i have weirdly enough NEVER fallen asleep in front of my PC while watching TH-cam or anything else. i always leave for my Bed or at worst my Couch when i get really tired. it just happens automatically.
13:48 This is taxonomy if you didn't know. Its all 4 orders under the Reptilia class. The 4 orders are: Squamata (Lizards, Snakes, and amphibians) Crocodilia (Obviously Crocodiles and Alligators) Testudines (Turtles and Tortoises) And Spenodontia (Lizards) I'm super into taxonomy which is why I immediately recognized this (well after figuring out how to read the text) Edit: Just quickly fixing some grammar mistakes
two fixes: 1. Squamata does include lizards and snakes, but not amphibians. They are a totally different class 2. Spenodontia does not have lizards, lizards are exclusive to squamata. The only living representative of sphenodontia is the tuatara, an ancient reptile from new zealand
@@harulddenvise That was the one I couldn't get a translation for. At least I recognised enough to know it was Latin lol. It's been a very long time since I studied it. I did recognise the other three, probably from nature programmes.
Theory: The "extremely flammable water" can is intentional. It is a can for gasoline or kerosine, but by coloring it blue and writing WATER STORAGE on it, the manufacturer can escape legal requirements to put a locking safety spout on it. These spouts prevent dangerous spills, but annoy the living crap out of many people since they're a lot harder to operate than a simple spout and the mechanism can jam.
It clearly states. Never use gasoline kerosene or diesel to start a fire. this is great advice I had a neighbor burn his whole arm neck and face where he looks like darth vader. the gas can explode when ignited. even if the advice is on a water jug,.. it may be inappropriately used by someone whose not so smart. so its great place for the advice. its really smart.
"for those who fall asleep to emkay videos-" finally, us people who can't sleep without noise get recognition! (P.S emkay thank u 4 posting you help me sleep because the commentary is exciting but relaxing at the same time )
14:18 these are all classifications for the animal kingdom- specifically “reptiles” or the likes of. It’s Sphenodontia (tuataras), Testudines (turtles), Crocodilia (crocodilians), and Squamata (scaled reptiles). Fun fact- Tuataras are the only two species of their classification and aren’t actually lizards despite looking like them- their signature trait is possessing a third eye.
i always LOVE and admire Lexi's optimism. Like she sees something in TiHi, Mildy or here and her first thought is, "maybe it's a misunderstanding. Let's fix it!" And i think that's very sweet~ ♥
@@MattlikestrainsOfficial No. Lexi is a woman. She is awesome, optimistic, and cool. Refer to her by the correct pronouns. She goes by she/her, and is a trans woman. If you say otherwise I will FIGHT you.
"Do not go into your closet right now, And use it as a bathroom, it is not a bathroom, this a dream, you're still listening to an emkay video" 😂😂😂 I love Lexi! She sounds so concerned haha
I almost have all the information to passively defeat the Emkay narrators. Lexi is weak to funnel cakes (understandable), Jack is weak to snow. Now all I need is Robin's weakness.
7:25 The "Cooling Off" option may be for if you need to defrost the refrigerator to clear out frozen messes/ice formations. Saves energy and helps not having to unplug the entire unit.
"Yellow as a container color for gallons of drinking water." The U.S.A. after obtaining it: *We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled.*
I suffer from anxiety, and trying to sleep without noise is torture, the voices on my mind say bad things. These videos make me concentrate on funny stuff until I fall asleep. Thanks for mention it. Anyway, in the morning I watch the whole video again, because I really like them, so...
16:50 "What is that supposed to be in the left lane? It looks like a chicken." That's...a fire hydrant but now I'm thinking A) of fire hydrants in the design of chickens lol, and B) Shanghai intended the hydrant to be a _really_ unsafe hurdle
6:00 No, see, this is the new kind of elevator that can take you to any place inside Willy Wonka's factory _and_ those strange floors between floors like in the "Being John Malkovich" movie. It also somehow takes you to any apartment staircase that you have a tag or code for. Pretty clever, but it has one of those "It will take you wherever you want, if you're not too picky" catches to it.
The ‚half’ on the elevator buttons probably refer to split levels. Perfectly normal and yet ugly thing in architecture. It’s used to overcome differences in topography or if you want to increase the ceiling hight in certain parts of the building - or if you just want to be unnecessarily fancy
@@LilacMonarch i think what happened is that the building has doors every half of a level. So i assume the stair go half a level up, then there are doors and goes half a level up into the other direction, where are again doors. Or one part of the building is older than another or whatever. maybe on the ground there are some business like a cinema that take up 2-3 levels of space at once or some oversized hallways in a bank or sth.
@@LilacMonarch some department stores will do this so the bottom 2 floors are larger “show room” style areas with higher ceilings then the upper floors have 1/2 floors to separate departments. -2 1/2 doesn’t make much sense but the other ones aren’t that insane. -2 1/2 could be for a parking garage situation where it’s only a half floor but 🤷🏻♀️
@@LilacMonarch The presence of a keypad above those half buttons tells me it's a two-sided elevator (doors on both sides) The rear doors go to employee-only areas, and the buttons only respond after a code is entered.
i'm just wondering why the building has no 2nd or 3rd floor. . .it has 0, which i assume is "ground floor", 1 and then skips 2 and 3 and goes to 4. then on the "split" side, it has -2.5 and then it jumps to 4.5. i assume the "negative" levels are the basement levels, often referred to as "B1", "B2", but then there's just -1 and then -2.5. where is -2?
6:11 I want to own a nightclub in that building. Just imagine: a bar/nightclub with a out-of-normal-reality aesthetic, called L I M I N A L. In the lobby~ Receptionist: How may I help you? Patron: Howdy! So I heard about a cool nightclub here, called Liminal. What floor is it on? Receptionist: *doesn't look up* Negative two-and-a-half. Patron: I- I'm sorry...? Receptionist: *locks eyes, deadpan* Negative two-and-a-half.
2:50 oh that is not just crappy design, that is hostile architecture. It's intentionally made so as to make sure you cannot shelter under it, and discourages homeless people sleeping there
@@christina113704 I'm afraid so 😞 just like countless cases of hostile architecture installations that have popped up all over the world, this thing is useful only if you're not sleeping there-- have you ever wondered why park benches exist nowadays with ridged dividers in the middle? They're the ones that look like ways to designate sitting areas for multiple people, but really constrain it so a single homeless person can't lie across it at night
I just started rewatching EmKay videos cause I just remembered they exist. Was bingeing different playlists, and my favorite ones are Lexi's(No offense Jack, Robin. You are both amazing as well!) So I saw this and cheered. Can't wait to watch! Coming back to this channel after one friend coming out as trans, one friend coming out as NB, joining my school's Gay Straight Alliance, realizing that even as a cis person, I can still be equally as chill with any pronouns(-he/him), coming closer to figuring out my sexuality, and, sadly, loosing a friend. Me and some of her close friends gave her family a Christmas gift today. Felt good. Now I get to chill and watch this! Have a great day/night, everyone, and Happy Holidays! Whether you celebrate the solstice, Kwanzaa, Hanukka, Christmas, or anything else! 11:17 Any Graphic Designer worth their photo editing software that wasn't forced to do that would have done so much better. 12:05 * Screams in applying for 2 year graphic design course *
I won't even bother denying that I went out of my way to find Lexi's videos bc I like them more than anyone else. I've watched them more than a few times.
My bro does that "Hoya" thing all the time, and I usually find it so annoying, but for some reason, when Lexy did it at 18:01... I had to cover my mouth to keep myself from laughing, so my dog wouldn't start barking, and freak out my mom.😆 Fun times in this house.
17:42 YES! My sister is a graphic designer and when C0vid hit, she (like everyone else) was trying to find a job from home. Our mom was helping her. She told my sister about a place called Pinch A Penny. (It’s a pool supply shop in our city) And my sister was SO MAD at their name & their logo, she literally refused to go into the store then emailed them and said she’d make them a new logo for $20. She was THAT worked up about how terrible their design is. (Which as a fellow graphic designer, I admit it’s pretty pathetic) They never got back to her & we all say they’re salty that she legit said “your logo is pointless and kept me from knowing what your store even is. You need help with it if you actually wanna bring in customers, especially during a damn pandemic in Fl summer heat” before offering her $100+ services for a cheap $20. You gotta love your siblings during their kindest and bluntest moments cuz damn, are they entertaining! 😂
At 1:40, I am proud to not only live in that city, but be able to walk around and see crappy design like that. Just go walking in Auckland and you will see what I mean. I spotted 3 the other day when walking at local beach
Oh yeah, they always forget to double-check signage I mean, i'm not from auckland but around where i live (In the north island still) there's a bunch of store signs missing letters at the end/have spelling mistakes lmao
6:42 “This door is for entrance and exit to this building ONLY. Use of this door in an alternative manner is punishable by fine, apprehension by the SCP Foundation, and contract into the next biggest cartoon television show.”
12:56 It's a seeing eye exam. Occasionally you'll see ones where anyone who has tried to read an eye exam... (chart? Poster, with letters.) as if it read out to actually say something, might get a giggle out of it. I guess. It's just poorly made out due to bad spacing and too many words/letters. That's my guess.
14:05 it's basically telling you which animals there are, I'm guessing? Sphenodontia are tuataras, Testudines are turtles and Crododila are crocodiles. I don't know what the last one means, but I think that's what it could be.
Be right back im gona google it Ok i just googled it Squamata - Wikipedia Squamata is the largest order of reptiles, comprising lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenians .
9:31 looking at how old that label is, I would say that this used to simply be black text on white fabric, and that the white fabric simply discolored over the amount of times the black garment was washed. That's not crappy design; that's wear and tear. (And it's just the standard label telling you to not dry clean it, iron at low temperature, and so on.)
It doesn’t look worn enough to have been white, but it could have been black text on a grey tag Edit: I mean unless those jeans let out a lot of colour, I guess a white tag could technically be discoloured after one wash
1:50 you know things are getting bad when you actually have the normal looking version of the toy yourself and you still prefer this one because it looks dead and the original haunts your dreams
ive seen the toxin removal ad on tumblr so many times, its probably one of the more cursed ads iv seen there. ive seen plenty weird and funny ones, but this one is absolutely cursed
Lexi those are classifications for animals. Testudines- turtles tortoises Crocodilia- crocodiles alligators Sphenodontia- the New Zealand tuatara lizard Squamata- scaled reptiles e.g.: snakes and scaled lizards, meaning all lizards except for newts and salamanders, which have skin. Hope this helps.
Ashens' Couch ????? really ???!!!! Oh Lexi, I'm now crushin' hard, but we both have lives, just know that there is love for you out in the cold cruel world.
7:23 you can turn off cooling on most modern refrigerators because it's a demonstration mode. essentially it's cheaper to make all of them the exact same, the store just pulls one, plugs it in and puts it in demonstration mode so it's completely functional in every other way, it just wont cool down (it also allows them to sell the floor model).
15:42 i think there should be a sub-genre of modern art that's similar to the Found Object theme to describe this kind of home design failure (and i thought our house with power sockets placed UPSIDE DOWN in the kitchen were the strangest instances of r/NotMyJob 9_9)
0:31 i thought this looked familier then i saw west coast racers then realized that it's Six Flags Magic Mountain, my home park which has the most roller coasters in the world
I purchased a big box of random Pokemon figures and I was excited about it. However when it arrived, all of them were demented small marble sized figures directly from China.
1:45 I had that creepy fairy doll when I was younger, and holy crap they scared the living hell out of me. I think they’re sitting somewhere in my basement, hidden in the depths among the boxes upon boxes of toys.
Hey, lexi, fun fact: those four Latin words that were crappily designed up to down? Yeah those are apparently the names of the four families of reptile.
Thank God you posted this I’ve honestly been staring at it for a half hour trying to figure it out. Unfortunately that brings up another question- what on earth do you advertise with four Latin words for reptile? And how is a picture of a young schoolgirl related?
The half may also refer to a "Half level" FE in a parking garage with offset floors or, as some buildings I've been to do, the platform halfway down a staircase. Yes I have been to buildings where the elevators are behind the stairs. :)
I blame Lexi for my strange new desire to make a snow-luigi for this winter, even tho i know i have none to the skills to build one and it would most likely fall apart. edit: the clip is 15:35 so enjoy imagining a luigi made of snow.
Hi Lexi! My dog Ginger was groomed today! She got a bath, combing, tooth brushing, ear cleaning, and nail trim! She had a wonderful time at PetCo! She tried to immediately go back after we picked her up!
If you can't handwash it, and it does get washed, you probably need an autoclave, not a dishwasher! Edit: The elevator at 6:10 probably has doors on both sides, which is also why the "half floors" are all on one side. Basically it got jammed in between two wings of a building that were built at different heights.
The “half floors” are maintenance levels between the regular floors. I saw something like this in a hospital. I suspect the negative floors are sub-basement levels.
6:26 Since the sign is in Swedish, R/L would be wrong. And floor 5 1/2 is actually between floor 5 and 6, because the floors on either side of the elevator don't align perfectly.
The problem with those ‘image across multiple book spines’ thing is that it relies on the print, cut and binding all being done consistently across every book and sometimes they just don’t quite get it right. It’s even more likely to fail if you get multiple different companies to do it. I bet if you lined up the coloured bands on those encyclopaedias then the image is probably mostly right.
16:20 See, this is my beef with the writing on the road to warn you of merging here in Aus. It says 'Form One Lane" but laid out exactly like that so it reads properly as "Lane One Form" and I think its stupid that anyone expected us to read it in the correct order since we aren't supposed to be driving with our eyes glued to one spot, meaning we are ALWAYS gonna see the whole thing at once.
2:40 I am reminded of the days in the US just before the clean water act was created (by Republicans, back in the days when preserving the environment was a non-partisan issue) when rivers would spontaneously catch fire because of all the chemical runoff and waste in them. *Now that was some very flammable water!!*
I love how many youtubers acknowledge that we fall asleep to them.
Holy shit it’s the brain for the the hit show Pinky and the Brain
i have weirdly enough NEVER fallen asleep in front of my PC while watching TH-cam or anything else. i always leave for my Bed or at worst my Couch when i get really tired. it just happens automatically.
It is nice to fall asleep while listening
OMFG exactly!!!
@@zerrierslizer1 I have a laptop I put next to my bed for listening to things while I sleep. I have tinnitus so I don't like the silence.
"if you can't handwash it, it's probably a napkin." Wise words to live by
@@phycisist2367 im gonna send you to Jesus if this is fucking true
@@som3th1n95 well wait till you see the movie 😉
Me looking at my computer: "You are hereby a napkin!"
@@phycisist2367 What the hell is wrong with you? Just delete your damn comment, jesus dude, have some common decency and don't spoil popular movies?
@@camol1kf254 yeah sorry forgot I put them on this video deleted it now
13:48
This is taxonomy if you didn't know. Its all 4 orders under the Reptilia class.
The 4 orders are:
Squamata (Lizards, Snakes, and amphibians)
Crocodilia (Obviously Crocodiles and Alligators)
Testudines (Turtles and Tortoises)
And Spenodontia (Lizards)
I'm super into taxonomy which is why I immediately recognized this (well after figuring out how to read the text)
Edit: Just quickly fixing some grammar mistakes
Sphenodontia are not lizards but the tuatara
two fixes:
1. Squamata does include lizards and snakes, but not amphibians. They are a totally different class
2. Spenodontia does not have lizards, lizards are exclusive to squamata. The only living representative of sphenodontia is the tuatara, an ancient reptile from new zealand
@@harulddenvise That was the one I couldn't get a translation for. At least I recognised enough to know it was Latin lol. It's been a very long time since I studied it. I did recognise the other three, probably from nature programmes.
I noticed crocodilia and test. lol but i was stumped on the rest.
This needs more upvotes. Good, informative comments like this are great, and should always be close to the top.
Theory: The "extremely flammable water" can is intentional. It is a can for gasoline or kerosine, but by coloring it blue and writing WATER STORAGE on it, the manufacturer can escape legal requirements to put a locking safety spout on it. These spouts prevent dangerous spills, but annoy the living crap out of many people since they're a lot harder to operate than a simple spout and the mechanism can jam.
That, or the gas can itself is 'extremely flammable', and thus shouldn't be used to store gasoline/etc. There are pyrophilic plastics.
gasoline itself is actually not flammable. it's the fumes that are flammable.
@@Femaiden The fumes are actually gasoline so yes it is.
@@ShadowRulah Flammable
It clearly states. Never use gasoline kerosene or diesel to start a fire. this is great advice I had a neighbor burn his whole arm neck and face where he looks like darth vader. the gas can explode when ignited. even if the advice is on a water jug,.. it may be inappropriately used by someone whose not so smart. so its great place for the advice. its really smart.
16:54 That is a fire hydrant about half buried in the track, Lexi.
I like chicken on a cone more so that's a chicken on a cone now to me XD thanks Lexi
He said chicken on a cone and i can't unsee it. But yes. A fire hydrant. Lol
She*
@@shoshaunna420 she* (if you're talking about Lexi)
@@fluffyfish2607 oops.. 😂
"for those who fall asleep to emkay videos-" finally, us people who can't sleep without noise get recognition!
(P.S emkay thank u 4 posting you help me sleep because the commentary is exciting but relaxing at the same time )
@@phycisist2367 I mean is spoiling the main plot points of no way home really a "fun fact"?
@@phycisist2367 fun fact: you suck at naming
There should be a spoiler report button
@@phycisist2367 fun fact: I’m not going to attack you and give you what you want because I don’t care enough ab no way home or whatever it’s called
@@ShyDigi ok 👍 that’s cool also you did reply so yeah lol you are obviously a bit triggered
It's very sweet of Lexi to try to prevent sleep-watchers from having an unfortunate accident.
yeah it really seems like she cares which is sweet!
And now i imagine Robin telling them "YEAH GO SHIT IN YOUR CLOSET GOGOGO"
@@print-hello-world PFFFF
THAT'S SOMETHING HE WOULD DO THO
What's your pfp
14:18 these are all classifications for the animal kingdom- specifically “reptiles” or the likes of. It’s Sphenodontia (tuataras), Testudines (turtles), Crocodilia (crocodilians), and Squamata (scaled reptiles).
Fun fact- Tuataras are the only two species of their classification and aren’t actually lizards despite looking like them- their signature trait is possessing a third eye.
Cool!
And I like the fact!
Came down here to see if anybody caught that c: hooray animal nerds
@@sunshineley animal nerds are the best!
Am I the only one who think that might be for a spelling bee?
@@amaryllisnightingale6309 looks like it’s on the side of a building- a museum or zoo exhibit maybe?
i always LOVE and admire Lexi's optimism. Like she sees something in TiHi, Mildy or here and her first thought is, "maybe it's a misunderstanding. Let's fix it!" And i think that's very sweet~ ♥
Bruh tf
@Kinomi Aunty❤jj shut up you old woman who thinks there hot
@@MattlikestrainsOfficial No. Lexi is a woman. She is awesome, optimistic, and cool.
Refer to her by the correct pronouns.
She goes by she/her, and is a trans woman.
If you say otherwise I will FIGHT you.
@@skyriver9525 Uh...pretty sure they just didn't know?
@@MattlikestrainsOfficial she*
"Do not go into your closet right now, And use it as a bathroom, it is not a bathroom, this a dream, you're still listening to an emkay video" 😂😂😂 I love Lexi! She sounds so concerned haha
Don’t read the following comment if you don’t want Spider-Man No Way Home spoilers
@@l0fi0wl48 I’m deleting it now
@@phycisist2367you can put it back
I love the "suggestibility warning" 3:32 as Lexi tries to stop the sleep-Walker horde of zombie urinators from peeing in their closet.
I almost have all the information to passively defeat the Emkay narrators. Lexi is weak to funnel cakes (understandable), Jack is weak to snow. Now all I need is Robin's weakness.
i mean i don't blame her for being weak to funnel cakes
funnel cakes are amazing
seeds. give him seeds.
Robin wants an onlyfans subscription
Cottage cheese
As someone has already pointed out, it's cheese, cottage cheese for tbe birb. 👍
Lexi: *acknowledges that people fall asleep to Emkay*
Me: *About to fall asleep.* Oh... cool
Emkay: *we always know.*
7:25 The "Cooling Off" option may be for if you need to defrost the refrigerator to clear out frozen messes/ice formations. Saves energy and helps not having to unplug the entire unit.
Along with maybe cleaning the unit, since you don't want to waste power on trying to cool it with the door open. Maybe?
"Yellow as a container color for gallons of drinking water."
The U.S.A. after obtaining it: *We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled.*
@Delna Feta wtf
@@moocacaandsheesh it,s a bot we are all trying to report them but they will always come back
@@bladetyrone7922 he always comes back
Is that a fnaf reference? Or is is just me?
@@AnxiousAsexual indeed
I suffer from anxiety, and trying to sleep without noise is torture, the voices on my mind say bad things.
These videos make me concentrate on funny stuff until I fall asleep.
Thanks for mention it.
Anyway, in the morning I watch the whole video again, because I really like them, so...
16:50 "What is that supposed to be in the left lane? It looks like a chicken."
That's...a fire hydrant
but now I'm thinking A) of fire hydrants in the design of chickens lol, and B) Shanghai intended the hydrant to be a _really_ unsafe hurdle
6:00 No, see, this is the new kind of elevator that can take you to any place inside Willy Wonka's factory _and_ those strange floors between floors like in the "Being John Malkovich" movie. It also somehow takes you to any apartment staircase that you have a tag or code for. Pretty clever, but it has one of those "It will take you wherever you want, if you're not too picky" catches to it.
Fun fact
Aunt may dies and everyone forgets who Peter Parker is
@@phycisist2367 I mean is spoiling the main plot points of no way home really a "fun fact"?
@@sm173r6 yeah
there is also the new dishwasher/oven from amazon that can clean and cook at the same time. who new that amazon was so inventive
@@phycisist2367 lmao, we all know you’re report bating. Too bad for you, because that’s also a breach of community guidelines.
The ‚half’ on the elevator buttons probably refer to split levels. Perfectly normal and yet ugly thing in architecture. It’s used to overcome differences in topography or if you want to increase the ceiling hight in certain parts of the building - or if you just want to be unnecessarily fancy
One or two split levels at the bottom of the building would make sense, but -2.5, 4.5, 5.5, and 6.5 is madness
@@LilacMonarch i think what happened is that the building has doors every half of a level. So i assume the stair go half a level up, then there are doors and goes half a level up into the other direction, where are again doors. Or one part of the building is older than another or whatever. maybe on the ground there are some business like a cinema that take up 2-3 levels of space at once or some oversized hallways in a bank or sth.
@@LilacMonarch some department stores will do this so the bottom 2 floors are larger “show room” style areas with higher ceilings then the upper floors have 1/2 floors to separate departments. -2 1/2 doesn’t make much sense but the other ones aren’t that insane.
-2 1/2 could be for a parking garage situation where it’s only a half floor but 🤷🏻♀️
@@LilacMonarch The presence of a keypad above those half buttons tells me it's a two-sided elevator (doors on both sides)
The rear doors go to employee-only areas, and the buttons only respond after a code is entered.
i'm just wondering why the building has no 2nd or 3rd floor. . .it has 0, which i assume is "ground floor", 1 and then skips 2 and 3 and goes to 4.
then on the "split" side, it has -2.5 and then it jumps to 4.5.
i assume the "negative" levels are the basement levels, often referred to as "B1", "B2", but then there's just -1 and then -2.5. where is -2?
6:11
I want to own a nightclub in that building. Just imagine: a bar/nightclub with a out-of-normal-reality aesthetic, called L I M I N A L.
In the lobby~
Receptionist: How may I help you?
Patron: Howdy! So I heard about a cool nightclub here, called Liminal. What floor is it on?
Receptionist: *doesn't look up* Negative two-and-a-half.
Patron: I- I'm sorry...?
Receptionist: *locks eyes, deadpan* Negative two-and-a-half.
Wanna know what I think would be a good motto for that nightclub?
You never said it
2:50 oh that is not just crappy design, that is hostile architecture. It's intentionally made so as to make sure you cannot shelter under it, and discourages homeless people sleeping there
Wait. You mean that was done just for that purpose? 🤨
@@christina113704 I'm afraid so 😞 just like countless cases of hostile architecture installations that have popped up all over the world, this thing is useful only if you're not sleeping there-- have you ever wondered why park benches exist nowadays with ridged dividers in the middle? They're the ones that look like ways to designate sitting areas for multiple people, but really constrain it so a single homeless person can't lie across it at night
9:38 gave me huge flashbacks to those “Frozen Elsa Foot Doctor” Flash games
Oh right Lexi’s eyes. That “chicken on top of a cone” is a fire hydrant... right in the middle of one of the lanes
Lexi: No one's going to drink yellow water.
Bear Grylls: Wanna bet?
Thanks for making my day Lexi!
@Zeka Nova STOP BOT
I just started rewatching EmKay videos cause I just remembered they exist.
Was bingeing different playlists, and my favorite ones are Lexi's(No offense Jack, Robin. You are both amazing as well!)
So I saw this and cheered.
Can't wait to watch!
Coming back to this channel after one friend coming out as trans, one friend coming out as NB, joining my school's Gay Straight Alliance, realizing that even as a cis person, I can still be equally as chill with any pronouns(-he/him), coming closer to figuring out my sexuality, and, sadly, loosing a friend.
Me and some of her close friends gave her family a Christmas gift today.
Felt good.
Now I get to chill and watch this!
Have a great day/night, everyone, and Happy Holidays! Whether you celebrate the solstice, Kwanzaa, Hanukka, Christmas, or anything else!
11:17
Any Graphic Designer worth their photo editing software that wasn't forced to do that would have done so much better.
12:05
* Screams in applying for 2 year graphic design course *
I won't even bother denying that I went out of my way to find Lexi's videos bc I like them more than anyone else. I've watched them more than a few times.
I like how lexi explains the issue and how it can be fixed
9:24 Don't worry Lexi, it's not your eyes this time. We can't read it either.
It also looks like it is microwave safe 😂😂😂
Im kidding just Incase anyone thinks im serious
I can see ⨂ but that's about it
9:32, It can’t be dry cleaned.
Machine wash Cold with Like Colors.
Tumble Dry Low
Do not bleach
Something about an Iron, I can’t make out.
My bro does that "Hoya" thing all the time, and I usually find it so annoying, but for some reason, when Lexy did it at 18:01...
I had to cover my mouth to keep myself from laughing, so my dog wouldn't start barking, and freak out my mom.😆
Fun times in this house.
17:42 YES! My sister is a graphic designer and when C0vid hit, she (like everyone else) was trying to find a job from home. Our mom was helping her. She told my sister about a place called Pinch A Penny. (It’s a pool supply shop in our city) And my sister was SO MAD at their name & their logo, she literally refused to go into the store then emailed them and said she’d make them a new logo for $20. She was THAT worked up about how terrible their design is. (Which as a fellow graphic designer, I admit it’s pretty pathetic) They never got back to her & we all say they’re salty that she legit said “your logo is pointless and kept me from knowing what your store even is. You need help with it if you actually wanna bring in customers, especially during a damn pandemic in Fl summer heat” before offering her $100+ services for a cheap $20. You gotta love your siblings during their kindest and bluntest moments cuz damn, are they entertaining! 😂
@14:00 It is vertical and animal scientific names.
Squamata = Lizards
Crocodilia = Crocodiles.
Teststudine = Turtles
Sphenodonts = Tuataras (Related to lizards)
Tuatara just be doing their own thing lol
At 1:40, I am proud to not only live in that city, but be able to walk around and see crappy design like that. Just go walking in Auckland and you will see what I mean. I spotted 3 the other day when walking at local beach
children don't count as crappy design
@@comradekatyusha what are you talking about
Oh yeah, they always forget to double-check signage
I mean, i'm not from auckland but around where i live (In the north island still) there's a bunch of store signs missing letters at the end/have spelling mistakes lmao
16:50 You know Lexi's eyes are bad when something that's obviously a fire hydrant is mistaken for a chicken
6:42 “This door is for entrance and exit to this building ONLY. Use of this door in an alternative manner is punishable by fine, apprehension by the SCP Foundation, and contract into the next biggest cartoon television show.”
14:14 They’re Reptile orders, Lexi. It’s Latin. Sphenodontia (Tuataras), Testudines (turtles), Crocodilia (crocodilians), and Squamata (snakes and lizards)
YES! I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else knew this :)
3:30 lol Lexi called me out. I love ending my day with Emkay
12:56 It's a seeing eye exam. Occasionally you'll see ones where anyone who has tried to read an eye exam... (chart? Poster, with letters.) as if it read out to actually say something, might get a giggle out of it. I guess. It's just poorly made out due to bad spacing and too many words/letters. That's my guess.
14:22 reading vertically, translated from scientific speak: Reptile, reptile, crocodile, scaled reptile.
i was searching for the comment that knew, thank you
It's more accurately read as "tuatara, turtles, crocodilians, reptiles".
14:05 it's basically telling you which animals there are, I'm guessing? Sphenodontia are tuataras, Testudines are turtles and Crododila are crocodiles. I don't know what the last one means, but I think that's what it could be.
Be right back im gona google it
Ok i just googled it
Squamata - Wikipedia
Squamata is the largest order of reptiles, comprising lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenians .
Solution to the encyclopedias: paint over them.
Either a perfect globe or emphasize the flaws making it look like the world is glitching
This video was awesome thank you for uploading so often it always helps when I'm bored!
Mori
9:31 looking at how old that label is, I would say that this used to simply be black text on white fabric, and that the white fabric simply discolored over the amount of times the black garment was washed. That's not crappy design; that's wear and tear.
(And it's just the standard label telling you to not dry clean it, iron at low temperature, and so on.)
It doesn’t look worn enough to have been white, but it could have been black text on a grey tag
Edit: I mean unless those jeans let out a lot of colour, I guess a white tag could technically be discoloured after one wash
your humor is amazing lexi
These replies are filled with bots
Yes I do agree
@nikolas the bumblebee i agree
@@plushmariogaming yea it is i wish the bots will go away
@@whoamiwhatarewhenarewedowh4823 same here too
3:15 that’s what heated bathroom tiles are for. They’re amazing
2:00
I have seen many impossible objects in my life.
And this, by far is the most impossible one of them all.
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6:34 Lexi : "There's a negative two and a half!?"
Me : there isn't 1 to 3 floors lol
1:50 you know things are getting bad when you actually have the normal looking version of the toy yourself and you still prefer this one because it looks dead and the original haunts your dreams
11:53 don't you also hate when you are piping macarons and they turn into chocolate chip cookies in the oven
13:48 Reptile people will know this one. Those are “orders” and some say, “families” or “groups” of reptiles.
0:12 Unless the thirsty person is Bear Grylls.
Gdansk: (has the same pronounciation in both Polish and English)
English-to-polish translators: let's give the A an accent line!
"Why would you need the OFF setting for your fridge?"
...
You never had too deep-clean your refrigerator, did you?
I can't stop laughing at 9:01 they both just look so disgruntled that their graphic is awful
"Tumblr is a really lonely place." I have 25k active followers and have been on there for 12 years. It's not lonely AT ALL.
“Them’s the rules. Nero decrees it so.”
Lexi 2021
i've fallen asleep to around 2 1/2 hours worth of emkay videos 2 weeks ago
Emkay makes my day (that rhymed)
I take a lot of screenshots from these vids and send them to my boyfriend and bestie. Have a great day!
ive seen the toxin removal ad on tumblr so many times, its probably one of the more cursed ads iv seen there. ive seen plenty weird and funny ones, but this one is absolutely cursed
5:06
Satan: just wanna say, I’m a really big fan.
9:18 "If he shrugs, the whole country has to do math again." That one cracked me up
Lexy: Any wall is nice
Me, a german: **thinks about the berlin wall**
16:25 it's like the classic "started from the bottom now you're here" that's arranged
Here
Now You're
Bottom
From the
Started
🎵🎶I STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND NOW I'M RICH🎶🎵
7:07 the fridge at my Nana's house has the same adjustment layout. We just don't touch it ever lol
I watch you for two reasons
1:the videos are entertaining
2:all the reading makes me fall asleep
Lexi those are classifications for animals.
Testudines- turtles tortoises
Crocodilia- crocodiles alligators
Sphenodontia- the New Zealand tuatara lizard
Squamata- scaled reptiles e.g.: snakes and scaled lizards, meaning all lizards except for newts and salamanders, which have skin.
Hope this helps.
12:54 He said "you need to change your pants" Just after I actually farted, I'm Spooked
She*
Ashens' Couch ????? really ???!!!! Oh Lexi, I'm now crushin' hard, but we both have lives, just know that there is love for you out in the cold cruel world.
16:50
Straight hair, straight A's, straight forward, straight path, I don't cut corners-
Hmm... not sure about that one
10:30 6639 hours is 39.5 weeks. I hope it’s a day-night cycle.
7:23 you can turn off cooling on most modern refrigerators because it's a demonstration mode. essentially it's cheaper to make all of them the exact same, the store just pulls one, plugs it in and puts it in demonstration mode so it's completely functional in every other way, it just wont cool down (it also allows them to sell the floor model).
Had the weirdest moment of brain failure, and had to reread this twice… But, yeah, it makes sense.
15:42 i think there should be a sub-genre of modern art that's similar to the Found Object theme to describe this kind of home design failure (and i thought our house with power sockets placed UPSIDE DOWN in the kitchen were the strangest instances of r/NotMyJob 9_9)
16:15 It is for this reason I can't read the road-written text properly: "AHEAD STOP". Okay. Ahead, I will stop.
0:31 i thought this looked familier then i saw west coast racers then realized that it's Six Flags Magic Mountain, my home park which has the most roller coasters in the world
the thing in the left lane of the running track is clearly a fire hydrant. The "chicken feet" is the steel chain keeping people from messing with it.
I purchased a big box of random Pokemon figures and I was excited about it. However when it arrived, all of them were demented small marble sized figures directly from China.
Useless but fun. Like me! - A quote that I'm going to use way to much
4:33 When half of your country isn't grounded
1:45
I had that creepy fairy doll when I was younger, and holy crap they scared the living hell out of me. I think they’re sitting somewhere in my basement, hidden in the depths among the boxes upon boxes of toys.
Hey, lexi, fun fact: those four Latin words that were crappily designed up to down? Yeah those are apparently the names of the four families of reptile.
Thank God you posted this I’ve honestly been staring at it for a half hour trying to figure it out. Unfortunately that brings up another question- what on earth do you advertise with four Latin words for reptile? And how is a picture of a young schoolgirl related?
@@elizabethmiedema-hunt it could be an “educational poster” on a school wall, like for biology
"The Infinity Tree" not the sequel we were expecting... but it's the one we got.
The half may also refer to a "Half level" FE in a parking garage with offset floors or, as some buildings I've been to do, the platform halfway down a staircase.
Yes I have been to buildings where the elevators are behind the stairs. :)
Lol i watched this like 3 months ago and at the time thought "who tf falls asleep to youtube vids", but now i can't sleep without em
I blame Lexi for my strange new desire to make a snow-luigi for this winter, even tho i know i have none to the skills to build one and it would most likely fall apart.
edit: the clip is 15:35 so enjoy imagining a luigi made of snow.
Hi Lexi! My dog Ginger was groomed today! She got a bath, combing, tooth brushing, ear cleaning, and nail trim! She had a wonderful time at PetCo! She tried to immediately go back after we picked her up!
aw, i bet she loved it that much! she's probably very adorable :))
If you can't handwash it, and it does get washed, you probably need an autoclave, not a dishwasher!
Edit: The elevator at 6:10 probably has doors on both sides, which is also why the "half floors" are all on one side. Basically it got jammed in between two wings of a building that were built at different heights.
I do infact fall asleep to emkay every night
5:47 this almost made me choke on me noodles lol 🤣
The “half floors” are maintenance levels between the regular floors. I saw something like this in a hospital.
I suspect the negative floors are sub-basement levels.
for the Christmas tree remote at 10:17 I think the 6639H could mean 24 hours because 6+6=12 and 3+9=12 and then ofc 12+12=24......just a possibility
Lexi- highly flammable water
Me - you mean vodka
0:40 I saw this sign at a Six Flags a while ago
5:04 was probably aligned before someone ruined the dust covers.
6:26 Since the sign is in Swedish, R/L would be wrong.
And floor 5 1/2 is actually between floor 5 and 6, because the floors on either side of the elevator don't align perfectly.
8:07 Definitely batman
The problem with those ‘image across multiple book spines’ thing is that it relies on the print, cut and binding all being done consistently across every book and sometimes they just don’t quite get it right. It’s even more likely to fail if you get multiple different companies to do it. I bet if you lined up the coloured bands on those encyclopaedias then the image is probably mostly right.
16:45 don’t wish me but that’s a fire hydrant, another crappy design
12:20 this is the kind of images that needs three voices to read. one for each color choice
4:55. Ah yes! A fellow space nerd!!
Ah yes! A fellow fellow space nerd!
Ah yes! A fellow space nerd!!!
Ah yes! A fellow space nerd!!!!
16:20 See, this is my beef with the writing on the road to warn you of merging here in Aus. It says 'Form One Lane" but laid out exactly like that so it reads properly as "Lane One Form" and I think its stupid that anyone expected us to read it in the correct order since we aren't supposed to be driving with our eyes glued to one spot, meaning we are ALWAYS gonna see the whole thing at once.
2:40 I am reminded of the days in the US just before the clean water act was created (by Republicans, back in the days when preserving the environment was a non-partisan issue) when rivers would spontaneously catch fire because of all the chemical runoff and waste in them. *Now that was some very flammable water!!*
"You get is what Sweat what you." Never have truer words been spoken.