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The one with the overpriced Food. That's one of the few times in which a Karen is useful
idk why but reading this made me think of uber eats but for karens where people that are too nervous to argue about something that is wrong can order a karen to their location and the karen then argues for them
Is it not obvious that the gratuity policy was there to incentivize parties of 6 or more to pay with one bill?
for “faking” a mental illness that i’m diagnosed with. they didn’t ask me at all, just banned me from the server.
Im sorry that happened to you
discord?
Did it happen to be the yandere simulator server?
Same story here. I’m sorry that I have abusive parents, anxiety, depression, and adhd. (I am not looking for sympathy, save it for someone how needs it.)
Well to be fair on the internet there's a lot of people who use mental illness as an excuse. The worst one are kids who self diagnosed with asperger syndrome
That blockbuster one had me rolling lmao
Nice pfp
@@burger116 Nice pfp
@@leftrightwhere5063 nice schlong dude
BDE
@@nassr8742 Nice color dude
When Buzzfeed had that "Women ask men Questions video" I responded to the question "why do I deserve to make 70¢ for every dollar you make?" With "Because you work at Buzzfeed."
😆
wait you get banned from a youtube channel? so does that mean you can't comment anymore on their videos?
Honestly that 70c seems generous if you ask me.
@@JacobJohnson-lh4gx Essentially.
Honestly, if we could enforce a Buzzfeed wage gap instead of a gender one I think the world would be a much better place
I was playing blackjack one day. Near the end of the shoe, the remaining cards were very rich in tens and aces; I placed a large bet, was dealt KK vs the dealer's 6 up, split the Ks and won both hands...and that's why I got banned.
Luck 10, Big Winner
You got banned for card counting in a situation that it was painfully obvious what cards were left, even if you weren't actually counting? Sounds silly.
lmao they were salty asf
At least you got the $$$$$.
Casinos don’t like people who win too much. That puts their building in danger
My teenaged cousin took me to the carnival fun house. He noticed that there was a metal plate that banged really loud when you stepped on it so he decided that I should stomp on it as many times as possible. Carnie run in screaming at us to stop. My cousin told him to gf himself. FU was thrown around and 8yr old me just watched. Got kicked out and we were banned for life. Two years later I tried getting on and the carnie recognized me and just looked at me. Didn’t stop me but he knew who I was.
Good thing he didn't stop you, you were only 8 when the incident happened! Probably kept an eye on you in case though.
I am banned from r/Askreddit, because someone did ask for reddits most offensive jokes. I told the most offensive joke i knew, the rest can be underetand by context. I think that just proves that i gave the fella what he asked for
@David Koen my comment was removed, but i can Tell you the Joke
I hate it when my partner is swearing during sex
I mean who wants to hear that kind of lnguage, especially from a child?!
The Joke is from jimmy carr. Check him out
What did the homeless kid get for xmas?
Cancer!
@@misscyanic2484 nice one 👍
@@120gerruhepuls Welcome to reddit ! Also if your comment was removed a couple of hours later and not instantly, then it may still be possible to read it 👀 So I would still ask for the link to it or just the post
A couple years ago, someone accused me of having stolen something from a store and they put my picture up on the wall along with the other banned customers. I didn't really care as I had only been to this store three times since they opened. This happened the same day I had gotten a hair cut short and my face clean shaven. Last week, over two years years later, I think it's been so long that they don't care anymore and go back into the store, my hair having grown down to the top of my chest and back which also covers up my hearing aids, my face sporting a decent amount of regrow facial hair, and I was wearing a new pair of glasses. I made my purchase no problem and the very bored-looking cashier mentioned if I was the person in the ban wall, since I was also wearing the same hat but it had gone from black and new, to faded and ratty af. I nodded and he promptly took my picture off the wall and threw it out, He told me not to worry, he doesn't get paid enough to care about who's banned and who's not, and thinks that the idea of putting a banned person picture on the wall is a stupid as the boss who put it in place who had retired.
4:05 "Not being as cool as bears"🤣
I remember 2 of my cousins got kicked out and banned for life in Macy's.
I think it was about 4 years ago when I heard the store. My aunt told me and my mom how my cousins just kept on going the escalator and down the elevator (or the other way around idk). An employee was trying to stop them and they just kept doing their thing. Eventually the employee got them and took them to the manger. Needless to say they got kicked out and were banned for life. And this was in the mall, so basically everyone knew who they were. One of my cousins moved to Oregon and when I visited him, he got banned at another place (idk where but he told me he just got banned).
I was a mod on a minecraft server a while back. Someone on it got banned for killing an excessive amount of people that had full diamond while he only had a stone sword. It wasn't intended as a pvp server, but I must admit that guy had some extreme talent
If you die by a stone sword in full diamond armor then it's a worthy kill lol
unless he was going after kids who don't know how to fight back
@@kyle18934 most of them were pretty young, but it's not like they didn't know how to play the game
@@theproapple9904 fair. Then again when I started playing minecraft, I just blew people up with tnt. I wasn't good at fighting... so I had to use other methods
"The sin of the father is the cosine of the daughter"
I don't know to give a thumb up or face palmed
Well this is one I can’t relate to. As of yet, never been banned anywhere online or in person. Don’t know whether to feel proud or ashamed.
I'm going with proud. You can always change it later but once it's done you can't go back.
You should try being active in multiple subreddits. You're going to get permabanned from a couple of them within a week. Not because of you, but because reddit is ruled by powerhungry egoistical 12 year olds.
Get a Twitter, publish literally ANY opinion. At least a few will block you.
I’ve done all of these and still haven’t gotten banned yet.
@@hopperhelp1 doubt it
Imagine telling parents not to bring their kids TO CHURCH, I wouldn't go after being asked that either, not only over something so trivial but also because one of the largest reasons for going to church is to find salvation. Imagine being told to stop bringing your kid towards salvation.
@@bigjohn4445 I can agree fully, I just feel as though such a decision as asking someone not to bring their kid just because of an outburst from a child is outrageous. I'm sure not every church has is the same but most of my experiences with different churches involves plenty of screaming/crying babies so it just rubs me the wrong way how that preacher acted
@@MageMalice guessing it wasn't the first time +/o the parents weren't taking it seriously.
@@bigjohn4445 yea, but you don't need to band them. Maybe suspend them for a few Sundays, but even so.
Now I see the issue, the kid had "conflicting beliefs" and the pastor didn't want to deal with people who were going to be "difficult".
You guys being more worried about parents being "barred" from taking their kids to church and "teaching little brats respect" and not WHAT the fuck that priest said tho...
16:51 Art changes over time. What was considered publishers' gold in the early 20th century can easily be considered garbage today. What a caveman considered a masterpiece clay tablet, today is of purely archeological interest.
High art is all about money laundering/tax evasion anyway, and commercial art is all about marketing and consumerism. There is no correlation between sales volume and actual artistic value.
22:00 Is anyone else reminded of the That 70’s show episode where they drive to Canada for beer, and hide the one guy in the trunk. When the boarder patrol open the trunk he happily says “You found me! You win a beer!”
I have dozens of stories. My favorite was on the Food Babe FB page. She had a post about loving your chicken, so I linked to the Chicken Fucker episode of South Park.
I was watching a different ask Reddit video and one of the responses was that somebody got arrested for f****** chickens the wife would hold down the chickens while the husband went at it also the chickens were still alive.
@@bland9876 that's pretty messed up.
I had a joking convo about this subject when I realized... he knew too many details about it. I avoided that guy after that. 😂🐓😭
@@bland9876 that's nasty. Those poor chickens
@@kyle18934 I read that in Cleveland's voice from family Guy th-cam.com/video/DbaPD2GmQ5Q/w-d-xo.html
Let’s just say that streamers don’t appreciate me keeping them hydrated.... with 200 hydrate redeems... that’s why you don’t set hydrate to 100 points
That's awsome lol
I wrote "Okay, I guess you are my little pogchamp. Come here." as a joke. I got permanently banned from that place. For writing that.
I got banned from a TF2 community server for saying “OwO what’s this? Let’s have a little looksie...” in a loli voice to a trolldier who failed to market garden me.
Good times.
@@CRRNCRW that's epic
Rightfully banned, as the quote originally starts with "ugh, fine", not "okay".
What was the place, though? A library? And how did you write it? With spray paint?
The first story and I’m already hooked. Dang
That gruitity thing was some serious bull though. Being kicked out for recognizing the extortion sounds almost like a reward
feelsrepublicanman
Why is everyone getting banned from Canada
Canada has standards and doesn't want obnoxious or drunk people ruining the country.
@@andiward7068 Clearly they just don't want foreign competition.
@@andiward7068 Tell that to Canadians.
we may be nice, but we have standards here
I ruined a real life friendship by semi accident and got banned from a stream chat. Back when playstation had livestreams that weren't game related I clicked a random "hang out" stream (like 20 other viewers). I was being nice and the two people were talking to me and enjoying my comments and jokes. When one of them (a woman) left to use the bathroom I couldn't help but troll. She came back and I said "omg why would you say something so terrible". Her: "what did he say?" Me: "he said your not very attractive but at least your an easy gal to get with so he will probably tap that rear tonight". She got super upset. He denied it but other people in the chat white knighted him further legitimizingmy claim (no idea why, they had to know it was a lie). She called him a creap, said their not friends anymore and to never talk to her again and left. Banned from chat then stream ended and never saw him stream again...😬
10:00 didn't feel bad for the woman, juts his friend for being kicked out. That and the further actions confirm he does not deserve to be around women
Man that first story had me in stitches..and that guy almost got some too
10:55 it's not about the cake mix it's about the cake decorating I don't know why the ingredients of the cake matter you didn't say it was a cake baking forum a cake decorating forum.
Bloop I love your channel
you are first
@Logan Nissley oh my god I lost brain cells
Bloop what
A couple years ago, the minecraft factions server me and my friends played on was resetting. So we got together, pooled our money, and bought about 400 millions dollars worth of TNT. We covered a massive amount of space and when the minute countdown to the reset started, we lit it up and lagged out the entire server. It was hilarious to see everyone pooled back into the main lobbies asking what the heck happened lol. We were bragging about it and the mods eventually caught on so we all got temp banned for like two weeks
I have a good one! I was on a dating website, found this guy (let's call him L), he had a group of friends who always hang together at one of the houses (let's call the friend that lives there F). Well, after F decided to try hitting on me, I talked to L who basically said we were done (unrelated reason), so one day, as per usual, I'm hanging at F's house with L's group, and F's mum has a problem with me (basically, I asked F's 11-year-old sister to please move... or was it the other sister? when she was in front of the TV, apparently I was being rude), there were a couple other things as well but that's the one I remember, the other 2 incidents were just as minor, and after leaving the house that day I get a message from F's mum saying that I'm banned from the house... fine by me, the whole experience was just really weird anyway, I was about ready to leave the group (oh, did I mention this was all within a week?) The only bit of business I had left to do with the house is retrieve my Wii U, which was no problem - my dad went to pick it up, as well as all my games, and there was no fuss or hassle.
Tl:Dr got banned from a guy's house by his mum for minor things which could easily be fixed with a conversation or apology.
Damn that first one... really starting off strong...
I always marvel at stories of people getting in trouble at borders and airports because they're drunk and rowdy. Why drink that much? You're on a God damn international trip, why would you want to mess yourself up to the point where you're getting arrested SMH. If I have to fly, I have a drink or two, which puts me to sleep for most of the flight, but when I wake up I'm in the right state of mind to not get myself arrested.
I know right? It's not like the effects of alcohol are a well kept secret or something. Those idiots got what they deserve.
Because it's fun af
Well congratulations to you for living a squeaky clean & sober life.
@@misscyanic2484 i'm not "squeaky clean". I do like weed, but I don't get stoned to the point where I can't function. If I have to fly, I'll have 1 or 2 drinks to help me sleep through the flight, but not so much that I'm barfing on people or starting fights. I think the word I'm looking for is moderation.
@@inthedeadhours being locked in an airport jail/drunk tank is fun ? ? ?
I posted a question to one of the feminist discussion subs asking literally "Why are men expected to abide by traditional gender norms while women don't have to?" I explicitly pointed out that I wasn't trolling, because I was legitimately curious. I tried to be as polite as possible and pointed out some examples of men being expected to abide by 50s gender norms. My account was a few days old, but I built up karma and was able to post in most subs just fine. Shortly after that, I noticed nobody was replying to my posts and I wasn't getting any upvotes. I thought that was strange, because I was doing fine the night before. Eventually, I realized that none of my posts were showing up and my account was gone. I was able to login, and I never got notified that I was banned, but it was like I was wiped off the face of the earth. I don't know if my question was the reason, but it happened soon afterwards.
Tl:Dr feminists think respect for women means men don't deserve the same respect XD
@@coralmaynard4876 *feminazi. True feminists believe in equality for both (upgraded to all) genders. The whiny folks who think men must be cut down are no more feminist than the racist, sexist, classist homophobes are Christians.
@@andiward7068 I'm a Christian, and I can say true Christians believe in respecting all, something my mum has proven to believe in when she stood up for a lesbian girl in a meeting.
@@coralmaynard4876 exactly my point. Just because someone claims to be a thing doesn't mean they are. Anyone who thinks men need to be put down for women to have equality is not a feminist.
@@andiward7068 Oh sorry, I completely misunderstood XD
I'm old and have seen a lot of things but human behavior has so many facets that I'll never see them all, read about them all, or hear about them all.
Not with that attitude you won't, young man.
@@professionalfangster1510 Perhaps, yet I spend many hours of each day trying to see/hear/read them all. People continue to post new stories (fortunately).🙂
I have 2. I’m in the UK.
I got kicked out of girl guides when I was about 13. Why? Well I was also a Sea Ranger. None of my Sea Rangers activities had ever conflicted with a guide one but my guide leader had kind of given up and no longer even bothered to plan weekly sessions let alone other activities so when I came in an mentioned all the boating, comps and camps I was doing as a Sea Ranger it made her look bad and I was booted (the organisation didn’t seem to care to much when around 20 years later I came on as a Brownie and Rainbow guide leader saving two groups from closing and staying on many years after my own children left guiding)
No. 2 is when I was banned from competing at any Pony Club events.
I wasn’t a member of pony club but I did take the opportunity to compete in any of their competitions suited me. I was a show jumper and and had never done any cross country (the big fixed fences in natural colours you see at the Olympic but obviously these were much smaller than that) so I decided with a friend that we would have a stab at it with our show jumping ponies (the colourful easily knocked over jumps in an arena). So my pony got well over exited and by the last jump I knew we were out of the running for prizes but had pressed on for the experience. As I came onto this last jump of stacked straw bales there was a reasonably large group of spectators cheering people home but for me at that point my legs were jelly, my hands were bleeding through my gloves trying the hold my pony back (she was having a ball!) and we were coming up on that jump way to fast. So as I jumped the jump surround by spectators trying to slow down, hands bleeding my language we very blue (I was 17) and it seems louder than I remember. When I finally pulled up I was greeted by the pony club organisers saying I was a disgrace to the sport, disqualified and banned from pony club events.
10:56 There isn't much point calling out something like that unfortunately. A LOT of those fancy cake makers use boxed cake mixes. All the money they charge is in the decoration, not the cake itself.
The skin bar one got me howling. Slapstick at it's finest!
There was an amateur tournament at my local arcade, winner gets the pool of $30 per person, 25 in total. Halo CE was the game and everyone opted to sit back and camp with the sniper rifle or rocket anyone near. Before it was a huge thing, plasma bolt overcharge and pistol was literally OP and none of the players understood the mechanics of it. I won the pool, however, the king doofuses of it banned me for using “illegal game tactics.”, my dad was sh!tfaced when they were telling me off. Also, I was 11 and 13 others were +2/-2 of my age was allowed to play so as long as the Rage level was at a minimum. The rage is satisfying looking back on it now.
in space station 13 i played a chemist. the shift was going well so i was very very bored. so i do what normally comes to mind and cooked up some meth. not many of my fellow workers wanted any so i had a good supply of meth just being wasted by no one ingesting any of it. but then i had a thought. i walked over to the cryo healing pods and took out the beaker and mixed in my meth. placed it back into the machine, left, and waited....roughly 7 minutes later someone screaming in the chat box "WHO PUT METH IN THE CRYO PODS!!!". i died laughing. a few minutes later one of the admins for the server contacted me. knowing fully of what i've done, and giving me plenty of chances to come clean. eventually told me they knew what i did and banned me for 3 days. no regrets lolol. sadly i dont think that server is still around.
I had a schoolmate who prided himself on being banned with a single image of any group on social media, the last time I spoke to him he was already over 3 digits
When Facebook launched a dating app I made a text picture saying I like "black humor, correction african american humor"... and that's why I got banned.
there is a discord bot called carl-bot, i joined the support server, later i wanted a feature of my fanart (they got special channel for these) and told me its ugly. i remembered someone posted a 6 years old drawing (which is actually just random colors on a printed turtle drawing which wasnt even carl-bot shaped. i asked them where the justice is and eventually they offended me, made me cry and then banned me for being suicidal... a year later i joined back trying to discuss it out to AT LEAST know why they were like that. i got ip banned this time
i was 12 (when joined) and i still hate these people who got me banned and made me hate art for a long time
guys, dont join carl-bot support server, its a huge mess
I laughed so hard at that story near the end about those 3 trying to get into Canada. I just imagine that guy laying there and when the officer opened the trunk, yelling: 'surprise!' haha
I once had to ban a guy for repeatedly getting abusive to staff when buying an jag. The same jag. One three different occasions.
Bailiffs brought it in to my auction house, guy bought it, turned up and started shouting, took it and went home, bailiffs seized the same jag again, sold it, again, guy bought it, again, came in shouting and effing and blinding, we banned him from bidding with us but he got his jag back. Bailiffs seized the jag again, we sold it again, guy tried to buy it again but got escorted off the premises without it.
(people think that it is cheaper to just buy their stuff back from the auction house not realising that bailiffs can return to seize your items as many times as they need to until the debt is cleared, all you're doing is adding more and more charges to the amount you eventually pay)
Sounds funnier that it was at the time, spent most of my time in the second two sales locked in the canteen keeping my pregnant colleague safe.
New kid in the troup told the leaders that I was planning to go to her house to chop her into tiny bits and scatter them so her family would never find all the pieces. Which is absurd, considering a) I was so squeamish at the time I couldn't even handle the sight of myself bleeding after picking a scab, and b) I didn't even know her name, much less where she lived. So they took me home and banned me for joining girl scouts in that council. This was all over me not holding her candy bucket because I literally didn't have room left on my arms for it. Apparently her bucket touching the ground was unacceptable, for some reason?
I still saw her on the playground at school, glaring at me. Never did figure out what her deal was.
"Eat a Queer Fetus for Jesus" this had me dying
7:52 i absolutely lost my mind at this 😭😭 generational ban
9:43 Epic
my pistol had an accidental misfire in the parking lot, got banned for a year from that grocery store for over a year
3/22/21 I was playing GTA online and decided to hang out with a modder who made it snow and did a money drop.
Banned for a month and my character reset. I learned my lesson.
for "scamming" in a game that i "scripted in". got a 3 day ban because a Roblox game that was about driving buses around or something got deleted for scamming. I don't know if they really did scam though, a big game got deleted for "scamming" when they didn't a week later. edit: just checked the game, the group the game was apart of died a while before. i really got banned because of an abandoned bus game.
10:00 I've seen something similar happen while at a club. I used to do perform in burlesque shows and we normally took the poles out and pop them back in after our show. One night I'd put the pole back in and a drunk guy noticed our staircase tucked to the side of the stage. The guy ran up the stairs to take a swing around the pole as the first stripper of the night came out and he flung himself into her not realizing the front pole was set to spin while the back pole is static. She was alright but I've never seen the bouncers move so fast to rip someone out of the club! I felt awful for laughing so hard after everything had calmed down
Not my story, and not sure if he actually got banned or just kicked for the day, but my ex got kicked out of BJs for putting all the sunglasses on himself. Security came over and asked him to put them all back, so he did, but one thing about my ex that’s important to the story is that he wears glasses. Security did not believe him that those were his own prescription glasses and not glasses he was trying to steal. Eventually, his dad came over and managed to convince the guard that those were in fact prescription glasses, but the guard insisted that my ex please kindly leave and not come back (?)
I just got banned as a customer from a place where I get my waxing because of sanitary issues. I accept responsibility for my actions and will be more careful/thorough with my hygiene.
I used to be on r/StefaniaFerrario, and there were handfuls of people making awful comments at the model's expense because she isnt coming out with original enough paid content. Someone spoke out about people doing this in a post, and I commented how all the nastiest posts seem to be from the same person, lets call him r/username. I backed it up with hotlinking a few instances of him doing such in my comment. There were rumors that this user was also making threatening messages to the model herself. Turns out the mod and r/username were the same person. I was immediately banned.
12:34 My car has a sunroof... Now i got to try to fly a kite out of it XD
i came in here expecting legendary stories
i wasn't disappointed
I typed the word "LoL" on a Discord server. They said this place wasn't for clowning or whatever and said that if I typed lol again they'd ban me. I did it again, daring them to actually ban me for it. They did. To this day I am still banned from this server. This happened 5 minutes after joining it btw XD
My daughter was dating this guy who kept asking my daughter to buy him things. She's disabled and it pissed me off. So, while I was in Walmart one night they went to Game Stop. I accidentally didn't pay for some things. I was banned from Walmart and GAME STOP! I was in control of my check. No more free sh*t for him. I got community service and paid a fine and it was expunged. Dude and my daughter broke up because the money train derailed!
Went down to the local shop after collage and one of the girls said she had forgot her ID so she could buy som cigs. (I was the only one who didn't smoke). She asked if I could get them for her and I though nothing of it. After buying them and then giving them to her the manager come storming out buratting me for buying cigs for a minor. I was going to interject that she wasn't and then he banned me for life. Long story short life turns out to be about 5 months and se actually was under age. Whoops.
Was cool to see the comment about Guild Wars, because I was playing Guildwars while watching this video.
10:25 I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down
I was playing Phantom Forces on ROBLOX, and I was using an exploit/hack that let me delete terrain and stuff but only on my client. Some guy REALLY wanted this hack (as well as other people), but I refused to give it to them saying that I made it with my own "special code". After a while after telling them that they wouldn't even know how to execute it, I was banned.
I was rightfully banned for exploiting/hacking, wrongfully banned just because I wouldn't give the guys the freaking exploits/hacks that I was using. Lol.
*hackerman*
@@kip3427 Unfortunately I was one lmao. The video was titled something to the affect of "VNSAS Exploiting on Phantom Forces" or whatever. I cannot find it now though. If you do though, please reply with the link of the video. I would love to have a laugh at it again especially since I can show it to my PF clan/friends now. Lol.
Lol
Never been violent before but banned from a pub bc the way-too-old-and-gross stalker of my partner had become too much. I tolerated her crap for 2 years - until she claimed he had STDs (nope) and she should be with him, she's more mature than him (by 22 years) she accused him of beating me (never laid a finger on me) so 4'11" me decked her, bloodied her nose and got banned. She hasn't bothered us since. I DO feel bad, it's not like me but I had hit my boiling point and enough of her shit.
10/10 would recommend. Pub ban was worth it.
For the Blondie's story - I'd ask them how much they'd charge us for tip if we paid for it all at once, instead of one drink at at time. If they actually just charge it once, just have one person pay for it, and settle the balance with each other. That restaurant is so stupid.
*It was like 20 stories tall so it wasn't that fancy*
What?!?!?! We dont have ANY hotels in my entire state that are taller than 10 stories
Tbh ive never even been to a hotel bigger than that
My friends gf can't work at some store. They were selling giant teddy bears (like 8 foot tall) at one point. She was pulling them off a shelf and one landed on her very small coworker. Coworker knocked down and injured, gf is fired and banned, and they don't sell giant teddy bears anymore :(
Told the admins on a Facebook group they were corrupt
As they deleted people’s comments if they didn’t like your profile picture or anything they felt was wrong
I was getting harassed on reddit because of my bio (not anything controversial at all). So I made a post (on my profile, not in a sub) with screenshots of those comments. *4 YEARS LATER* I got perma banned by the admins.
Got banned from a discord server for trying to protect a member from doing something that could make him go to jail, was banned because it was "not the appropriate channel"
also claimed i was rude after i tried to apologize...
I got a 7 day ban from a subreddit turned into a permanent ban by replying "want to see me do it again?"
Got banned from the PSO2 discord server cuz i asked questions about wut i would need and how to get the items to fit my playstyle of which is how i always play games. A mod says "get out of there with that Kirito crap" (i never said anything about SAO) and bans me... Now PSO2 has Kirito and Asuna's hair, outfit, swords, voice, and sword skills emotes, to forever taunt that guy, and yu better believe i use every single piece just to piss him off
Brother dropped a loaded pistol at at a firing range. Discharged into the owners truck 🤣
I’ve never been this early 🧍♀️
Try being active in multiple subreddits, that will break your streak for sure.
I never thought I would hear a story from Winnipeg on one of these channels
Not banned but its the only time ive ever been kicked out of a place.
Was in a local library and quietly chatting with friends on the upper balcony area, I had with me this decently big plexi glass container holding about 200-300 pokemon cards and the librarian was extra cranky for no reason and kicked us out of the balcony area. So we decided to head down to the lower level area so she would stop throwing a fit about us. On my way down the semi spiral stair case I accidentally dropped the plexi glass container (thankfully at the bottom of the stairs) and it shatered. Now she was even more pissed off thinking I did it on purpose and kicked me out of the library for the day, I was in like 4th fucking grade at the time. Thankfully had my backpack so I was able to hastily put the cards in there until I could get them to a safer location
Someone needs a grammar school: "between [his wife] and I..." and "him and I both decide...".
I summon a rpg at work
Yoooo that lion story wild 😂😂😂😂😂
The dinosaur and the priest was the best story
1:09 - I wonder if that owner was later fired, since I have no idea about when it happened...
50/50 is what I’d say, but probably not.
My grandma got banned from the world news subreddit for "promotoing violence" basically back in like 2017 i think, when trump had that iranian general (if im correct which im it sure if i am, it was something like that tho please domt kill me) killed, and there was a warrent for his head and she asked if they had a gofundme. Also my grandpas kid (shes my moms step sister, so not my actual aunt, i dont think jve ever talked to either her or her brother even tho they come for christmas lol) got baned from discord for pretending to be one of thr colombine shooters. The police came to the house. He started monitoring her online usage till she moved out. We think it saved her from gettijg kidnapped cuz she went to meet an online friend and she was talking about how weather or not she should tell her parents and he was encouraging her not to so she snuck out and he followed her and threatened the dude once she got in the car lol
i beat some scrub in MORDHAU couple of times and it turns out he was the owner of the server
Not hard-banned, but I'm prohibited from r/WritingPrompts to use my artwork as image prompts. Because A. One mod believes that putting your social media on your artwork is "self-promotion", and B. The mod team says I'm monetizing by having a link to my Wordpress site as the watermark, and that it has a tip jar; and that all my social medias link to each other and end up at said tip jar.
For drunkenly and accidentally shoplifting a pair of $6 boxers whilst leaving mine that had the mother of all skidmarks: banned from a Target in Indiana
I got banned from McDonald's and gamestop all within a week. McDonald's banned me for calling the gm a super duke and announcing to the store that they refuse to let pregnant women take breaks or pump their breasts( my old lady worked 11straight hours no break while preggo). Gamestop banned me for being disordly. Here's how. I walk in. I'm the oldest person in the store( the workers are younger) not an adult in the store. I proceed to pull out cash and attempted to by gta 5. They asked for I.D. I stared at the kid who can't even smoke or drink legally trying to ask for my I.d. and said, " are you fucking serious." He said, " yes sir. It's our policy". To which I replied ," you can't even smoke or drink. And you think I'm going to i.d. for a video game? Get the manager.". Manager is a younger girl who happens to know my old lady. She was a little shakey (I'm a big burly fucker) and tried to ask me to calm down and not swear. To which I spazzed. Ik she isn't even 19 the other kid is only 17(attends same skating rink I do) I understand they got policy. But when parents walk in. They don't I.d. the parents getting the exact same game. To which I spazz even more. I was asked to leave. Walked across the street to walmart. Went in. Bought the exact same game. 10 bucks less. Without being i.d. for a fucking video game. I I.D when nessasary. It's unneeded to buy a video game
From Twitter: Called out all the Dominion's Hawaiian Pizza haters. Motel: Smoking weed, partying with friends
Got banned from a SWTOR guild because I attacked another player who was about to blast my character in the ass and because I refused to do a heinous act with the rest of the group because it was an RP guild and my character would never do that
I was banned from using the rewards system that bing and Microsoft did a years back. Had 3 accounts working to get points and in turn getting Xbox credit through it. They found out and told me I wasn’t allowed back.
Believe it or not I got banned from a game(It's been almost 3 years) for making a joke about Chuck Norris....I'm not even kidding.
I was part of a two family ban at a chicken restaurant when I was 5 I don't remember the name but they had a play set for the kids while we were in there this other bratty kid got hopped up on soda started throwing a tantrum covered himself in every sauce flavor they had and started running around in the play area rubbing it into kids eyes and punching them he got both of my sister's in the eyes with spicey mustard and they promptly ran to my mom as she was flushing thier eyes out and several parents were telling his mother to do something this solid Bam Bam Bam sounded from the plastic tunnels like someone was being thrown against the walls there was a small area between the tunnels where you could see the kids crawl through he burst out there the fear of god in his eyes as I tore out of the tunnel ketchup and mustard smeared across my face like war paint a crazed look in my blood shot eyes as I screamed "Get back here and die like a man!" Nobody said a word as the tunnels banged and shook as I beat the absolute crap out of a kid at least twice my size until he finally tumbled down the slide and ran bloody and bruised to his mom I slide after him with murder in my eyes I was no worse for wear apart from some bruised knuckles and a bloody lip and my mom just picked me up and held me and I stopped but kept glaring at the kid
My mom and several parents were pissed the boys mom was pissed I'd attacked him claiming he would've calmed down soon enough and the violence was completely unnecessary
The chicken place just banned us both for assault and that was the end of it
I once used the bathroom in a supermarket (Waitrose) without buying anything, which I didn't know would be a problem. Left the store, got back on my bike - just before I could leave, a staff member (not security, a store manager I think) trotted up to me and asked to see my receipt. I told her I hadn't bought anything. She asked if she could see inside my pannier bag and I told her "I only came here to use the toilet and take a dump. And no, you can't." She says to me "Toilets are for customers only." and I said "That's nice for you." and I just ride away.
Never been back there since, I can only assume I am not welcome.
I got banned from TF2 during a time which I didn't have a PC to play and the time which I last played was literally the last day I played before my old PC broke I'm still bother by that ban.
I know someone who flooded the Scientology’s bathroom while drunk and got banned
At least 5 people here have been banned from Canada.
How?
@@uglymelon6721 you don't need to know
@@Zarathustra_infinite shhhhh
Impossible we love everyone here
My Canada ban was lifted last year, but I still haven't been back again.
i was discussing what type of cancer technoblade might’ve had on the Hypixel Bedwars forums. this was right when everyone discovered that he had it. my Hypixel Forums accounted racked up yet another ban
it’s impossible to be an active poster on the Hypixel Forums without being banned at least once
i got banned from a minecraft minigame for being too good by building a small house and killing wayyyy too many monsters i guess
Asked by the state of Oregon to not return w/out written consent at age 15
I am guessing they caught you pumping your own gas. You scofflaw you.
So THAT'S how BlockBuster went under... That dude and his gift cards!
I needed that last one!
man: i must kiss this women
husband: get banned