2:02 (This is for those who are unfamiliar with ZUN's artstyle) ZUN is self taught which means his art can look weird at times, another thing is he might be colorblind because when he was questioned about Patchouli Knowledge's missing stripes from the later games (more specifically the when she showed up in the fighting spinoffs) and some of her other official appearances he claimed that they weren't there/didn't exist. It can be disproved however by looking at her first appearance *EoSD,* some of the official print works and even some merchandise, official or otherwise, in which the stripes are there, meanwhile they aren't there in some of the others. Tangent aside the UI in some of the games (more specifically some of the officials) can be a bit hard to make out especially when the background isn't even with its colors so I can see why it would show up in r/crappydesign.
@@justsomesimplenuclearbirbs4313 do you mean the word "weebs"?, if that's what You meant, they're basicly anime fans (which doesn't make sense since it's Touhou) also ik i'm like a year late but idk
2:02 Yeah, a common joke in the touhou community is that zun (the creator) sacrificed his art skills for music composition skills, and you definitely see where that came from.
If you squint your ears it sounds like "DISSISEYE!" And im sure that could be a pokemon name? I mean it has "eye" in it, so it has a general body part to be themed on. To me, thats all you really need for a pokemon at this point.
2:04 I unironically really love all the Touhou start screens. They're all really cute in a charming amateurish kind of way. Mountain of faith (Touhou 10) is definitely one of the worst in terms of way too much clutter on the screen though. My favorite is probably Touhou 12. Touhou 17 is pretty good too.
2:10 Jack: Look at those things, it's staring into your soul... Me: Jack, not a good idea to piss off the Touhou fandom, they will sicc adorable world destroying, Ghosts, Youkai, shrine Maidens, witches, and vampires on you...
@@AllVoiceHowdy yeah, I guess, what do I know, I'm just a fledgling Touhou fan, and I'm used to fandoms I'm in turning toxic around me. (Lookin' at you Toxic Undertale and MHA Fans)
@@braydenbanks4228 i personally dont think those communities are that toxic. i mean when i first got into touhou it looked like a paradise place, with a dedicated and kinda cool community, but then when i started to get into it, it started to look like a hellhole a community thats more acidic then my stomach acids, but now im starting to zoom out a bit i dont think its bad, and i think most communities are like that. but what do i know, i've only been in the touhou community for 1 year, maybe im not deep enough into touhou to know anything...
Demons are just crispy ghosts Radiation is just spicy air PTSD is just spicy nostalgia Snowboards are just boneless skateboards Yawns are just boneless coughs Crabs are just extra crispy water spiders Foxes are forest corgis
my god....... this knowledge, this wisdom..... my brain cannot comprehend this. i have ascended beyond...... beyond the mortal plane..... beyond reality. i know now.... the purpose.... of life.... of death..... of existence.
10:17 I work at a supermarket that sells those cutting mats and I can confirm they'll fall out of the packaging if you so much as look at them the wrong way. We hardly ever sell any of them because most of them wind up in the damaged products bin in our backroom before anyone can contemplate buying them.
@@sakusei4211 it’s less slacking off, and more actually trying to sleep instead of staying awake 24/7/365 doing nothing but standing at a gate. No clue why they can’t see that I need sleep
10:18 I have those cutting boards, and they aren’t what they look like in the picture. They’re really hard plastic, and impossible to scratch unless you straight up pound a knife into it
everyone's complaining about how Emkay called Thailand Russia whilst I'm complaining about how Emkay absolutely butchered that french pronounciation at 9:39
5:22 it’s not the dogs, it’s the masks that aren’t covering their noses at all 10:24 on the front of the paper towel dispensers is actually a map of the city (which is why they all have the same beat-up looking design)
Fun fact: The game at 2:03 is called Touhou: Mountain of Faith. It is part of a larger franchise known as Touhou Project, which was made by Team Shanghai Alice. The girl you see on screen is one of the main characters, a shrine maiden named Reimu. For a long time the game was popular among Japanese and Western fans, and some of the earliest memes on the internet was inspired by the franchise. Remember McRoll'd? The music the theme song of another character in the series (Flandre) from Touhou Koumakyou ~ the Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil.
We sold those push pops in the dollar tree I worked at and I hated walking past them every time I made my way nearby the registers. They way they looked at me was so uncomfortable.
2:45 when people try to give you an education but didn't educated themself Edit: I am from Thailand and they are trying to teach you about language Edit2: and yes Emkey just think Thailand flag was russia
Rachel Briscoe: I think what's wrong with this is that the starting screen is a little bit too cluttered with stuff, but it's not bad. Also Reimu (the character) has one eye that's bigger than the other. But other than that nothing else is wrong with it! Actually the game itself plays very well and I personally love it!
Thailand's flag is just chilling there, minding its own business. Emkay: Ah, yes. *R* *U* *S* *S* *I* *A* Edit: Seriously.? Somebody just stole my comment and got 1.9K more likes, bruh.
When you say 'carried away,' I assume you mean you took things too far, but I think you took them just far enough. That was the best laugh I've had in days, and I needed that.
Flag of Thailand exists
Emkay: Ay yes *Russia*
thats exacctly what i tought
"A simple Google search would fix that"
Fun fact:There is a transport system in Thailand called “BTS skytrain”
Bangkok
(mass)Transit
System
skytrain
The flag of Britain exists
Emkay: Ah yes, *England*
*R U S S I A*
Everyone is focused on how he called Thailand, Russia.
No one noticed he called the UK flag, England
Alany is weird bUt Uk Is EnGlAnD
Same difference
When reading this I felt like I needed to blast the English National anthem
Least he didn’t say London
@@zeply1n no it's a constituent country and I believe Wales or Northern Ireland is a principality
Poor Jack everyone is calling him out on his country knowledge
By the way Thai flag was the only one that has the right to be where it was (approximately)
His voice is good
His voice makes up for the mistake
his voice is nice tho
Thailand was the only correct one
2:02 (This is for those who are unfamiliar with ZUN's artstyle)
ZUN is self taught which means his art can look weird at times, another thing is he might be colorblind because when he was questioned about Patchouli Knowledge's missing stripes from the later games (more specifically the when she showed up in the fighting spinoffs) and some of her other official appearances he claimed that they weren't there/didn't exist. It can be disproved however by looking at her first appearance *EoSD,* some of the official print works and even some merchandise, official or otherwise, in which the stripes are there, meanwhile they aren't there in some of the others.
Tangent aside the UI in some of the games (more specifically some of the officials) can be a bit hard to make out especially when the background isn't even with its colors so I can see why it would show up in r/crappydesign.
To get on the weebs.
My dude, I can barely understand what that means. Its kinda hard to translate into something I understand.
@@justsomesimplenuclearbirbs4313 do you mean the word "weebs"?, if that's what You meant, they're basicly anime fans (which doesn't make sense since it's Touhou)
also ik i'm like a year late but idk
Nice essay 10/10
(Im not being mean)
Some of these crappy designs are made by people having a stroke
R/Ihadastroke mix’s with r/crappydesigns?
66th like
*laughs in Sith Lord*
R/crappystrokes
I just ruined the 911 comments get LOLED
r/ihadacrappydesignstroke
5:29 i think the point was they werent wearing their masks correctly, but thanks Jack
XD how did he not notice that
yeah i was gonna say that
Like how did he not notice?! Oh no let's make this very weird way with the dogs so the will get sick
2:02 Yeah, a common joke in the touhou community is that zun (the creator) sacrificed his art skills for music composition skills, and you definitely see where that came from.
Zun is always drunk unless he makes music
armpits cant have opinions
@@cubekami830 he is drunk while making music too
I think his art is pretty good honestly, the characters have gotten a lot better over the years and the rest of the art has always been great
indeed
Jack: *calls thailand russia*
Everyone: _kirby as found your sin unforgivable_
*Mondo has found your sin unforgivable
Did not age well
@@Ghostx777x geez
Yes, Kirby *as*
2:46 "We got Russia there on the coast of China"
EXCUSE ME. That's Thailand!
It makes me even more upset because I'm Thai ;-;
Gonna cry?
Mark Kugler piss your pants maybe?
@@ValuLima274 gonna McCry?
@@homiebreadpill And I am from Russia!
2:02
ZUN: "The hardest choices require the strongest will."
5:29 nobody noticed that they aren’t wearing their masks properly....
that was the whole reason OP even posted it... Emkay looked at everything *BUT* what OP was talking about
Spongebob Squarepants original poster, I believe to be the case
@Spongebob Squarepants OP means Original Poster, or I'm retarded too, if this isn't what it means😂
@@vexaology pretty sure Jack was being sarcastic as there was no need to state the obvious
Watch somebody comment on the comment saying ThAtS hOw YoU WeIr A mAsK.
10:40
Translated into boomer terms, that says “to be honest, you only live once, so you should be good and follow us? THROW!”
Day two of trying to get Jack to say “Welcome back, I’m jack”
Finally, a suggestion that isn’t oddly filled with sexual tension
Hello everyone! Welcome back! I'm Nick nack paddywhack jack
the woman saying "this is why" sounds like a pokemon--
If you squint your ears it sounds like "DISSISEYE!" And im sure that could be a pokemon name? I mean it has "eye" in it, so it has a general body part to be themed on. To me, thats all you really need for a pokemon at this point.
Wow!
@@moonsalibi I mean there's a pokemon called decidueye
Simply Gaming Decidueye?
2:00
why
why do ismell
an influx of touhou fans incoming
he roasted zun bro
They will fuck him up
Reporting in.
Don't dis the ZUN artwork, yo.
Nah no touhou fans here
Not gonna lie, chief.
On my tiny screen the hair accessory looked like a red spot so my stupid ass thought she had Pikachu's face.
I don't know how people manage to find my old comments and give them likes and replies and honestly I'm not sure whether or not it's disappointing.
ah yes I'm now half Russian thank you
i dont get it sorry
@@Kiyun04 yes well now I'm a quarter russian
Ah yes it the Thailand is made of Russia
welp guess im Russia
2:04 I unironically really love all the Touhou start screens. They're all really cute in a charming amateurish kind of way. Mountain of faith (Touhou 10) is definitely one of the worst in terms of way too much clutter on the screen though. My favorite is probably Touhou 12. Touhou 17 is pretty good too.
Good I was seeing if there was any Touhou related comment after seeing that part, I thank you good sir for your comment
Finally someone who understands
Nothing bad happens during june
June 2020: **emkay insult touhou**
Me: emkay why :(.....
I completely agree with that.
@@faisfaiz4353 well characters in zun's art will stare into your soul. Remember Sakuya?
2:45 that moment you somehow confuse Thailand with Russia.
"Gotta let those hands stay home."
That actually gets the idea across.
Pp
I guess
i have seen that sign before
For that counselor: That is the most cringe I have seen in one sentence
If someone at the school I work at made this type of flyer, I'd threaten them to "yeet!!" it at their head....
this is what happens when teachers try to follow gen-z stuff
"Is it a hippo or a cat"
Me: catto
woah, nice hahaha!
Its quagmire's kid with a hippo.
"Catto" sounds like a "cat" with Japanese accent, lol
doggo
*CATTO*
Hippat
Never thought I'd see someone on emkay analyzing Reimu's eyes.
2:02 Touhou project , I love this game so much
So do I
Touhou is hella epic.
I love this ga-
*DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED DED*
Good old bullet hell torture...
*Especially Touhou*
2:10 Jack: Look at those things, it's staring into your soul...
Me: Jack, not a good idea to piss off the Touhou fandom, they will sicc adorable world destroying, Ghosts, Youkai, shrine Maidens, witches, and vampires on you...
i dont think that would piss off touhou fans, i laughed my ass off when i saw touhou on my screen
@@AllVoiceHowdy yeah, I guess, what do I know, I'm just a fledgling Touhou fan, and I'm used to fandoms I'm in turning toxic around me. (Lookin' at you Toxic Undertale and MHA Fans)
@@braydenbanks4228 i personally dont think those communities are that toxic. i mean when i first got into touhou it looked like a paradise place, with a dedicated and kinda cool community, but then when i started to get into it, it started to look like a hellhole a community thats more acidic then my stomach acids, but now im starting to zoom out a bit i dont think its bad, and i think most communities are like that.
but what do i know, i've only been in the touhou community for 1 year, maybe im not deep enough into touhou to know anything...
@@AllVoiceHowdy cool
2:04 *sweats in Touhou fan *
*"Bullets spamming at your eyes, making you blind"*
2:59 “it’s England”. . . . *Wales , Scotland and Northern Island have left the chat*
2:50 looks at Thailand flag and calls it Russia . Big oof
2:02
Reimu looking directly at your soul...
Try finding Touhou EoSD's Sprite, Its not just that lady looking at your soul
Sakuya: ;)
Crappy design.
Slightly off colored white.
X Æ A-12
the subscrib is intentional
Jake Josh this comment is crappy
Slightly off colored black
Mildly infuriating
Bruh it’s more than slightly
2:06
Touhou fans: *distant screaming*
I KNOW EIHTIO%YJNPM:IH% LWPMIY OITW HEBIMO VLP VMNMW:J GNKL
2:03 never realized how tiny touhou front is
my windshield wipers when it's a little bit rainy: 1:41
6:28 Jack turns into The Click 2.0
And amazing stuff as always xD
Never really commented on any of the videos, but this literally made my day.
The title sounds like a predator too obsessed with candy
Demons are just crispy ghosts
Radiation is just spicy air
PTSD is just spicy nostalgia
Snowboards are just boneless skateboards
Yawns are just boneless coughs
Crabs are just extra crispy water spiders
Foxes are forest corgis
my god....... this knowledge, this wisdom..... my brain cannot comprehend this. i have ascended beyond...... beyond the mortal plane..... beyond reality. i know now.... the purpose.... of life.... of death..... of existence.
No!
Cheese is just a loaf of milk
If you water water it grows
Your handwriting is your hands accent.
Don't get too up in the name of lord.
Radiation is spicy light i think
Hmmm...spicy light you say...*remembers a certain moth* yep, definitely spicy light.
7:25 when your trying to sleep but your neighbors are having a heavy metal party
2:45 South America? Never heard of it, it's obviously South Korea
he said Russia instead of Thailand
Thai
@@NCubss he said England instead of Britain
10:17 I work at a supermarket that sells those cutting mats and I can confirm they'll fall out of the packaging if you so much as look at them the wrong way. We hardly ever sell any of them because most of them wind up in the damaged products bin in our backroom before anyone can contemplate buying them.
2:45 Yeah Jack, that's definitely Russia.
Flag on poster: 🇹🇭
Jack: “🇷🇺”
2:02 ah...
Good ol’ Touhou menus.
@@Kurumizawa_Hikari well to be fair, MoF's title screen _is_ pretty crappy.
Meiling! How is your life doing? You know... *Sakuya chasing you for slacking off?*
Also, Youmu! Is Yuyuko eating too much again?
@@sakusei4211 it’s less slacking off, and more actually trying to sleep instead of staying awake 24/7/365 doing nothing but standing at a gate. No clue why they can’t see that I need sleep
You featuring my post at 9:59 just made my terrible day so much better. Thank you
"Hey Honey.. Why did you buy that?"
*"THIS IS WHY"*
I remember those Push Pops..
They'd get stuck after a few licks
And that happened a lot, since they tasted pretty crap too, super artificial taste, even for candy standards
2:04 y'know, I love touhou but GOOD GOD REIMU THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES!?
oh god I just noticed
I'd never realised who bad this was
REIMU, PLEASE JUST GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET THAT FIXED
or get marisa kirisame to heal it...
@@ItzTerraYT not Marisa instead GO TO EIRIN
Most touhou game ZUN made is Reimu...
*LOOKING DITECTLY AT YOUR SOUL*
6:20
Holy shiz Jack turned into The Click for a second-
Day 2 of asking Jack to say:
Hello Guys My Name Is Jack And Today We Pack In The Sack...
Yes
6:56
You can't do that to me.
I actually cried when I watched it.
Remember when the Emory channel was just Zack and Damian, but now there’s jack and at point there was Slazo
Emory?? Huh?
remember when it was just damien?
@@hopeworld5624 yes
@@hopeworld5624 or actually JUST Slazo.
Me watching normal EmKay videos : "Haha yeah that's stupid roast him bro"
EmKay roasts ZUN : *THIS MEANS WAR*
Emkay:”anyone else think the stairs look like a tongue and is screaming in agony
Me:”well now I do”
1:41 sounds of Jack's faith in humanity dieing
even when i go to escape touhou, it keeps following me
you cant escape the rabbit hole
*Touhou exists*
EmKay: Oh gosh this is terrible
2:04 I can feel the rage that are coming from the touhou fans already
Zun was a bit drunk when he put the main menu together
There is a suprisingly lack of rage for now
10:18 I have those cutting boards, and they aren’t what they look like in the picture. They’re really hard plastic, and impossible to scratch unless you straight up pound a knife into it
Im glad someone else said this. They are really good actually :)
3:20 He turns into The Snatcher from A Hat In Time.
everyone's complaining about how Emkay called Thailand Russia whilst I'm complaining about how Emkay absolutely butchered that french pronounciation at 9:39
Jack: *does Irish/Scottish accent*
Me: “I’ve never met this man in my life”
8:30 nah they just did it because the font is Comic Sans. They're trying to hide their massive mistake.
somebody: give me an example of a crappy design!
me, being my dark self: *h u m a n i t y*
2:26 Thailand: * exist *
Emkay: *R U S S I A*
3:25 Pepper: * is clearly shown *
Emkay: *C A R R O T*
2:20
It IS kinda cute though. I would buy it.
*Mentions Attack on titan*
Those crazy Levi fangirls: LEVI IS THE BEST!
9:57 As a tech head, that makes me SO ANGRY...
Why you so angry?
2:03 as a touhou fan this making me dissapointed. Why Emkay insult my favorite touhou game :( ?
@@joebidenofficialpotus what. If battery not aligned? Are theres a problem?
5:37 i can relate, my pantry door opens and hits my fridge
7:55 Yep, my teachers used to force us to draw posters about anti drugs and stuff... I mean like... 𝑺 𝑻 𝑶 𝑷
5:22 it’s not the dogs, it’s the masks that aren’t covering their noses at all
10:24 on the front of the paper towel dispensers is actually a map of the city (which is why they all have the same beat-up looking design)
bruh at 0:25 it says "Their lives are in your hands" "Wash your hands stay home stay safe"
I have no idea if your joking or you actually don’t get the joke
@@Sirgiyas Un4giv3nn from one year laterrrrrr here,
i swear before he said he had no idea what it actually said
@@orgalunchorner also from 1 year laterrrrr, maybe you’re remembering a different video where he said that?
Union Jack: Exists
Jack: Ah yes, *England*
2:46 That’s not Russia, that’s the Thai flag
Kim Jong-un! We all thought u were dead
he forgot
@@tumblyworl9749 yea thats possible
I am subscribed to your channel, my supreme leader!
r/
8:50 that’s actually pretty neat, I like it
2:02 Yeah, ZUN isnt known for his art. Pretty decent bullet hell games though. Great music.
Fun fact: The game at 2:03 is called Touhou: Mountain of Faith. It is part of a larger franchise known as Touhou Project, which was made by Team Shanghai Alice. The girl you see on screen is one of the main characters, a shrine maiden named Reimu. For a long time the game was popular among Japanese and Western fans, and some of the earliest memes on the internet was inspired by the franchise. Remember McRoll'd? The music the theme song of another character in the series (Flandre) from Touhou Koumakyou ~ the Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil.
11:01
This makes me glad I’m not in school. Because oh my god.
"Is it a hippo or a cat"
Stoopid me:Hippopotacat
1:32
and they said I would never use the pythagorean theorem in real life
4:10 its pink panthers drunk cousin
Can we talk about the fact that he said Britain was England for a second, no, okay
That’s what I was gonna say
2:45 "yup so we got *Russia* down the coast of china"
Me: **offended thai-person noises**
5:26 I think it's a crappy design because the masks don't cover their noses ( and yes in France it's 1 meter ).
7:38 yeah Jack a simple Google search would indeed prevent embarrassing moments like that
Already know it's gonna be epic
as you should
Thank you Touhou. I never new Reimu's eyes could be so empty.
2:44 yea, I love when russia becomes thailand
We sold those push pops in the dollar tree I worked at and I hated walking past them every time I made my way nearby the registers. They way they looked at me was so uncomfortable.
2:02
Hey now dont diss on an old touhou game like that or we are gonna have ourselves a happy little accident 🔫
Soon the army of touhou fans will come, and will join them
Reimu Hakurei anime bad
Does anyone ever think “what if Penguins just started flying how would it effect the world?
When your so early the only comments are “FIRST”
When ur so early when people comment when ur so early the only comment is first
Lmao
@@leik7728 ahha
When you think your so early that you think all the comments say first just to try to be funny
First
Love how the sign says "love simplicity", but it's complicated as hell
I can imagine that "THIS IS WHY" clip gonna be somewhere out of context
Edit: it's on my channel
1:36 was unusually funny for me and I died of laughter XD😂😂😂
2:45 when people try to give you an education but didn't educated themself
Edit: I am from Thailand and they are trying to teach you about language
Edit2: and yes Emkey just think Thailand flag was russia
11:22 hold on, better get on that idea! No one has ever made a smart belt yet and it would look cool to be a Teletubby!
2:05 what's so crappy about that design? I actually like it
The art...
Rachel Briscoe: I think what's wrong with this is that the starting screen is a little bit too cluttered with stuff, but it's not bad. Also Reimu (the character) has one eye that's bigger than the other.
But other than that nothing else is wrong with it! Actually the game itself plays very well and I personally love it!
too much clutter. It looks like a freakin' broken screen protector or something.
@@YataTheFifteenth ah alright i see it now
@@RllyRomance thank you ^-^
1:55 pop is the correct way to call soft drinks, fight me
Thailand's flag is just chilling there, minding its own business.
Emkay: Ah, yes. *R* *U* *S* *S* *I* *A*
Edit: Seriously.? Somebody just stole my comment and got 1.9K more likes, bruh.
In that case, everyone is stealing your comment.
@@flatearthnews7904 i think they mean someone copied it exactly/very similarly
Who?
@@gwg2813 i think nemer Slim, their comment was
"Flag of Thailand exists
Emkay: Ay yes *Russia*"
but that's just my guess
me when i have a bad day: ooh emkay made another vid
the video: (funny as hell)
me: (crys) this made my day better
When are you going to do rareinsults. Just look at the replies to some of my comments
excuse me sir, how many fingers can you fit on your forehead?
@@sana._.8040 I'd guess around 50,000
@@sana._.8040 I'd guess around 50,000
Hey guys we found Phillip from the planet of Baaaaaah!
jimmy tyrone is right
When you say 'carried away,' I assume you mean you took things too far, but I think you took them just far enough. That was the best laugh I've had in days, and I needed that.