Lexi and Robin have to be the best presenters on this channel. They both go through all five stages of grief while reading these scripts, and listening to it is absolutely fantastic.
@@SkunkApe407omg someone else no offense to him but I just can’t stand to listen to a Damien-narrated video because his voice just annoys me for no reason
Ever notice how people with "Jesus take the wheel" bumper stickers always have the most damage to their cars? Not surprising, homeboy's blood is pure wine.
Lexi almost made me cry when she said she was legally blind, because I am too. I am in the early stage of glaucoma and it makes it hard to do normal things, of course I still have some vision, but it doesn’t make it any easier to walk around with a probing cane. I normally use Molly, my psychiatric service dog, to help me navigate. Luckily I do not need Braille, but I normally have people like my mom and my boyfriend to help me go places and read things like; menus, flight plans, etc. I tend to not go anywhere without them and I’m really glad I don’t need Braille, especially in a place like this.
I like to listen to Lexi videos and imagine her as a cartoon ala Looney Tunes or Animaniacs (including spontaneous props, or “acting out” the picture, like showing her rant at the chocolate company president )
"Chili's house of ribs: slow-smoked, tender ribs covered in 6 fantastic sauces of the 6 people we killed in our basement ! :D" Has to be one of my favourite quotes from this video
no matter what, lexi always manages to makes me laugh. Thank you lexi for all the hard days you have gotten me through. I know you probaly wont see this but still. I hope you go far
6:02 If you read this right it actually says "Beware Achvesu" to warn you of a mythical cteature called the Achvesu which will destroy all clearly readable signs to turn the world into chaos.
"I will come to your factory with three bagpipes and an accordion and I will not stop until you change your boxes." This is the best threat I've ever heard.
The reason behind the lighter color on the end of the broom is actually because each little strand is intentionally frayed. It makes each little bristle more like a tiny brush, that way they can reduce cost by not needing to put so many bristles in, and it's generally better at sweeping
I love Lexi, her voice sounds like she is friendly, y'know? Like she seems like the kinda person that wouldn't shit on my interests just cause they're cringe or something
Re: that restroom, I was once in a Sydney pub that had a long skinny hallway - maybe 3ft wide, _tops_ - to their Accessible restroom, which was at the very end...on the right-hand side. The corridor was literally too narrow to turn my chair. I wound up having to use the normal toilets, because they were literally more accessible than the Accessible one.
17:16 - ok but my dad's first language is French and growing up he'd often say "close the lights" instead of "turn off the lights" bc of it being a mistranslation and... None of us ever correcting him bc we thought it was endearing lol 😅
@@starstrikefuck Yeah. She's a trans woman! I'm pretty sure she didn't get surgery to change her voice to be more feminine so she can maintain the type of voice she uses on youtube and things.
@@christinewhoyt And Id totally canoodle Lexi because personality and intelligence are far sexier than socio-typical vocal tonality and plumbing. Besides, great part of being bi, not being concerned with plumbing. My favorite configuration is the one I get to play with ;)
11:50 I visited a city that used trams as main public transport, *every single one has an ad on it* so I enjoyed just looking at them and they *always* had a strecht to fit thing, like this. So that was fun
The lovely Lexi returns! As always, the jokes, threats that sound like weird threats, and phrases when angry are amusing! Makes me want to start using a couple of them myself.
"I will come to your factory with 3 Bagpipes and an Accordion" XD I'm laughing so hard my mom thought that I was choking on a french fry. (part of my lunch)
It’s been a while since this video was uploaded, but for anyone wondering about the tissues pack with spring written on it, the text is in french. It basically just describe the product. But the actual crappy design is an english word.
10:55 That's French. I am French and I'll try to translate it. (I am not fluent in French, it was my second language) 10 tissues • 4 soft folds & resistance Edit: I'm getting way better at French now. Still need a translator to help me sometimes though :)
I'm also French and I think they wanted to say "Spring" ? That's the only thing that seems to fit. And you translated correctly what was written below the crappy design :) (but I think "4 soft and resistants folds" would be better ^^)
@@JamesCharIes Well I'm glad you're enjoying it :D ! Congratulations for your progress :) It's okay if you struggle with it, French is a complicated language ^^"' Yeah, I understand it, my mom says we have italian origins 'cause her grandfather was born in Corsica before it became french but I don't speak a word of italian x)
@@coraline1973 Lol, the funny thing is I've been learning French since I was 3, I mostly struggle with French grammar and spelling but I'm getting better
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"Hi sexy,i'm Lexi"
BREAKING NEWS: Deppresion rate drops to 0%
Aww, Lexie has the best positive effects of peope, huh?
Me: zdfergnervojn-wha-what?
I still have depression
Yes
Lexi has single handedly cured my depression
Lexi: “Remember kids, don’t Jesus and drive.”
She’s right if you do you’ll end up with him.
She?
No Lexi is trans she goes by pronouns she or her
I remember a if this man could talk, so many of you could go to jail...
...and here that man is
She?
Her channel is none of my concern
Lexi and Robin have to be the best presenters on this channel. They both go through all five stages of grief while reading these scripts, and listening to it is absolutely fantastic.
You forgot Damien. He is good too
@@Stabbingparrot he's fine, but his voice can wear on my nerves sometimes. Definitely not his fault, I'm just weird.
@@SkunkApe407omg someone else
no offense to him but I just can’t stand to listen to a Damien-narrated video because his voice just annoys me for no reason
What about Jack? He's great too! Especially when he randomly starts singing 😂
@@greenapple9477 Jack is definitely great, but Lexi and Robin are my faves. Jack completes the Holy Trinity, though.
Lexi: “Puppies are better, fight me”
God I love her attitude, and completely agree with her
Her...
it sounds like a him even though her name is lexi or is that just an accent
@@user-dt3of5gr2f Lexi is a trans woman. Meaning she was a guy and now is a woman, that’s why I call Lexi a her. Also Lexi’s pronouns are she/her
@@kainailo7608 ok I thought so.
@@kainailo7608 good to know it's really nice to know exactly what she is as a person for respect reasons
And that's why my gf's nickname is puppy
I love how all the narrators have little phrases that rhyme with their names meanwhile poor Robins just like "sup"
"What's up, I'm Robin you"
What’s poppin I’m robin
get this to 69 likes and if it did NICE
“What’s throbbin, I’m Robin”
"Whats poppin, im Robin"
Ever notice how people with "Jesus take the wheel" bumper stickers always have the most damage to their cars?
Not surprising, homeboy's blood is pure wine.
As someone who doesn't believe in any kind of religion, i agree.
my social studies teacher pointed out that Jesus lived before cars so he couldn’t drive, therefore asking him to drive is pointless
@@wannabewyvern this is with no doubt the best comment ive seen.
Jesus would been a pretty bad driver tbh, he turned his blood into wine, he has no experience with driving, and he'd always floor it.
"I didn't expect crappy design to make my insomnia worse, but here we are"
You and me both, Lexi. You and me both.
"I will come to your factory with 3 bagpipes and an accordian, DO NOT TEST ME."
Best line
Hebert: *puts dog designs on their chocolate*
Lexi: So you have chosen....bagpipes.
And ONE accordion.
yes
Chocolate is poisonous to dogs. See Theobromide
Anyone else wanna see that
Yes, all of us want to see it.
"What's up sexy, I'm lexi." just sounds like a good way to introduce yourself to guys on tinder.
it does
Jovan Carl he sounds gay
@@Mopsspoof that's a woman.
@@Mopsspoof how do you identify gay sounds, he sounds like a normal man, a bit squeaky tho (until I read through the comment section)
well good news. she can. possibly will some day too if she uses it.
‘Incompetent Rutabaga’ is my new go-to insult, thanks Lexi! ♥️
Lexi's voice is calming. She just makes me so happy
Cant Lexi be a guys name, or is that just a girl with a low bass voice
Idk but I think Lexi is a trans woman (male to female, or MTF)
YES LEXI IS A GAIRL !!!
@@teddybear9544 gailr is a new world and I like it
@@theimprovisor8998 girl
Nobody:
Lexi: wHo aPpRovEd tHis
Right as I read this, Lexi said it.
Bfi 8 hff c7
Me: canlung
And the other members of emkay too
Owo
"Incredibly caffeinated German sneeze" caught me off guard
*sneezes on german*
@@NotEmilio nonono don't you dare
haha im german
*haha i had coffee*
Haaaaatschiiiiii
@@themaninyourcabinet8438 interessiert niemanden
The best part of the last one is the fact that Lexi is exactly the kind of person to have three bagpipes and an accordion
"WHAT IS THIS FOR?! CHIBI ENDERMEN?!"
*priceless*
"What's up sexy, I'm lexi!" Me: *Completly caught off guard and happy*
I love that part
@@user-dw1es8nk2l what
@@definitelynotchris what
@@user-dw1es8nk2l your name says 15 years ago and it confused me
@@definitelynotchris ok
"Sounds like an incredibly caffeinated german sneeze (9:30)"
Me being german drinking coffee at 1am be like....
I the 100th like
That was hilarious, I legit sprayed coffee out my nose when I heard that (just FYI I'm a quarter German)
Did you happen to sneeze
Why is the thought of Lexi with three bag pipes and an accordion being a one person band so genuinely terrifying to me
I love how a Lexi threat is them showing up with annoying musical instruments. Lexi, you're beautiful. Never change. ❤💛💚💙💜
Her*: **says I’m sexy**
Me: **Holding back tears** “T...Thank you”
just a note, Lexi's a she!
J Neemeyer really?
@@whereswaldo1630 yeah, check her welcome video on her channel
_WHAT_
@@pieflower6419 i think he's transgender
*all of lexi’s insults catch me off guard like a tumblr post saying that someone’s bones are hungry but they won’t be for long*
that's essentially my entire chaos brand
The bones have been APPEASED
"Flip the design on the other side so they all line up, *you incompetent rutabaga*" X'D
@@TheLexikitty you're hilarious, and you're my favorite emkay narrator
You go,girl! Managed to make me laugh this evening
When Lexi said "And now for our feature presentation" I had VHS flashsbacks-
THX NOISES INTENSIFY
Hello fellow cassettier!
Alternative title: Lexi asks "Who approved this?!" for 20 minutes
"Honk Love If You Jesus"
*he is speaking the language of Gods*
Why, you are correct.
i’m disappointed in myself. I read that as “Honk if you love jesus”.
i hate myself.
@@justanonion3781 Same
Is this some christian joke that i'm to muslim to understand?
Mirage is this some Christian joke I’m to atheist to understand
“What’s up sexy? Im Lexi”, it almost has the same energy as “What’s up cuties?”
I WAS THINKING THAT!
+ "hi beautiful"
yesssss fainted
You watch fainted
Yes!! Fainted is getting attention
Lexi almost made me cry when she said she was legally blind, because I am too. I am in the early stage of glaucoma and it makes it hard to do normal things, of course I still have some vision, but it doesn’t make it any easier to walk around with a probing cane. I normally use Molly, my psychiatric service dog, to help me navigate. Luckily I do not need Braille, but I normally have people like my mom and my boyfriend to help me go places and read things like; menus, flight plans, etc. I tend to not go anywhere without them and I’m really glad I don’t need Braille, especially in a place like this.
I now really want to see Lexi angrily playing bagpipes outside a chocolate factory
Not enough to let poor dogs get harmed tho
She should watch out, some chocolate factories have creepy singing animatronics outside
“You incompetent rutabaga” is the best insult I’ve ever heard-
when I heard that I was just like "What is our overlord coming up with these days?"
@Jim Jewers 5:58
someone once called me a "dense undercooked cabbage that tastes like donkey sh*t"
Yeah I know, I might use that next time my dad buys me the wrong soda...or next time I receive the wrong order from the pizza place
I could use that the next time my dad forgets something at the grocery store
As someone who has a German bff, I can say that, yes her sneezes sound like "IkIcH"
As someone who is German, I can confirm, that’s how my sneezes sound
Has someone who is like 50 percent German I cannot confirm.
As someone with German people in their family I can confirm that is what their sneezes sound like
your friend: thats just a slap to the face
me: omi 😂😂 (omi= oh my irene, i watched aphmau ever since first ep of minecraft diaries)
DAS KONSULAT HAT BESCHLOSSEN SIE MIT DER TODESSTRAFE ZU BESTRAFEN AUFGRUND VON MEINUNGSFREIHEIT
I’m sorry but “Extreme Commute Two: RoadKill Boogaloo” has thrown me for a loop and its all I’ve been thinking of for the past minute-
i love lexis attitude like she gets so into what she’s reading and is so funny about it too
"Diseased moist lung slime"
Is the best description i've ever heard for spit
@Eric Burkheimer you are the only one who had thought that
welp, Lexie is Lexie-
Lexi is hilarious
Lexi: *just talks*
Me: your voice just makes me so happy-
Yes
I know right!
Her voice is so fun to listen to ngl,
ye. lexie is the best.
Yes
ye so cheerful even tho it's a cursed smthn
this reminds me
I have a bracelet that says "CANDy" yes, the 'y' is lowercase and the 'cand' is uppercase
The phrase "whats up sexy im, Lexi" always makes my day
Why are you in my local area there is at yeast another option
Last time the designs were this crappy I fell in and had to pull myself out.
Me:*starts to read another comment* ...wait, uhhhh, huh-wha-hu-what... what did I just read?
"Hey sexy I'm Lexi" that's the first time I got called sexy
Yeah, compliments are nice once in awhile.
Same sexy
that didn't hit close to home, it literally crashed throught the window and hit me straight in the face.
@@GhostKrow_ why did i laugh at this comment
I like to listen to Lexi videos and imagine her as a cartoon ala Looney Tunes or Animaniacs (including spontaneous props, or “acting out” the picture, like showing her rant at the chocolate company president )
If she was a cartoon she'd probably be a pink cat
6:28 Oh damn, didn't know Battle Cats had a collab event with Pokémon
Me neither
FunFacts: the word "long" is shorter than the word "short"
R/techniclly the truth
_yes_
funfact: this link th-cam.com/video/RjYWQvGNoPQ/w-d-xo.html is not a rickroll
everyone knows that, don't think you're special because you know that
Ya don't say
this video is the first time i was called "sexy" and that is sad
@Atreyaa yea, I'm 13
Someone else will call you sexy sometime don’t worry your sexy little ass off
This is the only time I'll ever be called sexy
@@lord__pasta same
It’s okay, nobody calls me sexy either so I do it myself ❤️
10:16 that QUUANNNK caught me so off guard and I have been laughing myself to death for the last 20 minutes
15:08
In Russia, you don't eat blanket, blanket eat you
I tried to read this with the worst Russian accent I use for a fictional character whos actually Norwegian
"Chili's house of ribs: slow-smoked, tender ribs covered in 6 fantastic sauces of the 6 people we killed in our basement ! :D" Has to be one of my favourite quotes from this video
What about 3 bagpipes and an accordion.
Yes, I Jesus
DØTI Yes, am to jesus
Here before this comment blows up for no reason
Do not jesus
Finally a comment that's first and is related to the video
H A H A
"Three bagpipes and an accordion" is the most threatening threat I have ever heard
Everybody in the factory:
AHHHHHHH
Me, loving those instruments humming:
I think the problem is that he can’t play them
As someone who is blind I am glad that Lexi knows how it feels to have printed Braille instead of actual Braille.
I too know how that feels...
Smooth
Yes and no. Depends on the surface that's it's on.
I... What?
@@Shiuki21 you cheeky son of a gun
how how are you reading and writing if your blind
“Honk love if you Jesus”
- A British woman trying to find Jesus
@JTB that is exactly what they said
JTB Dummy*
no matter what, lexi always manages to makes me laugh. Thank you lexi for all the hard days you have gotten me through. I know you probaly wont see this but still. I hope you go far
u/wingsoverpyrrhia
*ah, I see your a man of culture as well*
Yes
6:02 If you read this right it actually says "Beware Achvesu" to warn you of a mythical cteature called the Achvesu which will destroy all clearly readable signs to turn the world into chaos.
Underrated comment
SOON
Oh
no
he got the
comments
to!
i am confused... What?
"I will come to your factory with three bagpipes and an accordion and I will not stop until you change your boxes."
This is the best threat I've ever heard.
Yes
I will not hesitate to join her
Ngl, same.
"IKICH - Sounds like an incredibly caffeinated German sneeze"
- Lexi, August 2020
"hey sexy, im lexi"
my depression:adios
About that thumbnail...
**why does draco malfoy have transparent socks**
Why did you bring this into the light
The reason behind the lighter color on the end of the broom is actually because each little strand is intentionally frayed. It makes each little bristle more like a tiny brush, that way they can reduce cost by not needing to put so many bristles in, and it's generally better at sweeping
7:29
It’s cannon, Lexi has a license to kill.
Who dies first
7:15
Rhinestone Lip Arnour: 130 Gold
+2 protection
+1 damage to antivax
-15 intelligence
11:17 here in germany, we call it "Wassereis" wich litterally(?) translates to water ice. But it is in a small and thin bag.
Wassereis ist Beste 👌
Whalla beschte.
@@soso4202was that supposed to translate to water ice cream?-
Thumbnail: Toilet
Title: Crappy Design
*M a k e s M e T h i n k*
CrappyToilets
8:40 it actually was supposed to warn people that drugs kill, that's ehy there is a coffin there
But it says “death do us apart” which is said weddings I think
4:38 that onesie would fit a smaller version of a character from human fall flat
I love Lexi, her voice sounds like she is friendly, y'know? Like she seems like the kinda person that wouldn't shit on my interests just cause they're cringe or something
“With your third leg dangling in fro- Oh I can't make that joke? Oh..oh, sorry!”
Lexi, we love you-
The "run while scratching your bum" one so reminded me of Murdoc from Gorillaz
"hey Robin do you wanna cover this one?" sent me flying
Re: that restroom, I was once in a Sydney pub that had a long skinny hallway - maybe 3ft wide, _tops_ - to their Accessible restroom, which was at the very end...on the right-hand side. The corridor was literally too narrow to turn my chair.
I wound up having to use the normal toilets, because they were literally more accessible than the Accessible one.
The immediate voice change after reading "Candy Sucks" 😂
Ah, yes. Withered Chica rubber duck. We meet again.
Also, I think that one was supposed to say "spring"
Yes. And it also wasn't crappydesign because they were stickers that were like that to save space on the sheet.
"He probably eats hotdogs on hamburger buns" hey it's not my fault I run out of bread and the only thing left is hamburger buns
17:16 - ok but my dad's first language is French and growing up he'd often say "close the lights" instead of "turn off the lights" bc of it being a mistranslation and... None of us ever correcting him bc we thought it was endearing lol 😅
That bathroom is literally a _crappy design_
Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely
Random facts: Yakuza isn't a OSU like game (it's a fighting game for people who only watches the meme)
Omg, your name and your profile picture made me snort.
@Felix ciafuk he would be too powerful to be left alive.
Hey dio, Do you know this? th-cam.com/video/RjYWQvGNoPQ/w-d-xo.html
I really loved Lexy's commentary, she's so funny!
lexy is a girl?
@Lejla The drunken One Oh, thank you for clarifying! I was confused for a moment until i read the comments lol
@@starstrikefuck Yeah. She's a trans woman! I'm pretty sure she didn't get surgery to change her voice to be more feminine so she can maintain the type of voice she uses on youtube and things.
@@GalacticRainestorm and she's still valid since even cis woman can have a deep voice. one of my mom's friend has a deep voice.
@@christinewhoyt And Id totally canoodle Lexi because personality and intelligence are far sexier than socio-typical vocal tonality and plumbing. Besides, great part of being bi, not being concerned with plumbing. My favorite configuration is the one I get to play with ;)
11:50 I visited a city that used trams as main public transport, *every single one has an ad on it* so I enjoyed just looking at them and they *always* had a strecht to fit thing, like this. So that was fun
10:49 is french. Also it spells out 'Spring' even though though all other words on it are French.
9:30
"Sounds like a german sneeze"
Me a german person:
*Dieing of laughing*
Jup thats how we sneeze😂👌🏻
Genau so und nicht anders
Ich niese eher wie eine epeleptische bombe.
Haha Nein Burrito your language is wrongito
Emkay posts: 😀
It's Lexi: 😊🥰
She calls me sexy: 🥰😍🤩😘😗☺😚😍☺😘😗
I love how I also have insomnia bc I have just been staying up for 4 days straight with only 10mins of sleep and I'm making cat ears
LOVED THE ENDING!! The bit about waiting outside the company with bagpipes was too funny!
Emkayre=Emkay-Flare
The Fiery Hand Pokèmon
Evolves from: Kember at level 16 ,Okaychar at level 36
Ability:FLAME BODY
Typing: [FIRE] [NORMAL]
Locations:
Discord.gg/Emkay
Move learnset:
Doubleslap[NORMAL]=Level 1
Ember[FIRE]=Level 8
Helping Hand[NORMAL]=Level 13
Force Palm[FIGHTING]=Level 15
Aura Sphere[FIGHTING]=Level 24
Flame Wheel[FIRE]=Level 29
Facade[NORMAL]=Level 33
Flamethrower[FIRE]=Level 36
Karate Chop[FIGHTING]=Level 40
Outrage[DRAGON]=Level 48
Flame Blast[FIRE]=Level 60
Blast Burn[FIRE]=Level 75
Base Stats=
95 HP
90 Attack
80 Defense
100 Sp.Atk
90 Sp.Def
110 Speed
Effort Values= 2 Speed,1 Sp.Atk
Ah, a speedy special attacker, I see you are a man of culture.
@@cristhianmunoz7025 He can also run Physical attacks!
@@cristhianmunoz7025 Facade should be his normal type Signature move because......he's a hand
@@pocaitul78nr1 Forcepalm too, not STAB but, he's a hand
@@cristhianmunoz7025 Yeah,that makes a lot of sense,facade involves the user *SLAPPING* The foe,atleast that is for Slaking
I love Lexi's Voice, it's just nice to listen too. can anyone relate?
YES IT SOUNDS SO ENERGETIC
I LOVE HEEERRR
lexi's voice makes me so happy omfkfllfl
"you incompetent rutabega" is arguably the best insult I have ever heard
Yoooo poster of the 19:23 here. @Emkay you freaking legend you covered my picture! Rock on Lexi!
"Puppies are better, fight me" I dont know what you like eating but I'm gonna stick to my chocolate
hol' up
@@TheLexikitty You tryna eat puppies?
Oh Lexi, we all did the Shrek. He wanted us deep in his smelly swamp between his mountainside
2:30
4 + -0.008 is not 4.992
I think their daughter found another hidden message entirely.
"Bewasu achhverf" sounds strangely like a harry potter spell
Bewasu achhverf= wingardium leviosa
Avada kadavra
"Honk Love If You Jesus" Gives off the same energy as "Please Do Not The Cat"
Edit: Changed "Pleases" to "Please"
This channel is so awesome!
I smile every time i hear lexi's voice
7:46 my school has a AC like that directly over my desk...Great placement choice
Hello, Roman-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry I can't do my work, my fuckin got blown away again
The lovely Lexi returns! As always, the jokes, threats that sound like weird threats, and phrases when angry are amusing! Makes me want to start using a couple of them myself.
"I will come to your factory with 3 Bagpipes and an Accordion" XD I'm laughing so hard my mom thought that I was choking on a french fry. (part of my lunch)
Bro i frigging love Lexi’s voice it’s just so energetic-
It’s been a while since this video was uploaded, but for anyone wondering about the tissues pack with spring written on it, the text is in french. It basically just describe the product. But the actual crappy design is an english word.
10:55 That's French. I am French and I'll try to translate it. (I am not fluent in French, it was my second language) 10 tissues • 4 soft folds & resistance
Edit: I'm getting way better at French now. Still need a translator to help me sometimes though :)
I'm also French and I think they wanted to say "Spring" ? That's the only thing that seems to fit.
And you translated correctly what was written below the crappy design :) (but I think "4 soft and resistants folds" would be better ^^)
@@coraline1973 I'm getting better at French and it's honestly fun, I still struggle with it but the funny thing is that my family comes from France.
@@JamesCharIes Well I'm glad you're enjoying it :D !
Congratulations for your progress :)
It's okay if you struggle with it, French is a complicated language ^^"'
Yeah, I understand it, my mom says we have italian origins 'cause her grandfather was born in Corsica before it became french but I don't speak a word of italian x)
@@coraline1973 Lol, the funny thing is I've been learning French since I was 3, I mostly struggle with French grammar and spelling but I'm getting better
Thank
6:01 "You incompetent rutabaga" is my new favourite insult.
Lexie does not fail to surprise me every day.