You Don’t Know Your Mom Is Crazy Until You’re Older. Jose Sarduy - Full Special

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  • @SlimKeith11
    @SlimKeith11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4269

    This guy is awesome!! I've never seen him before. I"m having a lousy morning, my brother died and this guy made me laugh for the first time in a few days. I'm grateful.

    • @jamesmaddison4493
      @jamesmaddison4493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Hello
      How are you doing

    • @vickilark2608
      @vickilark2608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @elfaygobaca
      @elfaygobaca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I’m so sorry to hear about your brother.

    • @themostcraftynurse3914
      @themostcraftynurse3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I’m so sorry about your brother friend. How are you? Please know I’m keeping you in my prayers.

    • @melissamartindale4431
      @melissamartindale4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Laughter IS healing. Then again, I can't imagine the loss...how are you doing? Truly asking.

  • @lizashworth5315
    @lizashworth5315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4757

    I thought I would finish watching this act to help me fall asleep.. My husband just begged me to go out of the room because I was laughing too hard and shaking the bed. And yes, I am tearing up.

    • @Freedomhunter24
      @Freedomhunter24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Same… I almost busted a gut laughing so hard! I forwarded to my kids (my daughter’s bf family is Mexican) and all my latino(?) spanish(?) mexican(?) friends… Don’t know which label is PC… just know they all fire off rapidly in a language I only know what ‘puta’ means (& 1st learned word when an Italian patient called me that at 16 & my co-worker had to tell me it was not a compliment! Lol)…. This guy is hysterical

    • @jamiehatcher9785
      @jamiehatcher9785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Omg thats so freaky .....me too thats exactly what I did in my difance I did put hand over my mouth but the bed was still shaking n I woke him up! 😅 I guess comedy wasn't what we should hav choose to help us fall asleep next to our husbands...🤣🤣🤣

    • @Freedomhunter24
      @Freedomhunter24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@jamiehatcher9785 well at least y’all were not laughing at your husbands… that’s dicey. Hahaga

    • @DebHenry
      @DebHenry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it's 4am and i agree.

    • @CaliforniatoWestAfrica
      @CaliforniatoWestAfrica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      that was funny by itself...a husband begging his wife to get out of bed hahaha!

  • @cassandrastone7297
    @cassandrastone7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4200

    This man seems so pure and wholesome, very rare. Somebody that I’d let my children watch. I hope he goes far in his career and doesn’t change. He’s perfect!

    • @hawaiigirl8089
      @hawaiigirl8089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He is hilarious 😆 i love this!

    • @robinbaker6465
      @robinbaker6465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      It's so refreshing to hear someone that's so funny and doesn't ruin it with filthy language. Go far Jose. You're also very easy on the 👀 eyes. Keep up the good work.

    • @christinepierce7560
      @christinepierce7560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@robinbaker6465 👩‍🎤 This version was for Dry Bar. He’s got many other stand up performances for those of us who believe in the 1st Amendment to The Constitution of the United States of America 🇺🇸 which is Freedom of Speech.✌️

    • @robinbaker6465
      @robinbaker6465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@christinepierce7560 absolutely. I have the right to carry a concealed weapon too and I'm licensed . Can you exercise those rights, or do u have no cwp?

    • @Happyhippy70
      @Happyhippy70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robinbaker6465 agreed

  • @maryburr3145
    @maryburr3145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    Came upon this by accident and am blown away- his material is so original and he’s hilarious!

    • @Guitarbarella
      @Guitarbarella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hes also gorgeous with being funny which helps.

    • @katlinekate3971
      @katlinekate3971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cubans can relate to this. I saw a chicken die at 7 , pigs, cows etc all delicious.

    • @LostboyXWife
      @LostboyXWife ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too

    • @navdeepsingh3508
      @navdeepsingh3508 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blown away by the last joke.. 🤣

    • @tspks2128
      @tspks2128 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes he is hilarious 😂

  • @amandavirgadamo4196
    @amandavirgadamo4196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    The laughter from this show helped to ease the pain of childbirth for me. I listened to this while I was having contractions with my youngest and it kept my spirits up and had my midwife dying laughing. Normally people choose music and other things to relax and I chose this episode. It was wonderful

    • @cedarpoplar
      @cedarpoplar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Mis. You're not alone. Sometimes I have very stressful days working in Construction and the only thing that keeps my head straight is a good laugh. Congrats on your giving childbirth.

    • @saryntoews
      @saryntoews 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That’s so amazing!! Also congratulations to you and those in your life- wishing you a speed recovery as well

    • @jmatt4life
      @jmatt4life ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He does look Mexican.

    • @Angel2011
      @Angel2011 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congratulations 🎊

    • @katrinagraves1088
      @katrinagraves1088 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's an awesome idea!

  • @kNotAfrayed
    @kNotAfrayed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2855

    "That thing in your hand, it FLOATS!"
    I died...

  • @inyofacekid
    @inyofacekid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4552

    I shadowed this guy during his approach shift as a student pilot and he’s was real funny cracking jokes with the others there. He’s in the perfect career field.

    • @RW-ob4en
      @RW-ob4en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      So what you’re sayin’ is...I don’t want see him sitting in the cockpit of my commuter flight...!

    • @vmgreenspoon
      @vmgreenspoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      L

    • @Positivekitten
      @Positivekitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Now all I can think of is the old bill Engvall routine; “oh great, I got the funny pilot!”

    • @damiangrouse4564
      @damiangrouse4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@RW-ob4en With his training and experience. I would want him in any flight my family is in

    • @larrydee9370
      @larrydee9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I'd pay to se em
      My new comedian
      Can't wait to hear
      More

  • @synergy2222
    @synergy2222 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Cuban Latina here, first born American generation. This guy is one of the best comedians I've ever listened to! My mom and dad were in the Air Force Civil Air Patrol - dad was a Major, mom a First Lieutenant, and her brother was a jet fighter in the Air Force. I learned a lot about that military life and being on bases in So. CAL. The cadets were the nicest, wholesome young Patriots I'd ever met. Every so often dad would invite them to our house and he and they would all jam with their instruments to songs from the early/mid 60's. I'll never forget those days. I felt so proud to be a part of it at an early age. In grade school I'd teach my friends the military alphabet and they would come over to my house and I'd let them listen to our HAM radio traffic. For me it was normal. I hope it inspired any of them to enlist in the military! ❤

  • @bow_wow_wow
    @bow_wow_wow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    "How am I going to explain this back at accounting?"
    - I'm an accountant and this had me in tears!

    • @LY43537
      @LY43537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Am I the only one that was thinking, “Who is gonna know what a pirate’s signature looks like? Just scribble something.”

    • @waynelkduarte45
      @waynelkduarte45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This Joe guys a riot

    • @jennifercoleman6218
      @jennifercoleman6218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sounds like it could be an episode of MASH lol 😂

    • @yevettebamber4273
      @yevettebamber4273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oh I agree. I know the ppl I have dealt with in accounting. I was crying I laughed so hard

    • @AdaraAhab
      @AdaraAhab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Same here!!! I was like...SIGN IT!!!

  • @sixtyfiveroses2968
    @sixtyfiveroses2968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    I loved the totally new, non-repetitive material! So refreshing to watch, I also love that he doesn’t curse, but he still managed to make everybody laugh just as much.

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      well it is dry bar you're not allowed to curse. i've seen some awesome acts on here and then you find them on youtube and they are disgusting with the cursing and vulgarity. Being military he's probably not a clean comedian!

    • @christinagonzalez6010
      @christinagonzalez6010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He has other stuff that’s not on DryBar and he drops the F bomb in the first minute. Very disappointing. 😏 I turned it off.

    • @Mamacat1357
      @Mamacat1357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      words.
      "I don't think anybody should have to pay money at the box office to hear what they can read on restroom walls," Red Skelton

    • @susanostmann7273
      @susanostmann7273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This guy is hilarious 😆

    • @deborahwood9304
      @deborahwood9304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I hadn't even noticed ... that speaks to how unnecessary it is when the humor itself is outstanding.

  • @lawnmowerman8922
    @lawnmowerman8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    Jason killed it

  • @lydiakvlogs
    @lydiakvlogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    This dude is AMAZING!! His chicken story had me in tears!!! First time I've cried crying listening to any stand-up. No cursing, no dirty jokes. Just pure talent.

    • @Aunnie12
      @Aunnie12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My mom actually wrung a chicken’s neck in front of me once! I was so horrified! But heck I was a grown woman!!! Love this little dude!

    • @thepinkBra1
      @thepinkBra1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's one of the rules of dry bar comedy in Provo, UT

    • @franbowstherapycenter9319
      @franbowstherapycenter9319 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His chicken story is absolute **GOLD**

    • @tunanocrust5089
      @tunanocrust5089 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should check out Jim gaffigan

    • @sybilmayo415
      @sybilmayo415 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When I was five, a headless chicken chased me from the backyard all the way to the front of the house, before it dropped. I was running, screaming and looking over my shoulder. I never went outside on the day we "harvested" the chickens again.

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    This guy isn't a comedian. He's a great story teller and hero

    • @scarlettpildes163
      @scarlettpildes163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      BRAVO TO BRAVE AMERICANS LIKE THIS GUY!

    • @jennifercoleman6218
      @jennifercoleman6218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That's what makes him a good comedian. Fluffy is like that and so was robin williams

    • @Resters52_official
      @Resters52_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      you can be all three of those things

    • @Crossword131
      @Crossword131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He's worked hard to be that good. Don't take comedian. Just add the others.

    • @Agentname69
      @Agentname69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Proof that you can come to America and be anything

  • @hookbeak3516
    @hookbeak3516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    I'm of the age most comedy just washes over me with an occasional smirk, but this guy bought tears to my eyes. Its his animated body behaviour, his facial expressions, his timing is spot on being former USAF. Brilliant show, the audience is his barometer of comedy.

    • @scorpogee6280
      @scorpogee6280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Couldn't stop laughing! I'm a former AF and I went to see the Academy and the cathedral while in the AF. Flew there in a DC-10. Scared all the way there since we had to fly low enough to breathe. No pressurized cabin. Looking down at the ground below 10,000 ft gives you an appreciation of how hard the ground would feel if you crashed.

    • @ponytailalogginalong5882
      @ponytailalogginalong5882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      SAME HERE. HE IS GOLDEN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM IN THE BARRACKS.

    • @ponytailalogginalong5882
      @ponytailalogginalong5882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I also think he EASILY IS THE VOICES of Cotton Hill & Dale Gribble!!

    • @ponytailalogginalong5882
      @ponytailalogginalong5882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Oh JESUS! I am now crying, wheezing , & laughing & about peed my pants. My Lord, we deserve a real comedian again!! TAKE MY MONEY FOR REAL.
      "I just tried to punch a fart in the air!"

    • @scorpogee6280
      @scorpogee6280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ponytailalogginalong5882 I bet he could come up with a dozen jokes alone on bouncing a quarter on the bed!

  • @Luv_brd
    @Luv_brd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    He’s amazing! Such a nice breath of fresh air. I listen to a lot of comedy and I appreciate that he isn’t vulgar like most comedians I watch haha plus I like that he doesn’t just joke about his shortcomings or how depressing life is and stuff, he’s wholesome and such a joy to watch!!

    • @cruisepaige
      @cruisepaige 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love drybar

    • @grandmalovesmebest
      @grandmalovesmebest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Im from Miami. I love Hispanics making fun of themselves.

    • @tedtod4489
      @tedtod4489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ✝️There was God in the beginning. He created everything. The universe cannot be eternal. According to the second law of thermodynamics, the universe is slowly dying. It would then be impossible for it to grow since it is slowly diminishing. Trust alone in Jesus. Christ died for our sins on the cross and he was risen from the grave by the power of God. Death could not hold the POWER OF JESUS!!! His mighty name shall reign forever!!! He is Almighty!! He can let us live in the absolute Glory of God every day forever and ever if we just trust in him and are saved and born again. It is truly so simple that a child can understand it!!!✝️🙏✝️

    • @agonizin
      @agonizin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tedtod4489 growing in size yes. There’s nothing diminishing, only thing that’s happening is slowly energy is being converted to heat. You’re comparing different things :/

    • @sarahdoanpeace3623
      @sarahdoanpeace3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

  • @shannaa4101
    @shannaa4101 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    My sister 39 and I discovered Jose when she was going through intense Chemotherapy. It really helped us to be able to laugh together then my 4 young sons heard it and fell in love with this routine and they can all literally quote it word for word so now we watch it in remembrance of laughing with her during that hard time. It helps remember her as happy . If you ever come to Chattanooga or Atlanta area to do this routine I will definitely want to bring my boys .

    • @htmc2022
      @htmc2022 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Does that mean she passed away - I am so sorry - sad for you and your kids. Glad you have happy memories❤❤❤❤❤

    • @juanitacoleman-l6v
      @juanitacoleman-l6v 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Aww sweetie, those are good memories

  • @meno4054
    @meno4054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4668

    Never heard of this guy, but he is freaking hilarious.

    • @paulfrank4551
      @paulfrank4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Hope he makes it big and makes good money at it

    • @TheTyrann0s
      @TheTyrann0s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      This video randomly showed up as a suggestion, the only reason I actually clicked on it because I also have a crazy mom, and now I couldn’t be happier I did lol 😂

    • @tonimausey
      @tonimausey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Same I havent laughed this Hard in a while.

    • @aliciagarrison6299
      @aliciagarrison6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm right there with you. This randomly popped up and I decided to click on it. This guy is hilarious 🤣! Never heard of him. It's so weird bc he looks like someone I went to school with in Alabama that also went into the military but Army and for the number of years and they're the same age SMH. Anyway needed a good laugh! Thanks so much!

    • @Irishjay-gu5pb
      @Irishjay-gu5pb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YES!!!! So glad I found him, he's sooo funny!!

  • @dallasmore6703
    @dallasmore6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    This guy is hillarious! Cubans are some of the most America loving, patriotic people i've ever met.

    • @Housee01
      @Housee01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      🙄

    • @ZeeroDubs
      @ZeeroDubs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Housee01 What even is this response?

    • @hanseldsilva2393
      @hanseldsilva2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ZeeroDubs That's called a lazy troll

    • @jonathanbeets397
      @jonathanbeets397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Because they have actually lived socialism and see the difference in real time... USA is a gift to the world.

    • @theperson431
      @theperson431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jonathanbeets397 That's true. As a person who lives in a country that's neither capitalist nor socialist, I think both are undemocratic systems.

  • @KittyBittyBoo
    @KittyBittyBoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    I NEED MORE OF THIS GUY

    • @LillianOglethorpe
      @LillianOglethorpe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Agree 1,000%

    • @0508ladyluck
      @0508ladyluck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iskakzk

    • @karahunter5015
      @karahunter5015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same!!

    • @jenniferyoung5932
      @jenniferyoung5932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes! I do too! 😂😂😂😂 I'm coughing bc I'm laughing so hard!

    • @jilianvan8165
      @jilianvan8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha Yes, he's a natural!
      Can anybody tell his last name ? It is not on my you tube site.
      Thanks!

  • @dennisrod5808
    @dennisrod5808 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    As a Cuban born and a US service member as well, I couldn’t be more proud of this guy. So funny my stomach and jaw hurts from laughing. Can’t wait to see more from this guy. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @happinesscomesinwaves5534
    @happinesscomesinwaves5534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    As a Cuban myself, I am so happy to see another Cuban be funny and great.

  • @Roselady7
    @Roselady7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    I’m so happy he’s clean and easy to listen to! No bad words or bad music... thank you!!! Enjoyed this!

    • @redbetta2191
      @redbetta2191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      what are you? 5 years old?

    • @Roselady7
      @Roselady7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@redbetta2191 how old are you? in English, clean means with little to no vulgar language...IMO his voice is simplistic... it’s a compliment on his basic routine. You don’t have to agree. Just MO.

    • @lilyraestudios8289
      @lilyraestudios8289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Same here. And I can let my kids watch because they love this kind of humor

    • @sf9046
      @sf9046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I once made the same comment and people flipped out at me. This channel, Dry Bar Comedy, is meant to only have clean humor.

    • @anniemunson3675
      @anniemunson3675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@redbetta2191 what are you, 2?

  • @Tobaccorhoda
    @Tobaccorhoda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    I wish my dad, who was deputy chief of staff at the Air Force Academy, could’ve heard this.He flew cargo planes too, Jose. C124s. He’s buried at the Academy. Thank you for your service and thank you for your comedy.

    • @mmamallama1827
      @mmamallama1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m sorry for your loss Rhoda 🙏🏻
      There are so many things I wish I could share with my Dad too. I’m more like him with every passing year.

    • @graceamerican3558
      @graceamerican3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🇺🇸

    • @sarahdoanpeace3623
      @sarahdoanpeace3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So sorry for your loss. Thank you for your sacrifices too.

    • @Daniper1
      @Daniper1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ❤❤

    • @NOTME858
      @NOTME858 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YOU'RE SWEET 💗 GOD BLESS YOU & YOUR FAMILY. I THINK THEY HAVE COMEDY SHOWS IN HEAVEN

  • @lindalape8493
    @lindalape8493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    He proves comedy can be clean and still be hilarious 😂

    • @lytuy7952
      @lytuy7952 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His last joke sure wasn't too clean. Lol

    • @navdeepsingh3508
      @navdeepsingh3508 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Clean? He had a whole as nuclear joke in end

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can we just stop with the sanctimonious “clean comedy” posts already? It’s tiresome and unoriginal.

    • @naheleshiriki5496
      @naheleshiriki5496 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro, his content features cough drops being shoved up his butt and chickens being killed in front of him. What about that is clean?

    • @eeslagrakee1514
      @eeslagrakee1514 ปีที่แล้ว

      so does all of dry bar 😂

  • @es_three232
    @es_three232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    As a cuban from Miami that joined the Navy but worked as an Aircraft mechanic. I found this very relatable.

    • @rhythmicmessenger
      @rhythmicmessenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thank you for your service!

    • @l.correll
      @l.correll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You are American, and human. Thank you for what you've done for us.

    • @joshuaamericanevans
      @joshuaamericanevans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm an Oklahoman conservative and I say thank you for serving our country Freedom ain't free brother thank you

    • @mtndew2013hg
      @mtndew2013hg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you for your service man

    • @anastasiabeaverhausen8652
      @anastasiabeaverhausen8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AMS3 here! What kind of airdale were you?

  • @ZapDash
    @ZapDash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    This was solid the whole way through, but the ending had me in stitches.
    I hope he gets more specials!

    • @tedtod4489
      @tedtod4489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ✝️There was God in the beginning. He created everything. The universe cannot be eternal. According to the second law of thermodynamics, the universe is slowly dying. It would then be impossible for it to grow since it is slowly diminishing. Trust alone in Jesus. Christ died for our sins on the cross and he was risen from the grave by the power of God. Death could not hold the POWER OF JESUS!!! His mighty name shall reign forever!!! He is Almighty!! He can let us live in the absolute Glory of God every day forever and ever if we just trust in him and are saved and born again. It is truly so simple that a child can understand it!!!✝️🙏✝️

    • @kellycook3914
      @kellycook3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@tedtod4489 keep going with the science! Get rid of the god delusion and be liberated!

    • @jesusislord3164
      @jesusislord3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tedtod4489 amen brother

    • @hmwhitt82
      @hmwhitt82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tedtod4489 I believe in Jesus also, but was this REALLY the place? As a true Christian we are supposed to "love one another" and lead others with kindness and show God's love by our actions. Not shove our beliefs to others who are not interested. Be ready to share, don't barge in and force it. Forcing your beliefs on others won't convince them to join your beliefs, it will push them in the complete opposite direction. All the same, Be blessed.

    • @marilyns6209
      @marilyns6209 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hmwhitt82 Missionaries both in America and overseas go to places where no one is thinking or caring about Jesus. Some people may have never been exposed to the ramifications of the Good News of Jesus and how important He is for their eternal welfare. This may be the first time some people have had to think about Him. Ted Tod just gave them some food for thought. I considered it to be a commercial break. 🙂

  • @u4ea-841
    @u4ea-841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    This is one of the first guys I've seen on here that I can not get enough of! Please bring him back!

  • @princesscarla2089
    @princesscarla2089 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    As soon as he said he went to the Academy. I literally got tears in my eyes. What a great kid. Welcome to the USA. Glad you’re here and you make me laugh.!!!!!❤

  • @anamazingtime8354
    @anamazingtime8354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2870

    Omg, Jose is so fricking funny! He DOES look like a cop. 😅

    • @JR-lv9nb
      @JR-lv9nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You must be high . Cause this e glish cigarette isn't funny at all

    • @phillipstroll7385
      @phillipstroll7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He looks like a good and proud American to me.

    • @suzanneblaylock9598
      @suzanneblaylock9598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No he doesn't look like a cop he looks more like a funny guy playing soccer on a Saturday

    • @MsZzSmith
      @MsZzSmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It’s that military background. You can’t beat it out of them.

    • @davidelder756
      @davidelder756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adrian brody

  • @bearlyalive9669
    @bearlyalive9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    I love how expressive he is with his hands and face, the one with his mom and the construction worker made me know exactly how the mom reacted I love it

    • @celinasantana1815
      @celinasantana1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s probably because he’s Latin and I am the same way. We use our hands A LOT and very animated.

    • @anianthony2902
      @anianthony2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@celinasantana1815 same with Africans

  • @AlaskanGeezer
    @AlaskanGeezer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "I'm in the Airforce not the Cirq du Soleil". That is fantastic, I couldn't breathe. Great writing, impeccable performance. 10/10

  • @debraseale6867
    @debraseale6867 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Don't know Jose popped up on my phone this A.M. but my day is gonna be fantastic because he did. Start every day laughing!

  • @Itching2bfree
    @Itching2bfree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    This guy is a great storyteller!! And his act is clean!!

    • @summerd7668
      @summerd7668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think he is more funny because of how clean his act is. There are so many comedians I want to like so much but, I don't because they can't keep it clean.

    • @xaphire6m.860
      @xaphire6m.860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If any comedian performs on Drybar they all have to keep it clean. Standard procedure.

  • @colinzwiebel6770
    @colinzwiebel6770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I saw him live about 10 years ago in Fort Wayne, IN. He put on a great show and I laughed so hard! Loved his energy. Even met him and talked after the show. Super nice guy and very down to earth. Hope things keep working out for him!

    • @sues5961
      @sues5961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi, do you recall his name. Ty

    • @JGLy22086
      @JGLy22086 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was six when my dad did this. 😮. I couldn’t eat any chicken that day.

    • @CH-ls1ts
      @CH-ls1ts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would love to see him live

    • @CricketsBay
      @CricketsBay 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His name is José Sardui.

  • @Yocasta05
    @Yocasta05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    I saw this with my 8 year old son and he was “ his mom sounds just like you.” 🤣 I love everything about his show and I have to agree with most of the comments here. He is an excellent story teller!
    ¡No me aburrí en lo absoluto en ninguna parte del video! 👏🏼

  • @alicebrunette3057
    @alicebrunette3057 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I just saw him at the USAF Academy. He’s as nice in person as he is on screen. Self deprecating about his USAF career. A pilot! Amazing! Bravo on ur success, Jose!

  • @miiasiin
    @miiasiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    this guy deserves a Netflix special. request sent! ^^

    • @jamesmaddison4493
      @jamesmaddison4493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello
      How are you doing

    • @miiasiin
      @miiasiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamesmaddison4493 after seeing this special? great!! :D

    • @jamesmaddison4493
      @jamesmaddison4493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@miiasiin cool, I came across your comment here and decided to say hello
      It will be nice to know you better
      I live in Los Angeles, would you mind to tell me little about yourself!

    • @boytigerrockin
      @boytigerrockin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯

    • @paradise9414
      @paradise9414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamesmaddison4493 creep

  • @jenhuffine7030
    @jenhuffine7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1505

    He’s like the Cuban Andy Samberg, love it. Laughed my butt off!

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He _does_ kind of look like him.
      Funny comparison!

    • @jesusislord3164
      @jesusislord3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kingayy9267 oh good. I thought OP was calling Andy Samberg funny there for a minute.

    • @eps3154
      @eps3154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was thinking he looks like Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise was funny instead of crazy

    • @gabrielcusack-mercedez8859
      @gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and he sounds a bit like Hiccup from How to train your dragon.

    • @taylorpratt6287
      @taylorpratt6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 kinda, thats jay Baruchel from knocked up, she’s out of my league, this is the end.

  • @magpie5710
    @magpie5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Jose sees the humour in his life and knows how to tell its story. Really great set, and I can't wait to share it with others. This is really a laugh out loud kinda show.

  • @sarasolomon4812
    @sarasolomon4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I CRIED laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in years. His timing is impeccable as well!

    • @Patricia-go3wg
      @Patricia-go3wg ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes..me too..
      I got some good new his morning about my cancer..but this video made my day..

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Why is there cocaine falling from the sky?!?" Killed me!

    • @MassachusettsBeachDreamer
      @MassachusettsBeachDreamer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too. His last bit had me rolling around laughing.

  • @jdawg119
    @jdawg119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8533

    HE’S 42?! Wow he looks like he’s in his 20s

    • @husbeard
      @husbeard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      I thought he was maybe 32.

    • @mal_verdegaming6621
      @mal_verdegaming6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      He stays active and healthy- crazy what physical excersise can do on the long run & a good diet too

    • @roxaskinghearts
      @roxaskinghearts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      thats what happens when you work out like a soldier you cant just work out you have to work out like a soldier

    • @vanillagod8966
      @vanillagod8966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      he. Is. wHAT-

    • @Lizarddqueen79
      @Lizarddqueen79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      He looks good. I’m also 42.

  • @linebrunelle1004
    @linebrunelle1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    as a veteran I appreciate your humour. as a mom I nearly died laughing. thank you

  • @DarkHemlock
    @DarkHemlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Now anytime I see someone playing a cello I'm only going to be able to hear a Cuban man yelling "THAT THING IN YOUR HAND IT FLOATS!!"

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      THE INFLECTION WAS SO GOOD LOOOOL

    • @dennisrod5808
      @dennisrod5808 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the one playing the little one, nah, he’s gonna die 🤣🤣🤣

    • @OGMann
      @OGMann ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The guy with the small one is going to die, though.

    • @777LadyPhoenix
      @777LadyPhoenix ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @agamum1
      @agamum1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ROTFL!!!🤣😂 my stomach hurts😂😂

  • @andreakimwilliams1224
    @andreakimwilliams1224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Omg, he needs a big time comedy special! The ability to have me dying laughing with clean comedy is rare; that's talent!

  • @marlene-rr2ih
    @marlene-rr2ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2819

    "You never know how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you"

    • @MsGingerBread0216
      @MsGingerBread0216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      It's the truth too. My most beloved and perfect child is weird as can be. Preturnaturally odd. And kids treat her the same way they treated me at her age. (It's all good, her time is coming, people often don't appreciate real redheads until about Senior year of HS, then we are magic.) But not long ago, my mom mentioned one of her quirks in the context of how I needed to break her of it. And I'm like--- Uh, why do you think I can break *her* of it, **you** couldn't break **ME** of it, and ***Nannaw*** couldn't break ***YOU*** of it either!!! She's basically boned, until she hits the age when kids figure out she's awesome enough to be worth the weird!

    • @caligulasAquarius
      @caligulasAquarius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      BAHAHAHA. My dad said the same thing too me. He said i was the clone of Him

    • @crazyratlady3438
      @crazyratlady3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol I knew..and my son is so me, about to be 21, so he's actually more like I was 20+yrs ago..so I get to be mad and sorry at the same time lol.

    • @dorothymcmahon9995
      @dorothymcmahon9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Great observation

    • @MsEss2011
      @MsEss2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes 😆

  • @cloudysky2
    @cloudysky2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    Not only is he funny and hits home with my childhood history, he's also nice eye candy!

    • @StretchOnYT
      @StretchOnYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      hahahaha he really is a young looking fellow

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Imagine if a man said this about a woman lol

    • @justtagrrly
      @justtagrrly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So objectifying pfff lol

    • @haunted-but-holy
      @haunted-but-holy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@antayafairless9028 they do. All the time. What's your point?

    • @victoriaalexander512
      @victoriaalexander512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes he definitely is ! 👏😁

  • @renee2292
    @renee2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    I laughed so long and so hard that my cat became concerned and came to check on me. She is literally crawling over me as i type this. Thank you. :D

    • @Roller76
      @Roller76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha classic. Funny how our pets will check on us like that.

    • @enviromental2565
      @enviromental2565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🐱😻Sweet kitty.

    • @Yosho359
      @Yosho359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reminds me of my kitty when he’d do this when I watched comedy stuff.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "literally"

    • @jjleb85
      @jjleb85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @irener3259
    @irener3259 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    🤣🤣🤣 I have not laughed that hard in ages. I almost couldn't catch my breath. My ribs hurt and I got a good core workout from all that laughing. Thank you!

  • @originalquizmoe
    @originalquizmoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    This guy is great! No cursing, tearfully funny, intelligent and gorgeous! Wow. ♡

    • @ellybear81
      @ellybear81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agree!!! Gorgeous and hilarious

    • @milliesecond102
      @milliesecond102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup! Clean cut; smart; accomplished; Hilarious; patriotic immigrant: humble, good looking; and to top it off- Latino! As a Latina immigrant myself, I think he's a quite the catch!😍

  • @mamaduck308
    @mamaduck308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Laughing so hard while nursing my baby that I did that deep cough/laugh. Baby stopped nursing and looked truly worried at me. I’ve never laughed so hard since he’s been born (and probably not for any other comedian on this channel). This guy is amazing. 😂

    • @lydiaj7492
      @lydiaj7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I felt that in my soul 😅

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Reading your comments, and got an ad for cough drops.
      The first time my baby had that look of deep concern on his face was when he was 90 seconds old, and saw his father for the first time

    • @maryj7423
      @maryj7423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Congrats on your new baby! Postpartum laughter is much needed!🥰🙌

    • @juliemc9947
      @juliemc9947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bless 😇🌺💌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿but how could you not 😂I’ve got the worst headache now with laughing tooooo much ✊🏼⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @jdmandsuch6739
      @jdmandsuch6739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This comment made me laugh all over again... 😂

  • @suprchickn7745
    @suprchickn7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    This guy is a future star! Hilarious, clean-cut, great storyteller--he's going places! One of the best on here!

    • @heatherbalda3985
      @heatherbalda3985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love this guy. He had me laughing until i had tears. I would ay to see him. Everything he talked about was hilarious. Hope we see more of him.

  • @anneearley6328
    @anneearley6328 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    I can relate to this guy. I grew up on a ranch in southern Az. About four times a summer my tiny little, very ladylike grandmother, who spoke perfect spanish, would call the mexican ranch hands up to the house to help butcher the young roosters. She would use a hatchet, finish off a dozen roosters in ten minutes. The ranch hands would just twist their heads off. My brother and I would head for the hills for the whole day to avoid the feathers, heads and feet. We never back talked my grandmother. When you see a five foot ninety pound woman hack a rattlesnack into a dozen pieces before it even has a chance to rattle, you know who's in charge.

    • @RobertJarecki
      @RobertJarecki 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dad was in the Navy and wanted to start an egg business. He bought an old chicken ranch in a box canyon that had its own inversion layer. 500 chicks arrived by mail in early spring, and Dad went on a voyage around the Pacific, leaving Mom with 4 children aged 6 to 10 years and 500 chicks. When summer hit, Mom found out why the chicken ranch had failed. She had a chopping block, a hatchet, and a huge chest freezer. She spent her days killing and cleaning chickens that would otherwise die in the heat.
      My sister found a pocket knife and spent the days finding and killing rattlesnakes.
      Dad had given up the chicken ranch idea by the time he got back home.
      Edit: spelling

    • @dawnevans6775
      @dawnevans6775 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You sound very blessed 🙏🤗💗 You're fortunate to have known yours 🫂💥

    • @lisapalmucciramsay920
      @lisapalmucciramsay920 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How to kill a chicken

    • @thegreymama
      @thegreymama 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I grew up on a farms. Parents had a small one. Grandma had 96 acres. Headless chickens run like crazy. Then my gf and i at the time would dip in boiling water and pluck. I have seen alot. It's life. I was transplanted to NJ. I would give it up to move back to simple life.

  • @purpledog9494
    @purpledog9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    What an incredible story teller! He hit every beat and paused just long enough to get good laughs. Loved the whole act and even the transitions between jokes felt natural. Very talented guy! Bravo Jose! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Guy had me in tears!

    • @startrackqef
      @startrackqef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had to stop watching the video for a few to give my stomach muscles a break, : ) Well my break is over going back in. Hope he stays the same by staying true to self.

  • @syborgtt
    @syborgtt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Hands down the funniest Dry Bar Comedian I have listened to and the last 6 minutes I had tears from my eyes because I was laughing so hard

  • @astarte66
    @astarte66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Side splitting stitches of laughter, haven’t laughed this hard in years. I was calling out for help because i was in pain doubled over From laughing so hard. Thank you!

    • @rohypnotist6263
      @rohypnotist6263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like a hernia ...

    • @LillianOglethorpe
      @LillianOglethorpe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I honestly can’t remember the last time I was bent over double in laughter. I saved this one to a playlist and have it bookmarked to share with a friend ASAP so I can cry again.

    • @girlnextdoorgrooming
      @girlnextdoorgrooming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You gotta get out more.

    • @po5960
      @po5960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is good! My second time watching this.

    • @_i_am_unceded
      @_i_am_unceded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rohypnotist6263 STOP IT

  • @kaijade588
    @kaijade588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    You, sir, are absolutely brilliant!! One of the funniest Dry Bar sets I've seen!! I also don't believe you are 42!! You don't look a day over 25!!

    • @aubreybain7751
      @aubreybain7751 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s because he doesn’t have children 😂

  • @poppylove3673
    @poppylove3673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I was listening to this around 1:00am, and accidentally woke up my husband, laughing out loud! I had my earbuds, listening and trying to be be quiet, but laughing without making a sound at first..., my husband told me later, he thought I was silently crying, until I couldn’t hold back any longer! I broke out laughing out loud! I was apologizing to my poor hubby, I’m sorry honey, 😂 and he was just glad to know everything was alright, and amused that I was finding something so funny to be laughing like I was! 😂

    • @ijebubaby
      @ijebubaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love a story like this

    • @jamieleeleblanc
      @jamieleeleblanc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha hahaha, I just did the same thing to my wife.

    • @deanabriscoe4767
      @deanabriscoe4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To funny 😁 Same. Earbuds in bed watching laughing was glad I found something so amusing that made laugh.

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You share a bed with your husband??? 😅
      I get to have my own room 🥰🙏
      I can laugh whenever I want, talk on the phone, turn on the light - any time of day or night 👍
      I know that no everyone can afford separate rooms, so I apologize if you're in a bad financial Situation.

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamieleeleblanc you and your wife share a bed. It's what society exepcts - that's normal. Nothing to do with common sense though 😊✌🌈🌱💜

  • @luckystar12315
    @luckystar12315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    As a parent to a sore loser, the "thank you" resonates in my soul.

    • @milliesecond102
      @milliesecond102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Lydia Hughes I realize where I went wrong with my son. He talks down to me and thinks he knows more. I should have killed a chicken in front of him a loooong time ago.🤦‍♀️

    • @LowSlungBadBitch
      @LowSlungBadBitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@milliesecond102 That are me?

    • @milliesecond102
      @milliesecond102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LowSlungBadBitch late night typing and the auto correct on my phone 🤦‍♀️

    • @islandbotanysoapco
      @islandbotanysoapco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did kill a chicken in front of my daughter when she was 10! She pretended to faint and yelled you’re a monster! Good times. Lol!🤣🤣🤣She still turned out rude and entitled. She’s an only child.

    • @KB-zh4dx
      @KB-zh4dx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Lydia Hughes lol we live on a farm. Killing a chicken and then having your kids help you clean it then made a large pot of chicken and dumplings. It's called teaching your kids the facts of life. My daughter was 4 at the time. She bragged about how good that rooster tasted🤣 what do you teach your kids the burgers are grown at McDonald's?

  • @seancain2216
    @seancain2216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    The last 6 minutes of this is the hardest laughed in at least a decade. There was a moment where I was worried I was either going to pass out or puke. Thank you so much for that laugh.

    • @herrington1975
      @herrington1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣💀⚰️ I almost choked to death on my dinner! Don't eat and watch this ⚠️ hysterical!

    • @angelamarieeberhart8546
      @angelamarieeberhart8546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know right!!! 🤣😂🤣

    • @syncringe1885
      @syncringe1885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know that feeling all to well. Though I almost pissed myself on top of it all.

    • @watchdog4454
      @watchdog4454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s 3:13 am I wasn’t 100% sure I was gonna make it an the worst part is I’d have to wait 10 hours until they realize I wasn’t asleep

    • @meeofcourse4152
      @meeofcourse4152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @lennefujimura
    @lennefujimura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    As a fan of dark, offensive and brutal humor, dripping with irony, satire and verbal terrori*m, I consider a sign of a true comedic genius to make me fall in love with so called "clean material".
    I've rewatched him more times than Bill Burr himself.

  • @AS-zn3zd
    @AS-zn3zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    He looks so young, but speaks so old school - unbelievable!

    • @amandalouise9046
      @amandalouise9046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he looks a little like Tom Cruise´s brother

    • @yashereen
      @yashereen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He's 42--doesn't look it!

    • @Skittlez_apex
      @Skittlez_apex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@yashereen how is this dude 42

    • @missylearned9821
      @missylearned9821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Skittlez_apex
      Basque ancestry/genetics. A huge portion of Cubans have it.

    • @Christina-71
      @Christina-71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Because he doesn't have kids, haha!

  • @mysibs5666
    @mysibs5666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    HE looked like a kid to me. But his humor is very intelligent without political competition many comedians do, sex and foul language. Thanks this is great!!!

    • @jcubed821
      @jcubed821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @My Sibs, Excellent point! 😀

    • @mysibs5666
      @mysibs5666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jcubed821 Well thank you.

    • @FaithPickles
      @FaithPickles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Clean Mouth Comedy! 🎊 👍🏼👌🏼

    • @auntbroccoli9992
      @auntbroccoli9992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @MySibs you nailed it. I always told my kids "You can be funny without swearing".

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It probably because he does not have any kids.

  • @YoastKaBoom
    @YoastKaBoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Jose was the funniest comedian I’ve heard in a while. I loved his set.

    • @ljoyelevier1898
      @ljoyelevier1898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Definitely the funniest! I could not breathe!

    • @ljoyelevier1898
      @ljoyelevier1898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jose was the funniest comedian since Brian Reagan! I could not breathe for the last 20 minutes, I was laughing too hard!

  • @nathantinsley783
    @nathantinsley783 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Absolutely hysterical!!! This guy is great! I have tears in my eyes, my abs hurt, and I feel to the floor. 5 out of 5 stars!!!!

  • @suzannemiranda3987
    @suzannemiranda3987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I love it! A comedian who's funny without foul language!

    • @lindaangel5299
      @lindaangel5299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @Shado902
      @Shado902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it is called "the dry bar" for a reason

    • @waynebranagh
      @waynebranagh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's very good. Funny! Is there a go fund me?

    • @j.michaeljefferson60
      @j.michaeljefferson60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      vocabulary clean are showsBarDry

    • @KimberlyLovesRIchard
      @KimberlyLovesRIchard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not called drybar because the show is clean, it's because it doesn't serve alcohol in the club...

  • @hawaiigirl8089
    @hawaiigirl8089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    He’s a combat veteran! God bless him

  • @ivyhofmann1077
    @ivyhofmann1077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Nearly forty minutes of non-stop laughter. He is hilarious--perfect timing, great stories. I came upon this by accident, but I am now a huge fan!

  • @VelvetSerpent
    @VelvetSerpent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    It has been so long since I have seen such a gifted comedian! José's physicality and timing is so spot on!! Definitely, an entertaining show!!

  • @kabindu
    @kabindu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    He is genuinely funny. Real easy on the eyes too! He killed me with "She was a pretty lady, she got ugly real fast"🤣🤣🤣

    • @russproffitt2820
      @russproffitt2820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That last story practically had me rolling on the floor! It was so hilarious and my sides are hurting from laughing so hard and long!! Really enjoyed his humor!!!👍👌

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Looks a little like a young Tom Cruise (back when I used to like him)

    • @huneebunee
      @huneebunee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adorable3817 yep .. I agree with you on that.

    • @huneebunee
      @huneebunee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just need shades

    • @andiesbeauty
      @andiesbeauty 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was a great story

  • @Happensmaker
    @Happensmaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Finally! Jose Sarduys full Special. The wait was so worth it.

    • @orderlyhippo1569
      @orderlyhippo1569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was up on the dry bar app ages ago.

    • @MotleyStew
      @MotleyStew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve seen this before. But yeah it’s a good one.

    • @karnastarsong1247
      @karnastarsong1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been waiting soooo long!

    • @angiefranklin5962
      @angiefranklin5962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@karnastarsong1247 ?

    • @Luna69000
      @Luna69000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A

  • @campbellofsweden
    @campbellofsweden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    He’s insanely easy on the eyes. And super funny.

    • @denisepleines1513
      @denisepleines1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He's funny AND very handsome

    • @Geneattenborough
      @Geneattenborough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OMG right?!?!?! I am kinda in love

    • @denisepleines1513
      @denisepleines1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Geneattenborough imagine him in uniform! Oooo what a hunk

    • @Geneattenborough
      @Geneattenborough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@denisepleines1513 oy vey he’s a little too perfect…

    • @MangelBanselmo
      @MangelBanselmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *walks by*.........*walks by again * 😂🤣

  • @MidWestLife2022
    @MidWestLife2022 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mr. Sarduy thank you so much for this skit!! Its so refreshing to hear clean comedy and it still make you laugh til you cry. I truly needed the laughter you provided me with tonight. Laughter is one of the best medicines available to us. Thank you for providing just what the doctor prescribed.

  • @DasLlama
    @DasLlama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    As the daughter of a Cuban immigrant, I approve this segment 😂

    • @DasLlama
      @DasLlama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Hamish Banish I’m sorry but I’m not understanding the question to the context of the video. Maybe you could rephrase. No one ever said they weren’t American….

    • @Lorlornyo
      @Lorlornyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Hamish Banish get over yourself geesh she put a laughing emoji, if you can’t take a joke you’re on the wrong comment feed.

    • @lovetoshare1979
      @lovetoshare1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Hamish Banish read her comment and see her emoji. She just wants just want to joke about it. Words can go in both directions, negative and positive. Being kind to one another is something that we should do. I am very careful when responding to others. The NoClue Gardener, thanks for a kind response to Hamish.

  • @nitiyamarr
    @nitiyamarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This is what I call a real comedian. He is so funny without swearing at all. Love him.

    • @chandradeyalsingh4793
      @chandradeyalsingh4793 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hilarious and handsome too

    • @billfisher4156
      @billfisher4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, funny & so wholesome. Just what this world needs more of...

  • @deni0.0.7
    @deni0.0.7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    In a nursing home, found Jose a little while ago, but couldnt remember his last name. Thank goodness for google! Jose helps me get thru my dsy! I love you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @beteljuice5252
    @beteljuice5252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Most hilarious guy without cussing I've heard besides Mike Birbiglia. I save this video to watch after work to relax and have a good laugh. Thank you Jose Sarduy, I salute you! Love this ♥️🔥😂😂
    Showed this to my husband and he was on the floor 😆

  • @katpricot
    @katpricot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    as a cuban born and raised in america... this is amazing

  • @DrStout_onYT
    @DrStout_onYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    This is my third time watching, and it’s still hilarious! Hoping José is still performing and that I’ll see him in person one day.

    • @debbieapperson3026
      @debbieapperson3026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t know where you live but if your anywhere close to Provo Utah he’s coming May 6th and 7th. We will be there. 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏.

    • @gingercultleader5500
      @gingercultleader5500 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm on my fourth or fifth time and I die every time. I made the mistake of listening to it at work... With a lot of people who were working too...

  • @michelleg.8190
    @michelleg.8190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    He has a gift of story telling and it’s so rare. I could laugh and listen to him all night long with my family! So enjoyable

    • @angelshimai
      @angelshimai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      See if you can find Bil Lepp stuff. He's a comedic storyteller. Hilarious

  • @bbocfreak
    @bbocfreak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    So glad he has a second special!! 😂😂😂🎉

    • @mallorykane2843
      @mallorykane2843 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh shoooot thanks for this i didn't know

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    My maternal grandfather-2nd generation American-lived with us. He was a huge fan of baseball, *and* very patriotic. If you were in our house when the national anthem played to start the game, you were expected to stop what you were doing and stand (hand on heart) in front of the TV until it was finished.

    • @fearlessinchrist-5931
      @fearlessinchrist-5931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What a great story. Your grandfather was awesome. Thank you for sharing!!

    • @foxibot
      @foxibot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol that’s fantastic.

    • @florencelinderman3797
      @florencelinderman3797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bless his heart!! That is how a lot of Americans used to be. I tear up EVERY time I hear, "The Star Spangled Banner" or "God bless America." I learned and sang them every day in elementary school.

    • @heartpaws519
      @heartpaws519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love this story!❤

    • @MsGingerBread0216
      @MsGingerBread0216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is that not the standard rule? Well, here in 2021, I guess that is the case in most places. But when I was a growing up, 30yrs ago, the only time you didn't stand was if you physically could not. But even then you were expected to pay attention respectfully.

  • @kevinoffuttisagirl259
    @kevinoffuttisagirl259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I would pay good money to go see this guy I’ve never heard of!!! He’s gonna be huge!!!🤩😎

  • @Taylor-uh3od
    @Taylor-uh3od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "We're at a taco bell in Denver, BRAD" Got me 😂😂

    • @denisepleines1513
      @denisepleines1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Guy behind counter is named is named Chip!!!

  • @diedtolive1383
    @diedtolive1383 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If they made his life into a movie, you betcha I'm running to theaters the moment it comes out ready to laugh my heart out

  • @lisacaley7834
    @lisacaley7834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    One of the best story tellers. His timing was impeccable. I want to hear more.

    • @startrackqef
      @startrackqef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Felt the same way. A gift like his doesn't come along by chance, your born with it.

  • @sharonlaw5538
    @sharonlaw5538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Some people are so blessed, bilingual, intelligent, hilarious, no kids, 42 looks 24, did I say hilarious, tell me you love Jesus and it will be to much😃😃😃😃😃 thank u for your service and all the best Jose!

    • @tsfuller2774
      @tsfuller2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He has no kids, that's why he looks 24! 🤣 My kid is totally worth it, though.

    • @jennygibbons1258
      @jennygibbons1258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tsfuller2774 👌🏾😆

    • @pandabear1576
      @pandabear1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He 100% does not look 24 he is just in great shape lol.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pandabear1576 You sure?

    • @pandabear1576
      @pandabear1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MammalianCreature uh yes. Are you actually seeing the camera when it’s zoomed on his face? What average 24 yr old looks that wrinkly in the face lol

  • @jiphy
    @jiphy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    I have never
    Laughed this hard
    For so long
    At a fart joke.
    I'm literally Wiping my eyes dry now.

    • @yaganomabaatuolkuu3702
      @yaganomabaatuolkuu3702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same here, still trying to calm down.

    • @AARON_McKenzie
      @AARON_McKenzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same, it's funnier being veteran. 8 years in the Army. Omgosh that was so funny

    • @RomyaRana
      @RomyaRana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah being a veteran this hits so hard, you imagine you and your roommate standing there waiting for the inspection and this just cracks you up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @karthin8017
    @karthin8017 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I got to see him perform at a Christmas Party for my Air Force unit back in 2007. So glad to see him still going strong!

  • @Gabethesloth
    @Gabethesloth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    The “why is there cocaine falling from the sky” got me

    • @sirnicholas5542
      @sirnicholas5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Musta thought the other Floridians got there before him

  • @AdalynLeigh
    @AdalynLeigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    This guy is hysterical! His cadence and timing are fantastic.

  • @annebodee
    @annebodee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Loved listening to this guy. I grew up in Miami and have many Cuban friends so I really enjoyed the descriptions of his family life. He truly is one of the best comedians around these days.

  • @riz4261
    @riz4261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Brilliant - just brilliant at painting art with words an mimic.
    I watch a ton of stand up but man, the best policeman ever 😂😂

    • @pony3284
      @pony3284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya he could stop criminals with his jokes easily 😂

  • @jamesshank7918
    @jamesshank7918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Great job. A former Marine myself, from a long Military line. My daughter and her husband are Air Force, son Coast Guard. Tye tradition continues. Glad to see the Col is killing it. So funny.

  • @Reman1975
    @Reman1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Well, I started playing this stand up show just for some background noise while I fell asleep........ Unfortunately, this guy got me laughing so hard that I'm now fully awake, but worse than that, my laughter woke up my dog, and I think my dogs barking might have woke up the next door neighbour ! :D
    Brilliant set man. That was epic.

  • @mariroerig2991
    @mariroerig2991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Omg he is hilarious! One of the best I’ve seen! So nice to be funny without foul language etc!

  • @thistlethorn96
    @thistlethorn96 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I come back and watch this skit whenever I'm having a bad day. I will never stop loving this 😆

  • @somerandomdude4365
    @somerandomdude4365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    He is so good at shaping a mental image for me I felt like I was watching an actual comedy movie

  • @stephanieduran9078
    @stephanieduran9078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I did the mistake of doing my makeup while listening to this special… usually it’s not a problem but with him I was laughing so hard that I cried a few times and I had to redo my makeup. He is hilarious 😂

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope your makeup turned out fine 😂😂😂😂

    • @diybronwynsmith263
      @diybronwynsmith263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he’s so adorable too 😊

    • @314simplebtich
      @314simplebtich ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very bad idea, but I wish I had seen you after. LMFAO, I'm just thinking of it. 😅😂

    • @marvac-r7916
      @marvac-r7916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣I'm picturing a "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane" lipstick-across-the-face scene

    • @Patricia-go3wg
      @Patricia-go3wg ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes...I was wiping tears off my cheeks thru his whole performance...it felt so cleansing of my recent troubles..

  • @carrissamcwilliam5757
    @carrissamcwilliam5757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Absolutely hilarious. My absolute favourite DryBar set of all times. Funny guy and easy on the eye too 😘. Bring him back. I wish him great success now and in the future

    • @roxbad1157
      @roxbad1157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah....he's an eye catcher...

  • @valoxsen6003
    @valoxsen6003 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love his Air Force stories, especially given how long he was in the service and the fact he was an officer. My entire family is military, and it's great to hear relatable material regarding cadet life, active duty life, and deployment life. What I can't get over is that he was an O-5 but looks half as young as every O-5 I have ever known lol.