Revenges That Hit Harder Than Intended
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Brazil kid was just happy to have a friend I guess
I'm probably somewhere close to the Brazil kid in terms of protective. If anyone bullied my friends I'd probably do something similar. I was bullied for a long time so it's not hard to forget any sympathy you may have had for the bully
@@xenol7795 most I’ve done is punch a kid (my age) coz he was bullying my little brother. I mean he stopped after that so it worked. But I’m gonna be honest and say I was kinda scared coz I had never gotten into a fight before but I wanted to protect my bro.
Go brazil kid, im from brazil,happy that the kid got a friend
No one messes with our friends. No. One.
If I'm right. The poor home situation was the bully's not the brazilian kid.
As a Brazilian the first one makes me laugh out of sheer panic bcs we are very... aggressive when it comes to people messing with our friends.
Well i kinda expected the bully to be rocket kicked with a football first.idk why i just thought so .
@@emiliotanadi7358 We enjoy many martial arts here and I do worry if the kid got any broken bones
Lol yall don't mess around
They will send people to Brazil
@@sabrinasantosg My uncle used to live in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, during his youth for work. He made many friends with the favela boys. From all the stories he told us about them, i can certainly attest to this. Them boys are loyal asf to their friends, & anyone messing with them (& their friends) usually ended up in hospital (or worse). Brazil is not for amateurs.
The first kid was from Brazil. Dudes trained to handle Brazil. That came naturally to him.
We Brazilians do not give a single fuck about stuff
heh
@realidade incrivel ga'damn lol
Do you fist fight the principle if yall got sent there?
welcome to Sao Paolo
@@jamestomlin5525 penultimate boss. the superintendent is the final boss once you beat him you get a tardy pass
I remember as a kid this girl that I barely even knew just out of blue started insulting me, so I insulted her, then she said my father is stupid, and I just said "so is yours" suddenly out of nowhere she turns red, and she just starts screaming and crying, and runs away, everyone around us runs after her to calm her down, adults that were near come and ask what has happened I still had no idea, someone tells them I said her father is stupid and they tell me I HAVE to apologise, everyone is calling me jerk and stuff like that, and I ain't got no idea why cause they were all there. They saw she insulted me 1st and I was basically just saying same thing back.
Well long story short turns out her father was some sort of war hero that died in war while she was baby.
Like how the heck should have I known that, and what kind of kid insults your father without expecting the same shit in return "no you" was pretty much the only thing we ever used against each other.
Did you apologize I hope not
I'm really hoping you didn't apologize. I know I wouldn't
She doesn't deserve an apology, she had it coming.
Well honestly in my pov I'd blame her i mean how the fuck would you know?? I'm that type of kid to just get angry real quick so uh 🏃♀️
Toddler had a tantrum so now you're at fault?
As a Brazilian, I am proud for the first guy. He represented us well. We are very loyal to our friends and we watch out for them. In Brazil we say " a friend will try to separate a fight, but a good friend will enter the fight with a fly kick" 👌
So true
We have a funny saying where I live in Canada “a friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move the body”. 😁
My Hungarian grandfather told his kids to "Never start a fight, but always be ready to finish it."
man that's a great phrase
The one about the hit and run, they shouldn't feel sorry for pressing charges because the person who did it was a single mom. She had it coming, and probably would have done it again without caring.
Exactly. She could've killed someone.
To many people act like being a single mum is justification for being a butt hole. No your poor choices don’t justify being rude, malicious or criminal.
Single mom, no license, hit and run. Sounds like someone with poor decision making skills.
@@_Fizel_ No license means no driving. Anything can happen.
@@_Fizel_ No. She doesn’t.
No license. No insurance. Hit and run.
But supposed to get a break because she’s late for something?
"If I'm creepin, you ain't sleepin"
That almost made me choke with my own saliva lol
😭💀
That was so perfect!
that one was beautiful lol
That one was hilarious
My favorite one
Jesus that first one. Wasn't the beating thing, but the bike as a trophy
That seems right.
I mean, talk shit get hit eh
@@jamestomlin5525 more like talk shit, get hit, then steal your shit
@@hurricaneb6243 dude was a true alpha lol
the spoils of a battle, as a friend would say.
Grandpa gives kindergartner prison yard advice, what could go wrong?
School yards are alot like prison tbh, only the strong survive.
i just thought we would hear about someone getting shanked, i know its not possible, but i thought it might happen
@KvAT I’m not sure I’d say it’s a prison yard, but I can see the similarities between the two.
My uncle gave me similar advice when I was in kindergarten and he moved in with us. Told me that if anyone is picking on me that I should defend myself and fight to win by any means necessary. Told me to throw sand in their eyes, kick them in the crotch, and when they fell to the floor punch/ kick them in the face.
@@jhm3346 all I can think of is p o c k e t s a n d
0:08 as a Brazilian my self I can tell that is like something we would do
Not Brazilian but me too
I’m Belgian
No doubt,
Messing with a friend is like messing with someone in our family and we take it very personally....
As an old saying goes..
"Respeito é bom e mantém os dentes"
"Respect is good and keeps your teeth"
@@azanonXD vou roubar essa frase aq e vazar, mt obrigado
*BRAZILIANS. TOGETHER. STRONG.
The tripping story. I would dearly love to know why zero tolerance in schools is only implemented when a victim decides to fight back after (sometimes months/years) of bullying.
My guess is that it was the first time somebody got actually hurt
Because when people snap and get revenge it's usually way in excess of what was originally going on.
@@GrandSupremeDaddyo It's because the teacher is a monster.
The thing about bullies (and domestic abusers) is they need to learn that they can't be alert 100% of the time around their victims. Sometimes it has to be a harsh lesson.
This happened years ago, so can't find original story, but a woman was being routinely beaten up by her husband at least once a week (when he got drunk) for nearly 20 years. He came home drunk again, beats her up, she slipped some sleeping pills into his dinner, and when he passed out in the bedroom, she took a stiletto shoe and worked him over, from head to toe, locked him in the room, pushed the key under the door and left him. For some strange reason, he never stalked her to get "revenge" or mentioned this to the police.
@@Kayenne54 Ain't strange, he knew why and accepted the consequences. 20 years do be a long time. Sorry if I was inappropriate
20 years is a hella long time to take any abuse
"You also.killed 2 thousand ladybugs"
I laughed so hard. That was savage af.
it was actually between 6-15 thousand ladybugs since it was 3 jars of 2-5 thousand
Crappy situation at home doesn’t mean you can crap on everyone else. Somebody needed to help that kid find a good outlet.
It’s not another kids responsibility to help that kid or endure his garbage.
If you got abused by your parents you’ll either be terribly quiet and don’t want to talk to anybody or become somebody who takes it out on other people either way it’s bad
Beating him was certainly not the way tho.
@@troystaunton254 but it doesn't mean that we can't show him the love he needs. Some times when someone is hurting they throw their pain on others. Inside they feel alone, and they don't see a way out. That is why it is up to us to show them compassion and maybe help them find a better outlet. We don't have to take all of their crap, but we can help them cope. We can help them heal.
@@morissaedwards7348 Fuck that. You throw hands, you'll get hands thrown back at you.
Brazilian people dont mess around. A guy I know that moved from Rio was robbed at gunpoint by a 12 year old kid, punched the kid so hard he thinks he killed him and then fled here to the US... Lol
either way, that kid probably won't do that again...
@@Kayenne54 Nah, the kid learned to duck. 😆
@@redclayscholar620 Discretion is the better part of valor (translated: run away! run away!)
I'm from Rio, it's not uncommon to hear about that; if given the chance, people will beat a robber to a pulp; like, literally, everyone around, even the nice old ladies, will gather to kick, punch, slap, and overall beat the robber(s) until the police cames to drag them to the hospital, sometimes they don't survive; we see it on the news from time to time. And no, no one has a single drop of remorse for their actions and will beat the robbers again if they try something funny; which is the reason why robbers frequently have loaded guns here, many people won't get down without a fight if they have a chance to resist the robbery without immediately getting shot on their heads
De olho em...
There was a boy that used to bully my younger brother, who had a stutter. After one too many times of him doing it, I told him to apologize and stop or else. The kid said "You aren't my mum." Ok. So I tossed his sorry butt into a stagnant creek. He came up reeking and throwing up. I still to this day do NOT feel sorry. He was clearly asking for it.
Good. I feel annoyed at people guilty about their revenge which wasn’t over the top, and the receiver clearly deserved it.
Yeah people used too take the piss out of me until I beat up one kid infront of everyone, I had a cast on one arm too, I'm not a violent guy but sometimes its all you can do, the thing about it is most bully's don't go for people that will fight
@@Meow-zb1bt same the brazil kid was a legend
@@Meow-zb1bt same bro
My older brother by 2 years was always picking on me (female). Pulling me down off the top bunk, tie me to a chair then leave, sneaking extra salt or pepper in my food, locking me in rooms, etc. I never tattled though. One time he reached into a crayon box and for some reason there was an empty shotgun shell in there too. Brother threw it at me (thinking it was a crayon) and it stuck right between my eyes. I surprise screeched and my dad came running into the room. Didn’t really hurt but I had blood streaming down my face. My dad was so mad he threw my brother against the wall.... hard. I started to ugly cry because I thought his body was broken. He was fine. I was fine. 50+ years later and we have had an OK relationship. I think he resented me because he didn’t want a baby sister.
My mom grew up in a family where it was (rightly) wrong to hit girls. She lied to her dad saying her brother hit her. Their dad beat the tar out of him. 30 years later she told him she was still carrying the guilt around. He didn't even remember.
@@phlushphish793
When your dad hit him so hard that you can't even remember
4:28......You felt a little bad about dealing some pain to crappy lawyers? You must be a saint. I would take great pleasure in doing that!
That Brazil kid probably didn’t think much of it, many South American countries have a different culture and even around my area (not in Brazil) kids will usually “fight” over rather small things (mostly ends in a few bruises, mostly started from someone finding out someone’s else stole something/gossiped)
Don't dish it if you don't want to receive it. The story with the "haha your bald father" part is a decent example of this, though probably the kid was too young to figure out that the other kid would innocently comment about him having a bald parent too.
Something my parents taught me, "Don't hit someone unless you're ready to get hit back"
I remember one time in high school, one of our teachers was pregnant and I always admired her for still teaching us despite her huge tummy and not taking a maternity leave yet. My classmates gets bored at her classes because she only makes us copy down notes all the time. So they all made a complaint about it I guess, to the principal. They asked her to be removed from teaching our class (I was in the advanced class so teachers needed to be of high standard somehow to teach us, I honestly think my classmates were just entitled), so the principal told her that the students complained and that she will be removed from the class.
The next day, she came to class at the verge of tears and told us that we should've just told her first if we had any complaints and she would have tried to fix it even. I was so worried because stress is not good for pregnant women but we officially made her cry and kind of embarassed her to the school. She said that before she leaves, she wants us to write down all the negative things about her and that we are not allowed to write anything positive or else she'll deduct huge points on our previous exam. Apparently, everyone in the class except for 3 of us wrote nothing but negative things. I could tell that my classmates regretted what they did, it kind of hit worse than they originally intended.
When I was a kid, I used to get picked on a bit. I didn't know yet that I was autistic, so I had no idea why I wasn't fitting in. I was just getting so sick of it. I usually let it go, but one day, a girl came up and started following me saying dumb little-kid insults. I was fine, right up until she said "...and you've probably got lice". I don't know why, but that got to me. I just snapped, turned around and bolted towards her. She freaked out and started running, and I just kept chasing her. I'm slow as heck, so I expected her to run off away from me, and that'd be the end of it. But after a bit, I realised that I was actually keeping up with her and she wasn't gonna just get away. I didn't know what to do, because if I stopped chasing her now, she'd realise I was bluffing. So I chased her around until she cornered herself. And then she started panicking and crying because I'd caught her.
I hadn't expected to get that far, and I still didn't know what to do. I didn't want to actually hurt her, but I couldn't just walk off at that point. I ended up going over and awkwardly giving her a really, really light punch in the stomach. It probably didn't even hurt. But she threw up. And then cried because she threw up. She was fine, and it seems like she threw up because of stress and not the mini-punch, but I still felt bad for ages. At the time, I kept thinking I took it too far.
But honestly now, I just find the whole thing funny. The girl was always mean to me before that. But the second I started to retaliate, she panicked. I don't know what else she expected.
This one is hilarious 😂
Bullies are all cowards deep down, she got what was coming to her
“ if I’m creepin, you ain’t sleepin.”
This had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brazil kid is better than Florida Man
Florida man has infinite access to crack.
Fact check yourself
Can I have the crack please?
@@facelessunmasked3038 we have the whole ass traffic
In Florida people throw alligators as weapons, feed alligators pancakes, threaten to destroy towns with armies of turtles, and try to burn down houses with spaghetti sauce. Those are only a few examples. So while Brazil Kid may be nicer, Florida Man is by far the craziest.
@@syrathdouglas1244 on the story, you see just 0.1% of the Brazilian Kid power
My older brother was smaller than me, but always picked on me growing up, my parents did nothing about it. I never hit him and took all of the bullying. After one long day and him talking mad shit, I had enough. I grabbed him by the collar (extremely unlike me) and shook him saying, “knock it off.” He smashed the remote on my face. My sight went red and it was as if I locked into an expressionless rage. I lifted and threw him across a room, over a table, where he landed hard on a tile floor. I rushed over and grabbed his collar again before he could process what actually happened and barely stopped myself from beating the shit out of him further. I dropped him and said that was enough. He went crawling back into his room crying. My parents were mad at me but I told them “you’ve had years to step in and be parents and stop him at any point. You haven’t done anything and I’m done taking this. If he doesn’t want to get hurt, then he shouldn’t pick fights.”
That was the day he realized that all these years he’s tormented me, he’s only gotten away with it because I’m nice, not because I’m incapable of stopping him. Years later we’re much closer now, and he knows not to cross lines. When someone at a bar was trying to pick a fight with him, I was across the bar and moved to stay just two steps behind the guy; the situation was resolved peacefully but when I asked my brother why he wasn’t worried that guy would punch him he said he saw me behind the guy nearly foaming at the mouth and knew even if they guy hit him once, one punch is all he’d have before I took care of it.
Mine's not really revenge, but definitely had unintended consequences. I live in an apartment tower and my next door neighbour had her girlfriend move in with her, bringing a very disobedient dog. They made so much noise yelling at the dog constantly, sometimes late into the night, and it really bothered me. They then started yelling at each other because they didn't know what to do about the dog's behaviour, so it was just constant noise from them. I contacted our agency and told them about the noise, basically asking them to give them a warning about keeping it down. That literally all I wanted - just for them to be quiet. Well, the agency looked into it and it turned out that the girlfriend and dog were there illegally, weren't on the lease and weren't under contract. All three of them got immediately evicted, which apparently split up the couple because they had no choice but to move in with their respective parents, which were at other sides of the country... oops. All I wanted was some peace and quiet, although I guess I got it, cos the new neighbours don't make much noise at all!
When I was in 9th grade, I was friends with this dude in 11th grade. Over the course of the year, our friendship had withered away just due to the stark maturity difference between us. I didn't really realize this as much and was somewhat in denial, but there was just bad communication all around. One day, I playfully shoved him, as he used to do teasingly to me, and he slapped me in the face. We got into a pretty big argument which quickly turned aggressive and bitter, and I used extremely personal things he had told me in confidence as an attack against him. The kind of stuff that cuts a person deep. The kind of stuff that immediately ends what's left of a friendship, no questions asked. I was pretty immature and didn't fully realize the power of words, but eventually I realized just how much of an impulsive and insensitive dong I had been, not just in general but especially in that moment, and I hurt him. I apologized a year later and we made up and went our separate ways on a more positive note, but even after that and all these years later it still haunts me every single day. I used that regret to grow up into a better person and to never stoop that low again as long as I live.
Damn dude, I’m sorry about that, but don’t feel too bad because some people do it in every argument they have, like my older sibling of 2 years to me.
Revenge in brazilian style, the old "beat the shit out of you until you begging to act like real people" kinda style, classic!.
And yeah, im a brazilian.
The lawyer one: OP shouldn't feel too bad. It takes major ethical violations to get suspended for 5 years on your first offemse. Either it wasn't a first offense, or they REALLY did some unethical shit.
The “haha your bald father” story had me laughing uncontrollably
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I was in school,there is a girl that bothered me for no reason.
She threw pencil case direct in my head for no reason,i wanted revenge.
I threw gummy right in her eye.
Felt good and bad at the same time
gummy= eraser
21:06 Still a hit and run. Shouldn't feel bad about it. It's not like she stopped and apologised or anything.
"Wtf man i throw paper at you and you throw dog crap?" that one had me laughing.
My parents always told me "Two wrongs don't make a right but if they hit you, you hit them back" Let's just say I spent a lot more time in ISS then the people literally trying to get me to kill myself and making us move cause I couldn't even go outside anymore.
Hurting sadists is a public service.
@@JoshSweetvale what
What does your version of ISS mean. To me it's the International Space Station (brit here).
@@Thurgosh_OG In school suspension
@@JoshSweetvale Nay, a privilege of the highest honor
“If I’m creepin, you ain’t sleepin” that made my day lmfao
"If I'm creepin', you ain't sleepin' "
ROFL I'm dead 🤣😂🤣😂
The bald mom one was just a power move
The one about the lawyers honestly… Those lawyers got off easy they can ruin peoples lives and frankly probably did
Why feel bad for the single mum? Seriously to many times the excuse “I’m a single mum” gets played. Yeah your mistakes aren’t justification for treating other people in a rude, negligent or criminal way.
Yeah, like, what if the car she’d hit had also belonged to a teenaged single mother?
No license? Don’t drive.
13 year old me got my also 13 year old friend - senior’s boyfriend a record for statutory. He had bullied my younger brother so all bets were off. my friend ended up having to have an abortion when her parents found out. They were planning on running away together (he had JUST turned 18). Don’t mess with my family .
Jesus I hope he served jail time for that! That’s fucked up what he did and I don’t trust him being around children
You did well. Salute.
I had a friend who was VERY critical of how I handled my extremely active toddler son. My wife, who was friends with my friend's wife, had a beautiful daughter so I asked her to make sure she had the wife hold the baby whenever they were together. Sure enough the friend's wife got pregnant and they ended up with a son who made mine look like a angel. I thought I would feel happy about him having such a lesson but after a while I felt bad for him.
The business card one had me dying...🤣
“blasted her with my trumpet case” I found this too funny
on the ladybug story, dude knew he was over doing it and it took his car getting ruined for it to click? i know he was in a high stress situation but damn it would've saved him so much if he'd figured out that a week prior
Yea maybe I lack compassion but even when he freaked out he thought someone else did it because he was being a jerk to a lot of people.
What about the kid with the bald cancer mom? Goes crying to the teacher?
I mean if I see thousands of Ladybugs in my car I know I’ve done something wrong
Sometimes it all it takes is a straw to break the camel's back.
@@gavinrowell2534 and I know I'm going to open the freeking windows before taking off!!!
I hate pretty much most of my coworkers for good reason. When one tried to give me attitude i always make sure to say something that hurts them like "this is why you got demoted" or "no wonder you had 7 husbands" today i heard a lead and a supervisor were somewhat seeing each other so i was like "but jimmy is so chill" as the bitchy lead walked by
Should have said “but Jimmy made my (insert explicit term for genitalia) feel so good last week,” and screwed everything up for them. Even better if the person you said it to is willing to say that you said something innocent if you were on camera at that moment
That ladybug one just oof. I was laughing at first but it just hurt as the story went on only to end with his mother dying just rough. F in chat
I feel bad for his situation. But I still think he deserves what he got with that lady bug thing. Just because you are suffering does not give you an excuse to douche. I’m glad he realized he was being a douche at the end. But still sad his mother passed away
Eh. If my mom was dying the last thing I'd want to do is spread my misery on others. If anything I'd want to cherish the moments I have with her and try to be nicer to others to get through the pain. He had the ladybugs coming since he was actually trying to ruin the OP's career.
@@Trussme96 I can't speak for the dude in the story but as someone who has been in a similar situation as him I can feel for him. Thankfully my mother survived but for those 6 months or so she was in the hospital my mind was on nothing but her well being and anything that kept me from seeing her I hated it. I started becoming cold to my friends without realizing it, since school was stopping me from seeing her I grew to hate it and started snapping at my teachers through association of the school. I was so tunnel visioned on my mother I became a ticking time bomb every second I wasn't able to be with her. Almost like a survival instinct or something. I only realized how nasty I had acted after my mother was in the clear and I returned to normal and my friends commented on it. It made me truly reflect on how awful I was being to them and appreciate that they tolerated my bullshit during that time. I did apologize to my teachers who understood I was under a lot of stress. I guess what I'm saying is that the threat of losing someone close to you like a parent can bring out a different person in you. A primal instinct to protect and help and anyone standing the way is a obstacle.
god the abusive siblings one. I didn't take shit from my sister even if I got in trouble. One time I was calling my friend on the house phone and she annoyed I was using it. She came and beat me off of it. I f*cking leaped onto her and I f*cking pulled out some of her hair.
Lol the root beer one
The ladybug one hurt...poor guy
I'm sad for him, but at the same time I'm glad he used that low point to see his bs to others in retrospective and be aware that things would keep getting worse for him if he continued to be like that
Still it's hard not to have pity for him
Timestamp for the ladybug one?
All these people brought it upon themselves. They were lucky they didn’t get beat multiple times. Only once.
I have one of my own. Ok, so a few years back, there was this group of girls(there where 3) and they where mean to everyone. Except me. I thought, ok it's cause they want to be friends. And that's where I was wrong. I said something(don't remember what) and the girl, lets call her Leader, she made fun of me for my head shape and mind you, looking back at it, she called me what that girl called Arnold in 'Hey, Arnold.' it didn't bother me much and I didn't tell the teacher cause I knew karma would hit her back eventually and it did. My friend told me that Leader bullied her and she got the evidence and people to back her story up and Leader got expelled. Her two 'minions' got their karma by failing that grade and stood a grade behind me. I think they changed their ways because the two girls where a lot nicer after that.
I remember some kid in school stole my scented gel pens and a rainbow gel pen when we were like 8 to add to his collection. Completely denied it when I confronted him and the teacher did nothing when I told them.
Stole them back when he left them in his desk drawer at break and the rest of his for good measure.
Hid them in my backpack instead of my pencil case or desk drawer and carried on with lunch/break. He didn’t think to search my backpack but he’d emptied my desk drawer contents all over the classroom and got caught going through my pencil case so was punished for that. I’ll never forget his furious red face with tears streaming down it for getting beat at his own game.
Found out later he was a kid in care and felt really guilty about stealing his stuff when I could’ve just taken my own things back and left it at that. I never did anything like that again but did put little name cards inside my gel pen barrels after that and never got them stolen again.
I don’t know if this would be considered “revenge” but I think it counts. When I was a kid I was really scared of the dark (ok, maybe I still am a little!) and my jerk brother knew it so he shut off the light of our big play room while I was still in there. I freaked out and was screaming for him to turn it back on. Yes, I could have walked across the room and done it myself but, ya know, irrational fear. In the end, I did end up walking over myself because he wouldn’t turn it back on. So, as “revenge” I either hit him with a pillow or threw a pillow at him. Unfortunately, he was right next to the stairs. Yeah, he fell down the stairs. Had a nice gash in his knee. Man did I feel horrible! Luckily the kid took pity on me and didn’t throw me under the bus to our parents because he knew I didn’t mean to do it and he had been a jerk. Still brings it up more than 20 years later though. Remember that time you pushed me down the stairs??? Still a jerk.
Bunch of bullies that picked on me came to my job (early 90s) I was 11th grade and my boss allows me to have him in the store when I'm working and the bullies come in, get their snacks and my dog was a target it one of their last so called "pranks" and they shot him with their slingshots. He growls at them and how do they retaliate? They smash the windows of my dodge neon that I worked to buy. Needless to say, their parents made them apologize and pay for the repairs. They didn't pick on me anymore
From kindergarten to the end of highschool I was bullied everyday called every name, and had every horrible prank pulled. The revenge didn't happen until a few years ago returned to the town I grew up in. Those that bullied me talked as if we were somehow friends and said "Oh wow you look good like you haven't aged at all."
Looking at the now twitching toothless methhead I said "Wow wish I could say the same" and I walked away
Sometimes you don't need to do anything at all. Karma doesn't always need to be instant to be so satisfying
My brother pushed me into a pool at a bathhouse like 15 years ago. I wanted to push him back, but he spotted me in tha last second, held onto me, slipped and fell feet in the water but ribs first against the stone sides of the pool. I thought i had killed him.
Luckily he laughed it off, hit me back and we were back at being siblings who fight and being best of friends every 5 minutes xd
😂 I don’t feel one bit sorry for any of those bullies !!!! 🤣
Somebody spits on me I don't care what happens next.
With the advent of HIV and Hepatitis, spitting is now regarded as assault (at least in my region).
@@Kayenne54 It scares me how little people know about HIV... You can not get it from spit. You can even kiss a person using your tongue and you wont get it.
@@bastigreen If they have any cuts, it can spread so I understand
Oh my god. The poor ladybugs. I’m only sad for the ladybugs. Seriously, sometimes bullies need something to snap them out of it or they will just keep picking on people. I’ve literally lost jobs because of bullies pulling crap like this. Only feeling bad for the poor ladybugs.
"i couldnt retaliate in any physical way cause i would be swiftly cripple cross faced/walls of jericho'd"
damn i need to use that someday
The ladybug one was the most creative, passive aggressive shit I have ever heard of.
Dude 2:51 he’s lucky the guy didn’t sue him haha
Brazil kid is an absolute unit. Wait for their moment of vulnerability, then strike hard.
My mom and I were having a water fight with spray bottles. She got me good and called it off. I poured out the water jug over her head. I won :)
"Josh you took things too far."
"Yes. Yes, I did. Don't fuck with me."
Idk, all these stories tell me is “don’t stir the hornets’ nest”
5:10 the story here she just went all Kill la Kill on her cousin bro
My brother and I were fighting one day when I was like 9. He is 3 years older than me. I had him pinned against a wall and I picked up a pillow and pushed his head into the wall hard with it. His head slammed into the wall but I won the fight ;)
Adrenaline is very useful and it makes me a monster
The kindergartener that beat the 1st grader: Found our Ender Wiggin.
That lawyer one is actually really damn satisfying.
The correct solution to kids being sadists is to remind them they're not invincible.
Some of these stories really made me go "Oof", but the kid overwriting his brothers save file had me in actual tears.
I thought it was more than enough karma and revenge for my school bully's wedding day to be impacted by COVID-19 getting worse over 2020 before a vaccine was discovered. Amazingly she still had it, but went through who knows how much trouble to move it somewhere outdoorsy thinking it was 'safer.' I got suspicious that either her or someone involved with her wedding ended up contracting COVID-19 because she took down her social media a few weeks after updating her last name. Her wedding photos used to be posted on a venue's official website, so I immediately noticed how nobody was wearing a mask.
The Prison yard advice one reminds me of Full House with crappy advice both Jesse and Joey gave Michelle: pinch kids who are mean to you and pretend you're Bullwinkle, antlers and all, to break the ice.
She ended up being punished and labeled as weird for this "sound" advice.
This "Hard hitting revenge" in a nutshell: So 50 years ago i didn't said "Good morning" to my colleague. I still feel bad about it.
My almost revenge could have turned out pretty bad if my mom hadn't caught me. I wish I could remember the full circumstances, but my mom said I was about 3 and playing the the back yard with a neighbor kid. Apparently he said or did something that upset me. I went running into the house, grabbed a butchers knife and ran after him screaming in French. My mom did speak French at the time, so she's not sure what I was saying, but she ran as fast as she could and grabbed me up and took that knife away. She said she didn't know what happened or what was said, but she was pretty sure if I caught him, there was going to be great bodily harm done. I wish I could remember what pi$$ed me off.
Years ago when I was in kindergarten a kid on the bus was making fun of me. I was tolerating it at first, but then he started making fun of my family. Due to ADHD I have trouble with impulse control and so after a few minutes I whipped around and punched him in the nose, breaking it. Years later he came up to me and his nose was still noticeably crooked.
"You can take the Kid out of Brazil..."
"But you can't take Brazil out of the Kid"
Bingo
10:20 the most satisfying thing for me is when the parents side with the brother that did something awful to their sister saying they had it coming for all the abuse they inflicted. I hate it when the sister does all this crap to deserve it and when the brother finally snaps the parents act like it was without provocation.
Man I wonder if the Brazilian kid is still doing that to this day
I have one that ended recently. My ex BF and I found out that we were going to have twins, not the best time to find out that he's still in love with his ex wife. I lost my twins at 19 weeks and ended up having double pneumonia and he just stopped coming around. 2020 we ended up in the same hospital but I couldn't remember who he was because of getting put back on medication and a bunch of seizures. It destroyed him that I didn't know him. Poor baby! He just didn't make that big of an impression. Yes, I did know from the beginning but why tell him? He left and I forgot.
When I was 5 or 6, some family friends were visiting, I was playing with some other kids in the basement, I had one of those toy tool sets that came with a wooden mallet. An older kid tried scaring me and I screamed, then threw the hammer like Mjolnir and hit this kid right in the eye. he had to hold an ice pack to his face for a couple hours afterwards.
The one with the grandpa giving out "prison yard" advice
Happened to me too
My Daddy taught me "Tit for Tat. If someone slaps you and tries to bully you, slap them back and teach them a lesson that you're not to be messed with and tell me of anyone bothers you"
I took this advice to heart, through the years it was petty stuff like if someone lifted my skirt (don't even ask, I was at an all girls school from KG to 10th grade) I'd do it right back. Multiple Times I got into fights and while most girls would have the typical "cat fights" I would often find myself pinning down my opponent against a wall, arm across Her neck, twisting the other arm and seriously injuring them (or so I thought atleast)
The only cat fight I had was in 6th or 7th grade when this bitch pulled my skirt in the middle of the basketball court during a match where two boy's school teams were not just playing but also watching the game (this was kinda like a break for us to do our cheer routine, bitch wasn't even on our cheer squad, just came out of nowhere during my formation and lifted my skirt and ran) I didn't do anything right there and then but when the cheer routine was over I cornered her and her posse and got into a fight, hair was pulled, blazer patches were ripped out, I broke her glasses too, pushed her face down on the ground and made her break her front teeth in the process
By the time 9th, 10th grade rolled around though I started becoming more passive because I knew getting onto fights will reduce my chances of getting into top schools
But people knew not to mess with me most of the time because I never backed down from a fist fight
I hope these revenge actions began with an attempt at talking and communication of said misconduct. A lot of times, letting a person know how they are affecting you can stop them from doing whatever it is they are doing to you. If that doesn't work, well ya... I can be pretty petty at times. In that case I'd probably go with the revenge too in many of these cases.
the lady bugs one was actually really funny
the amount of people going "they shouldn't feel bad" here really tells you how sociopathic and narcissistic people on the internet are.
My friend told me a bully called him tuna and he didn't know what it meant so he told him that he is the reason his parents broke up this was in 5th grade
Broke up with husband. Signed him up to heaps of hay porn sites. We got back together. That was 6 years ago. He still gets hundreds of spam porn emails daily 😂🤭
WHY, though? Also, don't get mad if he leaves your ass again, for a man...
Lets give our respects to the Brazil Kid to do something godly.
Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if some of these are the people who received the revenge.
Some of these OP’s who acted on their revenges are weak. What the bullies got was righteously deserved and they shouldn’t feel any kind of guilt whatsoever. Even if the bully had a horrible house with abusive parents, or just a stressful life, it doesn’t make it right to take it out on someone else that didn’t deserve all that hate. Like the first kid, he had shitty parents, but decided to be a cruel person to other kids, he got what he deserved.
I didn't have many people I considered friends growing up. Somehow I bonded with this one girl in the fifth grade (couldn't even tell you her name now) and decided she was my best friend in homeroom. She was, quite frankly, fat, and some boys apparently thought this was funny.
One day in the school lunch line, some of these jokers were right front of me, and she was directly in back. These guys kept whispering for me to call her a buffalo, because that was hilarious somehow. And they wouldn't shut up about it... and I was worried she'd hear... and I hated the idea of these guys trying to make me ruin my friendship just so they could get a laugh out of it.
So I took my little red plastic lunchbox, with ALF on the side, and sent the one closest to me straight to hell. I'm told that by the time one of the teachers pulled me off the sumbitch, his eyes were swirling around in their sockets. Pretty sure I started crying afterwards because the whole thing was so damn awful.
Somehow I didn't get punished. The teacher knew this kind of violence was totally unlike me and wouldn't have happened without reason. Also, I'm pretty sure the other teachers knew about my status as a bully magnet, and saw that I was genuinely sorry and upset about it. But I knew I got lucky, and I didn't pull that crap with anyone again... at least until middle school, under similar circumstances.
This one is TL;dr.
My mom dated a drunk. He was abusive to her and berated me even though I was disabled and on chemotherapy. So, one day he delivered the last straw, and I made up my mind for revenge.
I observed his triggers and vices, then I preyed upon them by negatively reinforcing his positive behavior and positively reinforcing his negative behavior. Ergo, when he drank, I did what I was told, when he didn't drink, I disobeyed and rebelled. I did this with such ruthless efficiency that he became a walking drunk, waking every morning at 2am to piss his brains out, become sleep deprived, to which he drank more in order to cope.
It was at this time that I convinced my mom to move into a rental. Her drunk bf nearly lost his job because of his alcoholism, so he was admitted to a resort to help him with his alcoholism.
During this time, my mom's house was sitting empty, her drunk bf having moved out, and people were stealing things from her property. It was also at this time that my aunt, my mom's cat-lady sister, lost her apartment because she lost her job.
Since my aunt had done some very terrible things to me as a child, saying she threw away things my dad had given me while giving my stuff to her own son, my psychotic cousin, this was a good opportunity to get some more revenge.
I suggested to my mom that her sister, my aunt, could move in to have a place to live, and while she is there she can keep up the property by mowing the lawn and also so no one will steal or damage the property while she figures out how to sell it. And she bought right into it.
Little did she want to admit, but I knew my aunt's behavior a lot better than she cared to admit. My aunt never mowed, let animals shit and piss all throughout the house, and let garbage stack outside and inside the house.
EDIT: Forgot to mention that my psychotic cousin, my aunt's son, moved in with her without telling my mom about it, and turned her bedroom into a hoarder's den. When my mom tried to confront them about what they were not doing, that they said they would do, they became abusive and even confrontational on her own property. I couldn't have planned that better.
After a few years of that hell, my mom finally got a real estate agent to help her with the eviction process and sell her house. It was gold to finally get one over on my aunt EDIT: and cousin, but also to ruin that shitty relationship she had with her sister who only brought her down.
It was during this time that my mom's drunk bf got cleaned up, and tried to move into the new rental with us. However, I wasn't having it. I made it clear that I would be moving out if he moved in, so she decided to let him go. He was furious and stormed out never to be seen again. However, he did send a letter that said she was a hedonist and that I was the spawn of satan to which I asked my mom, "If I'm the spawn of satan, what does that make you?" She was furious!
With that, I continued to show her how to take on more liabilities that didn't earn her money by overinflating her wants and undervaluing her necessities. She took out a vehicle loan she couldn't afford, started taking her animals to the vet, and even started spending a lot of money on her horses that just ate and shit grass all day.
Why do this to my poor mother? When I was little, I made my first friend, a young girl who walked up to me in the backyard and wanted to hang out. When I went to introduce her to my mom, my mom freaked out and kicked her off the property. I was so furious I was beside myself with grief. 25 years later, revenge never tasted so sweet. I hope to whisper in her ear at the end all that I had done just so she can go into the next life not being able to do a damn thing about it.
This is what they get for treating me like I'm less than human. The best part? Not a single fuck given.
My sister and niece are starting in on me. I'm already getting revved up for a little payback.
I do think about whether it was a little much, but I need only examine their ongoing behavior and that gives me the motivation to take it as far as it needs to go even if they end up taking their own lives.
EDIT: Also thought I'd education some people on this so they have some ground to stand on.
Don't let anyone exploit you, nor walk all over you. Set boundaries. Tell people 'NO!' I don't ask people to tell me, "I'm sorry." Words are cheap. The only thing I want from them is repentance. Changed behavior. If they don't give me that, I can't do anything to save them from the hell that is coming their way without suffering AGAIN for trying to protect them from themselves, which is exactly what they want. They love that schadenfreude brought on by their envy. They are adult children trying to relive the good old days.
Too bad, so sad. Suck it up, buttercup. Grow a spine, and stand on your own two feet. No one else is going to do it for you. It's something you have to figure out for yourself.
I trust the painful truth more than I trust a comforting lie. Maybe you'll read this and understand, or not. No decent human being deserves to be treated like shit for person enjoyment. But when they fuck up, they need to feel the pain, just as a child needs to be disciplined, so do adults need to experience a boundary being set, so they know that when they misbehave, pain follows.
That's what it means to be an adult.
Jesus christ man
You are amazing. I can’t take revenge most of the time because guilt riddles me. Due to that, I have been used plenty times, which sucks. Not that it’s anywhere bad as yours and I’m happy you found a way out of that situation.
11:38 the moment you start feeling bad for other people's stupidity, you are fighting a losing battle.
I can't remember how it started, but in HS my best friend and I had a prank war. What ended it was my final move on his car. It happened on April Fool's Day.
He had a 70's Honda Civic (this was in the '90's) I bought two large bottles of the strongest hair gel I could find, then went to the theater scene shop at the local juco I attended. I was indeed a theater major. Anyway, I got three or four five-gallon buckets of sawdust out of the table saw, put them in the back of my truck and headed to find his car.
He was still in HS (senior) So I started by coating the roof and hood of his car with the gel, then I added the sawdust to soak it all up really well. I still had a bucket and a half left, so I dumped it loose on top.
The school had parking lot security who rolled up on me in the process. He didn't even get out of his truck.
"Someone's birthday?"
"Nah, April Fool's Day."
"Huh...aight...." And he drove off.
I got a call during dinner that night.
"YOU!! I'll have you know I had to wash my car before I could come home because of you!! It cost me FIVE DOLLARS!!"
a cop pulled him over and told him to wash it off before too long, but it was only hair gel. No damage to the paint at all, and it washed off quick.
"Aw you poor baby..."
His dad was laughing...hard...in the background.
That's where I expected it to end, but no. As the days got hotter he used the A/C for the first time since...and got a face full of sawdust. That prompted another phone call, With dad accompanying in the background again.
The rest of the time he had the car, any time the climate control was used, a few more flakes would pop out of the vents. When he gave it to his little sister...still going. Four years later when they sold it to a stranger...still going.
Okay the Brazil kid story is the greatest example of "when the doom music hits"
More like when any Mick Gordon song ever hits
The one with the site beating the brother up made me so angry. The parents should have punished her badly for that. Its THEIR fault shes like that.
The question isn't weather the revenge went to far. But weather it didn't go far enough.
Never feel bad about the outcome of a situation - unless it will keep you from getting into trouble.
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Trumpet kid: Modern problems require modern solutions!