Nothing Is More Stressful Than Being An Adult. Cam Bertrand - Full Special
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ธ.ค. 2024
- Nothing is more stressful than being an adult, or at least thats how Cam Bertrand feels in his second Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full comedy special Cam talks about everything from moving in with his girlfriend, being a pro at hide and seek, and how terrifying hippos are. Whether you're someone who is dealing with a lot of stress, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Cam Bertrand is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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• Your Best Friend Sucks...
As An Adult, I Am Constantly Looking Around For An Adultier Adult When I Screw Up..... Someone Who Is Better At Adulting, Than I.
Please don't look my way, I'll already be looking at your way
@@pakuma3the Notebook movie....!?
Ask her.... Are you gonna leave me for another guy!???😂😂
Lol
15:35 hippo bit should be smhort/ reel to increase exposure
Look for someone who is adultier at adultery.
Putting the toilet paper roll on correctly is definitely a question to ask BEFORE committing to each other! 😄
My husband claims there's no wrong way and my eye twitches every time he says that nonsense😂😂
Cam is underrated. Dude is a great storyteller.
Breaking into a hoarders house I felt that 😂😂😂
This is a stickup
Give me all your stuff
This gun is my stuff
Come get some 🤣
sounded like a classic "Clint Eastwood" line.
Straight up, my friend’s favorite animal is a hippo and I painted a pic of 3 hippos in the moonlight because I never heard someone say that hippos were there favorite animal. So I had to paint a pic. 😊
“Their” 😊
I love this one! I have literally thought of hiding in the stove, washing machine since the dryer may be too cliche, and also a bottom cabinet in the kitchen. I've even climbed into the bottom cabinet to make sure I'd fit! Lmao
I always tell my man that IDC if he's big enough to fight intruders, I'm like a wolf, teamwork makes the dream work. If he's fighting then I'll be fighting too!
The intruder would think they were fighting a bear and a psychotic Chihuahua! Lmao
If anyone decided to rob us all they'd be leaving with is a couple of cats since that's basically all we really have, and I have more than a few so they'd feel like they just broke into a cat shelter! Lmao
I’m in the air vent!! 😂
Adults with grandchildren. Stressful. Especially when the mother just drops them off and stays away forever.
Sorry that happened to you...I wouldn't dare drop my children off to the grandmom that dropped me off to 🙃
Really?
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR NEW CAM CONTENT FOR SOOOO LONG ❤❤❤
If you can’t handle adulting with washer and dryer, you’d have to really experience adulting by washing everything by hand in your bathtub and wring everything out by hand and installing a clothesline and hang 2-3 loads one by one to dry! You will love buying washer and dryer if you ever had to do without one! Washer and dryer is magic 🪄👍🥰🤩
Loved this! Definitely one of my favorite comedians ever featured in Dry Bar Comedy. I love that he isn’t too much of a goody two shoes like a lot of the other comedians featured here.
That one of hiding in the wash machine! 😂
I wanted to be a retired adult. I'm still too busy.
Thanks for this one, Cam is funny!
I'm leavin' you for not leavin' Me. 🤣 🤣
Someone has clearly never heard the song, "I want a Hippocampus for Christmas".
One of the few that made my husband laugh! Specifically, "that little lesbian boy was alright" 😂😂😂😂
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0:58 According to this Fire Department Coffee short video if you put the toilet paper roll on backwards that means you’re a serial k!||er. Love this dude! 😅🤣😂🤣
He a real one. I did that amber alert thing. It really worked.
Adulting is hard
$7 and Airbud! 😂😂😂
My cousin played the girlfriend/wife game smart. Once she was 25, she would tell men that if they were gonna be together, they had one year to propose, else the breakup will happen at the one-year mark.
Happily married for 16+ years so far.
A DARRYL CALLBACK!!!! 😂😂😂
Funny observations from this cat!
One of my favorite Christmas songs is I Want A Hippopotomus For CHristmas!
The toothpaste and toilet paper topic is definitely going to be one of my first questions. That's a dealbreaker to me
Whether or not they clean the shower drain afterwards, or if they leave a small dead rodent.
This is a major problem today. "Moving in together" is a bad idea when a ring doesn't go with it.
No, moving in together on the condition of a ring was the problem. Moving in together before you fully commit is smart. Know who you are planning to spend the rest of your life with before you make that life-altering committment. And especially before you have children.
@@ianrosado758 You're young. Reality is that most cases of people that lived together before getting married end up not getting married or divorcing soon afterwards. The reason is that people always act slightly better when there's no strings attached then when they have tied the knot. What happens is that they get disillusioned when seeing that their spouse has changed, etc.
@@mhm92267 You found my birthday? You must be psychic. Having said that, being young is irrelevant. Wisdom does not always come with age. Furthermore, wisdom has nothing to do with this discussion; morals, ethics, and personal preference do... and all of those factors are fluid and subjective.
I may be younger than you, but 42 isn't exactly young. If I am younger than you, then that generational gap proves my point further. Affairs, spousal abuse, alcoholism, and child abuse were under-reported and considered "just the way it is" decades past. Life wasn't better. Marriages and families were just as broken and dysfunctional back then as they are now, if not more so.
First, deciding not to get married is exactly the point of living together before you make that decision... hence the reason I pointed that out in my first response to you. Secondly, people don't get divorced "soon after" because they lived together first... they get divorced because they never really loved each other, and never bothered to put in the work to figure out whether the relationship was valuable.
The two reasons you listed in your reply are your opinion and a non-fact. There is absolutely no documented factual data that correlates to the supposition you are offering.
My brother is on his fourth marriage, and every one of those "came with a ring first", rather than living together first. My wife's second oldest sister ended her first marriage in divorce after following their Christian values and getting a ring first. I work with who-knows-how-many people that are on their second, third, fourth, or more marriages. Worse still, about a year after me and a buddy playfully made fun of a mutual friend for buying his girlfriend a "promise ring", he was arrested for an incident they had during a fight. So no, blindly putting on a ring isn't the magic cure-all.
My wife and I have been married 17 years. We've been together 18 and a half. We have a home, two children, a dog, and neither one of us has ever been divorced. We lived together before we fully committed. And when people see us together they laugh and reminisce about the "honeymoon phase" until we tell them how long we've been married. Then we giggle at the perplexed look on their face as they realize the joy that left their own marriages long ago.
@@mhm92267 Being young is irrelevant. Wisdom does not always come with age. Furthermore, wisdom has nothing to do with this discussion; morals, ethics, and personal preference do... and all of those factors are fluid and subjective.
I may be younger than you (not sure why you just assumed), but 42 isn't exactly young. If I am younger, then that generational gap proves my point further. Affairs, alcoholism, domestic violence were under-reported and considered "just the way it is" decades past. Life wasn't any better. Marriages and families were just as broken and dysfunctional back then as they are now, if not more so.
Deciding not to get married is exactly the point of living together before you make that decision... hence the reason I pointed that out in my first response. Secondly, people don't get divorced "soon after" because they lived together first.
That is opinion. There is absolutely no documented factual data that correlates to the supposition being offering.
My brother has been divorced more than once; every one of those "came with a ring first", rather than living together first. My wife's second oldest sister ended her first marriage in divorce after following their Christian values and getting a ring first. I work with who-knows-how-many people that are on their second, third, fourth, or more marriages. Worse still, about a year after me and a buddy playfully made fun of a mutual friend for buying his girlfriend a "promise ring", he was arrested for an incident they had. So, blindly putting on a ring prior to moving in isn't the magic cure-all.
My wife and I have been married 17 years. We've been together 18 and a half. We have a home, two children, a dog, and neither one of us has ever been divorced. We lived together before we fully committed. And when people see us together they laugh and reminisce about the "honeymoon phase" until we tell them how long we've been married. Then we giggle at the perplexed look on their face as they realize the joy that left their own marriages long ago.
💯 if you do this, there's no incentive to get married, ergo no protection for either of you. A girlfriend can't make medical decisions if you're incapacitated.
I actually got a phone book in the mail last week
Super awesome good 😂😂😂😂
This creative mind is coming from a whole different angle.
It's been some time since we see a funny guy up in here 🙌🏼❤
Air vent 😹😹
I'm 5'2 and I always win hide and go seek because I legit can fit in most any dryer😂 that was how I'd win if you never played with me before, but after the first time secret's out 😅
Very funny. This is the 2nd time watching this.
Thank you drybar.
I note that the various men in the comments saying this guy isn't funny don't blame his gender, like men do when they think a woman isn't funny.
FANTASTIC what a great talent, you can see he's honed it
I enjoyed your show Cam ❤
Don’t hide in something that someone can cook you in 😢
Very funny 🤣
I really enjoyed this!
💣Bro u are funny asf 😂😂😂...i was not expecting to laugh this hard
Big fan of yours! So awesome to see this!😂
Thank you for what you do
I love the hiding part of the joke but I do have to say for someone who’s watched every crime show on different platforms, there was ONE and the ONLY ONE (out of hundreds of shows) where the killer hid in the dryer! But cops found him! He should have picked the dishwasher! If any killers or gonna be killers watch this, guaranteed they’ll be more hiding in these areas! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂 Great show! Love your comedy! Not many comedians make me laugh/giggle through the entirety of show, but you are one of the few that do! Hug’s from Canada ♥️ Anjay
"Im getting outta here before I get got"😅
12:11 3 years? WHY is she still just your girlfriend?
Very funny performance!
Always epic humor dude 💯.. man wheres the 2hrr show lmfo😂😂. Thank you for sharing
17:15 though 😂
Omg!!!!! Sooooo funny!!!!
This is so great!
dang, great set!!
He is extremely funny😂
His wife always reminds me of Chris rock 😂😂
tks for amber tip
I'm a huge fan ❤
Right after he talked about turning off amber alerts I went straight in.
Sounds like he stole JAK KNIGHT’s playbook 😂😂
Slim Susan was amazing!
The stuff nobody tells you when you grow up.
The movie 'Congo' made me scared of ever encountering a wild hippo! Also they are nasty throwing their poop around in the water they spend a long time in, Yuck! Baby hippos are cute though. lol
😂😂
@Cam Bertrand. But is she as pretty as Grandma was? 😊
Reminds me of a young Gary Owen. Im for it.
15:35 hippo bit should be short/ reel to increase exposure
He was funny!🤣🤣
Darrel stays catching strays
pretty funny 😂
Just don't play "Hide and Seek" with Sarah Boone!
If he owns a phone of decent quality, it's probably the same if not more expensive than any hand gun he would buy.
I just turned off my amber alerts 😂
There stress goes away if you stop caring too much about things that don’t really matter. Tater tots and mashed potato caves are nice but adulthood is really not stressful if you do it right.
Lmao! The Note Book!? How old's your girl? 13?
nunchuk training for people who want to use guns is actually cool.....and Im big on guns....but if you learn to use nunchuku, you SURELY know repercussions lmao
Does cam have a show especially about his neighbor experiences lolol i dont remmy that story in his previous shows lol
😂😅😂
I turned my amber alerts off years ago
This is a funny Les Bean.
Usain Bolt vs Hippo
There are adults with a preteen mindset.
I undestand laughing at autism of toothpaste and toilet paper, but what's so funny about concept of woman improving the man? it has been done for ages in the times when they were limited to their chores
Woman also do it to their children - make them better than they are at current time.
Did you never visit each other's places?
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😅
We have a housing crisis.
🧻off the back... Rollin off the front is WHACK
Really, really bad. I don't get it, the first 9ne was hilarious!
A1
How did this get 39k views
Amber Alerts off.
Three bullets: Deny, Defend, Depose
Does she have a cat?
Three minutes in… when does he start getting funny?
That was so bad, never laughed or even smirked
Sucks for you. You must be dead inside.
@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Yet you're judgmental. Hmmm 😔
@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Grow up. Someone doesn't share your preference, you think they must be dead inside? Ffs
I didn't enjoy it either.
Watched 6 mins & didn’t laugh once. I’m out.
Shacking up isn't funny.
Both y'all are the obligatory poopers.
Well, minute 7 is where it’s at. Patience pays off, you impatient mutha(beeep beep beeep)!
Your anguish is palpable. Here's hoping that many years of counseling will help you.
@@Thecodexnoir It's amazing how easily some Karen's are triggered because someone doesn't find a comedian funny. Whatever happened to personal preference?
Im Pisceas.. Im an idiot…
Dumb is Easier
“Knowledge Is Power”
For Me Knowledge
Is Exhausting 😆