[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video)

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 มี.ค. 2020
  • www.covertinstruments.com
    Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍
    [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
    • [1435] How To Fill My ...
    [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) • [1266] My 18-Inch Long...
    [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) • [1071] Getting In My E...
    [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) • [862] Getting Into My ...
    [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) • [651] Manipulating My ...
    To purchase some of the tools I use, go to www.covertinstruments.com

ความคิดเห็น • 25K

  • @lockpickinglawyer
    @lockpickinglawyer  4 ปีที่แล้ว +41020

    Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍
    [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
    th-cam.com/video/EhuNRWskgNQ/w-d-xo.html
    [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/m-tKnjFwleU/w-d-xo.html
    [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/Joed0P3hhbc/w-d-xo.html
    [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/TRozAbaKs9M/w-d-xo.html
    [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) th-cam.com/video/k9VewWKfH_0/w-d-xo.html

    • @gabrielgrey2253
      @gabrielgrey2253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

      Actual Factual Madman.

    • @OneIroNauT_1
      @OneIroNauT_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      This was Hilarious. I loved it. Great way to start the day.

    • @irispettson
      @irispettson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      The video about your wife's beaver is fantastic.

    • @lzmj84
      @lzmj84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      What other video was it when your wife said “ this is why I don’t show my friends your videos” lol

    • @chadslivestreamingreviews7733
      @chadslivestreamingreviews7733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @raynebc
    @raynebc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4602

    I drastically underestimated the amount of innuendo that would be present.

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sorry, I don't speak Latin

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Or double entendres

    • @T33K3SS3LCH3N
      @T33K3SS3LCH3N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You must have missed LPL's last two aprils' fools :D

    • @nivekakninblarg8076
      @nivekakninblarg8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't speak lockpicking.

    • @cloroxbleach2394
      @cloroxbleach2394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Try listening to it with your eyes closed

  • @arthur822
    @arthur822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3180

    Observe, as he puts a punchline in every single one of his sentences.

    • @SJohann
      @SJohann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      These are called innuendos.

    • @malkeus6487
      @malkeus6487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@SJohann I think this had more 'double entendre' than innuendo. He did use both, though.

    • @lemon9.9
      @lemon9.9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was the whole point of the video

    • @I_Cypher
      @I_Cypher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Haravata Johann he didn’t go inherwendo, he went though her back door.

    • @sajidmahmood7116
      @sajidmahmood7116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@I_Cypher that was a good one😂

  • @adesented
    @adesented 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11909

    the way that an innocent child would find no discrepancy with this video is remarkable, well done

    • @Creativestname
      @Creativestname ปีที่แล้ว +214

      never let them know

    • @Delos_Shoe
      @Delos_Shoe ปีที่แล้ว +185

      They'll read the comments 💀

    • @tago3860
      @tago3860 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      when i first saw it i took it literally lmao

    • @Bjoviii
      @Bjoviii ปีที่แล้ว +136

      My dirty mind was turned off lol. I only caught on when he said "I need to put on some rubber for protection"

    • @raven06010
      @raven06010 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Bjoviii me too and now i cant stop laughing, please send help i might have mere days before i die

  • @Maske4
    @Maske4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7281

    I imagine his girlfriend sitting scared on the other side of the door with a knife crying like Wendy Torrance from the shining while he calmly explains what he is doing to lockpick the door

    • @CluelessMJ420
      @CluelessMJ420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      And once it goes off camera
      "Your turn sweetie"

    • @bemysugardaddy596
      @bemysugardaddy596 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Instantly recognized the eyes from your profile picture. Good times :)

    • @SirRorschachJack
      @SirRorschachJack ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i can picture this and its so hilarious lol

    • @skullmax3595
      @skullmax3595 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bemysugardaddy596 can you explain what it is? Just curious

    • @bemysugardaddy596
      @bemysugardaddy596 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@skullmax3595 those eyes behind a balaclava appear on the cd covers of the video game series "smuggler's run". Seeing them brought back childhood memories for me.

  • @christopherridge3900
    @christopherridge3900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8041

    All jokes aside, this dude just broke into your house in less than a minute and you will never know.

    • @PerMejdal
      @PerMejdal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      You know because the key hole is clean.

    • @texon7631
      @texon7631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      1 minute no, 20 seconds, 5 lubricant 15 picking

    • @rocketsmall4547
      @rocketsmall4547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      who are you and how did u get in here?
      im a locksmith and im a locksmith

    • @jaminbenjensen
      @jaminbenjensen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And he got into your girlfriend's backdoor

    • @alfarizqijustin9881
      @alfarizqijustin9881 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

  • @TrippyDuels10
    @TrippyDuels10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12078

    “Just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her boyfriend will”

    • @scrublord3376
      @scrublord3376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The Watchmaker r/whooosh

    • @soociesoocie
      @soociesoocie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      @@scrublord3376 lol what

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@scrublord3376 Yikes

    • @Raulz
      @Raulz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@scrublord3376 Ouch my guy.
      Dio says - _Why are you like this?_

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@scrublord3376
      👊👊BASH👊👊
      👊👊THE👊👊
      👊👊REDDITOR👊👊

  • @vichuvishwa8141
    @vichuvishwa8141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5112

    "Here is a picture of her backdoor." Shows an actual door. We've been tricked. We've been backstabbed. And we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

    • @eemesstee1686
      @eemesstee1686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      wdym hes only talking about doors

    • @SangreFriasBack
      @SangreFriasBack ปีที่แล้ว

      Smeckledorfed

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      We’ve been made the....
      butt of the joke.

    • @GreaseBIizzard
      @GreaseBIizzard ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We've been smeckledorfed!

  • @tazmun
    @tazmun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3055

    Imagine what the cops would think about a burglar who cleaned his locks first!

    • @millanferende6723
      @millanferende6723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      You can make an identity out of it. "The lock clean burglar". Who robs your house but leaves locks in better condition than he found them.

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@millanferende6723 well, aside from all of the stuff they stole 😂

    • @tryingtodogood
      @tryingtodogood ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ineedpineapples will he also cleaned the house out of house

    • @theYoutubeHandle
      @theYoutubeHandle ปีที่แล้ว +4

      obviously, the burgler had been watching lock picking lawyer.

    • @fakeriwnl
      @fakeriwnl ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gotta respect the work, I'd let him have that. He deserved it

  • @aidana598
    @aidana598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2292

    “I have to say that my ex-girlfriend’s backdoor is far dirtier than it was when we were dating, it seems it was neglected pretty badly, *I’m actually glad to see it this way*
    .

    • @Seventhsu
      @Seventhsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grenaidan Heheh 69th likes

    • @aidana598
      @aidana598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ali A. Nice

    • @michaelsinger5851
      @michaelsinger5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Grenaidan it’s a two wipe job

    • @ixcapncrunchxi492
      @ixcapncrunchxi492 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      👀

    • @aidana598
      @aidana598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      michael singer I wonder if the next is gonna be a three wipe job

  • @sirpancreasjr3362
    @sirpancreasjr3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9335

    “Now you need to understand. Just because I got in her back door, doesn’t mean her new boyfriend can too.”
    I’m gonna have a stroke

    • @RachelShauna
      @RachelShauna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      so is her ex- boyfriend :/

    • @InferDevyaty
      @InferDevyaty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@chironchangnoi bames nonds havin a stronk, call a bondulance

    • @jacquemaher1589
      @jacquemaher1589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im not gonna have a stroke....I cant reach it!!

    • @joshwoodphotography
      @joshwoodphotography 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You have a great sense of humor. More like this please. Lol

    • @chironchangnoi
      @chironchangnoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@InferDevyaty I don't bonderstand, explains pond.

  • @teminus1
    @teminus1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3635

    I'm ready for the april fools video where he just takes an hour trying to unpick a master lock as the tools get more are more rediculous

    • @yamimarus3550
      @yamimarus3550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      that would need a lot of takes just to not accidentally unlock it with said tools lol

    • @rowanedmunds7574
      @rowanedmunds7574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      If I remember correctly he has videos where he picks locks with
      Lego toys,
      Twigs,
      Coat hangers,
      paperclips,
      bicycle wheels,
      toothbrush,
      fridge magnet,
      a can,
      a piece of paper/card,
      thermite,
      toothpick,
      hammer,
      wrench,
      his bare hands,
      an assault rifle,
      explosives,
      a battery,
      and some floss.
      (FYI I lied about 1-2 of these but I bet you can't guess which)
      He also made a video that asks "Is this master lock better than a paperweight?"
      I think this video basically already exists

    • @rowanedmunds7574
      @rowanedmunds7574 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@harrisonherbstrith8157 Both of those were colab videos I'm pretty sure. He used a bike spoke to make a spring pick and they discussed if a coat hanger could be used because of a movie scene. It worked. The rifle I think was a part of a video he was in as a consultant where the others were looking at shooting locks but he wasn't with them at the range at any point.

    • @Ghauster
      @Ghauster ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rowanedmunds7574 BosnianBill and LPL took a Squire padlock to the range and fired different calibers at it until it finally gave up. It was very impressive the abuse it took.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rowanedmunds7574 You missed the Christmas tree ornament.

  • @AlienSensei
    @AlienSensei ปีที่แล้ว +866

    You know what I appreciate way more than a good April's Fools joke?
    A series of well executed suggestive jokes.

    • @whateverthisis389
      @whateverthisis389 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The suggestive jokes *are* the April fools, and I love it

    • @GT-mn3bx
      @GT-mn3bx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just saw this and everything is a sexual comment. Hilarious.

  • @unknownyoutuber466
    @unknownyoutuber466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3762

    When you want to be in inappropriate, but you don’t want to get demonitized.

    • @d3lm119
      @d3lm119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am the 420 likes

    • @no-qm4ug
      @no-qm4ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ᵉⁿᵍˡⁱˢʰ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʷᵉⁱʳᵈ ˡᵃᵘⁿᵍᵘᵃᵍᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵘ

    • @izopelex9703
      @izopelex9703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder how many people noticed the second in

    • @skazaivideo
      @skazaivideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who are you again?

    • @thenewstanza9069
      @thenewstanza9069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In in in inappropriate

  • @jackstgapa7168
    @jackstgapa7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4872

    The fact that he opened that door quicker with his tools than I can with the right key is frightening

    • @marklast865
      @marklast865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      fitting picture for that comment

    • @jackstgapa7168
      @jackstgapa7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Mark Last 6 years later this profile pic finally pays off

    • @xxx9edgelord6xxx81
      @xxx9edgelord6xxx81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jackstgapa7168 Better late than never lol

    • @geitekop507
      @geitekop507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@xxx9edgelord6xxx81 better Nate than lever

    • @styxscorpion4541
      @styxscorpion4541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr he opened it in like 5 seconds that a bit scary to know it can be that fast

  • @leojei
    @leojei ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I don’t understand how LPL keep his straight face when saying “just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her bf will be able to as well.”

    • @redacted2766
      @redacted2766 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      No, he kept a steady voice. He was probably grinniŋ ear to ear þe whole time. I know I would be

    • @tohopes
      @tohopes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@redacted2766why do you write with Viking runes?

    • @redacted2766
      @redacted2766 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@tohopes Why don't you?

  • @N8SANZ
    @N8SANZ ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Best line on the script: "Hey, folks. Here we are and I've got to say that my ex-girlfriend's backdoor is far dirtier that it ever used to be back when we were dating". That almost makes me drop my drink 🤣

    • @marcelltoth1996
      @marcelltoth1996 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      You forgot the best part: “but i’m actually glad to find it this way”

  • @water2954
    @water2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6334

    plot twist
    he was actually just breaking into someone’s house

    • @penguinsquire2085
      @penguinsquire2085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Before I clicked on this video, I was laughing at the fact that this is probably his own back door. Really puts a strange twist on the already twisted up video.

    • @manuelcruz7454
      @manuelcruz7454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jaja what the hell 😂

    • @Voldrim359
      @Voldrim359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Finally he did it, hahahaha, so many videos of lockpicking and then he does it

    • @water2954
      @water2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sergio Gabriel Stricker hahaha

    • @hammer313
      @hammer313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@penguinsquire2085 I would be surprised if his back door was that easy to get into. I think he has some tricky pick resistant locks on his doors, ones that don't lock again without being taken apart if picked.

  • @doggowantssauce
    @doggowantssauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4393

    Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:
    Someone uploads a really nasty video on p*hub, but talks professionally about lockpicking, no doublespeak

    • @peterlustig6588
      @peterlustig6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      John Smith you can find all online

    • @maciejmanna9246
      @maciejmanna9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      "Lets see what the tool me and bosnianbill made can do in here. First one is loose, second one is binding,... I hear a silent click out of a third one..."

    • @fishingfan1500
      @fishingfan1500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dude you don’t have to censor punhub 😂

    • @motorman1700
      @motorman1700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's already got the lube! LOL

    • @N.Nocturne
      @N.Nocturne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @John Smith *rule 34 intensifies*

  • @garycook5125
    @garycook5125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    This one made my chest hurt. I was oblivious until you put the gloves on. I watched a second time with my wife. She was just shaking her head while I thought I was dying, from laughing so hard. You're a good person for loosening her backdoor up (for her boyfriend), while he's at work.

  • @popswithpops8994
    @popswithpops8994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    As funny as it was, it’s good to see you’re still in good spirits admitting that the current boyfriends “key” is bigger than yours..!! 😂

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Its not the size of the wand that matters but the magic it makes

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well he did talk about his tiny coq

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      What good is a bigger key if you can’t even unlock her doors

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Check out his Tiny Coq april fools joke from 5 years ago.

    • @ravensquote7206
      @ravensquote7206 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's not the size of the pick, it's how you wiggle it around.

  • @cosmiccoruption5145
    @cosmiccoruption5145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24638

    Imagine laying in bed and hearing "this is the lock picking lawyer" from outside your house

    • @iamlittlepon9548
      @iamlittlepon9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      ...no thank you

    • @Drago_Whooves
      @Drago_Whooves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +900

      could be worse, you could be in your bed in the ISS and hear it coming from the airlock

    • @Drago_Whooves
      @Drago_Whooves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @xTDx kinda sounds like a scene from a horror movie

    • @shanecateriny4359
      @shanecateriny4359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No worries. I’ll navy’s seal their ass

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@shanecateriny4359 mhm sure thing buddy

  • @KiwiMan5S5
    @KiwiMan5S5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9438

    There’s is no way he did this with a straight face

    • @redakaminekloc5167
      @redakaminekloc5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      He didn't do it with a gay face either

    • @KiwiMan5S5
      @KiwiMan5S5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Also I’m not editing it to say thanks for liking it

    • @aurboda
      @aurboda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@KiwiMan5S5 like withdrawn for saying that

    • @KiwiMan5S5
      @KiwiMan5S5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Abdullah Rauf why

    • @greenspartanligado
      @greenspartanligado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@KiwiMan5S5 you are a legend, i applaud you for not making an edit

  • @janedagger
    @janedagger ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I"m imaging you sitting there... typing the story, and trying to come up with more double entendres than I've ever heard in one sitting. Well done, sir

  • @The_Mythical_Potato
    @The_Mythical_Potato 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    He knew what he was saying, every sentence, every word. The fact that he managed to do this all in one take without laughing is pretty impressive 😆

  • @echo.316
    @echo.316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1782

    “Just because I got in her back door doesn’t mean her boyfriend will be able to as well”
    *oof size: large*

    • @breadofbreads
      @breadofbreads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Echo pp size smol

    • @klj2382
      @klj2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Usually have to be a pretty smooth talker to get in the back door. Maybe the new boyfriend isn’t quite up to the task.

    • @NihalBorkar45
      @NihalBorkar45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I missed this pun. Thanks.

    • @tot1174
      @tot1174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cha cha real smooth

    • @TheKraiyick
      @TheKraiyick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that immediately when he said it too LMAO

  • @elderwolves
    @elderwolves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3172

    "It's looser than it was when we were dating."
    Good sir-- murder is highly illegal.

    • @Castorxd635
      @Castorxd635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He surely knows. He's the LockPickingLAWYER, after all.
      And still went for it, which makes it more insane LMAO. 🤣🤣

    • @charalambostsiali994
      @charalambostsiali994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      i mean... who's gonna stop him? prison locks?

    • @ahmadbani1452
      @ahmadbani1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@charalambostsiali994 lmao

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@charalambostsiali994 in the scp containment chamber.

    • @jedidiahbaker2398
      @jedidiahbaker2398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Murder is definitely a two wipe job.

  • @TheRealMycanthrope
    @TheRealMycanthrope 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    I assumed "ex-girlfriend" was a cute way to say "wife" and he was just gonna pick the lock to his own house, but this was so much funnier

    • @basocheir
      @basocheir 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      so you are suggesting his wife has a boyfriend?

    • @acommenter
      @acommenter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mrs LPL is more into destructive entry.
      The back door would have just been smashed.

    • @meowis526
      @meowis526 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@basocheiryeah her husband

    • @dfvdf2457
      @dfvdf2457 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look the video again, maybe you will find other things fitting the story 😂

  • @Demonskunk
    @Demonskunk ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What a generous guy, loosening up that back door like that and asking for nothing in return. Even cleaned it up.

  • @RealistikDash
    @RealistikDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3550

    "I'm gonna wear a rubber for my own protection"
    That is gold, sir.

    • @sirgalahad1470
      @sirgalahad1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Before entering her back door" ;-)

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This video was full of puns from the beginning to the end

    • @JackVermicelli
      @JackVermicelli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He said "some rubber," not "a rubber."

    • @vinvin9577
      @vinvin9577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t forget about the lube

    • @veteranghost4710
      @veteranghost4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh boy I didn't understand this one untill now, not being english doesn't help in this videos

  • @ralfsstuff
    @ralfsstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28719

    I thought the joke would be about breaking into his exgirlfriend's house. What I didn't expect was the amount of sexual innuendo...

    • @user-nf6ni6ue5b
      @user-nf6ni6ue5b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      What sexual innuendo?

    • @conformistbastard9842
      @conformistbastard9842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +800

      You must have missed last years when he got into his wifes beaver

    • @michaelsinger5851
      @michaelsinger5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      RalfsStuff it’s a two wipe job

    • @ivegotgzus
      @ivegotgzus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      @@conformistbastard9842 Don't forget the year before that where he showed us how he works with his coq

    • @validkarma3550
      @validkarma3550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Yah they way he said everything was sexual

  • @samcorbett8783
    @samcorbett8783 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Spent the ENTIRE video thinking the joke was "breaking into my exes house"
    Wasnt until I put the pieces together that it dawned on me. its just genius. Wiping it off first, lubing it up, the gloves, then pop n done. All of it seems so regular at first, but VERY WELL DONE!

  • @samlund4410
    @samlund4410 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Still the best April Fools video you've done

  • @gainesmiller
    @gainesmiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    children watching this: “this is boring”
    me: say back door again. please

    • @asdfjklasdfjkl6780
      @asdfjklasdfjkl6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol 2nd comment after 5 months with 2.1k likes

    • @TheZaketsu
      @TheZaketsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3rd 2.4k likes

    • @gainesmiller
      @gainesmiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ulysses Martins 4th

  • @nolansprojects2840
    @nolansprojects2840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34544

    I can’t imagine how many revisions of a script he went through to get everything just right to sound as dirty as possible while still making perfect sense in the context of a lock

    • @aygmcmoofin7765
      @aygmcmoofin7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

      Probably far fewer than we'd imagine

    • @firefly618
      @firefly618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

      That's a professional we're talking about here.

    • @ChazCarnage
      @ChazCarnage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@aygmcmoofin7765 or far more

    • @alexsomeing8192
      @alexsomeing8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      He had whole year for this.

    • @Starkl3t
      @Starkl3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      It’s how his mind always works

  • @heathb4319
    @heathb4319 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a handyman who has definitely worked his way in a few backdoors i have noticed that the pic of your ex's back door and the actual door you opened up are not the same door....at all.
    The actual doorway looked a lot thicker with the keyway set further in the surrounding trim. And it had another lock lower but it looked really wore out.
    :)

  • @nukenet1
    @nukenet1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I can't believe I have only just seen this LPL video after seeing so many hundreds of them, so so many double entendre lines really rammed tight into that back door script. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks LPL for being awesome and making my day.

  • @lauchieohearn6509
    @lauchieohearn6509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3308

    “My ex girlfriend’s back door is far dirtier than it ever used to be when we were dating... but I’m actually glad to find it this way.”
    D A M N. LPL’s a FREAK!

    • @Sir_Tiles
      @Sir_Tiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You got 1k likes btw

    • @underscoregavin7
      @underscoregavin7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And 2 replies

    • @canadiannobody2533
      @canadiannobody2533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@underscoregavin7 3 replies **

    • @gavin4846
      @gavin4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@underscoregavin7 same name

    • @Boomya137
      @Boomya137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Any part of this video can be taken out of context

  • @leochen4891
    @leochen4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6992

    Being G and R rated at the same time.

  • @Jixxor
    @Jixxor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ever year I come back and rewatch all of these. This is the best content on the entire platform, maybe the whole internet.

  • @George-jy7op
    @George-jy7op 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BEST play by play commentary ever!!! 👌 I love that you keep the same tone of voice throughout.

  • @arkrose845
    @arkrose845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9164

    “This is the lockpicking lawyer, and today, we’re breaking into my ex girlfriends house and getting my ps4 back”

    • @arkrose845
      @arkrose845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      oh shit this comment was before i watched the full video LMFAOO

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@arkrose845 definitely gettin SOMETHING back!

    • @nytmare178
      @nytmare178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ps4 is bad pc ftw

    • @brothersofthewolves
      @brothersofthewolves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      r/woooosh

    • @nytmare178
      @nytmare178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@brothersofthewolves r/im14andthisiswoosh

  • @idrinkglu8683
    @idrinkglu8683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2218

    The way he is talking makes you think he doesn't even realize what he is saying

    • @reii_uxu_
      @reii_uxu_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      makes you want to go to orange tube

    • @silentstorm731
      @silentstorm731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I didn’t realize either until the comments

    • @roryvonbrutt7302
      @roryvonbrutt7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      REii .... RED TUBE

    • @satoshiogstronghandnakamot8879
      @satoshiogstronghandnakamot8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude knows EXACTLY how professional his voice sounds and is using it to be funny as fuck

  • @supersophisticated9943
    @supersophisticated9943 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I find it incredible that these steps work for picking locks, having bedroom pleasures, and kidnapping someone without leaving a trace.

  • @ShockingPikachu
    @ShockingPikachu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was laughing then I saw how quick he unlocked it and now I’m more scared of this man than I was before 😂

  • @DeadAtrocity
    @DeadAtrocity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7171

    I was like "haha pretending to break into his ex girlfriend's house, funny April fools joke."
    Boy was I wrong

    • @christopherwiley5859
      @christopherwiley5859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      But you were also right.

    • @oneyear6505
      @oneyear6505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I thought the same but boyy was I wrong

    • @ftcgaming4651
      @ftcgaming4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought boy was I wrong and boy was I right...

    • @nicholasgeere5125
      @nicholasgeere5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anal sex joke

    • @I.M.N.L
      @I.M.N.L 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DeadAtrocity same yooooo

  • @WavyFBaby
    @WavyFBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2537

    “Her new boyfriend is apparently having troubling getting in her back door. It’s really tight and she told him to stop trying because all he was doing was pushing really hard and she was afraid something would break. But she remembered that when we were dating, I used to go in through her back door all the time...”
    This is most hilarious thing I have ever heard on this channel. Remember folks, always lock your back door. Always lmao.

    • @rysea9855
      @rysea9855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Don't we all love some dirty jokes

    • @thiesenf
      @thiesenf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Biggus Buttus Pluggus Insertius alwaysius...

    • @captainobvious8544
      @captainobvious8544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mixtli Escobedo I literally thought at first he was trying to make a joke and I started laughing when he said “I need to put on rubber for my own protection”🤣😂

    • @WavyFBaby
      @WavyFBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Captain Obvious yeah this whole video was hilarious lol.

    • @WavyFBaby
      @WavyFBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Menotti u gotta wipe the residue lol

  • @jonfettsack6113
    @jonfettsack6113 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i regularly come back to this

    • @bsvenss2
      @bsvenss2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who doesn't? ;-)

  • @bonk3696
    @bonk3696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can only imagine how much he must be smiling while thinking of the script and also saying it

  • @GinGreyMusicc
    @GinGreyMusicc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3690

    "Frankly, it looks looser than it was back when we were dating."
    Me: *wait*

    • @yannikoloff7659
      @yannikoloff7659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Yep, a whole video of this "wait" moments

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Here we are. And i have to say my
      ex girlfriends back door is far dirtier than it ever used to be back when we were dating

    • @hainesdougherty2112
      @hainesdougherty2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ooo it got tighter

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hainesdougherty2112 nah. it got loosened by the time pass cause other people used it

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Funtime Florian you are welcome

  • @jetfire245
    @jetfire245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    "while her boyfriends at work, she asked me if I could come over and loosen things up"

    • @sand2358
      @sand2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      "I of course agreed, so long as I could get it on video and share it on this channel."

    • @theactualdarthvader
      @theactualdarthvader 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gregory Boyle 😂😂

    • @jaydosau9018
      @jaydosau9018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I need to put on some rubber for my own protection LMAOOOO 2:36

    • @adamrodgers9175
      @adamrodgers9175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Going through the back door. 😆 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

    • @adamrodgers9175
      @adamrodgers9175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gregory Boyle fuck. Didn't realize this was April 1 😆😆😆

  • @bahrss
    @bahrss 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This video gets only better every year! Watched it in 2022, 2023.
    Greetings from 4/1/2024 now!

  • @JoshHarrisPhotography
    @JoshHarrisPhotography ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I want to share this with everyone I know, but you have to binge watch his other videos to truly appreciate it.

  • @dankemusico5878
    @dankemusico5878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    “Frankly it looks looser than it was when we were dating”

    • @shuyotirah9132
      @shuyotirah9132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I had no idea why i let out a big sigh on this sentence

    • @The301stt
      @The301stt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow

    • @SisyphusJP
      @SisyphusJP 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha!

    • @subd1vee380
      @subd1vee380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shuyotirah9132 Trueee

  • @MrTorchwoodify
    @MrTorchwoodify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7834

    I'm just impressed he's able to say all of this in the same tone as always, without cracking up.

    • @chrislawson1233
      @chrislawson1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Benefits of being a lawyer, I imagine. Have to be able to convince smart people to believe your stupid, stupid clients.

    • @TrayJayRecords
      @TrayJayRecords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      he’s a nerd lol

    • @AgentFire0
      @AgentFire0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TrayJayRecords u're a nerd

    • @theVoyage
      @theVoyage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I'd love to know how many outtakes there were to get all this.

    • @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_
      @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's able to say it because it isn't funny in the first place.

  • @johnnypetro9314
    @johnnypetro9314 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My innocence is gone. I'll never think of the LPL the same way.

  • @sharadindusaikia
    @sharadindusaikia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Props to him for keeping his cool throughout the voiceover

  • @theisronhede
    @theisronhede 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8451

    You Gotta love how he takes longer to clean the lock than actually breaking in

    • @aciddrive
      @aciddrive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      i think that described my last experience with someone too!

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      It's not just cleaning. Lube and preparation are very important for opening such things. :)

    • @DeepfriedBeans4492
      @DeepfriedBeans4492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Sometimes you finish quicker than you realize

    • @WalnutSpice
      @WalnutSpice ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It do be like that though

    • @fireysmiley5378
      @fireysmiley5378 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hygiene is key 😉

  • @hebenus6915
    @hebenus6915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5680

    “While her boyfriend’s at work, she asked me to come over and loosen things up.”

    • @hamida185
      @hamida185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "While"

    • @senecamusic3891
      @senecamusic3891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      The part where he said "Let's see if we can get in her backdoor without breaking anything" cracked me up lmao

    • @hebenus6915
      @hebenus6915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hamid A My bad, autocorrect.

    • @ninjahaz0180
      @ninjahaz0180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      svgarbee read it as he said it, nice.

    • @MissRadi0active
      @MissRadi0active 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Ali K. And be generous with lube

  • @internetstealers2731
    @internetstealers2731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact he updated the description for the new April Fools video is commitment to his format that he didnt even need to do. Amazing

  • @WillFly4Food23
    @WillFly4Food23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't worry LPL I only last ten seconds on the backdoor as well.

  • @suetchingkong1796
    @suetchingkong1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18599

    Jokes aside he opened the thing in three seconds we live in fear of this man

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      LockPickingLawyer: Threat or Menace?

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Next time someone gets doxxed this man is coming for you

    • @purplelemondoesstuff3044
      @purplelemondoesstuff3044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@Wertsir I want pictures of LockPickingLawyer!

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Wertsir This is such a good comment.

    • @moosewastaken3893
      @moosewastaken3893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They could have called him for la casa de papel to unlock the doors and get the robbers

  • @Tall_Pauly
    @Tall_Pauly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2581

    LPL: "Today we are going to be getting into my ex girlfriend's back door"
    TH-cam Demonitizer: "You're treading on *THIN* ice buddy!"

    • @redneckgearheadgarage495
      @redneckgearheadgarage495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      And he's penetrated some of the most secure equipment out there.

    • @naimakka1949
      @naimakka1949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      isn't it ironic how you spelled thin with letters bigger then usual

    • @relaxationmusicsanctuary3664
      @relaxationmusicsanctuary3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @gking08
      @gking08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trending on thin ice

    • @timmypena241
      @timmypena241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and he used to penetrate his ex, ba-Zing

  • @NLvideomaster
    @NLvideomaster 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The dedication to your choice of words, amazing!

  • @RoseAbrams
    @RoseAbrams 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I think the problem her new boyfriend was experiencing was due to skill but also equipment. Going in through any back door (or any opening for that matter) requires proper equipment - her new boyfriend probably believes that size and quality doesn't make any difference, but that's really just an excuse for lacking proper equipment. I'm glad LPL could come in to solve that.
    It's not just about size though, it's also about what you do with it - I can definitely tell that LPL is very experienced by going in her back door which is why he does it so easily and confidently, and there's really no replacement for skill and knowledge.

  • @youview1327
    @youview1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6403

    His tools might be small but he sure knows how to use them.

    • @stanislavzoldak2198
      @stanislavzoldak2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Haven't you heard, he has an 18 inch long Johnson.

    • @wifeoftheparty7107
      @wifeoftheparty7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@stanislavzoldak2198 and that's all that really matters!

    • @nickwolfe6684
      @nickwolfe6684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's average for the time 🤣

    • @johnnyrocket6588
      @johnnyrocket6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @psilosiraptor4988
      @psilosiraptor4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's hung like a hammer I'm his brother

  • @trillium.3.24
    @trillium.3.24 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fabulous! Simply fabulous!

  • @lukemimnagh2594
    @lukemimnagh2594 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how suggestive this is

  • @Lalondeist
    @Lalondeist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4001

    No exaggeration, my asthmatic wife almost choked to death laughing.

    • @jz4163
      @jz4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I hope she's okay lmao

    • @dotnask0001
      @dotnask0001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@jz4163 Dont worry man he choked his way of having a wife a long time ago

    • @TheArchangel38401
      @TheArchangel38401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I spent an hour wiping spewed beer off my screen?
      tell me about it..... LPL is the best....

    • @carbonrobin
      @carbonrobin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did you unlock her back door

    • @GloriousPM
      @GloriousPM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I... don’t understand the joke could someone please explain it

  • @Rysiej10
    @Rysiej10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5224

    “Rubber for my own protection”
    Bru this man.....

    • @ExplosivesLaboratory
      @ExplosivesLaboratory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This dude got me dying over here…

    • @markallieu7097
      @markallieu7097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Best Lawyer

    • @ChrisParayno
      @ChrisParayno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No clicks needed😂

    • @motazfawzi2504
      @motazfawzi2504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      After applying a generous amount of lube

    • @Daniel-fz6iz
      @Daniel-fz6iz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So selfish, it's also for HER protection!

  • @scotteyers8518
    @scotteyers8518 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Without context, this is an extremely professional guide to a nuanced problem.
    Good advice all around.

  • @thesardoniccomedian9546
    @thesardoniccomedian9546 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The innuendoes are amazing!!

  • @jaesh1198
    @jaesh1198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    "Frankly it looks looser than it was back when we were dating." The amount of shade this man throws is off the charts.

    • @DryTEKGI
      @DryTEKGI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      One day I will write this to my ex.. I just have to xD

    • @alexhu7939
      @alexhu7939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahahaha....

    • @anepicotter4595
      @anepicotter4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well why would it be looser?

    • @buttpounder2005
      @buttpounder2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anepicotter4595 it gets used more

    • @naufalap
      @naufalap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or her new boyfriend tools are bigger

  • @mastakush4272
    @mastakush4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7371

    I dont know if mrs. lock pick lawyer is gonna like this.
    Edit: can't believe I got 7500 likes!

    • @splosh2070
      @splosh2070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

      I'm sure she gets her back door picked enough, she won't mind

    • @Gamer-ve9pt
      @Gamer-ve9pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@splosh2070 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @_Beam
      @_Beam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Isnt it lock picking lawyer

    • @gamezilla5641
      @gamezilla5641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well I don’t know if mrs. potato head is gonna like it either

    • @hakmedolarinde8183
      @hakmedolarinde8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Maybe a 3 person lock picking session if u know wat I'm saying

  • @chromeb3367
    @chromeb3367 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh man came back to rewatch this 3 year later the joke still hits

  • @flavcookie
    @flavcookie ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how you can interpret this 2 different ways.

  • @macholuke8118
    @macholuke8118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13728

    We live in a world where a man who sits at home and picks locks all day is still a comedic genius, I am truly grateful.

    • @yasirelec
      @yasirelec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Although the comedy was mild, listening to him saying those things made it specially funny

    • @Brandon-cs8gw
      @Brandon-cs8gw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@yasirelec I was laughing through the whole video. In times like these. People need a little mild

    • @jeffwells641
      @jeffwells641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@yasirelec It's the deadpan delivery that really makes it hilarious.

    • @zackgeorgly5099
      @zackgeorgly5099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Don't forget that he's also a lawyer. He's a lawyer, lockpicking master and a comedic genius. So he must be a superhero (or supervillain, due to being a Lawyer). Come to think, maybe the lockpicks are just for show, and he actually picks the locks by using his X-ray vision together with his telekinetic abilities. That is the only possible explanation why he can pick all the locks labeled as maximus security, grade A, unpickable etc in mere seconds.

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean hes super clever to pick locks so well so hes probably got some wit with words too

  • @grahamkoeberl9651
    @grahamkoeberl9651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    “While her boyfriend is at work, she invited me to come over and help losen things up”

    • @wintermetal1513
      @wintermetal1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice profile pic

    • @benjiwalker6848
      @benjiwalker6848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Loosen things up in her back door to... He even had to use rubber for protection

    • @Niko-oc7kh
      @Niko-oc7kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "It looks a lot looser than when we were dating"

    • @coalmine9666
      @coalmine9666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "i need to use rubber for my own protection."

    • @benjibat4655
      @benjibat4655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@benjiwalker6848 hi Benji

  • @bryansiepert9222
    @bryansiepert9222 ปีที่แล้ว

    A masterpiece of writing and delivery!

  • @GERntleMAN
    @GERntleMAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bluntly ambiguous and with an innocent heart as well. Awesome

  • @jonathanpasch6604
    @jonathanpasch6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    I can't believe your exgirlfriend lets her back door get that dirty. So gross.

    • @coopereidson8594
      @coopereidson8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Jonathan Pasch for real. It was a TWO wipe job

    • @BrandonKirk0
      @BrandonKirk0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Can tell who took care of that place back in the day

    • @safffff1000
      @safffff1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He dated for a pretty faced but realize better to have a hard worker and left her.

    • @harrasika
      @harrasika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably has many guys coming in

    • @vesimelooni2857
      @vesimelooni2857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is fake are you dumb???????

  • @drz400smguypessel9
    @drz400smguypessel9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5426

    My wife’s listening at the table and she had to get up and come see what I was watching 😂😂😂

    • @BrowncoatInABox
      @BrowncoatInABox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      I hope she was disappointed that it was just a lock picking video

    • @bilalsuslu2217
      @bilalsuslu2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BrowncoatInABox lmao

    • @koolkidwithathsma8705
      @koolkidwithathsma8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Simp

    • @koolkidwithathsma8705
      @koolkidwithathsma8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Eric VandenAvond your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer

    • @Soulixer
      @Soulixer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Simp means “a silly or foolish person” according to google.

  • @nirvanajew1
    @nirvanajew1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm happy Mrs. LPL is so cool with you servicing your exes backdoor.

  • @usedevilthing
    @usedevilthing 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait! April is just around the corner!

  • @richardtodd6843
    @richardtodd6843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    This time he's gone too far, not that he can be stopped.

    • @nevererothezero7893
      @nevererothezero7893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When even Corona can't stop madmen

    • @a_random_person_
      @a_random_person_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      What you gonna do to him? Lock him up? Ha!

    • @LanceMcGrew
      @LanceMcGrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really thought LPL was more mature than this. (unsubscribed)

    • @richardtodd6843
      @richardtodd6843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@LanceMcGrew I'm assuming you weren't watching his videos a year ago.

    • @franklinlau2000
      @franklinlau2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nevererothezero7893 more like madlad

  • @ponkun1649
    @ponkun1649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    normal people: send n*des
    LPL: send a picture of your backdoor

    • @abhis7676
      @abhis7676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Badly underrated comment ;)

    • @ysfkrwn7095
      @ysfkrwn7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment is underrated

    • @Razorcarl
      @Razorcarl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooooo

  • @keblinskiwastaken
    @keblinskiwastaken ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can imagine hes smiling through all the video

  • @craigw1911
    @craigw1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm eagerly awaiting the 2022 edition of LPL's April 1 video!

  • @MrSnowmanJoe
    @MrSnowmanJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7213

    Me at first: Haha! He's breaking into his Ex's house.
    Me later: Oh no.
    Edit: This comment isn't even that funny. Why does it have 7.2k likes? Smh.

    • @lofiwackpainting7439
      @lofiwackpainting7439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hahaha same

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      MrSnowmanJoe oh yes

    • @Mike_Ehrmantraut.
      @Mike_Ehrmantraut. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same bro haha

    • @Acornsgo
      @Acornsgo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @remakethestars2683
      @remakethestars2683 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was my exact reaction. Oh, someone's breaking into someone's house for an April Fool's joke! An ex-boyfriend - oh, no…

  • @kieran.grant_
    @kieran.grant_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8819

    I bet LPL makes weird lock references whenever he uses *real* dirty talk.

    • @charlesvitanza8867
      @charlesvitanza8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +849

      Click on 1, click on 2, 3 is binding.

    • @swisscheese3094
      @swisscheese3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I am sorry

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@swisscheese3094 all is forgiven, but not forgotten.

    • @adammathieson1428
      @adammathieson1428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      "That's all I have for you today"

    • @vonzfoto
      @vonzfoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Damn girl. Let me rumble them tumblers.

  • @sheepdog401
    @sheepdog401 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever watched !!!

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This.... this is a work of Art.

  • @urielsalas9265
    @urielsalas9265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    "Her backdoor is far dirtier than it ever used to be, back when we were dating. It seems to have been neglected very badly, but I'm actually glad to find it this way"
    Absolute madlad.

    • @streax8885
      @streax8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jason H you mean *your backdoor*

    • @johng3858
      @johng3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “In fact it looks looser than when we were dating”
      😂😂😂😂

    • @nono_ct200
      @nono_ct200 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just got it Thank you !

    • @ctrl.s3565
      @ctrl.s3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      just apply a generous amount of lube, then put the rubber on for your own safety

  • @zush2305
    @zush2305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3365

    Missed the opportunity to say: " now I am going to come inside".

    • @VeeOasis
      @VeeOasis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yep

    • @Saint_Wolf_
      @Saint_Wolf_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I feel he should have said "I'm gonna use some rubber for my protection, you never know what kind of bacteria can live in something that was so uncleaned."

    • @everybodyisanidiot4553
      @everybodyisanidiot4553 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Last frames should have been him going inside.

    • @Holtijaar
      @Holtijaar ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@mmseng2 Of course he is an upstanding fellow and I hope he was rewarded with a nice sweet treat for all that he has done, for example a cream pie or something.

    • @WebberAerialImaging
      @WebberAerialImaging ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because it was an ex-girlfriend's back door, you should not come inside without permission.

  • @supersophisticated9943
    @supersophisticated9943 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “This is the CuckoldingLawyer...”

  • @aettic
    @aettic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kudos to you, sir.

  • @SidenoteChannel
    @SidenoteChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18866

    instruction unclear, my tool is stuck in her backdoor.
    her boyfriend has brought a chainsaw to cut it off. send help.

    • @smuggen
      @smuggen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      O.o

    • @milamurry739
      @milamurry739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Best comment ever. LOL

    • @yaykruser
      @yaykruser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      😂😂

    • @conardseviar537
      @conardseviar537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yikes

    • @soup5518
      @soup5518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ur..... tool 🥵

  • @MrTmb64
    @MrTmb64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    I didn't expect this to have that many sexual innuendos... Now I'm scared to see what "manipulating my tiny *Coq* " is all about

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      All his April 1st jokes are aqsome

    • @DerKatzeSonne
      @DerKatzeSonne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh man, I seriously didn't get a single hint until I went down to the comment section 😂🤦🏼‍♂️ should go to sleep now.

    • @javelinf61
      @javelinf61 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean cock? As in the chicken?

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CT-9877 Yes, it’s the French word for Rooster.

    • @hkk3656
      @hkk3656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here!!!

  • @jacebrown3796
    @jacebrown3796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was much funnier than I thought it would be. Thank you so much LPL

  • @akia__
    @akia__ ปีที่แล้ว

    video hits different when you listen to it with the visuals