[1588] My 36 Inch King Dick Wrecks Locks!
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[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
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[1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) • [1266] My 18-Inch Long...
[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) • [1071] Getting In My E...
[862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) • [862] Getting Into My ...
[651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) • [651] Manipulating My ...
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The fact that this video got suppressed for me on TH-cam and didn't show up in my feed until a week after April Fools makes this even better
It just showed up for me this morning! 🤣
Just got it
Just got it
Same 😂
I'm so mad at TH-cam. It took about 30 seconds into the video before I realized that I missed LPL's April fool's video
I'm not sure how you can speak so calmly when finding someone else's seaman in your wife's beaver, honestly.
Gotta be the lawyer part of the name 😂
MWAH! Goodnight, everybody!
@@WackoMcGooseGoodnight Wacko McGoose! :3
That's his fetish😉
Never mind that.
The sheer volume of bananas in that beaver was astounding.
Deaf people: woah, that's a powerful wrench!
Blind people:
That's dark
The most tragic part of being blind is the puns you miss.
@@RaquelFoster I would say not seeing cars/hazards is the worst part, but missing the puns is the most tragic.
@@RaquelFosteryeah you don’t see the irony
Yt captions be like... :( deaf ppl can read.
Genuinely impressed by the innuendo density. And the brand-names. Clearly, eBay was scoured far and wide for suggestively named tools!
Go back to every April 1st video. This was actually light on the innuendo and heavy on name gags.
I mean... These are all popular and well-established tool brands. Idk why, but there's a lot of tool brands that sound dirty.
... and by the fact how he can be quite lewd and funny without using a single profane word
I'll be honest, this is the only good April Fools tradition.
💯 agreement
I also like WestJet's videos on April 1 but they can be hit and miss. LPL is consistently solid.
Captain's Workplace also used to be really good if you're into computers. But last year was just an update and this year seems to be a no-show.
torque test channel did one where they had a fake branded tool made, but only revealed it halfway through the video after this new "makita" delivered very disappointing results. I thought that one was fun.
Fascinating horror (disaster videos) does a great one every year breaking down a disaster that inevitably is a movie
Oh god. It’s here.
That's what she said!
😔
@@ryanwhiteman9492 I arrived to this thread 42 minutes late to say the same thing
this was good, well played ! lol
It finally came
My 22 year old step daughter came home from work as the video started. She went to her room to change, and 2 minutes later, I get a text from her mom. "Wtf are you watching in the living room."
I had to boot up TH-cam on my phone, go to my history, and share the link to prove I was watching a video about wrenches.
Cool
Sounds hot. Do you two ever make love?
🤨
Wenches , Damn you autocorrect.
🥵
"I'm a little surprised to find in some sea men inside"
ok that really caught me off guard
The whole video I'm thinking: "I'm an adult, I'm an adult, I'm an adult!" And then proceeded to chuckle and laugh like an immature child. 😂😂
i know man
LPL's April 1st is not for child, nor for adult who not act like a child.
don't be an adult, there's no fun in that.
[Sarcasm] Why? This an informative video, with a bunch of branded wrench of various length and LPL is very helpful showing them all, why is it funny? [Sarcasm]
Yyyyuuuuuuuuuuu7u7mooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee
As someone who owns one of the smaller King Dicks. I feel like LPL is really not realizing that it's not always the size of the tool you're using, but rather the technique you use. You can bludgeon someone's backdoor lock with a 36" tool, but it will cause irreparable damage. You cannot simply make up for bad form with a larger unit.
😂😂😂
That’s the kind of thing that people with small tools always say.
i would have upvoted, but its at 69 likes. nobody touch this
@@taylorolson6228 well 100 ppl couldn't resist
Ohhhh yeah. You slam a 36" tool into someone's back door and you're probably gonna wreck it forever.
I've heard a lot of good things about my bent Johnson. It fits really well into hard-to-reach places, and makes sensitive jobs easy.
The calmest, classiest, and most informative april 1st video. 👏 👏
I can't believe the algo hid this from me.
"I don't think this seamen is mine"
I just lost it at that part🤣
Same here
I was really hoping for a twist at the end, with that seamen dropping out of Nick's wife's kitty 😢
Just be thankful that the YT automated AI thought police didn't auto correct your reply by losing an 'A' thinking it was a typo..🤔🤭
Until he said seamen, I thought the gag was going to be "I was a little disappointed to find a few sailors had gotten in there before I had."
Me too lol :D
Homewrecker might be an understatement. But lugging 36" around would get tiring after awhile.
And it's always dragging on the ground....
That’s why you gotta hold it firmly in both hands
it does
Very true: LPL makes it look easy penetrating all of those locks on video but it's really a "one and done"
Carrying around that much pipe-laying tool was leave you lightheaded as the blood goes where it's needed. Can you imagine having to get through security with that thing?
The other day i got locked out back at work, theres a 10ft tall white gate held closed with a chain and master lock, and another master lock for the walk in freezer. Thanks to lpl i knew it was as easy as grabbing the master lock off the walk in door and slapping it together with the other one. Worked like a charm. Thanks mcnally i might have frozen without you 😂😂😂
My grandfather taught me years ago that a large pipe wrench will open a locked door knob, too. You'll have to replace the knob, but if you're locked out in an emergency, the wrench will do it! I doubted it when he told me, but I've used the trick multiple times in my life. Thanks Grandpa!
I don't know how, over the course of just one year, I keep forgetting that this guy has the best April fools videos
I was always told 4 inches is enough 😭
@@oldmedstudent1750Now I know why I'm single... again 😢😂
I would guess that he has been to the MIB wault and has taken a neuralyzer
same 😂
I've been watching him for 5 years but this is the first April Fool one I've caught. But I'm not on TH-cam daily. Only a few times a week.
I'm not sure what's more impressive. The script, or the fact that LPL managed enough serious takes to get the whole video out.
He's a lawyer, he can sell the biggest BS in a courtroom if he has to... this video is just a walk in the park.
the script is insane
The videos wouldn't be nearly as good without the unwavering deadpan delivery. It's amazing.
I need to see the bloopers from these April fools videos
the fact it isn't age restricted
This video was exactly what I needed to find today.
LockPickingLawyer, you have done it again. Thanks!
One of the best channels on TH-cam.
That Wang Computers wrench is so cute. I wish I had one, honestly
you're interested in getting your hands on cute Wangs?
I am ashamed of myself for missing this tradition on the day of its release. Another classic
same
siivagunner's april fools event had my full attention and I forgot about LPL's
Same. I'm happy to stumple over it only two days late though.
Late is better than never
i'm 2 days late and i can't believe i missed it! gotta check if @chrisfix did one now
They say: "it's not the size of the vessel but the motion in the ocean." true sailors say " It's neither the size of the vessel nor the motion in the ocean, but whether all passengers get off."
I am happy that you gave the 4 inch King Dic another shot. It's admittedly situational, but effective approach that often goes unappreciated .
It offered hope if that is all you got to work with.
We appreciate a 4 inch king
Size doesn't matter, only how you use it.
Warning!! If you are 11 days out of quad bypass heart surgery from military service. DON'T watch this Video! My heart pilow didn't work.
Did you notice that it responded to his warm gentle hands and got longer. Mmmm, someone may have a secret he's hiding in a closet. 😱
Time stamp 1:17 Dude, “I was offered this 14in. Johnson…. Now it might be long enough, but you’ll notice this bend at the head of the tool. It’s my understanding that that quite a few Johnson’s have a bend in them just like this one and I’m told it can be awkward or even uncomfortable just like this one. Because of that I tend to avoid bent Johnson’s”…… 😳…. Genius 😆😆😆
And I just keep liking this guy more and more. Let's hope TH-cam doesn't screw things up to the point where we lose these gems.
The 4" is ideal for working on back door access. The 36" may be ok for Mrs Lawyer's Beaver but if you go swinging that thing around her back door and it'll never close properly again. Take heed.
Lest diapers be part of your lifelong attire.
😮😂😂😂
Yeah, you slam a 36" tool into someone's back door, you're going to ruin it.
@@Martell-XOdude,thats too much man, common now😮
Words of wisdom for sure.
That catch mounted on the wall has to be the strongest thing Master Lock has ever made! It took pounding after pounding and still stayed there for the locks' friends to come along and pound it some more!
That's what she said.
god I wish that were me
Even with a 36" KingDick!!!
Fr tho 😂 Maybe Master Lock is better at building hardware than locks
hey bbg wyd
I'm so daft, I was on the 4 inch wrench before I realized what was happening. I rewatched and was dying the whole time
I wait for these every year and it's always worth it.
'If you swing it around too much, you could even wreck a home with it'. Yay!! Brilliant scripting there Sir.
How you can record these without laughing is beyond me. I was over here wheezing, you just keep topping last years video every single time. Bravo.
basic lawyer training
Definitely repetition. Guaranteed he records each of those lines over a dozen times until he can say it with a straight face.
Probably his wifey is the director of this Kind Dick episode. ;D ;D
Never would i have thought that this man is a s tier comedian. Hilarious
This is so unexpected from LPL 😂😂
I legit came in here expecting the usual picking video!
Brilliant, sir! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I have a 48" Rigid and it never fails to bust a nut. In fact, just resting it on a pipe causes it to loosen up. The downside is that I have to walk around with it slung over my shoulder because it's so heavy.
Well done sir... Well done! 😂😂😂
As a retired Universal Soldier, can confirm. Standard Operational Procdure was to let it hang low to the left, but we generally carried them over the shoulder. During covert ops, we might tie it something like a knot, or occasionally a bow.
@@charlieschuder9976 new procedure is to tuck it in your shirt. Don't want it dangling in the dirt.
@@ashtonhoward5582I actually had to dangle for work yesterday. I was a little nervous at first because two of my managers were watching me dangle, but one of them said I was the best dangler they'd ever seen. Unfortunately, the step-ladder they first gave me was too short, so they had to bring out the 30-foot ladder so I had enough clearance to dangle properly.
You just have to make sure you don't dangle your danglers too low, otherwise the high school kids want to do a vert test on your danglers. That's why my danglers always wind up crooked and dangling slightly to the left.
My girlfriend wanted to learn her way around some plumbing but she got intimidated when I pulled out my big Husky tool and put it in her box.
LPL does it again. He consistently puts out the best April 1st videos on this platform.
Well done, sir.
An excellent video, but I fear he will never match, let alone top, the episode about his ex’s back door.
Have been waiting all day, and LPL didn't disappoint.
Finally a channel that fits my maturity level. 🤣
The tool is impressive but I find Mrs Lockpickinglawyer’s beaver to be even more impressive. He smashed it hard and it took the pounding like a champ.
the winking face being used for the lego seamen is the cherry on top, truly the little things go unappreciated
Took me a second, but then I remembered that even though it's the 2nd of April, gotta wait another 24 hours until the April 1st ends
@@SuperLifestream you live in New Zealand?
@@SuperLifestream I feel the same way going the other direction. I'm UTC -6, so I get April Fools stuff starting the afternoon of March 31st.
@@Just_A_Dude I'm in -8! I saw so much stuff for April Fools on the 31st
Hulloooo sailor ;)
I just want to applaud the quality craftmanship of that door hasp. It took a mighty pounding from your 36" KingDick before it showed any signs of wear.
Yes! And what kind of screws or bolts did you use? Also what kind of lumber is behind that hasp?
There is a masterlock logo on the thing :O
The shocking thing is that is a Master Lock hasp.
I'm just glad he didn't use it to lay a pipe in his neighbours kitchen because it would've surely ruined their home. A king dick like this comes with great power and great responsibility.
yeah, I thought that was going to snap any second.
LOL! Thanks for the laughs! I still can't believe you can do all this without cracking up! 😂😂
May the april fool's tradition continue forever!
Your april fools day video's are one of the absolute highlights to my year. Thanks again for an amazingly innuendo'd video.
I saw the Lego guys laying there and thought "Oh no... he's not... he wouldn't...." Oh he did. It was a real 36-inch maneuver. Well played LPL.
"Huh. I don't think this seaman's mine." Bruh really burned himself for the joke. Respect.
He may have found someone else's seaman in his wife's beaver? Yea, that's not good.
Every other April, he is talking about his girlfriend. The man cannot have peace.
@@TheOJDrinker maybe that's just how they roll
Maybe the foreign seaman got their via his friends 4 incher.
This was hilarious, I cracked up throughout the whole thing. Came to my feed late so I wasn’t initially expecting an April fools video! 😂
Your April 1st videos are always the best hahaha😂
True story: I went over to my mother's house on the weekend when she asked me to replace a tap (faucet) washer. I needed a spanner (wrench) to undo the tap, so found an adjustable in my (late) father's toolbox. As I was undoing the tap, I noticed the brand on the tool.
Yes, I had my late father's King Dick in my hand, and it immediately reminded me of you...
I laughed at this (I found it hilarious)
@@lowqualitypaddler I concur with you (my response to the original post coheres significantly with yours)
(Fucking) amazing
@@wallabra Indeed, I find myself in unequivocal concordance with your assertions. Upon careful deliberation and introspection, I must concede that my sentiments align harmoniously with the views you have expounded. It is with a profound sense of intellectual camaraderie that I acknowledge the veracity and cogency of your discourse. Therefore, I hereby extend my utmost approbation and assent to the propositions you have posited, recognizing them as eminently sound and deserving of acclaim.
(Your perspicacious elucidation of the matter at hand has not only captivated my intellect but also engendered within me an unwavering conviction in the rectitude of your stance.)
@@wallabra coheres is not a word. Coher is not a verb.
The subtle touch of the diary's empty pages with "nothing to write home about" was so smooth that I scheduled my kitty for a groom and a trim.
No one asked.
@@StoneTheCr0w I asked
@@problemsfan4132lady’s and gentleman we found him!
@StoneTheCr0w no one asked you to comment either bozo.
@@problemsfan4132where?
Unexpected, however one of the best videos I've seen in a while. Very tactful.
:-o That cleverly crude humor caught me completely off guard like a slap in the face.
Got a mushroom head on my cheek to prove it.
Every April 1st this is my first stop, one of the all-time best channels to ever touch YT.
Not gonna lie, I forgot it was Apr-1 until I saw this in my feed 😅
This and the BMW print adverts
I've told a few friends about his videos that come out on this day. I've been waiting since last year's.
But, alas, no "Let's try again to ensure it wasn't a fluke." so that means no drink for me this morning. Well, at least not as a result of the fluke drinking game I play.
I love your work and this one is so comical. One of my favorites. 😂
Omg.. this video is killing me with all those puns!! Extremely well done 👍🏼✅
Every year, I watch no content from any social media produced on April's 1st, except LPL's April's fool video! They crack me up each time.
my first one. Will make a note of it for next year!
@@geoffhazel2be sure to check out the ones from previous years too
They're always the best 😂
@@geoffhazel2oh, oh man, now you gotta go back and find the other April first episodes. There’s the beaver of course, and the kitty, there’s the Johnson, and the exes back door… I’m fairly certain there’s a couple more beyond those.
@@geoffhazel2he's included links to the other videos in the description.
His wife's beaver, and his ex-girlfriends back door are 👏
My uncle used to be a toolmaker at the factory where King DIck was made (Yeovil, UK) and he knew all the jokes off by heart, necessary when you went to the pub, to avoid fun being made at your expense.
Please, don't let us die unknowing!
Sounds like the kind of guy I'd buy a beer for 😂
Did he work on the whole tool, or focus on the shaft?
@@westrim I volunteered for that job. He took care of tightening the nuts.
Apparently, the founder named the company after his pet bulldog. He's still on the company logo, a symbol of tenacity. I have a set of King Dick Whitworth spanners that are older than me.
I'm laughing so hard right now. This is so brilliant. Proves size matters and some people have bigger tools than others.
I give you 10 out of 10 for creativity. Bravo.
On a serious note, it really puts into light why pick resistance isn't everything. You can be ultra super pick resistant lock, and it's pointless if it fails against the pipe-wrench or brick-through-the-window attacks.
If that was the case every lock would be so big it would barely fit anywhere.
To be fair, thr brick-through-the-window attacks tend to be extremely effective!
Shrouded puck locks are the way to go
"Breaking down the door" strategy is always looked down upon, always make sure you have s stronger door than your neighbour's
Eh, locks are mostly there to thwart stealth. If they're willing to go loud, not much is going to stop them besides steel plates or a bullet.
"If you play with it, it does get a bit longer." - LPL, 4/1/2024
1/4/24 * 😅
@@raymond19001 - Nordic countries enter the chat: 2024-04-01 👍😁
@@raymond19001 No! Only 2024-04-01 is ISO correct! ;)
That's what she said
It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Oh man these keep getting better
Never comment but this guy is a f****** genius in humor and certainly with locks
What a consummate professional. Getting through that without a single giggle or snicker. We need a 'behind the scenes' where you crack!
No kidding. This video must haven taken forever to film. Cause how could he not be laughing the whole way.
* consummated professional
Leave it to a lawyer to say the most ridiculous things with a straight face.
I have a feeling there's 48+ hours of blooper reels hidden somewhere.
practicing law is a great practice to be able to say the most ridiculous stuff with a straight face
After a brief refractory period, I will slam that Beaver one more time to show that it wasn't a fluke.
That was the only iconic line he really missed. Good catch.
Honestly after wrecking his wife's Beaver with his 36 inch tool, it was pretty much fully destroyed already.
Masterful work Mr Lawyer
This is god tier internet trolling😂 Exactly what TH-cam was made for, lost it at the 14 in Johnson😂
I am impressed just how quickly his KD could be used again. At my age, I can only open locks twice a day. 😂
For the montage I think he should have put the music from the start of Dr. Strangelove... were the Fuel tube is being inserted into the receiver hole of the other plane.
Me too but I don't really mind and the customer seems to appreciate the fact that it takes me half the day to produce results
I've grown to despise April 1st due to all the low-effort and no-effort "pranks". However, every year I look forward your videos, and you absolutely knocked it out of the park this year!
There are some really great April Fools Days videos out there, if you're subbed to the right channels. Take a look at Fascinating Horror for some others, in his own genre...
This is basically the only bright spot on this day
Look out, DaiTengu - you stood in poop. 🤭
Well its hard not to knock it out of the park with a 36" King Dick!
I look forward to April Fools Day every year! Thank you for the laughs!
This is pure fn gold!!! How have i missed this?
Just to dispell any misconceptions, most tool websites and a lot of plumbers will say that the minimum tools size to do "normal" work is around 8 to 10 inches, but in reality the vast majority of men only have a 5 or so inch tool, even lower than the commonly stated 6 in. average wrench size... Don't trust unrealistic standards set by the plumbing industry: you are tapping locks, not laying miles of crude oil pipe every day!
👏👏👏 Another great, instructional video on this sacred day! Thank you.
You mean plumbers like Johnny Sins?
@@cheesebusiness Remember that most of us are just working at home in the presence of (step-)family, and are not professionals like Johnny Sins.
You shouldn't include China for calculting the average.
I don't know what is better - your sense of humor, or the fact that these tools all exist
Johnson and WANG are real companies, but they don't make pipe wrenches. He just found some stickers and put them on other wrenches for the joke.
@@hux2000 King Dick is still the funniest one 😂😂
I love these videos every year! Top draw humour thank you!
I don’t care about April’s Fools anymore, but LPL’s videos are something that I wait for each year.
your life is tragic
@@yessanknow302 omg how do you know me?
Lol the back door video was hilarious.
And his vday ones are great too
I have some serious respect and appreciation for this man's sense of humor.
Excellent delivery.
Bravo, Sir. 👌
We gotta protect this national treasure at all costs. hehe
Dude I’m cracking up and can’t pay attention. 😂😂😂
I came back to this channel after a few months hiatus and just happened to click on this video thinking it was going to be highly informative.. I was not disappointed.
You'll find that the curvature of the Johnson model is actually a distinct advantage in some situations where you're working in similarly curved environments!
Innuendo aside is this actually the evolutionary reason for the bend?
@@moodlethenoodleafaik no, it just happens to be like that sometimes and isn't usually enough of a problem to be selected against
@@moodlethenoodle I don't know, but I do know that for the 1/3 women with a backwards facing uterus (like me) regular positions and straight penises aren't as successful for reproduction - they don't reach deep enough because of the angle. Hence the potential advantages of curved johnsons. That said, each of us is different, so it's impossible to search for a perfect match that is also a good person 😅
Closed captions gave up when he started talking about his wife's beaver 😂😂😂
LOL. Yes, they did! Thanks for pointing it out!
What a legend, dude can make CC reconsider its career path.
he never disapoints on 1 April or Valentines days... Just a Masterpice!
This entire video is a masterpiece, I could not stop laughing at every stone cold delivery 😂 Well done sir
A lot of people are probably assuming you were left unsupervised in the hardware section, but I like to think that you were accompanied by at least 3 experts in King Dick selection.
Or at least one 5 year old
I like this comment. At the time of reading it, it has 69 likes. I can't bring myself to make it 70 in respect to the video 👍
Was that in the Adult section of the store? 🤷♂
We brits have been giggling over this particular brand name for decades.
At the risk of being serious, with my vintage tool collecting hat on, I can tell you that in old (1920-1950) UK tool catalogues, which often listed 4-8 brands of spanners, King Dick were always the most expensive. Always been top quality tools.
Yeah, I was looking at his King Dick and it does look like quite a fine tool.
(Seriously, that wrench has the look of a device where reliability and durability were considered far more important than cost. It is obvious just by looking that it is a very nice piece of equipment.... god dammit, equipment's an innuendo too!)
@@CptJistuce Right, King Dick doesn't make your average junk!
the end makes this so much more wholesome... 🤣
This just killed me! Best I've seen in years!! Keep up the good fight.
Someone nominate LPL for a goddamn oscar for delivering this entire video without a single hitch in his voice.
He has perfect deadpan delivery.
@@ferretyluv he is (was) a lawyer after-all
He's a die hard perv ;)
But we have no idea how many takes it took to get it done without laughing! 😅
"hm, I don't think this seaman's mine." HOW DOES HE NOT BURST OUT LAUGHING
When even having a 36 inch tool doesn't help
Delivery.
whats ur pfp from, looks familiar
"Tony's wang"
They sell hydraulic spreaders on Amazon like the bolt cutter video you made accept they spread metal open. I’d be fascinated to see how they work on u locks and locks. I think this would make a very good video since there none out there of anyone using them but thieves already are.
I despise how much solid attraction you've created, you done earned a stiffly long-term subscriber!
"Seamen inside" ... that's where i lost it completely!!! =)
Thanks LPL! Happy April 1st everyone!
April fools LPL special? Finally!
Finally? Comes every year without fail
@@IDontModWTFz remember when he showed us his Tiny Coq?
@@IDontModWTFz Mission failed for saying: "Cums evry year without fail".
He does this every year lol
You must be new here, lol. He does these annually.
Savage, just absolutely savage. Well played sir.
I use King Dick VDE screwdrivers for work. This is the first time I've seen anyone else acknowledge the brand
The lock picking lawyers April 1st videos are the best. I was completely taken by his opening of the back door for his ex-girlfriend a few years back. Very funny stuff!
Best verbiage in any video I’ve ever seen. Great setup
That is a powerful tool.That tool is a real Beaver wrecker for sure.
Jesus, the double entendres and euphemisms is simply off the charts. It’s like something out of The Naked Gun or Austin Powers. Lock Picking Lawyer’s delivery is simply brilliant! If this video doesn’t reach at least two million views within a week at the very least then something is seriously wrong with society!
This was a solid entry but I think I still like the one where he’s being asked to get into his ex’s back door
😙🤌
There are 5 more of previous years.
Go wild.
@@TheMulToyVerse check. The one with his Exes' backdoor was pure gold
It'll get five million views today 😂
LPL as a sight-gag in the background of a Leslie Nielsen scene would be in both their best traditions. Sadly, it won't ever happen. RIP LWN.
'you can even wreck a home'
Bravo, excellent as ever, I always look forward to this tradition
Definitely my favorite line this year.
The double entendres keep coming. Awesome Irish humor.
4:07 we should talk about the structural integrity and metaphaseic shields of of the wall latch that didn’t break
The fact that he did this without breaking character or anything... Kudos man... holy heck.
I’m sure he did, it’s called editing
LPL's April fools videos are the absolute best you can find! Thanks for showing us your KingDick.
this was the funniest video I've seen in a LONG, LONG time