Count Binface lays out his manifesto on

"For a bin shape politician, it couldn't be better because you've got a binfire, haven't you? What on earth are you guys doing?"
Count Binface calls for an "Anti-Rubbish Coalition" to defeat Boris Johnson in his constituency of Uxbridge and South Ruislip on #timesradio
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[@HistoryonYouTube]

It is nice to hear from a politician with morality and integrity.

[@frasersteen]

The hero we need #VoteBinface

[@ADaysinton]

BINFACE FOR LONDON

[@taqiyasir8086]

Count Binface for PM

[@joshuachapman247]

Would vote for, at least he is honest.

[@michaelbeck485]

This guy is fantastic... go for it Britans! Can't be worse...

[@magnetmannenbannanen]

Can't be worse.- thats what Trump ran on.

[@jsummerby6089]

A genuine improvement. The PM the UK needs and it’s parliament deserves.

[@timbutton4990]

Count Binface has invented a new word CLUSTER-TRUSS!

[@adammoss5284]

Absolutely superb 😂

[@timbutton4990]

Vote for Binface!

[@nozhki-busha]

Aint gonna lie, I would vote for this chap, at least he's honest.

[@bbbb98765]

#VoteBinFace

[@takkie2089]

#VoteBinface!

[@TheIgnoramus]

Don’t know what to do? Throw it in the bin!

[@TimesFM4532]

To be fair that would be the most British thing

[@stevedolesch9241]

Face 'Count Binface' UK government.

[@jonnobloggs8642]

Binny should have his own chat show.

[@martinoamello3017]

Strangely enough BinFace could probably would be elected if Britain actually put PM post up for election among the voting public instead of the revolving door PM game with the Tories.

[@LeakyTrees]

Well the thing is, the UK doesn't vote for PM, they vote for MPs, the king approves the MPs, then the majority party chooses a PM, and the king approves the PM. He can unapprove whoever he wants

[@Anonyomus_commenter]

@@LeakyTreesHe can in theory. In practice if he did he probably would lose his power, there would probably be a referendum and if he did that I can’t see him winning.

[@EdGarnham]

He's the most viable candidate

[@Shrimping]

Sensible politics from a sensible politician.

[@robcormier7272]

He had me at croissants.

[@mikemorris3421]

An honest candidate for once, with tangible policies.

[@RajPatel-oy4jg]

I’m voting for him

[@livelife5947]

People laugh but he’s actually being serious.

[@randunufdo1]

Love it❤ 😂

[@neilsanghvi5229]

Any chance the next oceanographic vessel can be called Count Binface?

[@HULLDUDE666]

more binny please 😂👍

[@AnonJohn143]

Legend

[@Llooktook]

pleaseeee elect him this coming election

[@ZsoltPal23092011]

he is an honest bin indeed. voted for you CB, will vote for you forever. By the way, would you please do something about our recycle bin? not been (bin) collected for 5 weeks now.

[@jameshamilton2480]

Bin is British for Trash can! :-)

[@jlf5072]

Sounds like Giles Brandreth (spelling??)

[@BarryWaterlow]

Witty

[@thewelshballanimations6931]

Finally a true politician we never had one since Larry the cat....

[@shhwinner6663]

At least he doesn't work for the wef

[@MeatlBeastShred]

Binface is fine...
But he's no Lord Buckethead
#nationalizeAdele

[@LeakyTrees]

Count Binface IS Lord Buckethead! He had his name changed when he promised to abolish the house of lords

[@tikaanipippin]

Is that Osama Bin Lidon?

[@LeakyTrees]

No, it's Osama bin London.

[@stevenredpath9332]

A politician who would deal with the trash.

[@bomoose]

like the others

[@kmadge9820]

That's about it isn't it. The U.K. is finished.

[@piccalillipit9211]

#VoteBinFace