Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍 [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver th-cam.com/video/EhuNRWskgNQ/w-d-xo.html [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/m-tKnjFwleU/w-d-xo.html [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/Joed0P3hhbc/w-d-xo.html [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/TRozAbaKs9M/w-d-xo.html [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/k9VewWKfH_0/w-d-xo.html
As someone who repeatedly made coworkers record stuff like this for silly IVR messages, I can confirm that the first 5 takes are grinning and laughing all over, but then it gets repetitive to the point of no longer being funny enough to induce involuntary giggling, which is when the "real" recording starts. I'm assuming this is just take 8 or so and all the giggling is in behind-the-scenes blooper footage.
it makes so much sense this guy is a lawyer because he's able to say the most ridiculous things while sounding completely logical and not breaking a damn sweat
And this was the first take too. Stone cold joker.
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It's also worth noting that all the ridiculous things are just implied, and everything he says is actually technically correct (the best kind of correct).
Technically there’s nothing inherently immature about what he is narrating
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@@anti8028 His being a lawyer helps with these immensely. Lawyers (especially contract lawyers which he seems to be one of, according to some comment I read) learn how to use language with *very high* precision.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear bacca
Head gasket went on my mates car, i asked him where he let it, he replied "the church var park till Friday, with any luck they will bury it", i just replied "i'd leave it till Monday if i was you" so he says "why Monday?" without a giggle i said "they might give it Sunday service". he loved it, could hear him chuckle half way down the street.
I wonder if he writes these April Fool's scripts a year in advance and just recites them over and over through the year so he can just deadpan straight deliver these videos in a single take.
As far as I can tell this was done in one take (no splicing etc). That means he got through over 3 minutes stuffed with innuendo without his voice even cracking. Simply marvelous!
Johnson Auto Lock Co: "oh hey, LPL is reviewing one of our locks! ok Mr Bigshot, let's see if you have what it takes to get past our product." LPL: "you ram the johnson in 6-8 inches" "put it in the rear" "my father's is even bigger and he let me handle it" Johnson Auto Lock Co: confusion and terror
@David Needler A good taken care of older Johnson often works fine. If you have problems during insertion, you might lube it up a little and you will notice the shaft will slide in easily.
@@gcflower99 What woman ain't at least a little curious about a long and gerthy Johnson that is still stiff yet flexible that can lock things up pretty well.
BUSTED! Awesome video, I had a good 4-5 minutes of laughing like I hadn't in a long time. Though I had to go back and see... indeed, at 2:20 I hear a lil chuckle! I'm still amazed at how well you kept it together for this video.
Yup happened to me on the ex girlfriend backdoor one. I binged a bunch of lpl and that one came up. I was confused about the innuendo as there is nothing in the video itself to give away that it is a joke. I took a look at the comments and started over from the beginning. And searched for all of them.
Humour aside, that's the first time I've seen one of those locks. I don't think they're used regularly, over here in Malaysia, but I could be wrong. Which industries use these, by the way?
I hope there's nothing binding in that don't think it's a good idea to jam a shim in the top to pop in open and definitely don't put to much tension at the bottom.
As a retired attorney, I'll tell you -- not only are there advanced law school classes to help you perfect this kind of delivery, there are also classes to teach you to sit through things such as this, and far, far worse, without so much as blinking. And then there's "maintaining a look of attentive concern" while someone reads from a phone book -- in Finnish.
@@geraldfrost4710 That's not going to help you develop your delivery. The challenge is to do it with dogs -- if you can keep a dog's attention, just with your voice, you've got it. But if you pause or stall, the dog goes back to licking his balls, you've lost his attention and you need to do better.
@@artiem5262 I'm pretty sure any elocution teacher reading this will not comment because they will have had a coronary. It being the day, my son sent me a picture of two hams held together by a C-clamp. He's a chef, so he often sends me strange food related stuff. The caption was "If you're happy and you know it..."
That's the REAL craftsmanship there! To take a perfectly factual and informative script, and then absolutely SMOTHER it with innuendo and double entendre, and yet it's STILL a good 'straight' script, too!
The fact you were able to pull off something this long in one take without blowing it is amazing. You deserve an award, but all I have is a like button.
"Buy these pills, it'll enlarge your Johnson by 2" a week!" "Holky shit, they actually work!!!!!" ... "Why are you selling these through spam, _everyone_ would buy these?!?! " try my best but.... but... Nobody Believes Me..QQ"
And nobody will explain. That’s how you motivate kids to use search engines (and get around content filters - which tend to be Swiss cheese, unless they are the great firewall and backed by repression).
I love your channel. I been watching for years. It’s wild that you make thit exact same content. A lock, getting opened. With only your hands shown. And it’s still so entertaining. Your commentary with the simplicity of the video is what I love. With that being said. This is legitimate a comedic episode. Great work.
A master wordsmith at work, all while carefully handling not only his own Johnson, but also his father's Johnson to show everyone just how much pleasure gets out of these devices. Well consummated, sir!
@Mr. Shlock To be clear, I'm not claiming to be the master wordsmith, rather that LPL is the master at work, but also that I say that with a bit of tongue in cheek.
Bruh it's just winner after winner. Every word of every line is absolutely perfect. This is the perfect video, I'm done, this is All I need for the rest of my life.
There is nothing to demonetize it for, the video is only refering to vintage locks of differing lengths and their versatilities;) The video is strictly instructional for the propper usage of a security device, using... a bit... em... 'unconventional' word usage. xD
Remember, his day job, is in his channel name. Imagine the arguments his clients ask him to make in court, and in writing ! This video is easy pickn's.
im sorry, but I had to like even though you were at 169 likes. I did this because I like your comment, and know that some other person (a very uncultured one) would like it anyways so i just liked it anyway
I've followed you on TH-cam for quite some time and this is the first time I've viewed this video. It took me almost 10 mins to wipe the tears from my eyes, I was laughing so hard.
A friend just set this video to me on facebook. I was hysterical, the descriptions were delivered in a cool calm manor like you were presenting evidence to a jury. BTW I bought the Off Grid Knives Black Mamba because of your video. Keep up the good work.
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Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍
[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
th-cam.com/video/EhuNRWskgNQ/w-d-xo.html
[1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/m-tKnjFwleU/w-d-xo.html
[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/Joed0P3hhbc/w-d-xo.html
[862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/TRozAbaKs9M/w-d-xo.html
[651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/k9VewWKfH_0/w-d-xo.html
Oh, I'm very familiar with your wife's Beaver, but I had completely overlooked your Coq.
"Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door"
Haha that was a great title
This was great, but you didn't show us the technique for removing your Johnson from the opening if it gets stuck.
I like watching the picking. :P
Nice lock
QUITE THE BAR YOU HAVE SET FOR NEXT YEARS 4/1 MASTER CLASS. THAT SAID IT BESTED LAST YEARS OFFERING ! LMAO THANKS.
He didn't waste even 1 sentence. It's just a punchline after punchline. And everything makes sense. This is peak comedy! Wow.
Always perfect
Comedy? He's just talking about his 18 inch long johnson, what's the joke?
Every year.
He could open for Carrot Top
@@obsu idk seems pretty informative to me
I waited a whole year for this.
Same lol
Sameee
Facts
Same, bro. Same.
Me too
3 years ago he had a tiny Coq and now he has an 18 inch Johnson. What a transformation.
character development
A success story
He still has his 2.5 inch coq beside him... He never forgets his past
I guess there is hope for me after all. 😆
Doctors hate him, find out why
I can't imagine him recording this without a big, stupid grin on his face.
Wdym? That was me the entire time
he probably was grinning hella hard and we can't see it anyways
I think he almost cracks at 0:37!
@@bachaddict Bananas. :)
As someone who repeatedly made coworkers record stuff like this for silly IVR messages, I can confirm that the first 5 takes are grinning and laughing all over, but then it gets repetitive to the point of no longer being funny enough to induce involuntary giggling, which is when the "real" recording starts. I'm assuming this is just take 8 or so and all the giggling is in behind-the-scenes blooper footage.
LPL continues to be the best part of April Fools' Day
dirty words but suzan doesnt seem to mind like wtf
@@err0r667 yea
So true
It's a like a yearly festival
@@TheWorstNoob yea
it makes so much sense this guy is a lawyer because he's able to say the most ridiculous things while sounding completely logical and not breaking a damn sweat
He does pause for a breath around 2:20 long enough that I couldn't help thinking he might've had to compose himself after that delivery. xD
And this was the first take too. Stone cold joker.
It's also worth noting that all the ridiculous things are just implied, and everything he says is actually technically correct (the best kind of correct).
He's not a lawyer he's just sarcastic
@@FlyboyUS I thought he got his name from being a lawyer who was into lock picking?
The fact that everything he’s saying makes sense is so much better
no the fact that he’s a lawyer makes it so much better
His one about sneaking in his girlfriends backdoor is great too
Holly shit, I didn't see April fools because it auto played and believed every word he said. I was so confused when I saw the title, that was awesome
Technically there’s nothing inherently immature about what he is narrating
@@anti8028 His being a lawyer helps with these immensely. Lawyers (especially contract lawyers which he seems to be one of, according to some comment I read) learn how to use language with *very high* precision.
"When my father took me inside and revealed that he too had an unusual Johnson"
Bruh I laughed so loud i cant breathe 💀
3 am and I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe either! Probably woke up my landlord
aside, not inside
This is a top tier April Fools gag that I hope never ends.
Can't wait to see what you come up with for Season 5.
heh... april fools _gag_
Thank you! I needed that laugh
agreeeee
It's worth watching the one where he tries to get access to his ex's backdoor 🤔🤔😅
@@potatogeorge6066 I applaud you, sir.
My wife said from the next room "WTF are you watching" when she heard this
18-Inch Long Johnson.
Was she impressed at least?
@@sheep8464 no, she said its a rookie number
Just say porn. It's easier to explain.
LMAO!!!
You won't find this kind of quality content anywhere else.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear bacca
@@AxxLAfriku sus among us
Maybe Ranton
@@AxxLAfriku go away bot
Can we just talk about how awesome that name is though 😂
60% of any joke is the delivery, and this man nails it perfectly. I wonder how many takes he had to do to avoid cracking up in the delivery.
Head gasket went on my mates car, i asked him where he let it, he replied "the church var park till Friday, with any luck they will bury it", i just replied "i'd leave it till Monday if i was you" so he says "why Monday?" without a giggle i said "they might give it Sunday service". he loved it, could hear him chuckle half way down the street.
LPL doesn't need takes. He performs it live every time someone clicks the play button.
LPL is a lawyer and lawyers are practiced to say everything dry af.
Probably only 1
The fact he was able to do one take without laughing is impressive
...in a laywer tone. Admireable.
How do you know it was one take
How is it funny!?
I can imagine that he's laughing his heart out when he was editing the video.
He fairly apparently did the motions in one take, but there is nothing to say whether the audio was all in one take.
Last year was getting in his ex-girlfriend back door
This year is getting a bigger lock.
I enjoy these April Fool videos.
Look up the 2018 and 2019 videos aswell, they are pure gold
bigger Johnson 😁
LPL couldn't Beat his 18" or 24" Johnson, he couldn't get them off. Maybe could use Jiggler to open his LeCoq Lock .
Going in the back door with something 18 inch long, will caused his ex to wear diaper
omg, that was a year ago already
whoaaa
The fact that he can do this all in one take is nothing short of amazing. I’d be 3 words in and giggling like a school girl.
This was just the one take where he did make it through. I want to know how many prior takes were interrupted. Lol
@@Nareimooncatt I myself picture him only doing one take for all of his videos. He's that good.
I have a feeling there's more than one try to get a clean take
I guess the lawyer part kicks in and aids delivering whatever-whenever with a straight face
@@Nareimooncatt Yes, you can tell he's struggling to maintain that delivery. The mirth nearly breaks through 😆
LPL: This ... is a 18-inch Long Johnson.
Mrs. LPL: DEAR GOD!
LPL: There is more.
Mrs. LPL: NO!
I understood that reference :D
RIP in peace Soldier, I know you're up there teleporting bread to your hearts content!
@@TrevorMoin I did too. Now i'm trying to hold back massive amounts of laughter. I'm not doing too great at the moment lol.
Surprise, B U T T S E C K S
@@TrevorMoin rip means rest in peace
@@tanfred8629 the soldier has a habit of either ripping people into pieces with his rocket launcher or shotgun, or rip himself trying to rocket jump
Imagine working for years to create your perfect lock design for it just to become a “that’s what she said” joke
Well he didn't pick it, so there's that.
@@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 Johnson- 1 LPL -0
@@evane5526 I'll have to search his back catalog to make sure he hasn't picked it before.
Its just a lock dimbass nobody cares how long u work on it, its still a lock
an honorable legacy
How you even manage to say "18-inch johnson" without cracking up is beyond me
Likely his profession as a lawyer makes this a hell of allot easier
Many, many, many takes
You didn't see the recording attempts. :D
I wonder if he writes these April Fool's scripts a year in advance and just recites them over and over through the year so he can just deadpan straight deliver these videos in a single take.
Nah. He's just a dead-pan kind of guy.
It makes you wonder: How long has he been holding onto that Johnson?
You say that like he's capable of _not_ deadpan. Guy's a lawyer, remember?
As far as I can tell this was done in one take (no splicing etc). That means he got through over 3 minutes stuffed with innuendo without his voice even cracking. Simply marvelous!
His voice cracks very slightly at the end, but he’s an absolute trooper
Bro must've had a gun to his nuts the entire time, I can't even fathom..... ......goddamnit....
.............................lasting that long.
After Mrs LPL is finished with LPL's 18 inch Johnson: "Lets try that again to make sure it wasn't a fluke".
Next year, it'll be a disc detainer core so they can get Bosnian Bill to help.
"Let's insert this pick that Bosnian Bill and I made"
His response: "We should probably try again from the front and back while we're at it, to make sure it works for both."
"And one more time because, let's be honest, this never gets old."
@@RhinoBarbarian "now lets see if this 21 inch rod from my father works as well as my own"
Imagine if this was the first video you saw, and weren’t aware of it being an April Fools parody. Perfect introduction.
It fecking was mate.
One of his old April Fools gags (I think the Beaver) was the first LPL video I ever saw. Been hooked ever since.
Perfect introduction is also what Ms LPL said
I totally forgot until I saw the previous year vids 😅
I got hooked on his coq
Recording this with a straight face is the real achievement here, hats off to this performance. Oscar worthy!
We have no idea how crooked his face might have been during this recording since he never shows it. He was probably grinning ear to ear.
Wondering how many takes he had to do?
You can hear his voice almost crack in laughter at 2:21
@@joseiten3647 Didn't notice that before, thanks.
That's the lawyer part.
Johnson Auto Lock Co: "oh hey, LPL is reviewing one of our locks! ok Mr Bigshot, let's see if you have what it takes to get past our product."
LPL: "you ram the johnson in 6-8 inches" "put it in the rear" "my father's is even bigger and he let me handle it"
Johnson Auto Lock Co: confusion and terror
P U R E C O N F U S I O N
Actually I think it is a perfect commercial. I will certainly remember what is 18 inch Johnson for a looong time.
@@MrPzyt true. Among countless locks i've seen from this channel, nothing beat 18-inches Johnson 😅
How this man manages to keep a straight voice despite what I imagine is a shit eating grin on his face as he rapid fires these jokes out is beyond me.
He's a lawyer. Literally trained to speak this way.
I imagine his face is completely deadpan but he's giggling on the inside
More likely recording video and voice separately, than overlaying voice into video.
For all we know this is the 69th attempt
@@austintrajkovski3007 nice
My Johnson does have one inexcusable flaw: it’s easily defeated with a jiggler attack
You've got to be careful with your covert tools, after all... 🤣
Tested for comb pick vulnerability yet?
Mine, not so easily.
Amazed at his ability to deliver this in one shot with no giggles
The power of lawyering
@@antanis them lawyering skills do come in handy
@David Needler A good taken care of older Johnson often works fine. If you have problems during insertion, you might lube it up a little and you will notice the shaft will slide in easily.
I feel like LPL has a specific collection of locks with amusing names purely for the sake of April 1st. And bless him for it.
The real April fools joke was that his wife got interested in locks...
@Big Smoke OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Or, at least she got interested in a nice Jonson!!
@@gcflower99 What woman ain't at least a little curious about a long and gerthy Johnson that is still stiff yet flexible that can lock things up pretty well.
Ok wait I didn't even realise that
I waited a year for this and it did not disappoint.
Same
So I heard.
Damn it, I even forgot about that April's Fool tradition and didn't check the video. Sorry, LPL, now I got the importance of the bell button.
I'm so impressed he manages to keep this up every year.
I’m sure his wife is, too
BUSTED! Awesome video, I had a good 4-5 minutes of laughing like I hadn't in a long time. Though I had to go back and see... indeed, at 2:20 I hear a lil chuckle! I'm still amazed at how well you kept it together for this video.
Damn, good catch! Nice to hear him laugh
God, I would kill to see the bloopers on these April Fools videos
Yup happened to me on the ex girlfriend backdoor one. I binged a bunch of lpl and that one came up. I was confused about the innuendo as there is nothing in the video itself to give away that it is a joke. I took a look at the comments and started over from the beginning. And searched for all of them.
There were none. LPL doesn't laugh, LPL doesn't cry, he's the next Chuck Norris :D
there are no bloopers, he does them all first try, he's just that serious and mature
@@Wolfhound_81 his depression get higher per year. In his newer vids his pitch just lowers
Ouf yes please lol
LPL proved once again that his sense of humor is just as sharp,on point and entertaining, as his lock picking skills. Mrs. LPL is one lucky lady.
Well of course shes a lucky lady, any lady would count herself lucky if her man had an 18 inch johnson
@@larcberger1559 lmao
@@larcberger1559 😁 yea, having a huge johnson is one thing, but knowing how to use it like a pro is another level
"Iv read about Johnsons this long but never imagined I'd get to handle one" LMAO
I started reading this exactly when he started saying it.
This is the 3rd time that’s happened to me this week.
@@loganmcbride7304 quarantine does that
@@loganmcbride7304 I just had the exact same thing 😂
*sweet home alabama intensifies*
Humour aside, that's the first time I've seen one of those locks.
I don't think they're used regularly, over here in Malaysia, but I could be wrong.
Which industries use these, by the way?
I started to get worried when he started to handle his fathers Johnson
yeah man, me too. it's too rare to be handled by LPL even, let alone anyone else
I am amazed that you managed to not even *sound* like you were smiling...
He did it very good. Only after careful listening I've heard some subtle change of the voice like if he is smiling a little.
Underrated comment
@Dyanosis except that doing funny stuff like that gets harder the more you say it. (Been there, done that, performed live)
thats where the 2nd part of his name comes in
he sounds like hes holding back at the end there, you can hear a change
"Scream on 1, nothing on 2, a little bit of resistance on 3..."
lmao, I am proud.
Tears on 4
I hope there's nothing binding in that don't think it's a good idea to jam a shim in the top to pop in open and definitely don't put to much tension at the bottom.
"wiggling a little and it will open by itself, just like that"
Sadly mine isn’t built amazingly. I can just shove something big in there without effort and it will open in seconds. I’m not very proud
The last three years have set up a bit of an expectation. You did not disappoint.
LPL totally delivered. I really can't wait for 04/01/2022
Freud could write volumes about this guy.
Every word of this is so dirty and yet perfectly clean
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Holy crap he always NAILS the delivery of these, it's to perfect.
*too
@@grammarofficerkrupke4398 we ned too chek thos dirty gramar erors right comrade
My dude is on a whole different level with these, the absolute greatest shitposts of all time
You know what, There’s no way he did this with a straight face either
This was fantastic!
Thanks for the valheim guide videos firespark!
This seems like a fake comment on a anti virus site 😂
I enjoyed this more than most "april fools" videos.
AYY MY FAVOURITE VALHEIM CONTENT CREATOR
Whoa! Firespark?! Love your vids too!
LPL has really stepped up his innuendo game. This is fantastic.
Innuendo??
Wasn't he just displaying his Johnson and that of his father??
The larger Johnson lock is what pushed it to a whole new level! Fred
The larger Johnson lock is what pushed it to a whole new level! Fred
LockPickingLawyer is the only man alive capable of pulling off a dong joke in any situation
Some might say he’s really good at pulling off
I'm surprised he didn't even snicker during that whole video.
He is very good at picking the little holes and make them come out
When your entire channel is about puttin' things in holes and getting through backdoors, the jokes are inevitable.
@@doubledoot I would be curious to know whether it took him more than one take to record.
A moment of silence for my brothers who fell asleep with youtube on autoplay and woke up listening to this
Lmao
I was listening with this in the background while it autoplayed..very surprising
As a retired attorney, I'll tell you -- not only are there advanced law school classes to help you perfect this kind of delivery, there are also classes to teach you to sit through things such as this, and far, far worse, without so much as blinking. And then there's "maintaining a look of attentive concern" while someone reads from a phone book -- in Finnish.
I suggest practicing on cows. As long as you hold that feed bucket, they will listen to anything you have to say.
@@geraldfrost4710 That's not going to help you develop your delivery. The challenge is to do it with dogs -- if you can keep a dog's attention, just with your voice, you've got it. But if you pause or stall, the dog goes back to licking his balls, you've lost his attention and you need to do better.
@@artiem5262 I'm pretty sure any elocution teacher reading this will not comment because they will have had a coronary.
It being the day, my son sent me a picture of two hams held together by a C-clamp. He's a chef, so he often sends me strange food related stuff.
The caption was "If you're happy and you know it..."
I think I'm gonna need those classes, honestly 🙂
Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan!
Eikun perkele, ei pysty koska korona.
I love that the videos still make sense without any innuendos
That's the REAL craftsmanship there! To take a perfectly factual and informative script, and then absolutely SMOTHER it with innuendo and double entendre, and yet it's STILL a good 'straight' script, too!
A 7 Year old can understand it and it makes sense, but then when they rewatch it 10 years later it’s just 👁 👄 👁
I thought it was just a regular video when I watched it...
I got it auto played
I know. But you have dirty mind. I blame "Top Gun" ;) I loved the video also, for same reason. I could not stop laughing!
The fact you were able to pull off something this long in one take without blowing it is amazing. You deserve an award, but all I have is a like button.
"My father's Johnson has a wide, bulbous feature at the end of the shaft"
DEAD
I died when he talked about getting to handle it
Unrelated but cool golden sun avatar
The fact that he kept that voice without wavering
Yeah Id laugh my ass off, specially when he brought up his fathers 24-inch Johnson😂
From tiny Coq to an 18-inch long Johnson... someone has been clicking questionable ads, and it worked
We've come a long way
"Buy these pills, it'll enlarge your Johnson by 2" a week!"
"Holky shit, they actually work!!!!!"
...
"Why are you selling these through spam, _everyone_ would buy these?!?!
" try my best but.... but... Nobody Believes Me..QQ"
We finally know the real owner of the swedish pump
@@songogu9 yeah, that kind of thing just isn't his bag...baby
a "long" way pffttttt hahaha.
2:15 "I never imagined is get to handle one" that line really got me
I'm impressed with the fact that he got through that monologue without laughing..
LPL does not laugh. See other youtoobers try to get him to and fail.
there will be 23 outtakes lying around in an SD card somewhere, for sure.
Around 2:57 you can kinda hear in his voice that he is trying not to laugh. But yeah, his deadpan delivery is what makes the whole joke work.
"I've read about Johnson's this long but never imagined I'd get to handle one" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I innocently thought he'd stop at "get to see one".
AND IT'S HIS FATHER'S
Johnson & Johnson has a whole new meaning.
“That’s what she said”
me trying to not giggle:
"In terms of maturity we have no maturity"
Same
it got bad in my mind very quickly :P
3 years later. Coming from the latest episode. This is gold!
The real masterpiece is doing this in one take without bursting out laughing
I'm quite sure this is not the first take, but it is very, very well done. Easily some of the best April 1st stuff I came across today.
This is just the take he used. How many attempts did it take to get this one?
He almost cracked at 35 seconds...lol. I was crying the whole time.
@@SolarWebsite they mean all in one shot, not the actual first take
I can't help but feel like a "wife also liked his father's johnson" joke was vetoed.
Oh absolutely, I mean, it was so clearly ripe for the picking that I was surprised it didn't go there
@@philippkuhn2515 too easy, the fact that he didn't make that joke makes it even funnier I think
EXACTLY
This is all one take. One giggle would ruin the whole shoot. Man's got serious self control.
Showing off his lawyer skills lol
Well - that and a blooper reel that's also unusually long by now.
@@robertnett9793 Just like his Johnson?
@@NexusrexDev Indeed.
He probably voices it over afterwards
Perfect delivery as always xD
I imagine some crafty 10 year old who's really interested in locks watching this entire video and thinking "what's the joke?"
And nobody will explain.
That’s how you motivate kids to use search engines (and get around content filters - which tend to be Swiss cheese, unless they are the great firewall and backed by repression).
Kids are stupid these days and have no disapline it's stupid
@@advorak8529 huh?? kids use search engines?? I don't know what you're trying to get at.
@@reecec1170 Says the one who spelled Discipline "disapline."
@@reecec1170 maybe you should learn how to spell before you call kids stupid.
Holy hell, he is a master at this sort of double entendre!
so dirty words but also so holy that suzan wont mind LMAO
So mild and earnest. I'm crying. Amazing delivery.
God how does he do these videos without laughing? It’s impressive.
That may have been the hardest 😅 part for him except his 18-inch johnson...
It has got to be scripted 😂
probably took 100 takes
I don't know how many times I paused the video and died.
I actually heard a couple times when it sounded like he might've lost his composure for a brief instant.
Not sure why this popped up on my recommend feed today but I’m not sad about it 😂
This is not an April Fools prank, it’s a masterpiece!
The LockPicking Lawyer is a gift to the internet. Please never stop being awesome.
Deaf people: That is a wierd lock but cool
Blind people: Wtf!
underrated
😂😂😂😂
Haha, love it.
How are blind people finding this
HAHAHAHA
I love your channel. I been watching for years. It’s wild that you make thit exact same content.
A lock, getting opened. With only your hands shown.
And it’s still so entertaining. Your commentary with the simplicity of the video is what I love.
With that being said. This is legitimate a comedic episode.
Great work.
"I can't even get it all on screen"
I died
A master wordsmith at work, all while carefully handling not only his own Johnson, but also his father's Johnson to show everyone just how much pleasure gets out of these devices. Well consummated, sir!
Hmmph..!
@Mr. Shlock To be clear, I'm not claiming to be the master wordsmith, rather that LPL is the master at work, but also that I say that with a bit of tongue in cheek.
@Mr. Shlock
Lol those things you just listed are EXACTLY the reason why I absolutely love his april fools vids.
props to your dad for still having a functional Johnson
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Its old but can still do its job just fine
Rofl!
this is the best innuendo anyone has ever done absolutely flawless
LOL. I love these. I knew this was "coming" today.
AH!
"Coming"
Help me make a come smoothie
@@WELLINGTON20 yes officer, this comment right here. ⬆️⬆️
This video literally killed me
most TH-camrs on April fools: "gone wrong gone sexual!"
LPL on April Fools: "hehehe. dick."
*johnson
Its johnson, not dick
@@poyrazgenc johnson means a penis
@@MemeReviewer wooooooosh
The woosh is strong on this one.
LPL has the best April Fool's bits. The most impressive thing is how straight he plays it.
Well if he wasn't straight, it might not be Mrs LPL he was testing his 18 inch Johnson on.
He is a lawyer. I’m sure he has to remove emotion when he speaks often.
I think testing his dad's Johnson in the rear entrance wasn't exactly playing it straight
Bruh it's just winner after winner. Every word of every line is absolutely perfect. This is the perfect video, I'm done, this is All I need for the rest of my life.
TH-cam algorithms not sophisticated enough to demonetize it. Cudos to you LPL.
Even the algoritm love a big Johnson
Kudos*
There is nothing to demonetize it for, the video is only refering to vintage locks of differing lengths and their versatilities;)
The video is strictly instructional for the propper usage of a security device, using... a bit... em... 'unconventional' word usage. xD
don't tell youtube about LPL's johnson.
Being able to say this in that perfectly calm voice should be an instant pass in acting school
You can hear a little waver in the case of "In and case" where he probably stifled a little giggle, otherwise immaculate ability not to laugh!
I love how you reeled off so many innuendos, yet didn't miss a beat by giggling. That's professionalism right there!
Take a shot every time you giggled,
and I blacked out.
he was very close near the end. you could hear it creeping in.
69 takes
Remember, his day job, is in his channel name. Imagine the arguments his clients ask him to make in court, and in writing ! This video is easy pickn's.
@@redflthcui Agreed, when he said "In any case" he sounded like he was almost about to
tward the end you can just hear the smile on his face.
I’m starting to see why you haven’t posted in 3 days, you were to busy laughing trying to film this.
He still is. You can tell that he is just about managing to hold it (the laughter, not the Johnson!)
He spent the time trying to figure out a way to get all of his father's Johnson on screen.
I had a hard listening to this video over my own laughter. I want to know how many takes it took him to do the video.
Would've liked it if it wasn't at 666
From a 2.5 inch coq to an 18 inch johnson: I don't think this big of a change comes without a professionals touch.
Like the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
2.5 inch coq to an 18 inch long Johnson, exactly what the adverts on the side of porn hub advertise
I was waiting for this comment, I would have been disappointed if nobody dropped that 😂
Would it be safe to say LPL is a grow-er, not a show-er?
@@zrobotics it would be safe to say he makes up for it with technique
Can only imagine LPL quietly laughing to himself as he wrote this script, haha
im sorry, but I had to like even though you were at 169 likes. I did this because I like your comment, and know that some other person (a very uncultured one) would like it anyways so i just liked it anyway
@@didntThinkBeforePosting same with 369. Maybe it will stop at 420 so we are all freed from this burden :)
@@sebastianwendl603 alas, for the comment is too good, and many people wish to like the comment.
I was the 420th like
god this reply section is stupid
I've followed you on TH-cam for quite some time and this is the first time I've viewed this video. It took me almost 10 mins to wipe the tears from my eyes, I was laughing so hard.
Watch his other April Fools videos in preparation for this year
Walked up in the club like “What up, I got a big lock”.
Or, “What’s up, I got an 18 Inch Johnson, wanna check it out?”
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@@insfraud yea that ain't how the song goes.
This man is fifteen levels of comedy above most.
flawlessly smooth at all times XD
How you manage to get through this entire thing without chuckling is beyond me.
Tim Conway was not around :D
I swear you can almost hear him laugh at 2:50.
Lawyers have to learn to say things without laughing
OMG! Never watched one of your April Fools Video. You got me by surprise there. This is pure gold!
LPL's life has turned into a single ongoing project:
Preparing to best his last year's efforts.
I wait all year for these. And his Johnson did not disappoint.
His father's Johnson was pretty impressive as well.
Having seen his Johnson, as a guy, i have to say, i'm impressed.
@@aserta and as an expert on Johnsons, you can see from the discoloration that it gets plenty of use in a variety of situations.
From my wide expertise, that one seems a bit thin for brute force attacks but I bet it serves a nice function.
LPL "I'm going to do an April 1st episode with my Johnson"
Mrs LPL - Rolls eyes.
Apparently her response was more like, "Well, you are going to need a bigger one."
A friend just set this video to me on facebook. I was hysterical, the descriptions were delivered in a cool calm manor like you were presenting evidence to a jury. BTW I bought the Off Grid Knives Black Mamba because of your video. Keep up the good work.
BRUH WHEN HE WENT TO THE REAR OPENING I LOST IT
Just flip it over LMAO
So did Mrs Lockpicking Lawyer.
Just flip it over... I lost it right there. Fred
The fact that he can "narrate" all of this without laughing is a miracle on it's own
Very well implemented indeed
Edit : her ya go 😜
he's a lawyer
You can tell at the end he almost bursts out
I'm sure there are outtakes.
NARRATE has 2 r's
@@zraven1400 grammar/spelling nazi detected
It’s like “blows” to the head, repeated poundings…” innuendo if you will, I’m exhausted from that….” it’s genius I tell you!
The huge johnson energy that this guy radiates is admirable
LOL