So for anyone wondering, the toy with the private parts button was from Trolls and when you press the button she makes gasping sounds , giggles, and basically questionable noises. This is actually from the Trolls merch line and was recalled because obvious reasons.
8:23 I remember reading about this. Basically the toy was designed so that it would 'speak' when a child sat the toy down but they didn't think about how it could encourage kids to touch people's private parts, or tell kids that someone touching them in that area is okay
"Wash your hands like you're giving a candy to a baby" Person: *reads it* hey kid want candy? Kid: yes! Person: okay wash your hands then get into my van
It's an old double sign post. Growing up in the Canadian east coast, there were a handful of those zig zaggy post around in town areas. There was one not far from my house that held a 'stop' and 'no left turns' sign.
About a month before the pandemic, I saw a sign near a popular restaurant advertising some course on computer science. The word 'computer' was not only misspelled, but repeated about five times, each one with a different letter out of place. There was some kid with a creepily long neck holding a very obviously photo shopped desktop on his lap, with an empty speech bubble beside him, with text next to (not inside) the bubble, saying "Wowe! Compotre siens so fun! I ENJOY MUCH MUCH!" or something to that effect. It was probably less exaggerated, but I hope you get the point.
@@magicaleevee843 I picked that nickname up years ago when selling cars. A woman and daughter came in shopping and she has that car with the damn rug. She enjoyed embarrassing her daughter with the name.
8:08 I saw another post about this Trolls doll. The purpose of the button placement is to make the toy talk when it sits down. But some of the featured sounds can be viewed as inappropriate (especially considering where the button is), and enough parents complained that I think the manufacturer has issued an apology.
From the creator of the interrobang, the new punctuation mark you have always needed: the interrogation comma! Perfect for when you have a list of questions in the same sentence!
2:49 If I remember correctly, One Punch Man was originally distributed online before being printed in physical manga, so that might be why they didn't account for the crease in the middle of the page.
12:40 It took some doing, but I worked it out! The text says: SOMSV OLSTA ATHET EENKU NSTWE RKTED ENKEN Which, if you fix the spacing, makes a Dutch phrase: "Soms volstaat het een kunstwerk te denken." This approximately translates to: "Sometimes it suffices to think a work of art." So basically, it still makes just as much sense even if you *can* read it. Wonderful!
Lawful good: *MOCKUP* Neutral good: parent/guardian confirmation attempt Chaotic good: wash your hands like your giving candy to a baby Lawful neutral: that globe True neutral: upside down 2nd step Chaotic neutral: deciding to delete more causes not good Lawful evil: that theatre Neutral evil: growing through a bench, as a tree Chaotic evil: the superheroes wear masks
9:15, for them to actually put a urinal outside, I for some one can't help but wonder how many people pissing against the wall it must have taken for the owner of the (I assume bar) to put that up. I wouldn't be surprised it the camera above it is either fake, or a previous attempt to stop people pissing against the damn wall.
8:04 we have that exact same remote at my workplace. The plastic around the "too cool" and "too warm" buttons is actually a cover that flaps open to reveal the other buttons.
i once had a bus stop button placed so bad that I didn't see it and hit it repeatedly with my knee. The busdriver was screaming and I thought it had been the schoolkids in the back and I was annoyed. Boy did I feel bad when I saw that it was me 😣 I exchanged a weird look with the girl on the seat on the other side, I think she saw it in the same moment 😐 We just awkwardly turned back to looking out of our respective windows. 😂👌🏼
I thought the crappy design about that dinosaur Nerf gun was the fact that the way the kid is holding it makes it look like the trigger is the dinosaurs "D".
I don't know if I'm ready for this LeveL. idk what I just .....watched? listened to? experienced? what ever it was it was altering, scarring, it changed me, which is good I was due for a fresh
04:01 I used to work for a rental car agency. I had to clean a Nissan Cube (aptly named, it looks like a fridge with wheels) after a customer returned it. There was the usual empty fast food containers, and then that horrible rug thing. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out how they managed to get a bathmat stuck to the dashboard until I realized it was part of the car. And now you tell me it's extra? You mean people actually had to think, "You know what, I'll give you an extra $300 if you can attach something that looks like a moth larva's rear end to the dash." 🤨
@@GuffisGod Oh, Scary maze game, was kinda a meme from ages ago, basically it was a screamer prank where it'd tell you to navigate your mouse through a maze and while ya focused on that it'd jumpscare you, usually with an image of that one possessed girl from the exorcist and a really obnoxiously loud screaming noise
Metal Jasper: The one to start the video says "Thunder Move" Jasper: *Angerey Cheeto noises for 1 full week* Metal Jasper: *Restraining Jasper* JASPER STOP TRYING TO KILL COMPANY CEOS
It actually says: "soms volstaat het een kunstwerk te denken" which means as much as: "sometimes it's enough to think a piece of art" which is grammatically just as broken in Dutch as it is in English.
For the elevator: Green, large button = ground floor - the most used button red button = the one you pressed and/or will be stopping at blue button = the one you aren't stopping at
If you really think about it, a seahorse isn't that much different from the mythical hippocampus. One's a literal sea horse (technically river horse when translated from Greek), and the other is... well a seahorse, there's not exactly much you can say about a seahorse that isn't already known.
My mom saw the troll toy and said "oops design fail." It's NOT a fail though hat goes through multiple people. All who agreed with that. That makes it much worse.
So for anyone wondering, the toy with the private parts button was from Trolls and when you press the button she makes gasping sounds , giggles, and basically questionable noises. This is actually from the Trolls merch line and was recalled because obvious reasons.
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Wtf
To be honest, these designs are still way better than anything I would ever come up with
Bruh u commented this two minutes after the vid was uploaded, u haven’t even seen most of them
How can you be everywhere at the same time? How much time you spend on youtube?
Yes yes they are
General K. Reep
Cheers I'll drink to that bro
"why are all the buttons different colours, for blind people?"
- Jack, 2020
Yea it's big brain time
Color blind people
Yeah goodpoint
Autocorrect does not work on the last word of a scentence
Last time I was this early, people were convinced Maths is equal to Witchery.
They're not wrong you know.
good
thats what she said
Math _is_ witchery
They both hurt
⠀⠀☆。*。☆。
★。＼｜／。★
Still Is
★。／｜＼。★
⠀⠀☆。*。☆。
8:23 I remember reading about this. Basically the toy was designed so that it would 'speak' when a child sat the toy down but they didn't think about how it could encourage kids to touch people's private parts, or tell kids that someone touching them in that area is okay
6:22 What makes this worse is that the sign to the right is supposed to say "CONSISTENCY"
i think you’re supposed to mean “better”
"Wash your hands like you're giving a candy to a baby"
Person: *reads it* hey kid want candy?
Kid: yes!
Person: okay wash your hands then get into my van
Every time I see you comment, you immediately rise to the top of the comments section.
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Rise up!
69th like ;)
My thoughts exactly XD
“Don’t the food with bare hands”
This has the same energy as “Please do not the cat”
It's an old double sign post.
Growing up in the Canadian east coast, there were a handful of those zig zaggy post around in town areas. There was one not far from my house that held a 'stop' and 'no left turns' sign.
3:40 My mall has a better version of that:
"Wash your hands like you just cut Habaneros and you have to take out your contacts"
Oh my god that’s amazing
Man that's amazing
I heard the same phrase on a Kurzgesagt video.. but ye, this phrase is good
Crule person you
(1:53) Rest in peace to whoever was just enjoying sitting there when the tree exploded right out of the ground.
*congrats
@@milanbeerepoot4260 lol
@@milanbeerepoot4260 R/CursedComments
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.
@@jdwmyt lol wtf
“... look at the button! We gave it _fOrEskiN_ “
The introvert in me likes the bench facing the trees. But the anxiety in me is wondering wtf people are doing behind my back
I agree, but definitely anxiety is "winning"
The stop sign looks like a cartoon character hit it when they are going too fast.
Ok
About a month before the pandemic, I saw a sign near a popular restaurant advertising some course on computer science. The word 'computer' was not only misspelled, but repeated about five times, each one with a different letter out of place. There was some kid with a creepily long neck holding a very obviously photo shopped desktop on his lap, with an empty speech bubble beside him, with text next to (not inside) the bubble, saying "Wowe! Compotre siens so fun! I ENJOY MUCH MUCH!" or something to that effect. It was probably less exaggerated, but I hope you get the point.
Ah yes, the cube pubes. It has a use, but not much of one. It means that woke things won't fall off the dash as easy.
I love the name cube pubes.
@@magicaleevee843 I picked that nickname up years ago when selling cars. A woman and daughter came in shopping and she has that car with the damn rug. She enjoyed embarrassing her daughter with the name.
@@DirtyGingy I love chaos. Thanks for teaching me. I will now spread it further.
4:20
When someone comes up with a "great" idea but end up creating a piece of decorative mold/mutated sea cucumbers, and passes it off as special
This man brings a smile to my face
He does to all :)
And your profile picture brings a tear to my eye
Q: What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
Me too, mad respects for him
Always
Me: genie
Will smith genie: *thats hot*
Why are they different Coulours?For Blind People?......
Bruh
Ah, nothing like a good coulour!
Barber: What you want fam?
Me: CanI get the Nissan Cube shag carpet?
When he said “fe”.... I felt that 😔
DOG
fe
8:08 I saw another post about this Trolls doll. The purpose of the button placement is to make the toy talk when it sits down. But some of the featured sounds can be viewed as inappropriate (especially considering where the button is), and enough parents complained that I think the manufacturer has issued an apology.
"Love your faces though I can't see them I imagine their beautiful"
*no don't give me hope*
The fan art at the end was actually pretty sick. Mad respect for the artists out there keep up the good work 👍
From the creator of the interrobang, the new punctuation mark you have always needed: the interrogation comma!
Perfect for when you have a list of questions in the same sentence!
Ngl I could use interrogation commas in my life
I’m glad this channel exists.
Emkay makes me laugh all time. I cried just earlier so I need something to make me feel better. Thanks!
2:49 If I remember correctly, One Punch Man was originally distributed online before being printed in physical manga, so that might be why they didn't account for the crease in the middle of the page.
12:40 It took some doing, but I worked it out! The text says:
SOMSV
OLSTA
ATHET
EENKU
NSTWE
RKTED
ENKEN
Which, if you fix the spacing, makes a Dutch phrase: "Soms volstaat het een kunstwerk te denken." This approximately translates to: "Sometimes it suffices to think a work of art."
So basically, it still makes just as much sense even if you *can* read it. Wonderful!
"why are all the buttons a different color? Is it for the blind people?" *Visible confusion*
Lawful good: *MOCKUP*
Neutral good: parent/guardian confirmation attempt
Chaotic good: wash your hands like your giving candy to a baby
Lawful neutral: that globe
True neutral: upside down 2nd step
Chaotic neutral: deciding to delete more causes not good
Lawful evil: that theatre
Neutral evil: growing through a bench, as a tree
Chaotic evil: the superheroes wear masks
“Well we cant do that,
well because we can’t do tha”
1:50
Bench: exist
tree: Finally, a nice place to ｓｉｔ
edit: thanks for the likes
10:20 if you dont read the W, S, K, M and A in the first column you get "find what you denim and let it kill you" wtf
12:18 This part sounds like professional voice acting. Like anime, or a movie.
I saw a “super hero’s wear masks” sign and no joke it had spider man but cut the area where his mouth is was open!
It almost made sense
WHAT THE FUCK they could literally do every spiderman and ironman and theyd be gucchi
@@themagicalonionfairy7455 EXACTLY!!!! It bullshit
doh
No no, that one at 4:00 isn't terrible design, it goes with your trucknuts👍
Just because I'm Canadian doesn't mean you can call me an igloo.
Thumbnail: Crappyde-sign!
5:38 me: sees "don't the food"
My mind: from the creators of "please do not the cat"
today on ReWatch : Jack ; too pure, can't even dis art when he's told to do it, only positive reinforcement, too pure.
8:08, jokes on you, I'm watching this all alone 😂😪
*_Not anymore._*
9:15, for them to actually put a urinal outside, I for some one can't help but wonder how many people pissing against the wall it must have taken for the owner of the (I assume bar) to put that up.
I wouldn't be surprised it the camera above it is either fake, or a previous attempt to stop people pissing against the damn wall.
3:51 OMG THX SO MUCH JACK FOR FEATURING MY POST. LOVE YOUR CONTENT. KEEP IT UP
Btw I still have the same wallet
And my hands were really dirty because I swam in a lake with my friend. I’m not that dirty in general
Btw if you reply I will be the happiest person in the world. No joke.
5:01 some countries adopted 2 meters, (example: UK) while others used 1.5 meters (Example: Australia)
2:56 lmao we have that
Had a couple of accidents already
13:12
Oh wow, I really like the hand ! Good work man 👌
8:04 we have that exact same remote at my workplace. The plastic around the "too cool" and "too warm" buttons is actually a cover that flaps open to reveal the other buttons.
Thanks Jack you had me laughing that hard I had to pause the Vid several times thanks Mate I really needed cheering up today thanks again you legend
i havent watched you in so long. when i clicked on this video and i heard the music i was in deep nostalgia, man, deep.
The crappy design with the map wasn't about the colors it was that the key all said "less than" however many beds.
5:55 why is ninja turtle mask with the top of the head? Did they cut the head in half?
Jacks laugh makes my day
i once had a bus stop button placed so bad that I didn't see it and hit it repeatedly with my knee. The busdriver was screaming and I thought it had been the schoolkids in the back and I was annoyed. Boy did I feel bad when I saw that it was me 😣 I exchanged a weird look with the girl on the seat on the other side, I think she saw it in the same moment 😐 We just awkwardly turned back to looking out of our respective windows. 😂👌🏼
Imagine if Damian came back for one video out of nowhere
Would be like Minecraft Steve in smash bros
I would cry
Dear all Emkay narrators, you all are my idols, and you make my days better, I wish that you all have infinite luck.
-Me, 2021.
I thought the crappy design about that dinosaur Nerf gun was the fact that the way the kid is holding it makes it look like the trigger is the dinosaurs "D".
I don't know if I'm ready for this LeveL. idk what I just .....watched? listened to? experienced? what ever it was it was altering, scarring, it changed me, which is good I was due for a fresh
Emkay:post video 5 days ago
My notis: *4 minutes ago*
04:01 I used to work for a rental car agency. I had to clean a Nissan Cube (aptly named, it looks like a fridge with wheels) after a customer returned it. There was the usual empty fast food containers, and then that horrible rug thing. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out how they managed to get a bathmat stuck to the dashboard until I realized it was part of the car. And now you tell me it's extra? You mean people actually had to think, "You know what, I'll give you an extra $300 if you can attach something that looks like a moth larva's rear end to the dash." 🤨
Ur upload shedule is legendary, 6hours and 2hours ago!
The Thumbnail Reminds Me Of How Terrifying That Jumpscare Game Is
Oh no
was I the only person who was never scared by that game? just was kinda annoyed lol, like I'm trying to solve mazes pls don't make me go deaf
I feel like this may be a r/whoosh trap... but what are you specific game speaking about?
@@GuffisGod that game in 2012 about mazes, if you finish it, it will jumpscares you
@@GuffisGod Oh, Scary maze game, was kinda a meme from ages ago, basically it was a screamer prank where it'd tell you to navigate your mouse through a maze and while ya focused on that it'd jumpscare you, usually with an image of that one possessed girl from the exorcist and a really obnoxiously loud screaming noise
5:56 I'm pretty sure the one in the bottom middle is a ninja turtle and that his forehead isn't the same part as the mask
“Why are all the buttons different colors, for blind people?”
blind people technically can’t see colors so I guess not
1:51 looks like a really good place to sit. Chilling under a tree deluxe
Day 11 of giving jacque a new intro:
Hello my name's jack, and welcome back, vyes i am wack but no im not on crack...
2:56
We have that brand and I can confirm. Saying TP is less annoying to use isn't an understatement, I hate that mop bucket
There are benches in my local park kinda like that tree view one except they rock/tilt so that they can face both ways
Metal Jasper: The one to start the video says "Thunder Move"
Jasper: *Angerey Cheeto noises for 1 full week*
Metal Jasper: *Restraining Jasper* JASPER STOP TRYING TO KILL COMPANY CEOS
12:40 This dose contain words in each box. Not only that according to google it is dutch for "Sometimes volsbaab have an art to think up work."
It actually says: "soms volstaat het een kunstwerk te denken" which means as much as: "sometimes it's enough to think a piece of art" which is grammatically just as broken in Dutch as it is in English.
The tree bench is just the best for me who doesnt like knee contact with strangers
Creeper: 1:02
Jardon: *A W M A N*
Damn lad, you already posting stuff this early? I havent even yawned yet jesus
I liked this video with my toungue just so that I followed both of your instructions
the last time i was this early Damien did the voice for this channel
@UnivocalBrake rat
10:20 "Shat you denim kandle" sounds like it belongs to r/Rareinsults
Has anyone else noticed that, in the animation they use to tell ppl to subscribe, the colors of the subscribe button represent unsubscribing?
Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” for the intro
8:45 thank you now I don't have to ask a parent or guardian for permission
9:56
I like that furniture, actualy....
9:42 HOW TF DOES THAT KEYBOARD HAVE A QUESTION COMMA I NEED THAT.
after watching minecraft drama and netflix im now the gladest (if thats even a word) to watch this
2:00 it looks like the bench was originally looking at the river but the bush just grew infront of the view and hasn’t been trimmed
For the elevator:
Green, large button = ground floor - the most used button
red button = the one you pressed and/or will be stopping at
blue button = the one you aren't stopping at
4:11
*lays head on dashboard*
Me: *mmmmmmmmmmmmmm soffftt*
7:16 fun fact: if you have a background with a person in it it will also register them as being in the meeting and put them in!
The thumbnail is like a captcha.
6:47
damn this is true, brasilians appearing in emkay!
obrigado EmKay
the BAC MONO is really cozy looking
If you really think about it, a seahorse isn't that much different from the mythical hippocampus. One's a literal sea horse (technically river horse when translated from Greek), and the other is... well a seahorse, there's not exactly much you can say about a seahorse that isn't already known.
Another 15 minutes I don't regret I lost.
1:25 he's technically wearing a mask yes worse case but still wearing a mask
Just on time, love your content,man! 😄❤️
Agreed
I still love emkay!
Me too!
Me 2
im starting to hate it!
Same
12:46 plot twist: the dinosaur's getting shot by the dart instead of shooting the dart.
The last time an artist got constructive criticism...
The last time I was early, my sleep schedule was still normal
The poppy thing gets worse. When you press the button it gasps and giggles.
Thanks Jack, you made me lose in Hide and Seek on the Hive server T-T
My mom saw the troll toy and said "oops design fail." It's NOT a fail though hat goes through multiple people. All who agreed with that. That makes it much worse.
And the fact that when you press the button she giggles or sum shit