Women Can Make Anything An Insult. K-von - Full Special

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  • @3DCGdesign
    @3DCGdesign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35416

    I kissed my wife and told her “you are so beautiful to me” - she pulled back “why just to you?” LOL this guy knows my pain.

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

      I'm a woman and I agree lol, turning compliments into insults is my favorite sport. it's so cute how men are traumatized and have ptsd from that lol

    • @thegamerscave3447
      @thegamerscave3447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@flickanrimsky this comment is wow you are I know your a baby mom and single ran through claiming you are the prize have a seat smh 🤦🏿‍♂️ weirdo

    • @phataton8206
      @phataton8206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      They’re seeing if you will check them or not. Each time you don’t they lose respect for you.

    • @christophercarmonachriz
      @christophercarmonachriz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Manon627
      @Manon627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +801

      But why DID you add the "to me" though? Sus

  • @haseebie
    @haseebie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4710

    "That's right, R. Kelly, tell it to the judge."
    screaming

    • @Ava001
      @Ava001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @callmekreme8246
      @callmekreme8246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not sure if that's Ryan Kelly... Or someone else and I'm having confusion.

    • @theMerryMonarch
      @theMerryMonarch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@callmekreme8246 the singer r Kelly, who sing I believe I can fly

    • @michaelmataranyika8434
      @michaelmataranyika8434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      boy I was convulsing in my bed lol

    • @callmekreme8246
      @callmekreme8246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@theMerryMonarch Thank God- I'm not going crazy with the reference-

  • @liz090833
    @liz090833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14111

    "I am so fat"
    "Naw, babe. You're beautiful."
    "I said I was fat, not ugly"
    🤣😂🤣😆

    • @Madovah
      @Madovah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Very logical

    • @MicaelaContreras
      @MicaelaContreras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      That’s a good one I’m gonna use that

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      😂

    • @Notevendani
      @Notevendani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I say that all the time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hollaratsara
      @hollaratsara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 yes!!

  • @SKITTL3freak
    @SKITTL3freak 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +940

    First comedian I seen in a while that was funny without having to cuss every other word. That’s skill

    • @misfitm1457
      @misfitm1457 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Most good ones are like this

    • @Threedog1963
      @Threedog1963 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      That's Dry Bar comedians. Fred Klett brought me to this channel. A good clean comedian not in the Dry Bar series is Nate Bargatze.

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jerry Seinfeld doesn't use much swearing if any.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@frankG335he's also not funny.

    • @amremnant
      @amremnant 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@misfitm1457 Yeah, I don't find the cussing ones funny at all.

  • @blakewinder
    @blakewinder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6182

    I looked at my wife when he said “Can you turn a compliment into an argument” and she told me to STFU! Lol

    • @thegregitto
      @thegregitto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      🤣

    • @DaDitka
      @DaDitka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      She only did THAT to you? I did the same with my wife, and the divorce proceedings are beginning next week!!!

    • @armyforlife21
      @armyforlife21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤣😂

    • @armyforlife21
      @armyforlife21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@DaDitka 😂

    • @xaverbishop6506
      @xaverbishop6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@DaDitka Hopefully it was a short term marriage.

  • @ziziorens348
    @ziziorens348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8570

    I love how his jokes are just (for the most part) one continuous story, leading into each other. Seeing as most comedians just randomly jump from one topic to another makes me really appreciate when others weave their jokes together in a nice tapestry of humor.

    • @soniag4516
      @soniag4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yes that's what kept me watching and rolling in laughter-- so refreshingl

    • @JJ2official
      @JJ2official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      that was underrated asf 😂😂

    • @zethrenbeltran4071
      @zethrenbeltran4071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Not really that related, but dave chappel did something similar, but instead of an ongoing story, he loves to make a joke then goes back to it later on in the set. It was awesome, and really shows how these comedians really got a hold of their craft.

    • @Barukh
      @Barukh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see what you did there

    • @Ultimita01
      @Ultimita01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Many famous comedians do this as we are a narrative species. It's quite smart to do but can be very hard. Especially for a segment this long.
      Well done!

  • @adorablyadorable5665
    @adorablyadorable5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    I am 70 years of age and it is wonderful to hear a comedian perform the way I use to see them in the 60, 70 and 80's....K-Von you are the best..God bless you.

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You'll probably like a LOT of the Dry Bar comics. And check out Jeanne Robertson!

    • @carolannroberts
      @carolannroberts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some of the bluest comedians were from those eras, Red Fox for one

    • @theimp5901
      @theimp5901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I am with you - so true.

  • @ОпятьЯ-ы3ю
    @ОпятьЯ-ы3ю ปีที่แล้ว +2266

    As a russian I laughed so hard from the last joke, I exploded and a smaller me flew out

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8981

    The fact that he said a sexy pic is fully clothed ready to work, I'm sorry but I felt that. Well-dressed men is a gorgeous sight.

    • @MrPhantomLord11
      @MrPhantomLord11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Yeah, ZZ top figured it out long time ago :D

    • @milliesecond102
      @milliesecond102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      And GOOD cologne - RAURRRR!😍

    • @yingnyang2889
      @yingnyang2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@MrPhantomLord11 yah was thinking same till I saw your post!

    • @haroldfrets5468
      @haroldfrets5468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@yingnyang2889 you were thinking the same, UNTIL you saw the post?
      What? Did you just stop thinking about it?🤔

    • @yingnyang2889
      @yingnyang2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@haroldfrets5468 lol. 😂 No I was actually typing in the same song, then I saw your post as I typed and it. It was like attending the redundant school of redundancy.
      Edit: his post, not yours. Sheesh 🙄 I actually got out the right side of the bed today.

  • @Loctorak
    @Loctorak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2164

    This is what Ricky Gervais was talking about when he says comedy can come from either a place of love or a place of hate - this guy's jokes cover topics that a lot of people would be scared to talk about, but he tells the jokes from a place of love and acceptance and it shows through his delivery and word choice. It's not about "making fun of" people, its about "laughing with" people.
    Loved the material, delivery was smooth and natural, physical comedy was dead on. Absolute pleasure to watch and hopefully I'll see more, soon! :D

    • @cosmicHalArizona
      @cosmicHalArizona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So well analyzed

    • @sinclairityadinosaurstale1626
      @sinclairityadinosaurstale1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree that it sucks

    • @jasonomnia9295
      @jasonomnia9295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Comedy shouldn’t be something is coming from a place of love or whatever that is considered as place of “hate” because all of those things are subjective to every individuals. Comedy is an art form just as much as music, drawing, poetry, and paintings are. And like every single one of those individual forms, a person creating them or what’s funny in this case are creating from perceptions of people or group in real life, or anything they fond comical, but we (comedians, and yes I am one of them) can’t do that with the level of freedom with the amount or with the KIND of jokes we’re making, whether it’d be about race and stereotypes, or personal things affecting us JUST LIKE an art form. Now I haven’t heard the reference you were making with what Ricky Jer said, but it sounded to me like he was saying what I’m saying in this here post: which is comedy SHOULDN’T matter on the kind of place it’s coming from, as long as it’s meant to be funny to someone even if it’s just funny only to the comic making them. I don’t know what you do for a living or if you have EVER take a step on a stage, but nowadays comics has to deal with these overdramatic and easily triggered audience that is coming from MY GENERATION: the millennial. If you want to get a better perspective on how audience of comedy has pathetically changed over the years which is from not easily offended to now taking it to twitter or BLOG or articles and write about how INSENSITIVE a joke is go watch how comics free talked back in the early 2k with partially-scripted (for the host or during an act or a play they have comics do on the show with Collin Quinn.

    • @piedpiper7051
      @piedpiper7051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasonomnia9295 Hear hear!

    • @coreygraves40
      @coreygraves40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So he's laughing with effeminate men instead of at them... what a bunch of crap.

  • @deesalmon9632
    @deesalmon9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5854

    When he said "I challenge any man in the room" I completely lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rosemarygrabowski5834
    @rosemarygrabowski5834 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "We're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist!" Perfect!!

    • @econecoff1725
      @econecoff1725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I am racist, but I still laughed.

  • @pespn
    @pespn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4285

    That double standard joke in the beginning about the difference between a man and a woman talking to the nephew/niece turning 18 was such a great start!
    Enjoyed every bit of the performance, great work!

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      I would find that creepy either way

    • @444hertz
      @444hertz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@RedK5 same lmao

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RedK5 not evenly i hope...

    • @Cinderbellieeeee
      @Cinderbellieeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree!

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@TheAdatto why not

  • @Anonymous-cn8qp
    @Anonymous-cn8qp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3778

    "Do you know her?"
    "I haven't seen her a day in my life."
    Tha killed me lmao

    • @ermelinda2223
      @ermelinda2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I didn't want to laugh at that but man I bursted out laughing.

    • @ermelinda2223
      @ermelinda2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I felt bad laughing is what I mean

    • @laureenvanraamsdonk3543
      @laureenvanraamsdonk3543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ermelinda2223 why? You sound like the lady he talked about that was offended. Good grief, get over yourself. The blind man did!

    • @matthewcool9893
      @matthewcool9893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How the heck did you post this comment

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ermelinda2223 Ignore the idiot who had a go at you. There's a big difference between monitoring your own behaviour (out of respect for others) and inserting yourself into a conversation you're not part of, or affected by in any way, in order to police the behaviour of others. That was a large part of K-Von's point.
      It's a bit ironic that the commenter who said you were like the lady in the video is behaving *exactly* like the lady in the video herself... Because you were having an innocent conversation with the OP, and she inserted herself into that conversation in order to police your behaviour... 🤷‍♀️

  • @BrianGarcia711NY
    @BrianGarcia711NY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11991

    “Be totally starving and have no idea what you want to eat.”
    Sounds like you know my wife.

    • @thebeastoffeasterpark
      @thebeastoffeasterpark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Nice username and pic lol.
      fun fact: In the twilight zone episode "The Purple Testament", the character Fitz calls himself a "lousy, dog-faced line officer." Maybe biden saw/heard it back in the day and got confused lol.

    • @BrianGarcia711NY
      @BrianGarcia711NY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@thebeastoffeasterpark Hmmm, that’s interesting, I never heard of that show. I always figured he must have heard something similar a long time ago, it was such a random(and hilarious) phrase.

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dude knows what is up

    • @BigCowProductions
      @BigCowProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yassss I love the name/avatar

    • @BrianGarcia711NY
      @BrianGarcia711NY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@StupiderWithAB Funny stuff. Subscribed.

  • @re-1k
    @re-1k ปีที่แล้ว +352

    The nephew niece one genuinely left me in tears 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @oniminikui
    @oniminikui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7694

    A sign of a great comedian is someone who can laugh at himself.

    • @aldousorwell3807
      @aldousorwell3807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I laugh at all of my own jokes.
      That must make me Lenny Bruce!

    • @user-cz9jf1ec8s
      @user-cz9jf1ec8s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ...without killing himself.

    • @lyndahammond8883
      @lyndahammond8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This guy is GREAT! More, please!

    • @owenjackson7207
      @owenjackson7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not really

    • @ashleesmith580
      @ashleesmith580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @stevie mondo found him ⬆️⬆️⬆️

  • @Pnw208
    @Pnw208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5187

    Cant believe Ive never seen this guy. Great charisma, interacts with the crowd without being too mean. Pushes the envelope with his jokes just enough. That was a near perfect act.

    • @wolfgirl3081
      @wolfgirl3081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I completely agree with everything you mentioned!! A wonderful comedian…hope he keeps it up

    • @VinceP420
      @VinceP420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Seen this guy live in Orlando. What a trip.

    • @MosheBenChaim
      @MosheBenChaim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He has his own Channel here on TH-cam ;)

    • @susanacardona7833
      @susanacardona7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neither do I, first time

    • @josaphinet
      @josaphinet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanted to like this but I couldn't because your at 669 likes lol😂

  • @tashawaters89
    @tashawaters89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5153

    “Baby, you’re the most important thing in the world to me.“ “I’m not a thing!”

    • @darthvader1597
      @darthvader1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      One could just say that someone else is the most important to them and leave out "thing".

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@darthvader1597 We all are things, though.

    • @darthvader1597
      @darthvader1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@mugwump7049 That's like pointing out that we're animals. Something being true doesn't suddenly make it not derogatory when used sometimes even when the person is trying to be romantic.

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@darthvader1597 And something taken the wrong way doesn't make it derogatory.

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@darthvader1597 Say you're a woman without saying you're a woman, that sums up your comments

  • @jadenevans5281
    @jadenevans5281 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    Give this man a Netflix special right now

  • @blindfaith1239
    @blindfaith1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5095

    As a very blind man, I totally appreciate his inclusion and joking with the blind guy. No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people. I wish more sighted people understood that

    • @Thank-u-so-much-for-everything
      @Thank-u-so-much-for-everything 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people.😱

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I'd watch a blind man doing stand up, it's probably the only way I'd find out what is funny about being blind. I'm sure you have found yourself in absurd situations that a sighted person wouldn't experience maybe you could give it a go.

    • @SoniaJbrt
      @SoniaJbrt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Blind Faith I'm not blind, but I'm with you, this guy is funny! 😂

    • @aditi25singh
      @aditi25singh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      You're great!
      But I'm just curious how did u type this? I mean am asian we don't have device to type things down by ourselves..
      (My aunt is blind too I'm just curious. I don't mean to offend anyone)

    • @blindfaith1239
      @blindfaith1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@aditi25singh iPhone has a setting called VoiceOver that reads the screen and allows you to interact with it using touch gestures. I believe that Android has a similar but inferior setting called Overlay or something. I strongly suggest VoiceOver for iPhone for any blind or visually impaired person. I do not know whether or not that works in Asia

  • @Domstadt4711
    @Domstadt4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    "Ladies, these muscles won't protect you. These are Designer Muscles ..." Cracked me up 🤣😂

    • @chadpowell1832
      @chadpowell1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nice but what the hell is that profile picture 😂

    • @bronsonmcdonald5473
      @bronsonmcdonald5473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Loved it too...
      Not Tai Chi but Chai tea, 😆

    • @eLiFILMSinc
      @eLiFILMSinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@chadpowell1832 looks like Biden playing the meme frog like a saxophone

    • @CristinaAzanza-u1o
      @CristinaAzanza-u1o หลายเดือนก่อน

      Think that is the punisher logo​@@chadpowell1832

    • @Rabbit-k8q
      @Rabbit-k8q หลายเดือนก่อน

      The crowd was definitely a bit special, because their laughs didn't reflect that they caught on when he did the Arnold impression.

  • @Nikitinale
    @Nikitinale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5391

    I like how he started with the idea that people get offended at anything and ended back on that idea, we can laugh at stereotypes equally, not everything has to be racist

    • @sorrymrgoogle2601
      @sorrymrgoogle2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Liberals call everything racist that they disagree with or don't like because they are psychologically projecting their own racism on others.

    • @allanlocke5749
      @allanlocke5749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      There was a definite shift in the atmosphere, after he revealed his dad's ethnicity... And even though people were still laughing it was different.
      To be honest though they weren't that great to begin with 🤙👍

    • @cynical8330
      @cynical8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@sorrymrgoogle2601 The real issue with liberals is that they act like economic inequality is not a thing and that social inequality is the end all be all of progressive thought.

    • @Samthemancharles
      @Samthemancharles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's so amusing to make such broad statements on one's political labeling.
      What do you call a liberal in China?
      A fascist 🤣😆, wait wasn't Mao as effective as Stalin at eliminating folks?

    • @ScarlettOcean92
      @ScarlettOcean92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah except it's pretty rich of a straight white dude to be telling other people what they can and can't be offended by lol

  • @shoshyschneiderman4221
    @shoshyschneiderman4221 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    “It looks yuky to me too”
    This guy is too funny
    😂😂

  • @WolfGuyJunkyard7729
    @WolfGuyJunkyard7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6637

    Mexican makes jokes about Mexicans.
    Some white girl: "I'm offended".

    • @infopocalypse5006
      @infopocalypse5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@b.k.3364 such as??

    • @dylanbiggs3997
      @dylanbiggs3997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@b.k.3364 Ummm.... no that like never happened...

    • @awesomeblaze2640
      @awesomeblaze2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@b.k.3364 If a tyrant got into power by saying "just joking", then those are the stupidest people in the history of the earth.

    • @soniag4516
      @soniag4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      White and Black girls & women get offended at just about everything

    • @user-vd3wu7lv7z
      @user-vd3wu7lv7z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@soniag4516 are you not white?

  • @----.__
    @----.__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23626

    I'm deaf and I thought your blind joke was hilarious. I hadn't heard that one before...

    • @nwgal7937
      @nwgal7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +887

      You are too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry and you cry alone, laugh and you are never lonely. Lemons to lemonade. You get my drift.

    • @russelfernandes8483
      @russelfernandes8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Too funny!

    • @chrisb.7787
      @chrisb.7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      I am offended. Leaf my blind friend out of your def joke.

    • @robertmarkhaas
      @robertmarkhaas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Have you heard any jokes before?

    • @blabbingwithyoyo7472
      @blabbingwithyoyo7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      🥰

  • @satrickptar6265
    @satrickptar6265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7521

    "Anything can be an insult"
    -Literally Twitter

    • @toinette26
      @toinette26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Never has a truer word been spoken....

    • @Stabyy
      @Stabyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      What about any facebook picture, hell even a church picture will be label as a nazi meeting just because.....reasons????

    • @danielhoward8354
      @danielhoward8354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hay thats not nice about twitter, you should take that back, smh some people ugh

    • @danielhoward8354
      @danielhoward8354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Stabyy No thats just a picture of the place all the hypocrites meet up once a week

    • @Stabyy
      @Stabyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danielhoward8354 depends which one, the one I go we do community service and soup kitchen , but I know the people u mean and yeah pretty accurate

  • @LinBeReal
    @LinBeReal ปีที่แล้ว +512

    20:28 I'm Russian and I was sitting there with a done face expression thinking "no, please, not the vodka joke again" and you succeeded at making me laugh😂

    • @HalfBloodEdits
      @HalfBloodEdits 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Do the backpacks ever end? What’s in the last one?😂

    • @user-xc1qy7ed8l
      @user-xc1qy7ed8l 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@HalfBloodEdits a doll with middle finger up

    • @Sylvan.Valley
      @Sylvan.Valley หลายเดือนก่อน

      i was thinking bear cub 😂

    • @alexisr918
      @alexisr918 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Man as he was going through all the ethnicities I was so hoping he'd make a Russian joke
      I was prepared for him to say "bear" or "blowtorch" but he caught me so off-guard, it was awesome XD

  • @jodydille8612
    @jodydille8612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar. my kids and parents can appreciate his sense of humor. He totally made his point in a colorful way. I would pay for his show.

    • @lokobuild3565
      @lokobuild3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah... the romantic pics part

    • @Au16227
      @Au16227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lokobuild3565 whats vulgar about a 401k?

    • @donmiller2908
      @donmiller2908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar"
      He's playing in Utah, in front of a bunch of Mormons. The comics can't be "vulgar"
      If Mormons hear "vulgar" language they'll spontaneously combust. I'm betting you're Mormon.

    • @TheSwissChalet
      @TheSwissChalet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m not Mormon but I don’t want to hear vulgarities.

    • @lokobuild3565
      @lokobuild3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheSwissChalet i understand

  • @katmacalinao9541
    @katmacalinao9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11060

    i love how this guy can call out female tendencies without actually insulting women

    • @tjhammer24
      @tjhammer24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +802

      Because pointing out a general truth that's common isn't insulting. Its true. How comedy used to work before woke

    • @BlackLivesMatter23
      @BlackLivesMatter23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Something youtube comments cannot do well at all.

    • @reno8494
      @reno8494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Not to sound rude or anything, but there's a lot of generalisation going on . Is it an American thing , I mean the female 'traits' that's he's discussing? Because I'm very confused by some things he said , stuff never happens with women I know ( note that I'm bi raced , so when I visit both of my home countries, a lot of things he mentioned might be considered stereotypes nothing more )

    • @linfna09
      @linfna09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Its because hes comfortable with his sexuality and it makes him charming as hell

    • @quaziz
      @quaziz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I didn't even knew that was possible :o

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3924

    “They’re not for tai chi, they’re for chai tea.” Brilliant.

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That phrase did have a nice ring to it.

    • @collinsogombo6308
      @collinsogombo6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chai swahili

    • @АдамРоманов-ц6э
      @АдамРоманов-ц6э 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      you know chai (чай) is russian for tea.

    • @blaisemomin1106
      @blaisemomin1106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@АдамРоманов-ц6э also in hindi (चाय)chai

    • @LNutrition
      @LNutrition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@АдамРоманов-ц6э and Indian, Greek and Czech

  • @sudeshnachakravarty5565
    @sudeshnachakravarty5565 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    Intelligent quick witted clean comedy. You are a rarity.

  • @LucaAnamaria
    @LucaAnamaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4125

    "He's facing the wrong way but he's laughing." 😂😂😂😂 I am blind and I approve. This is funny.

    • @timanderson9805
      @timanderson9805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      How did you type

    • @LucaAnamaria
      @LucaAnamaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      @@timanderson9805 I'm partially blind so I can still see to type, but a completely blind person would use a screen reader in combination with a voice activated keyboard, I think.

    • @timanderson9805
      @timanderson9805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@LucaAnamaria Ah okay that makes sense, lol

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I didn't see that coming.

    • @ShadowDemon_4
      @ShadowDemon_4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Blind man: "I have never seen her a day in my life."
      Ha! Maybe he should be a comedian. Wouldn't even have to worry about stage fright.

  • @LunaBell08
    @LunaBell08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3583

    He forgot to mention the rolling up your sleeves to your elbows bit. Girls go nuts over the forearms 😂

  • @petesequeira784
    @petesequeira784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3968

    A really funny comedian who doesn’t use foul language every few minutes.. now that is real talent.

    • @Flandre-Scarlet
      @Flandre-Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      it takes more talent to not be a snowflake which you clearly dont have

    • @samuellourenco1050
      @samuellourenco1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Flandre-Scarlet Plot twist: he isn't a snowflake. If he was, he would be triggered by the comedian.

    • @Flandre-Scarlet
      @Flandre-Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@samuellourenco1050 alternative plot twist: he didnt understand what the comedian was talking about so he didnt get offended lul

    • @madenee2612
      @madenee2612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There are many. "Dry Bar" is clean funny comedy

    • @UnpluggedxReality
      @UnpluggedxReality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nobody use foul joke in dry bar comedy dude..

  • @alexplain8848
    @alexplain8848 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    man ‏he got some talent. turnjng controversial stuff into a funny convo (while simultaneously conveying your opinion about it) is really impressive.

  • @livenotonevil8279
    @livenotonevil8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6773

    I'll give this guy 1 thumb up and a sideways pinkie.

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I understood that reference

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ok but can someone explain to me why changing from hand to hand was so difficult? ☹

    • @edgarflores5569
      @edgarflores5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You must be ascended to executive vicepresident of FUN right now!

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Loctorak short version? Or legit science?

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edgarflores5569 whom?

  • @josmo1363
    @josmo1363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3933

    "so as a group, we're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist"
    I remember those days
    They were good days

    • @dannyanderson6116
      @dannyanderson6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It all ended in 2014😭 around there idk, i forgot its been so long

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      feels like a lifetime ago when that was the norm :/

    • @Starpower0088
      @Starpower0088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Amen 10/10

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Thank God for Red Areas...
      Places were common sense still exists..

    • @LeSyd1984
      @LeSyd1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@dannyanderson6116 Twitter was launched in 2012.
      ...
      The Mayas were right, lol!

  • @northstar6920
    @northstar6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3275

    "I yearn for true gender equality, I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them and complains about someone 'not being a man' when its convenient" - A true man of culture.

    • @l.rajnath959
      @l.rajnath959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Indeed...the man of culture kazuma

    • @CEOofYukari
      @CEOofYukari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Kazuma Sensei

    • @troy10troytroy
      @troy10troytroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Kazuma-sensei
      One of the pillars of modern true gender equality.
      Hachiman sends his regards as a fellow pillar.

    • @zanyawesome30
      @zanyawesome30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Aye let's go Kazuma quote speaking the truth

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      (Minor correction: talks about)
      But yeah - I feel ya. I cannot stand those people.
      I wish we would stop pushing this “be a man” bs. Be yourself - unapologetically.
      “Real Men” don’t sacrifice their sense of self for the sake of superficial popularity - and “Real Women” are the same.

  • @thinkerponderer561
    @thinkerponderer561 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This guy is a gift to humanity in this stage of the world! Takes super complicated, hot topics, puts them on the table, and proceeds to whip them up into something super digestible for everyone to enjoy and actually go away with something fulfilling!
    Great comedy but with so much more🙏🏾🎉

  • @yaileenmaldonado6366
    @yaileenmaldonado6366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5683

    When I tell you my jaw dropped after he said men should put on work clothes to seduce women... So freaking accurate!

    • @tiaSilvaCtrly
      @tiaSilvaCtrly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      I love uniformed men!!

    • @GingerNinja0424
      @GingerNinja0424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      yup. just gotta *LOVE* them double standards. (sarcasm) LOL

    • @tiaSilvaCtrly
      @tiaSilvaCtrly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@GingerNinja0424 I am terrible with understanding sarcasm and oblivious to your "double standards" reference. So I will repeat myself to get across to any uniformed working man that it is sexy to see them.

    • @scouto.5781
      @scouto.5781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Sharp dressed men. Oh yeah😘

    • @muhammadmunimmisbahulmunir5896
      @muhammadmunimmisbahulmunir5896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Because women care men for their successful career aka money. Men care women for their looks. It's just the truth.

  • @sarahokon9376
    @sarahokon9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "ladies, don't be confused. These muscles will not defend you" 🤣

  • @je_chan
    @je_chan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    "he's facing the wrong way but he's laughing" xD omg

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      😂😂😂😂 I have never seen her a day in my life.

    • @albertedmondsiii6843
      @albertedmondsiii6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When he said the girl wouldn't work out with him and said she couldn't make it to then doing pushups kmsl 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @je_chan
      @je_chan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      true 😆just a few push ups and then ggaahh! I TOLD YOU ?!! 🤣

    • @jonathanlindsey8864
      @jonathanlindsey8864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this the exact moment he said it.😂😂

    • @Thexianhui77
      @Thexianhui77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least comedy is provided

  • @jenniferdas7809
    @jenniferdas7809 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    The most appealing thing he does is get the audience on his side. He does it effortlessly.

  • @viraldetox_
    @viraldetox_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2727

    “Can you turn a compliment into an argument?” This literally happened with my wife last night

    • @sh0wtim3studios
      @sh0wtim3studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@mooseontheloose-2531 how the turntables

    • @HolasoyMai
      @HolasoyMai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sad

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh no 😂

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Then they wonder why we don’t compliment them anymore.

    • @zeevv8689
      @zeevv8689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Make sure she doesn’t see this‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂

  • @steviebrown8386
    @steviebrown8386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    The skinny jeans plummer: "looks yucky to me too!" Prances away....killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mauvecocnut7385
      @mauvecocnut7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      W

    • @Harmthuria
      @Harmthuria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I had to show this to my dad, he's a plumber. He cried he laughed so hard. I thought he was gonna faint 'cause he didn't inhale in at least a minute, I am not kidding lol.

    • @thegregitto
      @thegregitto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @ninifeb14
      @ninifeb14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have to say I loved his jeans…that “real men wear cargo pants” just contributes to that American mentality that men who wear shorter shorts/form fitting stylish clothes are queer and “not masculine”… that’s incorrect. It’s sexy. He’s talking about double standards but at the same time perpetuating them 🤦‍♀️
      funny dude though 😂

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ninifeb14 I don't think wearing skinny jeans makes men look queer but I think it definitely makes them look less "manly". Like Kvon said, I don't think I'd trust a plumber wearing skinny jeans. I cant say I've ever seen a lumberjack or fireman or a oil rig worker wearing skinny jeans. I've certainly seen boyband members, tik tokers, and metrosexuals wear them though.

  • @toethlef8994
    @toethlef8994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    “i have never seen her a day in my life” was actually really funny

    • @zephyrstrife4668
      @zephyrstrife4668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I laughed at it... then a second later, I really got the meaning of the joke, and proceeded to laugh even harder.

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      12:35 *I thought that was the best!!!* 🤣

    • @juanbenjume6354
      @juanbenjume6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good dude indeed God bless him In Jesus Name

    • @ricatoni2
      @ricatoni2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Toe Thief..I take it ..you own a tow truck?

    • @severia24
      @severia24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Actually"?! Micro aggression! >:c

  • @philipemmanuel5680
    @philipemmanuel5680 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Meatballs, spaghetti, handguns.. forget about it, whatever 🤣🤣🤣 Having an Italian girlfriend who has 5 brothers, this one left me in stitches. K-Von you're a global treasure

  • @justafriend4215
    @justafriend4215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    blind man: I've never seen that woman in my entire life
    😂😂😂

  • @itzanopinion
    @itzanopinion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Blind man: "I've never seen that woman a day in my life"... LMAO!

  • @atcera8714
    @atcera8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    Guy: "Your makeup looks so good"
    Woman: "So i look bad without makeup?"
    Guy: "Uhhhhh"
    Indian Parents: "Very much so"

    • @gra-emed3617
      @gra-emed3617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @nikieberhardt4624
      @nikieberhardt4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah same with Persian parents. My dad was like OK I know you just gave birth and you're sleepless and breastfeeding but how hard is it to wear lipstick 💄🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Derna1804
      @Derna1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's like a barn, you've just got to paint it.

    • @zina4491
      @zina4491 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok
      Now I know why my Persian friend got me to wear lipstick daily years ago xD still doing it today. ....

  • @MyApologies278
    @MyApologies278 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    He was a healthy laugh. Im from a tough city so I appreciated raunchy comedy but this guy has me sold on wholesome laughs. As a dad now I've been looking for some good wholesome laughs more and more and this fits the bill. Well done sir

  • @mimirudollfie5439
    @mimirudollfie5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2975

    "I've never seen her a day in my life." 🤣 Only a blind person can roast a joke like that to the offender of their handicap with a sense of humor.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌 give me a chance

    • @mimirudollfie5439
      @mimirudollfie5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StupiderWithAB When? I'll watch it!

    • @edgarflores5569
      @edgarflores5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      My GF lost her sight, and she says "You know I trust you blindly" whenever we gotta make a decision LOL

    • @Sludgedragon
      @Sludgedragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@edithdlp8045 They STILL have real bullies. Only now when the kid goes home from school the bullies follow them into their bedroom.

    • @karanfield4229
      @karanfield4229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Sludgedragon that's true and it's TERRIFYING...

  • @phoenixikki302
    @phoenixikki302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    *“You want to equal rights this is what it looks like”*
    _GOLD_

    • @allisongale9295
      @allisongale9295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wha!

    • @docop8926
      @docop8926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr lmao😂

    • @redrollinghood1222
      @redrollinghood1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Now...finally, every woman gets real pockets in their skirts and jeans. We gonna carry lipbalm for our dates too. ;-)

    • @王-j1l
      @王-j1l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@redrollinghood1222 Society done flipped the tables 0>0

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

  • @khankbar
    @khankbar ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    "They're not for tai chi, they're for chai tea" brilliant wordplay. 🤣

    • @BabaJeez
      @BabaJeez ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it's too bad for the joke that tai chi is actually very yin/feminine. it's a slow, fluid, meditative dance designed to maintain a healthy flow of chi in the body. kind of looks like ballet.

    • @genzboomer-sv3pl
      @genzboomer-sv3pl ปีที่แล้ว +29

      dont overthink the joke@@BabaJeez

    • @BabaJeez
      @BabaJeez ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@genzboomer-sv3pl Not bashing the joke; it still works (kinda). It's just ironic because chai tea and tai chi actually are often found together.

    • @kevinsantos8439
      @kevinsantos8439 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "chai means tea, you're basically saying tea tea"
      -Pavitr Prabhakar

    • @CarlCampbell
      @CarlCampbell ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I miss more of this in American stand-up.

  • @MellonCollie_28
    @MellonCollie_28 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    😂😂 "That's right, R. Kelly--tell it to the judge. Tell it to the judge"

  • @bedrock30_
    @bedrock30_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1583

    Bro I could never be a comedian, all I would do is rant about society’s problems and I seriously doubt I would be able to make it funny. Props to this guy, it’s not easy to make people laugh.

    • @InsideOfMyOwnMind
      @InsideOfMyOwnMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I hear ya. George Carlin was good until he went all political just before he got heckled by God.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      U rock

    • @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST
      @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You could. That's Sebastian Maniscalco's thing. He converted his disdain for society into a hilarious self-therapy that people pay to watch! 😄

    • @aly6596
      @aly6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty much what Bo Burnham does

    • @capt.bellamy
      @capt.bellamy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey ar least you know it that alone makes you better than Lilly Singh or 50 percent of female comedians

  • @chadsquatch5701
    @chadsquatch5701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2438

    He had the crowd roaring a few times... Without profanity... Nicely done sir.

    • @WolfGuyJunkyard7729
      @WolfGuyJunkyard7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I know right? Cursing and immoral jokes don't make a comedy show better. This guy did a good job.

    • @sandrapittman1305
      @sandrapittman1305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Dry Bar Comedy is nothing but profanity-free, clean comedy.

    • @WolfGuyJunkyard7729
      @WolfGuyJunkyard7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sandrapittman1305 I think it's more like 99% clean. Which is enough for me.

    • @EnvisionedBlindness
      @EnvisionedBlindness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I can make a room full of Karen's and sjws laugh by just simply pulling a Seinfeld and going "so how about those straight white guys, am I right?"
      Making an audience laugh is only an accomplishment based on the audience you have

    • @gamefreak22574
      @gamefreak22574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean I wouldn't call itprofanity free at all but hey whatever floats your goat 😂

  • @ateshhastam
    @ateshhastam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1517

    "Comedy is under attack" and "who can be offended first and for someone else."
    Bingo. Comedy helps me on a daily basis. It isn't about picking targets and minorities, its about laughing at ourselves and the ridiculous world we live in.
    I'm glad this dude appeared on my feed, too. Good laughs.

    • @yesitsmecsd
      @yesitsmecsd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I truly believe the only way to be accepted in this world is if it's free to make fun of you. If you say something is off limits and any joke whatsoever is racist/ bigoted towards any one group, you will forever keep them in this precious box of fragility, and that box of fragility is set aside on its own shelf, never to mingle with the other boxes on the "normal" shelf.
      Comedy is how we laugh at the absurdity of the world around us, we are all meat bags flying on a rock towards our imminent death. Everything that fills that gap between birth and death is absurdity! Highlighting and pointing it out, allows us to take in and accept our differences, our shortcomings, or habits and our stereotypes. If you want to be excluded from social norm forever, make it off limits to make fun of you!

    • @pamelafreeman2182
      @pamelafreeman2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I totally agree.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yesss

    • @TheBuri00
      @TheBuri00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ya, he randomly popped up in mine. Glad he did. Just got home from work and needed a laugh.

    • @Laura-Yu
      @Laura-Yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whenever someone claims to be offended for “Asians” and “women” as of they’re the spokesperson for those two demographics... you don’t represent me🤨

  • @shifrabaila4074
    @shifrabaila4074 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I have seen this video any number of times and I still laugh-out-loud in the privacy of my home. That's true comedy. No need for curing, finger waving, etc. True comedy! I asked "What was your favorite part", I would say: 20 minutes, not long enough".

  • @annaanhvu2874
    @annaanhvu2874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    I love it when comedians can just make jokes out of the simplest of things like pants

    • @mac_tire_aonair
      @mac_tire_aonair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Totally!!! If you like this, check out England's Michael McIntyre.

    • @sondraW
      @sondraW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mac_tire_aonair I love Michael M. & just outta curiosity I looked to c # of subscribers ea of these guys have on TH-cam. Michael’s almost double in #’s. They r both on my list & r absolutely doing what they were put in this World to do, making ppl laugh, at ourselves. ☮️

    • @greengarnet7534
      @greengarnet7534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Your friendly neighborhood mess go back to twitter...people with gender flags are mentally incapable of having fun at jokes...

    • @haydnpierce7409
      @haydnpierce7409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like this comment was written by Jerry from Rick & Morty.

    • @nkzamrud1965
      @nkzamrud1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kenny Sebastian too 😂

  • @josephmccarthy7905
    @josephmccarthy7905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    You have got to be kidding me. This act was a home run. I laughed at every single joke. That's rare.

  • @Brad.T
    @Brad.T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4761

    My girlfriend is Korean and one day we were walking down the street and she randomly tripped and fell over, and 2 chopsticks fell out of her backpack, I laughed so hard. It reminded me of a game where you lose a heart or ring (sonic) when you get hurt.

    • @sophisticatedserpent1512
      @sophisticatedserpent1512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Dude, bad move, never laugh when your girl gets hurt, even if she seems fine with it and even laughs along with you she'll remember.

    • @TheNoobyFraps
      @TheNoobyFraps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      @@sophisticatedserpent1512 Calm down there white knight. She tripped while walking. The worst that could have happened is maybe she got a small scratch.

    • @sophisticatedserpent1512
      @sophisticatedserpent1512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@TheNoobyFraps I'm not saying something serious happened, but from experience if you laugh when your girl trips or stubs their toe she will remember and then bring it up later

    • @kaiaros
      @kaiaros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @@sophisticatedserpent1512 that'd definitely depend on what type of girl yours is tbh. a lot of girls, as long as they're not hurt, would prefer if their partner laughs when they trip, given she's laughing too. otherwise, it's just outright embarrassing to fall and nobody's laughing.

    • @david-468
      @david-468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@sophisticatedserpent1512 usually Asian women aren’t as easily offended as American women

  • @sschithra
    @sschithra 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    What a clean comedy! This is how standups should be! Now I am going to watch everything this guy has ever done on stage. Thank you for the laugh.

  • @pavelradev1990
    @pavelradev1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    I love this guy. He seems like he genuinely cares about his craft and the people, he has audience interaction, the whole thing. That is hard to pull off. I would pay money to be there and watch this.

    • @necoragha65
      @necoragha65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought so too, until I discovered
      he's a Trump supporter.

    • @mamamoon65
      @mamamoon65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@necoragha65 Good for him! Sad for you!

    • @dmb198302
      @dmb198302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He has his own channel. I watch it all of the time. His channel does a lot of pointing out how sad our current 'administration' is so it's not for people who think Biden is actually competent.

    • @disruptor6550
      @disruptor6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah agreed. This is the first video I see of him, and I really enjoyed it. Will check out more of his stuff when I have some time, he's definitely talented.

    • @thalesgprime
      @thalesgprime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@necoragha65 you can hate Trump and not hate Trump supporters! 😱 Shocking, isn't it?

  • @taraebonyrosser
    @taraebonyrosser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    Don't need bullies who do wedgies, that's what the skinny jeans are for

  • @killthemwkindness9064
    @killthemwkindness9064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3200

    Hilarious😅😂😅 "Ladies DON'T be confused: These muscles will NOT defend you. These are for looks. They are designer muscles. Yeah!!! These are for STARBUCKS. They are not for Tai- Chi; they are for Chai-tea."😅😂😅

  • @karlohunjak1331
    @karlohunjak1331 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "meatballs, spaghetti, handgun, forgetboutit, whatever" killed it😂😂😂

  • @yoncegg9584
    @yoncegg9584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    My favorite blind joke was when I was on a roller coaster and it launches you and it's over in like 5 seconds. We are getting off the ride, he is handed his cane and his family is walking with him. His friend goes "What did you think of the ride?" and he goes. "I did not see that coming." When I tell you me and my aunt almost passed out from laughing so hard it was so good.

    • @nichy7734
      @nichy7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *blind date

    • @NB-nh2sf
      @NB-nh2sf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmbooooooooo

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had a blind teacher who would compliment students on their looks

  • @overhaul976
    @overhaul976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    "You are just an extension of her purse."
    It went over people's head

    • @daliajojo
      @daliajojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I loved the part where he moved houses using those pants , that was hilarious 😂

    • @michaelhastings8940
      @michaelhastings8940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cargo pants are awesome!

    • @jskamshll8202
      @jskamshll8202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes I died!!! Well I cried ...lol. But my son was wearing cargo shorts and I'm like put it in your pocket!! Haha im like it velcros it wont come out

    • @kathrynejones2590
      @kathrynejones2590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jskamshll8202 VELCRO KEEPS EVERYTHING SAFE...:)

    • @RandomPerson-gf6gd
      @RandomPerson-gf6gd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kathrynejones2590 where do you think flex tape came from?

  • @mdarbygr
    @mdarbygr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2576

    Love a comedian who's not afraid to tell jokes

    • @natashagoldstein878
      @natashagoldstein878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Tragic that this statement makes perfect sense.

    • @dreamingofnorthernlights
      @dreamingofnorthernlights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's the measure of courage.

    • @cbgbstew4072
      @cbgbstew4072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well put!

    • @romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898
      @romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's what's so good about Dry Bar. I don't think I've ever watched an unfunny comedian on here.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I don't think it's a matter of comedians being afraid to tell certain jokes, just that they have higher standards. Comedians know sexist and racist jokes are the easist to craft and thus, are the go-to material for inexperienced comedians. As the comedian progresses his jokes become more nuanced. When jokes about sex and race are their only set for years, it becomes apparent the comedian can't move beyond that threshold of amateur-level sets and he's labeled a "hack." Moving behind sexist and racist jokes, believe it or not, is an indicator of professionalism and talent.

  • @JustKwakusviews-vy9rq
    @JustKwakusviews-vy9rq ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This guy could save the world with his jokes

  • @awojobitimmy7630
    @awojobitimmy7630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    He said "that's right R Kelly tell it to the judge" that killed me😂😂😂😂

  • @jackiemikolaski4833
    @jackiemikolaski4833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2296

    It’s refreshing to be entertained by a comedian who makes people laugh during the whole show without swearing. I appreciate the fun made about people from all over the world, it’s not insensitive it’s laughing at life which is a great way to be happy. What a great comedian. Keep on the good work , you are spot on every time.

    • @brasengrizelda5647
      @brasengrizelda5647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @see ya I love the Scottish culture btw not to be rude but how is this reply related to the comment😅

    • @brasengrizelda5647
      @brasengrizelda5647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @see ya😂😂

    • @VoiceOfAllThings
      @VoiceOfAllThings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm Arab I had a bomb zat waz bassed down to the me but I would be caught ded in zat outfit
      Ps: I don't really text like "zat" lmao have a good one folks 🖤

    • @alejandrafuentes1316
      @alejandrafuentes1316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's nothing wrong with swearing

    • @mumstheword8851
      @mumstheword8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree. Lots of others too. 😃👍

  • @galinaursachii7030
    @galinaursachii7030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3709

    As a Russian person, I found the last part so hilarious. Russians are always safe to make fun of, we love any reason to laugh, but especially if it's at ourselves, lol. It's nice to be in the spotlight, especially when you know it's not meant to be offensive, that's why the blind guy liked being included in the joke. Some jokes clearly come from a good place and aren't meant to be mean.

    • @nicoleowens2318
      @nicoleowens2318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I completely agree with your comment, he did a great job. I have to ask, as a Russian, do you think his impression was good? I'm American but it sounded on point lol.

    • @galinaursachii7030
      @galinaursachii7030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@nicoleowens2318 I don't think you can go wrong with a Russian impression. Russia is huge and has all kinds of people and accents and cultural differences within itself. I pretty much think of Russia as of a big lively diy circus (diy because everything is old and is held up by patches, lol).

    • @galinaursachii7030
      @galinaursachii7030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@teresawilson3893 It's actually not my country. I'm from Moldova. Well, now I'm a US citizen, but we have a big Slavic community here in America: with Russians, Ukrainians, Belarusians, etc. To us the war seems crazy and we're all trying to be supportive and find ways to help because everyone has someone they care about in Ukraine and in Russia who are struggling now. It honestly sucks for people on both sides, because even the Russian soldiers don't have much choice in the matter, the army is obligatory and they're forced to fight in Ukraine where some of them might have friends or even family. It's really unfortunate for everyone because people that get hurt are really just normal people who want nothing to do with this war.

    • @kanieswanson9677
      @kanieswanson9677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@galinaursachii7030 ❤❤❤

    • @jaysonlima7196
      @jaysonlima7196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@teresawilson3893 Don't confuse a government with it's people, aboard the vessel I serve on, we have 2 , Russians and a Ukrainian. Its not weird aboard everyone gets along, they are all great guys. I just can't keep up with them when the drinks come out.

  • @SoulCrusherEx
    @SoulCrusherEx ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Love this guy. He is a global gem. Keep him safe

  • @Lozzie74
    @Lozzie74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    “Smaller Russian guy with smaller Russian backpack” 😆😂🤣

    • @graciliraptor3990
      @graciliraptor3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      BABY RUSSIAN WITH BABY BACKPACK THAT WAS ADORABLE

    • @nikitaR899
      @nikitaR899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Okay but way to describe all of me in a comment of his quote.

    • @rebeccacunningham9241
      @rebeccacunningham9241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loved that

    • @marykfcjane
      @marykfcjane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Great comment to pin, doesn’t give away too much and helped me remember that I’ve seen this one before 👍

    • @cynthiamartinez8994
      @cynthiamartinez8994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn’t realize I thought violence was funny to me until middle school. Yeah I used to watch looney tunes and Tom and Jerry etc. One day the weather was sold cold water on a sidewalk turned the whole thing to ice at my school. A kid for some reason thought it was a good idea to run to class on that side walk. It was almost like a cartoon, he slipped and flew backwards and landed on his back like that one scene in home alone 2 and I laughed to hard I shocked my friends. Some people took it into offense but who could blame me, I didn’t care who that kid was, it would’ve been funny either way.

  • @antares812
    @antares812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    I'm Russian and I've laughed a fair bit. It's been a nice joke about Russians, for a change. That guy's really hilarious. Thanks!

    • @dianazriacheva8476
      @dianazriacheva8476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Да, это было прикольно

    • @0Zolrender0
      @0Zolrender0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed in Russian while seeing the tear of the opressors as we fired our guns from the T34's.......... oopps. You really had a laught there good their Sir. o7 to you

    • @codder32
      @codder32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can read the accent!

    • @Bodacious-doom
      @Bodacious-doom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s it like in Russia?

    • @antares812
      @antares812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@codder32 wow, I've always dreamed to have synesthesia

  • @thatonedog819
    @thatonedog819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2038

    We wanted pockets in our equal rights, not you guys to lose your own pockets 😂

    • @stustormchaser7369
      @stustormchaser7369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You already had a pocket book.. Or purse

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@stustormchaser7369 yeah, but you have to carry those and they can easily be stolen

    • @sleverlight
      @sleverlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I just buy mens pants sometimes cuz I like them better

    • @TheKittyfizzle
      @TheKittyfizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      True!! I just got athletic pants with pockets and immediately sent my bff four pictures of random things in my pockets because I was so excited.

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@TheKittyfizzle the cargo pant trend is coming back and I'm so ready. I don't think they look great, but the pockets...

  • @alexanderchinea8483
    @alexanderchinea8483 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Love this guy, he is what comedy used to be.

  • @MichelleRRasmussen
    @MichelleRRasmussen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    I was already creeped out when the woman asked the nephew to be set aside for her. 🤣

    • @Darion350
      @Darion350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Yeah, that was a bit creepy, but not as bad as when a guy says it. Double standards.

    • @briaharris183
      @briaharris183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes 😂

    • @porschawilliams9217
      @porschawilliams9217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      right? i was like 😳 run lol. i get his point but i would feel gross hearing it from anyone lmao

    • @NelsonStJames
      @NelsonStJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He was really on point with that one though. As the saying goes, sometimes comedy is the perfect medium to make a valid point, or observation. It should have been creepy, but a lot of people have done it, and our society overall gives it a pass.

    • @beardiemom
      @beardiemom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As you should be, sexual predators exist in both genders.

  • @blessed_berries
    @blessed_berries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    "They're not for taichi, they're for chai tea."

    • @bradvincent2586
      @bradvincent2586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Genius

    • @azjorgie1019
      @azjorgie1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't even say it out loud. It's a tongue twister

    • @mscdilly51
      @mscdilly51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was a good one!!

  • @Belvarion
    @Belvarion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

    The crowd pauses are the men making sure the women are laughing first before they do 🤣
    Edit: wow I think this might be my first comment to 1k at least that I’ve seen.
    Edit2: almost 2k!!!

    • @imagirl688
      @imagirl688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Dam society today😂😔

    • @sorrymrgoogle2601
      @sorrymrgoogle2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      At least the men that are owned by women do

    • @alfredmartinez6166
      @alfredmartinez6166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you are heading north on La Cienega headed to LAX, turn left on Imperial Hwy or Century Blvd. If you wait until you get to Manchester you went to far and will need to make another left at Sepulveda.

    • @grandpied
      @grandpied 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@alfredmartinez6166 And if you get lost come back and look at my forehead.

    • @SweeetSpice
      @SweeetSpice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sorrymrgoogle2601 relax big boy

  • @sandraoettle1476
    @sandraoettle1476 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Cargo pants. "You were an extension of her purse." I'm dying! So. True!!!🤣

  • @vilokparkhi9420
    @vilokparkhi9420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

    "Anything can be an insult."
    Gen Z : "And I took that personally."

    • @collection6062
      @collection6062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      milenials actually.

    • @kennethfung3618
      @kennethfung3618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@collection6062no he’s got a point

    • @collection6062
      @collection6062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kennethfung3618 no i have 2 two points.

    • @kennethfung3618
      @kennethfung3618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@collection6062 no.

    • @collection6062
      @collection6062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kennethfung3618 big yes

  • @cincinnatidrones8979
    @cincinnatidrones8979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4929

    "We're laughing, we're having fun...we're not racists." This needs to resound within society.

    • @JtheMeerkat
      @JtheMeerkat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      If only society was run by this dude!

    • @Adiamantium930
      @Adiamantium930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes, yes and yes :)

    • @NelehLove9313
      @NelehLove9313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lol I've been saying this for years and I'm glad it's finally being used. Everyone gets so offended. Just laugh, it's funny. We are all stupid and smart. We are HUMAN!

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's all about the misuse of a Concept or Context, whatever you say or use.
      Put your Words in the Mouth of a German WW2-Soldier.
      See?
      You are laughing, yet you are not invading Poland.

    • @belladonnatook8851
      @belladonnatook8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha! We're laughing, we're having fun...we're not racists...yeah, you are!! 😂

  • @googleuser2226
    @googleuser2226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "He's laughing. "He's facing the wrong way, but he's laughing" LOLOLOLOLOL
    "Do you know this woman?"
    "I've never seen her a day in my life."
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @WolfGuyJunkyard7729
      @WolfGuyJunkyard7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ultimate BURN to people who try to take charge of other people's lives especially when they are in the right and having good fun.

    • @hollywoodghostbusters9869
      @hollywoodghostbusters9869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was classic!

    • @killuazoldyck7442
      @killuazoldyck7442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blind guy with an amazing sense of humor XD

    • @marcg210
      @marcg210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I drove for uber and had 2 blind guys that asked if I would help them inside a convenience store, I said I can try.
      They asked me to lead them through the store and we got close to a row of shelves I said "look out". 😳

  • @vickianderson3321
    @vickianderson3321 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    You are spot on! Sometimes our men have no chance in saying the right thing.We've been married 46.5 yrs...but some days there is no win! But we now😂at ourselves together,as between us we are a functioning ONE❣️& He is the better part❣️

  • @1kuzuki
    @1kuzuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1749

    “I had so many pockets, I didn’t even know what to do with the pockets”
    Women’s fashion: What are these pOcKetS you speak of?

    • @pikathemimikyu6655
      @pikathemimikyu6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I wish girls clothes had pockets 😖 I have to wear my winter coat in the middle of summer to have somewhere to put my phone 😂

    • @1kuzuki
      @1kuzuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pikathemimikyu6655 lol relatable

    • @Daze-qi1hl
      @Daze-qi1hl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Oh!oh!oh! AND THOSE FAKE POCKETS MAKE ME SO MAD! LIKE ARE THEY MOCKING US OR WHAT!? WHY PUT FAKE POCKETS WHEN YOU COULD PUT REAL ONES!?😭😭😭

    • @pikathemimikyu6655
      @pikathemimikyu6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Daze-qi1hl lol ikr!! Who eve invented fake pockets, what is its purpose?

    • @hannahmaria4611
      @hannahmaria4611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My brother said its because we have purses. Unless your my step dad who calls his wallet his purse.

  • @justanotherstranger6900
    @justanotherstranger6900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    As a woman I found this hilarious, some people take things to heart when there’s no need. If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re leading a sad life

    • @sorrymrgoogle2601
      @sorrymrgoogle2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also if you perceive it as criticism and it is indeed accurate, now you know some potential places to improve on the future when working on yourself.
      One's reaction to the aforementioned statement says everything about their character.

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Unfortunately, today in 2021, for every one of you there are two Karens in this country. Their job is to constantly look for things to get offended about.

    • @nightmarenull8829
      @nightmarenull8829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@morpheus6749 spoken like a man who took the right pill.

    • @dendemano
      @dendemano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a man I didn’t even crack a smile. He was simply commenting on the observations of the mundane. Flitting between the wafer thin boundaries of the metrosexual/camp persona. He didn’t really say anything outright funny, but heavily relied upon a routine consisting of comedic voices and mannerisms. If you analyse the content, juxtaposed alongside delivery you can see the appeal to women. His target audience. If he were to perform in an all male environment he would have been abysmal.
      I’m not being critical, as he made his target responsive, ultimately, he made them laugh. There was nothing risqué, which is why he lacks appeal to straight men. Oh, the blind gag was as close as it got.
      I like blind dates. You can stare at their tits.

    • @danishmikun1791
      @danishmikun1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dendemano what

  • @alinafed19
    @alinafed19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    I am Russian and the last joke was HILARIOUS. Did not expect that Matryoshka 🪆 reference 😂

    • @rtv5847
      @rtv5847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prove it

    • @donelmukiza2357
      @donelmukiza2357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah prove it

    • @findrochelle
      @findrochelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      She spelt everything correctly, I think that’s enough proof 😂

    • @lillianosulivan5785
      @lillianosulivan5785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There is an emoji for that!? 😂

    • @alinafed19
      @alinafed19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@findrochelle THANK YOU. Lol

  • @coltonk.3086
    @coltonk.3086 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Can relate!! One night my sister made dinner, and she was dissapointed with it. (She can be a perfectionist on how she cooks.) And when I said it was just fine and that I liked it, she looked at me and said "You like EVERYTHING, Colton.". My response to that statement was "That's not true. I don't like running, and I don't like men.".

  • @rkttb
    @rkttb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2592

    These muscles are not for tai-chi, they're for chai-tea. 😀
    Whoa! I've never had so many likes for a comment. (Nor for pics on fb/insta or tweets) hehe!!

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      IKR.
      Calling chai, Chai tea is like calling someone by their name 2 times in a row.
      Iyshwarya Iyshwarya.

    • @yoshikagespeedwagon8025
      @yoshikagespeedwagon8025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@bullseye6969 it was a joke and everyone knows that. Don't try to act smart.

    • @SnowbordrWRX
      @SnowbordrWRX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And even Tai Chi you can't defend yourself... it's too slow. Imagine telling an attacker... whoa whoa stop attacking so fast!

    • @rude1802
      @rude1802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bullseye6969 actually no.. From our perspective Chai = tea.. For foreigners.. "Chai" is a concept of a foreign (Indian) fragrant beverage with lots of spice..and "tea" because it's the base liquid.
      Kinda like our nomenclature of masala chai.

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rude1802 chai is plain milk tea.
      What you described is called masala chai.
      You litrally don't have to add "tea" anywhere.
      When I said chai tea that's what I meant, adding tea is just no brainer.

  • @cdfdesantis699
    @cdfdesantis699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    This guy is proof you can say ANYTHING to ANYBODY if you say it the right way. He's hilarious!

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can’t. He is in utah so.. go figure they think this bigot is funny

    • @cdfdesantis699
      @cdfdesantis699 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@bradcallahan3546 Hell, he IS funny.

    • @appleman9864
      @appleman9864 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cdfdesantis699 Some people just like to hate others. Or... hear me out, they're the person that got offended for the blind guy and now has a personal grudge because they've become apart of the bit.

    • @cdfdesantis699
      @cdfdesantis699 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@appleman9864 You're right, friend. Some people HAVE to hate others, so they can feel superior. Makes 'em feel like they're WORTH something, you know? And Lord, EVERYBODY gets all puffed up & "offended" nowadays. Ain't NOBODY got a sense of humor anymore. Thanks for your reply.

    • @appleman9864
      @appleman9864 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cdfdesantis699 No worries and Comedy is supposed to be a sacred art that can't be touched for being too edgy.

  • @AlexAugustinex
    @AlexAugustinex 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    The girlfriend at the gym turning into Arnold was just hilarious. 😂

  • @keystonedaytrip238
    @keystonedaytrip238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5065

    A great comedian doesn’t need foul language to be funny 🙂

    • @negativezer0741
      @negativezer0741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I know some good ones that do use could language but rarely and only when it fits with the joke

    • @WolfGuyJunkyard7729
      @WolfGuyJunkyard7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      So true. Cursing doesn't equal funny. And if a joke is funny, cursing doesn't make it funnier.

    • @jame9200
      @jame9200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@WolfGuyJunkyard7729 it can

    • @cassiebrooke2490
      @cassiebrooke2490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So true :)

    • @Harmthuria
      @Harmthuria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's right. Jeff Foxworthy sold more albums than Richard Pryor.

  • @luckalucka944
    @luckalucka944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Plot twist: we don’t want men to have less pockets, we want us to have more pockets LOL

    • @austinhicks2586
      @austinhicks2586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That would be to much power men would become obsolete lol

    • @luckalucka944
      @luckalucka944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@austinhicks2586 but I want my pockets! I hate having pockets where I can’t fit anything, not even a lighter because it’s so uncomfortable

    • @onlyloversleft555
      @onlyloversleft555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most of the time the reason why they make men's pants pockets bigger is so they can "adjust" things.

    • @Nobun4g4
      @Nobun4g4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The thing is it’s gonna be like with the rest of equal movement nowadays. At the end of the day it’s not women who will get more it’s men who will get less to be on the same level. And i’m all for equality but sadly most the talks i see are about attacking men rather than empowering women and that’s a shame.

    • @onlyloversleft555
      @onlyloversleft555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Nobun4g4 That is so true. I have seen people say that men are useless. I am not a man but it is very painful to see. The women who say these mean things claim to be feminists. But I thought feminism was about equality not degrading?

  • @keimahane
    @keimahane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    K-Von is a great comedian who reminds me that we should all be laughing at ourselves as well as others. Life is fun or at least it should be.

    • @TheyCallMeMinty
      @TheyCallMeMinty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "As well as others"

    • @bridgetdunham7336
      @bridgetdunham7336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      K-Von keeps it real and funny 😂

    • @existentialhangover1124
      @existentialhangover1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Life is painful but we should laugh anyway.

    • @chrisglaze658
      @chrisglaze658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Once upon a time in a not so distant past people weren't so serious and cynical all the time, and comedy was allowed to be expressive, humorous, and fun. We should DEFINITELY be laughing at ourselves, a lot! :D

    • @joshuataylor3550
      @joshuataylor3550 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a conspiracy theorist.

  • @csrboltfan2643
    @csrboltfan2643 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I laugh so hard every time I watch this guy, that I nearly pass out !!! Dude is truly funny and knows what TRUE comedy is.
    Comedy is being able to laugh at ourselves regardless of the situation.

  • @n.d.risley8674
    @n.d.risley8674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    I’ve never come across anyone who took stereotypes and turned them into literally two minutes of hardcore non-stop laughs! This act had me on the floor! Thank you!!😂😂😂😂

    • @misterhappy5462
      @misterhappy5462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well...there not "stereotypes" per se. it's just politically incorrect to point out women's flaws (& toxic femininity that is way more pervasive). that's how much modern feminism has corrupted this society. but yes (male) comedians are the best when it comes to destroying societal hypocrisies. =)

    • @moreflexmoresex3011
      @moreflexmoresex3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Those are not "stereotypes". Those are facts.

    • @n.d.risley8674
      @n.d.risley8674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@misterhappy5462 I stand corrected. 🙏🏾

    • @Maddie-wb7tq
      @Maddie-wb7tq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moreflexmoresex3011 they are fact neither

    • @pbcityis-witty6268
      @pbcityis-witty6268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is more than two minutes!