OH! OH! Yes! I gotta tell this story, I couldn't take a photo so couldn't post it on Reddit, but you just gave me an in for it! There's this store in my town called Plasketts, it's an army gear store (English, btw, not US). Gas masks, camo, backpacks, etc etc. They had a back to school sale.... THEY SELL KNIVES! BIG. FUCKIN'. KNIVES! I was pissing myself laughing when I saw it!
I have both ADHD and autism so it's more like wait did you asked me something because I replied yeah to the question without even noticing because I was too distracted to notice me replying yes
Lexi has to be my favorite EmKay narrator because she sounds like that cool tomboy girl you would like to hang out with in school and keep as a close friend all the time, a very excited personality and a nice familiar voice.
@@Sarah_Catt no, just use her pronouns. Using they/them for someone when it’s already been stated that she uses she/her is still misgendering her. Just refer to her by her actual pronouns, man
@@TheLexikitty i love you and your voice so much, you are an amazing narator and so hyper and energetic its amazing, please narate all the vids, you are amazing
I heard some of the intro, and then I heard ‘what’s up sexy, I’m lexy’ I went from having my head laid on a pillow to fully sitting up with excitement. My favorite narrator is back.
6:16 What makes the NOT-HIN-GST-OPS post even worse, that Lexi seemed to miss, is that is that the word "YOU" is at the bottom under the S, and it is written normally and in a small enough font that it fits under the S despite being a word that would actually fit the 3-letter-per-line format, so this shirt actually spells "NOTHING STOPS YOU," turning it from what I think could be a statement about the futility of trying to control anything in the universe, to some half-assed generic motivation. Also, does anyone have a guess as to why the 1st O and the 2nd S are underlined?
It's funny, the second floor doors are actually pretty common in places that get a lot of snow in the winter. They come in handy after a blizzard when snow drifts completely cover your front door.
As someone who once lived in a cheap house in a trailer park with a carpeted bathroom who's always loved steamy showers.....I can say I once saw a mushroom growing from the floor...true story
Day 38 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
AS A TREKKIE IT UH- IT PAINED ME WHEN LEXI SAID "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU JIM!" "OH YEAH, SCOTT? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR!" LIKE PLEASE QUEEN, I LOVE YOU BUT DON'T DO KIRK AND MONTGOMERY LIKE THAT.
Hello since it's your first time on the channel: Here's a friendly reminder Lexi is a girl and her pronouns are she/her: 💝💫🦄🌟🏳️🌈 Hope you're having a great day! ^^
The reason the stall door doesn't go to the floor is three fold,1. allows you to see if occupied, 2. Allows to see if someone is in distress, and 3. It allows for more efficient cleaning
"Go to hell. No I'm sorry, go to family" "did I just stronk have a?" "Oh, pardon me, I must say that's a nice-" these all were really funny, but when I heard "stronk" I died XD
7:44 the best (and worst) thing about this, is that this is an official Thomas the tank engine toy. I'm not even kidding, Mattel literally wants Thomas to be anything but a train. And stuff, like the new 'All Engines Go!' reboot is total proof of that.
My late dad made tank treads for one of his chairs, he also made mud treads, snow chains, and a plow mount. So if you have a toe breaker for a wheelchair just know its possible to turn it into a tank. And its fun for the whole family too.
lexi is honestly my fav narrator. mostly because of "not that i'm talking from experiance, i don't ad- OOH IT'S SHINY" (all narrators are great lexi's just awesome)
2:25 Is that a Astérix reference? "What's that door at the ceiling? I'm thinking ahead! if you've decided to add another level, you already have a door to reach it!"
"Nooo it's not like I have AD... oooh something shiny!" That is the exact embodiment of me. Whenever this happens to me I actually describe it as squirrel syndrome, in relation to the dogs from the movie Up
I only can imagine that it's a cruel joke that Lexi always gets the subs that involve a lot of text and things difficult for people with good vision to see.
When I was younger, I loved carpet. I actually, for a time, lived in a rented place that had carpeted bathrooms. Well, as time went on, I learned that carpet is a BAD IDEA. It holds odors, it stains, it smells, and it's impossible to clean fully. You will never get it totally clean without ripping it out. Hard flooring is best. Vinyl is cheapest and does the job. Hardwood looks better but will cost you. There are other options though. I ripped up all the carpet in my house a couple of years ago. No carpet anywhere. Love it.
Angry German here..no this sounds like suprised German! And by the way, tell somebody you love them today, because life is short. BUT shout it at them im German, because life is also scary and confusing !
Love you Lexi, you consistently make me smile on this channel. That being said, 'pommes frites' is french fries. So the nuggets and frites is about nuggets and fries.
These designs are actually very smart.Humans are drawn to the unknown,the unsettling.We also think these are funny,people will buy them just to post them to Reddit 9000000IQ
10:07 "lady in a weight loss ad has a second set of hands that go nowhere" I 100% guarantee you this was actually fat fetish art that they bought for an anti-fat ad, or they paid a fat fetish artist to make this for them
So to kill lexi you have to: Use low flying squirrels to blind her Place low furniture to knock her over Expose her to pictures of cute animals dying. Reply with ways to improve this
7:36 this is german and it seems to be a kind of a tourist guide about a region called Werra-Meißner-Kreis printed on something like a glass door. 15:18 now this is a business card of an office tech company/business. They sell you office stuff for businesses, like printers and scanners.
![ละลาย (LALALYE) - DAOU PITTAYA ต้าห์อู๋ พิทยา [OFFICIAL MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wo6r9TgausI/mqdefault.jpg)
That child suicide ad is even worse when you realise it says "back to school"
Must be an american school. Still beats getting shot in class i suppose
Yep...school do be like that tho.
OH! OH! Yes! I gotta tell this story, I couldn't take a photo so couldn't post it on Reddit, but you just gave me an in for it! There's this store in my town called Plasketts, it's an army gear store (English, btw, not US). Gas masks, camo, backpacks, etc etc. They had a back to school sale....
THEY SELL KNIVES! BIG. FUCKIN'. KNIVES! I was pissing myself laughing when I saw it!
@@WolfyFancyLads that’s funny. I saw big kitchen knives in the back to school section of target.
@@fluffybuttproductions5532 Seems knives are the go-to school item if you can't sell guns to kids. :P
"Not that I'm talking from experience, I don't have ADH-OOH SOMETHING SHINY-"
This is my everyday life ngl-
I literally saw this the exact moment he talked about it
@@natanf4457 hey um Lexi is trans and uses she/her. Please use the correct pronouns.
ADHD MOOD
@- • D R E A M E R • - of course!
I fiddle with everything ngl (I might have ADHD)
Lexi: "I must say, that's quite a nice-"
Ad: "Deep-fried turkey"
That is quite a nice deep-fried turkey
deep fried turkey just hits diff
I got "that's quite a nice-"
"download the Domino's app today!"
I got: " I must say that’s quite a nice-" " secret "
@@tLonelyKoiSpecie But what is the secret? 🤔
Whenever Lexi gets excited right before she's confused right before realization sinks in. That. That gets me sooo bad. 10/10.
Lexi is a girl?
@@samuelraytheweirdcontentgu8551 Yep!
Phew, there’s no 200+ reply argument about Lexi’s gender (yet anyways)
Lexi is female and nobody can change thar
that
"Doesn't this belong to the SCP Foundation?"
/offmic/
"Gary, I told you to keep your crap out of my studio!"
I love the scp foundation :D
┐( ∵ )┌
As an SCP nerd I am very, very happy
@@sirpattheperson y e s
@@sirpattheperson same
No joke I literally thought all the narrators were the same person doing a different accent every time. I-
@@glue6679 hi :]
same! must have zoned out when ever they say their names.
-80 IQ
This page is actually run by the guy from the movie split
same
" *The*
*TINY*
*Small changes*
*HABITS*
*That change*
*BJ FOGG,PHD*
*Everything* "
*Understandable have a great day* .....
you forgot the happy face :)
Day
yes
The small changes that change everything
"Get your fleshy clump of limbs outta here!"
_Sad Shoggoth noises_
E
I think he just insulted Boris Johnson...
@@WolfyFancyLads his limbs r in the right place but his words aren’t
@@dababy4633 Nor is his hair. :P
I got to that point as I read this
As someone with ADHD lexi saying "nott like im talking from experien- OH SOMETHING SHINY!" its very accurate 😂🤣
Yep. As another person with ADHD, I can also confirm this.
Yes yes it is
I can relate even without having ADHD
@@forthemysterians7630 some people are easily distracted so yes
I have both ADHD and autism so it's more like wait did you asked me something because I replied yeah to the question without even noticing because I was too distracted to notice me replying yes
"I don't have ADH- ooooh something shiny!"
Bruh me too.... SHINY THINGS AND SQUEAKY TOYS
Why do dog toys activate an imaginary wagging tail whenever I hear them? Am I broken?
@@B0o0o0o0o0o the hell man?
Lexi has to be my favorite EmKay narrator because she sounds like that cool tomboy girl you would like to hang out with in school and keep as a close friend all the time, a very excited personality and a nice familiar voice.
Wait, it’s a she??
@@mrperson8 yes Lexi identifies as a she/her
yea i have a friend with the same description; I feel like they're the only person I can be myself around
@@fewwis48 what do you mean “identifies”, is she trans?
I genuinely thought he was male. Wow
"Sup guys, It's Lexi, And all hail Pepsi"
I wonder if they like Pepsi.......
*drinks coke*
Giorno fat
OMG 😂😂...........
m.th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
@@levijaeger1075 HOW DID I FALL FOR IT!??
"Sounds like an actual elephant just sneezed out an angry german" 😂😂😂😂
Made my day 👍😂🤣
angry german oh my god
no not THAT angry german
"Is this what living in California is like?"
*Yes.*
Pretty much
No.
I love how she always says ‘what’s up Sexy, I’m Lexi!’ It just makes my day
She...?
@@miguelpescado She’s Trans 🏳️⚧️
@@Sarah_Catt she’s*
@@Sarah_Catt alr
@@Sarah_Catt no, just use her pronouns. Using they/them for someone when it’s already been stated that she uses she/her is still misgendering her. Just refer to her by her actual pronouns, man
"not even sure i can make jokes about the angry bed sheets club" LMAOOO
I was proud of that joke.
@@TheLexikitty it was great
@@TheLexikitty i love you and your voice so much, you are an amazing narator and so hyper and energetic its amazing, please narate all the vids, you are amazing
"Angry Bed Sheets Club" sounds like a euphemism for a club of hate sex lovers...
@@WolfyFancyLads Now that's unfair, hate sex can be enjoyable, whereas white supremacists are always miserable
“What’s up sexy I’m Lexi” phisically made me have a heart attack
“phisically”
Apparently you also had a stroke?
@@Tw0Dots sorry i suck at spelling
@@thebananaowenslippedon7095 understandable have a great day
Why
@@gagiibaaji2774 _yes_
The thumbnail reminds me of a minecraft villager house
yeah
*thumbnail
the old minecraft villager house i dont see those in the new ones... i miss those;-;
@@preciousmariepenuliar209 Ya I miss my suicide door..... :(
Why
Lexi : I have the alcohol tolerance of a dwarf hamster.
Me : *starts laughing my head off*
Me, 5 seconds later : Why is that so funny is it just me
I just love how Lexie makes up voices and just laughs when they have to read something completely hilarious.
Yeah she's the best narrator
@@lukescastle bruh
"what's up sexy, I'm Lexi, today we will be going in a Fake Taxi"
oh no
Oh shitty
That still made me laugh XD
Oh frick
CRAAZYYYYYY TAXXXXXI CRINGGEEEEEE
"Welcome to Family...hell
Hah i can tell you this is correct
My mother was racist and verbally abusive. I relate
haha relatable
Okay I'm starting to get worried about peoples mental health
Nice
Lexi is so wholesome it makes my heart just feel warm and fluffy
You're doing great sweetie
Furry heart
Weird
That's nice
EXACTLY SHES THE BEST
I read this as he chanted *”kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it,”*
Nobody:
Lexi: OMG I am so mad I cant even gay straight
That “got to hell, no, go to family” killed me
Nobody:
Not a soul:
The video: Lexi:"mmm can't wait to take a nice warm-"
Add:"pampers"
Can't take a nice warm pampers
Mine was a car insurance ad
For me it was “mmm can’t wait to take a nice warm germ remover
Mine was like a Vintage musical video
Ad*
Mine was febreeze
Lexi: What's up sexy, I'm Lexi
Me a 12 y/o: Thanks, But reconsider
I am also 12
Twelve year old dog profile pic gang, waddup 👉👁👃👁👉
Yes
Same
thanks for coppa
I heard some of the intro, and then I heard ‘what’s up sexy, I’m lexy’ I went from having my head laid on a pillow to fully sitting up with excitement. My favorite narrator is back.
YEAHHHH I just
@@carmenkaurun530
She really is!
I get worried after Lexi dissapears for a while, but she usually comes back
"Angry bedsheets club" is certainly an accurate name for them.
the best way to delegitimize someone is to make them laughable. If no one can take you seriously, you can't defend yourself.
6:16 What makes the NOT-HIN-GST-OPS post even worse, that Lexi seemed to miss, is that is that the word "YOU" is at the bottom under the S, and it is written normally and in a small enough font that it fits under the S despite being a word that would actually fit the 3-letter-per-line format, so this shirt actually spells "NOTHING STOPS YOU," turning it from what I think could be a statement about the futility of trying to control anything in the universe, to some half-assed generic motivation. Also, does anyone have a guess as to why the 1st O and the 2nd S are underlined?
It's funny, the second floor doors are actually pretty common in places that get a lot of snow in the winter. They come in handy after a blizzard when snow drifts completely cover your front door.
The door is for trash that is why dumpsters right under it
but... how to reach the door?
I this case, it's probably the mechanical penthouse and there to allow techs to easily get HVAC equipment to the 2nd level with a forklift or such.
whenever i hear “hey sexy, i’m lexi(lexy?)” i immediately get joyful.
You spelled her name right the first time.
“And now you know how to take out Lexi”
I mean, I have been looking for a job lmao
“Angry bedsheets club” 💀 I never heard that before.
As someone who once lived in a cheap house in a trailer park with a carpeted bathroom who's always loved steamy showers.....I can say I once saw a mushroom growing from the floor...true story
Day 38 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
Thanks! :D
*yes*
1:35 I was half expecting Lexi to say "criss-cross"
No mate. This is door to purgatory
You look like OwO using Discord Light Mode
Yay, it’s UwU !
oh.
There’s the Highway to Hell on the right
I would honestly love to build a house from the ground up designed to be as inconvenient as possible just to rent it out to people.
I've watched this several times, and I am now watching this again, because Lexi makes me feel happy vibes 😊✨
Arson has been committed after this video most likely from how many times she had said, “BURN IT”
Yeah tho
lexi's pronouns are "she/her" :).
also someone get the matches that jigglypuff controller at 15:22 is worthy of arson
She. And yes. I like fire.
Ok
@@TheLexikitty have a nice fire 🙃
0:45 Actually the bottle picture is from Brazil. We use reais in here, so the price would be about 1,50 dollars instead of 7 reais.
"The door to heaven"
Landed in the trash bin
The door back to home
Hello fellow Kokichi
The door is for trash that is why dumpsters right under it
AS A TREKKIE IT UH- IT PAINED ME WHEN LEXI SAID "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU JIM!" "OH YEAH, SCOTT? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE EXIT ON THE SECOND FLOOR!" LIKE PLEASE QUEEN, I LOVE YOU BUT DON'T DO KIRK AND MONTGOMERY LIKE THAT.
That phone DOES belong to the SCP Foundation, time to make that document!
oh my lord I don’t want to be thinking about these and have these haunt me the entire school day
Same lmao
i made the mistake of watching these before bed..
@@velvety2006 oml these will haunt you forever
this is my first time on this channel but I am flattered by “what up sexy I’m Lexi”
Welcome. I hope u enjoy your stay, there more narrotors like Robin and jake. They are pretty good too
Welcome aboard! I'm Lexi!
Hello since it's your first time on the channel:
Here's a friendly reminder Lexi is a girl and her pronouns are she/her:
💝💫🦄🌟🏳️🌈
Hope you're having a great day! ^^
*sad Damien noises*
@@HazardousEnviroments dont remind us we're gonna cry
Can we get everyone that was on emkay for a Christmas special
omg yes
@@TheLexikitty dam did lexi just comment on my comment
@@hypezoneninga yes I did
*happiness noises for damien*
They should totally do this!
"What in the ever-loving sims four body-style sliders did you do this man!?"
- Lexi, 2020
The reason the stall door doesn't go to the floor is three fold,1. allows you to see if occupied, 2. Allows to see if someone is in distress, and 3. It allows for more efficient cleaning
From now on we shall say *ANGRY BEDSHEETS CLUB* when referring to a certain group of meanies.
In America, we call them the "Kool Kids Klub"
*n o*
"It's a bird!"
"Why, yes! And that an ELDRITCH DEITY!"
EmKay: the door to heaven
Me: Or in other words...
HEAVEN'S DOOOOR!!!
Jojo
Y e s .
God damn it Rohan-sensei
"Go to hell. No I'm sorry, go to family" "did I just stronk have a?" "Oh, pardon me, I must say that's a nice-" these all were really funny, but when I heard "stronk" I died XD
4:20 angry bedsheet club. Perfect description
When Rohan calls out heavens door but it's just a door
Lmaoo
8:45 the best part is that it says “back to school”
13:00 "Lexi? Chaos? Never!" when are people not up for chaos?
D O I T!
@ 10:29 - Lexi.exe stopped working
7:44 the best (and worst) thing about this, is that this is an official Thomas the tank engine toy. I'm not even kidding, Mattel literally wants Thomas to be anything but a train. And stuff, like the new 'All Engines Go!' reboot is total proof of that.
Lexi’s sense of humour gives me life
She's the wheelchair of my mental health
I got so excited when Lexi was the one narrating! She's so pure
My late dad made tank treads for one of his chairs, he also made mud treads, snow chains, and a plow mount. So if you have a toe breaker for a wheelchair just know its possible to turn it into a tank. And its fun for the whole family too.
lexi is honestly my fav narrator. mostly because of
"not that i'm talking from experiance, i don't ad- OOH IT'S SHINY"
(all narrators are great lexi's just awesome)
"The bottle costs 70 dollars" is actually 70% alcohol, thats here in brazil and it costs i guess 5 R$
5 bobux?!
I thought she said 7, so I just figured I didn't see the tag
Fair enough
2:25 Is that a Astérix reference? "What's that door at the ceiling? I'm thinking ahead! if you've decided to add another level, you already have a door to reach it!"
Looks like it, lol
Often with this subreddit I’m like:
Oh that isn’t so bad
*Scrolls down a bit more*
There it is
"Nooo it's not like I have AD... oooh something shiny!" That is the exact embodiment of me. Whenever this happens to me I actually describe it as squirrel syndrome, in relation to the dogs from the movie Up
As someone who works at a pet store I definitely think Lexi is a Robo Dwarf Hamster. They're little crackheads
16:27 The fact that there is a "P" in the "R" REALLY PISSES ME OFF 😱😱😱🔪🔪🔪
0:50 um, Lexi that’s rubbing alcohol
Lexi failed a Wisdom save
@@legatereme1983 derp
@@TheLexikitty hello
I only can imagine that it's a cruel joke that Lexi always gets the subs that involve a lot of text and things difficult for people with good vision to see.
When I was younger, I loved carpet. I actually, for a time, lived in a rented place that had carpeted bathrooms. Well, as time went on, I learned that carpet is a BAD IDEA. It holds odors, it stains, it smells, and it's impossible to clean fully. You will never get it totally clean without ripping it out. Hard flooring is best. Vinyl is cheapest and does the job. Hardwood looks better but will cost you. There are other options though. I ripped up all the carpet in my house a couple of years ago. No carpet anywhere. Love it.
"alcohol tolerance of a dwarf hamster" and there we have a brand new sentence.
"destroyer of ankles" i wish it went to my ankles, i already KNOW i'm short enough for that to bonk right into my shins 😭😭
11:24 The sound effect was too perfect! I nearly passed out, I was laughing so hard!
Jock Strap T Shirt
POORLY CROPPED JOCK STRAP T SHIRT
Edit: HAHA. YOU’VE ADMITTED YOU’RE THE CHAOTIC ONE
Jock strap?
I uh don't think that was a jock strap...
@@twinkittens4529 I guess we shouldn't ruin their innocence...
@@homers1999 Isn't ruining innocence kinda the fun part of what that gear was for? ;P
I'm a simple man, I see Emkay, I click.
I’m convinced all of the narrators are the same person on varying amounts of helium
15:13
Lexi: "I must say that's quite a-"
Then right there an ad pops out, the timing was perfect 🤣
That happened to me too
Angry German here..no this sounds like suprised German! And by the way, tell somebody you love them today, because life is short. BUT shout it at them im German, because life is also scary and confusing !
Accurate
@ LASS SIE DIE LIEBE SPÜREN!!!
@@kannaphantomhigh2551 Ja, ICH MACHE!
Love you Lexi, you consistently make me smile on this channel.
That being said, 'pommes frites' is french fries. So the nuggets and frites is about nuggets and fries.
7:17 as a person whos so stupid he gets his ankles hit daily, Im glad that monstrosity of an interior is not in my house.
15:04
You noticed the green shades, but not the fact that green was poor and red was good-
I frequency search the comments for something that bothered me, only to find 0-2 comments about it.
This being one, of course.
"I don't know if I can make jokes about the angry bedsheets club, so I'm just gonna move right on!"
That was a good laugh lol.
“The door to heaven” more like HEAVENSA DOOR!
CREZI DIAMONDO
No
ZAA HANDO
ECHOES ACTO THREE
S H I T
STAR PLATNUM
These designs are actually very smart.Humans are drawn to the unknown,the unsettling.We also think these are funny,people will buy them just to post them to Reddit
9000000IQ
Video posted eight seconds ago
First Comment: 34 seconds
Nice
@Amelie Warneck Thank you..? I don't mind furries, I think they're alright. Whatever makes a person happy, y'know?
@Amelie Warneck nice
I am now calling them the "Angry Bedsheets Club"
Thank you Lexi
14:12 If Josh from Let's Game It Out discovered a game where you can build a park, this would be something he makes in the game.
10:07 "lady in a weight loss ad has a second set of hands that go nowhere" I 100% guarantee you this was actually fat fetish art that they bought for an anti-fat ad, or they paid a fat fetish artist to make this for them
They probably just stole it.
1:56
SCP foundation:oh well the amnistics go again
ITS TO LATE WE KNOW TO MUCH
So to kill lexi you have to:
Use low flying squirrels to blind her
Place low furniture to knock her over
Expose her to pictures of cute animals dying.
Reply with ways to improve this
Kidnap the lexi wife
Too much?
@@djneonreaper4990 not really when your planning murder
Him
@@edgewastaken2432 *torture*
@@shawncaton8777 ? She uses she/her pronouns
Lexis cynicism and sarcasm are a joy to listen to.🤣
7:36 this is german and it seems to be a kind of a tourist guide about a region called Werra-Meißner-Kreis printed on something like a glass door.
15:18 now this is a business card of an office tech company/business. They sell you office stuff for businesses, like printers and scanners.
Lexie: what’s up with all the angry Germans?
Me: wie wagen sie?!?!? *more angry German noises *
*angry German noises* Hast du ein Gehirn! Pah. Nicht Alle deutschen sind wütend.
Hab das gleiche gedacht😂
*(confused English noises)*
*weird French noises getting faint as you see them running into the horizon*
I don't understand what you mean as I do not speak German but
Her name is spelt as "Lexi" not "Lexie" lol
7:31 so we’re just going to ignore the face in the grass
5:09 That man is what happens when you change the color palette of SCP-096.
9:11 Because they stained it for you! It's like buying jeans that ALREADY HAVE the holes PRE-CUT!
that bathroom u could see into. it's in my town. the window was covered with a massive branded sticker before the business left that space. :D