"Which floor are we going to? M-K-" *Something flashes in the corner of your eye. You know what it is, but you wish you didn't. He's coming. Your time is up.*
You know the only stall that has a door is the middle one THE MIDDLE STALL you never use the middle stall they are “raising money” for stall doors etf is this
10:06 The Japanese word mugen means infinity and that "g" looks like an infinity symbol. I think this is clever but I appreciate that the only reason I got it is because I'm a weeb lol.
Why my model kits I "craft" looks good and durable: I asked my friend to build it When I build it, it becomes a grenade without a pin and when I custom it, it becomes crappy design
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 160 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
actualy the "ventilation pocket" is for getting to the pocket of the trousers underneath, theyre called overalls for reason and your supposed to wear clothes under them.
"fleet the meet" is actually grammatically correct. Fleet can be used as a verb and meet can be used as a noun. if you quickly move past a room where people are having a discussion, then you fleeted the meet, as you moved quickly past a group of people who were meeting.
10:00 The restaurant's name is probably "mugen", it means "infinity" in Japanese. They replaced the "g" with the infinity symbol ∞ I think it's pretty smart, but it only works for those who knows the language lol
M, K, I, G, E, C, A ... literally no rhyme or reason? Well, let's put them in ascending order... A, C, E, G, I, K, M And, I don't know, put the next letter in the alphabet that would go after each... A, b, C, d, E, f, G, h, I, j, K, l, M ... no, yeah, you're right, it's a completely random and nonsensical sequence of letters.
As a full Scottish you are wrong, Scottish (instead of walking) levitate upside down with their kilt turning into an octopus, you will only see their heads from below
Robin - "Hey what's up ladies and gentlemen , and welcome back to EmKay" Me as the music plays in the intro - " *I'm Mr.kind dice , I'm the gamest in the land* "
0:04 there’s a difference between meet and meat. meet means come into the presence or company of (someone) by chance or arrangement. whereas meat means the flesh of an animal (especially a mammal) as food. haha i did it anyways
The sink in my bathroom has two faucets, one that gives out hot water, and one that gives out cold water. There is no warm water or anything in between. It’s great.
i don't exist Despite you calling all my comments unfunny, I actually don't hate you because it's not worth hating people even if they dislike you in some sort of fashion.
About the door-less bathrooms in schools: My senior year, one bathroom had all its doors removed because students kept kicking them in and breaking them anyway, so that men's bathroom had all the doors removed. Next year after I graduated, gates are on the lunch bathroom because students were vaping and smoking in there and they had to regulate it. Schools be getting real bad here in New England at least
1:55 you can thank our education system. I have a Grafical designer degree and in my 4 years of school, they never tryed to teach us about how to desing for collorblind people or meny other things. This industry only focuses on the majorities.
A group of friends told me once about a small hotel where one of the rooms had a bathroom with one way mirror door, but the mirror side was facing the bathroom and the glass door was facing the bedroom. So not only somebody could see you from the outside, but if you were inside you couldn’t tell if someone was watching you 🥴
For the Turkey disaster pie chart, each picture represents the most horrifying disaster. For example: Earthquake:%61 Picture: 1999 Turkey earthquake. 1999 quake was the most shocking earthquake ever occured Turkey. Many people become homeless for months! Even years. So I really can't say that Turkey disaster pie chart has some random pictures. Thanks for reading
That alarm clock reminds me of an alarm clock i used to have. There was only a snooze button that turned it off for 5 minutes. I had to unplug it when it wasnt in use
There is a parking garage in the downtown area of my city that has elevators with half the buttons labeled with numbers and half labeled with colors...... Even worse, some floors are not reachable by certain ground floor entrances too......
I will be honest, I would sit on that second set of stairs if they would let me, because the group and I in college liked the stairs, but we weren't allowed to sit there. So... That would be a prime spot for us.
Hey now, the sushi one (9:58) is clever
“Mugen” means “infinite” in Japanese, and they replaced the ‘g’ with an infinity ♾ symbol
True. It wasn't crappy design, it was just their aesthetic
Yea, that one was actually pleasing to the eye
@@caggin2844 LOL
Wait mu♾en?-
Cool.
"Which floor are we going to? M-K-"
*Something flashes in the corner of your eye. You know what it is, but you wish you didn't. He's coming. Your time is up.*
I thought of this channel
magic
Who? Slazo, or Sidney Gottlieb?
:trollface:
i noticted it to.. its at: 5:75
Petition for Robin to say “What’s up,my back is throbbing and I’m Robin”
Whatsup it's me Robin, Just robbing
I agree
Signed
sure it's the back that's just throbbin'?
@@Eterni1y when link I NEED
My high school bathroom stall doors were cut in half as well, it’s disturbing
You know the only stall that has a door is the middle one THE MIDDLE STALL you never use the middle stall they are “raising money” for stall doors etf is this
Ew
The *WHAT?*
Aaaaa
@@gerardwaysbloodynut W H A -
To everyone that says first, Blue Shell
Can I borrow it
Is that a Mario kart reference?
Ahhahahahahaha
But what if the blue shell
Had a gun to shoot the person in first place as well 😳
OH S
I can tell you that my designs are worse.
Not as bad as mine
I mean, have you seen the stuff I make? Probably not but that’s not the point
SALUTE to 69th LIKE
I can tell by looking at you icon your not. That is a masterpiece of godlike proportions.
@@dicnha pog
10:06 The Japanese word mugen means infinity and that "g" looks like an infinity symbol. I think this is clever but I appreciate that the only reason I got it is because I'm a weeb lol.
Demon slayer fan
@@marzenakawalec1797 yessir
Week six of Monday morning groves:
Simp
Dandelions
Needles
yes
week 6? you have 2 comments, mate.
i get it.
you need chocolate (with a side of milk)
Yea senpai is a god damn simp
"Worst designs on the internet"
Even the internet knows how to design things better
Just dropping a comment to prove I was here before the main comment reached 2.2K likes.
GodKingZillaKong
Hey Engineer!
Hot Blade same lol
@@TheHotBlade NOT FUNNY
dad: hey son watcha watching!
the video: FLEET THE MEET
my dad: 🤨
Yeet the fleet that holds the meat
@@shakerleveledup7345 and then the meat gets yeeted by the fleet of yeets
K
Anyways agent w what's your favorite narrartor
@@monchis4460ja then some dude with a straw hat runs to the meat
Why my model kits I "craft" looks good and durable: I asked my friend to build it
When I build it, it becomes a grenade without a pin and when I custom it, it becomes crappy design
dude what's wrong with a grenade submit it for show and tell
Yeh submit it for show and tell
R/ihadastroke
2:26 _"Wolverining"_ is a new word I've learned from EmKay, gosh you guys are the best at widening my vocabulary
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 160 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Hello again
Definitely
Yes
Absolutely
Continue forward
“FLEET THE MEET”
Sentence smart. Lemme down that write.
bEaT tHe MeAt
Yeet the meat
How can you be so dumb?
Its "Smart sentence. Lemme right that down" idiot.
r/woooosh me now
@That Magic Potato thank you for r/woooosh-ing me :)
@@Azyne ok r/woooosh
actualy the "ventilation pocket" is for getting to the pocket of the trousers underneath, theyre called overalls for reason and your supposed to wear clothes under them.
R/woosh
@@deborahbarry1995 r/wooooshwithfouros
This ain't whoosh I think
@@sushmakumari6931 r/badspelling
@@baconskistudiostm7981 r/actuallythatiscorrectandiknowbecauseiamanerd
Is it just me or does Robin’s voice change just a little bit more in each video
true, but jack's voice changes even more
"fleet the meet" is actually grammatically correct. Fleet can be used as a verb and meet can be used as a noun. if you quickly move past a room where people are having a discussion, then you fleeted the meet, as you moved quickly past a group of people who were meeting.
...*grammarly?*
@@failedattempttm r/confidentlyincorrect
@@alexanderleonardi3625 r/woooosh
@@failedattempttm we both know you weren't joking
@@alexanderleonardi3625 I was? r/wooosh man.
5:55 “MK”. I know I’m not the only one who noticed it.
Emkay
@@AizeionMother
10:00
The restaurant's name is probably "mugen", it means "infinity" in Japanese. They replaced the "g" with the infinity symbol ∞
I think it's pretty smart, but it only works for those who knows the language lol
Robin: talking normally
**Sudden ad**
Some lady: ASMR whispering
My ears: start bleeding
Oof
M, K, I, G, E, C, A
... literally no rhyme or reason?
Well, let's put them in ascending order...
A, C, E, G, I, K, M
And, I don't know, put the next letter in the alphabet that would go after each...
A, b, C, d, E, f, G, h, I, j, K, l, M
... no, yeah, you're right, it's a completely random and nonsensical sequence of letters.
Actually Robin, that meet isn’t the same as “meat”
0:55 As someone who is part Scottish, Yes it would be worse.
As a full Scottish you are wrong, Scottish (instead of walking) levitate upside down with their kilt turning into an octopus, you will only see their heads from below
yep, it would be
I've had to wear a kilt before.
@@therustygameryt2711 same, im from scotland
Robin complains about not seeing color.
Lexi is legally blind.
Story time:
Over a summer my brother, father, and I built a shed outside and all four of the walls wee different sizes.
wee!
how did the three of you felt after?
Oh ok
@@yougotthembeans1092 Well we didn’t put them up yet but they were confusing to even out
Robin out here not knowing the difference between meet and meat, like who doesn't know that you eat meet but you meat other people.
@Ethan McAlarney Its called a joke, try to learn one.
@Ethan McAlarney r/wooooooooosh
@CaptainRob same
Robin - "Hey what's up ladies and gentlemen , and welcome back to EmKay"
Me as the music plays in the intro - " *I'm Mr.kind dice , I'm the gamest in the land* "
7:40 If those are overalls or a boiler suit I'm sure that "ventilation" pocket is so you can still access your pockets in your pants underneath.
Just what I was about to say, those open pockets are ideal, since I'd rather not keep my phone in my greasy overalls
0:04
there’s a difference between meet and meat. meet means come into the presence or company of (someone) by chance or arrangement. whereas meat means the flesh of an animal (especially a mammal) as food.
haha i did it anyways
"why is there no warning for Scottish people"... I want them to look Robin, I want them to look.
Wasn't that an old Scottish battle tactic, run downhill in thier kilts?
Having Robin laugh like he's on the brink of insanity, is what keeps bringing me back. ❤
Aisle: diapers, no room for baby carriage. Round waffle maker, square waffles
The shape of Uzbekistan should be in r/crappy design
Uzbeskistan looks like a discount italy
When perfectionist watches this: *visible frustration*
Emkay uploads so much that I had too turn off the notifications yet this video still managed to appear in my notifications tab
Finnaly I’ve been waiting for this video my whole life
7:25 _"Personally I would like the entire party to think I shett myself with the force of a thousand suns"_ has me dying lmaooo
Good for you
Robin: *talks about the reddit posts*
Me: *just listens to his voice* I seriously like his voice-
w̶h̶y̶ d̶o̶ i̶ a̶g̶r̶e̶e̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶ t̶h̶i̶s̶ s̶o̶ m̶u̶c̶h̶-
The sink in my bathroom has two faucets, one that gives out hot water, and one that gives out cold water. There is no warm water or anything in between. It’s great.
Who is the idiot that made that
"You are standing on a glass floor and guests can see up from below."
Me: *_[Laughs in pervert.]_*
NOT FUNNY
@@hornetisvoider it is
@@toasterbubsel1518 IT IS NOT plus can ya just leave me and hot blade already hate each other
i don't exist Despite you calling all my comments unfunny, I actually don't hate you because it's not worth hating people even if they dislike you in some sort of fashion.
@@hornetisvoider who's talking nobody exists here except hot blade and me
Me who is the opposite of colorblind: amature
@@SnickersEatsCookies or mabye blindcolour
The opposite of colorblind?
So you see... More colors?
@@lord__pasta yes. Well I can detect changes in color way more than normal people. 100 million colors compared to 1 million
@@SnickersEatsCookies look at below reply
@@GalaxyStudios0 oh dang. That's actually really cool!!
r/crappydesign: **exists**
Me: *I was born there*
*My home*
K
Yes, feels like home
Choose your player-
Lexi: cute +9 animal healing cleric
Robin: a sorcerer with a bird companion
Jack: a Bard who uses a saxophone
About the door-less bathrooms in schools:
My senior year, one bathroom had all its doors removed because students kept kicking them in and breaking them anyway, so that men's bathroom had all the doors removed. Next year after I graduated, gates are on the lunch bathroom because students were vaping and smoking in there and they had to regulate it. Schools be getting real bad here in New England at least
Oof
Like almost 1/2 of the girls in my school don't flush like how /__\ing hard is it to flush
I haven’t watched these guys in along time
I watch FakobJakob and RealJake
They’re the same Jake
yea theres just so many reddit channels but this is probably my favourite
yep , no one saw them in their "along" time
@@melon4738 FakeJake and WhyJake
@@thelaw11 oh yeah
Day 2 of borrowing comments from the previous emkay video that no-one will understand:
Good job mall security
That spot that leads into a wall is a spawn point so..... the more you know
Love the trolling face at 5:57 when you say MK... 🤣
Surprised I’ve never seen my own face on this subreddit.
Since I was an accident
literally same
Oof my man
Same!!!
Well, actually. "Meet" is different than "Meat".
Just employ me and this subreddit will skyrocket
After finding Robin's channel through a Piemations video 5-6 years ago and now we're here
Technically, the one blocking the shopping carts is a good idea. It'll be harder for hoarders to steal the Paper towels and Toilet Paper
"Ladies please note that the floor is made from glass and guests can see from below"
Guest: *reads the sign* what the hell happened here!
Ikr. Also am I the only one who didnt get the scootish joke?
The EmKay founder should hire an Aussie person.
1:55 you can thank our education system. I have a Grafical designer degree and in my 4 years of school, they never tryed to teach us about how to desing for collorblind people or meny other things. This industry only focuses on the majorities.
Hyundai: *Exists*
Americans: "Hunday"
Emkay:”Please don’t make the comment”
Me making this comment:no
"front or rear break pads"
So, I have to choose just one?
. . and what's a BREAK pad?
NOPE, just keep driving.
My day gets better when I hear Robin's voice xD
I love your voice!
if you wanna talk about crappy design, just look at every scummy website ever bruh :P
@Andre Vela no, but it still is crappy design, is it not?
You schooled down here to see good comments good job
Scrolled. Go back to school.
jiji
Robin, looking at dog clothing: It’s meant for a baby!
i like how you put the troll face on the elevator when you said M and K LOL
6:01 yo witch floor we be goin to emkay? r/ihadastroke?
Whoever says first, Emkay is actually first
Got a point there 👌
It’s amazing how much similarities there are between universities and the Winchester mansion.
A group of friends told me once about a small hotel where one of the rooms had a bathroom with one way mirror door, but the mirror side was facing the bathroom and the glass door was facing the bedroom. So not only somebody could see you from the outside, but if you were inside you couldn’t tell if someone was watching you 🥴
*A S S*
There's no point to this comment.
Indeed
Ass
Early bois
Indeed
@@Quorin422 very indeed
Love your vids bro
When you scare away more neighbors and mailmen than any other dog and went from good boi to boi the great.
EmKay : Meat !
EMkay : * realize *
EMKAY : IT'S MEET WITH 2 E'S NOT " M-E-A-T "
For the Turkey disaster pie chart, each picture represents the most horrifying disaster. For example:
Earthquake:%61
Picture: 1999 Turkey earthquake.
1999 quake was the most shocking earthquake ever occured Turkey. Many people become homeless for months! Even years. So I really can't say that Turkey disaster pie chart has some random pictures.
Thanks for reading
3:32 I think that's in Leavenworth, Washington. Don't judge, this is a very popular town in the winter, lots of people come.
5:38 I walk past a Kmart everyday and see this sign
Kidsdothinghomekidsdothinghome
Plot twist: the mirror is great because it stops cringy mirror selfies but still shows the face
Sees my own post about the snowmen things: "OMG! My roommate's ass is on TH-cam!"
u made my ass famous! now i have to start showing it off
0:50
Mission accomplished: the glass ceiling is now gone, it has been replaced with a glass floor.
That alarm clock reminds me of an alarm clock i used to have. There was only a snooze button that turned it off for 5 minutes. I had to unplug it when it wasnt in use
Wait, the Reddit logo is an alien? I always thought it was a happy satellite, happy to be connecting us all or something like that.
11:42 i deciphered it be so happy that when others look at you they become happy too
1:27 "in what though? ... Jesus Christ' I love how he answered his own question without realizing.
I got the troll face at 5:56. Good job, now I’m sad.
There is a parking garage in the downtown area of my city that has elevators with half the buttons labeled with numbers and half labeled with colors......
Even worse, some floors are not reachable by certain ground floor entrances too......
POV you have a pub with two fruit machines that BOTH HAVE be gamble aware
3:08 old men with bananas is the most common natural disaster in turkey
That one with the coveralls, that hole isn't for ventilation, it's so you can still get into your pants pockets while wearing the coveralls.
To be honest, nowadays you rarely see someone saying first, you usually see people making jokes about it
Just wanted to say i love your videos😁
I love how aggressive robin was getting and I miss damion
It only has he lost his nose, but they gave him a new chin. The best mirror ever
I will be honest, I would sit on that second set of stairs if they would let me, because the group and I in college liked the stairs, but we weren't allowed to sit there. So... That would be a prime spot for us.
10:32 the way he talks while reading the sign XD
So, the sushi place design was clever, but only if you know Japanese. It's Mugen, with an infinity symbol for the g, and mugen means infinite. 😆
Emkay complained about ads on google. At that EXACT MOMENT youtube gave me an ad to get youtube premium so i don't have to deal with ads...
I have one of those alarm clocks. The radio function doesn't work, it just cycles endlessly until you stop it. Mine plugs in though
at middle school we had doors but since the locks were broke they didn’t fix it so we had no locks so glad i’m out of there
mario: its wholesome to deny temptation and find more productive projects to expend that energy.
luigi: FLEET THAT MEET!
“Hi my name’s robin, but you’re the one throbbin”