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  • @TheStegosaurus_
    @TheStegosaurus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    6:15
    It is a german ad for strawberries and it says something like: I am becoming "Zörbinger"
    Zörbinger is the brand but it doen't even make sense in german because it is no pun or anything

    • @Willgrahams_juicyASS
      @Willgrahams_juicyASS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I translated it and it said "I'm getting angry"

    • @a.k.6468
      @a.k.6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Willgrahams_juicyASS it is false (I am also German)
      Maybe google translate messed up “zorniger” and “Zörbinger” 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @bigpineapplestudios7447
      @bigpineapplestudios7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I AM BECOMING ZÖRBINGER

    • @TheStegosaurus_
      @TheStegosaurus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@a.k.6468 yeah good idea

    • @TheStegosaurus_
      @TheStegosaurus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@a.k.6468 I think they wanted to make a pun wirh that that they are getting angrier when they dont get the strawberry jam

  • @bloxyoyo
    @bloxyoyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:29 I went to a mental hospital for my depression once, and the rooms they had us stay in had bathrooms like this, so we couldn't lock ourselves in and hurt ourselves or something, the problem is its two people to a room and half of the rooms just DIDNT have the curtain. So you could wake up in the middle of the night and see your roommate taking a shit.

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    "There's no way that's supposed to be Barney, I refuse to believe it."
    Sir, you didn't tell me you were also narrating r/oddlyterrifying today.

  • @SubZeroXJ
    @SubZeroXJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    For the post at 1:14, my parents own a window treatment installation company, and while in-stock verticals (the one shown) do break often, they're very easy to fix, only needing to twist the slat to fix, or a 20 minute replacement if there is a major problem in the headrail. More often than not, it's actually the general public breaking these, by not heeding the warning, "don't open while slats are closed" meaning if you can't see through the blind, don't close it. 85% of our in-stock replacements are just for people breaking strings in the headrail while doing this, as it puts unnecessary forces on a 20¢ string.

  • @thisisrex1676
    @thisisrex1676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    0:39
    *_Cha Cha Real Smooth_*
    *Start chanting demonic phrases to begin the sacrifice

    • @xxhikariartzxx6908
      @xxhikariartzxx6908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ye'sbring a smeorf

    • @sobanoodles8574
      @sobanoodles8574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blep :P

    • @walrus5939
      @walrus5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sacrifice who?

    • @xxhikariartzxx6908
      @xxhikariartzxx6908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@walrus5939 the kid.

    • @riccards
      @riccards 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Smooth, cha cha. Smooth, cha cha. Smooth, cha cha. Real smooth real smooth...

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    (7:10) People _say_ it's to sell handbags. But that doesn't make sense when you have different companies making pants and handbags. Pants makers don't get anything from this.
    It's the same thing with hotdogs and buns not coming with the same number. People also say this is so you waste food. But one company from either side would make so much sales if they just matched the number to the most sold hotdog/bun package size.

  • @vhs3760
    @vhs3760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    the fake pockets on womens clothing has to do with maintaining the silhouette. i think it applies especially to tight pants. good thing that loose jeans are coming into fashion!

    • @rosethemer7796
      @rosethemer7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I thought it was to force women to buy purses, thus further stimulating the women's clothing department.

    • @fernandomarques5166
      @fernandomarques5166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Its both the silhouette and the purse reason actually

    • @annasstorybox7906
      @annasstorybox7906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Just take a big dump on the whole "that's in fashion" "that's out of fashion" I won't let anyone use the "fashion" argument when wearing a good ol pair of good ol regular denims (unisex/ man's cut) just because they are terribly comfortable, have pockets etc.

    • @bricksgaming8999
      @bricksgaming8999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not just women's pockets, though. Literally every set of pants I have have pockets that are either too small or are tilted off to the side, meaning if you put a cellphone there, it'll fall off as soon as you let go of it.

    • @Skybound.
      @Skybound. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loose jeans are old af. They came into fashion 2 decades ago. Nice to see its coming back

  • @awkward_pichu3498
    @awkward_pichu3498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    3:06
    "Hey did you guys remember Tim?"
    "Oh crap I only brought 0.9 of him!"
    " *GOD DAMN IT JERRY* "

    • @VectorJW9260
      @VectorJW9260 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Behind The Map mometn

  • @narwhalwithaknife9465
    @narwhalwithaknife9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    as a female i can relate to the pants thing it is to help copanises that sell purses to have women buy bigger purses

    • @yeetirosina
      @yeetirosina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      aww :(

    • @whyparkjiminnotridejimin
      @whyparkjiminnotridejimin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thanks for unravelling this mystery.😌

    • @narwhalwithaknife9465
      @narwhalwithaknife9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@whyparkjiminnotridejimin this also sucks for girls like me who only have a wallet phone and toy gun (its best if you don´t question it)

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@narwhalwithaknife9465 Are you- Are you carrying that toy gun to fake having a gun in certain situations.If so just use pepper spray or a taser

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@RoflcopterLamo she has a toy gun because of the nerf wars man, you gotta be prepared

  • @Limepopsicle07
    @Limepopsicle07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:55 The fact that I, an American, could not tell you where Delaware should be is both alarming and expected

    • @chiaraj1003
      @chiaraj1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay, to your defence: Your country is nearly the size of a whole fucking continent

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t know either (I’m from the UK though) but the fact they managed to put in Connecticut and not Delaware should say something about them too.

  • @monicaisabelle3346
    @monicaisabelle3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    The place at 0:55 is actually in Czech republic, and as a Czech person, this is quite good for an apartment here lol

    • @spiritravenheart1335
      @spiritravenheart1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This makes me feel kinda bad for y'all, I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

    • @matabr6173
      @matabr6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@spiritravenheart1335 Its still better than some other countries, or other things in Czech Rep. politics for example...

    • @SugiyamaHiromin
      @SugiyamaHiromin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I immediately noticed the .cz as seeing slavic languages other than Russian in these is a rare moment lol.

    • @brylinx1451
      @brylinx1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can recognize a chaos insurgency logo everywhere

    • @DIEELITT
      @DIEELITT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matabr6173 Czech politic meeting is a humor circle

  • @denniewennieFR
    @denniewennieFR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:41
    “When you order, grill to we *SMASH* *SEAR* that fresh ball of beef on a hot-buttered the burger *YOU CAN TASTE* and *DELICIOUS BURGER”*
    I can’t stop dying on that one

  • @beardofknowledge3792
    @beardofknowledge3792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    5:20
    Where I live, we've got those too, just they're Grizzly Bears all painted like the scenery of the town they're in. So I felt that one.

    • @erickessler3139
      @erickessler3139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We had buffalo

    • @Maneir
      @Maneir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eugene, Oregon has giant ducks... Because of course it does.

    • @antimatterbee9331
      @antimatterbee9331 ปีที่แล้ว

      My state has butterflies with different designs on the wings.

  • @name1092
    @name1092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I just wanna say, whoever made it past the thumbnail, is practically indestructible emotionally

    • @MartinaVee
      @MartinaVee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you

    • @name1092
      @name1092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MartinaVee yw

    • @Xonida_NcTroller
      @Xonida_NcTroller 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      definitely freaking not

    • @name1092
      @name1092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Xonida_NcTroller ok

  • @10radair
    @10radair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    0:03 real version: i am speed
    fake version: i am on speed

  • @theshoobananamaster8245
    @theshoobananamaster8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "What the hell is wrong with people?"
    Random ad only playing for a split second:
    *"mE"*

  • @valerietaft9831
    @valerietaft9831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "Oh it's Light Mcquing, Kerchew."

  • @novatron7841
    @novatron7841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:20 SOoo are we just not gonna talk about those pair of glowing eyeballs outside the window?

  • @Vox193
    @Vox193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Thanks for jump scaring me with that thumbnail

    • @zwilder1
      @zwilder1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @mrmayhem.4830
      @mrmayhem.4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so true jumped out my seat when i saw this on my reccomended

    • @Shogunyancoill
      @Shogunyancoill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yep

    • @theinfluenceatl
      @theinfluenceatl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🌙

    • @TheOriginalStarwalker83
      @TheOriginalStarwalker83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theinfluenceatl *SHUT*

  • @icarusSmp
    @icarusSmp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    1:21
    Is everyone going to ignore the glowing eyes in the Darkness-

  • @psychocircus8988
    @psychocircus8988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    The Ben ten bubble blower looks more like a alien than the actual alien he transforms into
    Edit thank for all the likes

    • @Fantastic_Coder
      @Fantastic_Coder 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @KILL3R-NOVA
      @KILL3R-NOVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @HeyItsMeJoshhh
      @HeyItsMeJoshhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OR the Omnitrix is malfunctioning, AGAIN.

    • @ArbiterofTruth
      @ArbiterofTruth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s probably a Chinese product. They have no copyright laws, love horrible, nonsensical knockoffs, and seem to make anything. I have watched more than a few videos of this nature. Hence my assumption.

    • @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
      @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to comment that the Ben 10 toy looked like a knock off toy

  • @migliorigno
    @migliorigno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    00:00
    I had that as a kid, my babysitter bought me one and it was my worst fear that lasted till today. Me and my family used to call it "Lighting of the closet" since we always kept it in one beacouse even at sigth i would start crying. Now i don't know were it is, i had it for at least 6 years, all i know is that it's still my house...somewhere...

  • @cosmicbattalion
    @cosmicbattalion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1652

    Three sad people have disliked this. They must really like these designs!

    • @karenlyth9774
      @karenlyth9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      now 5, im starting to think those are the people that made these

    • @brangle7251
      @brangle7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      6. Every day (dislike) we stray further from god

    • @korecores
      @korecores 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      7 now. wow they love these

    • @cosmicbattalion
      @cosmicbattalion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@brangle7251 That is very true

    • @-p1nk_r0s3-5
      @-p1nk_r0s3-5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's none for me-

  • @Cammi_Rosalie
    @Cammi_Rosalie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I'm on board with the whole pockets issue on womens clothing. I totally LOVE my jeans with the bling and sparkles on the butt pockets. Especially those with the flap that buttons down. But in order to make any use of those type of pockets, you have to un-button them and leave them loose, which looks friggin AWFUL. So yeah, front pockets with a useable depth would be great. And better still, like on pair of my jeans, Back pockets that have a faux button-flap, but are still actually discreetly open at the top, so they're useable for loose cash or a card, and don't spoil the look of the jeans. And they also have deep front pockets. (and no holes & flare legs. FCUK that ripped to hell, "skinny jeans" bullsh!t!!) I love that pair of jeans! Bling, sparkly, button-flap-look back pockets, and deep front pockets. Along with a small rear logo patch thingy that is nicely done in riveted metal. Perfect! I think those are "Earl" jeans.
    Bonus: Ladies, you ever buy a cute skirt, get it home and start wearing it and discover pockets? HELLS YEAH! I bought this beautiful, faux leather, shin-length skirt on clearance from Target, and found pockets in it! I was a super happy girl that day!

    • @AmyraCarter
      @AmyraCarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bought a skirt a while ago, and only recently found it had pockets. I could care less; I don't use them.

  • @lasupcheman
    @lasupcheman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:45 Hey Robin! It is in czech republic. I live there also. We are great at crappy design!

  • @lwoos102
    @lwoos102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The table chair is amazing to use in an air soft match because you can nap while people shoot at you and it toataly won’t look suspicious

  • @kyletheorangeguy7090
    @kyletheorangeguy7090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    that thumbnail is scarier than fnaf gacha shippers

    • @SoapySoappp
      @SoapySoappp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ORANGE

    • @Eliza.x
      @Eliza.x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mate actually no, gacha shippers are scarier than any horror movie or cursed shit

    • @exceptionallyriso
      @exceptionallyriso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Eliza.x
      I agree with you

    • @sirmangees9090
      @sirmangees9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @•ericcaa• Yeep-

    • @starryy1044
      @starryy1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the gacha shippers are worse
      especially the fnaf ones
      i still cringe at micheal x ennard today.

  • @mirokudivine
    @mirokudivine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:25 Seattle has random pig statues all over but with different artists painted designs

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this what happens when we mix Sailor Moon with animals?

  • @RBlue118
    @RBlue118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:18 The reason for the lack of pockets is because companies want to keep a market for purses open, and they wouldn’t be needed as much without the lack of pockets.

  • @sheridancarney7771
    @sheridancarney7771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh god I remember stocking those bags of dog food when I was still at Walmart. I had many questions to why it looked like newspaper vomit and what of all that screamed dog food without reading it.

  • @trupype3028
    @trupype3028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thanks EmKay for cheering me up and getting my mind off all the neverending bad news everywhere

  • @manstick3140
    @manstick3140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:08
    "Ah yes, enslaved moisture"
    - meme man/mr. Succ

  • @jinhyolee8442
    @jinhyolee8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Congrats! You clicked on this video despite the thumbnail!

    • @lilylovegod2959
      @lilylovegod2959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THANK YOU 😊

    • @_MissLoLo
      @_MissLoLo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I clicked because of the thumbnail :)

    • @kittensubs6078
      @kittensubs6078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't see the thumbnail. It didn't load

    • @thefredbear7730
      @thefredbear7730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m sorry if I scarred you

    • @facepalmflix1751
      @facepalmflix1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It sure is something else...

  • @dorklord9561
    @dorklord9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:34 OMG 😂😂😂 PRICELESS LAUGH 👌👌👌😂😂😂

  • @Corpitell
    @Corpitell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Some of These designs look like they came out of a horror movie and looked like they're cursed images

  • @fabiochiaro2450
    @fabiochiaro2450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:44 ah yes, my favourite generic meal

  • @mirage7487
    @mirage7487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I'm not even going to begin to read this crap"
    *Reads it*

  • @DarkLord-7
    @DarkLord-7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:44
    I'll be honest, I thought it was the same bathroom and it has two toilets, which if that were the case, it still belongs here.

  • @mariopcds
    @mariopcds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    6:15
    This is my sleep paralysis demon now.

  • @grze149
    @grze149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the NAAS around 8:25 could be potentially a name of an Irish town a little outside of Dublin

  • @pigeonliveryworks
    @pigeonliveryworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:43 "Barney returned after years of not been seen he ain't lookin great"

  • @DragonfyreArts
    @DragonfyreArts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:27 ooh dude, i saw that at my local walmart a few times. i was so confused by it

  • @billbishop6109
    @billbishop6109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The polar bear statues were used as a fundraising initiative years ago. There are several still around the city.

  • @Cornbbread
    @Cornbbread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    9:22 he didn’t show the picture
    Edit: he showed the picture after showing a picture of the dog food

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Robin narrating CrappyDesign again? Sweet.

    • @zwilder1
      @zwilder1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @forgotten4500
      @forgotten4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zwilder1 shut up

    • @bootyclap69k
      @bootyclap69k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@forgotten4500 😞

    • @forgotten4500
      @forgotten4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bootyclap69k 🌞

    • @karenlyth9774
      @karenlyth9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao the emojis u guys look like 40 yr old moms on facebook

  • @lmk-vibes
    @lmk-vibes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:06 from what I have heard (so take this with a grain of salt) it's basically because if woman can put things in there pockets it will make it lumpy and thus can't show off woman's *curves*
    Which ngl, that idea makes me uncomfy

  • @godricktheminecrafted3113
    @godricktheminecrafted3113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:03 oh don’t worry, that’s just nestlé rebranding

  • @pessie83
    @pessie83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    EmKay, your way of commenting on the crappy designs made me laugh at times.

  • @Lottabaggage
    @Lottabaggage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:19 so we just not gonna talk about the bright demonic glowing eyes outside the window?

    • @hardsterdiamond3608
      @hardsterdiamond3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I saw that too. I was looking in the comments to see if anyone commented about it lol.

    • @solocj4010
      @solocj4010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was about to say that as well
      Glowing eyed demon: Eh...
      Curtains that can't close all the way: THIS IS IMPORTANT!

    • @whurlwind69445
      @whurlwind69445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm glad I'm not the only one

    • @LiamTHFC.558
      @LiamTHFC.558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I’m thinking

  • @Slferon
    @Slferon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:41
    big brain man here
    basically, for an element to become stable (basically a gas thing, like argon or xenon, forgot the name) it needs to have that amount of electrons, and i'm pretty sure that doesn't round up to any of them, i don't have my periodic table with me so i can't check but i will update actually if i remember!
    to round it up, that molecule should not be able to exist

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Guess whoever does the editing for these had a stroke near the end.

  • @toracki9486
    @toracki9486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:16 could be for viewers outside usa, I didnt realise it was for thanksgiving anyway

  • @Gehstek_Leyine
    @Gehstek_Leyine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "covid opened the present. inside there was a give up. covid took it."

    • @rapogirl1391
      @rapogirl1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stop making me want to play Earthbound again!

    • @CurseEXEPlays
      @CurseEXEPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes they did now it's a new president

    • @CurseEXEPlays
      @CurseEXEPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Gehstek_Leyine
      @Gehstek_Leyine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CurseEXEPlays either you commented on the wrong video or comment, or forgot what my comment said. I can't tell.

  • @tmfyi8048
    @tmfyi8048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The one at 6:50 deserves a spot in r/ihadastroke

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 221 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

    • @zwilder1
      @zwilder1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @forgotten4500
      @forgotten4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zwilder1 I said shut up

    • @zwilder1
      @zwilder1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@forgotten4500 how about *no*

    • @forgotten4500
      @forgotten4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zwilder1 how about yes

  • @samsimington5563
    @samsimington5563 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can ask the same question about why the frick they put pockets on swim trunks, more specifically *women's* swimwear where the pockets aren't designed to be empty when their submerged in a pool or the shore at a beach

  • @wipeking
    @wipeking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Thumbnail is me after my mom says we can get McDonald

  • @yippee420_
    @yippee420_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Robin: "I'm not even gonna begin to read this"
    Also Robin: *begins to read it*

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "The happy light mic queen car"
    The car: I'm happy! I'm happy what else can you show my spying eyes?!

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HIS EYES DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT! Now I can't unsee it, lol.

  • @thedarkcat7484
    @thedarkcat7484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact! The reason Gentle Giants comes with so many ads on it is to reduce the price. It was actually designed too expensive for the market they wanted to sell to, so they started slapping ads on the bags to lower the price.

  • @FallCastle
    @FallCastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The car is happy. The car is happy. We cannot deny it. It is happy. We cannot stop it.

  • @wenirlicker6808
    @wenirlicker6808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:50 Never Eat Woggy Saffles

  • @Benutzername474
    @Benutzername474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:17 i think thats in germany, and the thing that theyre advertising (strawberry jam), acctually tastes good! I buyed it at rewe, in case you are livin’ in germany and also want to have red laser eyes.

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will have to remember that in case I am ever in Germany. I already have laser eyes, but refueling is always good.

  • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
    @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:06 Nonono... You don't fall *'in'* the wall. You fall *'through'* the wall and groggily find yourself trapped in the Backrooms.

  • @calamity_banana5227
    @calamity_banana5227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I looked up the crockpot bento thing, ITS A REAL FREAKING AD! I AM ROLLING RIGHT NOW!🤣

  • @mooshe61D
    @mooshe61D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When my family first moved into the house we currently live in, my parents bathroom was fully carpeted, they renovated that so quickly

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:25 You know a company is from another country when their grammar is terrible and/or the words make no sense

  • @A-whoopsie-daisy
    @A-whoopsie-daisy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I nearly wanted to cry when the post I made (2:28) got featured here ;^; Its an honour

  • @Realisticz16
    @Realisticz16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the women's pocket thing, I know some designers have decided that putting things in the pockets ruins how the pants look. I say remove the pockets completely then! Don't give me this pitiful lie of a pocket.

  • @dragonqueen6589
    @dragonqueen6589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Soon Emkay will have 2.5 mil subs... let that sink in. One of the best channels in the redditsphere.

  • @pokemontrainerred6317
    @pokemontrainerred6317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    emkay has 3 posts today best youtubers ever

  • @zparkplug2788
    @zparkplug2788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    as a woman i can never get over the pocket bullsh*t lmao...my husband can fit half our damn house in his pockets and wonders why i ask him to hold my wallet, etc. the fellas really scored big time with pockets, p sure im gonna be jealous all my life

  • @NextDavidAttenborough
    @NextDavidAttenborough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    hi everyone ily all, i hope you're all well

    • @catwithhumanears4462
      @catwithhumanears4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea I'm fine just got out of hospital

    • @NextDavidAttenborough
      @NextDavidAttenborough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@catwithhumanears4462 i'm glad you're okay! and i hope you recover from whatever you had to go to the hospital for!

    • @catwithhumanears4462
      @catwithhumanears4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NextDavidAttenborough almost broke my arm by doing backflip

  • @Macarnoi
    @Macarnoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:57 - After they changed their logo it seems very unusual for them to say they don't like it.

  • @Dehydrated1ce
    @Dehydrated1ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:25 and demons can see you through the blinds

  • @NotAGerman
    @NotAGerman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:36
    Cobalt - nausea, vomiting and serious heart problems.
    Fluorine - teeth decay, osteoporosis and harm to kidneys, bones, nerves and muscles.
    Iron - Well, too much iron for your body is just bad.
    So, I guess we all agree that Co F Fe is what we need.

  • @aeeeeeereeeee5593
    @aeeeeeereeeee5593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I only saw the notification so I didnt see the Thumbnail, and it flashed right before the video started. When I tell you that scared me, I mean I dropped my phone because I was so surprised💀

  • @syedasad8278
    @syedasad8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Why don't women have deeper pockets ?'
    To increase the sale of purses & bags ?

  • @williamcameron8325
    @williamcameron8325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:50 him "what is wrong with people" me "have you seen common political opinions nowadays"

  • @chronicallyunsupervised
    @chronicallyunsupervised 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "i'm getting UK vibes here"
    *Cz is written right there*

  • @NoobgamerHD
    @NoobgamerHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:04 "this cycle lane in edinBRUH"

    • @ml4757
      @ml4757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is how it's pronounced though

    • @NoobgamerHD
      @NoobgamerHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ml4757 why not how it's spelled (edinburgh)?

    • @ml4757
      @ml4757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NoobgamerHD Because we're British and that's how we do things I guess.

    • @NoobgamerHD
      @NoobgamerHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ml4757 hahaha makes sense mate

    • @wearethechange128
      @wearethechange128 ปีที่แล้ว

      burah

  • @JhopeUMakeMeSmile
    @JhopeUMakeMeSmile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They make women's pockets tiny so they need purses and bags. Makes the companies more money and is a pain in the ass for everyone else.

  • @Meximagician
    @Meximagician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:40 Not a single element listed there is even found in caffeine.
    Also, cobalt being heavy metal is toxic as hell.

    • @antimatterbee9331
      @antimatterbee9331 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact: Trace amounts of cobalt are necessary for the human body to function. This element is actually a major part of vitamin B12.

  • @stampycatfan01lol
    @stampycatfan01lol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The one with the strangely placed bathtub is in the Czech Republic. The “.cz” domain gives it away.

  • @Jordan_Warrington
    @Jordan_Warrington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:00 it does equal 100 tho.
    (54%+11%)=65+35%=100

    • @lemon3rd800
      @lemon3rd800 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I was also wondering what could be wrong with that.

    • @Door.
      @Door. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unsure if you knew this, but uts the sizes of sections

  • @issaschwartzcipriani6279
    @issaschwartzcipriani6279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Employee 1: hey we still need to put something in our new ad.
    Boss: is it the one across from anorexia?
    Employee 1: um.. yeah... how are we going to cure anorexia with a crocpot?
    Boss: hmmm...
    Employee 2 yells from across the room: BABY LOVE
    Employee 1: you have got to be kidding me...
    Boss: ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. WE MUST PUT IT ON IMEDIATLY.

  • @forgive_me_for_my_past
    @forgive_me_for_my_past 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:14 weirdly enough this looks cool

  • @saposo
    @saposo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact, the maze at 7:55 doesn't actually have another way to complete it

  • @amdoggod7551
    @amdoggod7551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:33 *and suddenly he’s Jared, 19*

  • @lampionmancz
    @lampionmancz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:52
    1: The website of that company is in the top right corner.
    2: Trust me I have never seen a bathroom like this in my country.
    3: It's a beautiful country worth visiting ngl.

  • @tpikmin3369
    @tpikmin3369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:20 ironically made in China

  • @RosesSpindle
    @RosesSpindle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @5:22 They have painted bulldog statues throughout Athens, GA as well. (University of Georgia's mascot is the bulldog, for those who don't follow US college football.)

  • @CamKablam
    @CamKablam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:54 I betcha he's going to someday end up going there

  • @JoppingBen10Fan
    @JoppingBen10Fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:56 as a Ben 10 fan, I wish I could unsee this

  • @theroyalnapkin379
    @theroyalnapkin379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:58 I'm not that Colin but I'll take the shoutout anyway

  • @GrandCorsair
    @GrandCorsair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:30 there are so many things I want to ask about who designed this bag I legitimately wouldn't know where to start first.

  • @tens3538
    @tens3538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:06 no that’s lightning mcking

    • @zocritter
      @zocritter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thunder kind McDonald’s

  • @cheeseball5354
    @cheeseball5354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live in Brevard County, which borders Orange County to the East, and I agree that the Comic Sans is weird.

  • @MrMolotov888
    @MrMolotov888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like to imagine that "breakfast bagel sandwich" as a donut

  • @nathanstafford8412
    @nathanstafford8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There might as well be an entire subreddit for carpeted bathrooms