[1147] Locksmith Says My Videos Are BS... Loses $75 (Maybe)

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  • @nuketillupuke
    @nuketillupuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20579

    "This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I destroy a man's ego in 28 seconds."

    • @grim_raider_1812
      @grim_raider_1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      That would be a great intro to hopefully an update to the situation.

    • @Needshoe
      @Needshoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That's was brutal.

    • @EasySqueezy1
      @EasySqueezy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And career

    • @tek5358
      @tek5358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      truth.

    • @skridalthcrevasse2388
      @skridalthcrevasse2388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      NOTICE: It's actually 26 seconds when he finished picking the lock. The timer was on the 28th mark when he pressed the timer.

  • @pillowcaselaw
    @pillowcaselaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6701

    "2 minutes and 14 seconds"
    *1:36** in a 3 minute, 50 second video, package still not even open*
    Oh, this is gonna be a bloodbath...

    • @Frittataa
      @Frittataa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      This is an underappreciated comment should be top hilarious

    • @xp677
      @xp677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's always good when it takes as long to open the package as it does to open the lock! :D

    • @BogdanSass
      @BogdanSass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I actually paused at 1:41 for this exact reason, and went to read the comments to see if anyone else had the same thought. Was not disappointed :D

    • @FusionDeveloper
      @FusionDeveloper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      2 minutes and 14 seconds.... 2 times 14 seconds = 28 seconds.

    • @gordonbyron5145
      @gordonbyron5145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My thoughts exactly LOL

  • @Zorgdub
    @Zorgdub 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9751

    "I suspect it's far less if a challenge than Malcom will have trying to get his money back from the locksmith."
    Destruction 100

    • @WhiteGryphus
      @WhiteGryphus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@78eretah yes unoriginal 'cant like cuz 420 hahahhahahdhgawyurwahjuiydfj9i0w[aokl'

    • @RubyBoobs
      @RubyBoobs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

      reddit is down the hall and to the left

    • @Rose_Haw
      @Rose_Haw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@78eretif you haven't you can like it now!

    • @Bonn1770
      @Bonn1770 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Come on he's a lawyer, surely he can help poor Malcolm out collecting that refund.

    • @Buzzzy-bee
      @Buzzzy-bee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@RubyBoobsbest response

  • @Talkie2k
    @Talkie2k 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3515

    For the last three years I’ve been watching this everyday waiting the response of the locksmith who owes the viewer 75 dollars

    • @markuswx1322
      @markuswx1322 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +364

      Yeah, me too. Maybe he just never bothered. To be fair to the locksmith, it's really much more of a job than just picking. They make their living installing, replacing and servicing. The guy who comes to grind off your lock is making a housecall, and $75 sounds like a going rate. He's bonded and licensed, so a cop can't mosey up and accuse him of a crime. It costs him money to stay in business.
      This particular guy maybe took things a little personally, the way a doctor would with a patient who keeps looking up stuff on the internet and assuming he knows more than he does.

    • @magnificenthonky
      @magnificenthonky 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@markuswx1322Service guys, in general, get tired of people who have higher than reasonable expectations, based on what the customers have seen or read online, (mis)information from friends, family, or the random guy on the neighboring barstool.
      As a guy who's made a career of service trades, I appreciate your insightful commentary.

    • @ChiIeboy
      @ChiIeboy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

      @@markuswx1322 Maybe the lock owner never had the heart to show this video to the original locksmith. Prolly figured he'd jump off a bridge in despair.

    • @valethemajor
      @valethemajor 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      dedication.

    • @gregoryballestero4369
      @gregoryballestero4369 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      ​@@markuswx1322I mean if the owner of the bike is present I don't think it matters if the guy cutting the lock is a locksmith or your buddy with a grinder

  • @reed00112
    @reed00112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9530

    Takes longer to insert a USB drive the right way around.

    • @Ashtor1337
      @Ashtor1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Truth

    • @CryptoJordanVR
      @CryptoJordanVR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I tinker with computers and other electronics all the time and I've gotta say... this is so freaking true! 😂

    • @tylermann1499
      @tylermann1499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      fun fact: you can put it in the right way everytime by making sure the side with the holes is face up. it'll go right in each time.

    • @yoavmor9002
      @yoavmor9002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@tylermann1499 What about when the port is vertical or the device is upside down?
      Checkmate, atheists!

    • @yoavmor9002
      @yoavmor9002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tylermann1499 Source: My computer's motherboard's IO board has vertical ports

  • @vermine18
    @vermine18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26935

    You know he is dead serious when he doesnt describe what is going on during the lockpicking

    • @thetin5957
      @thetin5957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

      He even save people money

    • @nikaluss5946
      @nikaluss5946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      😂😂

    • @UncleBuckshots
      @UncleBuckshots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      He didn’t have enough time to explain

    • @TheCrook2908
      @TheCrook2908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Bro was SERIOUS lol

    • @jamestipton7872
      @jamestipton7872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      Honestly you can kind of tell what the hell he was doing anyway. He slipped the flat one in and popped open into hickey, then he put the tea bar looking thing in there and twisted the backend until the tumblers clicked.

  • @cracklecracklebaybay5612
    @cracklecracklebaybay5612 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1772

    Me: "Wonder why he needs the bandaid on his thumb...."
    LPL: Drags box cutter TOWARDS said thumb....
    Me: "Ah. Yup. THAT'S how."
    😆

    • @mikeekim242
      @mikeekim242 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @cracklecracklebaybay5612, I have a rule of never cut towards my body, and by golly I never get cut.

    • @bamzo
      @bamzo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cut towards your buddy, not your body@@mikeekim242

    • @michaeljmccurdy9449
      @michaeljmccurdy9449 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      @@mikeekim242 that reminds me of a story about when my grandfather was a boy. He saw an ad in a paper: "How to carve and whittle without cutting yourself. Find out how for only .25!" He sent the quarter and got a little piece of paper in the mail that simply read, "Cut away from yourself." I'm sure there were a few more words but that was basically it.

    • @spaz-tech
      @spaz-tech 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@mikeekim242……and it’s taken me 52 years & countless band-aids to learn that. Glad you caught on sooner. 😊

    • @DaniRadriendil
      @DaniRadriendil 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I'll never forget the time I cut my finger with a box cutter, bandaged it up, and less than an hour later, sliced the bandage because I did the same thing.
      The second lesson stuck.

  • @ichiris991
    @ichiris991 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +607

    This man defended the other locksmith and destroyed his reputation in 28 seconds…

    • @defxed
      @defxed 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Lolol I came here to say the same thing, I hope the guy who sent the lock in, outs the locksmith that and mouthed him

    • @cych2769
      @cych2769 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Nah, that locksmith destroyed his own rep, LPL gave a great reason as to why most locksmiths can't do it, we only laugh at it because of how arrogant the guy was when talking to his customer. Service industry 101 never badmouth a peer or competing business, especially to a customer. Even if that business is horrible you can still come off as unprofessional and petty.

    • @arratikli7497
      @arratikli7497 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cych2769 The letter seemed to imply that it was a rather common occurrence for the locksmith to be compared to LPL and other similar locksmiths. He may have been unprofessional when talking to the writer of the letter, but wouldn't you eventually get tired of people comparing you to others who are able to do things that you can't? Especially when they have only ever seen such things online rather than in the real world? If my job consisted of me getting told by people "oh but this guy online is better than you..." over and over by my customers, I would be rather worn down by it.

    • @evoluxman9935
      @evoluxman9935 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@cych2769 And by doing that, you may push the customer to go and see wether this other business really is that bad, just out of curiosity, and if you're wrong you'll look like a jealous fool. Just like here. Meanwhile LPL defends other locksmiths not being able to always pick things as sometimes it requires tools and skills they may not have, so he's being very fair to them.

  • @Knezy-fb5vu
    @Knezy-fb5vu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22761

    It is way scarier when he takes it seriously and goes quiet.

    • @denniss5845
      @denniss5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      LOL me too .I said shit just got real he's quiet

    • @raguhmuffin
      @raguhmuffin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is literally the worst

    • @Knezy-fb5vu
      @Knezy-fb5vu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ I don't think I want to.

    • @badhabit403
      @badhabit403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Kept waiting for the "Number 2 is binding"...

    • @nohal02
      @nohal02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@badhabit403 and also, "nice click on number 3."

  • @_rocrafttm_9925
    @_rocrafttm_9925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13753

    “I have 2 minutes and 14 seconds to pick this lock open.”
    *1 minute left in the video*

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    I'm reminded of a quote (I think from the movie _Lean On Me_ ), something like, "You don't have 25 years of experience! You've had the same year of experience 25 times over!"

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did it have Morgan Freeman strutting around being a hardline badass fixing a school?

  • @Uhhhboots
    @Uhhhboots 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +624

    Dude lmao, I was waiting for him to be confident enough to describe everything he does while he does it, but tbh it was scarier when he went dead silent throughout the picking process

    • @TheSkullkid16
      @TheSkullkid16 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Anytime you see someone who knows what they're doing suddenly go silent while doing that thing, you know they mean business. I'm not personally sure entirely what that's like, but I have friends who will sit there and suddenly get anxious when I stop talking in the middle of a game. I've done this in shooter games and watched my friends actively avoid me because they know that they no longer stand a chance 😅

    • @tomslastname5560
      @tomslastname5560 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      well, he was trying to race against the clock, he probably didn't want to use more time trying to describe what he was doing. And he's already made several Kryptonite bike lock videos anyway.

    • @spdcrzy
      @spdcrzy วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, because it means FULL concentration.

  • @KaliFortuna
    @KaliFortuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9330

    LPL: *cuts towards his thumb*
    LPL’s thumb: *already has a bandage on it*
    Boxcutter: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?”

    • @spencerwiltse2855
      @spencerwiltse2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

    • @diamondflaw
      @diamondflaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      That grip towards the thumb is very typical in both carving and cooking (particularly when using a paring knife) and gives excellent control of both edge orientation and depth of cut while also providing good leverage as you're using strength very local to the cut . The real danger comes when using a forehand grip (which uses larger arm and shoulder muscles further from the hand) and not being aware of body parts behind the piece being cut. A slipped forehand cut pushing away can swing wildly out of control and strike in particular the other arm, the legs, or a close bystander.

    • @jeremywilliams5107
      @jeremywilliams5107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@diamondflaw there's a _science_ to this?

    • @paninisinabox
      @paninisinabox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Really I said the same thing 4 hours ago. Lmao.

    • @pubcollize
      @pubcollize 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Cut toward your chum, not your thumb

  • @Nikells
    @Nikells 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5945

    Takes him longer to open the parcel than the lock.

    • @alexbenzler5327
      @alexbenzler5327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      gonna use tape and zipties to lock my bike from now on lmfao

    • @TheGrym_
      @TheGrym_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Hes not the ParcelOpeningLawyer.

    • @alrightyes1116
      @alrightyes1116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I'd be a bit suspicious if he started off with the lock already out of the wrapping. People might say that he must've done something to the lock before recording the video (though that's a bit of a stretch, of course).

    • @omniyambot9876
      @omniyambot9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@alrightyes1116 he could've just bought the same one to practice. But of course he's very experienced and skillful so.

    • @tranarchist6335
      @tranarchist6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I would suggest welding together a chain to lock your bike, you can't pick a weld

  • @khanhngo5979
    @khanhngo5979 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +353

    “I suspect it’s far less of a challenge than Malcom will have trying to get his money back from the locksmith.” 😂😂😂

  • @quezlark7875
    @quezlark7875 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Dude imagine being a "locksmith" for over 25 years and your tool of choice is a grinder.

    • @SILVERF0X13
      @SILVERF0X13 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Generally, when you call a locksmith, the goal is to get past whatever lock is present rather than preserve the lock. Drills/grinders generally do a pretty good job of accomplishing this goal as a lot of customers just want to get into the thing and replace the lock later. Non destructive is definitely preferred, but if you can't open your door and the guy you called out pulls up with a drill, I think a lot of people are gonna shrug and just get a replacement lock.

  • @laynegrey2003
    @laynegrey2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14030

    "Far less of a challenge than Malcolm will have getting his money back."
    Yes, police? I just witnessed a murder. Straight iced him lmfao.

    • @warnertesla8297
      @warnertesla8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What are you talking about? How is that a roast?

    • @laynegrey2003
      @laynegrey2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      @@warnertesla8297 Malcolm getting his refund would be a pain in the ass at the best of times, but this was supposed to be impossible. The locksmith was so certain the lock was impossible to beat and it was picked in a ridiculously short time by the guy he called the "worst offender" of spreading lockpicking lies. He wasn't just wrong, he was laughably wrong. It's irony.

    • @familiarcommenter9289
      @familiarcommenter9289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      r/woosh

    • @WEENUS157
      @WEENUS157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@familiarcommenter9289 who?

    • @odstethan3654
      @odstethan3654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@warnertesla8297 he’s basically saying the locksmith guy isn’t gonna want to give him his money back and it’s gonna be a challenge to get it back.

  • @LobanRahman
    @LobanRahman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6887

    His final words were the best. "This was less of a challenge than the guy will have getting his money back from the locksmith." 😂

    • @themeatpopsicle
      @themeatpopsicle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      To add to this, I think it's great that LPL paused to state that he doesn't fault locksmiths since they probably don't have this particular tool in their kit nor a professional knowledge of Kryptonite bike locks, meaning the real test is of the integrity of the locksmith in question.

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That was a good burn

    • @billybobleeswagger4466
      @billybobleeswagger4466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Subtle yet very affective use of words LPL! Almost elegant. Impressed yet again.

    • @tubetubecommentor4795
      @tubetubecommentor4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BUUUURRRNNNN

    • @dudder2008
      @dudder2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Flamestripe03 but the thing is they aint self-proclaimed they do have the lockssmith education.
      But then again its in usa and you are kinda lacking in the education part (at least in some aspects and that are availabel/affordable to the general population )

  • @anthonyxuereb792
    @anthonyxuereb792 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I bought a used European car and needed an extra key so I went to this elaborate locksmith shop and he couldn't help me. I went to the local hardware store and he came close (sort of), he could cut a key for a Porsche 928 and mine was Italian. One day I was at the bank and when I went to my car in the car park there was a mobile locksmith van. I thought no way he's going to have one but I've learnt over the years it pays to ask and so I did, eureka! Miracle of miracles he cut me a key on the spot. Better still I was able to test it immediately incase it needed refining but it worked first time. That was 25 years ago and I still think about it to put a smile on my face, God bless him.

  • @holdmusic_
    @holdmusic_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    The fact that the locksmith had seen - or at least was completely aware of - your channel, makes me wonder why he wasn't more curious about the tools that are demonstrated. Seems like a bit of a shame he couldn't get a bit more into it and develop his skills

    • @absurdengineering
      @absurdengineering 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Especially that the tool is not hard to learn at a basic level. Nobody will be picking with it in 20-some seconds after just an hour or less of practice, say. But even a 5- or 10-minute job would be fine as a once-in-a-while thing. Not everyone’s hobby is the same as their job.

    • @BriBCG
      @BriBCG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Most locksmiths aren't going to devote a significant amount of time learning about how to pick every lock or devote space/money to carrying around a large amount of specialized tools. Especially when they can just reliably destroy the lock and move on to their next job.

    • @nala7829
      @nala7829 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@BriBCG Then they're not doing their job properly. I carry lockpicks and you really only need, at most, six tools.

    • @Altairbn
      @Altairbn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@BriBCGthere isn’t that many special locks or tools to pick those locks a small handbag could carry everything you would need and more and it wouldn’t be inconvenient or heavy if your jobs to get a lock off but all you can do is cut it that job shouldn’t exist given most people have an angle grinder or a friend who has one but if you know how to pick it suddenly that’s a rarer skill set that has a reason to be worthy of a job

    • @hungrywampa7080
      @hungrywampa7080 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      customers may see lockpicking as part of a locksmiths job, but a lot of places dont want their techs to pick or at the very least spend minimal time picking because it is significantly more cost efficient to destroy the old one and sell a new one. they are businesses first, and services second.

  • @psy0rz
    @psy0rz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8387

    With less than 2 minutes of video left: "Lets open up the package..."
    *locksmit starts sweating*

    • @crazyli
      @crazyli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      Crazy to think that if he started the timer from opening the package, he'd STILL have beat the time.

    • @404nobrakes
      @404nobrakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      I bet he made this a 3:50 video just to give the locksmith hope. Get baited, noob

    • @Spinda327
      @Spinda327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      ​@@crazyli i timed from the moment he punctured the package with the knife till he stopped the time. 1.08

    • @Rrxingrick
      @Rrxingrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Spinda327 HAHA I was going to post the same comment 😄

    • @space-ux1hh
      @space-ux1hh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i bet once he saw LPL pull out the two metal things, he was like....."oh shit"

  • @skeyli6062
    @skeyli6062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5425

    You know he's serious if he doesn't say "Nice click on one, two is binding"

    • @alecthemad
      @alecthemad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Right! You could tell he was in competition mode. It was nice to clearly hear the clicks as I usually can't hear them over his narration.

    • @someoneThatCommentsOnThsVideo
      @someoneThatCommentsOnThsVideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your pfp is amazing

    • @mortenlgaard8462
      @mortenlgaard8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Was thinking the same no comments means business

    • @MadaxeMunkeee
      @MadaxeMunkeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I had to say it in my head

    • @justinsummers5980
      @justinsummers5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MadaxeMunkeee same lol

  • @EmpressArachne
    @EmpressArachne 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Never seen this man not talk through the picking process. He felt this challenge in his soul.

  • @Quantum_Magnus
    @Quantum_Magnus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Classic example of “I can’t do it, therefore it’s impossible.”

  • @wynnew.3401
    @wynnew.3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9467

    I like how you could tell he was actually concentrating for once because he went silent.

    • @foofstarr4856
      @foofstarr4856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      U should get a reward for being a loyal sub

    • @gilbleung
      @gilbleung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That’s when he is serious 🤤

    • @mikeanthony773
      @mikeanthony773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Definitely felt the shade from the locksmith and was happy to throw some back

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Not to mention that two minutes is how long he usually takes when he talks his way through the video

    • @incendior
      @incendior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mikeanthony773 fucked him up gooooood

  • @MrTurtlelover8
    @MrTurtlelover8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8200

    I love how he's never straight up disrespectful, but he's not gonna take shit from anyone

    • @ETG168
      @ETG168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Do no harm, take no shit is a great personal policy

    • @hmcredfed1836
      @hmcredfed1836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Strong Karma

    • @thrashersfan7835
      @thrashersfan7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It’s like his version of “bless your heart”

    • @AMadrigal72
      @AMadrigal72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Very true, he let's his work speak for him.

    • @hughmcboo8329
      @hughmcboo8329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When your actions do the talking.

  • @ladonmccabe
    @ladonmccabe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    That dude definitely got owned, but you are right about one thing the most: that dude ain't getting his money back from that locksmith. I wouldn't be surprised if his number will go straight to a automated message haha

  • @Quietu
    @Quietu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    I love when he does these challenges, he hasn’t even opened the package yet, and there is less time left in the video than the challenger has asked for. You already know the outcome. Beautiful.

    • @tohopes
      @tohopes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he could tack on a random length of black silence or random old footage or something to keep up suspense : )

  • @humorinpolitics56
    @humorinpolitics56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54991

    The calmest, most professional clap back in history.

  • @MrPatchPlays
    @MrPatchPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4973

    LPL: starts picking the lock silently
    Me: That poor locksmith.

    • @DLReap
      @DLReap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      You know he is serious when doesn’t comment on how the disks are moving. LOL. Poor locksmith

    • @regalvizzerdrix3308
      @regalvizzerdrix3308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      same, when he silently went to work I knew this was a less than half a minute job

    • @quincydread5204
      @quincydread5204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      niice i am like #421.. i made sue to celebrate appropriately when i saw 420.. lol

    • @timtecson9216
      @timtecson9216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@quincydread5204 wut...

    • @EvanOfTheDarkness
      @EvanOfTheDarkness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Talking takes up time. He wanted to absolutely *smash* that lock!

  • @ekv
    @ekv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    In every industry you will find people that are doing there job for decades and doing it worse than a little bit motivated intern.

    • @om617yota7
      @om617yota7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      100%. "Time in job" doesn't mean a dang thing. 20 years on the job can mean 20 years experience, or it can mean 1 year of experience, 20 times over.

  • @RosyRosie42
    @RosyRosie42 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This will forever be my favorite video on this channel 😆 I watch it randomly throughout the year, just for a smile.

  • @zacharyrollick6169
    @zacharyrollick6169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2952

    Ah yes the old "I've been doing this 25 years". I have seen people with 40 years of experience suck at their jobs. Trust no one.

    • @matthewmcewen1
      @matthewmcewen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I hate when people pull experience bull on me. Frankly, it's an insult to my education and reasonable intelligence to tell me I can't be right or have good judgment purely because I have low experience in a field.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      As LPL explains, there's no reason to assume this locksmith sucks at the technical aspects of his job: picking disc-detainer cores is not a normal thing to do. However, he certainly sucks at the customer service aspects of his job.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@matthewmcewen1 It's an insult to you when somebody who's experienced knows more than you, who are inexperienced? Buuuuh? OK, if all you mean is "I hate it when people tell me that they know better than me and won't explain", then that's fine, but that's not what you wrote.

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Zachary Rollick Yep. Idiots will do the same thing _wrong_ for decades.

    • @BGroothedde
      @BGroothedde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Trust only the ones that admit they cannot do something, even though they have decades of experience.

  • @technotaoist72
    @technotaoist72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9098

    "Less of a challenge than Malcolm will have..."
    Straight-up murder

    • @matthewkupilik1629
      @matthewkupilik1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      yep that was the icing on the cake fa me

    • @ztd0501
      @ztd0501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The murder comment got me rolling. I'm a little let down the thug life shades didn't roll in. You made up for it.

    • @Azrielfiend
      @Azrielfiend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's the nicest way to destroy a person. I love this man.

    • @HelloKittyFanMan.
      @HelloKittyFanMan. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha, wow, huh?

    • @protoskeeper
      @protoskeeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha glad you said it already. my first thoughts were also "Sir, I want to report a murder" xD

  • @marwanshahid6922
    @marwanshahid6922 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    $75 for a 2 min and 14 second job.
    This guy got paid $2000/hr to cut a lock.

    • @strajkz
      @strajkz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Not how that sort of billing works...most businesses charge you by the hour, some by half an hour, and that starts the moment the timer starts ticking, so even if I take 10 seconds, I'm billing you an hour, and this is not taking into account the traveling costs and tools, and if I had to guess, even if he took 24 hours to do the job, he would still charge that amount.
      Also I would suspect that this type of work doesn't happen that frequently, so competition is going to be low as well, increasing the price...so yeah, probably $75/hour to cut a lock.

    • @HVACadvice
      @HVACadvice 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Most folks in the SF Bay Area can only dream of paying just $75.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He had to drive there

    • @oluskloc
      @oluskloc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No. He have to receive call first which not all of them ends in sale, drive there, establish what's going on, prepare and bring tools, talk with client and drove back. I guess total like 40-60 minutes, 30 minutes per job which will be lucky if so. So $150 per hour maximum but he as well might not have any job or just one a day.
      You don't understand making a business at all.

  • @damnfk063
    @damnfk063 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Being a locksmith myself I can whole heartedly say I don't carry the right tools to picks this lock open and usually go for the easier route of cutting a lock open. That said I don't know if wouldve gotten irritated at the prospect of someone being able to pick this. Case in point. This video

  • @RxRTamago
    @RxRTamago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13151

    LPL didn't comment while picking, you can tell that he is very serious.

    • @benjaminbranam2498
      @benjaminbranam2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      You didn't even say we're gonna rotate all the dis is far clockwise as they can go. Not gonna lie, I feel like I'm missing something from this video.

    • @jakemallory4239
      @jakemallory4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@benjaminbranam2498 little click out of one, nothing on 2...

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Yeah, he hit this one like the lockpicks of an angry lawyer.

    • @FuccoTheClown
      @FuccoTheClown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@jakemallory4239 3 is binding, 4 is set, 5 might be in a false gate

    • @ApokDeep
      @ApokDeep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      He was in full competitive mode.... That shit was scary!... And fucking amazing!...

  • @grandgb99
    @grandgb99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9140

    The biggest burn is calling 25 years in lock picking experience "average locksmith"

    • @brianfhunter
      @brianfhunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      i watched this video 8 months ago, and watched again now.
      And didnt noticed that.... but yes, that hurts.

    • @whirlwind872
      @whirlwind872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@brianfhunter same lol I thought this was a new video but then when he burned the guy so badly I realized I had already seen this smackdown before, turns out it's 9mo old! Still equally entertaining as the first time

    • @yunhan2857
      @yunhan2857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Him bringing up how long he has been in business was probably in same vain as an incompetent old mechanic who refuses to learn anything post 1994 saying the same shit to devalue someone who actually knows what the fuck he is talking about

    • @VKURDR
      @VKURDR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i guess is to late for me,i even tried this, but i don't have good tools or experience. basically, i work with paperclips and pretty much any small thin item. i have only picked small broken/ damaged mailbox tumbler, that basically i can pick with a zip tie or tiny scissors.

    • @connermcd
      @connermcd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@yunhan2857 this happens in surgery too, scared?

  • @segercliffhanger
    @segercliffhanger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    This, to me, is a classic in your vast video collection. The way you settle the scores with that fantastically dry closing remark. The true challenge here is how to formulate the compliments you earn. This is YT at its best, it still is.

  • @tomsite2901uk
    @tomsite2901uk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I am since over 30 years in IT, 25 of which i spent as a security expert, and every TH-camr knows covering this subject knows jack sh.... Ohhh wait, why am i still learning on a daily basis and why do i still read up on every topic, watch every video of selected channels? Truly, just because you are in a job for a very long time, it does not mean that you are the expert and that there is nothing new to learn every day. You can even learn from people that are working only for a short time in this job. Never underestimate the power of experience and experience does not take decades to be valuable.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, for over century, pretty much any job is going to require adapting to the times. A lot of oldtimers in various professions don't like that, but it's the reality of business after the Industrial Revolution. Industries change, as new products come out or new methods are discovered. The rate of change may vary, but pretty much all of them are going to require learning something new within the first decade, if not few years.

  • @peanutthelion815
    @peanutthelion815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7467

    "did not pose a significant challenge"
    OOF.

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      What my ex wife told me

    • @jephilologist
      @jephilologist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ikr. Plus the burn at 3:30 about trying to get the money back...lel

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Stop, stop he's already dead..

    • @ibisseraphim9915
      @ibisseraphim9915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      “In fact I suspect it’s far less of a challenge than malcom will have, trying to get his money back from the locksmith”
      Mega oof.

    • @Mesos92
      @Mesos92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      almost like the guy is a lawyer. I feel like that's the way you throw shade in court.

  • @nickrd10bk
    @nickrd10bk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9416

    "I suspect it is far less of challenge than Malcolm will have getting his money back from the locksmith."
    Shots fired.

    • @TheExplosiveGuy
      @TheExplosiveGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Them's fightin' words...

    • @robotboy5026
      @robotboy5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      The shade with this comment killed me lol

    • @ghw1985
      @ghw1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@robotboy5026 throws more shade than an eclipse

    • @kellypg
      @kellypg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      The locksmith is just gonna call bullshit on this too anyway.

    • @ATSucks1
      @ATSucks1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This what the youngsters would call a "clap back" not so much at malcom but at the lock smith cause aint no shame an not being able to do it, but not asking for help or having the right tools or an over inflated sense of self... these are other issues.

  • @AhDollar
    @AhDollar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    And now this is his second most viewed video, and the locksmith is probably somewhere hoping profusely that his name never gets to the public, while desperately learning new lockpicking skills, so that no one can easily detect him

  • @unfunnycesium
    @unfunnycesium 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Watching him cut that package open tells me exactly why he has a bandage exactly where the blade would slip into

  • @spidermoore
    @spidermoore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7105

    The most polite takedown you’ll likely ever see.

    • @kirrithkovacs5097
      @kirrithkovacs5097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I agree he never gets pulled into lazy ad hominem attacks

    • @DJlegionuk
      @DJlegionuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I thought that as well, first thing he did was defend the locksmith.

    • @koroshiyashinigami
      @koroshiyashinigami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      True man! Man's was just like "No Biggie", but straight up DESTROYED the guy! 🤣🤣🙏🏽 One of the MOST ENTERTAINING 3:50 minutes of my life! 🤣

    • @MrPlumberguy23
      @MrPlumberguy23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The man has class

    • @jaguarr314
      @jaguarr314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and quietest

  • @tomgimon5267
    @tomgimon5267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7221

    You know he means business when he doesn’t talk his way through the pick.

    • @CopperMurdoch
      @CopperMurdoch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @kevinmonzel
      @kevinmonzel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      I had to narrate in my head "click out of one, two is binding...

    • @DK85
      @DK85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Kevin Monzel Ha!! Me, too! ... “nothing on 3....not sensing any false gates...” 😂😂

    • @rusnik1853
      @rusnik1853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      he's finally revealed a fraction of his true power in this video.

    • @CaptainLasVegas
      @CaptainLasVegas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@rusnik1853 OVER 9000!!!

  • @kennethbolton951
    @kennethbolton951 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    it took him longer to cut the wrapping off than pick the lock

  • @TheShadowfox117
    @TheShadowfox117 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching how he opened the package explained the bandage on his finger

  • @zeek3580
    @zeek3580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5936

    Hes not gonna give him his money back. That's for sure.

    • @envikka
      @envikka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      pretty sad

    • @kylekocin2703
      @kylekocin2703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Oh hell no,its going to be harumph I say good sir

    • @Kolfonik
      @Kolfonik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @Ow my Bones The american way to do things.

    • @keyrone77
      @keyrone77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Definitely not getting any money back

    • @spoonyluv19
      @spoonyluv19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Still I'd send the locksmith this video just to piss him off even further.

  • @panzerveps
    @panzerveps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

    In the locksmith's defense: he's not in the "Bosnian Bill and I" tool club.

    • @VeraTheTabbynx
      @VeraTheTabbynx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      But this video signed him up for a lifetime membership to the regular ol' "tool" club

    • @ziiofswe
      @ziiofswe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He probably didn't want to spend $1M...

    • @HomeoftheWilt17
      @HomeoftheWilt17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      To be fair, you don't need to spend $1M for a disc detainer pick. There are options out there other than the Pick That Bosnian Bill and I Made for disc detainers. That one just happens to be one of the best R&D'd ones, for obvious reasons.

    • @mymusicaccount1456
      @mymusicaccount1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@HomeoftheWilt17 what is this, the LPL burner account?

    • @ImpendingJoker
      @ImpendingJoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      But that tool is now available for like $35 dollars now. They gave the rights to a company to mass produce it so long as it was affordable. He did a video about it a while back.

  • @ladythalia227
    @ladythalia227 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Did Malcolm ever get his money back, lol? Wish he’d give us an update

  • @enochmartin7190
    @enochmartin7190 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    $75 just for 2 minutes of standing there cutting through a lock is crazy

    • @CriAlch
      @CriAlch 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      At first sight it is, but: Here in Germany you can expect costs of at least 20$ for the journey. Rather more most of the time, depending on the location and distance they have to travel. The working time starts as soon as he is at the customer. So his total effort, with the discussion about the lock picking etc. will surely be at least 15 minutes. Locksmiths are still relatively expensive, but you have to remember that the bill is certainly not just these 2.5 minutes. If he was there for half an hour and we calculate travel of 20$, then the hour of work costs about 110$, which is not a very high price, no matter in what profession.

    • @swapnilmankame
      @swapnilmankame 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      but you can buy a new grinder for $75 and do it yourself@@CriAlch

    • @magnificenthonky
      @magnificenthonky 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No, it's not crazy. That $75 paid for the fuel to get there, helped to offset the investment in the grinder, offset the cost of the service truck (plus tags, taxes, and insurance), offset the cost of licensing and bonding, offset the cost of that locksmiths other operating expenses, and MAYBE there was enough money left over after all of that to actually compensate the man for his time. Even 3 years ago, $75 was rather inexpensive. It would be a damn good bargain, in today's economic climate.
      That's the problem with service work. Nobody considers what it costs to operate a business. If you don't want to pay for the work to be done, figure out how to fix your problems by yourself. If you want to farm out your problem solving, expect to pay for it. And, when you fork over that cash, stroke that check, or run that card, remember the pain of trading that money for expensive work, and maybe don't vote for the politicians who place high financial burdens on businesses.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@magnificenthonky That $75 could've bought a grinder, an inverter, and rented the damn truck to use for the call.
      When people hire *locksmiths* they expect *locksmiths* not *hacksmiths*

    • @magnificenthonky
      @magnificenthonky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@InfernosReaper Obviously, you've never rented a vehicle, run a business, or purchased quality, commercial grade tools. If you had, you'd know that, realistically, $75 wouldn't cover any of that. Especially not a truck rental.
      People expect a lot of things, when they call for a service. It's not uncommon for those expectations to be unrealistic.
      This specific bike lock, for example- to defeat that lock, in a nondestructive way, you need a special tool. You also need to know that the lock-type and the special tool exist, and you need to know how to use the tool.
      Most locksmiths deal with common house locks, common safes, common commercial locks, and vehicle entry.
      Weird ass locks, designed to secure toys, are not going to be in the wheelhouse of the average locksmith. It's silly to expect that of them, if you think about it.
      How many of those toy locks do you reckon locksmiths encounter? One or two, every decade? There's no reason to expect that they'd put forth the money to buy the tool (which only exists because LPL and Bosnian Bill invented it, and it's probably not in inventory at the average Locksmith Supply Warehouse.), buy two or three overpriced locks on which to practice using the special tool, and then spend all the extra time it takes to learn the tool. A tool that, again, would almost never get used.
      Nah, if you need to defeat some weird ass, uncommon lock, expect a grinder. And, at this point, expect that grinder to cost about $120, with the rabid inflation of this modern era. Expectation of anything better is ridiculous.

  • @hmshood319
    @hmshood319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5199

    Angry guy with an angle grinder: "You know I'm something of a locksmith myself"

    • @NicholasKulasKinman
      @NicholasKulasKinman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Alright then, keep your secrets

    • @ClickingPixels
      @ClickingPixels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You made me crack for a bit mate

    • @Shorty4454
      @Shorty4454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      For me, that was the internet "winning comment" of the day. Cheers to you sir! Even have Willem Dafoe in my head as I read it. Cheers lol

    • @BangBangBang.
      @BangBangBang. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thats me doing body work on people's cars like cutting out the back trunk panel for their stereo system. I don't argue and let them draw with the marker where to cut.

    • @bhanuchhabra7634
      @bhanuchhabra7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank god, doctors don't work like that 😂

  • @charlesamaro1030
    @charlesamaro1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6054

    Customer: "I locked my keys in my car"
    Locksmith: "I will go get my brick"

    • @MrPhilosomanic
      @MrPhilosomanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      "That'll be $75"

    • @nickh3809
      @nickh3809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂💀

    • @lukreghar1536
      @lukreghar1536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      LMAO

    • @adamgilmore7081
      @adamgilmore7081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He opens front doors with a battering ram.

    • @reckitralph1802
      @reckitralph1802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Probably cut the lock out with the grinder 😂

  • @MerudonWoW
    @MerudonWoW 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I like how the letter took longer than the pick

  • @phoenixgaming4110
    @phoenixgaming4110 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I would understand why some people in the replies of the comments would defend the locksmith for not having the necessary tools for the job if he admitted it or admitted that he doesn't know entirely about all the different types of lockpicks, but he didn't and became arrogant so...

  • @siren5742
    @siren5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4945

    Was literally harder cutting open the sealed bag with a knife than unlocking the lock.

    • @yuri.sa2
      @yuri.sa2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Did you see the bandaid.... it’s more than locks did to him....

    • @carlbeane9227
      @carlbeane9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's from grinding the bars off the lock he picked lmao

    • @newfiefitz412
      @newfiefitz412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He didnt show us that those pieces were stuck inside, it could of already been unlocked 😅

    • @ayemjake
      @ayemjake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@newfiefitz412 are you the locksmith by any chance? Dont you understand what a sealed package is?

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ayemjake yes, hes definitely the locksmith

  • @EpiclyFamous
    @EpiclyFamous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2973

    Challenge was seriously accepted. *It was personal this time*

    • @alexeivoloshin3065
      @alexeivoloshin3065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Where is the challenge here?

    • @RockStampPAS
      @RockStampPAS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alexeivoloshin3065 Were you being sarcastic?

    • @MK-Masters
      @MK-Masters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RockStampPAS definitely not

    • @dessimes
      @dessimes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you implying that LockPickingLawyer has been Michael Jordan this whole time?!

    • @therealkeiman
      @therealkeiman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@RockStampPAS not necessarily sarcastic, he's just implying that it wasn't a challenge at all for LPL

  • @TheAde2
    @TheAde2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I must say despite how fast he opened that lock and as fast as he did it. I imagine it took this guy a really long time to learn all the different mechanisms that are out there and the tools that are required to open them. Not discrediting his skill at all actually the opposite. Really unique skillset man such a unique mind to tackle the some these complexities.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If a professional isn't willing to learn these things about their own job, then they aren't very professional

  • @SweetBabyGray
    @SweetBabyGray 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I recently had to get a locksmith to pick the lock on my storage unit. I mentioned watching your videos and he said he loves your content.

  • @agenttatsu
    @agenttatsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    LPL: "We timed him cutting my lock; It took him 2 minutes and 14 seconds."
    Me realizing that there was less time than 2'14" left in the video when he started picking the lock: not like this, the man has a family!

    • @legros731
      @legros731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Will call bs on the 2min to cut 1min is more than ennuf to cut this 30 sec a side max it 1/2 inch tick bar

    • @arrowb.8438
      @arrowb.8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@legros731 might have just had a crappy grinder, besides, they use decently high quality steel and a few other methods to keep this stuff from just being a quick easy grind job

    • @mckennaConfig
      @mckennaConfig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I wish the whole video was 2 minutes 13 seconds.

    • @zonkeymaker
      @zonkeymaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Simon Legros could have been in an awkward position

    • @arrowb.8438
      @arrowb.8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@zonkeymaker Thats also a good point, seeing as its a *bike* lock it likely was, possibly in a bike rack, and at the very least close to spokes/brake lines you dont want cut

  • @rainer9931
    @rainer9931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4936

    "I wouldnt blame a mere mortal if he wasnt able to open a lock like this one"

  • @korosuke1788
    @korosuke1788 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    '"You have been doing it wrong for 25 years'".

  • @Mr308inGA
    @Mr308inGA หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nobody likes to be told that someone else can do something better than them...especially when the other person is not there and maybe not available.

  • @allenamenbesetzt
    @allenamenbesetzt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5508

    Best way to secure your bike from LPL: attach a lengthly letter that he must read before picking the lock.

    • @glarynth
      @glarynth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      And lots of duct tape

    • @TulpechaidoplaysMC
      @TulpechaidoplaysMC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Just straight up have a portable bunker you can put around it

    • @thatcarguydom266
      @thatcarguydom266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@TulpechaidoplaysMC “This is the lockpickinglawyer, and today, we’re going to see how well this man’s bunker can stand up to my nuclear lockpick

    • @AnimalLover101195
      @AnimalLover101195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@glarynth it takes him longer to get through duct tape than some locks (looking at you masterlock)

    • @newportninja245
      @newportninja245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @codyblea3638
    @codyblea3638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4644

    When someone's money is on the line, LPL turns into speedpicking lawyer.

    • @plate4814
      @plate4814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      The only person to speed run lock picking

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@plate4814 opening a broken lock humiliation% (WR)

    • @ziggylink9019
      @ziggylink9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Didn’t even call out the positions. The focus! The concentration! Total beast mode

    • @firewizard842
      @firewizard842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It like a speedcube contest

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@plate4814 No, there are competitions for that. He won first place last year.

  • @hurkyl1560
    @hurkyl1560 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I winced when he started cutting towards himself. I double-winced when I noticed he already has a bandaid on his thumb.

  • @ThomasNosey
    @ThomasNosey 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There's no way anyway is sending him these letters. No one says "I'm throwing down the gauntlet".

  • @illuminachty8897
    @illuminachty8897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6004

    LPL: “and we’ll be using a timer...”
    Me: *notices there’s just a little over a minute left of the video* “that won’t be necessary”

    • @everythingdoesntlastforver1533
      @everythingdoesntlastforver1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was like that to 😭😭🤣🤣

    • @cahydra
      @cahydra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sad people who watch video time

    • @bentosan
      @bentosan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I checked the time left after he finished reading the letter and the result was painfully obvious when he hadn’t even opened the package yet

    • @Larandar
      @Larandar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When the knive appear less than 2 minutes before the end...

    • @armysheep75
      @armysheep75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He filmed a 30 second video in 3:50... thats Olympic levels of stretching content.

  • @antaine1916
    @antaine1916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7476

    LockPickingLawyer: [has bandaged thumb]
    Me: "I wonder how he might have done that."
    LockPickingLawyer: [opens package by drawing boxcutter blade toward thumb]
    Me: "Ah."

    • @SMB51
      @SMB51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Lol I saw the bandaid too

    • @joshholmes1372
      @joshholmes1372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Had same exact though lol

    • @davidlockhart3701
      @davidlockhart3701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Exactly what I was thinking lmao

    • @tomcullum448
      @tomcullum448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      My exact thoughts "no wonder man needs a plaster"

    • @notkurtis893
      @notkurtis893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      his archnemesis

  • @BleuCollarFndryMTL
    @BleuCollarFndryMTL 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Great job, we just had two locks picked and the guy charged us $220.00. My mother passed away and no one knew where keys were located for her house. Your work very impressive.

  • @uncleweirdbeard86
    @uncleweirdbeard86 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Even experts don't know everything about the fields they are experts in

  • @Issenthevampire
    @Issenthevampire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4752

    "It took 2 minutes and 14 seconds."
    Me looking at the length of the video....
    Oh no.

    • @Fernando-ry5qt
      @Fernando-ry5qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same lol

    • @Cringemoment4045
      @Cringemoment4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't woosh me but most of it was talking

    • @RedLuminous
      @RedLuminous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@Cringemoment4045 You're right, but I think what they meant is that by the time LPL mentioned how long it took, there clearly wasn't that much time left.

    • @highpineapple
      @highpineapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's exactly what happened with me also. Lmao

    • @Cringemoment4045
      @Cringemoment4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RedLuminous huh, I see

  • @workingstiffdiogenes2195
    @workingstiffdiogenes2195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14671

    Judging from the bandage on his thumb, the box cutter poses a bigger challenge to him than the lock does.

    • @TauCu
      @TauCu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Nah he just tried picking it.

    • @tobyeasterbrook8117
      @tobyeasterbrook8117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +788

      *opens the video* "I wonder what happened to his thumb?
      *LPL cuts towards his thumb with an knife* "Nevermind"

    • @katt0906
      @katt0906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      From the way i saw him cut the package open, i can def see him cutting himself lol. Tried cutting that way a while ago and it gave me a little scar (to be fair, it was one of those cutters that are extremely sharp with a small tip)

    • @yamimarus3550
      @yamimarus3550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@katt0906 i already winced at the way he was trying to cut it open, so seeing the bandaid after felt like a hilarious punchline

    • @FidgetyGuy
      @FidgetyGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Challenge accepted!

  • @DivineBanana
    @DivineBanana 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Seeing you cut the package open like that at 2:11 explains how you got that band-aid on your thumb 😂

  • @user-sw7js4jw7v
    @user-sw7js4jw7v 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Really wish we got a follow up on this. Even a comment from Malcolm

  • @OGdadpool
    @OGdadpool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5160

    I like that you defended the locksmith prior, that the average locksmith wouldn't have the proper tools necessary for this type of lock. Then the ass-handing commenced.

    • @hallofo8107
      @hallofo8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      That wasn't "ass-handing", that was premeditated murder.

    • @peoul1
      @peoul1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      IM not average locksmith and i don't have that tools.
      IM a gamer.

    • @victorbressler7156
      @victorbressler7156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      almost noone has the proper tools thats why

    • @noneofyourbusiness9230
      @noneofyourbusiness9230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right

    • @NickoGibson
      @NickoGibson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It's a tactic I use in debates a lot. Before delivering the killshot, have to prime them a little bit so they don't get too angry or triggered.

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4386

    That was the most professional “you aint sh*t” I’ve ever seen.

    • @bunnyhop4938
      @bunnyhop4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Saying "You ain't shit" means "you are not shit" which is opposite to what Lockpicking Lawyer is implying. "You are shit" is the correct phrase for what LPL is implying about the other locksmith.

    • @Bluhbear
      @Bluhbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@bunnyhop4938 You can also tell people they're _not_ shit, and it somehow means about the same thing, due to a different meaning of shit.

    • @roob9337
      @roob9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Calling out another locksmiths laziness, love to see it!

    • @VemorrFrantik
      @VemorrFrantik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@bunnyhop4938 In such context "You ain't shit" means "You are nothing." It's definitely not a compliment.

    • @shen1801
      @shen1801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bunnyhop4938 It's street slang. You can't put logic to that.
      It's like when people say " I am the shit". They are implying they are the real deal basically. You aint shit, you aint the real deal.

  • @Learning_2_shoot
    @Learning_2_shoot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love it. I want the update where the grinder wielding lock smith writes an apology and asks to be LPL’s padewan learner.

  • @toddwion
    @toddwion หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Experience overrules stupidity

  • @ImpatientTurtle
    @ImpatientTurtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4277

    When he stayed silent on the picking I was like "Oh shit, the god is angry".

    • @mauriciocampillo7299
      @mauriciocampillo7299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      The most uncomfortable 28 seconds of my life...

    • @rac6510
      @rac6510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      More like "ok, this is serious shit".

    • @redacted5052
      @redacted5052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I figured it was go time, and conversation would be a waste of valuable lock picking thoughts 😂

    • @xxliew
      @xxliew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It was terrifyingly amazing and I couldn't tear my eyes away.

    • @BeerDone
      @BeerDone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I think he was just concentrating. He has picked these before, so being educational wasn't necessary. This is just for challenge.

  • @plssub
    @plssub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3575

    Customer: Dang I left my keys in the house.
    Locksmith: *sorry bro you're gonna need a new house*

    • @animepabu5526
      @animepabu5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It really was like that. It took him like 28 seconds to do it so that likes actually fitting to how absurd that lock-picker was when saying it was impossible and all

    • @PhoebusApollo360
      @PhoebusApollo360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Fun fact: Most common house locks (non bolt) can be picked with just a piece of paper.

    • @animepabu5526
      @animepabu5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Topperbland
      Aww that makes me feel safer

    • @gingerbrettman5665
      @gingerbrettman5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Break down the door, or pull out that secret spare key that you should have placed outside for just a certain circumstance.

    • @sandraday6955
      @sandraday6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Quicker to burn the house down... door will open right up.

  • @azarite7932
    @azarite7932 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    A quick google search shows results for that tool in the 10$ range. not sure of the quality of said tools, but if it can be had for that cheap I don't really think there is much of an excuse for a "professional" to not have one. Especially when they are charging you 75$ for the service of buying a new lock as well. if you have a spare key at home cheaper to call a friend or get a uber home than the locksmith seeing as again that bike lock is around 60$ so this hole thing cost him around 135$.

  • @JordanCrawfordSF
    @JordanCrawfordSF 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Took him longer to open the package than the lock!!

  • @dwideschrude411
    @dwideschrude411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4694

    "I've been picking locks for 25 years" as he fires up his grinder

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      My favourite lockpick is a sledgehammer

    • @RidgelineJames
      @RidgelineJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      If a grinder makes you a lock smith I’m good no other tools needed.

    • @keepitfixit2736
      @keepitfixit2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I think he ment to say “ive been grinding locks for 25 years” lol

    • @TempoDrift1480
      @TempoDrift1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yep. That statement translated means "I ain't worth a fuck and that's the most awe inspiring statement I can come up with".

    • @danielruiz3853
      @danielruiz3853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      fuckin clown lmfao

  • @AB-ez4rm
    @AB-ez4rm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2724

    A quiet LPL is much more intimidating than when he narrates.

    • @010falcon
      @010falcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A B yes indeed

    • @lake5044
      @lake5044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You know things have gone real when he's silent.

    • @ArsenalGunners89
      @ArsenalGunners89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His concentration level is over 9,000 when he doesn’t speak 👀

    • @nintendu64
      @nintendu64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He took the weights off 😂

    • @jacobvarley5453
      @jacobvarley5453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When the loud guy in the room gets quiet, everyone notices.

  • @guerrilas_in_the_mix
    @guerrilas_in_the_mix 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i wonder what he wants for his dignity back...🔓

  • @DJBoss-zi1ph
    @DJBoss-zi1ph 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just the fact with J. Jonah LPL opens Kreptonite Lock faster then package. Much love and respect to LPL keep workin hard

  • @TalesGrimm
    @TalesGrimm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2500

    Locksmith: You can't pick this in 2 minutes!
    Me: There's less than a minute left in the video and he hasn't even STARTED

    • @kouseiblack8289
      @kouseiblack8289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      It's worse than that. He had that poor locksmith beat before he even opened the package.

    • @reedmusic
      @reedmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EXACTLY

    • @mistahbruce7763
      @mistahbruce7763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @StormySky48
      @StormySky48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OctyabrAprelya I've seen the Opera and the movie I don't get your reference

    • @SlayednFlayed
      @SlayednFlayed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      StormySky48 the shaving competition scene. Adolfo Pirelli is the locksmith. Lockpicking Lawyer is Sweeney Todd

  • @EpicMel0ns
    @EpicMel0ns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8101

    “I have 25 years of lock picking experience”
    *pulls out a grinder*

    • @lofiseeker1790
      @lofiseeker1790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Lmao

    • @XenonKirito
      @XenonKirito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Well there's that 25 years of using a grinder.

    • @Toni7926
      @Toni7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +671

      Someone once said something like "It doesn't matter how long you do something. You could do the same thing for 40 years and still do it wrong.".

    • @wolf2k143
      @wolf2k143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Toni7926 wise words, true

    • @OcelotHDEdition
      @OcelotHDEdition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      The kind of guy to pick a lock on a door by kicking the door down

  • @andrewmurphy01
    @andrewmurphy01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am happy that the LockPickingLawyer said that most lock smith might NOT have the equipment to pick the lock on them and ready to go.

  • @TheBalisongBear
    @TheBalisongBear 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Took him longer to get it out of the package than to pick it

  • @Larpy1933
    @Larpy1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18397

    Nicely understated: “... less of a challenge than getting the $75 back from the locksmith.”

    • @kenyx1854
      @kenyx1854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      I tried to upvote but you just got 75 upvotes. Theres norhing I can do

    • @dh6446
      @dh6446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      NO DOUBT! 😆

    • @savvycadaver625
      @savvycadaver625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The most visibly invisible back hand lol

    • @CVerse
      @CVerse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@kenyx1854 redditor

    • @jerryboics9550
      @jerryboics9550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Not only picks it in 28 seconds. Adds best utube comment as well. I'd love to hear the follow up with the locksmith. I'd also love to hear lpl give the guy a call

  • @AvatarLeron
    @AvatarLeron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5855

    It was harder to get the lock out of the Amazon bag than actually opening it

    • @paris5908
      @paris5908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      truers

    • @3ftninja132
      @3ftninja132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Damn it, beat me to the comment, GG

    • @minwun
      @minwun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @0ffd
      @0ffd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For real 😆

    • @tyrantonion6660
      @tyrantonion6660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seems like Amazon is doing a good job...

  • @justsoicanfingcomment5814
    @justsoicanfingcomment5814 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Did the man ever get his 75$🤨 dollars back?

  • @rlkinnard
    @rlkinnard 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i bet the LPL is a better lawyer than he is a picker and so should be on the Supreme Court or on the Harvard faculty.

  • @CurlyCross
    @CurlyCross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    "it was probably easier than malcolm getting his money back..." shots fired! shots fired!

    • @liberationwasalie2982
      @liberationwasalie2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you know the common last name "Smith" came from back in the day as a title that people held for being "locksmiths"

    • @thevirtuoso3883
      @thevirtuoso3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@liberationwasalie2982 pretty sure it's from "Blacksmith"

    • @nikitab1011
      @nikitab1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@liberationwasalie2982 Did you know that BS "facts" on the internet are the 3rd most common cause for cancer?
      That surname dates back to the days before surnames were inherited and refers to general metalworking smiths.

    • @liberationwasalie2982
      @liberationwasalie2982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nikitab1011 source?

    • @Greedinreallife
      @Greedinreallife 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liberationwasalie2982 The internet said so

  • @trurlCXC
    @trurlCXC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86669

    Locksmith: Oh, it's a fake video, I'm not giving the money back
    A voice from behind his door:...click out of one, two's binding...

    • @Cinkodacs
      @Cinkodacs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6433

      Or just like in the vid, complete silence and he just hears: clickclickclickclickCLICK and the door opens.

    • @luthfieyudhairawan3883
      @luthfieyudhairawan3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5161

      @@Cinkodacs silent LPL is the scariest

    • @JonVonBasslake
      @JonVonBasslake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4546

      @@Cinkodacs I bet not even that, i bet they somehow have wafer locks on their doors, so LPL could just use a rake on it, then open the door and say "just to show that wasn't a fluke, let's do it again", close the door, rake it again and say "well, there you have it folks"

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

      @@JonVonBasslake Even more terrifying and a power move for sure

    • @h8redflip
      @h8redflip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      I Love this comment!! I Laughed so Hard! It's a great visualisation. :D

  • @kgroth
    @kgroth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I appriciate the skill/knowledge and also the communication in this video. The start was nice.

  • @dzaino1986
    @dzaino1986 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    AWESOME!!! Best chuckle I've had in some time.