My landlord's like this. I ask him to fix something and he acts like I offend his ancestors. Then he starts in with "You, you ask this? When you broke a dish two years ago?"
does he atleast tell you you're pretty? lol, but seriously, dont let him get away with that. google you're local laws in preparation for talking to him about things that need getting fixed
Nardo218 x : You're not Goldilocks are you? "You breaka da dish"..Did you "toucha his Spaghett" too? If you haven't seen the hilarious clip, look up "somebody toucha my Spaghett!" on TH-cam.🤣
Option C: We may or may not know who the smarter one is, but we're both smart enough to spot the trap and will cheers each other for deftly avoiding it.
hahahhahahh me too ... I was really expecting him to come up with option C, even D... then I thought that could be a little too complicated for a comedy, losing the audience.
@@Gymnopediea to be quick on your feet and adapt to ppls changing perspectives and moods...i would have to agree. But all types of ppl matter to help in different ways 💜💜✌
Adam J Smith there’s nothing wrong with clean acts imo, non-profanity based comedy can be just as funny as non clean comedy, but I just researched it and found it very strange that ‘clean comedy’ was an actual thing in the US. Here some comedians swear, some don’t, it depends on their act and style of comedy, and no one really minds. It always seems to me Americans have a more strict view on swearing and profanity whereas here is very normal.
Daniel Wilkes the majority of our comedians are not "clean," late night Comedy Central is evidence of that enough. It's the norm, this channel and that label are like profanity stickers, they exist as a guide so you know what you're getting. I like having a "resource" like this channel because you don't always want shock and awe comedy
No, if your friends are smart, you still get text messages at 2:00, but instead of $200 no questions asked, they're about whether Pope John Paul II or Boris Yeltsin was a bigger player in the dissolution of the Soviet Union.
More like "we've ran outta vodka, pick some up." Smart people drink like alcohol is going to evaporate over night. It's not all they do, it's all they can get away with, without the same guy or weed/heroin dealer thinking they have a problem.. Based off a 4.0 and wanting to go slower.
First couple notes: 1. It's a TH-cam video, not a lecture. Your tone is very monotone, and it's very apparent you are reading from something for this video. 2. Let your personality show through. I can't tell who you are it's a bit over-rehearsed. 3. What is your channel about? I understand you are Mrs. Communication, but in your very first video I have no idea what that means, what is the goal of your videos?
da heck should that mean ..... Preacher Lawson is one of the best out there ... and entirely clean ..... swearing is like cheap comedy .... every comedian can do it ... absolutely nothing special or interesting about it ...
I never understood English-folks obsession with leaving swears out of TV, comedy etc. It's like unnecessary censorship. Swearing is a style tool. If you want to emphasize something in an emotional way you accentuate it with a swear word. Of course, if you can't do rhetorics you use it too often and it just gets old, but if you can, it is just like alliterations or oxymorons, something to use to guide the conscience of your listener. But in the English speaking world it's like: DON'T SWEAR, IT WILL WARP THE MINDS OF YOUR CHILDREN AND TURN THEM INTO ALCOHOLICS... DON'T LEAVE SWEARWORDS IN TV BECAUSE EVEN IF EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAS BEEN BEEPED OUT IT IS BETTER IF YOU INSERT A REALLY OBNOXIOUS NOISE THAN PUT IN A HARMLESS SWEAR! ALCOHOLICS! It's a bit like anti-vaxxers and gluten-dieting people. Totally devoid of any sense and science, but for some reason popular in the US.
I've been married 11 years to a man who got a 97% on his ASVAB test and when he doesn't know the answer to any question i'm genuinely shocked. So I know how you feel lol
You can have two smart people with different specialties. A smart philosopher and a smart scientist could live together and neither would be considered the “smart one.”
When our son was identified as very gifted, a researcher from a local university asked if my husband and I would take Mensa IQ tests, as he was studying inherited intelligence. This was kind of stressful, as we were both under the impression that we were the smart one in the relationship. When the results came back, we found out we have exactly the same IQ. No one in our house ever wins an argument. No one. Ever. We live in a perpetual state of compromise.
That sucks. It's impossible for both to be right at the same. In my experience the ppl who are comfortable enough with themselves to admitt theyre wrong are usually smart. The fact neither of you can admit when they're wrong, leads me to believe your IQ, is at most in the "above avg" range.
yeah what he described as being clever is called gaslighting, and is what you find in unhealthy relationships, and is why they call the ads he compares them to as attack ads
@@BygoneT Yes it does. It means that one of them is good at some things, the other one is good at some other things and, because of that, they make a good pair.
Eetu I don't feel like you're the type to have intelligent conversation, but if they had actually 0 intelligence they would be vegetables, thus disproving your thesis that they have 0
No, people love their own self. You would have to in order to fall in love, love paradox. Theador Adorno said it best "Love is seeing similarity in the dissimilar".
Opposites attract imo bc most people want someone they can learn something from. If you only go for a partner with similar beliefs and opinions and thoughts then what can you glean from them other than confirmation bias? Sure its enjoyable to have someone always agree with you but are you learning anything new? I actually find debates and learning different perspectives fascinating. Of course it has to remain respectful but we should all learn the difference between an agreement state of mind and an acceptance state of mind.
I just claim that I'm not smart because I don't want to be held up to any expectations associated with smart people, don't like the pressure. Not cause I'm humble. I'm not humble.
Option c is that the smart person isn’t clapping to make the other person seem smarter but the other person also thinks they are the smartest so they aren’t clapping either
Andrzej Kłosowicz also it wasn’t option b option b isn’t clapping cause u are both dumb not the smart person not clapping because of chivalry... so try rewatching before u try to call someone out. 🤭😁
The only thing bothering me about this joke, is that in the UK and Europe, "clever" is used for someone with high IQ and ability to understand, deduce and figure out solutions to problems/situations with even with a lack of previous knowledge. Whereas "smart" is used for people who have simply learned something, regardless of whether they actually understand. I myself am more smart than clever, and it brings me much more joy to have clever people around me. Plus, being "smart" really doesnt do much in the real world, since I can only do things I've activelly learned, and anything outside that... I'm useless. So, I'd take clever over smart any day. All said, this clip really made me laugh, and more so my girlfriend, as she just wouldn't stop clapping :D
Dry Bar Comedy what are you talking about? That’s not your point. The premise of the joke is dating smart people is better than dating clever people because smart people fight over facts, and “clever” people fight by using personal attacks. The post said they use the “smart” and “clever” differently in U.K., thus dating clever people is better. There’s nothing in common. What’s your precise point?
Could you explain "narc"? I only know the word as semi-synonymous with either law enforcement or a spy (a nark), which doesn't make sense to me in this context. I'm also having trouble tying it to "word salad", a term I associate in the medical profession with strokes and schizophrenia.
@@johnconnor3117 Well...I skipped through the video again hoping I'd missed that but I'm still not seeing the context. Looks like it went hopeless over my head, but thank you regardless.
@@definesigint2823 Narc is short of Narcissist - whom are usually very intelligent and know how to spin (the words, i.e word salad") in an argument that they started to make you feel you were wrong and somehow you end up apologizing for something you never did. Please read up on narcissism and you will see these terms quite often. And I hope you never get involved with a Narcissist - it will beat you up emotionally - some say comparable to an emotional PTSD.
Actually I dont think so. As you saw some people immediately start clapping, and then the smart one is not done thinking by the time they are about to stop clapping, and then they See there is No Point in clapping now anyways and dont clap.
1st time watching his comedy. Good going there. 😎 My bf is the smarter one, but choosing him was a smart decision of mine... all the wins are mine! Hehe
Honest self assessment. I respect that. Always marry date up in 1 way or another if possible. I don't want to date a less attractive & dumber person than me.
Just heard it was the largest collection of clean comedy and had to subscribe!! It takes a lot more effort to find the funny in ordinary occurrences without relying on swearing/ crudity, keep up the good work!!
If it weren't for the ending voiceover, I wouldn't immediately know this was a channel dedicated to "clean comedy"- not because it isn't clean, but because it isn't the kind of super-sanitized, toddler-friendly kind of thing I mentally associate with "clean". It's funny, it's real comedy, it's just not vulgar. I'm not against vulgar comedy perse (if it's done well, vulgarity for shock value never really did much for me), but it's refreshing to hear comedy that isn't vulgar AND isn't boring or "dumbed down". Good job, guys/gals.
Dating smart people is a lot of fun. I think my girlfriend and I are both relatively intelligent and when we get into discussions we are both not afraid to say "you're right". It's actually an amazing feeling since neither of us feel bad when we are wrong and we kinda just learn from it.
I was watching this in bed, with my wife asleep beside me... The gag about his wife talking to him like a party political commercial directed against him, was so hilariously delivered that I practically choked myself to death in my efforts to laugh silently enough not to wake my wife! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤫🤭🤐🤢
I’ve not laughed this hard in a long time ! The best humour is the kind we all relate to 😂😂 I don’t think I’m necessarily dumb but trust me, my partner is the intelligent one - this is all so true
this guy is actually pretty damn funny w good delivery Clean comedy, hard to do. my fave clean comic is Brian Regen but hey, this guy Drew Barth is definitely thumbs up. 👍
Lol but I'm in a relationship where we have a balanced amount of things we're better at. I'm better at math, music, dealing with people, and putting my thoughts into words and comprehensible statements, he's better at video games, technology, english, and art
No, if your friends are smart, you still get text messages at @, but instead of $200 no questions asked, they're about whether a 10-dimensional perturbation expansion reasonable for an 11-dimensional theory?
This only is a good idea if the smarter person actually has your interests in mind. You could easily be manipulated like a pawn for that person’s own agenda
My landlord's like this. I ask him to fix something and he acts like I offend his ancestors. Then he starts in with "You, you ask this? When you broke a dish two years ago?"
does he atleast tell you you're pretty? lol, but seriously, dont let him get away with that. google you're local laws in preparation for talking to him about things that need getting fixed
you broke his dish? How dare you ask this after breaking of thee dish
Nardo218 x : You're not Goldilocks are you? "You breaka da dish"..Did you "toucha his Spaghett" too? If you haven't seen the hilarious clip, look up "somebody toucha my Spaghett!" on TH-cam.🤣
No but I broke wind once. Cleared a whole room. I say; When I was a young warthog!
Nardo218 x 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
dating smart people is fun, dating people who think they’re smarter than you...is not
Quote of the year
Good point.
Haha. Realest comment. 💞
Lol big facts
Werd
Option C: We may or may not know who the smarter one is, but we're both smart enough to spot the trap and will cheers each other for deftly avoiding it.
Option D: You know that you are the smart one but you don't want to let your partner feel bad
hahahhahahh me too ... I was really expecting him to come up with option C, even D... then I thought that could be a little too complicated for a comedy, losing the audience.
We call that "emotional intelligence". which surprisingly leads to more success than IQ, research shows.
I was looking for this lol
@@Gymnopediea to be quick on your feet and adapt to ppls changing perspectives and moods...i would have to agree. But all types of ppl matter to help in different ways 💜💜✌
My boyfriend and I are two halves of one whole idiot
TheOffensivePineapple So...are you the Cosmo or the Wanda?
Fun until you miss that mortgage payment.
TheOffensivePineapple 😂😂😂😂
Relationship goals
Lol! A "Fairly Oddparents" reference!
I would never try to prevent my husband from going out with his friends. I just wish he'd go out and make some.
We applaud your excellence!
That's why he married you.
I identify with this so much
Hahahah, this is like my mom and dad's story.
I’m married to an introvert too!!
Clever people know what they're doing, smart people know what they're talking about.
Then I'm neither.
-an indecisive incoherent
you sound a little too wicked.
Totally agree! My husband is clever and I'm smart 🧠. So, we are awesome together 😂 😆 🤣
Then I must be smart cause I never know what I’m doing so I try my best to at least know what I’m talking about
What if you know what you're doing AND what you're talking about?
'As a matter of fact, clap if you think you're the smart person in your relationship'
Me: *claps proudly whilst clearly aware of being single asf*
I've been single for 8 million years and I'm still not the smartest person in the relationship 😂
Same XD
Meee😂😂😂
No I shouldn't have. I literally physically broke down.. Badly.. I was for weeks moths on passed sustainable tension.....
Hahahaha 👌
Drew has one of those epic movie trailer voices 😂
IN A WORLD!!!
ONE MANNN HAS A DREAM OF MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH
Kermit the frog more like
Or radio. "Come on down and get your brand new Toyota that needs fixing."
Thank u for pointing that out
I’m definitely the smartest one
Cause I’m single
That also makes you the stupidest
now tha's the spirit!
that also means you're the dumbest one
Patapum tsss
Dito
It wasnt until the end that I realized this was clean...huh
That’s always our goal! Glad you enjoyed it!
Same. Still funny though. Not bad. I usually hate clean acts.
Adam J Smith there’s nothing wrong with clean acts imo, non-profanity based comedy can be just as funny as non clean comedy, but I just researched it and found it very strange that ‘clean comedy’ was an actual thing in the US. Here some comedians swear, some don’t, it depends on their act and style of comedy, and no one really minds. It always seems to me Americans have a more strict view on swearing and profanity whereas here is very normal.
The outro played and my husband goes...that is definitely the cleanest comedy I heard you listen to.
Daniel Wilkes the majority of our comedians are not "clean," late night Comedy Central is evidence of that enough. It's the norm, this channel and that label are like profanity stickers, they exist as a guide so you know what you're getting. I like having a "resource" like this channel because you don't always want shock and awe comedy
"Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything." LOL
This clip is endorsed by all clever people in companionships.
That was the best line.
No, if your friends are smart, you still get text messages at 2:00, but instead of $200 no questions asked, they're about whether Pope John Paul II or Boris Yeltsin was a bigger player in the dissolution of the Soviet Union.
somebody should start one here
It was Reagan
It was actually David Hasselhoff.
More like "we've ran outta vodka, pick some up." Smart people drink like alcohol is going to evaporate over night. It's not all they do, it's all they can get away with, without the same guy or weed/heroin dealer thinking they have a problem.. Based off a 4.0 and wanting to go slower.
Whoever is asking those questions at 2 in the morning needs help
"Do u wanna adopt a puppy we're wonderful"
Triggered Kitten I know I cracked up 😂
Triggered Kitten - my relationship goals! 😂🤣
1/100 couples in the world
"It's like dating, with consequences." I literally spit my drink out and did not expect that to happen
SO DID WE!!!
First couple notes:
1. It's a TH-cam video, not a lecture. Your tone is very monotone, and it's very apparent you are reading from something for this video.
2. Let your personality show through. I can't tell who you are it's a bit over-rehearsed.
3. What is your channel about? I understand you are Mrs. Communication, but in your very first video I have no idea what that means, what is the goal of your videos?
My pleasure! If you watch my videos for example, you will see how some of it i rehersed, but not enough that I lose my personality
Lol same here#!!
"Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything."
Perfect Line
uhm so a 6 minute comedy routine just helped the process of getting over my ex. awesome. thank you lol
C.A. LMFAO 😂😂😂😂💜
SAME WOW
@C.A. no because "clever" people are evil 😛
I was just thinking this... dude never gave me facts, just gaslighted me whenever we’d have an argument.
Same...
That was not bad at all for a clean act 👍
da heck should that mean ..... Preacher Lawson is one of the best out there ... and entirely clean ..... swearing is like cheap comedy .... every comedian can do it ... absolutely nothing special or interesting about it ...
Mr.Jasaw swearing is a way to express yourself.
RoseIsNotAFlower without articulating what you actually want to express...
I never understood English-folks obsession with leaving swears out of TV, comedy etc. It's like unnecessary censorship. Swearing is a style tool. If you want to emphasize something in an emotional way you accentuate it with a swear word. Of course, if you can't do rhetorics you use it too often and it just gets old, but if you can, it is just like alliterations or oxymorons, something to use to guide the conscience of your listener.
But in the English speaking world it's like: DON'T SWEAR, IT WILL WARP THE MINDS OF YOUR CHILDREN AND TURN THEM INTO ALCOHOLICS... DON'T LEAVE SWEARWORDS IN TV BECAUSE EVEN IF EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAS BEEN BEEPED OUT IT IS BETTER IF YOU INSERT A REALLY OBNOXIOUS NOISE THAN PUT IN A HARMLESS SWEAR! ALCOHOLICS!
It's a bit like anti-vaxxers and gluten-dieting people. Totally devoid of any sense and science, but for some reason popular in the US.
RiesenWuschel Because emphasis is one thing, but when emphasis means you're saying, "What the sex did you do that for?!" that's not emphasis
I've been married 11 years to a man who got a 97% on his ASVAB test and when he doesn't know the answer to any question i'm genuinely shocked. So I know how you feel lol
lol, i beat ur husband by 1 point, and that test is weird
lol what branch were you in?
was gonna go navy, but b4 i shipped out, i got into trouble cuz became homeless, so i couldnt join, but i still got an education :)
Oh i'm so sorry to hear that, well I hope your doing better!
ya, i learned welding and metal work got a good job, i wanted military for the discipline, free education, and the 30 days of vacation
You can have two smart people with different specialties. A smart philosopher and a smart scientist could live together and neither would be considered the “smart one.”
When our son was identified as very gifted, a researcher from a local university asked if my husband and I would take Mensa IQ tests, as he was studying inherited intelligence. This was kind of stressful, as we were both under the impression that we were the smart one in the relationship. When the results came back, we found out we have exactly the same IQ. No one in our house ever wins an argument. No one. Ever. We live in a perpetual state of compromise.
That sucks. It's impossible for both to be right at the same. In my experience the ppl who are comfortable enough with themselves to admitt
theyre wrong are usually smart. The fact neither of you can admit when they're wrong, leads me to believe your IQ, is at most in the "above avg" range.
Instead of clapping, I high-fived my partner, bc we're both smart in different ways.
(P.s.: "Clever" is a reaaallly nice way of putting it.)
yeah what he described as being clever is called gaslighting, and is what you find in unhealthy relationships, and is why they call the ads he compares them to as attack ads
Yeah I’d say either manipulative or just really passive aggressive
Lmao that's like the most masterful damage control I've heard of this week. Smart in different ways is so vague it doesn't mean anything XD
@@BygoneT Yes it does. It means that one of them is good at some things, the other one is good at some other things and, because of that, they make a good pair.
It's more like scheme-y
"No two people are the same level of intelligence" Kanye and Kim.
pretty sure kim is that little bit smarter, looking at them both
Energy Core that's like saying zero is bigger number than other zero because it's a zero. See it doesn't make sense.
Eetu I don't feel like you're the type to have intelligent conversation, but if they had actually 0 intelligence they would be vegetables, thus disproving your thesis that they have 0
Idk I feel like they take turns being the smart one in the relationship every few years. Right now it is Kim.
loveispeace thank you, someone smart enough to add to the discussion in a meaningful way :D
I love this guy's stand ups. He's really very talented and also, the voice change he does is really amazing 🙌
I think I might be clever. Or just salty
Or petty
There's a thin line lol.
Im the clever idiot....I start to use their past against them only to realize that I was the one making the problem in the first place.
lol at least awareness is the first step
story of my life.....
Same
That's so baaaaad.
lol I hate your guts
My husband and I have been sober 2.5 years... refreshing to hear a sober act & audience.
If you switch his first and last name (except for the first letters), you get a frat-boy sith lord: Darth Brew.
Phalxxx i appreciate this😂😂
It's also a clever name for a Star Wars themed beer. You should call Disney/Lucas Film.
This guy probably does a great Kermit impression
Thank god some1 else mentioned it!
Dating a negative political attack ad 😂
Every. Day.
Or... married to one
the reason why opposites attract is when you date someone similar to yourself, you are basically dating yourself and dating yourself is boring
Agreed!
Knowledge bomb 💣
No, people love their own self. You would have to in order to fall in love, love paradox. Theador Adorno said it best "Love is seeing similarity in the dissimilar".
You'd have to love yourself to fall in love, huh? Explains why I'm single lmao
Opposites attract imo bc most people want someone they can learn something from. If you only go for a partner with similar beliefs and opinions and thoughts then what can you glean from them other than confirmation bias? Sure its enjoyable to have someone always agree with you but are you learning anything new? I actually find debates and learning different perspectives fascinating. Of course it has to remain respectful but we should all learn the difference between an agreement state of mind and an acceptance state of mind.
Watching this with my boyfriend and told him I was definitely the smarter one bc I am dating HIM and I know how wonderful he is. Points for life! 😘
The bit at end - GENIUS!
Are we REALLY gonna trust a man, who doesn't even know, what draw the big spoons go in?
"DON'T!"
A bright, fresh comedian...lovely. A new kid on the block!
Real smart people are humble about their intellect.
I'm not smart.
Hmmm..... I smell an inconsistency 😉
I just claim that I'm not smart because I don't want to be held up to any expectations associated with smart people, don't like the pressure. Not cause I'm humble. I'm not humble.
Option c is that the smart person isn’t clapping to make the other person seem smarter but the other person also thinks they are the smartest so they aren’t clapping either
That was acctually option b, and I think you are not the smarter 1 in your relationship.
jokes on u I’m single! Well now I know why! 😂
Andrzej Kłosowicz also it wasn’t option b option b isn’t clapping cause u are both dumb not the smart person not clapping because of chivalry... so try rewatching before u try to call someone out. 🤭😁
Wow I love this guy's voice! It's so smooth and light.
The only thing bothering me about this joke, is that in the UK and Europe, "clever" is used for someone with high IQ and ability to understand, deduce and figure out solutions to problems/situations with even with a lack of previous knowledge. Whereas "smart" is used for people who have simply learned something, regardless of whether they actually understand. I myself am more smart than clever, and it brings me much more joy to have clever people around me. Plus, being "smart" really doesnt do much in the real world, since I can only do things I've activelly learned, and anything outside that... I'm useless. So, I'd take clever over smart any day.
All said, this clip really made me laugh, and more so my girlfriend, as she just wouldn't stop clapping :D
Precisely our point my good man! Thanks for watching from the other side of the pond!
It has the same meaning in the U.S…
Dry Bar Comedy And it truly is just a pond, I don't think we appreciate enough how close together the internet has brought our little planet 😁
so maybe instead of clever, we can think of cunning or crafty?
Dry Bar Comedy what are you talking about? That’s not your point. The premise of the joke is dating smart people is better than dating clever people because smart people fight over facts, and “clever” people fight by using personal attacks.
The post said they use the “smart” and “clever” differently in U.K., thus dating clever people is better.
There’s nothing in common. What’s your precise point?
look in the audience in the middle right at 2:03 the guy put his hand around his girl my heart melted wow.
Ha! When he's saying "clever people", he's actually describing narcs; they're good at "word salads".
Could you explain "narc"? I only know the word as semi-synonymous with either law enforcement or a spy (a nark), which doesn't make sense to me in this context. I'm also having trouble tying it to "word salad", a term I associate in the medical profession with strokes and schizophrenia.
Kirk Schafer In this context, I’m assuming it means “narcissist.”
@@johnconnor3117 Well...I skipped through the video again hoping I'd missed that but I'm still not seeing the context. Looks like it went hopeless over my head, but thank you regardless.
@@definesigint2823 Narc is short of Narcissist - whom are usually very intelligent and know how to spin (the words, i.e word salad") in an argument that they started to make you feel you were wrong and somehow you end up apologizing for something you never did. Please read up on narcissism and you will see these terms quite often. And I hope you never get involved with a Narcissist - it will beat you up emotionally - some say comparable to an emotional PTSD.
That political attack ad bit was gold!
Right???
I married my husband for his brain. Mmmm brains.
Funny!!
Neghie Thervil - Yes!! 👍
++
KILL THE ZOMBIE!!
lmao he he better start planting
Smart person instantly considers every possibility, realizes that there is no good outcome to clapping, pretends to have missed the question entirely.
Actually I dont think so. As you saw some people immediately start clapping, and then the smart one is not done thinking by the time they are about to stop clapping, and then they See there is No Point in clapping now anyways and dont clap.
Dumb Friends vs. Smart Friends vs Clever Friends (It would be interesting to see how each is defined for an individual)
My husband and I just got done congratulating each other on getting a combined 6 questions correct on an episode of Jeopardy.😀🤣
This is cleanest show i have ever seen! Man i love it!
I didn't even realize why I was enjoying this so much - "clean comedy" wow - and so funny too.
1st time watching his comedy. Good going there. 😎
My bf is the smarter one, but choosing him was a smart decision of mine... all the wins are mine! Hehe
Honest self assessment. I respect that. Always marry date up in 1 way or another if possible. I don't want to date a less attractive & dumber person than me.
Just heard it was the largest collection of clean comedy and had to subscribe!! It takes a lot more effort to find the funny in ordinary occurrences without relying on swearing/ crudity, keep up the good work!!
Doesn't it depend on how 'big' the big spoon is?
Orlando Saint-Sebastien what if we have five different sizes of spoons? Different brands?
There IS no spoon.
There's only forks, forks as the eye can see. And what a beautiful sight it is.
Everyone knows which spoons are the big spoons.
Yeah, at a certain point it's just a shovel.
If it weren't for the ending voiceover, I wouldn't immediately know this was a channel dedicated to "clean comedy"- not because it isn't clean, but because it isn't the kind of super-sanitized, toddler-friendly kind of thing I mentally associate with "clean". It's funny, it's real comedy, it's just not vulgar. I'm not against vulgar comedy perse (if it's done well, vulgarity for shock value never really did much for me), but it's refreshing to hear comedy that isn't vulgar AND isn't boring or "dumbed down". Good job, guys/gals.
Hooked me with "[Marriage] It's like dating ... with consequences!" -- Cemented it on relationships with Smart vs. Clever people. Strong stuff!
Hysterical! And super clever. I like that it’s clean and reliant on expletives to make his point.
"Clever" people are usually manipulative.
Just found this channel! It’s so good to find clean comedy!!!! So refreshing!! Keep it up!!
Anyone else hearing a Kermit voice? 🐸
First time I've heard of or seen this dude.
He's freaking hilarious. I laughed out loud like a crazy person multiple times, thank god no one's home.
Brilliant.
Dating smart people is a lot of fun. I think my girlfriend and I are both relatively intelligent and when we get into discussions we are both not afraid to say "you're right". It's actually an amazing feeling since neither of us feel bad when we are wrong and we kinda just learn from it.
I was watching this in bed, with my wife asleep beside me... The gag about his wife talking to him like a party political commercial directed against him, was so hilariously delivered that I practically choked myself to death in my efforts to laugh silently enough not to wake my wife!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤫🤭🤐🤢
This is such an awesome Channel and some great clever comedy on display - Netflix specials have nothing on you guys keep up the great quality content.
This is so well thought out lol😂😂😂
Loving this guy, definitely one of the funniest guys on this channel.
"and if you're dumb, thank you" hahaha that's great
OMG! That bit about cleverness. SO TRUE! Thank you sir!!
I didnt know Doctor Strange did stand up
The attack ad had me rolling...lol
His wife must be a Virgo dripping with sarcasm...🤣🤣🤣
I'm single but, I'm sure that I'll be the dumb one in the relationship. or, cleverly dumb.
Jane Fedora best thing a dumb person can do is know they are dumb. Then everybody likes you. Nobody likes an obstanant dumbass.
If you're self-aware, it will benefit you a lot of the time, don't worry
I can't find any other stand up comedian like him T.T WE NEED MORE
Being hilarious aside, dude has a pleasing manly voice
Yesssss
Go for it, Miss Piggy!
Oh my gosh. That was awesome! Wiping away tears.
you had me at "...Negative Campaign Adds..."
I’ve not laughed this hard in a long time ! The best humour is the kind we all relate to 😂😂 I don’t think I’m necessarily dumb but trust me, my partner is the intelligent one - this is all so true
I don't laugh when I'm watching comedy at home on a screen, and I laughed. Consider yourself funny.
that's weird
Oh how pretentious of you.🙄
Fresh material. Loved it
"And if you're dumb, thank you."
Omg. Your welcome
😂
this is SPECTACULAR. amazing comedy.
Nice material!
That last part was pretty good! "Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything."
This guy is really funny.
this guy is actually pretty damn funny w good delivery Clean comedy, hard to do. my fave clean comic is Brian Regen but hey, this guy Drew Barth is definitely thumbs up. 👍
"Wrong on big spoons, wrong on life"
-My childhood
It can sometimes be very hard figuring out who is smarter because you could be smart in so many ways
Lol but I'm in a relationship where we have a balanced amount of things we're better at. I'm better at math, music, dealing with people, and putting my thoughts into words and comprehensible statements, he's better at video games, technology, english, and art
Bethany Lacy i guess he's the dumb one then
Afrizal why?
"putting my thoughts into words and comprehensible statements" So you are smarter.
Ty, that is just another way of saying that she knows how to speak her mind in real english
Lol better at video games... cuz that's a valuable life skill for sure
Such a wholesome guy
so good, and so true!
I love the gleeful laugh at 2:08.
this fool: ur not gonna get any texts at two am ill tell you that
me: ah but consider this: clinical anxiety
That negative attack ad was hilarious 😆!
No, if your friends are smart, you still get text messages at @, but instead of $200 no questions asked, they're about whether a 10-dimensional perturbation expansion reasonable for
an 11-dimensional theory?
Or simply texts about existential dread
👉👉
Or simply about time travelling paradoxes
💋🌎🐞🍓
Last bit was awesome.
Not the smart one...so definitely not the smart one...
We need more Drew Barth
Can you be clever, smart and dumb all at their own respective times 😂
never heard of dry bar comedy but this dudes good
This only is a good idea if the smarter person actually has your interests in mind. You could easily be manipulated like a pawn for that person’s own agenda
Thank you. I started crying in the end but... I laughed a lot too. Thanks again.
"and if you're dumb, thank you, it's really entertaining for the people around you" no problemo my dude 👉😎👉
That line about clever people and smart people is harsh truth.
I like your clean comedy
I subscribed just coz of this video. Good stuff!