Why is nobody questioning the fact that neither Drew nor Danny had any relatives at their wedding. It was just fans and other TH-camrs. And some goth with purple eyes that they met like a week prior
To be fair that goth they barely know was there for Denny after Drew had sex with Jake Pail and brought him McDonald's while he was in the suicide hospital.
The first time I watched this I had the same reaction. To both a pregnancy test being accurate within mere days and to a doctor being able to tell who the father is! The fact that a cis man is pregnant just feels like weird fanfic stuff, but since pregnancy tests are actual science it’s easy to get hung up on that being so so so very wrong!
The most hilariously "fanfiction-y" thing about this story is the implication that all TH-camrs know each other and are such close friends that they would be the only guests at Danny and Drew's wedding over any of their non-TH-camr friends or family. 🤣
Every good fanfic starts with a common tripe and 100k words later they’re rigging the election system and navigating the complex national foster system
@@gunnysmack3163 reminds me of a fanfic i read a while back that was originally intended to be a "they kissed in the library" oneshot, but 100 chapters later one of them had permanent hearing loss and the other faked his death
I kind of like when people put disclaimers for that kind of stuff I read a book that was like all happy you know all romance and s*** and then like three chapters later there's like a full-blown like heavily detailed rape scene and holy s*** I was really sad for like 2 days after reading that
Is this why Danny has started running half marathons??? He's training just incase Drew gets kidnapped so he'll be able to keep up with the van and save him?!?!
I love how while they're reading a fanfiction that is supposed to radiate sexual tension there is absolutely no sexual tension between them in real life and it's the most amazing I've ever seen.
Rule of thumb: If the author puts a trigger warning in a fanfic despite the other chapters either going nowhere or just being random fluff/events,just know that it's *ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN.*
EVERYTHING in this fanfiction is so quotable it’s actually disastrous. for five years i’ve been saying “sake (an asian drink)” and “warning suicide and sex scene” and “LOGAN PAIL???” in everyday life and to this day I still find all of those things funny
Just like in William Shakespeare's Hamlet. (Seriously, the main character gets kidnapped by pirates randomly, comes back, and it is basically never mentioned again.)
@@GA_131 fr I’ve personally been to coastal chigaco rica which is right in between the two places and I 10/10 think this comment is disrespectful and needs to be canceled
I hope whoever wrote this understands what an icon they are. there are so many moments that make me laugh out loud every single time and I've probably watched this at least 20 times. Coastal Rica, Chigaco, "Denny stromed around the house", "Jackie whipped a tear", "I now pronouns you man and husband". truly one of the greatest minds of our time and I don't think anyone could have written satire funnier than this if they tried
This is amazing. It hits every fanfic trope possible: the bad grammar and punctuation, the nonsensical typos, the self-insert, the action scene that just resolves on its own, the repeated crying, the breakup drama and immediate resolution, the seduction by the villain (x2), the suicide attempt, the immediate engagement before they even go on a date, the m-preg. It is almost too accurate to be parody, but I have to believe it is parody just from the phrase "suicide hospital" alone. Brilliant.
@@magicturtle0078 It’s when the author inserts themselves as a character in a series or story. For example, I’m writing a FanFic about Harry Potter or Danganropa, and I insert myself as a character for the sake of fulfilling my fictional desire of interacting with characters who either aren’t real or don’t know me.
I have "Meanwhile in Chigaco" permanently burned into my brain and I have to resist the urge to say it every five seconds because no one I know would understand the reference
The fact I watched this 10+ times and still no one has mentioned the fact that if Jackie was standing by the door the whole time, she watched drew get kidnapped and did nothing about it 💀
@@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel its this fanfic trope where two ppl, usually a ship, have to stay togrther in a hotel or a house, but theres only one bed. they end up sharing it and depending on the writers choices it either gets nsfw or just leads to fluffy stuff like cuddling
I think the funniest thing about this fanfiction is that the author came up with a super strange excuse to write out Amanda while simultaneously not acknowledging Laura's existence.
i don’t think criticising male pregnancy would be funny as it’s a GIVEN that it’s incorrect. the author knows men can’t get pregnant, but they don’t know that pregnancy tests don’t take 5 seconds to do.
Jackie is exactly how you do a self insert. Not a love interest, not a character that matters at all to the story. Just a cool neighbor with a badass belt that will bring you McDonalds in the suicide hospital.
why am i just now realizing how much jackie is giving ebony dark'ness dementia raven way. even down to the over-explaining how cool and edgy she looks as soon as she's introduced lol
I think its because we all can see Logan or Paul saying that and it wouldn't be out of character at all. Like that was one of the more believable parts of the story.
i don't think you understand how serious i am about this video. i come back once a year. every. year. since the video came out. i don't think there has ever been a video on youtube more iconic than this. truly, i'm so unbelievably obsessed with this video.
Here's the thing though, men testing positive on pregnancy tests is usually a sign of testicular cancer. So maybe drew should have scheduled that doctor's appointment for a different reason
There are so many things in this video that I still quote to this day. Whenever someone loses something I always feel the need to respond with "I'm so sorry, the Team 10 will help you find it" and nobody ever understands what I'm going on about.
One of the funniest moments for me is actually just in the description of the fanfic. "After his gf died in Afghanistan, going to war." I love how they felt the need to clarify "going to war," lest we think Amanda died on her yearly Spring Break trip partying in Afghanistan.
Moments that make me lose it every time I watch this 3:53: the author setting up the “one bed only” trope and never using it once 4:50: “I’M YOU’RE NEIGHBOUR :D” 5:20: “he always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him on Skype” 6:29: Drew gets kidnapped and it’s not even a major plot point 7:28: “Meanwhile somewhere in *c o s t a l r i c a .* ” 7:54: “him and Logan looked at him sweetly” + reenactment (8:00) 8:48: “GO LOGAN GO AWAY GO LOGAN GO AWAY” 9:09: “DANNY 🐴” “DREW! You’re a horse!” 9:28: A totally natural piece of dialogue between two lovers 9:45: “LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!” 10:50: “Jackie whipped a tear from her face” + reenactment 11:04: “Warning: suicide and sex scene” “THEY GAVE IT AWAY!” 11:11: “meanwhile in chigaco” 12:58: “Jackie looked at Danny and then black at the video” 13:06: D e n n y 13:31: Danny and Drew calling 011 + “MY FRIEND JUST JUMPED OF THE BALCO-“ 14:18: *”MEANWHILE IN THE SUICIDE HOSPITAL”* Edit: 14:37: “WATDAYAWAAA 🫵👹” 15:11: “IM GONNA RESCUE YOU FROM THE [suicide] HOSPITAL” **proceeds to break all of Danny’s bones** 15:27: “it had two lines and was.. a pregnancy test” + Drew’s reaction (side note, this is the worst possible way to get introduced to mpreg for the first time poor Drew 💀💀) 15:32: “he B U S T E D out the bathroom” + reenactment 15:43: “gawk, dude” “EUGH???” 16:17: “they waited in the office of the dr office” 16:47: “to be continue” 17:47: “he out out his arm” “and then he looked it” “and they walked slowly out” + reenactment 18:47: “the prest” 19:49: “Ethan started going into Logan” 22:05: “I NOW PRONOUNS YOU MAN AND HUSBAND”
They never even introduced who are the people who kidnapped Drew, why did they let him go, in which part on Earth is coastal rica. This story has some huge ass plot holes.
I just assumed it was the Pauls, as a way to separate them so Logal could seduce Danny and Jake eventually get with Drew! Have I been giving the author too much credit?
I like that Amanda died in Afghanistan but Laura seems to have just been ripped from the dimension entirely with no one having any recollection of her existence
i love how comments from such recent timeframes get the same amount of likes as the ones from the video's release. like how many of us are rewatching this every few months
I like to imagine Laura like two rooms over minding her business and hearing a bunch of nutcrackers bumping the wall, a bunch of faint laughter, "LOGAN PAAAAILLLLL!!!!!" and then the extremely loud cry of pain from the suicide hospital
@@gonzo970 I feel like My Immortal is a lot more obviously satirical. I would absolutely believe you if you said The House of Gold was written unironically.
how is nobody else mentioning the “I can marry you, I do Jewish weddings, but, it can still count?” I was fucking crying , this person can’t even get the protagonists correct but remembered to be respectful of Ethans religion 💀
amanda dying in afghanistan has me losing my mind every time because it’s such a quintessential example of how people write off the canon female love interests of fictional men they want to pair up with eachother
i actually find amanda dying in afghanistan a lot better because a lot of the wattpad fics i used to read that involved a canon ship (or in this case a real life relationship) involving a woman was always violently misogynistic toward her. like i was expecting amanda to be written as the "bitch who cheated" or "the bitch that didn't want danny and drew to be together" because that's typically just how women in those kinds of fanfiction are written. i've never liked it.
I love that the kidnappers take Drew all the way to a foreign nation only to take him back 10 minutes later just because he said he wanted to hook up with Danny.
theory: their child was Kurtis, but after he was born Amanda came back from the Afeganistan, so they had to pretend that he is their friend and not their son
@@idontneedaname318 but why though, they should know that it’s humanly impossible for men to get pregnant (unless Drew was a woman but then switch to a man)
Ao3 writers will be like "srry this took so long I was in a car crash and I have a concussion" and then it will the most beautiful writing you have ever read and you start crying... Meanwhile this is what every story on wattpad is like
The most beautiful fic you've ever read in your life that makes you cry and change the way you view the world: 16k hits The deranged stream of consciousness of a 12 year old obsessed with being kidnapped violently by boybands: 1.2 million views Make it make sense 😂
I'm also pretty sure they're the ones who kidnap Drew I mean,think about it! There are two kidnappers, Logan is there for Danny while Jake takes care of Drew in Coastal Rica. After all, Jake only lets Drew go after Logan kisses Danny! Then, they all have a rift between them!
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"meanwhile in the suicide hospital" needs to be talked about more even after watching this video like 10 times i still cannot get over that
Nah fr it’s the funniest part imo
it’s a special hospital only for suicide
I think they meant the psych ward lol and just forgot the name n didnt wanna google it incase of being put on a list
@Katie_katee are you 10 years old?
@Katie_katee you dont get put on a list for googling psych ward tf are you talking about
Why is nobody questioning the fact that neither Drew nor Danny had any relatives at their wedding. It was just fans and other TH-camrs. And some goth with purple eyes that they met like a week prior
To be fair that goth they barely know was there for Denny after Drew had sex with Jake Pail and brought him McDonald's while he was in the suicide hospital.
because a 13 year old wrote this story, duuuhhhhh
Zoee Perea **Pail. Lol who is Logan Paul? I only know Logan Pail...
@@zoeeperea6975 I think they mean when it was misspelled lmao
natalie lewter it was so brace of her
Jackie described her outfit 11x better than everything else in the entire story
Yea, it was probably self insert
I love how we all just know Jackie is the author.
jackie darkness dementia raven’way
sclark that’s a reference I haven’t heard in a long time
I’m dying xD definitely a self-insert character. Imagine if she had that amount of detail throughout lol
i love how 5 years later this video is considered a cult classic and quoted by everyone on a daily basis
My friends: minding their own business
Me: LOGAN PAIL?????!!!!!!
really though ive read some great fanfics in the past and this fucking thing is still my favorite
This and watertok
Literally, but the only part of this video that i reference on a regular basis is "everyone was wearing dressed up"
david bowie reference
drew going “did i also have sex with logan?!” is one of the funniest things someone could take out of context
ikr i was laughing so hard
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what?
i feel like any of the things they said in this video could be hilarious if it was taken out of context
Fr
pfffft
Four years later and I still cannot get over the fact that, "Then, they started doing it," is considered a 'sex scene.'
If i ever write a book I have to include that part, And also fell into the kiss one too.
The fact that I never even processed that fact in all the times I’ve watched this astounds me. Thank you.
Oh yeah 😂 maybe they cut some parts then?
they didnt it was genuinely written that way@@EmyN
"Hen gulped" 2:48
is still making me laugh.
I still love how they just accept the mpreg right away but are angry about how unrealistic it is that the doctor can tell who the father is.
The first time I watched this I had the same reaction. To both a pregnancy test being accurate within mere days and to a doctor being able to tell who the father is!
The fact that a cis man is pregnant just feels like weird fanfic stuff, but since pregnancy tests are actual science it’s easy to get hung up on that being so so so very wrong!
I mean, at least ground it in reality… 🤷♀️
they're allies
A@@gavin9956
I found it funny they spoke about the timing with that but not how this entire story seems to have happened within a few days
The most hilariously "fanfiction-y" thing about this story is the implication that all TH-camrs know each other and are such close friends that they would be the only guests at Danny and Drew's wedding over any of their non-TH-camr friends or family. 🤣
They’re work friends! It’s like inviting your coworkers (it’s all one massive studio they rent) 😂
@@sb18890 fr they all work in a hype-studio and the netflix show is just this fanfiction
Fr like why would PewDiePie lead Danny down the aisle 💀💀💀
Doesn’t everyone invite every single person that works in their industry to weddings?
@@dancesmokesmile344 oh yeah of course. When Elon Musk and Grimes got married his groom's party was Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and Shigeru Miyamoto.
I like how this starts out as a quirky "moving in with your crush!" story and quickly spirals into shitty espionage
Every good fanfic starts with a common tripe and 100k words later they’re rigging the election system and navigating the complex national foster system
@@gunnysmack3163 So true
@@gunnysmack3163 Don't forget time travel
@@gunnysmack3163 reminds me of a fanfic i read a while back that was originally intended to be a "they kissed in the library" oneshot, but 100 chapters later one of them had permanent hearing loss and the other faked his death
@@mae.glitter link?
*"warning: suicide and sex scene"*
"THEY GAVE IT AWAY!"
wattpad basically
yes, basically
I kind of like when people put disclaimers for that kind of stuff
I read a book that was like all happy you know all romance and s*** and then like three chapters later there's like a full-blown like heavily detailed rape scene and holy s*** I was really sad for like 2 days after reading that
@@dzkz_phoenix5748 oh my god-
True.
@@dzkz_phoenix5748 damn...
“I would never do the things that are written in this” “Do you wanna act it out?”
They did what they swore not to do.
Rea The Bun I’m waiting for the fan edit where they do it and then die, thats when we know weve gone too far 😂
They didn't kiss :(
Jerry Veve yeah :(
“you became the very thing you swore to destroy”
Is this why Danny has started running half marathons??? He's training just incase Drew gets kidnapped so he'll be able to keep up with the van and save him?!?!
gotta be prepared, you never know when you're gonna need to save your buddies from the paul brothers!
My favorite part of this has to be that the author made an excuse for Amanda so drew and Danny could get married but did absolutely nothing for Laura
I just assume she's going rogue with Amanda in Afghanistan
She's still obviously in that well
@@Ankha- yes and they're having a parallel lesbian love story
@@Illiteratehistorian-Silvioh ired that as
"Shes still obviously not that real "
😭
@@seankaufman2360loving this idea, when are we getting "house of gold: the sequel"?
I love how while they're reading a fanfiction that is supposed to radiate sexual tension there is absolutely no sexual tension between them in real life and it's the most amazing I've ever seen.
So.. you wrote this
Elina that’s a bit of a jump in conclusion
@@salt3685 that's the point
marcela tha cat they have the biggest best fren energy & i love it
Elina You seem to be getting a little tense there elina 🤔
the “warning: suicide and sex scene” had me bawling on the floor for at least 2 minutes
Rule of thumb: If the author puts a trigger warning in a fanfic despite the other chapters either going nowhere or just being random fluff/events,just know that it's *ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN.*
@@ArcherGhost yeah, about to go down in fuckin quality
@@flavorful2373 well you aren’t wrong about that
they gave it away!
SAME
EVERYTHING in this fanfiction is so quotable it’s actually disastrous. for five years i’ve been saying “sake (an asian drink)” and “warning suicide and sex scene” and “LOGAN PAIL???” in everyday life and to this day I still find all of those things funny
To this day I call the city in Illinois "Chigaco" and nobody ever gets it.
"meanwhile in the suicide hospital"
@@annnnxh how could i forget that one, it’s my favorite
everytime i leave the bathroom I say "he busted out of the bathroom" under my breath lol
i still say "he out out his arm" just randomly to myself sometimesB
I like how Drew getting kidnapped isn't even a major plot point
The kidnappers took him all the way to Coastal Rica, hit him once, and then took him back.
He was taken to a different country, punched once, and brought back because he never told him he loved him.
See, but you say that like there was a plot in the first place.
Just like in William Shakespeare's Hamlet. (Seriously, the main character gets kidnapped by pirates randomly, comes back, and it is basically never mentioned again.)
@@jaymontgomery8566 🤣🤣🤣
an underrated part of this is when drew gets kidnapped and jake paul tells danny “don’t worry. team 10 will find him” like they’re the fucking fbi
It almost sounds like Jake is sending out an army
if i got kidnapped and team fucking 10 came to rescue me id just tell the kidnappers to shoot me
so THAT'S what Team 1000 was leading to
OH MY GOD IM LOSING IT LMAOOOOOO
I think you mean Logan PAIL
They got from "Chigaco" to "Coastal Rica" pretty damn fast.
Fr
How do you know chigaco and costal Rico aren’t right next to each other?
@@GA_131 fr I’ve personally been to coastal chigaco rica which is right in between the two places and I 10/10 think this comment is disrespectful and needs to be canceled
@@thatonestarman4127 idk if this comment is satire or not pls explain 😭
@@ranchustars3050 it’s satire lol I was just being sarcastic ✨🎉💅😩
I hope whoever wrote this understands what an icon they are. there are so many moments that make me laugh out loud every single time and I've probably watched this at least 20 times. Coastal Rica, Chigaco, "Denny stromed around the house", "Jackie whipped a tear", "I now pronouns you man and husband". truly one of the greatest minds of our time and I don't think anyone could have written satire funnier than this if they tried
i still quoted "your right" to this day lol
im so sad they haven’t taken the credit
jackie wherever you are please reveal yourself we need to know
my mission in life is to locate jackie😩
@@tirzxh fuck searching for the my immortal author i wanna find jackie
I love how they were more shocked that Drew immediately got a pregnancy test than about the fact that Drew got pregnant at all.
@@annalyn270 in a very weird way to-
thats bc its happened before
M-preg has been a thing for a long time in fanfic
U mean they chose to be funny rather than...not be funny
Thank you DIO, very cool
Hen deserved more screentime in this story.
#Justice4hen
Denny too, don’t forget about Denny.
FirstName Last the *scuicide* hospital in *chigaco*
Plot twist : hen is also carrying Jake's baby
More screentime in this written novel.
okay “meanwhile at the suicide hospital” is iconic but the funniest line in here HAS to be “i do jewish weddings but it can still count for you”
Certified iconic post
COASTAL RICA PLS i’m dying
YES the Jewish wedding quote is under appreciated!!!!
@@amberh4470 chigaco too 😭😭
What about
“Oh.......................but he was a loser?”
drew’s horse “DAAaANnNyYyy” and roared “LOGAN PAILLLL???” will never not be the funniest thing ever
They both live in my head rent free 24/7
This is amazing. It hits every fanfic trope possible: the bad grammar and punctuation, the nonsensical typos, the self-insert, the action scene that just resolves on its own, the repeated crying, the breakup drama and immediate resolution, the seduction by the villain (x2), the suicide attempt, the immediate engagement before they even go on a date, the m-preg. It is almost too accurate to be parody, but I have to believe it is parody just from the phrase "suicide hospital" alone. Brilliant.
Almost every fanfic out there! It really hits in the ‘So Bad It’s Good’ category tho. That’s Y I sometimes hope these fanfics never stop!😂✨✨✨✨
Is this the next My Immortal now?
Soooo twilight?
What’s a self insets
@@magicturtle0078
It’s when the author inserts themselves as a character in a series or story. For example, I’m writing a FanFic about Harry Potter or Danganropa, and I insert myself as a character for the sake of fulfilling my fictional desire of interacting with characters who either aren’t real or don’t know me.
Whoever wrote this, probably made Sims 4 characters, made them do weird shit and just wrote down what happened. Thats why none of it makes sense
Blake Dawson i didn’t think so until the “trellsie with roses”
That was oddly specific
Renia McKenzie right? Lmfao who else gets married under a trellis covered in roses besides the sims ? 😂
So true
Blake Dawson it's translated simlish
"Logan got on Danny and started RUᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ʰⁱᵐ"
they are so understandably uncomfortable but it's so funny omg
Athena P how-
I was laughing the whole time lmao
I was like _well when are they gonna start reinacting this one_
That's an interesting visual
ATHENA???
I have "Meanwhile in Chigaco" permanently burned into my brain and I have to resist the urge to say it every five seconds because no one I know would understand the reference
@@valerial9081 I feel your pain. I once said “Costal Rica” in class and couldn’t understand why everyone was looking at me strangely
the four nations: chigaco, coastal rica, afganistan, and the suicide hospital
Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the suicide hospital attacked
*scuicide hospital
@@weebo3174 No, when LOGAN PAIL attacked
@@weebo3174 only Denny master of all nations could stop the hospital but when the world needed him most he vanished
@@Hebiiiii1 A hundred years passed and Jackie and I waited outside their house not creepily at all in case they needed our help
Drew: “I never got to tell Danny that I loved him!”
Kidnappers: *Understandable, have a great day*
That's so true😂😂
LMFAOAOAOAOAO
why is this comment so recent
ღItz Ur Momღ Nah u right
@@MrsSugar woah its almost as if people can watch videos at different times
influencers reading shitty fanfic about themselves is like my favorite genre of video this is amazing
So real
HOW BRO IM JUST DYING RN😭
Wdym shitty this is a work of art??
SAME LOL when cody ko made his wife read fanfic about him, i was in tears 😂
as someone who writes fan fiction its so fun to watch them pick apart this shit lmaoo
6:35 “they kidnapped him!” and then the distant “fuck!” is SO funny and i dont appreciate it enough whenever i rewatch this video
The fact I watched this 10+ times and still no one has mentioned the fact that if Jackie was standing by the door the whole time, she watched drew get kidnapped and did nothing about it 💀
Jackie didn’t save him so that the plot can continue
The plot must go on
It was an inside job
I love that they filmed this 4 years ago and to this day we're like RIP Amanda thank u for ur service in Afghanistan
He didn’t tell her that he needed her help. Duh
i love how this fic set up the “only one bed” narrative and then never even mentioned it again
What does only one bed narrative mean?
@@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel its this fanfic trope where two ppl, usually a ship, have to stay togrther in a hotel or a house, but theres only one bed. they end up sharing it and depending on the writers choices it either gets nsfw or just leads to fluffy stuff like cuddling
@@junezdollhouse ohh ok thx!
LMAO
there's just so many dropped plot points in this fic, like drew getting kidnapped was just never brought up again
Drew saying "I do" for the both of them is further proof that they are, in fact, the same person
And that Amanda was mentioned but Laura wasn't.
Why can everything come to this conclusion🤦🏻♀️
@@Larz1975because it’s true 🤷♀️
this book is basically fight club
BAHAHAHAHA FRR
Every time my dad goes to Chicago I think of "Meanwhile in Chigaco" and it makes me burst out laughing every time.
i will never hear chicago the same ever again. i keep typing it as "chigaco" too
@@theEverchase Same thing with Costa Rica. It will always be Coastal Rica.
@@Abbyxx812 LITERALLY TRUUUUEEEEEE
I think the funniest thing about this fanfiction is that the author came up with a super strange excuse to write out Amanda while simultaneously not acknowledging Laura's existence.
Plot twist Amanda and Laura wrote the fanfic
@@goofy9697 plot twist of a plot twist, they are the same person
Erin Lafleche LMAO I keep forgetting Drew’s wife’s name is mine 😂
Moon Shine Down hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Because they are the same person
Funny how Shakespeares been real quiet since this dropped
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underrated comment.
72 Subscribers With No Videos underrated cutie pie!
I really enjoy this comment because it's technically true
THIS SENT ME
i like how they breezed over drew getting pregnant and focused on the inaccuracy of how long pregnancy tests take
You mean they were funny instead of unfunny?
i don’t think criticising male pregnancy would be funny as it’s a GIVEN that it’s incorrect. the author knows men can’t get pregnant, but they don’t know that pregnancy tests don’t take 5 seconds to do.
CLEARLY it’s because drew has been pregnant before
Heather Murphy lmaooo right? Like not the fact that drew, a man, is pregnant. 😂😂
Yeah. Instead of thinking “hM mEn caNt gET pRegNanT” they focused on timing inaccuracy lol
Undeniably the best part of this is the fact that, best I can tell, this story takes place over the span of like 4 days.
Jackie is exactly how you do a self insert. Not a love interest, not a character that matters at all to the story. Just a cool neighbor with a badass belt that will bring you McDonalds in the suicide hospital.
She belted down the stairs of the suicide hospital beltily.
SUICIDE HOSPITAL
So this is where my grave in the comments is
PFHAHAHAHAHAHH I CANT-
Shadow Bunny or a Kurtis insert
Plot twist: In Afghanistan, Amanda and Laura are enemies on the battlefield and end up catching feelings for each other
So they faked there deaths to run away with each other
Enemies to lovers
*Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 100k*
OH wow, we need that epic detailed story
👏Someone👏Make👏This👏So👏They👏Can👏Have👏 The👏 whole👏Series 👏
The most upsetting part of this fanfic is that they set up the "only one bed" trope and then never used it
I KNOWWW
thats going to keep me awake at night
Omg is that pfp a picrew? It looks so cute
@@azurabbit12 Yeah, it is! I wish I still had the link to the one I used, but I lost it
@@babybear3551 oh damn, that sucks :c
why am i just now realizing how much jackie is giving ebony dark'ness dementia raven way. even down to the over-explaining how cool and edgy she looks as soon as she's introduced lol
I pictured her as a nicer Ebony Dark’ness the entire time. Glad to know i’m not the only one.
i love how jackie describing her outfit has more detail than the entirety of the story
lmao
True
the power of self insert characters
**flips hair revealing her studded knee high boots**
why tho? No one:
Cousin it:
"Marvel is the most ambitious crossover in history."
Author of this fanfic: "Hold my non-alcoholic beverage."
“Hold my sake (an Asian drink)”
Commen
@@justasmltwngir1732 I'm not sure if the author was old enough to drink yet
@@sylveonloooove well ok, they're either over 17 and drank while making this or under 15 and just have the... Creativity... Of a teenager
@@graziousgirl I don’t know why but I picture both at the same time
is no one ever gonna talk about "oh...... but he was a loser?" like that is the funniest thing i have ever heard
8:40
gologangoaway
hmm nene yashiro?
i love ur pfp
I think its because we all can see Logan or Paul saying that and it wouldn't be out of character at all. Like that was one of the more believable parts of the story.
i love how after they both cheat on each other danny’s like “are we even” like both people cheating cancels it out
I mean technically Danny didn’t cheat, he made out with Logan before asking Drew to be his boyfriend
@@fandomfanatic2001 ur so right
I would pay an embarrassingly high amount of money for a movie adaptation of this
I’m down to suffer
They should have done a green screen production of this and like actually acted it out
Ronan Mikko I will pay half of that amount of money
Oh my god same, they could take my life savings and I wouldn’t care 😂
my sole reason for learning 2D animation is to animate this, lmao wish me luck
i love how this implies that amanda is still alive and missing so she might come home to find danny and drew married with a child
now i need that fanfic
A lesbian romance for Amanda and Laura is in my sights
We need a sequel with this plot
@@MeganIsNotHere house of silver
@@shenniere omg 😭😭
Ethan saying "I do Jewish weddings but I can still count for you" still fucking gets me and it's been two years
Why would it matter if he does Jewish weddings. You just need a license to marry. It doesn’t matter how the ceremony is carried out.
@@seamusmckeon9109 Yeah I know that's why it's so funny
HELPPPP SAME IT KILLS ME
@@seamusmckeon9109 They just wanted to remind you that Ethan is, indeed... JEWISH.
@@seamusmckeon9109 yes, that is the funny
i don't think you understand how serious i am about this video. i come back once a year. every. year. since the video came out. i don't think there has ever been a video on youtube more iconic than this. truly, i'm so unbelievably obsessed with this video.
real
Me too, I watch it several times a year bc I like it so much
I love how absolutely nothing has been planned. Not the wedding, or the engagement, the sentence structure
This author be like *sets up action*
*fade to black*
me writting an essay
You writing a comment
Like Drew gets kidnapped, and then they stop
To be fair that is also how I write
Love how you can feel the self-insert as soon as you find out she has “big purple eyes”
Lowkey “these goddamn eyes, they give it away every time.” *my bright purple eyes blink back tears *
Literally knew the moment a random woman showed up at their door for no reason.
Lowkey what’s self-insert
@@mrods999 It's when an author inserts themselves into a story, either literally as themselves, or as a character that's meant to represent them.
seigeengine ohh okay, so is it some sort of literary device or something
The best kind of bad fanfiction always has inexplicable pregnancy.
And it also starts just after the characters had sex. Like just wake up and start Trowing up.
and an unexplainable and impossible one at that.
the inexplicable pregnancy trope worked even better here than in the bible
Fuck you, I wrote a fanfic about two people that were fighting in one of my groupchats with an m-preg subplot and it was beautiful
Here's the thing though, men testing positive on pregnancy tests is usually a sign of testicular cancer. So maybe drew should have scheduled that doctor's appointment for a different reason
There are so many things in this video that I still quote to this day. Whenever someone loses something I always feel the need to respond with "I'm so sorry, the Team 10 will help you find it" and nobody ever understands what I'm going on about.
“meanwhile in the suicide hospital”
they really breezed over that one huh
lmao ikr
Oh yeah, don't forget the murder hospital
*breezy*
It has the same energy as “then they started doing it”
meanwhile in the death by stabbed 12 times hospital
"Go Logan, Go Away!" has the same energy as "Help! Let me Go"
So true
The real inspiration for Help! Let me go
Swiper, no swiping
ZendPixie HAAH
Lmao facts
amanda and laura chilling in the other room and they hear *”LOGAN PAIL?”*
Um, no? Amanda is in Afghanistan 🤨🤨🤨 fake fan 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@whothehckisbucky859 No Amanda’s corpse is in Afghanastan... probably anyway. Faker fan🙄🥱
@Alexis Cohen what
@Alexis Cohen which video?
@@tedtom1566 from the one where they used Jeremy Renner's app
"I do jewish weddings but i can marry you" 😭😭😭
That sounds like a joke Involving Rabi Tuckman from Mel Brooks' Robin Hood.
is that... HOMESTUCK?!
Edit: I do not remember writing this or what here is a Homestuck reference
Edit 2: it's the profile picture
@@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl You've given me visions of Madeline Kahn as Jackie with big purple eyes (waving)
I’m confused
I want Danny hissing “what do you want” as my alarm/ ringtone
Same energy as "hElLo mY fRiEnD jUsT jUmPeD oFf tHe bLaCoNeY"
I really want to like this but it has 420 likes and I'm not going to ruin that
I want to like this but ur at 420 likes soooooo
Yep. I would love to wake up to that every morning 👍
“DaNnYY!” Drew said *Horesly*
Honestly disappointed Amanda didn’t come back from her secret mission in Afghanistan to protest the wedding
I honestly thought that's what's gonna happen eventually lmao
she died in the ff
kurtboy only in the description tho
Ikr? As soon as she disappeared I thought she would make this great comeback at the end.
I know right
One of the funniest moments for me is actually just in the description of the fanfic. "After his gf died in Afghanistan, going to war." I love how they felt the need to clarify "going to war," lest we think Amanda died on her yearly Spring Break trip partying in Afghanistan.
She's like that one 4channer who went to Kabul and got stuck because of the Taliban
Lol 😂
Lmao I’m dying rn
Lol
I love the lore of Amanda has never left Drew’s comment section
Moments that make me lose it every time I watch this
3:53: the author setting up the “one bed only” trope and never using it once
4:50: “I’M YOU’RE NEIGHBOUR :D”
5:20: “he always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him on Skype”
6:29: Drew gets kidnapped and it’s not even a major plot point
7:28: “Meanwhile somewhere in *c o s t a l r i c a .* ”
7:54: “him and Logan looked at him sweetly” + reenactment (8:00)
8:48: “GO LOGAN GO AWAY GO LOGAN GO AWAY”
9:09: “DANNY 🐴” “DREW! You’re a horse!”
9:28: A totally natural piece of dialogue between two lovers
9:45: “LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!”
10:50: “Jackie whipped a tear from her face” + reenactment
11:04: “Warning: suicide and sex scene” “THEY GAVE IT AWAY!”
11:11: “meanwhile in chigaco”
12:58: “Jackie looked at Danny and then black at the video”
13:06: D e n n y
13:31: Danny and Drew calling 011 + “MY FRIEND JUST JUMPED OF THE BALCO-“
14:18: *”MEANWHILE IN THE SUICIDE HOSPITAL”*
Edit:
14:37: “WATDAYAWAAA 🫵👹”
15:11: “IM GONNA RESCUE YOU FROM THE [suicide] HOSPITAL” **proceeds to break all of Danny’s bones**
15:27: “it had two lines and was.. a pregnancy test” + Drew’s reaction (side note, this is the worst possible way to get introduced to mpreg for the first time poor Drew 💀💀)
15:32: “he B U S T E D out the bathroom” + reenactment
15:43: “gawk, dude” “EUGH???”
16:17: “they waited in the office of the dr office”
16:47: “to be continue”
17:47: “he out out his arm” “and then he looked it” “and they walked slowly out” + reenactment
18:47: “the prest”
19:49: “Ethan started going into Logan”
22:05: “I NOW PRONOUNS YOU MAN AND HUSBAND”
I didn't even notice the one bed trope! Honestly, I kinda respect setting it up and not using it. Brilliant move fr
This us a Godsend thank you!
You’re the best
So basically every single joke xD
The perfect list but what about ''I now pronouns you man and husband'' lmao
i love how denny calls the cops after drew got kidnapped but they just never show up and aren't even mentioned in the rest of the story
This story is so chaotic I completely forgot about that😭
Police really be useless fr
They never even introduced who are the people who kidnapped Drew, why did they let him go, in which part on Earth is coastal rica. This story has some huge ass plot holes.
just like in real life
@@notcindymae I'm pretty sure the kidnappers were supposed to be the Paul brothers which is just such a hilarious sentence
This must’ve been the most uncomfortable thing ever yet they still managed to make it so freaking hilarious and not awkward
That just means they are true friends
PeAches you are pretty ✨❤️
When I first read this I was confused but now I understand
Scrump The roach i agree, shes so gorgeous
I was confused, then started watching and realised LMAOO
I love how Danny Gonzalez is always capitalized and drew gooden never is.
It also alternates between Danny Gonzalez and Danny Gonzales for no reason
I love all of these comments l o l
what about drew gooden in the title?
Thats cause drew NEVER caps 😎
@@ausernameiguess7058 drew is low-key
i love how drew randomly getting kidnapped is never acknowledged again like they never reveal who it was they just immediately let him go
I just assumed it was the Pauls, as a way to separate them so Logal could seduce Danny and Jake eventually get with Drew! Have I been giving the author too much credit?
@@kirajlerneryes
I like that Amanda died in Afghanistan but Laura seems to have just been ripped from the dimension entirely with no one having any recollection of her existence
Ikr
Poor Laura
Yee yee
Someone wrote a sequel called House of Silver with Laura ad Amanda.
@@sweetcreature2475 LINK
“Go Logan, go away” has the same energy as “swiper, no swiping”.
for a second I thought they did it intentionally 😂😭
@@LaCabraAsada I love your profile picture
Logan: aw mannnnn
i thought the same thing lmao
Lmao dude I just deadass choked on my grapes
The fastest growing channel vs the only channel on TH-cam
unstoppable force vs immovable object
Not vs it’s +
Avery Jensen They go through each other
Conspiracy Theory: They’re both just Cody in a mask.
👌
i love how comments from such recent timeframes get the same amount of likes as the ones from the video's release. like how many of us are rewatching this every few months
So many
it’s crucial that i rewatch this video at least once a month when i randomly remember one of the lines😭💀
@@tirzxh RIIIIGHT? sometimes i'll just randomly remember a misspelling from this fanfic and have to come back to the video every single time
I’ve rewatched this so many times lmao
I’ve rewatched this video so many times but it never gets old
“I pronouns you” is the funniest sentence ever
I pronouns you she and her.
@@cringewright thanks 😍 gender identity crisis averted
Comments
⟟ pronouns you they and them
Trans people when they finally find the pronouns that they feel best suit them:
i like to imagine his neighbours sitting in their living room and faintly hearing "LOGAN PAILLLL?!"
I like to imagine Laura like two rooms over minding her business and hearing a bunch of nutcrackers bumping the wall, a bunch of faint laughter, "LOGAN PAAAAILLLLL!!!!!" and then the extremely loud cry of pain from the suicide hospital
I have seen your pfp three separate times today, you can’t have my soul marcelene
Jackie’s outfit being so detailed is so reminiscent of My Immortal, where the outfits are so much more detailed than literally everything else
What if Enoby D'arkness Dementia Raven Way and Jackie are the same author?
@@gonzo970 this is my favorite internet theory ever
@@gonzo970honestly i wouldnt be surprised. the writing in this story is like... tara's writing except slightly (very slightly) better LMAO
i attempted to read My Immortal and i was traumatized
@@gonzo970 I feel like My Immortal is a lot more obviously satirical.
I would absolutely believe you if you said The House of Gold was written unironically.
I hope the person who wrote this story is very happy they facilitated the best Drew and Danny collab video
how is nobody else mentioning the “I can marry you, I do Jewish weddings, but, it can still count?” I was fucking crying , this person can’t even get the protagonists correct but remembered to be respectful of Ethans religion 💀
The best part is how the wedding dialogue was pretty much the exact same as the first time.
they've got their priorities straight
@@mysticalpanda683 unlike Drew & Danny
They may be a little confused but they got the spirit
@@nickeynouse6093 BRO, UNRELATED, BUT I LOVE THE GIRL IN RED PROFILE PICTURE
"Virgins for lives despite the wives"
We got Boy Defined right here
Who's the Mr. struggle out of them ? 😂😂😂
cody ko who??
gorg
@@Cyanide_Mallika oh. My. God. This is the best reply I've ever seen
Cody ko what??!!
amanda dying in afghanistan has me losing my mind every time because it’s such a quintessential example of how people write off the canon female love interests of fictional men they want to pair up with eachother
i get what you meant by fictional but it’s also really funny to imagine that you thought danny and drew weren’t real people
yeah and then the author just pretended laura didnt exist
OR they set up the woman love interest as a total bitch/abuser 🤨 i don't understand why they won't say they're just friends??? so weird
i actually find amanda dying in afghanistan a lot better because a lot of the wattpad fics i used to read that involved a canon ship (or in this case a real life relationship) involving a woman was always violently misogynistic toward her. like i was expecting amanda to be written as the "bitch who cheated" or "the bitch that didn't want danny and drew to be together" because that's typically just how women in those kinds of fanfiction are written. i've never liked it.
@@fey0217 LOL YEAH but its either that or she’s killed off screen and never mentioned again
My only concern is how Danny managed to live through this entire fan fiction while having a heart attack.
“And then they fell into a kiss” is subtly describing Danny finally falling unconscious and dying at the very end
*Denny
I love that the kidnappers take Drew all the way to a foreign nation only to take him back 10 minutes later just because he said he wanted to hook up with Danny.
That was probably their motive all along, to be honest. The kidnappers secretly shipped them and kidnapped Drew just to get him to admit it 😂😂
all the way to coastal rica
@@ancientgreeceyogurt and they punched him once
They might be criminals but they’re not homophobic 🙏🏻
I’m in Costal Rica right now and saw Drew in a money bag. I thought it was just a skit.
theory: their child was Kurtis, but after he was born Amanda came back from the Afeganistan, so they had to pretend that he is their friend and not their son
OMFG 🤣🤣
THE BEST THEORY.
oh my god this is genius
oh my god this is genius
Boutta go write the fic
i love that denny is presumably just having a fucking heart attack throughout this entire story
oh hey it's the no lid guy
@@koiifsh im so confused can u give context if i posted a comment saying that i genuinely dont remember my memory is so shitty
@@koiifshPLEASE GIVE ME CONTEXT
@@c0zmozys you replied to me once
@@koiifsh i genuinely dont remember when and where i said it
Four years later, and I still cry laugh at “he looked at his lover who spoke words of love to the camera”
"LOGAN PAIL???"
"L O G A N P A I L"
meanwhile, laura in the family room: "wtf danny"
I choked on my bagel because of this comment
Sanatae was it cut into a mobius strip
@@tardigradez no-
Sanatae hHHHHH-
🤣🤣🤣🤣i just visualised this wow
i love how drew's first concern with the pregnancy test was that he got the results so fast, not that he's pregnant
Pregnant boi, breaking the laws of biology!
honestly men getting pregnant is par for the course for m/m fanfics
@@idontneedaname318 but why though, they should know that it’s humanly impossible for men to get pregnant (unless Drew was a woman but then switch to a man)
@@Justaguy_21 it's a goddamn fanFICTION it doesn't matter weather it make sense or not lmao
@@yhas.5916 it would be nice though to have a sliver of knowledge of human biology put into this
Considering how quickly Danny recovers from his suicide attempt, I have to assume that the balcony he jumped off of was on the ground floor
It only makes sense that way.
maybe the floor above, because he did have to go to the hospital
nah he jusmpdd off if the flooor flore
bimbo flying, somebody catch her /ref
@@oneloggerheadshrike maybe his bones weren't squishy yet
(Please understand the reference 😭)
this is genuinely my favorite video on the internet
I'm formally requesting that someone makes a fanfic from Amanda's perspective about her journey in Afghanistan.
Omg yes
I’ll take notes.
COMMENTING FOR UPDATES
Maggie Complicatedlastname and she meets Laura and falls in love
Drawing Maniac yes😁
drew: i’m pregnant
danny: hi pregnant i’m dad
logan: no you’re not
Danny: *gasps and goes into cardiac arrest*
This comment is severely underrated
i just want to tell you i laughed more with this comment that with the video XD im dead
Drew : I'm pregnant Danny: hi pregnant I'm dad Logan: no you're not
Taylor Anderson you replied my comment to my comment. u ok?
Can’t wait for the live action film adaptation where Kurtis plays everyone except Jackie, who’s played by Chad Chad
If this doesn't become a real thing I will go feral
Jarvis Johnson should be the pregnancy test
@@communistpropaganda3629LMAO YES*
YES. Chad Chad would make a perfect Jackie 😂
I would pay
Ao3 writers will be like "srry this took so long I was in a car crash and I have a concussion" and then it will the most beautiful writing you have ever read and you start crying... Meanwhile this is what every story on wattpad is like
no beta we die like denny
The most beautiful fic you've ever read in your life that makes you cry and change the way you view the world: 16k hits
The deranged stream of consciousness of a 12 year old obsessed with being kidnapped violently by boybands: 1.2 million views
Make it make sense 😂
How to get out of any kidnapping: “I NEVER GOT TO TELL MY CRUSH THAT I LOVED THEM”
sprite cranberry of course
This is vital information
**gets kidnapped**
Me: I NEVER GOT TO TELL MY CRUSH I LIKE HIM!
Kidnapper: Oh ok I'll let you go!
Me: **runs away** hahahaha I don't have a crush
ok i'll let u go
@@jojeli1316 if that ever worked I would die laughing as soon as I got away
I love how all these recent comments have thousands of likes because it proves how often we rewatch this video
Off topic, but I love your profile pic!
@@s29nv1sr1 thanks!
I know; every time I rewatch this video I come to the comments there are new comments with thousands of likes and it makes me so happy.
Is that a Hadestown pfp I see? :0
right i watch this video once a month minimum
My favourite part of this fanfic is the femme fatale Paul brothers. Using sex as a weapon to bury their enemies. Iconic.
"femme fatale paul brothers" is a beautifl sentence.
I'm also pretty sure they're the ones who kidnap Drew
I mean,think about it! There are two kidnappers, Logan is there for Danny while Jake takes care of Drew in Coastal Rica. After all, Jake only lets Drew go after Logan kisses Danny! Then, they all have a rift between them!
@@berlinnuuna a fan theory about a fanfiction universe… I’m all for it!
@@berlinnuuna chigaco ruined everything
@@ccxriri hotel? chigaco
It’s been five years but I still can’t get over how the father of Drew’s baby was Jake Paul but Logan was trying to claim that it was him
Maybe Logan "went into" Jake before his interaction with Drew.
Danny and Drew: "Yeah because normally you would charge people to see your wedding"
Tana and Jake: *actually do that*
Jane DeNardo they are both married?
Olivia V yes Drew and Danny are both married if that’s what you meant
Jane DeNardo hahah no I meant Jake Paul and Tana
Olivia V lmao my bad yeah they got married and made people pay to have it live-streamed
Jane DeNardo wtf really? That’s weird... I didn’t even know they knew each other, is that new or something?
“I now pronouns you man and husband” I’m glad that Denny and Drew could overcome such adverbsity together.
Your great comment award is here 🏆 this is SO FUNNYJSHD
LMAO THIS IS SO GREAT 😭
My pronouns are man/husband
Lmao XD
I see what you did there
Sometimes “LOGAN PAIL!” just pops into my head and repeats the rest of the day
Sometimes the entire video loops in my head and it hurts
same and i ain’t mad 🖐😌
Me but chigaco
Me but with drew neighing DÄÑŃŸ
Mine is “Drew! You’re a horse! 🤠”