Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍 [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver th-cam.com/video/EhuNRWskgNQ/w-d-xo.html [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/m-tKnjFwleU/w-d-xo.html [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/Joed0P3hhbc/w-d-xo.html [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/TRozAbaKs9M/w-d-xo.html [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/k9VewWKfH_0/w-d-xo.html
@@thegamingfireman8582 my guess is it went one of two ways. Either he recorded only a few words at a time and edited them together to avoid laughing, then editing that into the video track, or... This is after take 396 and two quaalude.
A coworker today told a joke to me he heard about how “the female equivalent of a cock block is a beaver dam,” and then proceeded to explain to me what a beaver is. This video popped up in my recommendations again, and only now did I understand. I clicked it and was not expecting how detailed you were. You even showed yourself playing with it and splayed it out on camera for all of us to see. Generous wife.
@@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote the man explains to his date “just so you know, I’m built like a baby down there, and I just want you to know that before we get too serious. Just so as there are no surprises.” His date of course is accepting of this and their relationship progresses to the point where our man exposes his package and his partner is shocked to discover how HUGE the man is. “I thought you said you were built like a baby?!?!?” The man answers, “yes, 8lbs 10oz and 21 inches long”
"I am going to fit my package in my wife's beaver." I cannot believe that Mr.Lock didn't break his lock and started gushing out in laughter after that sentence
I imagine LPL sitting down every evening throughout the year, coming up with funny innuendoes and just giggling at them, and then compiling them into an April Fool's video.
Next year will be something to do with the base its on, and the best replacement, first base, second base etc. Also the opening, nice click out of one , four is binding , etc
Every year I wait. Every year he delivers. LPL not only knows how to get into back doors, handle johnsons, and open beavers, but now he has shown me how to fill a beaver. Now I'm satisfied until next year.
This was absolutely top notch, man. I'm a bit disappointed not seeing you cram your package into her Beaver, but some things should be left to the imagination. Cheers!
@@RobplusPiper That may be true, but many of the 'free' ones out there are clearly not maintained or even damaged. The free Beaver market, in my experience, is very disappointing. I don't know, maybe I'm looking for free Beaver in the wrong places.
Everyone keeps being fascinated how he's able to do these with a straight face/tone of voice. It's as if everyone keeps forgetting he's a lawyer - the things in this video are surely not the most egregious things he had to say with a straight face.
Amazing how the entire video is educational for at least three completely different situations simultaneously. This is probably the most well written April fool's video I have ever seen.
I like how even though your wife requested you not show the act of filling her beaver on video, you showed the beaver filled to capacity in the thumbnail. For this, I thank you.
That's the hardest to unlock as well, only a skilled picker would be capable of taking advantage of someone's back door. It helps if you know it for a long time though. In time I've been capable to pick even my girlfriend's "back door". Just keep trying.
Ew, let those bananas run wild and free like nature intended. They taste better and have better texture. Just make sure it's a well researched banana you know and trust.
I didn't know LPL had this sense of humor. It's fantastic and very well done. I laughed the entire damn time. Excellent work, sir. Thanks for sharing your wife's beaver with the rest of us.
I think it's for the better. That is definitely not a subject I would like to be familiarized with in a classroom, or any other way then the one and only good ole private time. That's something between you and your spouse, a discovery, an adventure, your own thing. Not a kitchen appliance instruction manual.
@@ocwpzw If no one teaches teenagers how to have sex safely and use protection properly then teenage pregnancy rates skyrocket, STDs spread more easily and far more people are taken to hospital with sex related injuries, or even die because they are too embarrassed to seek help. None of that is a good thing.
@@qactustick Cheaper than a pre-med human biology undergrad program, and the unique, weird stink particular to health textbooks is known to have addictive properties
The depths to which you go in explaining the servicing of and working with a Beaver are eye watering. Your wife's Beaver is a bottomless well of joy for everyone, one eyed or two!
You have to appreciate his professionalism in not killing over laughing during this video. “I’m going to stuff my 15lb banana package into my wife’s beaver!”
The expression is keeling, not killing. Not trying to be a grammar Nazi, just trying to be helpful, because I was confused until I realized the mistake.
Pro-tip when working with Beavers is to make sure your nails are trimmed, preferably manicured, that really allows you to ease into the Beaver without too much resistance.
I'm impressed by how well maintained your wife's beaver is. She obviously takes great care to keep it operating smoothly and keeping its finish nice and smooth. She must tender special care quite often by the polished and sleek look of it, and I can only imagine that the action is very fluid as well, seeing how easily you were able to turn the knob without any resistance. I've seen quite a number of women let their beavers go untended and get very messy over the years, so I hope you can appreciate the level of care she puts into hers. It's unfortunate that we couldn't get some shots of the actual filling, but I completely understand that she wouldn't want that on camera, as what she chooses to allow into her beaver is usually a pretty personal one and shouldn't be flouted all that much, especially for the world to see. Thanks again for another great video.
Your videos on April 1st are my favorite part of the "festivities." 3 years already, how time flies. We love the double entendres, and the mixed comments just make it that much better. Happy April to everyone!
The ability to not only come up with this, but say it with a complete poker face is nothing short of godlike. Just like the first time I encountered a beaver, these three minutes were the highlight of the year and it's all downhill from here.
BEST April 1st series ever. Always looking forward to seeing how LPL handle Mrs. LPL's beaver. Every year it always amazes me how articulate and precise LPL navigates through this very touchy and sensitive topic. His deep dive provides such satisfaction that I have to reevaluate my own situation with my wife's beaver. Knowing I have the videos to reference, I am confident I can fully have my wife come to fruition and reach the climax of this difficulty. Thank you for making this series. if you ever decide to put up a paywall for such services, I am sure I am not the OnlyFan that is willing to subscribe to your site. Thank you!
I always look forward to your April Fools' videos, and you never disappoint! Kudos, sir, your wife's beaver has once again brought happiness to countless strangers across the interwebs!
I don't know if i'm more impressed of the amount of innuendos he can fit in less than four minutes or of the sheer girth and size of that 15 pounds banana treats packet
Imagine having to convince a jury of your client's innocence with a straight face when Mr. Murder McMurderface is sitting over there making funny faces at the victims family.
@@auginater4200 probably went to rough handling a Beaver or Johnson. Normally it's just a sprain, but if you really force things, things will break. Hopefully the Beaver/Johnson wasn't damaged.
I haven't laughed this hard in 6 months. The calm demeanor of you voice made it 100 times as funny. This had to take several tries to record. Thanks for the laughs.
@@kroolini3678 What an interesting way to say "I don't understand the concepts of personality/subjectivity of humour. Let alone the fact that I don't understand that people live their own lives and experiences separate from my own." :^)
@@shravan1005 True. And that shithole has been reported numerous times and is still at it. We can only keep reporting and hope that youtube finally gets the point and remove the account. And of course, block the account so it does not see comments about it.
I saw the video title and was immediately like "Uh no way he'd stoop as low as some beaver jokes" but it's exactly what it was and I laughed way too hard. Amazing content!
Every video he puts out especially the April 1st not only are they fun they're informative and contain a lot of detail that many others may leave out. The key it's always in the details get it.
I like to imagine LPL was casually walking in the city center when he encountered that treat dispenser, and brought it home super excited saying it would make for a good april's 1st video like 6 or 7 months ago
Well did you watch 782? It features him cracking up a bit, just watch it, the lock is an absolute train wreck. I geuenly felt bad for the lock manufacturers for being so utter failures that even masterlock seems safe in comparison
@@brian8410 there's a good chance she is if he's any way familiar with his channel she knows that on April Fool's Day he will feature an item that he can easily incorporate into a dirty joke I reference one of his previous April Fool's Day videos when he got into her back door of course it was the back door to her house but the way he phrased it and talked about the process it was clear it was meant to be an analog for anal sex especially with all the references to how much her ex had trouble with it
It has been said by many others, but I too want to congratulate you on making this video in one take without laughing. I died the whole time. Your content never ceases to surprise me.
I have been eagerly anticipating this video for the past 10 days. Seeing some beavers are truly worth the wait. Thanks for always showing us the right way to pick her locks.
What a legendary content creator! Monsieur LPL here consistently brings out the good content, and no less on April Fools. Never stop making these joke videos please, they're a treat!
🤣😂 I have never heard as many innuendos in as short a time. Well done. You managed to open both my mouth and my vocal cords without using a key. HA! Love it!
It's so great hearing a highly educated, clear-speaking man stay so calm and serious while delivering blue-collar humor at its finest. Happy April Fool's, LPL!
I personally like to try out multiple different models of Beavers not that there is much difference from one another but a strange new model is always nicer to play around with instead of using the same old one over and over.
I LOVE the mental image of Mrs. LPL going on a date with our boy and taking a gumball machine along for him to fiddle and pick at, preferably at a fancy candle-lit restaurant. I just love it. 😂
I doubt they did it on the table at the fine dining establishment as most of those frown upon such things. I'm sure they waited until they were at home and comfortable on the couch.
For once he's actually mistaken here, even a small package can adequately please, since the special spot that makes sure the candy gets where it needs to is pretty close to the mouth of the Beaver, where the candy comes out!
@@MrLordZenki well as long as your package has hefty enough with sufficient girth it’s actually absolutely true. Deep inside the beaver where the second opening is there aren’t any parts that make any significant difference
This has to be my favorite use of the english language... It left me in stitches with how precise and ambiguous it was at the same time. Great one for April 1st.
Your wife has one of the finest beavers ive ever seen. My wifes beaver is a bit beat up and used, but it still takes my banana shaped treats just fine.
The creative use on innuendo in this video is a masterpiece 🤣😂 LPL is the Da Vinci, the Picasso, the Michaelangelo, the Van Gogh of innuendos. This video is like music to my ears 👏 well done sir, well done.
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Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍
[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
th-cam.com/video/EhuNRWskgNQ/w-d-xo.html
[1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/m-tKnjFwleU/w-d-xo.html
[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/Joed0P3hhbc/w-d-xo.html
[862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/TRozAbaKs9M/w-d-xo.html
[651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/k9VewWKfH_0/w-d-xo.html
April fools time!
April fools babbbbyyyyyyyy!
I really appreciate the video of the inside of your wife's beaver.
very nice pun on the intro.....3days made me chuckle
I've been waiting for this upload since 12am :)) Thank you LPL!
His ability to perfectly maintain his composure through this monologue is all the proof you need to know he really is a lawyer.
i would never be able to do that, i would laugh after the first sentence lol
Yup 😁
@@solidsnaker1992 same.
Who knows how many takes this took. xD
@@GrubbJunker good point. But I don't see noticeable cuts so do it in one shot tho... Would take me 3 months if 6hr/day training
You'd think it's a joke but this man is teaching us all the important bits
took me some research to find out that beaver is a slang word for P
he is very well informed
LPL teaches sex ed
This clip should be played at schools, would teach them a lot.
@@sonnguyen-iv7gv ...ussy
The fact that he doesn't break character for even a second is an accomplishment in of itself
And this is the fifth year in a row that he does that
imagine how many takes it took though, I want to see the bloopers
there's no character...
he is the character
@@thegamingfireman8582 my guess is it went one of two ways. Either he recorded only a few words at a time and edited them together to avoid laughing, then editing that into the video track, or...
This is after take 396 and two quaalude.
A coworker today told a joke to me he heard about how “the female equivalent of a cock block is a beaver dam,” and then proceeded to explain to me what a beaver is. This video popped up in my recommendations again, and only now did I understand. I clicked it and was not expecting how detailed you were. You even showed yourself playing with it and splayed it out on camera for all of us to see. Generous wife.
I dont suppose youve heard the one about the guy who was built like a baby down there?
@@TalonPro no...what is the one about the guy that was built like a baby down there?
@@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote when a package and a beaver get together theat one unlucky guy was built like a baby down there
@@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote the man explains to his date “just so you know, I’m built like a baby down there, and I just want you to know that before we get too serious. Just so as there are no surprises.” His date of course is accepting of this and their relationship progresses to the point where our man exposes his package and his partner is shocked to discover how HUGE the man is. “I thought you said you were built like a baby?!?!?” The man answers, “yes, 8lbs 10oz and 21 inches long”
@@DBKING04020 OOOHHH lmao, and thank you so much for actually telling it. I wasn’t sure if I was crazy or the other’s was with their explanation.
Keeping a straight face while recording this was a skill in of its own
Its called law school, lol
Why do you think he never shows his face !?
Why? It's not funny.
@@donkremer6019 You must have no sense of humor, then. LOL
I wonder how many takes it took hahaha
Can we take a moment to appreciate that in 4 short years, he's gone from having a tiny coq to a 15lb banana shaped package
Maybe the ads weren't lying?
@@wildcard1791 Doctors HATE him because he found this one WEIRD trick for natural growth. Maybe next year he'll tell us the secret
The fanbase ain't the only thing that experienced drastical growth.
Via an 18 inch long johnson
@@yolophanthd5420 Should probably get that checked out, cancer there is no laughing matter.
The fact that you got through this without once breaking your typical cadence and tone is mind blowing to me. What a professional Beaver stuffer.
If you haven't watched his other April Fools' videos, I strongly recommend them. They're linked in the description.
We don’t see the bloopers or failed takes.
If he did this on the first try, than I join you in amazement
@@ammon46298 I'm pretty sure he is actually a retired lawyer so hence why he can keep his usual tone and cadence while delivering comically dry humour
He's had years of practice stuffing his wife's Beaver. Sometimes he's kind enough to film it, so others can enjoy it, as well. 🙂
@@jiminycriket On Po... no wait... Lockhub ofcourse,... :-)
"I am going to fit my package in my wife's beaver."
I cannot believe that Mr.Lock didn't break his lock and started gushing out in laughter after that sentence
Remember, he's a lawyer. He doesn't do laughing.
Breaking his lock would be unthinkable...
I imagine LPL sitting down every evening throughout the year, coming up with funny innuendoes and just giggling at them, and then compiling them into an April Fool's video.
Next year will be something to do with the base its on, and the best replacement, first base, second base etc. Also the opening, nice click out of one , four is binding , etc
@@highpath4776 Nothing worse than getting your beaver in a bind
@@zlinedavid You do not want a beaver to seize up on you while picking it... in worst case scenario the owner might lock it down for good...
Every year I wait. Every year he delivers. LPL not only knows how to get into back doors, handle johnsons, and open beavers, but now he has shown me how to fill a beaver. Now I'm satisfied until next year.
I feel cheated. We didn't actually get to see HOW to stuff the beaver.
Like making the dough for the bun - but never seeing it get put into the oven.
I was looking forward to this every year
This is truly a man of culture and many talents.
You forgot his tiny Coq
"Now I'm satisfied until next year." that's what her beaver said?
Your wife has a really nice beaver. I’m sure we all appreciate how well-maintained it is
I'm sure she appreciates him maintaining it as well as he does
Yeah, She just had it stuffed.
Unlike Craig's mom's beaver.(South Park reference)
Not a hair on it!
Is beaver a double meaning term which I'm failing to understand?
Pusshy..?
LPL teaching us the importance of consent when fiddling with other people's beavers, what a king.
Didn't he imply he was cheating on her with the newest one lol.
the fact he did this in 1 continuous take, without laughing, is impressive
Exact same thought. Dude's a professional in all things.
No evidence without hands!
And quickly, too. When I tried the same maneuvers it took so long I ended up dumping my goodies on the floor.
Nope. He made edits.
I have a feeling we just saw the end result? That was very impressive either way. I could not stop laughing.
This was absolutely top notch, man. I'm a bit disappointed not seeing you cram your package into her Beaver, but some things should be left to the imagination. Cheers!
I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on TH-cam. So don't feel too bad for me, dear Marc
@@AxxLAfriku good for you
Could mr. LockPickinglLwyers' dad put his Johnson in it?
@@AxxLAfriku Rob the bank I guess
At 15lbs I hope he has some leftover for my wifes beaver!
I can tell this man appreciates his wife's Beaver. I feel like many people don't appreciate how lucky they are to even have a Beaver in their life.
Not really lucky…because Beavers are everywhere, and they’re cheap, or even free. In fact the Beaver market is flooded with inventory 😉
These days, many Beavers require super high maintenance. And come with lots of additional costs.
Remember: for every great looking beaver in the world, there's a man who's sick of servicing it.
@@RobplusPiper That may be true, but many of the 'free' ones out there are clearly not maintained or even damaged. The free Beaver market, in my experience, is very disappointing. I don't know, maybe I'm looking for free Beaver in the wrong places.
I was hoping to see him slip his entire arm into his wife's beaver, but I guess we just can't have everything.
I think that wrapped treats should also be a consideration to help keep things a little more clean and help prevent the device from becoming clogged.
I'm surprised that wasn't in the actual video. A similar remark is included in the 2023 April 1st video though.
Hence the banana shape.
This man has perfected April fools day and we all get to benefit from it.
No lying. No pranks. Just some of the funniest content on TH-cam each year.
This made my wife get up in the other room and see what you was talking about. That was hilarious!
I was just thinking "WTH would someone think if this was audio only" LOL!
Mine asked what the hell I was watching when she heard the audio. LOL!
I had it on the TV with the screen off oh God it was hilarious 😂
Well she was curious she has never seen a large package..... of bananas before lol
Mine just watched it over my shoulder and she's almost turning blue from laughter!
Everyone keeps being fascinated how he's able to do these with a straight face/tone of voice.
It's as if everyone keeps forgetting he's a lawyer - the things in this video are surely not the most egregious things he had to say with a straight face.
I am still willing to bet it took multiple takes to get this all in one go, lol
Egregious.... an lpl classic word!
will smith also taught us about his wife with a straight face
Is he an Actual Attorney btw? This is Funny As heck 🤣
I would be dying or drunk just trying to get a strait face
Amazing how the entire video is educational for at least three completely different situations simultaneously.
This is probably the most well written April fool's video I have ever seen.
Perhaps the most well written video for more than just April Fool's.
Nah the best April fools video is civvie 11 who made an entire fake game with a backstory about a old school shooter about pinhead from hell raiser
Wait, three? Whats the third?
@@okuyasuniijimuraI think it’s Lockpicking, Candy Machine Filling, and sex safety
"Before trying to put toys in a beaver, always ask the owner for both permission and instructions." Very good advice!
My partner wanted to try toys in the bedroom. She was a little annoyed after the fourth hotwheel came down the track.
@@TacComControl Lmao 🤣😂
@@TacComControl woh woh woh. We're talking about beavers here
I always did read the manuals 😂
Your April 1st videos are probably one of my favourite traditions
wrap it up, April fools has been had, and it was awesome
AMEN!
This is the only reason I've started liking April fools these past few years
Literally has been refreshing the page for this. The delivery is top comedy.
100% agree! This is the first video I check out on April 1st, and it's never topped
I like how even though your wife requested you not show the act of filling her beaver on video, you showed the beaver filled to capacity in the thumbnail. For this, I thank you.
upvoted to 69
Too funny 😁 😂
This man is a national, nay, GLOBAL treasure. Protect him at all costs.
These never disappoint. I think my favorite is still the “back door” one.
That's the hardest to unlock as well, only a skilled picker would be capable of taking advantage of someone's back door. It helps if you know it for a long time though. In time I've been capable to pick even my girlfriend's "back door". Just keep trying.
That's the only one where his voice audibly cracks from holding back laughter.
It was a two-wipe job
Remember kids, whether the banana is peeled or not, it must be protected with secure packaging to keep germs from spreading.
LMFAO how does this comment not have more votes!!!!
Now I really wish LPL had thought of this innuendo, and featured it in the video
Ew, let those bananas run wild and free like nature intended. They taste better and have better texture. Just make sure it's a well researched banana you know and trust.
@@wom_Bat Only fools forgo secure packaging in favor of better texture. Better to be safe than sorry.
@@wom_Bat 😭😭😭been wild and now l feel sick
Absolutely wonderful when a couple are so content that the wife will let their spouse teach others how to fill their wife's beaver.
if only Will Smith had kept his cool like LPL 😂
Heh Phrasing
@@-EchoesIntoEternity- I'm confused... does Jada have a Candy Dispenser made by Beaver too?
@@trickytreyperfected1482 She keeps it shaved smooth.
@@Milesco I don't think candy dispensers have hair. If yours does, you REALLY need to clean that mold out.
I didn't know LPL had this sense of humor. It's fantastic and very well done. I laughed the entire damn time. Excellent work, sir. Thanks for sharing your wife's beaver with the rest of us.
He does it every year. On April 1st
Mr LPL, you’ve made a vast improvement over the years, from a tiny coq, to an 18-inch Johnson, and now: a 15-pound package.
Next year: Two ton battering ram
that's the top comment
Or some huge piston or hydrolic press.
Aélon Ashryver hydraulic, sorry, just had to point it out.
Can we all appreciate that he did this in one take without breaking or laughing.
there were definitely multiple script reads tho
Being an actual lawyer would help with composure.
Image LPL saying this with audio only... that was funny✌✌✌✌✌
@@2gofaster close your eyes and let the magic happen
Tom Scott would be proud
This man just taught me more about "beavers" in 4 minutes than my high school health class did in 4 years.
A scathing indictment of the American education system
I think it's for the better. That is definitely not a subject I would like to be familiarized with in a classroom, or any other way then the one and only good ole private time. That's something between you and your spouse, a discovery, an adventure, your own thing. Not a kitchen appliance instruction manual.
You took health class for 4 years?
@@ocwpzw If no one teaches teenagers how to have sex safely and use protection properly then teenage pregnancy rates skyrocket, STDs spread more easily and far more people are taken to hospital with sex related injuries, or even die because they are too embarrassed to seek help. None of that is a good thing.
@@qactustick Cheaper than a pre-med human biology undergrad program, and the unique, weird stink particular to health textbooks is known to have addictive properties
The depths to which you go in explaining the servicing of and working with a Beaver are eye watering.
Your wife's Beaver is a bottomless well of joy for everyone, one eyed or two!
I'm really impressed with how clean, shiney, new and flawless your wife's beaver looks!!!
Proper cleaning habits are important when handling a beaver! Its makes the experience a lot more pleasant for all involved~
ah, too much plastic
Not a hair in sight.
Way better than his ex's back door, no wonder he left her for such a pristine beaver.
If your wife's beaver looks new, I'm calling the police.
You have to appreciate his professionalism in not killing over laughing during this video. “I’m going to stuff my 15lb banana package into my wife’s beaver!”
If you're killing someone, that someone is gonna die. If you're keeling over and die, you will first almost "fold together" and then die
That was the one!
I feel like he's too good to even have outtakes, a one-take-wonder if ya nasty
The expression is keeling, not killing. Not trying to be a grammar Nazi, just trying to be helpful, because I was confused until I realized the mistake.
@@kylegrefe4399 hey, thank you! I will definitely have to remember that one! It looked right typing, but sounded wrong repeating.
I'm glad you covered the safety aspects here. No one wants a toy awkwardly wedged in their beaver
And of course nobody wants to pay a few quarters and get nothing. 😏
Ha ha ha
Pro-tip when working with Beavers is to make sure your nails are trimmed, preferably manicured, that really allows you to ease into the Beaver without too much resistance.
@@spacedbro That makes no sens whatsoever but we all know what you mean
@@ann-louiseidman-soysal7819 It's very important part when you wanna get your tool to stick into a beaver. You don't wanna scratch anything and all.
I'm impressed by how well maintained your wife's beaver is. She obviously takes great care to keep it operating smoothly and keeping its finish nice and smooth. She must tender special care quite often by the polished and sleek look of it, and I can only imagine that the action is very fluid as well, seeing how easily you were able to turn the knob without any resistance. I've seen quite a number of women let their beavers go untended and get very messy over the years, so I hope you can appreciate the level of care she puts into hers. It's unfortunate that we couldn't get some shots of the actual filling, but I completely understand that she wouldn't want that on camera, as what she chooses to allow into her beaver is usually a pretty personal one and shouldn't be flouted all that much, especially for the world to see.
Thanks again for another great video.
I just want to thank your wife personally for letting me have a look at her beaver. That was really nice of her.
and we gotta give props to lpl. that beaver looks very well maintained.
@@l8rn3rds one couldn't tell that it was used at all.
Either his wife never watches these or she has enviable levels of patience and humour.
It's an huge win for the LPL no matter which is the answer.
"enviable levels of patience"? Have you seen how Mrs. LPL went around the Ben & Jerry's Ice cream lock?
Boy the women you've dated must have been the worst if you think anyone would be offended by this.
@@megman2465 Ice cream makes fools of us all.
@@megman2465
On her defense though it's ice cream, we shouldn't joke about important topics. Plus she did defeat the lock pretty flawlessly
@@megman2465 yeah 😂 I m voting for option 1
A video safe enough for a child to watch, but too dangerous to play at the office cubicles! 😂
So true. Out of context, this would be terrible.
@@miathegaymer i think the word you meant was terrific
@@solidsnaker1992 perhaps...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Children nowadays are less innocent than you may think
I thought LPL was a nerd and he didn't know his way around any beavers... now I realize he's much cooler than ill ever be.
1 take. This guy did the whole thing in one take.
So good, every year.
that could have been his 50th take for all we know!
I swear he spends all year planning this. My hats off to you and your wife's really beautiful beaver
Why are these always so well-written? They've def become something to look forward to every year on this channel haha
He's a lawyer.
A couple days ago, I was like "aw man, I wonder what he's gonna do" not disappointed
Not one single thing in this video wasn’t entirely accurate.
I never thought I would get a “birds and the bees” speech from the LockPickingLawyer.
Your videos on April 1st are my favorite part of the "festivities." 3 years already, how time flies. We love the double entendres, and the mixed comments just make it that much better. Happy April to everyone!
This is the 5th one though, right? He links them all in his description.
@@joeythelemur2 yes it's 5 years
@joeythelemur2 it is, just 3 years straight that I've been a subscriber to witness the release.
The ability to not only come up with this, but say it with a complete poker face is nothing short of godlike. Just like the first time I encountered a beaver, these three minutes were the highlight of the year and it's all downhill from here.
Poker *voice.
@@christophersavignon4191 you'll need to have a poker face as well. You can hear a smile in the voice, after all.
I've been following LPL's videos for a couple of years now and his April 1st features are still unexpected. Absolutely brilliant!
I only found him a couple of weeks ago and have loved his videos.
I admire the fact you are able to put so many innuendos into such a short video without so much as a giggle. Great April 1st video
BEST April 1st series ever. Always looking forward to seeing how LPL handle Mrs. LPL's beaver. Every year it always amazes me how articulate and precise LPL navigates through this very touchy and sensitive topic. His deep dive provides such satisfaction that I have to reevaluate my own situation with my wife's beaver. Knowing I have the videos to reference, I am confident I can fully have my wife come to fruition and reach the climax of this difficulty. Thank you for making this series. if you ever decide to put up a paywall for such services, I am sure I am not the OnlyFan that is willing to subscribe to your site. Thank you!
Hahaha I absolutely love this comment section, thank you thank you
I always look forward to your April Fools' videos, and you never disappoint! Kudos, sir, your wife's beaver has once again brought happiness to countless strangers across the interwebs!
His wife's beaver is a gift that keeps on giving!
I don't know if i'm more impressed of the amount of innuendos he can fit in less than four minutes or of the sheer girth and size of that 15 pounds banana treats packet
From the vantage point it looks even bigger than his 18 inch johnson that he showed a few years ago!
i dont even believe its 7.5(ish) kilos that looks more like 1.5
The Beaver corporate site needs to add this as an instructional video. Sales would increase.
To this day it still amazes me how LPL can say all this without letting out even a giggle 🤣I would die laughing
Lawyers are trained to say all sorts of things with a straight face.
Imagine having to convince a jury of your client's innocence with a straight face when Mr. Murder McMurderface is sitting over there making funny faces at the victims family.
we need the outtakes :-)
@@KreemieNewgatt I'm sure there were laughs... Outtakes are not his style, and I admire that about LPL.
Non outtakes bloobers request #3...
These get better every year. Your writing is spectacular, as is your amazing delivery. Thank you for your service... and your humor!!!
What humor? He’s just teaching us how to fill his wife’s beaver
I had no idea this was an annual April 1st this for LPL. His “normal” picking videos are entertaining and informative. But this one? Wow!
This has more double-entendres in 3 minutes than an entire Bond film. Thank-you. Gave me a much-needed laugh after I broke my arm the other day.
I'm assuming you weren't being safe while handling someone's beaver
LPL may have beaten Shakespeare in the double-entendres per minute game 😂😂
Get better soon! Wishing you a speedy recovery.
May I ask how you broke it?
@@auginater4200 probably went to rough handling a Beaver or Johnson. Normally it's just a sprain, but if you really force things, things will break. Hopefully the Beaver/Johnson wasn't damaged.
Mrs. LPL on wedding night: "Sorry honey my father never gave me the key to this chastity lock"
LPL: "nice click out of 3....."
I don't know how he does this without breaking out laughing.
That's what editing and multiple takes are for.
He’s a professional
The same as when he picks open any Masterlock.
Take 1000 😂
because its LPL, no explanations needed
Him: "Nice beaver!"
Her: "Thank you, I just had it stuffed."
- The Naked Gun
I knew (hoped) I'd find this reference.
_Bingo_
*shows bingo card*
I haven't laughed this hard in 6 months. The calm demeanor of you voice made it 100 times as funny. This had to take several tries to record. Thanks for the laughs.
No way this is the funniest thing you’ve seen in 6 months. You must work in an orphanage
@@kroolini3678 What an interesting way to say "I don't understand the concepts of personality/subjectivity of humour. Let alone the fact that I don't understand that people live their own lives and experiences separate from my own." :^)
@@Joe_Grape Now that. That is one of the fumiest things I've seen in the past 6 months. Haven't laughed that hard after a hilarious video in a while.
Easily amused?
@@RuenUsque Brooo, no way that's the funniest thing. You must work in an orphanage or something!
After his wife sees this, LockPickingLawyer is going to need ADivorceLawyer.
Your wife must have a poor sense of humor :(
This april’s fool tradition is far and away my favourite… Brilliantly written as always, LPL.
Getting in LPL ex missus backdoor made me laugh 🤣
Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear lee
Don't reply to axxl trolls want attention replying gives them attention
Please
@@shravan1005 True. And that shithole has been reported numerous times and is still at it. We can only keep reporting and hope that youtube finally gets the point and remove the account. And of course, block the account so it does not see comments about it.
I saw the video title and was immediately like "Uh no way he'd stoop as low as some beaver jokes" but it's exactly what it was and I laughed way too hard. Amazing content!
Not even the first time he did.
He does this every year. It's glorious. Always great April 1st here.
LOL It's an April Fools' tradition here.
Your flatpan delivery turns this from funny to hilarious. Honestly you're one of the best when it comes to april 1st content
it's dead pan not flat pan lmao
Every video he puts out especially the April 1st not only are they fun they're informative and contain a lot of detail that many others may leave out. The key it's always in the details get it.
The LPL's channel truly is the gift that keeps giving
Ahhhh yes the kowledge he provides is never INAff
Just Like his wife’s Beaver is too
Ina!
I like to imagine LPL was casually walking in the city center when he encountered that treat dispenser, and brought it home super excited saying it would make for a good april's 1st video like 6 or 7 months ago
Treat dispenser 🤔
@@Sad_King_Billy 😂
treat dispenser? have a little respect, that's his wife's Beaver you're talking about!
he was walking along, and saw the beaver just there, by the side of the sidewalk...I"m sure he said "hey! that looks like my wife's beaver".
I think my favorite will always be the back door one, but his creativity with these things always blows me away.
That was a good one where LPL wipes the dirty back door before he sticks his tool in it. Such a gentleman.
blows you away? are you 5?
WOW! That is one heck of a clean and well maintained beaver. I can tell your wife doesn't over abuse it.
LPL: Proudly presents his wife’s beaver
The internet: *Interesting*
bro I kid you not that there are guys like that.
How he ever does these videos without hysterically losing it I'll never know.
You watched take 11 😉
That's half the point of rehearsal. Yes, it helps you memorize your lines, but it also helps you get all of your hysterical laughter out of the way.
Well did you watch 782? It features him cracking up a bit, just watch it, the lock is an absolute train wreck. I geuenly felt bad for the lock manufacturers for being so utter failures that even masterlock seems safe in comparison
I think LPL may need a good attorney if his wife's not in on the jokes.
@@brian8410 there's a good chance she is if he's any way familiar with his channel she knows that on April Fool's Day he will feature an item that he can easily incorporate into a dirty joke I reference one of his previous April Fool's Day videos when he got into her back door of course it was the back door to her house but the way he phrased it and talked about the process it was clear it was meant to be an analog for anal sex especially with all the references to how much her ex had trouble with it
It has been said by many others, but I too want to congratulate you on making this video in one take without laughing. I died the whole time. Your content never ceases to surprise me.
It's good to see LPL keeps his finger-nails trimmed when working on his Wife's Beaver.
That is clearly a very clean, well-kept Beaver. It looks practically unused!
Well after this video it's probably used now.
I look forward to seeing your wife's beaver each year. As always, this year did not disappoint.
Don't forget about the back door.
We've seen he's ex's. But hot his wife's backdoor yet .
I have been eagerly anticipating this video for the past 10 days. Seeing some beavers are truly worth the wait. Thanks for always showing us the right way to pick her locks.
What a legendary content creator! Monsieur LPL here consistently brings out the good content, and no less on April Fools. Never stop making these joke videos please, they're a treat!
I would have liked to see little Lego sailors in there, so you can give her all the Seamen she could possibly want in her Beaver.
Salty!
Cream filling might have worked, but it'd have been awfully messy.
@@GuardianOwl This isn't a blender - it's a sweet/candy dispenser!
@@GuardianOwl This is a candy dispenser like they have in stores, where you put a quarter in a d you get a handful of candies or a small toy
Loads of men would jam up the works, then he'd be stuck cleaning and clearing her Beaver.
Spoken like a True Lawyer
>Doesn't break character
>Doesn't show demonstration
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
true
anon out here exposing himself
I haven’t laughed this much in a while! Sticking to character just sold it!
You should watch his previous one about getting in his ex-girlfriend's back door.
This is still my all time favorite vid from LPL!
deaf viewers: "oh wow that quarter machine opened really quickly"
blind viewers: *"WHA-"*
Read your comment again, but slowly.....
"blind viewers"
@@mvl8209 blind people watching the vid that makes perfect sense
@@mvl8209 So, listeners...?
@@onemansvoice9132 Dead viewers:
@@onemansvoice9132 They're not "watching" anything
By far the best April fools content creator, no "pranks" just hard hitting great content! keep being awesome LPL!
That's true, but I like pranks.
The fact he did this all in one take without cracking; legend.
he's a lawyer, this probably isn't even cutting close to the most ridiculous stuff he had to say with a straight face
🤣😂 I have never heard as many innuendos in as short a time. Well done. You managed to open both my mouth and my vocal cords without using a key. HA! Love it!
I look forward to this every year. As always, you've outdone yourself LPL!
It's so great hearing a highly educated, clear-speaking man stay so calm and serious while delivering blue-collar humor at its finest. Happy April Fool's, LPL!
TIL that there's more to beavers than just the opening. This is going to be real useful information if I ever get to handle one. Thanks, LPL!
I personally like to try out multiple different models of Beavers not that there is much difference from one another but a strange new model is always nicer to play around with instead of using the same old one over and over.
Watch out for them toofers!
How you even recited this script without busting out into hysterical laughter is a skill unto itself! 👌🏼😂👏🏼
I LOVE the mental image of Mrs. LPL going on a date with our boy and taking a gumball machine along for him to fiddle and pick at, preferably at a fancy candle-lit restaurant. I just love it. 😂
i got a click out of one........
two is binding...
Three feels loose...
I was gonna say
LPL if u f it up She gonna lock pick Ur ass into a coma xD
I doubt they did it on the table at the fine dining establishment as most of those frown upon such things. I'm sure they waited until they were at home and comfortable on the couch.
Frank Drebin - “Nice Beaver.”
Jane Spencer - “Thank you. I just had it stuffed.”
LPL's videos are the only redeeming quality about April Fool's Day.
Try Forgotten Weapons for even more quality April Fools Videos
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Oh man - I rushed home today expecting an LPL April Fool's video; I am not disappointed and I'd rather see a Beaver than LPL's Johnson.
Saw the title, saw the thumbnail, to hell with it I knew this was going to be good and I regret nothing. This was good.
Let’s all just stand in appreciation on how cool Mrs. LPL is to help him make this.
Awesome LPL, awesome.
i wouldn't let my SO film my beaver on camera.
@@TheWorldEnd2 i would... but only for personal use... then again my beaver isn't unpacked yet and nobody has seen it
@@TheCatMurgatroyd Ah, mint condition
@@HugeCoffeeAddict lolol yes
I like to imagine that they actually spent their first few dates playing with a gumball machine
Nah remember, that wasn't until the 3rd date
For once he's actually mistaken here, even a small package can adequately please, since the special spot that makes sure the candy gets where it needs to is pretty close to the mouth of the Beaver, where the candy comes out!
But do remember that he has talked about his small coq before on this channel, I think he knows what he's talking about.
@@infernaldisdain8051 🤦🏻♂️
Yeah that's what all the people with small packages always tell themselves 🤣
@@MrLordZenki well as long as your package has hefty enough with sufficient girth it’s actually absolutely true. Deep inside the beaver where the second opening is there aren’t any parts that make any significant difference
@@infernaldisdain8051 that’s not quite true as it is known he has an 18 inch long Johnson
i love April first on this channel... its always great
"My wife let me play with her beaver on our third date." ... Im dead. My wife and I are laughing our asses off. Thank you!
This has to be my favorite use of the english language... It left me in stitches with how precise and ambiguous it was at the same time. Great one for April 1st.
Your wife has one of the finest beavers ive ever seen. My wifes beaver is a bit beat up and used, but it still takes my banana shaped treats just fine.
don't worry, beavers last forever if taken care of properly
Well I'm glad I didn't witness LPLs huge package being inserted into Mr LPL's beaver.
That would make a right mess.....
The creative use on innuendo in this video is a masterpiece 🤣😂 LPL is the Da Vinci, the Picasso, the Michaelangelo, the Van Gogh of innuendos. This video is like music to my ears 👏 well done sir, well done.