How To Get Banned From Karate. Shayne Smith

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  • @FastSS02
    @FastSS02 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    I love how he tells stories as the "hero" from his point of view and also as the "zero" from everyone else's point of view!

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Just like the story where he murdered a deer in front of a young family.
      "I'm a HERO!"

    • @DonDeigo
      @DonDeigo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@notsure1969He didn't 'murder' a deer, he 'mildly annoyed' a deer. The deer was fine. He states that right in the story. XD

    • @WSB_RTRD
      @WSB_RTRD 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well put

    • @AV5Z4
      @AV5Z4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yeah, he’s really good. This could be riddled with profanity (which I don’t have a problem with) and because it’s not, it’s just that much better. You can take your kids to this and not feel weird.

    • @ABB14-11
      @ABB14-11 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      that's part of the comedy bit, like allowing us to laugh at how "delusional" it is, even if he's self-aware

  • @gregsullivan8065
    @gregsullivan8065 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I’ve been in karate over 30 years, and this is the best karate story I’ve ever heard! The nunchucks in the bar was great as well!

    • @Thorgisli
      @Thorgisli 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I was only in for about 10 years, was an assistant instructor as my first job. My first thought when he mentioned the guy upselling the him nunchucks was that the salesman thought he was selling male birth control. Lol

    • @dallassegno
      @dallassegno 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      the guy probably ruined the guy's life, if thats funny, you're sick

    • @justaninja1
      @justaninja1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Chuck me up. 🤣🤣🤣
      Kung Fu sting. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xLxUxSxTx
      @xLxUxSxTx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@dallassegnook. you're most likely right. but, also, is it fun being the voice of reason at a comedy show?

    • @xLxUxSxTx
      @xLxUxSxTx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      but you didn't answer the question we all want to know the answer to. Do you hang out with Sensei Dan?

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Shayne Smith: (Walks into a casual Karate event) "Hello, I'm here for Bloodsport."

    • @seviren
      @seviren 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The Kumite*

    • @bobbobert9473
      @bobbobert9473 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, he's so cool!!!!!! Especially his tattoos and long, boring story telling technique.

    • @YourMother-h4y
      @YourMother-h4y 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bobbobert9473I touch you in your sleep

  • @benfarrar741
    @benfarrar741 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    I know a guy who loves martial arts, and he HATES this type of karate. He calls it a "game of tag". He says the real martial artists have their own ways of competing, and those tournaments are a LOT more brutal. But mostly, martial arts is a lot of training, a lot of discipline, and a lot of learning the subtleties of various techniques.
    Shayne, you're hilarious!

  • @savanabrown83
    @savanabrown83 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    His transitions and explaining his inner monolog are golden. Comedy really is an art.

  • @donnahampton3632
    @donnahampton3632 ปีที่แล้ว +2116

    And once again, Shayne Smith can fill an entire show with one story! One story!

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise ปีที่แล้ว +65

      one story with a story within the story- masterful (the bar brawl was tangential and an inserted story then he smoothly merged back into the main story)

    • @Goodygoodya
      @Goodygoodya ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Two but by thoughts exactly

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Animal was absolutely amazing.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise ปีที่แล้ว +44

      and we hope to never run into you too!
      Seriously, not even with a car @@karlwithak.

    • @austinclack
      @austinclack ปีที่แล้ว +21

      are you broken inside? like did your mom and dad never tell you that they loved you? because what other reason would you have to think that this story isnt funny? are you not able to picture his gang friends getting in the moms face? The entire story had me crying! @@karlwithak.

  • @CatJ45674
    @CatJ45674 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    This is so weird. Just yesterday I was watching one of Shane’s older videos and laughing so hard, wishing he would come out with another video and then the next day this video comes out. One of the best comedians. Hope he never stops making videos

    • @KyraBorens-hh9mz
      @KyraBorens-hh9mz ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This so weird, my daughter said " this is so weird" when I clicked and read your comment

    • @glitterytrinket6246
      @glitterytrinket6246 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@KyraBorens-hh9mz ....... so weird. I was reading your comment thinking its so weird how weird is weird.

    • @SeeingSebastian
      @SeeingSebastian ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You're a wizard😂😂

    • @eczzsyy
      @eczzsyy ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This message thread is very weird...

    • @KyraBorens-hh9mz
      @KyraBorens-hh9mz ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@eczzsyy weird🤔

  • @zippassi
    @zippassi ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    As a karate black belt who loves sparring in tournaments, I found this hilarious.

    • @acanadian9776
      @acanadian9776 ปีที่แล้ว

      You dont spar in a tournament. You spar in training. Point system is a useless martial art. Beyond useless.

    • @DavidLSgro
      @DavidLSgro ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Exactly, I HOST these Karate Tournaments! I can see it crystal clear!

    • @maureenharrison6170
      @maureenharrison6170 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@DavidLSgroomg! He had me in stitches! Or was it nunchuks!
      What a kook

    • @mathewfugate8075
      @mathewfugate8075 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      As a guy from Illinois who loves laughing at comedians, I, too, found this hilarious.

    • @jasonhamilton6098
      @jasonhamilton6098 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Did you also buy your black belt? 😊

  • @MsKatMays
    @MsKatMays ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I've seen him live twice. He's even better in person, his response to the audiences reactions are really unique and spot on

    • @ivoryiris97
      @ivoryiris97 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That is awesome! Does he also do clean comedy when live/not on DryBar?

    • @carleenagiangiordano1575
      @carleenagiangiordano1575 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Following because I'd also like to know lol

  • @bbqjack8885
    @bbqjack8885 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +191

    This dude looks like he'll fix your macbook and then rob it from you at knifepoint

    • @heidiolaska2849
      @heidiolaska2849 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      And you might be laughing the whole time

    • @taylor-gq4rg
      @taylor-gq4rg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Lol yeah, although since his conversion to Christianity, he'd probably just tell ya about the Lord, tell you don't do drugs, and face tattoos are a bad idea. Cheers ❤

    • @hrdrockfarm8948
      @hrdrockfarm8948 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Looks like he might have a cover-up on his arm. Wonder if he folded his flag?

  • @jsmithmedia2756
    @jsmithmedia2756 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    I love how he tells a joke, its funny, then says "but when you think about it..." and then the joke is twice as funny but in a different way. Genius comedy.

  • @kyliedaddy9214
    @kyliedaddy9214 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Sensei Dan and I are in two separate realities simultaneously😂

    • @Aloysius10
      @Aloysius10 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Sensei Dan has lost all his students.

    • @ForeverYoungKickboxer
      @ForeverYoungKickboxer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What's funny is this happens all the time with every 2 people like we all think we're all in the same reality but really we don't know what the hell the purseon right next to you is thinking LOL

    • @taylord2954
      @taylord2954 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was dieing😂😂😂

    • @BruceGordonGamer
      @BruceGordonGamer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @20:02

    • @BruceGordonGamer
      @BruceGordonGamer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Aloysius10 @20:02

  • @burtmacklin6443
    @burtmacklin6443 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    I've got to be honest, I was convinced Shayne signed up for a children's karate tournament.

    • @buckbuchanan4902
      @buckbuchanan4902 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Like when Kramer on Seinfeld was fighting kids in Karate.

    • @neaituppi7306
      @neaituppi7306 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@buckbuchanan4902 In my Black belt TKD test, I had to spar kids. 3 of them, and they were all brothers.
      It sucked. I like have to be competitive against a kid to get my belt.

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      *It was a kid's tournament. 'Sensei Dan' was eleven years old and disabled.*

    • @HandlingItAll
      @HandlingItAll ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I'm pretty sure he talked about that ...

    • @SRHisntSilent
      @SRHisntSilent ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIGHT?💀

  • @7ebr830
    @7ebr830 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    _"no, I don't know if he has nunchuks on him"_
    🤣🤣
    That line, right there, that's genius.

    • @NattyFitness578
      @NattyFitness578 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nobody brings nunchucks to a fight SUPRISE‼️

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's your cousin, Marvin Berry.

  • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
    @2goblinsinatrenchcoat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +232

    I’m crying. I’m a taekwondo instructor and we do points sparring at our tournaments. We also do the “take a knee, look away” thing if someone gets hurt 😂

    • @matthenley7082
      @matthenley7082 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wow a taekwondo instructor so pretty 😊👍

    • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
      @2goblinsinatrenchcoat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@matthenley7082 thank you! though i'd rather be recognized for my talents in the field if i had to choose between that and my looks lol.

    • @simonhermann3301
      @simonhermann3301 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Interesting... When I did taekwondo, we were going all out murdering each other, and the sensei was very proud about taekwondo being a full force foot to face thing. The only difference between sparring and tournament was that we had to wear protective gear in the tournament.
      The worst damage I did was when I sparred with a guy two heads taller than me and my bandae chagi landed spot on where it shouldn't. 😬
      (If you read this, sorry Mogamed)

    • @2goblinsinatrenchcoat
      @2goblinsinatrenchcoat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@simonhermann3301 oh yeah; I trained the same way 😂 I was the smallest in the teen/adult class so I ended up sparring guys who were like 6 feet and up. I’m 5 feet tall so I learned how to be creative 😂 and yeah, sadly those happen but that’s why guys wear protection haha

    • @adamdamiri4823
      @adamdamiri4823 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@2goblinsinatrenchcoatngl, i thought you got a band aid on your nose, and think "Yep, thats taekwondo sabeum for sure!"

  • @hjohnson966
    @hjohnson966 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    I love how one of his jokes 2 years ago was about regretting face tattoos, and now he has more face tattoos

    • @GoodJuju.8D
      @GoodJuju.8D ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I was going to ask about that.
      It does seem like he's adding more and more. I thought he'd be trying to remove a couple.
      Either way, Shayne is hilarious.

    • @Woppert
      @Woppert ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Because it's always future Shayne's problem 😂

    • @frbidden
      @frbidden ปีที่แล้ว +70

      His entire personality and 85% of his jokes revolve around the fact that he has face tattoos and looks tough but is actually not. Completely boring.

    • @publicserviceannouncement4777
      @publicserviceannouncement4777 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wrote the exact same thing. He's committed.😂

    • @bigboss-tl2xr
      @bigboss-tl2xr ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Laser removal is a good thing 🧐

  • @Harrysnacks
    @Harrysnacks ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    Shayne is one of the most underrated comedians. His delivery is so unique and keeps me laughing!

    • @realemonful
      @realemonful ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated? I did not even give this tattooed freak one minute and even that was more than what this clown deserved

    • @prelexia1
      @prelexia1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For real though

    • @silent_soliliquy
      @silent_soliliquy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes! Shayne, also Kellen Erskine and Josh Sneed are my favorite comedians in recent yrs.

    • @QuincyIsObsessedWithMe
      @QuincyIsObsessedWithMe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love how he gets exasperated at himself and at the audience for being too on board with a ridiculous premise he's just stated.

  • @sharHu1010
    @sharHu1010 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    😂😂😂😂 I love the, "Nobody brings nunchucks to a bar. You got knocked out regular" line.
    Is Sensei Dan OK?

    • @jsihavealotofplaylists
      @jsihavealotofplaylists ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I came to ask this question

    • @deedeeduncan9347
      @deedeeduncan9347 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *Sensei Dan recovered and started the sixth grade the week after.*
      *He was an eleven year old autistic kid who they called Sensei Dan just to make him feel good.*

    • @FreeGumFighter
      @FreeGumFighter ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@1nvisible1 😂😂😂

    • @TheKb117
      @TheKb117 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I guess Sensei Dan is always carrying nunchakus since.,😁

  • @fancyf33t295
    @fancyf33t295 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    "But I dont know that" is now my favorite phrase.

  • @melissasw64
    @melissasw64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    OMG! I just saw him on Pints with Aquinas and got reinvigorated and thoughts I'd check out Shayne again. How hilarious is THIS?! Love it!

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    Watched this while walking my dog. Genuinely looked like a crazy person laughing hysterically walking down the street with a dog who was NOT doing anything funny or remarkable.

    • @sylvie1537
      @sylvie1537 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂

    • @DawnalynForrest
      @DawnalynForrest ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Laughing body parts off at the visual!

    • @kimjackson1052
      @kimjackson1052 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same, but not walking my dog.. just me myself and I 🤭😂 I'd totally do it again!

    • @anthony949495
      @anthony949495 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was at the gym and lost it before one of my sets, probably looked the same

    • @michaelgroce966
      @michaelgroce966 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah yes. The drybar experience.
      I watch these while doing dishes and get all sorts of looks from my wife

  • @just_jarman
    @just_jarman ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Shayne is a great comedian.
    Great rhythm and timing. He has a vast vocabulary and executes it well. To be known as a "clean" style comedian is respectable. Wishing this guy the world.

    • @just_jarman
      @just_jarman ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@yttrxstein4192 it is more needed than ever in a world desensitized to our own filth and lack of quality.

    • @just_jarman
      @just_jarman ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yttrxstein4192 is that what my words meant? Or did you jump to conclusions of grandeur?

    • @just_jarman
      @just_jarman ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yttrxstein4192 what is my God? Words or cursing?
      What do you know about curses?

    • @deathmauler181
      @deathmauler181 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@just_jarman correct

    • @deathmauler181
      @deathmauler181 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yttrxstein4192 ....what the hell he didn't even mention anything related to cursing.
      He was saying laughter and comedy n taking the piss is more needed cause people are out of their minds and comedy takes the edge off

  • @grimmashley8422
    @grimmashley8422 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    As someone who’s been in Karate for almost 6 years, this is the funniest Karate tournament story I’ve ever seen

  • @postive-vibes
    @postive-vibes ปีที่แล้ว +320

    He has such an interesting look. He's like 1/2 accountant and 1/2 prison gang member.

    • @CrypticCocktails
      @CrypticCocktails 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      He just looks like any bartender in Southern California 😂

    • @yufoh7753
      @yufoh7753 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Tattoos are done to send a signal to other people socially. They speak volumes on the mindset of an individual who are wanting to advertise something, whether it's "hey I'm cool" "I'm tough" "I'm an independent thinker" or whatever is their thing. To me it just says, this person is insecure in some way, or is just impulsive and easily lead.
      One or two small tattoos that are not normally on show are usually just to reinforce something for themselves or for those they are close and intimate with. Kind of like that person that writes a message on their bathroom mirror to reassure themselves that they are a good/worthy/special person.

    • @ajjamsen694
      @ajjamsen694 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lol I don't know whether to attempt to hit on him or ask him for tax advice 🤣

    • @aellalee4767
      @aellalee4767 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@yufoh7753he got them when he was a young teenager to be seen as a tough gangster. Eventually he got out of that, but no one says giving kids access to tattooing was a good idea.
      He explains in one of his older sets.

    • @cjmiller6741
      @cjmiller6741 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      100 per cent poser

  • @thebenforever
    @thebenforever 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I really enjoyed this.
    Point fighting is literally a game (celebration was a hilarious way to put it) of "how fast can I pull my hand or foot back from striking, while making the bare minimum contact".
    Ideally that's what you're trained to do in a striking dojo, to avoid your opponent grabbing your limb, but with actual impact.
    Sensei Dan had to have been completely surprised with the ferocity, and that he continued with the fight means he didn't realize Shayne didn't belong there and thought Shayne was a rival blackbelt simply being unprofessional.
    A+ storytelling.

  • @PukeSkyywalker
    @PukeSkyywalker ปีที่แล้ว +437

    For a guy who doesn't know karate, knocking out a sensei, and another with frickin nunchucks, should earn you an actual entry into the mortal combat tournament.

    • @TheInfantry98
      @TheInfantry98 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahaha nice ! Finish Him! Fatality!

    • @michaelreardon303
      @michaelreardon303 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me of Mac from Its Always Sunny

    • @PerunaMuayThai
      @PerunaMuayThai ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was in a gang so he had that "practical experience" that the dojo can't teach

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead ปีที่แล้ว +5

      American Karate schools do not teach people to fight in anyway. So knocking out a Sensei is nothing special.

    • @teeeightchsea
      @teeeightchsea ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A lot of "seasoned dojo senseis" crumble to practical street fighting

  • @teandesigns
    @teandesigns ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Mr. Smith..... I am a 61 year old woman who laughs so hard at your comedy specials that my neighbors come and check on me LOL keep it up please because I want to keep laughing. You're great dude

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Your neighbors sound like nice people!
      You're lucky to live by them.

    • @caro1ns
      @caro1ns 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm a 62 year old woman and that was the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

    • @melissasw64
      @melissasw64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      59!

    • @YourGuyRyan
      @YourGuyRyan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is it just me or did a 61 year old woman just say "dude"

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@YourGuyRyanI'm 52, I have a client that is 77, and he uses the term "ya think?" All the time. Age is just a number, as long as that number is over 18

  • @glengidley7089
    @glengidley7089 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Absolutely one of my favorite comedians. He knows how to spin the crazy, painful stuff that happens into something we can all relate to and enjoy.

  • @nannielson7790
    @nannielson7790 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "Chuck me UP! Let's Go!" Absolutely love this guy!!😂

  • @janetDT1904
    @janetDT1904 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "OH YOU KNOW WHAT TYPE I WANT" 😂😂😂 the metal ones, for sure.

  • @brittanyreynolds6337
    @brittanyreynolds6337 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    I want all my life stories to be narrated by Shayne Smith 😂

    • @yepsame2you805
      @yepsame2you805 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes the modern Morgan Freeman

    • @StormAF
      @StormAF ปีที่แล้ว

      RIGHT?!?

    • @graceoverall
      @graceoverall 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Seriously! He'd actually made my boring life sound interesting! 😂 We need a Waze voice of him too.

  • @nospam3327
    @nospam3327 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "That's future Shayne's problem. That guy hates us! But we don't care what he thinks." Lol 8:43

    • @laurak299
      @laurak299 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have trouble committing to things because I don't accept that my past self locked my present self into something. Wtf does that ancient self know about present me and my needs and wants? Tuesday self just doesn't understand Saturday self. I want to be free!

  • @FFmaxxx
    @FFmaxxx ปีที่แล้ว +508

    As someone who teaches martial arts.... The most unbelievable part is karate tournament starting at noon😂

    • @BelelEscabel
      @BelelEscabel ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yeah, when I did judo all exhibition tournaments were like "starting hour is 6 AM, be here 1-2 hours before that".

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BelelEscabelyikes!!

    • @FFmaxxx
      @FFmaxxx ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@BelelEscabel I did the point sparring style tournaments he's talking about and they would start at 7/8am and go til about 3pm. God forbid a division runs long lol you could be there til 5/6pm 😂

    • @ML-jk3sz
      @ML-jk3sz ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@FFmaxxx I would show up late on purpose because I didn't feel like sitting through all of the ceremonies, forms and showcases, I just wanted to fight. Its a full day of wasted time really. hahahah

    • @FFmaxxx
      @FFmaxxx ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ML-jk3sz 😂😂😂 relatable. I did forms and occasionally sparring but had to wait for kids divisions to be done and never sure when that was

  • @brianmcclard7501
    @brianmcclard7501 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Shane is so dang funny! He can make you laugh for a half an hour over a single story! His stories are so wild, only a guy like him could have them!

  • @hokutonojoe
    @hokutonojoe 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I’m never get tired of this story

  • @nooner780
    @nooner780 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    As a former karate practitioner, his description for point sparring is accurate and sad.

    • @dphilipson
      @dphilipson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go do kung fu

    • @nooner780
      @nooner780 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dphilipson big fan of drunken boxing

    • @ParodyKnaveBob
      @ParodyKnaveBob ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get you, @nooner780. I studied in a traditional(ist) dojo. Entered one tae kwon do hosted tournament (all styles welcome). First place in kata. Last place in point sparring. I only bothered attempted sparring b/c I'd paid and was there already. I literally had never even practiced it in the dojo (100% optional, after regular classes,) because I didn't want to water down my muscle memory with cutesy junk that wouldn't cripple an assailant.

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@ParodyKnaveBobWoah don't cut yourself on all that edge man. 😅

    • @brownamerican5786
      @brownamerican5786 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you don't think your getting hit hard in point sparring, you have never point sparred. I have had my nose broken, saw a guy get his jaw shattered at the World Karate Championship, guys get KO ed, broken ribs, ect.... Yes your not supposed to be trying to hurt each other, but it does happen all the time, especially with the elite high level fighters. I also do continuous sparring, which is supposed to be light contact, there is no light contact, I promise you that. But it is for sport, we are not getting paid for this,.

  • @compasscards
    @compasscards ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I sent this to my sister this weekend.
    Monday morning, she texts:
    “ just made myself twenty minutes late for work because i simply had* to know what happened to sensai dan”
    Monday evening, she texts the family group chat. She is pleased to report that she deadlifted her husband. She followed that with an acknowledgment that her lower back is now spasming. We both suspect sensei Dan had something to do with this.

  • @mementomori7266
    @mementomori7266 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Shane is one of my favorite comedians. He has a way of telling stories like no other. I was rolling and laughing so hard at this one. Brilliant!

    • @realemonful
      @realemonful ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess you have never seen a comedian before? This tattooed freak sure wasn't one SMH

    • @kylesalmon31
      @kylesalmon31 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m right there with ya! Dude makes me laugh so freaking hard hahah

    • @Plubob_McHabblefluffin
      @Plubob_McHabblefluffin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I especially love the way he does perplexed frustration. That's his ace.

    • @RobGThai
      @RobGThai ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know what you mean. Most of them feels like they are setting up for a climax but Shane made it feel like a bar joke. It works tho love all three of his. Hard to top the crocodile tho.

  • @dylanjuza6729
    @dylanjuza6729 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    The ninja turtle 7:50 🐢🥋🤣 “Michael Angelo is my favorite”

    • @GHMYahooka
      @GHMYahooka 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      am I still in trouble?

  • @nophilter
    @nophilter 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I usually don't laugh out loud.... but this guy has me in tears😂😂

  • @robertlodge5297
    @robertlodge5297 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I love how there's a story inside of a story the whole time. This guy is hilarious

  • @kaulanaakina916
    @kaulanaakina916 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This guy is special! I’ve only watched two of his videos so I’m just starting on the Shayne Train! It’s 6am on Saturday morning and I’m doubled over attempting to stifle my laughing so I don’t wake up my whole family. My laughs are escaping through my teeth and my head is building up so much pressure I feel like I’m going to get a headache. His delivery and style are unique. His word choice and storytelling abilities paint a very specific picture that makes you feel like you’re standing right next to him and you are experiencing it at the same time he is. Amazing! Pure genius!

    • @HelensHealingHands
      @HelensHealingHands ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only my second time seeing him too. I dont often laugh audibly, but Shane seems to be an exception to the rule! I laughed out loud. So funny because it's true.

  • @jasonjohnson4803
    @jasonjohnson4803 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    I see Shayne, I click. Always a great and funny story teller!

    • @silent_soliliquy
      @silent_soliliquy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💯

    • @theoteddy9665
      @theoteddy9665 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      agreed, if you wanna rolling on the floor let suggest you to listen that dwarf comedian, unfortunately I forgot his name, maan those stories are most hilarious Ive ever heard, let me know

    • @rahrah4160
      @rahrah4160 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@theoteddy9665I believe his name is Brad Williams, and I agree, he's hilarious 😂

    • @theoteddy9665
      @theoteddy9665 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rahrah4160 thats him indeed😂

    • @suziethomas1481
      @suziethomas1481 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GREAT story teller!!!!

  • @maxxpeterson220
    @maxxpeterson220 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This guy used to come into my gas station when I used to work at 711 had zero idea who he was and then randomly found him on TH-cam one day, super nice guy and always got the same thing every time he came in

    • @maxxpeterson220
      @maxxpeterson220 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ScottBanovic yep!

    • @Storm-dm4bx
      @Storm-dm4bx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mountain Dew?

    • @AWAKEtheIRON
      @AWAKEtheIRON 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Storm-dm4bx Hahaha! Exactly!

  • @keesdevreugd9177
    @keesdevreugd9177 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This was one of the funniest stories I have ever heard. And the incredible delivery makes it twice as funny.
    Unbelievable that this is the first time I'm aware Shayne even exists.

  • @SvdSinner
    @SvdSinner ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Non-black belts are typically allowed in the black belt division in tournaments. In fact, the blue and brown belts that fight up are some of the most dangerous opponents. Not because they are better at fighting, but because they lack the control to avoid doing injury prone things. A low kick to the groin may give the lower belt a penalty, but it can leave the other guy with a bruised bladder that can take more than a year to heal. (Ask me how I know 😮)

    • @Liam.caliber
      @Liam.caliber 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How do you know?

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The Hard Way@@Liam.caliber

    • @opossumgrylls3275
      @opossumgrylls3275 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Boo hoo

  • @watch-this
    @watch-this ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This guy is the funniest comedian I’ve seen in a long time. He’s comedic timing, story telling style, and inflection, A+.

  • @beckyraskin8928
    @beckyraskin8928 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The only problem I have with Shayne Smith drybar videos is that there need to be more of them. PLEASE 🙏

  • @ck337
    @ck337 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Oh my word I am shaking so hard from laughing! 😂 I always die laughing every time I watch a Dry Bar comedy skit from Shayne. He’s a great storyteller and he has the best stories. That’s a winning combination in my book! I wish only the best to him. I hope he continues his comedy. The world needs more (clean!) comics!

  • @wickedchivo1399
    @wickedchivo1399 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I too was banned from karate for going too hard Who knew you could get kicked out for fighting

  • @Jinx_of_Nyx
    @Jinx_of_Nyx ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Shayne Smith is one of my favorite comedians. Really glad to see him back on the Dry Bar channel!

  • @JayJay-jx3zg
    @JayJay-jx3zg ปีที่แล้ว +299

    The Michaelangelo line almost made me lose it in a quiet as a church office. 😂😂 I was already teetering 😂😂.

    • @lauraferris1608
      @lauraferris1608 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I know! The fact that he dropped that line so nonchalantly that I had to figure out the reference made it even funnier.

    • @BrittanyMMichelle0492
      @BrittanyMMichelle0492 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂 😇

    • @starstruckt
      @starstruckt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      i believe it too cus cops do say things like that 😂

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The Michelangelo line absolutely made me lose it.

    • @squintygreeneyes
      @squintygreeneyes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i use to love ninja turtles as a kid and it still took me a minute to get the joke. 😅

  • @malphas_2717
    @malphas_2717 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Stumbled onto this from Key & Peele, thought I'd listen to comedy while opening mail. Twenty minutes later I'm searching for more Shayne Smith, not having read the first letter. Guess that can wait til tomorrow.

  • @mrs.lunatic7136
    @mrs.lunatic7136 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have not heard of this guy until tonight. Absolutely hilarious. Would love to see a show of his.

  • @K-aR-Oh
    @K-aR-Oh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Bro's hilarious, it doesn't even matter what kind of a story he'd be telling, I know that I'm gonna laugh no matter what.

  • @rocxylemmon8535
    @rocxylemmon8535 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I been watching this guy move up and I'm glad to see he not giving up, he really does great telling his storys and jokes.

  • @stephaniemajors7697
    @stephaniemajors7697 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Shayne is, hands down, my favorite comedian. I met him in 2021, and he’s truly kind and hilarious. I was hoping we’d get another special from him. This made my night. 😂

  • @sydneygorelick7484
    @sydneygorelick7484 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    5:48 "hurt my hip immediately" got me good, lmao. I don't think anyone who's held a pair of nunchucks for more than 2 seconds hasn't hit themselves with them, and METAL ones would hurt so bad lmaoo

    • @Barbaroossa
      @Barbaroossa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I used to have a pair of wood nunchucks when I was a kid and there was a time when I would have perpetual bumps in my head from constantly hitting myself with it by accident.

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've owned both types and wood seems to pack more of a wallop.

    • @punkinhoot
      @punkinhoot 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I remember when Clackers were made of 1lb of glass and was a toy for girls. Also got cheerleader pom poms and batons to learn to twirl. Now that is kit for fun weekend. ???

  • @uikmnhj4me
    @uikmnhj4me 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He’s not what you think when you think Catholic convert lol but we’re so happy to have you Shayne!

  • @StormAF
    @StormAF ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He slays me, every time! Love this guy. He’s really kind of an inspiration

  • @WorthyMissJ
    @WorthyMissJ ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Awesome tournament story! I laughed so hard that I now have tears running down my face and I think I may have to throw up. Shayne, it could be worse. I knocked myself out during a Tae Kwon do demonstration by kicking myself in the head. In front of a group of new students. I had just gotten my 2nd degree black belt a month earlier. And, I was 6 months pregnant and was showing that baby bump... so. 5 foot 2, bowling ball on toothpicks, blond woman kicks herself in the head and instantly goes unconscious. Yup! That was a banner day!

    • @KathyBGood
      @KathyBGood ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thanks for sharing, hilarious!

    • @dlo111
      @dlo111 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😅 OMG!

    • @kellylundblad2616
      @kellylundblad2616 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @br6480
      @br6480 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Feel your pain. I knee’d myself in the face and it wasn’t pretty.😂😂😂

    • @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405
      @doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think I can properly picture that without busting out laughing like a maniac 😂kick self in head stick figure blonde with a bowling ball baby bump

  • @OmegaNovious
    @OmegaNovious ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I'm a simple man. I see Shayne Smith + Dry Bar Comedy and it's an instant click.

  • @dulynoted2427
    @dulynoted2427 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    When I watch Shane, it brings me back to the crowd in highschool I hung out with. Always something ludicrous going on and he nails it. One of the funniest by far.

  • @redactual
    @redactual 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    mad respect Shayne, keep doing you. I must say though, the dude that upsold you on the chucks bro...........................................straight up gangster 🤣🤣🤣

  • @demiurge2501
    @demiurge2501 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the line at 18:35 “he’s gonna quarter circle forward me and it’s OVER!” Really paints the picture

  • @DoubleBassX2
    @DoubleBassX2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Shayne is so good at providing comedic perspective shifts without overdoing it!

  • @ericgriffith3579
    @ericgriffith3579 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Coming from studying six different martial arts over two decades. This is hilarious, and what makes it work is his self deprecating humor. Cracked me up!

  • @annoyingneighbor4928
    @annoyingneighbor4928 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Top notch delivery. The paced build up and well thought out punchlines to keep the crowd engaged to the final punchline is master level. Like he’s trying to get people rolling and make them explode at the end scanners style. It’s super effective. Thank you for the laughs.

    • @coleberger6265
      @coleberger6265 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Yes exactly. This dude gets itm

  • @blazingdance3612
    @blazingdance3612 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Best comedian I have ever seen. Shayne Smith has such a crazy life and he's so ... Chill when he's telling us his stories. Like he's just fine with everything we're laughing our heads off at! I LOVE IT!

  • @GoodandBasic
    @GoodandBasic ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I was stuck on a deserted island with Shayne's routines, I'm not sure how hard I would try to get off.

  • @jahigains9201
    @jahigains9201 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As a martial arts and anime nerd, this dude really speaks to me 😂

  • @acatwithahatt7999
    @acatwithahatt7999 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This guy does comedy like i do conversations. Sets up a story, proceeds to go on the most insane tangent you're ever going to hear, and then bookends it with "so what i was saying was..."
    And im so here for it. Give this man a special right this second!

  • @Healcannon
    @Healcannon ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love Shayne when he comes to dry bar. Easily my favorite comedian here.

  • @juancamore05
    @juancamore05 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This had me laughing like a crazy person. My wife was worried that I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂

  • @BirdBraind410
    @BirdBraind410 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've NEVER laughed as hard as I do when I'm watching Shaynes stand up. Literally can't breath😂😂😂

  • @sailordaigurren8225
    @sailordaigurren8225 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My absolute favorite comedian. So glad he's back.

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    So good to see Shayne. He is always going to tell great stories..❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IKR? I can’t wait until he gets the inevitable sitcom about his no doubt crazy yet poignant life. Young Sheldon/Malcom in the Middle style.

  • @gutobernardo7457
    @gutobernardo7457 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The way Shayne tells a story is incredible! He is truly one of the finest comedians ever 👏👏

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'd never heard of Shayne before, but I haven't laughed so hard and so often in a long time.

  • @ZJohnnyBGood
    @ZJohnnyBGood ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
    My eyes watered and it is a very difficult time so thank you

  • @psychojoe4764
    @psychojoe4764 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Ah man every time we get a new Shayne video it immediately makes my day. His stories and the way he delivers them is hilarious and magical

  • @Vinaluv
    @Vinaluv ปีที่แล้ว +52

    He keeps me in tears. He's so effortlessly funny and his delivery and storytelling is superb 😂

  • @jessicacompton275
    @jessicacompton275 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Love Shayne Smith. MORE of him PLEASE!!!!

  • @TheLoneCamper
    @TheLoneCamper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Fell asleep with autoplay on, woke to the sound of Jim Gaffigan. Looked at the comedian and thought I was dreaming.

  • @DeezelxDr3amz
    @DeezelxDr3amz ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i was absolutely keeled over dead laughing and crying this entire time, 23 minutes of pure enthusiastic joy and hilarious bafoonery. Thank you!

  • @CNUtheAuthor
    @CNUtheAuthor ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This literally sounds like an episode of "it's always sunny in Philadelphia "! Shayne Smith is hysterical. I've watched this like 5 times this week and laughed over and over...❤

    • @stk8824
      @stk8824 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With Mac's special karate noises😂😂😂

    • @CNUtheAuthor
      @CNUtheAuthor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stk8824 Exactly!

    • @SpookyEmmm
      @SpookyEmmm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THIS is the Wild Card friend, fr…

  • @rowenaanderson3739
    @rowenaanderson3739 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I burst out laughing and started crying when you said "Michael Angelo is my favourite".

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I see Shayne actually doubled down on the face tattooing. 🤣

  • @dwightdhansen
    @dwightdhansen ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As someone who trains in Isshin-Ryu Karate & Shimbukan Kobudo, this has me laughing so hard I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @watchmen6504
    @watchmen6504 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This young man is both incredibly gifted and incredibly hilarious.

  • @mimis.98
    @mimis.98 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Skilled storyteller! One of my favorite comedians.

  • @stevekombolis6924
    @stevekombolis6924 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    When you have women laughing hysterically at KOing someone with nunchakas and getting arrested you know you are funny af and a great story teller 😂👍

    • @obfuscated3474
      @obfuscated3474 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nunchucks

    • @user-sg8wf5qo9s
      @user-sg8wf5qo9s ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And those are Utah moms!)

    • @stevekombolis6924
      @stevekombolis6924 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@obfuscated3474I guess I spelled mine wrong regardless as it ends in us not as: nunchakus but that's the original English spelling and nunchucks is an alternate English spelling.
      If you Google nunchucks VS nunchakus there are a bunch of articles

    • @testermonkey2304
      @testermonkey2304 ปีที่แล้ว

      TIL@@stevekombolis6924

    • @Grace-ms7un
      @Grace-ms7un ปีที่แล้ว

      Those women all have sons who tried that and it was hilarious

  • @DanzoTheManzo13
    @DanzoTheManzo13 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hands down my favorite comedian, I rewatch his Drybar double feature weekly & it never gets old.

    • @zombieslayer689
      @zombieslayer689 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mountain Dew guy is hilarious, no doubt

  • @Onora619
    @Onora619 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think I've listened to this at least three times a week for the last month. It's always funny. Especially the end.

  • @BabyJ9204
    @BabyJ9204 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I watch stand ups, i never laugh. Usually it's chuckles. But this story made me laugh to tears. Delivered so well! Absolutely loved it 😂♥️

  • @jacobdavis2232
    @jacobdavis2232 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The last punch against Sensei Dan 😂😂😂 “United States of America!” 😂😂😂

  • @staceyrene1384
    @staceyrene1384 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Best story ever!! Had me snorting 👃 😂 Shayne's storytelling is unparalleled!💚🥳

  • @FerretL0ve
    @FerretL0ve ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I could barely breathe because I was laughing so hard! Never seen this guy before. Amazing!

  • @missfishi
    @missfishi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I keep coming back to this video. I don't remember how many times I've watched this; it's just amazing storytelling !

  • @CU.SpaceCowboy
    @CU.SpaceCowboy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    shayne has a masters degree in storytelling, starting yo see why gang members kept him around