The Pros and Cons of Dating Smart People | Drew Barth | Dry Bar Comedy

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  • @nardo218
    @nardo218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9922

    My landlord's like this. I ask him to fix something and he acts like I offend his ancestors. Then he starts in with "You, you ask this? When you broke a dish two years ago?"

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      does he atleast tell you you're pretty? lol, but seriously, dont let him get away with that. google you're local laws in preparation for talking to him about things that need getting fixed

    • @concentratecorner1744
      @concentratecorner1744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      you broke his dish? How dare you ask this after breaking of thee dish

    • @0221serendipity
      @0221serendipity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Nardo218 x : You're not Goldilocks are you? "You breaka da dish"..Did you "toucha his Spaghett" too? If you haven't seen the hilarious clip, look up "somebody toucha my Spaghett!" on TH-cam.🤣

    • @conqueremotion7866
      @conqueremotion7866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No but I broke wind once. Cleared a whole room. I say; When I was a young warthog!

    • @dimatadore
      @dimatadore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nardo218 x 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @siobhancassidy7061
    @siobhancassidy7061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5950

    dating smart people is fun, dating people who think they’re smarter than you...is not

  • @TrenchantAtheist
    @TrenchantAtheist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4637

    Option C: We may or may not know who the smarter one is, but we're both smart enough to spot the trap and will cheers each other for deftly avoiding it.

    • @ariiv3704
      @ariiv3704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Option D: You know that you are the smart one but you don't want to let your partner feel bad

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      hahahhahahh me too ... I was really expecting him to come up with option C, even D... then I thought that could be a little too complicated for a comedy, losing the audience.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      We call that "emotional intelligence". which surprisingly leads to more success than IQ, research shows.

    • @tammyk1761
      @tammyk1761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was looking for this lol

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Gymnopediea to be quick on your feet and adapt to ppls changing perspectives and moods...i would have to agree. But all types of ppl matter to help in different ways 💜💜✌

  • @slimeapplez6764
    @slimeapplez6764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3774

    My boyfriend and I are two halves of one whole idiot

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      TheOffensivePineapple So...are you the Cosmo or the Wanda?

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Fun until you miss that mortgage payment.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheOffensivePineapple 😂😂😂😂

    • @SingingSuperstar28
      @SingingSuperstar28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Relationship goals

    • @ajstudios9210
      @ajstudios9210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol! A "Fairly Oddparents" reference!

  • @rowynnecrowley1689
    @rowynnecrowley1689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3884

    I would never try to prevent my husband from going out with his friends. I just wish he'd go out and make some.

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      We applaud your excellence!

    • @McScott76
      @McScott76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      That's why he married you.

    • @everydy
      @everydy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I identify with this so much

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hahahah, this is like my mom and dad's story.

    • @meganrichardson6471
      @meganrichardson6471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I’m married to an introvert too!!

  • @PoisonPeaches
    @PoisonPeaches 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7902

    Clever people know what they're doing, smart people know what they're talking about.

    • @michelaribezzi5684
      @michelaribezzi5684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      Then I'm neither.
      -an indecisive incoherent

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      you sound a little too wicked.

    • @sweetbat84
      @sweetbat84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Totally agree! My husband is clever and I'm smart 🧠. So, we are awesome together 😂 😆 🤣

    • @The1nvisibleJeevas
      @The1nvisibleJeevas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Then I must be smart cause I never know what I’m doing so I try my best to at least know what I’m talking about

    • @sgbench
      @sgbench 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      What if you know what you're doing AND what you're talking about?

  • @jenz28_
    @jenz28_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4293

    'As a matter of fact, clap if you think you're the smart person in your relationship'
    Me: *claps proudly whilst clearly aware of being single asf*

    • @sharonapadalecki9923
      @sharonapadalecki9923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I've been single for 8 million years and I'm still not the smartest person in the relationship 😂

    • @ComettheNightFury
      @ComettheNightFury 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same XD

    • @mushroomlover479
      @mushroomlover479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meee😂😂😂

    • @fredericmoresmau4303
      @fredericmoresmau4303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No I shouldn't have. I literally physically broke down.. Badly.. I was for weeks moths on passed sustainable tension.....

    • @sunshineandstarlight
      @sunshineandstarlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha 👌

  • @saraf5414
    @saraf5414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2596

    Drew has one of those epic movie trailer voices 😂

    • @garethscott8888
      @garethscott8888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      IN A WORLD!!!

    • @garethscott8888
      @garethscott8888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ONE MANNN HAS A DREAM OF MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH

    • @zainmajali
      @zainmajali 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kermit the frog more like

    • @kcufeht5795
      @kcufeht5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or radio. "Come on down and get your brand new Toyota that needs fixing."

    • @flourishomoregie6515
      @flourishomoregie6515 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank u for pointing that out

  • @aliskindacute
    @aliskindacute 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9819

    I’m definitely the smartest one
    Cause I’m single

  • @syd6126
    @syd6126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    It wasnt until the end that I realized this was clean...huh

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      That’s always our goal! Glad you enjoyed it!

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Same. Still funny though. Not bad. I usually hate clean acts.

    • @abijo5052
      @abijo5052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Adam J Smith there’s nothing wrong with clean acts imo, non-profanity based comedy can be just as funny as non clean comedy, but I just researched it and found it very strange that ‘clean comedy’ was an actual thing in the US. Here some comedians swear, some don’t, it depends on their act and style of comedy, and no one really minds. It always seems to me Americans have a more strict view on swearing and profanity whereas here is very normal.

    • @lilith_spohn
      @lilith_spohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The outro played and my husband goes...that is definitely the cleanest comedy I heard you listen to.

    • @curlyfryactual
      @curlyfryactual 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daniel Wilkes the majority of our comedians are not "clean," late night Comedy Central is evidence of that enough. It's the norm, this channel and that label are like profanity stickers, they exist as a guide so you know what you're getting. I like having a "resource" like this channel because you don't always want shock and awe comedy

  • @davidc9862
    @davidc9862 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    "Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything." LOL

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This clip is endorsed by all clever people in companionships.

    • @briestoll
      @briestoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was the best line.

  • @camcat26
    @camcat26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3433

    No, if your friends are smart, you still get text messages at 2:00, but instead of $200 no questions asked, they're about whether Pope John Paul II or Boris Yeltsin was a bigger player in the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      somebody should start one here

    • @bnjmnwst
      @bnjmnwst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was Reagan

    • @lijamenethil
      @lijamenethil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It was actually David Hasselhoff.

    • @kcufeht5795
      @kcufeht5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like "we've ran outta vodka, pick some up." Smart people drink like alcohol is going to evaporate over night. It's not all they do, it's all they can get away with, without the same guy or weed/heroin dealer thinking they have a problem.. Based off a 4.0 and wanting to go slower.

    • @notjohndoe6878
      @notjohndoe6878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Whoever is asking those questions at 2 in the morning needs help

  • @triggeredkitten9958
    @triggeredkitten9958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    "Do u wanna adopt a puppy we're wonderful"

    • @sneakerlove5313
      @sneakerlove5313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Triggered Kitten I know I cracked up 😂

    • @Lalan396
      @Lalan396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Triggered Kitten - my relationship goals! 😂🤣

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1/100 couples in the world

  • @CalebSDavis
    @CalebSDavis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    "It's like dating, with consequences." I literally spit my drink out and did not expect that to happen

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SO DID WE!!!

    • @CalebSDavis
      @CalebSDavis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      First couple notes:
      1. It's a TH-cam video, not a lecture. Your tone is very monotone, and it's very apparent you are reading from something for this video.
      2. Let your personality show through. I can't tell who you are it's a bit over-rehearsed.
      3. What is your channel about? I understand you are Mrs. Communication, but in your very first video I have no idea what that means, what is the goal of your videos?

    • @CalebSDavis
      @CalebSDavis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My pleasure! If you watch my videos for example, you will see how some of it i rehersed, but not enough that I lose my personality

    • @sheem.2450
      @sheem.2450 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol same here#!!

  • @MetallicBascinet
    @MetallicBascinet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything."
    Perfect Line

  • @samanthaDH
    @samanthaDH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    uhm so a 6 minute comedy routine just helped the process of getting over my ex. awesome. thank you lol

    • @soleilsoleil716
      @soleilsoleil716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      C.A. LMFAO 😂😂😂😂💜

    • @dinafulconis1376
      @dinafulconis1376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME WOW

    • @Anon8848
      @Anon8848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @C.A. no because "clever" people are evil 😛

    • @kelsistilson545
      @kelsistilson545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was just thinking this... dude never gave me facts, just gaslighted me whenever we’d have an argument.

    • @sarahgoodman8456
      @sarahgoodman8456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same...

  • @EikottXD
    @EikottXD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4006

    That was not bad at all for a clean act 👍

    • @Mr.Jasaw13
      @Mr.Jasaw13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      da heck should that mean ..... Preacher Lawson is one of the best out there ... and entirely clean ..... swearing is like cheap comedy .... every comedian can do it ... absolutely nothing special or interesting about it ...

    • @miniaturelabyrinth7765
      @miniaturelabyrinth7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Mr.Jasaw swearing is a way to express yourself.

    • @morehn
      @morehn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      RoseIsNotAFlower without articulating what you actually want to express...

    • @RiesenWuschel
      @RiesenWuschel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I never understood English-folks obsession with leaving swears out of TV, comedy etc. It's like unnecessary censorship. Swearing is a style tool. If you want to emphasize something in an emotional way you accentuate it with a swear word. Of course, if you can't do rhetorics you use it too often and it just gets old, but if you can, it is just like alliterations or oxymorons, something to use to guide the conscience of your listener.
      But in the English speaking world it's like: DON'T SWEAR, IT WILL WARP THE MINDS OF YOUR CHILDREN AND TURN THEM INTO ALCOHOLICS... DON'T LEAVE SWEARWORDS IN TV BECAUSE EVEN IF EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAS BEEN BEEPED OUT IT IS BETTER IF YOU INSERT A REALLY OBNOXIOUS NOISE THAN PUT IN A HARMLESS SWEAR! ALCOHOLICS!
      It's a bit like anti-vaxxers and gluten-dieting people. Totally devoid of any sense and science, but for some reason popular in the US.

    • @morehn
      @morehn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      RiesenWuschel Because emphasis is one thing, but when emphasis means you're saying, "What the sex did you do that for?!" that's not emphasis

  • @Magdalena287
    @Magdalena287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    I've been married 11 years to a man who got a 97% on his ASVAB test and when he doesn't know the answer to any question i'm genuinely shocked. So I know how you feel lol

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      lol, i beat ur husband by 1 point, and that test is weird

    • @Magdalena287
      @Magdalena287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol what branch were you in?

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      was gonna go navy, but b4 i shipped out, i got into trouble cuz became homeless, so i couldnt join, but i still got an education :)

    • @Magdalena287
      @Magdalena287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh i'm so sorry to hear that, well I hope your doing better!

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ya, i learned welding and metal work got a good job, i wanted military for the discipline, free education, and the 30 days of vacation

  • @bwhit7919
    @bwhit7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    You can have two smart people with different specialties. A smart philosopher and a smart scientist could live together and neither would be considered the “smart one.”

  • @maryavatar
    @maryavatar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When our son was identified as very gifted, a researcher from a local university asked if my husband and I would take Mensa IQ tests, as he was studying inherited intelligence. This was kind of stressful, as we were both under the impression that we were the smart one in the relationship. When the results came back, we found out we have exactly the same IQ. No one in our house ever wins an argument. No one. Ever. We live in a perpetual state of compromise.

    • @jsilva7005
      @jsilva7005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sucks. It's impossible for both to be right at the same. In my experience the ppl who are comfortable enough with themselves to admitt
      theyre wrong are usually smart. The fact neither of you can admit when they're wrong, leads me to believe your IQ, is at most in the "above avg" range.

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Instead of clapping, I high-fived my partner, bc we're both smart in different ways.
    (P.s.: "Clever" is a reaaallly nice way of putting it.)

    • @Matty002
      @Matty002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      yeah what he described as being clever is called gaslighting, and is what you find in unhealthy relationships, and is why they call the ads he compares them to as attack ads

    • @geministargazer9830
      @geministargazer9830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah I’d say either manipulative or just really passive aggressive

    • @BygoneT
      @BygoneT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao that's like the most masterful damage control I've heard of this week. Smart in different ways is so vague it doesn't mean anything XD

    • @Genevieve1023
      @Genevieve1023 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BygoneT Yes it does. It means that one of them is good at some things, the other one is good at some other things and, because of that, they make a good pair.

    • @vedangarekar1390
      @vedangarekar1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's more like scheme-y

  • @KaDaJxClonE
    @KaDaJxClonE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4127

    "No two people are the same level of intelligence" Kanye and Kim.

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      pretty sure kim is that little bit smarter, looking at them both

    • @eetu2875
      @eetu2875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Energy Core that's like saying zero is bigger number than other zero because it's a zero. See it doesn't make sense.

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Eetu I don't feel like you're the type to have intelligent conversation, but if they had actually 0 intelligence they would be vegetables, thus disproving your thesis that they have 0

    • @Geechee_Chick
      @Geechee_Chick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Idk I feel like they take turns being the smart one in the relationship every few years. Right now it is Kim.

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      loveispeace thank you, someone smart enough to add to the discussion in a meaningful way :D

  • @Isha_Sethi
    @Isha_Sethi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love this guy's stand ups. He's really very talented and also, the voice change he does is really amazing 🙌

  • @booknerdjebbi5037
    @booknerdjebbi5037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    I think I might be clever. Or just salty

  • @AnimalAce
    @AnimalAce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Im the clever idiot....I start to use their past against them only to realize that I was the one making the problem in the first place.

  • @fromtheSon
    @fromtheSon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My husband and I have been sober 2.5 years... refreshing to hear a sober act & audience.

  • @Phalxxx
    @Phalxxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    If you switch his first and last name (except for the first letters), you get a frat-boy sith lord: Darth Brew.

    • @javfares1504
      @javfares1504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phalxxx i appreciate this😂😂

    • @mgreene1409
      @mgreene1409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's also a clever name for a Star Wars themed beer. You should call Disney/Lucas Film.

  • @andreponniah9900
    @andreponniah9900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    This guy probably does a great Kermit impression

    • @shotsmac
      @shotsmac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank god some1 else mentioned it!

  • @noraqubaia3942
    @noraqubaia3942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Dating a negative political attack ad 😂

  • @jkm7983
    @jkm7983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    the reason why opposites attract is when you date someone similar to yourself, you are basically dating yourself and dating yourself is boring

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed!

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Knowledge bomb 💣

    • @tannerhagen774
      @tannerhagen774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No, people love their own self. You would have to in order to fall in love, love paradox. Theador Adorno said it best "Love is seeing similarity in the dissimilar".

    • @ahumblewaffle
      @ahumblewaffle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You'd have to love yourself to fall in love, huh? Explains why I'm single lmao

    • @jennag3226
      @jennag3226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Opposites attract imo bc most people want someone they can learn something from. If you only go for a partner with similar beliefs and opinions and thoughts then what can you glean from them other than confirmation bias? Sure its enjoyable to have someone always agree with you but are you learning anything new? I actually find debates and learning different perspectives fascinating. Of course it has to remain respectful but we should all learn the difference between an agreement state of mind and an acceptance state of mind.

  • @sunnydee196
    @sunnydee196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching this with my boyfriend and told him I was definitely the smarter one bc I am dating HIM and I know how wonderful he is. Points for life! 😘

  • @TheReal12
    @TheReal12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The bit at end - GENIUS!
    Are we REALLY gonna trust a man, who doesn't even know, what draw the big spoons go in?
    "DON'T!"

  • @DeRealThing
    @DeRealThing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A bright, fresh comedian...lovely. A new kid on the block!

  • @PixelPhobiac
    @PixelPhobiac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Real smart people are humble about their intellect.
    I'm not smart.

    • @Thunder-bw9xm
      @Thunder-bw9xm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmmm..... I smell an inconsistency 😉

    • @prongs4137
      @prongs4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just claim that I'm not smart because I don't want to be held up to any expectations associated with smart people, don't like the pressure. Not cause I'm humble. I'm not humble.

  • @alexandra-yz5cy
    @alexandra-yz5cy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Option c is that the smart person isn’t clapping to make the other person seem smarter but the other person also thinks they are the smartest so they aren’t clapping either

    • @andrzejkosowicz5772
      @andrzejkosowicz5772 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was acctually option b, and I think you are not the smarter 1 in your relationship.

    • @alexandra-yz5cy
      @alexandra-yz5cy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jokes on u I’m single! Well now I know why! 😂

    • @alexandra-yz5cy
      @alexandra-yz5cy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrzej Kłosowicz also it wasn’t option b option b isn’t clapping cause u are both dumb not the smart person not clapping because of chivalry... so try rewatching before u try to call someone out. 🤭😁

  • @KatyaExster
    @KatyaExster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow I love this guy's voice! It's so smooth and light.

  • @skatter42
    @skatter42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    The only thing bothering me about this joke, is that in the UK and Europe, "clever" is used for someone with high IQ and ability to understand, deduce and figure out solutions to problems/situations with even with a lack of previous knowledge. Whereas "smart" is used for people who have simply learned something, regardless of whether they actually understand. I myself am more smart than clever, and it brings me much more joy to have clever people around me. Plus, being "smart" really doesnt do much in the real world, since I can only do things I've activelly learned, and anything outside that... I'm useless. So, I'd take clever over smart any day.
    All said, this clip really made me laugh, and more so my girlfriend, as she just wouldn't stop clapping :D

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Precisely our point my good man! Thanks for watching from the other side of the pond!

    • @ilovesparky13
      @ilovesparky13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It has the same meaning in the U.S…

    • @skatter42
      @skatter42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dry Bar Comedy And it truly is just a pond, I don't think we appreciate enough how close together the internet has brought our little planet 😁

    • @sdgml3878
      @sdgml3878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      so maybe instead of clever, we can think of cunning or crafty?

    • @VinWeiLee27171
      @VinWeiLee27171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dry Bar Comedy what are you talking about? That’s not your point. The premise of the joke is dating smart people is better than dating clever people because smart people fight over facts, and “clever” people fight by using personal attacks.
      The post said they use the “smart” and “clever” differently in U.K., thus dating clever people is better.
      There’s nothing in common. What’s your precise point?

  • @randy3444
    @randy3444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    look in the audience in the middle right at 2:03 the guy put his hand around his girl my heart melted wow.

  • @negakirine
    @negakirine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Ha! When he's saying "clever people", he's actually describing narcs; they're good at "word salads".

    • @definesigint2823
      @definesigint2823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could you explain "narc"? I only know the word as semi-synonymous with either law enforcement or a spy (a nark), which doesn't make sense to me in this context. I'm also having trouble tying it to "word salad", a term I associate in the medical profession with strokes and schizophrenia.

    • @johnconnor3117
      @johnconnor3117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kirk Schafer In this context, I’m assuming it means “narcissist.”

    • @definesigint2823
      @definesigint2823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnconnor3117 Well...I skipped through the video again hoping I'd missed that but I'm still not seeing the context. Looks like it went hopeless over my head, but thank you regardless.

    • @siciliangirl328
      @siciliangirl328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@definesigint2823 Narc is short of Narcissist - whom are usually very intelligent and know how to spin (the words, i.e word salad") in an argument that they started to make you feel you were wrong and somehow you end up apologizing for something you never did. Please read up on narcissism and you will see these terms quite often. And I hope you never get involved with a Narcissist - it will beat you up emotionally - some say comparable to an emotional PTSD.

  • @ms0824
    @ms0824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    That political attack ad bit was gold!

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    I married my husband for his brain. Mmmm brains.

    • @mydogdeli
      @mydogdeli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny!!

    • @jspprn7767
      @jspprn7767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neghie Thervil - Yes!! 👍

    • @iluvearth99
      @iluvearth99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ++

    • @DarkRahl69
      @DarkRahl69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      KILL THE ZOMBIE!!

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao he he better start planting

  • @rajvader
    @rajvader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Smart person instantly considers every possibility, realizes that there is no good outcome to clapping, pretends to have missed the question entirely.

    • @marvinabt4964
      @marvinabt4964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually I dont think so. As you saw some people immediately start clapping, and then the smart one is not done thinking by the time they are about to stop clapping, and then they See there is No Point in clapping now anyways and dont clap.

  • @marshacreary2442
    @marshacreary2442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dumb Friends vs. Smart Friends vs Clever Friends (It would be interesting to see how each is defined for an individual)

  • @outsidesmoking9805
    @outsidesmoking9805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    My husband and I just got done congratulating each other on getting a combined 6 questions correct on an episode of Jeopardy.😀🤣

  • @kessangla7864
    @kessangla7864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is cleanest show i have ever seen! Man i love it!

  • @MarkLucasProductions
    @MarkLucasProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't even realize why I was enjoying this so much - "clean comedy" wow - and so funny too.

  • @cherryketket
    @cherryketket 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    1st time watching his comedy. Good going there. 😎
    My bf is the smarter one, but choosing him was a smart decision of mine... all the wins are mine! Hehe

    • @jsilva7005
      @jsilva7005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honest self assessment. I respect that. Always marry date up in 1 way or another if possible. I don't want to date a less attractive & dumber person than me.

  • @michelehlim
    @michelehlim 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just heard it was the largest collection of clean comedy and had to subscribe!! It takes a lot more effort to find the funny in ordinary occurrences without relying on swearing/ crudity, keep up the good work!!

  • @madderhat5852
    @madderhat5852 7 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Doesn't it depend on how 'big' the big spoon is?

    • @JoshuaForevur
      @JoshuaForevur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Orlando Saint-Sebastien what if we have five different sizes of spoons? Different brands?

    • @ColAngus
      @ColAngus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There IS no spoon.

    • @raininess
      @raininess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's only forks, forks as the eye can see. And what a beautiful sight it is.

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone knows which spoons are the big spoons.

    • @senselocke
      @senselocke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, at a certain point it's just a shovel.

  • @nobodyknowsanything3906
    @nobodyknowsanything3906 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If it weren't for the ending voiceover, I wouldn't immediately know this was a channel dedicated to "clean comedy"- not because it isn't clean, but because it isn't the kind of super-sanitized, toddler-friendly kind of thing I mentally associate with "clean". It's funny, it's real comedy, it's just not vulgar. I'm not against vulgar comedy perse (if it's done well, vulgarity for shock value never really did much for me), but it's refreshing to hear comedy that isn't vulgar AND isn't boring or "dumbed down". Good job, guys/gals.

  • @WitsEndProductions
    @WitsEndProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hooked me with "[Marriage] It's like dating ... with consequences!" -- Cemented it on relationships with Smart vs. Clever people. Strong stuff!

  • @blsballestero
    @blsballestero 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hysterical! And super clever. I like that it’s clean and reliant on expletives to make his point.

  • @cyclesofstrength
    @cyclesofstrength 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Clever" people are usually manipulative.

  • @rantigeorge2108
    @rantigeorge2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found this channel! It’s so good to find clean comedy!!!! So refreshing!! Keep it up!!

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Anyone else hearing a Kermit voice? 🐸

  • @Gamer_Mama_0611
    @Gamer_Mama_0611 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    First time I've heard of or seen this dude.
    He's freaking hilarious. I laughed out loud like a crazy person multiple times, thank god no one's home.

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Brilliant.

  • @theaxedemon9086
    @theaxedemon9086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dating smart people is a lot of fun. I think my girlfriend and I are both relatively intelligent and when we get into discussions we are both not afraid to say "you're right". It's actually an amazing feeling since neither of us feel bad when we are wrong and we kinda just learn from it.

  • @the5thmusketeer215
    @the5thmusketeer215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was watching this in bed, with my wife asleep beside me... The gag about his wife talking to him like a party political commercial directed against him, was so hilariously delivered that I practically choked myself to death in my efforts to laugh silently enough not to wake my wife!
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤫🤭🤐🤢

  • @cexino
    @cexino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is such an awesome Channel and some great clever comedy on display - Netflix specials have nothing on you guys keep up the great quality content.

  • @MissMyoozikal
    @MissMyoozikal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is so well thought out lol😂😂😂

  • @JulieWallis1963
    @JulieWallis1963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loving this guy, definitely one of the funniest guys on this channel.

  • @Negative_NBG
    @Negative_NBG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "and if you're dumb, thank you" hahaha that's great

  • @SSM654
    @SSM654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG! That bit about cleverness. SO TRUE! Thank you sir!!

  • @gumpmanthemarshmander8494
    @gumpmanthemarshmander8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I didnt know Doctor Strange did stand up

  • @AnnnnnaQ
    @AnnnnnaQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The attack ad had me rolling...lol
    His wife must be a Virgo dripping with sarcasm...🤣🤣🤣

  • @yvoellagean7801
    @yvoellagean7801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I'm single but, I'm sure that I'll be the dumb one in the relationship. or, cleverly dumb.

    • @atticus2581
      @atticus2581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jane Fedora best thing a dumb person can do is know they are dumb. Then everybody likes you. Nobody likes an obstanant dumbass.

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you're self-aware, it will benefit you a lot of the time, don't worry

  • @Saoirsette28
    @Saoirsette28 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't find any other stand up comedian like him T.T WE NEED MORE

  • @jugzster
    @jugzster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Being hilarious aside, dude has a pleasing manly voice

  • @marylandgirl9246
    @marylandgirl9246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my gosh. That was awesome! Wiping away tears.

  • @dosilysmith8520
    @dosilysmith8520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you had me at "...Negative Campaign Adds..."

  • @tammy6496
    @tammy6496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve not laughed this hard in a long time ! The best humour is the kind we all relate to 😂😂 I don’t think I’m necessarily dumb but trust me, my partner is the intelligent one - this is all so true

  • @jeneelfrench5767
    @jeneelfrench5767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I don't laugh when I'm watching comedy at home on a screen, and I laughed. Consider yourself funny.

  • @billykranberry6077
    @billykranberry6077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fresh material. Loved it

  • @shopeefinds5472
    @shopeefinds5472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "And if you're dumb, thank you."
    Omg. Your welcome

  • @kaylajude2453
    @kaylajude2453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is SPECTACULAR. amazing comedy.

  • @LeahB31
    @LeahB31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nice material!

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last part was pretty good! "Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything."

  • @---nobody---
    @---nobody--- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This guy is really funny.

  • @akimmbo
    @akimmbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this guy is actually pretty damn funny w good delivery Clean comedy, hard to do. my fave clean comic is Brian Regen but hey, this guy Drew Barth is definitely thumbs up. 👍

  • @DevonnyDX
    @DevonnyDX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Wrong on big spoons, wrong on life"
    -My childhood

  • @mohammedyakub3760
    @mohammedyakub3760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It can sometimes be very hard figuring out who is smarter because you could be smart in so many ways

  • @shoelacy7101
    @shoelacy7101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Lol but I'm in a relationship where we have a balanced amount of things we're better at. I'm better at math, music, dealing with people, and putting my thoughts into words and comprehensible statements, he's better at video games, technology, english, and art

    • @lazirfa
      @lazirfa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bethany Lacy i guess he's the dumb one then

    • @DustyyBoi
      @DustyyBoi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Afrizal why?

    • @tybooskie
      @tybooskie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "putting my thoughts into words and comprehensible statements" So you are smarter.

    • @Diwnaodorhnwk
      @Diwnaodorhnwk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ty, that is just another way of saying that she knows how to speak her mind in real english

    • @firebolt100
      @firebolt100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol better at video games... cuz that's a valuable life skill for sure

  • @mskrabutnitza
    @mskrabutnitza 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a wholesome guy

  • @masculinetribe2145
    @masculinetribe2145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    so good, and so true!

  • @vexinglex4996
    @vexinglex4996 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the gleeful laugh at 2:08.

  • @thefandomfish3071
    @thefandomfish3071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this fool: ur not gonna get any texts at two am ill tell you that
    me: ah but consider this: clinical anxiety

  • @Lafemmefutile
    @Lafemmefutile 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That negative attack ad was hilarious 😆!

  • @MohitSharma-ft1ef
    @MohitSharma-ft1ef 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    No, if your friends are smart, you still get text messages at @, but instead of $200 no questions asked, they're about whether a 10-dimensional perturbation expansion reasonable for
    an 11-dimensional theory?

    • @Rita-kx3yr
      @Rita-kx3yr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or simply texts about existential dread
      👉👉

    • @MohitSharma-ft1ef
      @MohitSharma-ft1ef 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or simply about time travelling paradoxes

    • @controlcontrol1829
      @controlcontrol1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      💋🌎🐞🍓

  • @deflareable
    @deflareable 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Last bit was awesome.

  • @patchworkundead4787
    @patchworkundead4787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Not the smart one...so definitely not the smart one...

  • @harshalthachapully9453
    @harshalthachapully9453 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need more Drew Barth

  • @swinxfee
    @swinxfee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can you be clever, smart and dumb all at their own respective times 😂

  • @lancsFrogger
    @lancsFrogger 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    never heard of dry bar comedy but this dudes good

  • @dbsk06
    @dbsk06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This only is a good idea if the smarter person actually has your interests in mind. You could easily be manipulated like a pawn for that person’s own agenda

  • @rayakoth
    @rayakoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you. I started crying in the end but... I laughed a lot too. Thanks again.

  • @ishipitlikefedex2610
    @ishipitlikefedex2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "and if you're dumb, thank you, it's really entertaining for the people around you" no problemo my dude 👉😎👉

  • @Kavriel
    @Kavriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That line about clever people and smart people is harsh truth.

  • @looshin9495
    @looshin9495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like your clean comedy

  • @Dennicillin
    @Dennicillin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I subscribed just coz of this video. Good stuff!