The Pros And Cons Of Dating Smart People. Drew Barth - Full Special

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  • The pros and cons of dating smart people are many and they are often times very complex, but Drew Barth is here to help you work through them in his Full Special "Shoulda Tried Harder" If you liked this full comedy special, theres a chance you'll like Dry Bar Comedy's other comedy specials as well, and they are all available for free right now on the Dry Bar Comedy App. Available on all iOS and Android devices.
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  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7962

    “Are we really gonna trust a guy who doesn’t know where the big spoons go?”

    • @steelethescene
      @steelethescene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      "Paid for by the woman who knows where the big spoons go."

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In the fountain, BTW how do you know its a guy?

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AC/DC beware of those who join house to house dude. Don't take any wooden nickles.

    • @scabbage
      @scabbage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sometimes I really don't know where she wants my big spoons to go.

    • @chazblank2717
      @chazblank2717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Commie Dog42 yeah what’s your point? That I copied it down in quotation marks and got 2K completely unearned undeserved likes? If it’s any consolation to your offended sensibilities I wasn’t trying to steal anyone’s thunder, I was just stoned and elated enough to share my favorite line. It might not be formatted in “standard” MLA but I’m clearly not claiming the joke as my own.
      Worst case scenario would be giving this dude unhelpful negative and or cryptic feedback like you gave me. But if anything Drew Barth can look through the comments section and see that this is one of his jokes people are having an especially positive response to.

  • @helen9972
    @helen9972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3703

    "and a bottle of wine because I'm bad at forming interpersonal relationships" OUCH he came for the jugular

  • @elizabethmccoy2749
    @elizabethmccoy2749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2861

    This is the only stand up I've heard where I'm not horrified by how the comedian is describing their significant other

    • @Gaia12353
      @Gaia12353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Watch Steve Geyer! He talks about his marriage of 31 years and it’s wonderful.

    • @esosaohenhen
      @esosaohenhen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Jon Melany is pretty solid with his wife’s description as well

    • @harriettubman337
      @harriettubman337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🤣comics get stereotyped too...loads are funny, clean NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I know! I find most of these “clean comedy” comedians are just bad mouthing their marriages and/or partners! Liked this guy very much …

    • @kimberlyrepe6672
      @kimberlyrepe6672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yess 👏 Waluigi 💜

  • @suecrosby481
    @suecrosby481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    My husband and I took an online IQ test about 19 years ago. We scored the exact same three digits. We each got the questions the other missed.

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That's the goal really..

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sounds like you two were meant to be, literally haha that’s perfect. I hope life is still going well for you two

    • @monicaluketich6913
      @monicaluketich6913 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Opposites attract!!

    • @colleenclements5715
      @colleenclements5715 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cute💯

    • @hardyerhardt5929
      @hardyerhardt5929 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That a perfect match of a marriage! Congrats!!!

  • @madisyn988
    @madisyn988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18744

    his voice sounds like if seth rogen cleared his throat

    • @ohsolovely3995
      @ohsolovely3995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      madisyn Lmfaooo underrated comment

    • @Just-Nikki
      @Just-Nikki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      madisyn holy moly, you’re right!

    • @dood2274
      @dood2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @justjo510
      @justjo510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I was thinkin jim carey but that works too 🤔😅

    • @jonatanhoog7203
      @jonatanhoog7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ohsolovely3995 Not really considering its the top one haha

  • @ziolan8970
    @ziolan8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4241

    "clap if you're the smart one in the relationship"
    Just prevented at least 10 unplanned pregnancies today

  • @LTCDave88
    @LTCDave88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    His "Pandora bracelet" bit had me rolling on the floor. He didn't even need to mention how ugly and contrived it all was; his voice did it for him. Hope he fully recovers soon!

  • @tricky2055
    @tricky2055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    This guy is hilarious!!! Wasn’t vulgar and didn’t have to say shocking filthy words to try to get laughs. He could have his on sitcom!

    • @unrepentantoffender188
      @unrepentantoffender188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      that is the main point of Dry Bar: comedy sans the cursing or vulgarity. Also, "OWN sitcom"

    • @rudeboy1431
      @rudeboy1431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I dont think comedian swear or use vulgar language to try to get laughs. Pretty sure its just part of their vocabulary

    • @AmySkribble
      @AmySkribble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So what? People can be funny with both.

    • @firouz256
      @firouz256 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think he can have his ON and OFF sitcom

  • @codylgarcia
    @codylgarcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3513

    “Clap if you’re the smart one in the relationship”
    We’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled.

    • @philup6274
      @philup6274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Hoodwinked

    • @babydriver8134
      @babydriver8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A Red vs. Blue reference?

    • @malikevans2615
      @malikevans2615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      We've been smeckledorfed

    • @t5hammer871
      @t5hammer871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Speckledorfed

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@t5hammer871 besmeckledorfed if you're going for exactitude.

  • @cheong728
    @cheong728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    I've heard other MALE comedians say there are no good looking MALE comedians. Because handsome men don't have to be funny. They were wrong.

    • @cheong728
      @cheong728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@DigitalDaydreams Some male comedian said that on Joe Rogan's show. Some time ago. He said " have you ever seen a male super model that was funny ? " Joe said nothing. Perhaps cos Joe is quite good looking himself.

    • @DasReverend
      @DasReverend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's more dependent on whether someone perceives themselves as attractive. If you can rely on looks you feel less pressure to develop a personality

    • @Rectiifyy
      @Rectiifyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      cheong728 he said super models, not good looking there is a difference

    • @Johnny-tq9no
      @Johnny-tq9no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cheong728 well I mean Joe Rogan isn't really funny so...

    • @three7446
      @three7446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cheong728 well sadly usually hot men have bad personalities but not all lol

  • @praussie311
    @praussie311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "Gluten free corn bread is like biting into a sandcastle." 🤣😂

    • @impracticalPhysics
      @impracticalPhysics 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      only if you make it without canned sweetcorn

    • @shelwilk9984
      @shelwilk9984 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That’s why they call it GLUten!

  • @jasonsteve3865
    @jasonsteve3865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...

    • @kellylyons1038
      @kellylyons1038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why would you steal someone else's comment?

    • @chrisucl
      @chrisucl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know, he's so dreamy.

    • @marcdemell5976
      @marcdemell5976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kellylyons1038 Why would you bother pointing that out? Not Important ! Take care .

  • @harisdiz.5817
    @harisdiz.5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3627

    She listed a bunch of facts ... and then i said whh ... and that was the end of the argument.

    • @payambehtash7124
      @payambehtash7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      imagine how you can manipulate those idiots though

    • @feYslYa
      @feYslYa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its "but" not "whh"
      couldnt even remember half a word from the clip, guess you're the dumb one in the relationship with your hand

    • @harisdiz.5817
      @harisdiz.5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@feYslYa misery loves company.

    • @BrandonAEnglish
      @BrandonAEnglish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If it had been reversed, then facts would've meant nothing to her.

    • @harisdiz.5817
      @harisdiz.5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BrandonAEnglish hehehe... and you're still with her ... nice.

  • @americaroleplayer
    @americaroleplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4993

    *wedding ring flies off* ". . . That's not an omen or anything, right?" Even this dude's improv is on point.

    • @sto4713
      @sto4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      If hed stop working out like me he wouldnt have that problem with his finger being too skinny...')

    • @AsmoDeus8335
      @AsmoDeus8335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Anyone know if he's still married😆

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      21:15

    • @LucyMankiller
      @LucyMankiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

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    • @atomicbunny6174
      @atomicbunny6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@LucyMankiller yes

  • @gabygrand
    @gabygrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Wrong on big spoons, wrong on everything” hahaha

  • @wingsandash
    @wingsandash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    If Clark Kent were a stand-up comic. He's sweet, funny and wise.

  • @XGD5layer
    @XGD5layer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7692

    "Diamonds are forever."
    "I know, sweetie. And so is styrofoam."
    I died.

    • @wailelealoha
      @wailelealoha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I LOVED that line--and the one about the big spoons!!

    • @carson551
      @carson551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      As a smart woman, all I thought was when the two things biodegrade and how to destroy a diamond.

    • @greetingsgoodsir8143
      @greetingsgoodsir8143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rip in rip

    • @siren2315
      @siren2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XGD5layer I dont get it. Can somebody please explain?

    • @greetingsgoodsir8143
      @greetingsgoodsir8143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Siren styrofoam doesn’t decompose quickly

  • @FoamyLatte78
    @FoamyLatte78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11334

    *Quietly files this under "comedians who love their wives and don't rely on sexist jokes” * :)

    • @supercalifragic1551
      @supercalifragic1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

      Husband hating jokes are just as common as wife hating jokes. They're all pathetic. Respect your spouses, people.

    • @mimio008
      @mimio008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Yeah that's a breeze of fresh air

    • @recusantbile9829
      @recusantbile9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Because you "lowkey" enjoy that kind of comedy?

    • @lfreece2
      @lfreece2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Shadup you nag

    • @lynns4122
      @lynns4122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@lfreece2 you seem like a delight

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Your guys can edit that out right?"
    "Yes"
    Proceeds to not edit anything out.

  • @tallanddark89
    @tallanddark89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1441

    That negative attack ad metaphor was actually hilarious

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes, unbelievable.. too real, but fantastic. I died laughing

    • @RonaldMcPaul
      @RonaldMcPaul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jfish032 RIP you

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially the last little brought to you by part

  • @destinydunham103
    @destinydunham103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4410

    He keeps commenting on his weight, but he actually looks good. And he is super talented. I laughed so much. Also love that instead making jokes about woman being “bitchy” like a lot of comedians, 90 percent of this was him talking about how he loves his wife

    • @Mike_A1114
      @Mike_A1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I’m gonna use that styrofoam bit 😂

    • @sandybeach7487
      @sandybeach7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I agree, he is a healthy good looking man.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I just saw a stand-up video (on this channel i think) of a guy whose jokes were basically just him complaining about his wife. I left cause it just felt like he had an unhealthy relationship and it made me uncomfortable... This is 100% more funny and refreshing. Like John Mulaney’s “I love my wife” stuff

    • @e4Bc4Qf3Qf7
      @e4Bc4Qf3Qf7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@DeathnoteBB I came from the same video, this is far more entertaining the other was just sad.

    • @recoverytips6541
      @recoverytips6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wasn't this just his first anniversary? Give him 10-20 years lol (hopefully not, I'm jk)

  • @christian2854
    @christian2854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I'm just not allowed to go back to that target" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IMG530
    @IMG530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "And if you’re dumb, THANK YOU."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Based_Goddd
    @Based_Goddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2610

    I hope he blows up, first I’ve seen of him. He’s confident on stage and hilarious! Upload more of him

    • @SUPERMAR10312
      @SUPERMAR10312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Whelp time for bed . . . I read your first sentence and wondered why you would want him to explode.

    • @roberthammon9621
      @roberthammon9621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@SUPERMAR10312 I think he meant that he wants his popularity to "blow up." Something got lost in the translation.

    • @Based_Goddd
      @Based_Goddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nothing got lost in translation lol, he just didn’t understand a common phrase.

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This is one of the best shows I've seen by an unknown comic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole set.
      Wishing this comedian the best of luck!

    • @mariewagner5283
      @mariewagner5283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Anybody hear how his health is doing? They posted his stuff awhile ago but he took a hiatus recently because of a major health scare. Wondering if he's doing better or not.

  • @rinpaisys
    @rinpaisys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2115

    “You guys can edit that out right?”
    Them: well yes, but actually no.

    • @BrianGivensYtube
      @BrianGivensYtube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      "We can but we ain't gonna."

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It doesn't have a reset button?

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amos 5:11

    • @basicallybluesky
      @basicallybluesky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What actually happened there? Did something fall?

    • @TheHellogs4444
      @TheHellogs4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@basicallybluesky His ring fell by mistake, and he OWNED it

  • @kimberlyhaugan9983
    @kimberlyhaugan9983 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Knowing where the big spoons go is vital. Consistency is a must. You should be able to find the big spoons in the dark.

  • @lisacardwell2508
    @lisacardwell2508 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Clean , no racial jokes !!! I really like this guy 😂. No subtle or blatant gaslighting of others . I hope his comedic career takes off .Good luck, keep up the good work.

  • @donnahampton3632
    @donnahampton3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    "That's too many muscles. You'd scare the cat." (in wife voice)

  • @alexisgrunden1556
    @alexisgrunden1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    ..You know, he's probably spot on about the chocolate diamonds and the board meeting.

    • @lavinder11
      @lavinder11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's what happened with Axe Dark and Gold Temptation during the marketing brainstorms.

    • @cassiebrooke2490
      @cassiebrooke2490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      haha. I wouldn't be surprised if he's right. LOL

    • @howlingwaters2741
      @howlingwaters2741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My old jeweler called the "Chocolate Diamonds" Brownies.

    • @serenazhang9222
      @serenazhang9222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now here is even “salt and pepper” diamond.... wishing the trend go back to quality.

  • @Sophia00077
    @Sophia00077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love when comedy is not cringy, where you basically feel embarassed for the comdian trying too hard. I find, that the audience always wants the comedian to own the stage & enjoy themselves, and when they clearly got the boat sailing, that's when you as a listener can just truly relax into the ride.

  • @floatingsara
    @floatingsara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm losing it every time he imitates couples 😁😂 He's so spot on

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3968

    This was nice. He felt like I was having a funny conversation with a friend during a lunch.
    It wasn’t a bust-your-gut laughter but it was strangely educational with life advice and the like. Very comfortable to listen to.

    • @blankshaliburton277
      @blankshaliburton277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      if Prince Charming was adopted and raised in the suburbs ...

    • @jeffdrum5541
      @jeffdrum5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I'mma have to disagree... my gut will take a day to recover after watching this.

    • @ggrthemostgodless8713
      @ggrthemostgodless8713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You can ruin a wet dream!!
      "strangely educational with life and the like" !! ----- yack.

    • @lanatorbica8815
      @lanatorbica8815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Im pretty sure this is possibly the worst thing you can say to a comedian lol
      Comedian: writes script specifically to induce laughter in the crowd
      Crowd: well that was pretty comfortable to listen to..

    • @ArtScottMusicStudios
      @ArtScottMusicStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice flow. Good timing.

  • @BelenPeralta1
    @BelenPeralta1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    “He probably doesn’t get winded when we make out” IM CRYING 😂😂

  • @pandorazbox9659
    @pandorazbox9659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I like this delivery.
    No belly laughs, Just a constant smile and a giggle. Good one.

  • @micahgentles8944
    @micahgentles8944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This was so homey :). I love this type of humor, where somewhat ordinary things are elevated by the person who's talking about them. Very comfortable to listen to.

  • @mww22410
    @mww22410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    I love the voice he does for his wife. 🙃

    • @wondergirl1223
      @wondergirl1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah it was good 😁

    • @ipalmore4014
      @ipalmore4014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      youd scare the cat! lol

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So funny!!

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of Trevor Moore

    • @kilo5869
      @kilo5869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's good at imitating

  • @jeanettaM194
    @jeanettaM194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    Wait!!...bring him back. He’s so animated. Timing is great and his voice is very distinguished. Good audience.

    • @jamesthe-doctor8981
      @jamesthe-doctor8981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He should be back soon, if not already. I know he was in an accident almost exactly one year ago and did suffer some brain trauma. There's a go fund me account somebody put up to help with the medical bills.

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesthe-doctor8981 a comfortably-off white guy cannot afford medical bills in US ? Man, American healthcare system must be really broken !!! Get rid of those greedy insurance companies soon

  • @RandomBoxingGuy
    @RandomBoxingGuy ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Give this man a Netflix special NOW! Thank you for the laughs Sir!

  • @AarielNigam
    @AarielNigam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    This is the most wholesome hilarious comedian I’ve ever seen

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    "So is styrofoam." 😅

    • @MsShellectable
      @MsShellectable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Brilllllllllllllliant line.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cubic Zirconium. AKA shamrock.

    • @velesik.1416
      @velesik.1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The ring that floats 😂😂

    • @ahjteam
      @ahjteam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well you can douse styrofoam in gasoline and you have napalm. If you burn that, styrofoam won’t be forever.

  • @ToastyJunebugs
    @ToastyJunebugs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6280

    HE SOUNDS LIKE A SEXY KERMIT I NOTICED AND CAN'T UN-HEAR IT SOMEONE HELP

    • @niyasworld2290
      @niyasworld2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      You made me notice. I can't un-notice!!

    • @mubarakabdi2229
      @mubarakabdi2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      This is so funny it's fucked up

    • @SonjaDawn
      @SonjaDawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      He also looks like a sexy kermit! Haha did I make it better?

    • @softballgirlygirl112
      @softballgirlygirl112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dianna Stroud oh my 😭😭😭😭😂

    • @amberfillmore3517
      @amberfillmore3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well thanks. Now I can't un hear hear it either

  • @faizai228
    @faizai228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "So is styrofoam", I guess we know who the clever person is, 😂

  • @queendio7520
    @queendio7520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how he genuinely calls his wife ‘sweetie’ it’s so lovely

  • @Sh3phali
    @Sh3phali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3006

    Absolutely refreshing to hear someone who actually loves their wife and doesn't feel the need for sexist jokes about marriage

    • @BezmenovWasRight
      @BezmenovWasRight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🤢🤮

    • @brittroobies274
      @brittroobies274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @Derrell S Ah. A male who isn't secure in his own masculinity and has below par morals. Hello.

    • @brittroobies274
      @brittroobies274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @Derrell S Such a shame you're that insecure buddy. Don't worry, it normally gets better as you age.

    • @saygod777
      @saygod777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Krystal Louve why?

    • @saygod777
      @saygod777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Derrell S why?

  • @heathermiller5765
    @heathermiller5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I laughed so hard when he said "shampoo cocktail" 😄

  • @ciannacoleman5125
    @ciannacoleman5125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “Can I see the space needle from here?” “They take it down in the winter” 😂

    • @kellylyons1038
      @kellylyons1038 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In a way it's yes and no at the same time 🤔

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being from Venice, Italy I can relate so badly

  • @kreigthepsycho
    @kreigthepsycho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Pros: they're smart
    Cons: they're smart

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's nice to benefit from the intelligence of another person that puts up with you for some reason, but it's at the expense of being reminded how dumb you are. It's a double-edged sword unfortunately. The smart person in a relationship permanently has the upper hand.

    • @Hallooo790
      @Hallooo790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@troodon1096 Smart people already have a hard time forming relationships with others, both romantic and platonic. It goes both ways.

    • @codynelson7575
      @codynelson7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if I'm the smart one?

    • @valeriyanev11
      @valeriyanev11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@codynelson7575 Clap your hands.

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    he feels like he would be a slightly prominent but still mildly unknown character in iCarly

    • @stephenscribbles
      @stephenscribbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Oddly accurate

    • @quintonkirk285
      @quintonkirk285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He could of played her brother

    • @SmellMyKnee15
      @SmellMyKnee15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like Rebecca Berkowitz

    • @YantisOm
      @YantisOm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I tell ya, these millennials and their references... iCarly? I've never even heard of that phone before... 👴🏼

    • @IveytheGrey
      @IveytheGrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Could be their cousin who hung out with Spencer just enough to be funny but not enough to be as big of an idiot.

  • @twistedalicemcgee
    @twistedalicemcgee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    It's so awesome to hear a man talk about body image this way, I mean I wish no one felt that way but it's not often talked about with guys.

  • @TheKingOfTheHobos
    @TheKingOfTheHobos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is the FUNNIEST comedian to ever come to the drybar! We saw this years ago and it is still as good today!! We have watched this many times over and shared it with friends and family! Drew, we need more! Also, you are quoted endlessly in our house.

  • @fairy5668
    @fairy5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    GIVE THIS PERSON A NETFLIX SPECIAL

    • @MJ-sy2en
      @MJ-sy2en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's better than Netflix

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He’s a straight white male though how can they virtue signal with his special

    • @YogawithAliBeale
      @YogawithAliBeale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dry bar has been killing it lately way better then some of the new content out there! Such good content and clean go figure!

    • @shaec3405
      @shaec3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

    • @fairy5668
      @fairy5668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@inspectorjavert8443 Wow the edgelord thought he made a point. Are you forgetting how many straight white men comedians there are on Netflix?

  • @gottesurteil3201
    @gottesurteil3201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    I really like his shrill-girly voice. It doesn't even sound mocking it's like he knows exactly how those types of women behave and he is merely reflecting that.

    • @tashacope4663
      @tashacope4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That was my favourite bit 😂 it’s so accurate the way he talks as well

    • @drewbarth
      @drewbarth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Thanks! I'm sensitive about coming across as being mocking or generalizing. I'm not sure I would do it anymore without qualifying it afterwards, "I know that's a bad impression of all the women you know. But, it's an excellent impression one woman I know."

    • @melodyofmusic9575
      @melodyofmusic9575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@drewbarth it was a really good impression. I am a girl and I enjoyed it!

  • @blankshaliburton277
    @blankshaliburton277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Drew nailed everything all the way through. He pointed out true facts that are interesting and make you think, and then had the right punchline for them all. Plus, he wasn't mean or nasty about anything, which is amazing. Great job!!

  • @adreabrooks11
    @adreabrooks11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That Space Needle thing slays me. I used to have a friend who worked at the Canada-USA border, and he used to bring back stories like this on a daily basis. People are hilarious.

  • @jessicaj8564
    @jessicaj8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    When the wedding ring flew off, I was first thinking that the fruit boy who stacked the apple made the triangle fall and apples went everywhere LOL

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      So that's what that was... I thought somebody threw a coin or something. Good eye there

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      21:12 His next argument at home. "Oh, goodness."

    • @Agent99c
      @Agent99c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jessica J I totally thought the same! Lol

    • @jessicaj8564
      @jessicaj8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Agent99c yeah and I thought "wow hes really into it" 🤪😂👌

    • @fortuneunfaded
      @fortuneunfaded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Extra funny considering the “losing the ring” bit as well

  • @ThatOneGuy-nd6od
    @ThatOneGuy-nd6od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    i like the fact that his comedy is so casual like he's talking to a few friends

    • @floatingsara
      @floatingsara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree

    • @drewbarth
      @drewbarth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Massive compliment. Thank you :)

    • @gigigem5631
      @gigigem5631 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@drewbarth it's true!

  • @odysyr
    @odysyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sometimes I forget why I subscribed to Dry Bar. Then the algorithm rolls around and recommends this again and I remember.

  • @KevinLeigh
    @KevinLeigh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Well done Drew, some of the most original comedy I've heard in a while.

  • @jeffreystewart9809
    @jeffreystewart9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    As a jeweler, i can definitely say he nailed this. 😂

    • @drewbarth
      @drewbarth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I knew it.

  • @Maduesdras
    @Maduesdras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "I'm just saying....finish your burrito..."😂😂😂

  • @aussiebloke609
    @aussiebloke609 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That last joke reminded me of Guy de Maupassant, who hated the Eiffel Tower so much he ate lunch at the restaurant there, every day. His reason - because it's the only place in the city where he could sit and not see the tower.

  • @Msquared112
    @Msquared112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He’s got a great voice for radio, TV, and voice talent. Plus, he’s very funny!

  • @TheBusinessman33
    @TheBusinessman33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Hope he gets a netflix special

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tommy Heitz he’s (also) hot

    • @heathersmith9269
      @heathersmith9269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i actually think that would be cool

    • @deadkiing
      @deadkiing 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      isnt the part of dry bar comedy to give them a special? or am i missing something?

  • @XXXX-yc6wv
    @XXXX-yc6wv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOL, when I went to the VW Tech Park in Wolfsburg, Germany, I was driving a rental Mercedes.
    The valet at the hotel gave it a sneer and did actually ask if I wanted to have it crushed.

  • @Imevul
    @Imevul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My go-to boat name if I ever get a boat: "Unsinkable II"

  • @DanMan91693
    @DanMan91693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4067

    Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking.
    Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.

    • @DillonRust
      @DillonRust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Daniel O'Connor Yeah I think it’s just his bit. Honestly I think he’s been heavily inspired by other comics, so his style isn’t exactly on point with his persona. He reminds me of Bill Burr and Louis CK heavily. Especially his “female” voice jokes

    • @katharina...
      @katharina... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And he well knows it! ;)

    • @drewnosky5892
      @drewnosky5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Daniel O'Connor its in our nature

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Katharina he is hyena

    • @AllThePeppermint
      @AllThePeppermint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Everybody relates to self depreciating humor about one's own body. Not many people relate to the top 20% most attractive people, which I think he easily falls under.

  • @remoteportal
    @remoteportal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    His material is FIRST CLASS; he needs to go global.

    • @dattagrace
      @dattagrace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right! He deserves his own Netflix Special

  • @Msquared112
    @Msquared112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He’s got a perfect voice for voice talent ads and announcements. Plus, he’s very funny!

  • @juliekrol
    @juliekrol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He’s really animated and uses his whole body which most comedians don’t. Doesn’t try to be funny, he just is with his observations and mannerisms. Plus he’s really good looking and reminds me of this guy I went out with, only most likely not a douche bag since he’s married 😂

  • @geraldfrost4710
    @geraldfrost4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    My wife used her wedding ring to pay her attorney for our divorce. Diamonds are forever. Relationships, not so much.

    • @lifeiswonderful22
      @lifeiswonderful22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      And she most likely only got like 10% what you paid.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lifeiswonderful22 I have anecdotal evidence that this is true. She said I'd hired the biggest scum-bucket in the county, and that her lawyer was crap.

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why did you listen to her?

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@LoveLove-zg4jn Excellent question. Somewhere between "hope springeth eternal" and "take that, (lady dog)!"

    • @LoveLove-zg4jn
      @LoveLove-zg4jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God can't deny Himself Gerold. If you put away your wife the bible says that you still have to provide for her. Since you humbled her.

  • @michaelsnedker5446
    @michaelsnedker5446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    "...is this the same drew barth that was 'pretty sure' the movie started at 815 last week?"
    - this is exactly what it's like

    • @tybuck6037
      @tybuck6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I lost it at this part because this is my life lol

    • @YogawithAliBeale
      @YogawithAliBeale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seriously my favorite part 😂😂😂😂

  • @scenic871
    @scenic871 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The space needle part was amazing. The timing, the body language, the facial expressions. Like Jim Carrey at his absolute best😂

  • @berylviarisdelesegno4915
    @berylviarisdelesegno4915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've watched this at least 3 times and it never gets old. It shows how much that's great comedy and it doesn't get old.

  • @northernfpv9562
    @northernfpv9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    He's a natural! He just went on and on and on with no break or silences to think of what was next.

  • @thefudgestix
    @thefudgestix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    Clever people think they're smart. Smart people know how much they know and how much they don't know.

    • @catrabbit4996
      @catrabbit4996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      whichwitch Classic Socrates

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."

    • @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145
      @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a clever line.

    • @thefudgestix
      @thefudgestix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Mike Nkorean I didn't quote Socrates, that's my own opinion in the original comment.

    • @telmobrito519
      @telmobrito519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how about somebody clever AND smart ? :P

  • @LopsideMakes
    @LopsideMakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    **Ring flies off randomly** "This's not an omen or anything, right?"

  • @Innengelaender
    @Innengelaender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    You can hear his comedy comes from a place of love and compassion. It is pretty funny and amazing to watch.

  • @SwitchBladeEVO
    @SwitchBladeEVO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    This guy is hysterical. I love how animated and goofy he is.

  • @andreidragostin
    @andreidragostin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I work from home and frequently rearrange everything in the kitchen. Love listening to my wife trying to silently open drawer after drawer in stead of asking where the spoons are. I have seen the woman spread butter on toast using the handle of a fork.

  • @huntermccaskill3938
    @huntermccaskill3938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    21:25 I had to rewatch this 3 times to realize it was his ring that flew off

    • @MsBluebot
      @MsBluebot ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh that’s what it was!!

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    "Would you like it if I were 6% body fat, had a fauxhawk, and spoke Italian?"
    Shoot man, I'd love to *be* that. Problem is I love garlic bread and laziness more.

    • @amandarama3314
      @amandarama3314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol same

    • @anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      @anyaoranastasyarecords4932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Missed the "be" part, and got big ace vibes lol (yeah, I know it's in bold)

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      As one who isn't ace (I'm still not 100% on what that means but I'm pretty sure I would know if I was), what exactly does it mean?

    • @oneoddduck777
      @oneoddduck777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "garlic bread" is all the italian it is necessary to speak.

    • @anyaoranastasyarecords4932
      @anyaoranastasyarecords4932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LuckySketches ace as in asexual! garlic bread is kind of a thing in the asexual community. Asexual means you do not experience sexual attraction.

  • @Zubb999
    @Zubb999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    This guy should do voice acting, I really really like his voice

    • @alisabellesimone8924
      @alisabellesimone8924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah! Totally agree or just any acting at all!

    • @atlantic_love
      @atlantic_love 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alisabellesimone8924 Disagreeing on the acting.

    • @davidshillaker7578
      @davidshillaker7578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He just has a lovely voice

  • @jamesweaver4021
    @jamesweaver4021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This dude just showed up in my list for no reason. He’s really good.

  • @farmerchick3040
    @farmerchick3040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy was great. Honest observational humor.

  • @eliaspittman
    @eliaspittman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    "A wise man does not learn to listen but listens to learn."

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No that sounds stupid. You gotta learn to listen so that you can listen to learn

    • @eliaspittman
      @eliaspittman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@benjaminshields9421 although this is true of most people, but a wise man already understands this because they've learned to listen and thus now not only do they listen but because they are wise they are also learning. One day you'll possibly see the truth of these words but until then ponder this instead... "Most people are happy when the truth is unknown, but are they truly content when their mind does not grow?"
      -known

    • @seanokeefe7618
      @seanokeefe7618 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elias Pittman shut up gay boi

    • @eliaspittman
      @eliaspittman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seanokeefe7618 hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🖕 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @PoeticOcean
      @PoeticOcean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That makes no sense.

  • @onewayturtles
    @onewayturtles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    17 years ago I was roommates with this guy's girlfriend. I'm so glad he made it!

    • @suckadick7754
      @suckadick7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was he a comic back then too?

    • @basmalasaad3039
      @basmalasaad3039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Is the girlfriend his current wife?

    • @HMASbogan
      @HMASbogan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The old girlfriend?

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's fantastic!

  • @dianeathoacardinalridge8788
    @dianeathoacardinalridge8788 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Lexus joke about the kid not getting a bike for Christmas - classic!

  • @blinkth3dog
    @blinkth3dog ปีที่แล้ว +11

    that wine bottle interpersonal joke...i died. that said, im the guy who totally buys like 20 bath washes once a year at bath and body works, use a coupon bam, set for the year.

  • @acogzxin2963
    @acogzxin2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    "I'd rather see a puma than see my naked disappointed foggy self in the mirror"

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I have to say this, for those that do not know it exists .... the Dry Bar app is the best thing I have ever added to my phone. Listening to comedy on my drive to and from work is not only better than any radio station but awesome therapy hahaha and I do not work for Dry Bar, just extremely appreciative of the joy they and their stand-ups have brought me

    • @ronvalley1973
      @ronvalley1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ever just try to find some half way decent rock and roll music on the radio? almost impossible.

    • @stephenvoncrven4319
      @stephenvoncrven4319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh thanks! i don't like audiobooks and sometimes i'm not feeling putting some spotify on.

    • @elizabethcreated9263
      @elizabethcreated9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel you, my dad passed and comedy helps.

    • @treetrain
      @treetrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elizabethcreated9263 I'm sorry 😥😥 stick with the best medicine....laughter. all the best to you an' yours, truly

    • @GOAWAYIMBATIN
      @GOAWAYIMBATIN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elizabethcreated9263 Same here, gotta laugh somehow right?

  • @navjotsingh7360
    @navjotsingh7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His voice feels majestic like a king. I wish i had it.

  • @XaHiBreathe
    @XaHiBreathe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would just like to announce: your comedy helped me defeat Nightmare King Grimm, thank you! I've been struggling with him for days!

    • @drewbarth
      @drewbarth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy to help :)

  • @Renofirefly30
    @Renofirefly30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    The political attack add was priceless.

  • @boldsuitcase6724
    @boldsuitcase6724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Why does this dude sound like the super masculine version of Kermit.

    • @matthewread9001
      @matthewread9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bold Suitcase right in the money with that. But he also does kind of sound like a “Doug” in my opinion.

    • @boldsuitcase6724
      @boldsuitcase6724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewread9001 indeed this is true

    • @frofiyk
      @frofiyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kermit the Hunk

    • @jenniferh.7219
      @jenniferh.7219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tone, intonation & cadence not to mention pitch/

    • @skilly72
      @skilly72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't unhear it!

  • @urmaisgay6495
    @urmaisgay6495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    im so glad he ripped into ‘chocolate diamonds’. its exactly right.
    china can synthesise diamonds far cheaper than they can be mined and processed, so all the rough manky diamonds that used to be used on drill bits and saw blades are now being sold to the public as illustrious sounding chocolate, charcoal, champagne, etc.
    black diamonds are even worse. theyre so riddled with flaws and inclusions that they have to be radiated until they turn opaque black, so you cant see into the stone.
    but hey, it carries the buzzword diamond at least, right?

  • @haydengodfrey8346
    @haydengodfrey8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The spoon and ladle line reminded me of my gangly frame and social undesirability.

    • @jenniferannewerezak6897
      @jenniferannewerezak6897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw, you're great :D

    • @haydengodfrey8346
      @haydengodfrey8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jenniferannewerezak6897 Why, I cordially thank you.

    • @jenniferannewerezak6897
      @jenniferannewerezak6897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speaking from the heart, you're most welcome, Hayden. The sooner you see yourself as desirable, the more opportunities you will unconsciously provide for others to appreciate how desirable you really are.
      Credit: my Social Psych professor, Dr Hilary Bergsieker 💖

    • @haydengodfrey8346
      @haydengodfrey8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jenniferannewerezak6897 I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm an outcast mostly of my own accord. I prefer to befriend a few genuine people, as opposed to a horde of loyal cronies. My initial comment was a bit of a jab at my... shall we say, odd physique. I'm tall and scrawny, with disproportionate limbs, making me distinguishable from my peers. I also happen to have a particularly stigmatized social disorder. In all honesty, I have a dry, cynical, sometimes improper sense of humor which is poorly conveyed over the internet. Regardless of these facts, I am rarely self-conscious of any of them. Thank you for expressing concern. I respect the gesture greatly. Despite the misunderstanding, you have certainly improved my day. Side note: if I have made any grammatical errors, forgive me. It is late, and I would do well to acquire a few hours of sleep.

    • @haydengodfrey8346
      @haydengodfrey8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also respect your apparent knowledge of the subject. It seems Dr. Bergsieker has taught you well.

  • @miles3026
    @miles3026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    He looks like if Benedict Cumberbatch and Misha Collins had a baby and a wizard blessed him with sexy kermit’s voice

    • @hopefireaddington8260
      @hopefireaddington8260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like if Chris Hemsworth,Benedict Cumberbatch and Harry Styles had a child😂

    • @piperjaycie
      @piperjaycie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me a bit of James Marsden too.

  • @ReubenAStern
    @ReubenAStern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    This dude should voice cartoons... He sounds like Troy Mclure is he wasn't a con man... a voice you can trust. A super hero voice. His female impression is straight out of a 90's cartoon.

    • @kcblachere152
      @kcblachere152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I always thought he sounds like a TV show host from the 50's

    • @jvhanch9826
      @jvhanch9826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg facts! smooth voice👏👏👏👏👌

    • @tomfoolery5526
      @tomfoolery5526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drew is too hard on himself, he’s honestly really good looking.
      Edit: To all the people trying to explain to me what modesty is. Yeah, I get it. I know what he’s doing with his bit I’m not dumb. I was just facetiously commenting on how hot he is, geez.

    • @Sire.English
      @Sire.English 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomfoolery5526 Did you just Copy paste this from the Daniel O' Connor dude? In the comments...?

  • @rachelgonzales4595
    @rachelgonzales4595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He has such a kind and humble approach!

  • @Sire.English
    @Sire.English 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This Man's voice.. So nice to listen to.