My mom and I both have faces that people just like to tell everything to, she's a doctor, I'm a nail tech, the level of oversharing we both get from clients is pretty extreme but atleast we can both keep a secret. I actually keep a poster up as a reminder to clients that I'm a nail tech, not a therapist/mental health professional.
I had the same issue as a barista. This one lady in particular would come in multiple times a day to talk about her fiance and her boyfriend and how annoying and needy her kids were and how her family was stopping her from being able to spend as much time with her boyfriend as she wanted to. I had to look her fiance in the eye knowing all this. But neither one of them tipped ever so I told her that I have zero respect for her as a woman and I don't want to hear about it and I just did my best to avoid her fiance because I wanted to say something so bad. He was annoying and I didn't like him but he worshipped the ground she walks on and didn't deserve to be cheated on and lied to.
In like 8th or 9th grade, I was paired with a guy in my English class to read a book together. He randomly told me his mom didn't love him one day. He seemed so defeated and I didn't know how to react. He moved on to another topic as quickly as he dropped it on me. I'm 28 now and still think about it sometimes. I hope he's doing okay.
@@malachit3741 that’s a terrible idea. When people are that emotionally damaged and see someone reach out to them, they sometimes become emotionally attached. That’s a bad thing. I’ve reached out to people before and they’ve never left me alone and it creeped me out
Last year I went into my campus art building and ran into another student who asked if I was in painting, I wasn’t but I needed help getting into the drawing room and she said that she could probably help. I followed her to the painting room where she proceeded to tell me about all the art she had been making, I was confused, but I went with it. Then she started talking about how she held some grudge against her parents for having lots of money while randomly taking some of her paint and putting smears of it on perfectly good paintings she had made, then she showed me another painting and told me it was inspired by an abusive relationship she had just gotten out of. When one of her friends came by, she muttered “I’m so fricking high right now”. By this point I was pretty concerned, but I managed to get into the room eventually. It was weird, but I hope she got in a better headspace down the line.
I'm a massage therapist. I've had people tell me a lot of personal things. Some to the point I want to cry. I just don't know what to do but keep massaging and listen. I feel like they just want to unload sometimes
I had a coworker once that told me within a week of knowing him (and not really interacting for that matter) that he did a variety of drugs and was a drug dealer himself, proceeding with a detailed description of his entire operation. I just nodded and carried on but was just amazed that he trusted me with this confession with no prompting.
For sure. I do my best to be understanding when people are being crabby or over sharing or whatever socially unacceptable behavior they exhibit. Oversharing in particular is a common result of emotional trauma so let's all try to be patient with other people. You never know what they deal with and they indeed could just be very lonely and desperate for someone to talk to. It can be awkward but I usually assume they are a few fries short of a happy meal or just socially awkward. On the bright side there's seldom any malice behind their shenanigans even if it does make everyone else uncomfortable lol.
Roughly a half hour after meeting my best friend, she told me she had ovarian cancer two years ago. Wtf do you even say to that She later said she told me quickly because she was super self-conscious about her deep voice, which she got from her cancer pumping out way too much testosterone, forcing her into male puberty (which is how her family caught the cancer before it got too bad). I was basically the only freshman high schooler who didn’t seem to care about her voice, so she already felt comfortable with me.
I was 21, and went on an 8 hour drive to say a last goodbye to a close friend dying of cancer. I was such an emotional wreck that when the dude at the drive through at Taco Bell asked how my day was I just unloaded and started sobbing. Same thing happened with the elder woman working the front counter of the hotel, but she talked me through a lot and prayed with me (I’m spiritual and this was welcome)
An acquaintance (who is a defence attorney) cornered me at a party and proceeded to brag about how despite all of his arrests for drunk driving and stalking women, he's never been convicted. What a total f***ing zero. He ended up getting disbarred for who knows what. Pick a reason. Lots to choose from.
I worked in a retail store, if you're on the floor, you're helping customers or putting items back. This girl with a giant birthmark on half her face comes by, so I greet her and offer help. She then gets to talking about how her 2 kids got taken away from her, so her Dad adopted them, so now her kids are technically her siblings. She goes on to tell me why her kids got taken away. She explains she was a heroin addict, and one of her kids took some needles to preschool or daycare and the police were called. Police tested positive for narcotics. Idk if she went to jail, but afterwards, she said "Oh yeah I just got hired, I'm starting in 2 days". I just was like Wtf girl. Don't tell me that shit to myself.
I mean technically her kids aren't her siblings, but I guess she just said that because she felt guilty about the dad taking care of them when she should be their mother.
Husband and I recently bought a house in a really nice neighborhood. It's one of those neighborhoods where you wave at people as they drive or walk past. A lot of older people who have lived here for 20+ years, everyone is just super nice, and makes the effort to know their neighbors. Went to get the mail one day and the woman who lives across the street came by to strike up a conversation. Within 5 minutes of talking to me, she told me in explicit detail about the marital rape charge she filed against her husband, how he was trying to fight it, and how he's trying to financially ruin her because she dared to try to leave him. I now know her entire story from the abuse she suffered up until she moved into her dad's house across the street with her brother after their father died, but I don't even remember the woman's name. That was the first, and so far only, time I've talked to this neighbor. It was very jarring. I've told my husband that I have a "Mother Confessor" face because it's surprisingly common for strangers or acquaintances to just...tell me things that I don't need to know.
A lady I didn’t know at a 5 year olds birthday party over shared a lot about her life including how she took opioids while pregnant and it caused her child to come out with a lot of issues. And then I later heard her bragging to a 12 year old about cutting herself. So sad.
My late mother and I both have the ability to waltz into a place and come out with twenty life stories. I think the craziest so far was a friend of a friend spilling the details to me about being an unwitting accomplice to a serious crime and spending a year in jail for it. I've only known this person for a few months at best.
On my first date with my (now) husband, he asked why I had a bandaid on my arm. I proceeded to tell him I cut myself shaving my arms. He asked why I shaved my arm, and I casually mentioned how my ex was a jerk and made me feel self conscious about the hair on my arms. Luckily, I didn’t scare him off😅
The guy who started the theatre company I’ve performed with before was at the store once and his conversation with the cashier ended with them saying, “yeah so hopefully this new medication works out for me.”
As a retail employee who works the graveyard shift I have a ton of people coming to me to air out their dirty laundry. One of which is a gentleman who has an on-again off-again relationship with a percocet-addict and every other day this dude comes over with the "YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT _____ DID THE OTHER DAY" and I just kinda listen in. I used to give advice but it falls on deaf ears. At least the dude sees a therapist now so I feel less responsible for his mental health (he used to describe how visiting me at work felt like a therapy session smh). If y'all wanna hear about more lmk xD
I was at a co-worker's barbecue and was introduced to one of his friends from high school. The friend briefly mentioned that he was a furry, and when I didn't react, took that as a green light to completely overshare. Within the first 15 minutes of meeting him, I'd learned about his fursona, that he spoke Dova, Klingon, and Dothraki, that he kept katanas in the trunk of his car, and that his last relationship ended because his ex started shagging her dad. The guy has ruined the Skyrim theme for me because he pulled out his phone and sang along with the theme song to prove that he knew Dova (which I never questioned.) Andrew, if you're out there...thanks for the anecdote.
Random people coming up to me and telling me about their unstable mental disorders and self destructive habits. My day is always ruined after that, and it happens more than occasionally
As someone who's kinda like that (but I make sure I atleast know them a bit) I am very sorry. It just kinda happens. It sucks a lot and it just kinda comes out of nowhere. Then we deeply regret it.
Honestly same, its can sometimes be emotionally tiring. Sometimes ppl will just drop everything off to the first person they see. I stopped trying to look so friendly or approachable 😭
I used to work the cash register on the overnight shift at a truck stop convenience store. There was this really weird couple maybe in their 50s or 60s who would come in. They just seemed... off. They first started talking about Jesus and how great he was, but then transitioned into talking about how they didn't like summoning demons anymore because sometimes the demons would bite. The wife rolled up her sleeve, revealing an arm covered in bite marks. That was one of my first meetings with them. Eventually, they stopped coming in after the husband had tied the wife to a chair for several hours and refused to let her go.
Had an old coworker who’d ramble about random things. During one of his rants, his convo took and left turn and was telling me his favourite flavour of milkbones. Told me the green ones tasted like peas.
I hadn't had the best childhood, and I would sometimes say dark stuff without relizing it was wrong, and I was sleeping over at this girls house, and just met her friend, it was 2 in the morning and we were sitting in an empty bed frame, and she said something like "If I annoy my mother she (inserts punishment) and without relizing it, I went "If I annoy mother she beats me" and I relized what I said. Turns out we both had issues, she confessed once i said that.
When I was in high school I went to a New Years dance at my church. This guy asked me to dance and he ended up being super sweaty. He said something about it being his non-smoking anniversary. Now I look back, I think he might have been high. Turns out he didn’t even know what church he was at. He’d never even heard of it. I’m not even sure he knew he was at a church.
Had a coworker tell me she didn't think gay or trans people should ever be in management because they didn't know who they were yet. She did not know I am a gay.
I think I was like 7 or 8, and I was in Sephora I think? And I got to talking with one of the ladies working there and we were talking about sibling fights. And she starts talking about a story how when her and her brother were kids she threw a fork at him and it got stuck in his forehead. I’m still laughing years later.
I used to say to my peers my uncle was white Supremacist shot caller. Who was banned from 3 states due to his criminal career. I can see why few used to hang out with me. I thought it was interesting at the time because my social skills are terrible but I can see now thats something you don't tell if you're in middle of building your caracter. Kids easy to jugde their peers and brand each other.
This lady came into this small smoothie place I used to work at to buy some ice cream and told me she had cancer and she didn't know what will happen to all her animals after she dies. She said she had a bunch of pets because she loves animals. The lady smelled really bad too. I really didn't know what to do. I just sold her the ice cream and listened to her and would respond and make a few comments here and there to what she was telling me and hope she would leave soon before other customers arrived. There were only the two of us there at the time
When I was doing my work experience in year 11, one of the men who I was working with leaned over to me and asked me *“So, do you like boys?”* I was rather concerned about this, especially since he was at least twice my age. I moved to a different department the next day.
Pre-covid, I worked at a McDonalds and 2 teen boys were eating. One asked me if he could ask me something. I approved, and he asked if spots on his face looked like herpes. I said I didn't know. He then pointed to the other guy and informed me that they just had their "first time" and then it appeared. I didn't know how to respond to that...
I worked with a guy that showed me pictures of his illegal growing operation after an hour of working lol. So weird! I seem to attract people that are just completely honest and weird or on drugs. I’ve had drug issues in the past and I’m not judgmental at all and I’m happy that I am that way. Even if I hate myself for maybe reasons I love that about myself
Dude, I have some kind of curse on me or something. People tell me shit all the time that I never asked to hear. People have confessed horrible crimes to me, I dropped my water bottle on the train once and some old guy picked it up and handed it back to me I said 'thank you' and then he said 'you remind me of my daughter, she was killed 34 years ago in a car accident.', also people just tell me things, their problems, their love life, their school, the time they were cheated on, sold drugs, worked for the mob, weird things they did at the club, their deepest and darkest fears. I never asked for this. Why.
I was in a mental facility and some random girl that i didnt know told me about how her bf at the times ex gf overdosed shortly after having their baby instead of giving the baby up he ate it like excuse me what???
I'm autistic and have some traumas so although I don't share anything in real life and there are a lot of things I never share I have a tendency to vaguely overshare random details on twitter and in comment sections exhibit rn
Went to a new bar in the area. The owner is the bartender. She tells us about how her husband bought her the place, then killed himself. Yeah, we didn't go back.
I worked with this guy named Robert who within 4 hours of knowing him I was told he used to be a drug addict, is extremely born again and is trying to get out of swinging with his wife because she always gets railed out and he only gets to watch. Robert I hope your doing better and did enjoy working with you but you had some out their views brother.
@JSkopezz hahahaha well I guess that's one solution. Look these people didn't look like porn stars so it wasn't the most fun thing to imagine when he would describe in great detail.
When I head to the store to grab weekly supplies after I get off work, there isnusuallyba nice enough old man that wants to talk. Being a nice guy I oblige him for a few minutes but he does not know how to end a conversation and will just go on and on. Super awkward. But he has been through quite a bit and seems to really need to talk to someone so I'll give him 15 minutes anytime i see him. After that I force my way out of the conversation. Well one time got REALLY awkward. We, as usual, are standing to the side of the enterance to safeway, were there is a water spot where people fill up jugs of water a lot of cabins in homer Alaska are dry cabins, no running water, and while some stranger pulls up and starts to fill up his jugs of water... the old man proceeds to tell me, and the 7 people within earshot, thatbhe believes his daughter is having physical relations with her son. The hit filling up his jug drops it and spills water, and the only thing I can say in responce to the old man is "Ok.". Really uncomfortable. I locked eyes with the dude as he picked up his water jug and we both have each other a decent wtf look. Good times
That one time where a 30something year old male cosplayer I had only known for a few months told 18yo me "Hey OP,did you know I collect knives?" In the most calm and relaxed way possibile after he saw me checking out the Counter Strike inspired butterfly knives at the weapons stand. The weapons stand seller wasn't very pleased in seeing an older guy and a younger girl playing with knives. Bonus points for the fact that both of us were dressed in full cosplay. I later found out that that random humiliation of his was his half assed attempt at hitting on me. Yikes Y i k e s Y I K E S .
@@Darkrazer91 Yikes I hope this isn't an universal experience. The worst thing about this it that he tried to be cool by leaning with his arm against the wall,and almost failed to do so and slipped.
Either way it wasn't even his cringiest pickup line I suffer from panic attacks and this mf that could've been my dad age wise just went all in and said "OP,don't worry about your panic attacks,If you ever pass out I can do mouth-to-mouth ~" And my mind was like: "Wtf is this high school?"
When i was in college a girl proceded to tell me about how she often masterbates with frozen bananas. I had known her all of five minutes and never saw her again.
This girl at work has a really thick unibrow and she's the only person who was nice to me and i developed a unibrow fetish as a result. I can't even see a caterpillar without popping a stiffy
"Emotionally mugged" 😂
This made me laugh soo hard😂😂😂
Me: *panics* why does the mermaid wear seashells? Cause she couldn't fit into Dshells.
@@akornz51 And the Bshells are too small. 😁
My mom and I both have faces that people just like to tell everything to, she's a doctor, I'm a nail tech, the level of oversharing we both get from clients is pretty extreme but atleast we can both keep a secret. I actually keep a poster up as a reminder to clients that I'm a nail tech, not a therapist/mental health professional.
I had the same issue as a barista. This one lady in particular would come in multiple times a day to talk about her fiance and her boyfriend and how annoying and needy her kids were and how her family was stopping her from being able to spend as much time with her boyfriend as she wanted to. I had to look her fiance in the eye knowing all this. But neither one of them tipped ever so I told her that I have zero respect for her as a woman and I don't want to hear about it and I just did my best to avoid her fiance because I wanted to say something so bad. He was annoying and I didn't like him but he worshipped the ground she walks on and didn't deserve to be cheated on and lied to.
In like 8th or 9th grade, I was paired with a guy in my English class to read a book together. He randomly told me his mom didn't love him one day. He seemed so defeated and I didn't know how to react. He moved on to another topic as quickly as he dropped it on me. I'm 28 now and still think about it sometimes. I hope he's doing okay.
poor guy... ever try to look him up on facebook to see how he's doing?
@@malachit3741 that’s a terrible idea. When people are that emotionally damaged and see someone reach out to them, they sometimes become emotionally attached. That’s a bad thing. I’ve reached out to people before and they’ve never left me alone and it creeped me out
Last year I went into my campus art building and ran into another student who asked if I was in painting, I wasn’t but I needed help getting into the drawing room and she said that she could probably help. I followed her to the painting room where she proceeded to tell me about all the art she had been making, I was confused, but I went with it. Then she started talking about how she held some grudge against her parents for having lots of money while randomly taking some of her paint and putting smears of it on perfectly good paintings she had made, then she showed me another painting and told me it was inspired by an abusive relationship she had just gotten out of. When one of her friends came by, she muttered “I’m so fricking high right now”. By this point I was pretty concerned, but I managed to get into the room eventually. It was weird, but I hope she got in a better headspace down the line.
Holy crap dude but I am glad you listened to her
I'm a massage therapist. I've had people tell me a lot of personal things. Some to the point I want to cry. I just don't know what to do but keep massaging and listen. I feel like they just want to unload sometimes
I had a coworker once that told me within a week of knowing him (and not really interacting for that matter) that he did a variety of drugs and was a drug dealer himself, proceeding with a detailed description of his entire operation. I just nodded and carried on but was just amazed that he trusted me with this confession with no prompting.
Was he just messing with you, or an actual dealer?
Sometimes people just need someone to talk to about something.
There are phone lines for that
For sure. I do my best to be understanding when people are being crabby or over sharing or whatever socially unacceptable behavior they exhibit.
Oversharing in particular is a common result of emotional trauma so let's all try to be patient with other people. You never know what they deal with and they indeed could just be very lonely and desperate for someone to talk to.
It can be awkward but I usually assume they are a few fries short of a happy meal or just socially awkward. On the bright side there's seldom any malice behind their shenanigans even if it does make everyone else uncomfortable lol.
Roughly a half hour after meeting my best friend, she told me she had ovarian cancer two years ago. Wtf do you even say to that
She later said she told me quickly because she was super self-conscious about her deep voice, which she got from her cancer pumping out way too much testosterone, forcing her into male puberty (which is how her family caught the cancer before it got too bad). I was basically the only freshman high schooler who didn’t seem to care about her voice, so she already felt comfortable with me.
I was 21, and went on an 8 hour drive to say a last goodbye to a close friend dying of cancer. I was such an emotional wreck that when the dude at the drive through at Taco Bell asked how my day was I just unloaded and started sobbing. Same thing happened with the elder woman working the front counter of the hotel, but she talked me through a lot and prayed with me (I’m spiritual and this was welcome)
An acquaintance (who is a defence attorney) cornered me at a party and proceeded to brag about how despite all of his arrests for drunk driving and stalking women, he's never been convicted. What a total f***ing zero. He ended up getting disbarred for who knows what. Pick a reason. Lots to choose from.
I worked in a retail store, if you're on the floor, you're helping customers or putting items back.
This girl with a giant birthmark on half her face comes by, so I greet her and offer help. She then gets to talking about how her 2 kids got taken away from her, so her Dad adopted them, so now her kids are technically her siblings.
She goes on to tell me why her kids got taken away. She explains she was a heroin addict, and one of her kids took some needles to preschool or daycare and the police were called. Police tested positive for narcotics.
Idk if she went to jail, but afterwards, she said "Oh yeah I just got hired, I'm starting in 2 days".
I just was like Wtf girl. Don't tell me that shit to myself.
I mean technically her kids aren't her siblings, but I guess she just said that because she felt guilty about the dad taking care of them when she should be their mother.
@@yeemawheaver1387 How are they not technically siblings? Her Dad adopted them and is raising them as his own.
@@Monte8Carlo legally they may be siblings, aren't technically because they don't have the same parents. Or just one of the same parent.
Husband and I recently bought a house in a really nice neighborhood. It's one of those neighborhoods where you wave at people as they drive or walk past. A lot of older people who have lived here for 20+ years, everyone is just super nice, and makes the effort to know their neighbors. Went to get the mail one day and the woman who lives across the street came by to strike up a conversation. Within 5 minutes of talking to me, she told me in explicit detail about the marital rape charge she filed against her husband, how he was trying to fight it, and how he's trying to financially ruin her because she dared to try to leave him. I now know her entire story from the abuse she suffered up until she moved into her dad's house across the street with her brother after their father died, but I don't even remember the woman's name. That was the first, and so far only, time I've talked to this neighbor. It was very jarring.
I've told my husband that I have a "Mother Confessor" face because it's surprisingly common for strangers or acquaintances to just...tell me things that I don't need to know.
A lady I didn’t know at a 5 year olds birthday party over shared a lot about her life including how she took opioids while pregnant and it caused her child to come out with a lot of issues. And then I later heard her bragging to a 12 year old about cutting herself. So sad.
Beware of anyone who acts "too happy." They're probably screaming inside.
Bipolars do that a lot
@@ivettegutierreztorres4272 don’t call us “bipolars”. Just don’t
My late mother and I both have the ability to waltz into a place and come out with twenty life stories. I think the craziest so far was a friend of a friend spilling the details to me about being an unwitting accomplice to a serious crime and spending a year in jail for it. I've only known this person for a few months at best.
On my first date with my (now) husband, he asked why I had a bandaid on my arm. I proceeded to tell him I cut myself shaving my arms. He asked why I shaved my arm, and I casually mentioned how my ex was a jerk and made me feel self conscious about the hair on my arms. Luckily, I didn’t scare him off😅
The guy who started the theatre company I’ve performed with before was at the store once and his conversation with the cashier ended with them saying, “yeah so hopefully this new medication works out for me.”
As a retail employee who works the graveyard shift I have a ton of people coming to me to air out their dirty laundry. One of which is a gentleman who has an on-again off-again relationship with a percocet-addict and every other day this dude comes over with the "YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT _____ DID THE OTHER DAY" and I just kinda listen in. I used to give advice but it falls on deaf ears. At least the dude sees a therapist now so I feel less responsible for his mental health (he used to describe how visiting me at work felt like a therapy session smh). If y'all wanna hear about more lmk xD
I was at a co-worker's barbecue and was introduced to one of his friends from high school. The friend briefly mentioned that he was a furry, and when I didn't react, took that as a green light to completely overshare. Within the first 15 minutes of meeting him, I'd learned about his fursona, that he spoke Dova, Klingon, and Dothraki, that he kept katanas in the trunk of his car, and that his last relationship ended because his ex started shagging her dad. The guy has ruined the Skyrim theme for me because he pulled out his phone and sang along with the theme song to prove that he knew Dova (which I never questioned.)
Andrew, if you're out there...thanks for the anecdote.
Random people coming up to me and telling me about their unstable mental disorders and self destructive habits. My day is always ruined after that, and it happens more than occasionally
I feel that.
As someone who's kinda like that (but I make sure I atleast know them a bit) I am very sorry. It just kinda happens. It sucks a lot and it just kinda comes out of nowhere. Then we deeply regret it.
Honestly same, its can sometimes be emotionally tiring. Sometimes ppl will just drop everything off to the first person they see. I stopped trying to look so friendly or approachable 😭
I used to work the cash register on the overnight shift at a truck stop convenience store. There was this really weird couple maybe in their 50s or 60s who would come in. They just seemed... off. They first started talking about Jesus and how great he was, but then transitioned into talking about how they didn't like summoning demons anymore because sometimes the demons would bite. The wife rolled up her sleeve, revealing an arm covered in bite marks. That was one of my first meetings with them.
Eventually, they stopped coming in after the husband had tied the wife to a chair for several hours and refused to let her go.
Had an old coworker who’d ramble about random things. During one of his rants, his convo took and left turn and was telling me his favourite flavour of milkbones. Told me the green ones tasted like peas.
What’s up with the thumbnail? Why the British emoji
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Bruh, that's just mean
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I hadn't had the best childhood, and I would sometimes say dark stuff without relizing it was wrong, and I was sleeping over at this girls house, and just met her friend, it was 2 in the morning and we were sitting in an empty bed frame, and she said something like "If I annoy my mother she (inserts punishment) and without relizing it, I went "If I annoy mother she beats me" and I relized what I said. Turns out we both had issues, she confessed once i said that.
When I was in high school I went to a New Years dance at my church. This guy asked me to dance and he ended up being super sweaty. He said something about it being his non-smoking anniversary. Now I look back, I think he might have been high. Turns out he didn’t even know what church he was at. He’d never even heard of it. I’m not even sure he knew he was at a church.
Had a coworker tell me she didn't think gay or trans people should ever be in management because they didn't know who they were yet. She did not know I am a gay.
@JSkopezz I was unable to do anything because of my role at work. I was busy actually working.
I think I was like 7 or 8, and I was in Sephora I think? And I got to talking with one of the ladies working there and we were talking about sibling fights. And she starts talking about a story how when her and her brother were kids she threw a fork at him and it got stuck in his forehead.
I’m still laughing years later.
Working on a mental health phone line, you get these sorts of things a lot.
well thats the point
Oh
I used to say to my peers my uncle was white Supremacist shot caller. Who was banned from 3 states due to his criminal career. I can see why few used to hang out with me. I thought it was interesting at the time because my social skills are terrible but I can see now thats something you don't tell if you're in middle of building your caracter. Kids easy to jugde their peers and brand each other.
This lady came into this small smoothie place I used to work at to buy some ice cream and told me she had cancer and she didn't know what will happen to all her animals after she dies. She said she had a bunch of pets because she loves animals. The lady smelled really bad too. I really didn't know what to do. I just sold her the ice cream and listened to her and would respond and make a few comments here and there to what she was telling me and hope she would leave soon before other customers arrived. There were only the two of us there at the time
I lost it at Vlad the Locksmith
Wow, I'm early and wow no one is okay in this video
I agree
I Un subbed to this crap and am getting notifications!
@@calebpitters8901 that's your problem
@@calebpitters8901 I can't help
@@calebpitters8901 probably not helping to give out engagement then. Clear your search history.
A crackhead will telly you their tragic life story just by looking in their direction
When I was doing my work experience in year 11, one of the men who I was working with leaned over to me and asked me
*“So, do you like boys?”*
I was rather concerned about this, especially since he was at least twice my age.
I moved to a different department the next day.
I also am cursed with being told to much.
in 7th grade I was talking to a new student and she told me her grandma got shot by the cops the day before so casually
Dang she must have had a rocky relationship with her grandma then, either that or she is really good at being apathetic and I envy that.
Where's that park! Asking for an old man
I just imagined the park full of old men when word got around
Emotionally shot point blank with shotgun armor destroying explosive rounds
Pre-covid, I worked at a McDonalds and 2 teen boys were eating. One asked me if he could ask me something. I approved, and he asked if spots on his face looked like herpes. I said I didn't know. He then pointed to the other guy and informed me that they just had their "first time" and then it appeared. I didn't know how to respond to that...
I worked with a guy that showed me pictures of his illegal growing operation after an hour of working lol. So weird! I seem to attract people that are just completely honest and weird or on drugs. I’ve had drug issues in the past and I’m not judgmental at all and I’m happy that I am that way. Even if I hate myself for maybe reasons I love that about myself
If I was the son I would have been absolutely mortified to hear what my mom said and yeah wth? Why does the mom know all that crap about her son...
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@@erinmiller1433 12:31
The "confess your darkest secrets" face is real - my mom has it, pretty sure I have it. This video reminded me of my college experience.
I once pulled my pants down in a party to seem cool
😂 depends on what they saw if it was cool or not
The dad that beat the shit out of the priest for molesting his son is officially dad of the year
Dude, I have some kind of curse on me or something.
People tell me shit all the time that I never asked to hear. People have confessed horrible crimes to me, I dropped my water bottle on the train once and some old guy picked it up and handed it back to me I said 'thank you' and then he said 'you remind me of my daughter, she was killed 34 years ago in a car accident.', also people just tell me things, their problems, their love life, their school, the time they were cheated on, sold drugs, worked for the mob, weird things they did at the club, their deepest and darkest fears.
I never asked for this.
Why.
I was in a mental facility and some random girl that i didnt know told me about how her bf at the times ex gf overdosed shortly after having their baby instead of giving the baby up he ate it like excuse me what???
I'm autistic and have some traumas so although I don't share anything in real life and there are a lot of things I never share I have a tendency to vaguely overshare random details on twitter and in comment sections exhibit rn
Went to a new bar in the area. The owner is the bartender. She tells us about how her husband bought her the place, then killed himself. Yeah, we didn't go back.
I worked with this guy named Robert who within 4 hours of knowing him I was told he used to be a drug addict, is extremely born again and is trying to get out of swinging with his wife because she always gets railed out and he only gets to watch. Robert I hope your doing better and did enjoy working with you but you had some out their views brother.
@JSkopezz hahahaha well I guess that's one solution. Look these people didn't look like porn stars so it wasn't the most fun thing to imagine when he would describe in great detail.
When I head to the store to grab weekly supplies after I get off work, there isnusuallyba nice enough old man that wants to talk. Being a nice guy I oblige him for a few minutes but he does not know how to end a conversation and will just go on and on. Super awkward.
But he has been through quite a bit and seems to really need to talk to someone so I'll give him 15 minutes anytime i see him. After that I force my way out of the conversation.
Well one time got REALLY awkward. We, as usual, are standing to the side of the enterance to safeway, were there is a water spot where people fill up jugs of water a lot of cabins in homer Alaska are dry cabins, no running water, and while some stranger pulls up and starts to fill up his jugs of water... the old man proceeds to tell me, and the 7 people within earshot, thatbhe believes his daughter is having physical relations with her son. The hit filling up his jug drops it and spills water, and the only thing I can say in responce to the old man is "Ok.". Really uncomfortable. I locked eyes with the dude as he picked up his water jug and we both have each other a decent wtf look.
Good times
That one time where a 30something year old male cosplayer I had only known for a few months told 18yo me "Hey OP,did you know I collect knives?" In the most calm and relaxed way possibile after he saw me checking out the Counter Strike inspired butterfly knives at the weapons stand.
The weapons stand seller wasn't very pleased in seeing an older guy and a younger girl playing with knives. Bonus points for the fact that both of us were dressed in full cosplay.
I later found out that that random humiliation of his was his half assed attempt at hitting on me.
Yikes
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Then it wasn't a confession, it was a lame pick up line
@@ivettegutierreztorres4272 Autocorrect
Random *humiliation
Lemme edit it
Sounds like a guy i know
@@Darkrazer91
Yikes
I hope this isn't an universal experience. The worst thing about this it that he tried to be cool by leaning with his arm against the wall,and almost failed to do so and slipped.
Either way it wasn't even his cringiest pickup line
I suffer from panic attacks and this mf that could've been my dad age wise just went all in and said "OP,don't worry about your panic attacks,If you ever pass out I can do mouth-to-mouth ~"
And my mind was like: "Wtf is this high school?"
I’ve noticed this is the second video of yours where the text is really fuzzy. Uproot, please fix this.
I'm guilty of this, just don't have a filter.
Tecnoblade once said: I drop kicked that child in self defense
The first one was very random
I was reallllllllllllly suprised to not find what i did here
thumbnail guys just bri ish
@Caponezheater No not really😂 it's just a joke. Maybe you've heard of them? Been on the internet for as long as there has been an internet
It's unfortunately true! Dental care is horrendously expensive here !
When i was in college a girl proceded to tell me about how she often masterbates with frozen bananas. I had known her all of five minutes and never saw her again.
Somebody said that they have a crush on my ugly ass
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Wtf is this thumbnail?
Wtf is that thumbnail
This girl at work has a really thick unibrow and she's the only person who was nice to me and i developed a unibrow fetish as a result. I can't even see a caterpillar without popping a stiffy
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To many fucking ads
Third lol