haha love you bro. Your videos always randomly cheer me up about crap situations like Brexit and the prospect of more Tory rule
Praise Count Binface
Countbinface. Not the politician we deserve, but the politician we need.
Return of Ceefax. Got my vote.
Getting Piers Morgan off the air? 'I would say it's at the outer realms of what's possible but I don't think it's impossible.'
Meghan Markel: Hold my racially diverse beer.
"Have you watched Superman II"
Piers achieved.
This guy is already achieving his policies, 0 piers Morgan emissions have been achieved. Count bin face gets things done!
Well Piers is not on tv anymore, one promise fullfilled.
This is the most serious journalism the independant has ever done
The intellect behind these articles is severely underrated.
2021 and piers morgan is off the TV
Count Binface, your excellency...? What did I stumble upon? TH-cam...what?
It is indeed TH-cam. Quite a good resource. I recommend it.
@@realcountbinface Yes, your excellency
@@realcountbinface Hmm. I haven't heard of it. I should check it out some time.
Quite literally the most appealing candidate on the ballot for 20 years. He’s got my vote.
I love this so much
I would immigrate to the UK from the States and do all I can to gain citizenship for the sole purpose of supporting this man. I mean Bin
The Monster Raving Looney party is the future of Britain
The piers joke aged like fine wine
2021 and Piers isn't on the TV. Binface is the leader we truly deserve!
Yes! Bring back Ceefax😀
I liked the quizzes and the football score updates.
Gods, why didn't you release this stuff before the election? You could have caused an upset, swept to power, and already been on your way (to the great benefit of humanity) to a zero-emissions Piers!
Hope the hand dryer at the Crown and Treaty is in a better position now as I'm heading there tomorrow for a drink
Can you send me a photo? I’m keen to know! I’m @countbinface on Twitter or Instagram. Have a good one!
@@realcountbinface will try and remember good sir
Pretty cool bin bro, can i have one to?
Rutger Clevers don’t be racist he’s from sigma 9 that’s just what he looks like
I am sorry for my ignorance, esteemed Neobro 234
@@neobro234 It's still a lifestyle choice though. I'm given to understand he was wearing a different type of receptacle not that long ago.
Michiel Helvensteijn he said himself his species was intimately connected to bins so maybe it’s a religious thing
@@neobro234 tbf you all make good points.
Wonderful interview :-)
I thought they were going to hug at the end. Anyway, a zero emissions Piers Morgan is a policy we can all support.
What a delightful “man” to have in politics
You did it, Piers Morgan is off the air
So this is the English version of Vermin Supreme? Love it
Absolute mad lad
None of us have truly lived until now. Never in my life did I think I would see an intergalactic space lord with a trash bin on his head which replaced a bucket due to a lawsuit on earth about copyright infringement against a person with said bucket on his head explain very seriously to a British person how he would achieve his goal of banishing his enemies to the phantom zone, and at the same time explaining the intricacies and functions of the phantom zone to an old British person using the Superman movies as a reference. My life is now complete.
2:05 aged like wine
Bloody love it!
This is wholesome in a way.
ngl leaders need to wear more badass sci fi armour shit like this guy
This guy is dedicated to the bit and I love it!
Finally, something political that isn't distressingly depressing.
Thus he got my vote
An accurate representation of how serious British politics is
2021 here, Piers Morgan is gone 🦀
...and still his bridge policy is way more sensible than any De Pfeffle ever came up with...
Dude stayed serous going “do you think that’s fair” my guys just reply’s “no”
The piers thing came true!
First politician that ever tapped into the potential of the Phantom Zone. It’s about time! Extradimensional banishment is one of the most overlooked opportunities in politics if you really think about it.
Im not even British.... But this is entertaining
Holy crap piers Morgan is 0 emissions. We did it.
You are my hero count binface
Zero emissions on piers ... Promises made promises delivered
Huh, his Piers thing worked out
What a visionary
you did it binface! piers is off air 😤
The only one In Politics that takes wearing a mask seriously. 🤔
Count Binface for London Mayor
Who else is watching from the Phantom Zone?
me
Zod
Me. I was banished at 0:23
this is great