Women Can Make Anything An Insult. K-von - Full Special

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  • Women can make anything an insult, especially a compliment. In the full Dry Bar Comedy special from K-Von, K-von breaks down just how many skills women have that men don't have, and how they can get away with things men could never dream of. Whether you're a fan of aging gracefully, skinny jeans or big muscles this full Dry Bar Comedy special form K-von is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @3DCGdesign
    @3DCGdesign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31612

    I kissed my wife and told her “you are so beautiful to me” - she pulled back “why just to you?” LOL this guy knows my pain.

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2242

      I'm a woman and I agree lol, turning compliments into insults is my favorite sport. it's so cute how men are traumatized and have ptsd from that lol

    • @thegamerscave3447
      @thegamerscave3447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@flickanrimsky this comment is wow you are I know your a baby mom and single ran through claiming you are the prize have a seat smh 🤦🏿‍♂️ weirdo

    • @phataton8206
      @phataton8206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      They’re seeing if you will check them or not. Each time you don’t they lose respect for you.

    • @christophercarmonachriz
      @christophercarmonachriz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Manon627
      @Manon627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +705

      But why DID you add the "to me" though? Sus

  • @liz090833
    @liz090833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10595

    "I am so fat"
    "Naw, babe. You're beautiful."
    "I said I was fat, not ugly"
    🤣😂🤣😆

    • @myrnar8329
      @myrnar8329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Very logical

    • @MicaelaContreras
      @MicaelaContreras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      That’s a good one I’m gonna use that

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      😂

    • @Notevendani
      @Notevendani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I say that all the time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hollaratsara
      @hollaratsara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 yes!!

  • @user-mm5xz8ib8c
    @user-mm5xz8ib8c 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +920

    As a russian I laughed so hard from the last joke, I exploded and a smaller me flew out

    • @darknlovli
      @darknlovli 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      🤕😲

    • @ifearher
      @ifearher 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      💀💀

    • @carolynboxmeyer7622
      @carolynboxmeyer7622 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      As a nesting doll, haha!

    • @danielmotella
      @danielmotella 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Stoooooop! Hahahaahah

    • @watashi_wa_okimasen
      @watashi_wa_okimasen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤣🤣

  • @akbarkhonvariskhanov6618
    @akbarkhonvariskhanov6618 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1177

    "They're not for tai chi, they're for chai tea" brilliant wordplay. 🤣

    • @Real_Lion_of_Judah
      @Real_Lion_of_Judah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      it's too bad for the joke that tai chi is actually very yin/feminine. it's a slow, fluid, meditative dance designed to maintain a healthy flow of chi in the body. kind of looks like ballet.

    • @genzboomer-sv3pl
      @genzboomer-sv3pl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      dont overthink the joke@@Real_Lion_of_Judah

    • @Real_Lion_of_Judah
      @Real_Lion_of_Judah 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@genzboomer-sv3pl Not bashing the joke; it still works (kinda). It's just ironic because chai tea and tai chi actually are often found together.

    • @kevinsantos8439
      @kevinsantos8439 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      "chai means tea, you're basically saying tea tea"
      -Pavitr Prabhakar

    • @CarlCampbell
      @CarlCampbell 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I miss more of this in American stand-up.

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7185

    The fact that he said a sexy pic is fully clothed ready to work, I'm sorry but I felt that. Well-dressed men is a gorgeous sight.

    • @MrPhantomLord11
      @MrPhantomLord11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Yeah, ZZ top figured it out long time ago :D

    • @milliesecond102
      @milliesecond102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      And GOOD cologne - RAURRRR!😍

    • @yingnyang2889
      @yingnyang2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MrPhantomLord11 yah was thinking same till I saw your post!

    • @haroldfrets5468
      @haroldfrets5468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@yingnyang2889 you were thinking the same, UNTIL you saw the post?
      What? Did you just stop thinking about it?🤔

    • @yingnyang2889
      @yingnyang2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@haroldfrets5468 lol. 😂 No I was actually typing in the same song, then I saw your post as I typed and it. It was like attending the redundant school of redundancy.
      Edit: his post, not yours. Sheesh 🙄 I actually got out the right side of the bed today.

  • @blakewinder
    @blakewinder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4789

    I looked at my wife when he said “Can you turn a compliment into an argument” and she told me to STFU! Lol

    • @furyroad028
      @furyroad028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      🤣🤣🤣tats cute

    • @thegregitto
      @thegregitto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      🤣

    • @DaDitka
      @DaDitka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      She only did THAT to you? I did the same with my wife, and the divorce proceedings are beginning next week!!!

    • @armyforlife21
      @armyforlife21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🤣😂

    • @armyforlife21
      @armyforlife21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@DaDitka 😂

  • @LinBeReal
    @LinBeReal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    20:28 I'm Russian and I was sitting there with a done face expression thinking "no, please, not the vodka joke again" and you succeeded at making me laugh😂

    • @HalfBloodEdits
      @HalfBloodEdits 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Do the backpacks ever end? What’s in the last one?😂

  • @thudson99
    @thudson99 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    It’s so refreshing to hear REAL comedy where it’s not cuss words used every other sentence like it’s a hobby! And content actually has me laughing!

    • @singhfamily4462
      @singhfamily4462 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      My thoughts exactly! I dont Like this cussing culture…

    • @darknlovli
      @darknlovli 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Exactly

    • @gintoki_sakata__
      @gintoki_sakata__ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      REAL comedy can have cussing and still be funny

    • @MichelleT-so4we
      @MichelleT-so4we 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Because it's like people that use certain words have their own special secret club and they do not want the regular public to get too comfortable; l use to hate it when l went to the Baptist church and the preacher would shout at the "sinners burning in hell"
      .
      lt scared me when l was 8.

    • @alejandrolikewhoa
      @alejandrolikewhoa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wow I didn’t even notice that he barely used a single swear word in the set until I read your comment. He was great and that actually makes it more impressive!

  • @AbdulHaseeb-ze7pu
    @AbdulHaseeb-ze7pu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3789

    "That's right, R. Kelly, tell it to the judge."
    screaming

    • @Ava001
      @Ava001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @callmekreme8246
      @callmekreme8246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm not sure if that's Ryan Kelly... Or someone else and I'm having confusion.

    • @deeehi3
      @deeehi3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@callmekreme8246 the singer r Kelly, who sing I believe I can fly

    • @michaelmataranyika8434
      @michaelmataranyika8434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      boy I was convulsing in my bed lol

    • @callmekreme8246
      @callmekreme8246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@deeehi3 Thank God- I'm not going crazy with the reference-

  • @tashawaters89
    @tashawaters89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4386

    “Baby, you’re the most important thing in the world to me.“ “I’m not a thing!”

    • @darthvader1597
      @darthvader1597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      One could just say that someone else is the most important to them and leave out "thing".

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@darthvader1597 We all are things, though.

    • @darthvader1597
      @darthvader1597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@mugwump7049 That's like pointing out that we're animals. Something being true doesn't suddenly make it not derogatory when used sometimes even when the person is trying to be romantic.

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@darthvader1597 And something taken the wrong way doesn't make it derogatory.

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@darthvader1597 Say you're a woman without saying you're a woman, that sums up your comments

  • @thinkerponderer561
    @thinkerponderer561 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    This guy is a gift to humanity in this stage of the world! Takes super complicated, hot topics, puts them on the table, and proceeds to whip them up into something super digestible for everyone to enjoy and actually go away with something fulfilling!
    Great comedy but with so much more🙏🏾🎉

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      u rock!

    • @Alpinewild444
      @Alpinewild444 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Awesome comment! 🙏🏻🩷

    • @beatamichalska6220
      @beatamichalska6220 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Total agree

  • @shoshyschneiderman4221
    @shoshyschneiderman4221 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    “It looks yuky to me too”
    This guy is too funny
    😂😂

  • @ziziorens348
    @ziziorens348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8272

    I love how his jokes are just (for the most part) one continuous story, leading into each other. Seeing as most comedians just randomly jump from one topic to another makes me really appreciate when others weave their jokes together in a nice tapestry of humor.

    • @soniag4516
      @soniag4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Yes that's what kept me watching and rolling in laughter-- so refreshingl

    • @JJ2official
      @JJ2official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      that was underrated asf 😂😂

    • @zethrenbeltran4071
      @zethrenbeltran4071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Not really that related, but dave chappel did something similar, but instead of an ongoing story, he loves to make a joke then goes back to it later on in the set. It was awesome, and really shows how these comedians really got a hold of their craft.

    • @Barukh
      @Barukh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see what you did there

    • @Ultimita01
      @Ultimita01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Many famous comedians do this as we are a narrative species. It's quite smart to do but can be very hard. Especially for a segment this long.
      Well done!

  • @deesalmon9632
    @deesalmon9632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4816

    When he said "I challenge any man in the room" I completely lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewgraham6528
    @matthewgraham6528 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    As someone who wore skinny jeans through my 20's and now a plumber in my 30's who wears cargo pants... the man is not wrong lol

  • @Singul4r
    @Singul4r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    The nephew niece one genuinely left me in tears 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @blindfaith1239
    @blindfaith1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4731

    As a very blind man, I totally appreciate his inclusion and joking with the blind guy. No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people. I wish more sighted people understood that

    • @Thank-u-so-much-for-everything
      @Thank-u-so-much-for-everything 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people.😱

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I'd watch a blind man doing stand up, it's probably the only way I'd find out what is funny about being blind. I'm sure you have found yourself in absurd situations that a sighted person wouldn't experience maybe you could give it a go.

    • @SoniaJbrt
      @SoniaJbrt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Blind Faith I'm not blind, but I'm with you, this guy is funny! 😂

    • @aditi25singh
      @aditi25singh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You're great!
      But I'm just curious how did u type this? I mean am asian we don't have device to type things down by ourselves..
      (My aunt is blind too I'm just curious. I don't mean to offend anyone)

    • @blindfaith1239
      @blindfaith1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@aditi25singh iPhone has a setting called VoiceOver that reads the screen and allows you to interact with it using touch gestures. I believe that Android has a similar but inferior setting called Overlay or something. I strongly suggest VoiceOver for iPhone for any blind or visually impaired person. I do not know whether or not that works in Asia

  • @Nikitinale
    @Nikitinale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5120

    I like how he started with the idea that people get offended at anything and ended back on that idea, we can laugh at stereotypes equally, not everything has to be racist

    • @sorrymrgoogle2601
      @sorrymrgoogle2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Liberals call everything racist that they disagree with or don't like because they are psychologically projecting their own racism on others.

    • @allanlocke5749
      @allanlocke5749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      There was a definite shift in the atmosphere, after he revealed his dad's ethnicity... And even though people were still laughing it was different.
      To be honest though they weren't that great to begin with 🤙👍

    • @cynical8330
      @cynical8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@sorrymrgoogle2601 The real issue with liberals is that they act like economic inequality is not a thing and that social inequality is the end all be all of progressive thought.

    • @Samthemancharles
      @Samthemancharles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's so amusing to make such broad statements on one's political labeling.
      What do you call a liberal in China?
      A fascist 🤣😆, wait wasn't Mao as effective as Stalin at eliminating folks?

    • @ScarlettOcean92
      @ScarlettOcean92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah except it's pretty rich of a straight white dude to be telling other people what they can and can't be offended by lol

  • @rosemarygrabowski5834
    @rosemarygrabowski5834 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    "We're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist!" Perfect!!

  • @MelonCollie_28
    @MelonCollie_28 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    😂😂 "That's right, R. Kelly--tell it to the judge. Tell it to the judge"

  • @Anonymous-cn8qp
    @Anonymous-cn8qp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    "Do you know her?"
    "I haven't seen her a day in my life."
    Tha killed me lmao

    • @ermelinda2223
      @ermelinda2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I didn't want to laugh at that but man I bursted out laughing.

    • @ermelinda2223
      @ermelinda2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I felt bad laughing is what I mean

    • @laureenvanraamsdonk3543
      @laureenvanraamsdonk3543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ermelinda2223 why? You sound like the lady he talked about that was offended. Good grief, get over yourself. The blind man did!

    • @matthewcool9893
      @matthewcool9893 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the heck did you post this comment

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ermelinda2223 Ignore the idiot who had a go at you. There's a big difference between monitoring your own behaviour (out of respect for others) and inserting yourself into a conversation you're not part of, or affected by in any way, in order to police the behaviour of others. That was a large part of K-Von's point.
      It's a bit ironic that the commenter who said you were like the lady in the video is behaving *exactly* like the lady in the video herself... Because you were having an innocent conversation with the OP, and she inserted herself into that conversation in order to police your behaviour... 🤷‍♀️

  • @RobertLPeeters
    @RobertLPeeters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11579

    “Be totally starving and have no idea what you want to eat.”
    Sounds like you know my wife.

    • @thebeastoffeasterpark
      @thebeastoffeasterpark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Nice username and pic lol.
      fun fact: In the twilight zone episode "The Purple Testament", the character Fitz calls himself a "lousy, dog-faced line officer." Maybe biden saw/heard it back in the day and got confused lol.

    • @RobertLPeeters
      @RobertLPeeters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@thebeastoffeasterpark Hmmm, that’s interesting, I never heard of that show. I always figured he must have heard something similar a long time ago, it was such a random(and hilarious) phrase.

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dude knows what is up

    • @BigCowProductions
      @BigCowProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yassss I love the name/avatar

    • @RobertLPeeters
      @RobertLPeeters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@StupiderWithAB Funny stuff. Subscribed.

  • @pamelaswearingen4679
    @pamelaswearingen4679 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    “These muscles are for Starbucks only. I don’t know tai chi, I know chai tea.”😂😂

  • @MyApologies278
    @MyApologies278 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    He was a healthy laugh. Im from a tough city so I appreciated raunchy comedy but this guy has me sold on wholesome laughs. As a dad now I've been looking for some good wholesome laughs more and more and this fits the bill. Well done sir

  • @Domstadt4711
    @Domstadt4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    "Ladies, these muscles won't protect you. These are Designer Muscles ..." Cracked me up 🤣😂

    • @chadpowell1832
      @chadpowell1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nice but what the hell is that profile picture 😂

    • @bronsonmcdonald5473
      @bronsonmcdonald5473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Loved it too...
      Not Tai Chi but Chai tea, 😆

    • @eLiFILMSinc
      @eLiFILMSinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@chadpowell1832 looks like Biden playing the meme frog like a saxophone

  • @satrickptar6265
    @satrickptar6265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7178

    "Anything can be an insult"
    -Literally Twitter

    • @toinette26
      @toinette26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Never has a truer word been spoken....

    • @Stabyy
      @Stabyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What about any facebook picture, hell even a church picture will be label as a nazi meeting just because.....reasons????

    • @danielhoward8354
      @danielhoward8354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hay thats not nice about twitter, you should take that back, smh some people ugh

    • @danielhoward8354
      @danielhoward8354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Stabyy No thats just a picture of the place all the hypocrites meet up once a week

    • @Stabyy
      @Stabyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danielhoward8354 depends which one, the one I go we do community service and soup kitchen , but I know the people u mean and yeah pretty accurate

  • @hamedmansouri3556
    @hamedmansouri3556 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    K-Van's comedy proves that you don't need to rely on profanity or vulgarity to make people laugh. This style of comedy is more demanding, requiring wit, preparation, and well-crafted material. In contrast, comedians who use coarse language from the outset often take the easy way out.
    I believe that anyone can make people laugh by using vulgar language, but true comedic skill lies in being clever and refined. It's more difficult to make people laugh without resorting to low-brow humor, but the rewards are greater.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      u rock... 99% of netflix comedians can't do this.

    • @rayce9371
      @rayce9371 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      agree, when i try to tell a joke i'll throw in a cuss word sometimes to add the extra "umph" i think a lackluster joke might need in order to send it over the top, so i think this could easily apply to styles of comedy

    • @gintoki_sakata__
      @gintoki_sakata__ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kvoncomedyand it's fine if they can't, as long as they can make it funny, it's okay to cuss

    • @mangojulie123
      @mangojulie123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How would you know? You've been in the shoes of both types of comedians?

    • @lillianm8139
      @lillianm8139 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, its too true!

  • @dalebailey754
    @dalebailey754 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Never seen this comedian until now, but I’m going to be watching for his stand-up routines now. He was hilarious!

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      hi!

    • @dalebailey754
      @dalebailey754 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@kvoncomedy Hi.

    • @darknlovli
      @darknlovli 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me neither ahah I like the clean content

  • @WhisperWolf7729
    @WhisperWolf7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6307

    Mexican makes jokes about Mexicans.
    Some white girl: "I'm offended".

    • @infopocalypse5006
      @infopocalypse5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@b.k.3364 such as??

    • @dylanbiggs3997
      @dylanbiggs3997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@b.k.3364 Ummm.... no that like never happened...

    • @awesomeblaze2640
      @awesomeblaze2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@b.k.3364 If a tyrant got into power by saying "just joking", then those are the stupidest people in the history of the earth.

    • @soniag4516
      @soniag4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      White and Black girls & women get offended at just about everything

    • @user-vd3wu7lv7z
      @user-vd3wu7lv7z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@soniag4516 are you not white?

  • @yaileenmaldonado6366
    @yaileenmaldonado6366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5255

    When I tell you my jaw dropped after he said men should put on work clothes to seduce women... So freaking accurate!

    • @tiaSilva807
      @tiaSilva807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      I love uniformed men!!

    • @GingerNinja0424
      @GingerNinja0424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      yup. just gotta *LOVE* them double standards. (sarcasm) LOL

    • @tiaSilva807
      @tiaSilva807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@GingerNinja0424 I am terrible with understanding sarcasm and oblivious to your "double standards" reference. So I will repeat myself to get across to any uniformed working man that it is sexy to see them.

    • @scouto.5781
      @scouto.5781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Sharp dressed men. Oh yeah😘

    • @muhammadmunimmisbahulmunir5896
      @muhammadmunimmisbahulmunir5896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Because women care men for their successful career aka money. Men care women for their looks. It's just the truth.

  • @alexplain8848
    @alexplain8848 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    man ‏he got some talent. turnjng controversial stuff into a funny convo (while simultaneously conveying your opinion about it) is really impressive.

  • @shifrabaila4074
    @shifrabaila4074 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I have seen this video any number of times and I still laugh-out-loud in the privacy of my home. That's true comedy. No need for curing, finger waving, etc. True comedy! I asked "What was your favorite part", I would say: 20 minutes, not long enough".

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      you rock!

  • @viraldetox_
    @viraldetox_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2635

    “Can you turn a compliment into an argument?” This literally happened with my wife last night

    • @sh0wtim3studios
      @sh0wtim3studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@mooseontheloose-2531 how the turntables

    • @HolasoyMai
      @HolasoyMai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sad

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      oh no 😂

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Then they wonder why we don’t compliment them anymore.

    • @zeevv8689
      @zeevv8689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Make sure she doesn’t see this‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂

  • @livenotonevil8279
    @livenotonevil8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6674

    I'll give this guy 1 thumb up and a sideways pinkie.

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I understood that reference

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ok but can someone explain to me why changing from hand to hand was so difficult? ☹

    • @edgarflores5569
      @edgarflores5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You must be ascended to executive vicepresident of FUN right now!

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Loctorak short version? Or legit science?

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edgarflores5569 whom?

  • @bestrongandloveyourself2370
    @bestrongandloveyourself2370 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I am a Russian woman and I think this whole video was super funny! 😆😆😆 Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @philipemmanuel5680
    @philipemmanuel5680 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Meatballs, spaghetti, handguns.. forget about it, whatever 🤣🤣🤣 Having an Italian girlfriend who has 5 brothers, this one left me in stitches. K-Von you're a global treasure

  • @katmacalinao9541
    @katmacalinao9541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10657

    i love how this guy can call out female tendencies without actually insulting women

    • @tjhammer24
      @tjhammer24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +759

      Because pointing out a general truth that's common isn't insulting. Its true. How comedy used to work before woke

    • @vickerandflips8061
      @vickerandflips8061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Something youtube comments cannot do well at all.

    • @reno8494
      @reno8494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Not to sound rude or anything, but there's a lot of generalisation going on . Is it an American thing , I mean the female 'traits' that's he's discussing? Because I'm very confused by some things he said , stuff never happens with women I know ( note that I'm bi raced , so when I visit both of my home countries, a lot of things he mentioned might be considered stereotypes nothing more )

    • @linfna09
      @linfna09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Its because hes comfortable with his sexuality and it makes him charming as hell

    • @quaziz
      @quaziz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I didn't even knew that was possible :o

  • @Pnw208
    @Pnw208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5047

    Cant believe Ive never seen this guy. Great charisma, interacts with the crowd without being too mean. Pushes the envelope with his jokes just enough. That was a near perfect act.

    • @wolfgirl3081
      @wolfgirl3081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I completely agree with everything you mentioned!! A wonderful comedian…hope he keeps it up

    • @VinceP420
      @VinceP420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Seen this guy live in Orlando. What a trip.

    • @MosheBenChaim
      @MosheBenChaim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He has his own Channel here on TH-cam ;)

    • @susanacardona7833
      @susanacardona7833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neither do I, first time

    • @josaphinet
      @josaphinet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanted to like this but I couldn't because your at 669 likes lol😂

  • @hankhatfield8223
    @hankhatfield8223 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    That is probably the hardest I have laughed in so long for stand-up comedy. This guy is hilarious

  • @dondee8214
    @dondee8214 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Wow I never heard of this guy. He is definitely top five in comedy right now. Very clever jokes.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      you made my day!

  • @oniminikui
    @oniminikui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7425

    A sign of a great comedian is someone who can laugh at himself.

    • @aldousorwell3807
      @aldousorwell3807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I laugh at all of my own jokes.
      That must make me Lenny Bruce!

    • @user-cz9jf1ec8s
      @user-cz9jf1ec8s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ...without killing himself.

    • @lyndahammond8883
      @lyndahammond8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This guy is GREAT! More, please!

    • @owenjackson7207
      @owenjackson7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not really

    • @ashleesmith580
      @ashleesmith580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @stevie mondo found him ⬆️⬆️⬆️

  • @LunaBell08
    @LunaBell08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3236

    He forgot to mention the rolling up your sleeves to your elbows bit. Girls go nuts over the forearms 😂

  • @SoulCrusherEx
    @SoulCrusherEx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Love this guy. He is a global gem. Keep him safe

  • @karlohunjak1331
    @karlohunjak1331 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "meatballs, spaghetti, handgun, forgetboutit, whatever" killed it😂😂😂

  • @jodydille8612
    @jodydille8612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar. my kids and parents can appreciate his sense of humor. He totally made his point in a colorful way. I would pay for his show.

    • @lokobuild3565
      @lokobuild3565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah... the romantic pics part

    • @Au16227
      @Au16227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lokobuild3565 whats vulgar about a 401k?

    • @donmiller2908
      @donmiller2908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar"
      He's playing in Utah, in front of a bunch of Mormons. The comics can't be "vulgar"
      If Mormons hear "vulgar" language they'll spontaneously combust. I'm betting you're Mormon.

    • @swisschalet1658
      @swisschalet1658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’m not Mormon but I don’t want to hear vulgarities.

    • @lokobuild3565
      @lokobuild3565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@swisschalet1658 i understand

  • @adorablyadorable5665
    @adorablyadorable5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I am 70 years of age and it is wonderful to hear a comedian perform the way I use to see them in the 60, 70 and 80's....K-Von you are the best..God bless you.

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You'll probably like a LOT of the Dry Bar comics. And check out Jeanne Robertson!

    • @carolannroberts
      @carolannroberts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some of the bluest comedians were from those eras, Red Fox for one

    • @theimp5901
      @theimp5901 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I am with you - so true.

  • @alexanderchinea8483
    @alexanderchinea8483 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Love this guy, he is what comedy used to be.

  • @anyau7671
    @anyau7671 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "We're all laughing, we're all having fun, we're not racist."
    Love this guy!!!

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3865

    “They’re not for tai chi, they’re for chai tea.” Brilliant.

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That phrase did have a nice ring to it.

    • @collinsogombo6308
      @collinsogombo6308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chai swahili

    • @user-sl5uq2gh3o
      @user-sl5uq2gh3o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      you know chai (чай) is russian for tea.

    • @blaisemomin1106
      @blaisemomin1106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@user-sl5uq2gh3o also in hindi (चाय)chai

    • @lb9790
      @lb9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@user-sl5uq2gh3o and Indian, Greek and Czech

  • @northstar6920
    @northstar6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    "I yearn for true gender equality, I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them and complains about someone 'not being a man' when its convenient" - A true man of culture.

    • @l.rajnath959
      @l.rajnath959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Indeed...the man of culture kazuma

    • @CEOofYukari
      @CEOofYukari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Kazuma Sensei

    • @troy10troytroy
      @troy10troytroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Kazuma-sensei
      One of the pillars of modern true gender equality.
      Hachiman sends his regards as a fellow pillar.

    • @zanyawesome30
      @zanyawesome30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Aye let's go Kazuma quote speaking the truth

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      (Minor correction: talks about)
      But yeah - I feel ya. I cannot stand those people.
      I wish we would stop pushing this “be a man” bs. Be yourself - unapologetically.
      “Real Men” don’t sacrifice their sense of self for the sake of superficial popularity - and “Real Women” are the same.

  • @vickianderson3321
    @vickianderson3321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You are spot on! Sometimes our men have no chance in saying the right thing.We've been married 46.5 yrs...but some days there is no win! But we now😂at ourselves together,as between us we are a functioning ONE❣️& He is the better part❣️

  • @danadoozer9990
    @danadoozer9990 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The impression of your father was hilarious, and you are spot on when it comes to complimenting woman, I can vouch for it!

  • @mimirudollfie5439
    @mimirudollfie5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    "I've never seen her a day in my life." 🤣 Only a blind person can roast a joke like that to the offender of their handicap with a sense of humor.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It's true everyone gets offended by everything. I live in Los Angeles California and you have to be careful about what you say because you might offend someone. 13:37 I was born in 1975 and we had REAL bullies.

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌 give me a chance

    • @mimirudollfie5439
      @mimirudollfie5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StupiderWithAB When? I'll watch it!

    • @edgarflores5569
      @edgarflores5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      My GF lost her sight, and she says "You know I trust you blindly" whenever we gotta make a decision LOL

    • @Sludgedragon
      @Sludgedragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@edithdlp8045 They STILL have real bullies. Only now when the kid goes home from school the bullies follow them into their bedroom.

  • @----.__
    @----.__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23036

    I'm deaf and I thought your blind joke was hilarious. I hadn't heard that one before...

    • @nwgal7937
      @nwgal7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

      You are too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry and you cry alone, laugh and you are never lonely. Lemons to lemonade. You get my drift.

    • @russelfernandes8483
      @russelfernandes8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Too funny!

    • @chrisb.7787
      @chrisb.7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      I am offended. Leaf my blind friend out of your def joke.

    • @robertmarkhaas
      @robertmarkhaas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Have you heard any jokes before?

    • @blabbingwithyoyo7472
      @blabbingwithyoyo7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🥰

  • @leanabellemelendez3326
    @leanabellemelendez3326 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He's got an oscar in my book!!! LOL!!!!!!!

  • @sschithra
    @sschithra 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    What a clean comedy! This is how standups should be! Now I am going to watch everything this guy has ever done on stage. Thank you for the laugh.

  • @LucaAnamaria
    @LucaAnamaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3865

    "He's facing the wrong way but he's laughing." 😂😂😂😂 I am blind and I approve. This is funny.

    • @timanderson9805
      @timanderson9805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      How did you type

    • @LucaAnamaria
      @LucaAnamaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      @@timanderson9805 I'm partially blind so I can still see to type, but a completely blind person would use a screen reader in combination with a voice activated keyboard, I think.

    • @timanderson9805
      @timanderson9805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@LucaAnamaria Ah okay that makes sense, lol

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I didn't see that coming.

    • @ShadowDemon_4
      @ShadowDemon_4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Blind man: "I have never seen her a day in my life."
      Ha! Maybe he should be a comedian. Wouldn't even have to worry about stage fright.

  • @justafriend4215
    @justafriend4215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    blind man: I've never seen that woman in my entire life
    😂😂😂

  • @theartmosfair3040
    @theartmosfair3040 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That H&M joke was simply genius💀

  • @mackenziereasor9134
    @mackenziereasor9134 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This guy gives me Chris Pratt energy and I’m so here for it 😂

  • @killthemwkindness9064
    @killthemwkindness9064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3103

    Hilarious😅😂😅 "Ladies DON'T be confused: These muscles will NOT defend you. These are for looks. They are designer muscles. Yeah!!! These are for STARBUCKS. They are not for Tai- Chi; they are for Chai-tea."😅😂😅

  • @taraebonyrosser
    @taraebonyrosser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    Don't need bullies who do wedgies, that's what the skinny jeans are for

  • @coltonk.3086
    @coltonk.3086 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Can relate!! One night my sister made dinner, and she was dissapointed with it. (She can be a perfectionist on how she cooks.) And when I said it was just fine and that I liked it, she looked at me and said "You like EVERYTHING, Colton.". My response to that statement was "That's not true. I don't like running, and I don't like men.".

  • @shoshyschneiderman4221
    @shoshyschneiderman4221 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “It was still spinning”
    😂😂😂

  • @phoenixikki302
    @phoenixikki302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    *“You want to equal rights this is what it looks like”*
    _GOLD_

    • @allisongale9295
      @allisongale9295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wha!

    • @docop8926
      @docop8926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr lmao😂

    • @redrollinghood1222
      @redrollinghood1222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Now...finally, every woman gets real pockets in their skirts and jeans. We gonna carry lipbalm for our dates too. ;-)

    • @user-kv6zm9oz2d
      @user-kv6zm9oz2d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@redrollinghood1222 Society done flipped the tables 0>0

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

  • @je_chan
    @je_chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1740

    "he's facing the wrong way but he's laughing" xD omg

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂😂😂😂 I have never seen her a day in my life.

    • @albertedmondsiii6843
      @albertedmondsiii6843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When he said the girl wouldn't work out with him and said she couldn't make it to then doing pushups kmsl 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @je_chan
      @je_chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      true 😆just a few push ups and then ggaahh! I TOLD YOU ?!! 🤣

    • @jonathanlindsey8864
      @jonathanlindsey8864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this the exact moment he said it.😂😂

    • @Thexianhui77
      @Thexianhui77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least comedy is provided

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh1981 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've never heard of K-Von before (he hasn't made his way to England yet to my knowledge) so thank you, TH-cam algorithm, for introducing me to this brilliance.

  • @maureenblaqyoga
    @maureenblaqyoga 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    It was hilarious all the way through. His energy, and openly friendly and smiling face sealed the deal for me.

  • @Loctorak
    @Loctorak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2019

    This is what Ricky Gervais was talking about when he says comedy can come from either a place of love or a place of hate - this guy's jokes cover topics that a lot of people would be scared to talk about, but he tells the jokes from a place of love and acceptance and it shows through his delivery and word choice. It's not about "making fun of" people, its about "laughing with" people.
    Loved the material, delivery was smooth and natural, physical comedy was dead on. Absolute pleasure to watch and hopefully I'll see more, soon! :D

    • @halweilbrenner9926
      @halweilbrenner9926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So well analyzed

    • @sinclairityadinosaurstale1626
      @sinclairityadinosaurstale1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree that it sucks

    • @jasonomnia9295
      @jasonomnia9295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Comedy shouldn’t be something is coming from a place of love or whatever that is considered as place of “hate” because all of those things are subjective to every individuals. Comedy is an art form just as much as music, drawing, poetry, and paintings are. And like every single one of those individual forms, a person creating them or what’s funny in this case are creating from perceptions of people or group in real life, or anything they fond comical, but we (comedians, and yes I am one of them) can’t do that with the level of freedom with the amount or with the KIND of jokes we’re making, whether it’d be about race and stereotypes, or personal things affecting us JUST LIKE an art form. Now I haven’t heard the reference you were making with what Ricky Jer said, but it sounded to me like he was saying what I’m saying in this here post: which is comedy SHOULDN’T matter on the kind of place it’s coming from, as long as it’s meant to be funny to someone even if it’s just funny only to the comic making them. I don’t know what you do for a living or if you have EVER take a step on a stage, but nowadays comics has to deal with these overdramatic and easily triggered audience that is coming from MY GENERATION: the millennial. If you want to get a better perspective on how audience of comedy has pathetically changed over the years which is from not easily offended to now taking it to twitter or BLOG or articles and write about how INSENSITIVE a joke is go watch how comics free talked back in the early 2k with partially-scripted (for the host or during an act or a play they have comics do on the show with Collin Quinn.

    • @piedpiper7051
      @piedpiper7051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasonomnia9295 Hear hear!

    • @coreygraves40
      @coreygraves40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So he's laughing with effeminate men instead of at them... what a bunch of crap.

  • @bedrock30_
    @bedrock30_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1568

    Bro I could never be a comedian, all I would do is rant about society’s problems and I seriously doubt I would be able to make it funny. Props to this guy, it’s not easy to make people laugh.

    • @InsideOfMyOwnMind
      @InsideOfMyOwnMind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I hear ya. George Carlin was good until he went all political just before he got heckled by God.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      U rock

    • @jesuschristiscallingyou953
      @jesuschristiscallingyou953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You could. That's Sebastian Maniscalco's thing. He converted his disdain for society into a hilarious self-therapy that people pay to watch! 😄

    • @otterinaballgown3703
      @otterinaballgown3703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jesuschristiscallingyou953 He says everything I'm thinking when forced to deal with the public haha

    • @aly6596
      @aly6596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty much what Bo Burnham does

  • @AlexAugustinex
    @AlexAugustinex 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The girlfriend at the gym turning into Arnold was just hilarious. 😂

  • @mikeburke1993
    @mikeburke1993 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This guy is good and should have his own special.

  • @josmo1363
    @josmo1363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3829

    "so as a group, we're laughing, we're having fun, we're not racist"
    I remember those days
    They were good days

    • @dannyanderson6116
      @dannyanderson6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      It all ended in 2014😭 around there idk, i forgot its been so long

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      feels like a lifetime ago when that was the norm :/

    • @Starpower0088
      @Starpower0088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Amen 10/10

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Thank God for Red Areas...
      Places were common sense still exists..

    • @LeSyd1984
      @LeSyd1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@dannyanderson6116 Twitter was launched in 2012.
      ...
      The Mayas were right, lol!

  • @pespn
    @pespn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4157

    That double standard joke in the beginning about the difference between a man and a woman talking to the nephew/niece turning 18 was such a great start!
    Enjoyed every bit of the performance, great work!

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      I would find that creepy either way

    • @444hertz
      @444hertz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@RedK5 same lmao

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RedK5 not evenly i hope...

    • @Cinderbellie
      @Cinderbellie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree!

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TheAdatto why not

  • @calebdoner
    @calebdoner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Comedy is the last stronghold of sanity. Absolutely fantastic show!

  • @katherinec6031
    @katherinec6031 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Russian backpack joke got me 🤣

  • @toethlef8994
    @toethlef8994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    “i have never seen her a day in my life” was actually really funny

    • @zephyrstrife4668
      @zephyrstrife4668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I laughed at it... then a second later, I really got the meaning of the joke, and proceeded to laugh even harder.

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      12:35 *I thought that was the best!!!* 🤣

    • @juanbenjume6354
      @juanbenjume6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good dude indeed God bless him In Jesus Name

    • @ricatoni2
      @ricatoni2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Toe Thief..I take it ..you own a tow truck?

    • @severia24
      @severia24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Actually"?! Micro aggression! >:c

  • @atcera8714
    @atcera8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    Guy: "Your makeup looks so good"
    Woman: "So i look bad without makeup?"
    Guy: "Uhhhhh"
    Indian Parents: "Very much so"

    • @gra-emed3617
      @gra-emed3617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @nikieberhardt4624
      @nikieberhardt4624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah same with Persian parents. My dad was like OK I know you just gave birth and you're sleepless and breastfeeding but how hard is it to wear lipstick 💄🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Derna1804
      @Derna1804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's like a barn, you've just got to paint it.

  • @ericasmith5381
    @ericasmith5381 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love that he includes people into his show and actually interacts with them

  • @user-cl2er6zm6o
    @user-cl2er6zm6o 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I went to the dentist for the first time in many years. You know your getting old when your dentist is younger than you

  • @thatonedog819
    @thatonedog819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    We wanted pockets in our equal rights, not you guys to lose your own pockets 😂

    • @stustormchaser7369
      @stustormchaser7369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You already had a pocket book.. Or purse

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@stustormchaser7369 yeah, but you have to carry those and they can easily be stolen

    • @sleverlight
      @sleverlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I just buy mens pants sometimes cuz I like them better

    • @TheKittyfizzle
      @TheKittyfizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      True!! I just got athletic pants with pockets and immediately sent my bff four pictures of random things in my pockets because I was so excited.

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@TheKittyfizzle the cargo pant trend is coming back and I'm so ready. I don't think they look great, but the pockets...

  • @petesequeira784
    @petesequeira784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3840

    A really funny comedian who doesn’t use foul language every few minutes.. now that is real talent.

    • @Flandre-Scarlet
      @Flandre-Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      it takes more talent to not be a snowflake which you clearly dont have

    • @samuellourenco1050
      @samuellourenco1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Flandre-Scarlet Plot twist: he isn't a snowflake. If he was, he would be triggered by the comedian.

    • @Flandre-Scarlet
      @Flandre-Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@samuellourenco1050 alternative plot twist: he didnt understand what the comedian was talking about so he didnt get offended lul

    • @madenee2612
      @madenee2612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There are many. "Dry Bar" is clean funny comedy

    • @UnpluggedxReality
      @UnpluggedxReality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nobody use foul joke in dry bar comedy dude..

  • @JustKwakusviews-vy9rq
    @JustKwakusviews-vy9rq 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This guy could save the world with his jokes

  • @kazimierzbem
    @kazimierzbem 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Elegant man, nice sense of humor

  • @justanotherstranger6900
    @justanotherstranger6900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    As a woman I found this hilarious, some people take things to heart when there’s no need. If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re leading a sad life

    • @sorrymrgoogle2601
      @sorrymrgoogle2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also if you perceive it as criticism and it is indeed accurate, now you know some potential places to improve on the future when working on yourself.
      One's reaction to the aforementioned statement says everything about their character.

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Unfortunately, today in 2021, for every one of you there are two Karens in this country. Their job is to constantly look for things to get offended about.

    • @nightmarenull8829
      @nightmarenull8829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@morpheus6749 spoken like a man who took the right pill.

    • @dendemano
      @dendemano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a man I didn’t even crack a smile. He was simply commenting on the observations of the mundane. Flitting between the wafer thin boundaries of the metrosexual/camp persona. He didn’t really say anything outright funny, but heavily relied upon a routine consisting of comedic voices and mannerisms. If you analyse the content, juxtaposed alongside delivery you can see the appeal to women. His target audience. If he were to perform in an all male environment he would have been abysmal.
      I’m not being critical, as he made his target responsive, ultimately, he made them laugh. There was nothing risqué, which is why he lacks appeal to straight men. Oh, the blind gag was as close as it got.
      I like blind dates. You can stare at their tits.

    • @danishmikun1791
      @danishmikun1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dendemano what

  • @annaanhvu2874
    @annaanhvu2874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    I love it when comedians can just make jokes out of the simplest of things like pants

    • @mac_tire_aonair
      @mac_tire_aonair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Totally!!! If you like this, check out England's Michael McIntyre.

    • @sondraW
      @sondraW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mac_tire_aonair I love Michael M. & just outta curiosity I looked to c # of subscribers ea of these guys have on TH-cam. Michael’s almost double in #’s. They r both on my list & r absolutely doing what they were put in this World to do, making ppl laugh, at ourselves. ☮️

    • @greengarnet7534
      @greengarnet7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Your friendly neighborhood mess go back to twitter...people with gender flags are mentally incapable of having fun at jokes...

    • @haydnpierce7409
      @haydnpierce7409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like this comment was written by Jerry from Rick & Morty.

    • @nkzamrud1965
      @nkzamrud1965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kenny Sebastian too 😂

  • @jennifertehanisarreal
    @jennifertehanisarreal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Early 80s child here - that was great! 🤣 “it’s not a too-mah!” Classic Arnold. Ha! Love the references and realities of our generation 👏🏼 👏🏼 Fantastic 😂👍🏼

  • @csrboltfan2643
    @csrboltfan2643 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I laugh so hard every time I watch this guy, that I nearly pass out !!! Dude is truly funny and knows what TRUE comedy is.
    Comedy is being able to laugh at ourselves regardless of the situation.

  • @steviebrown8386
    @steviebrown8386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    The skinny jeans plummer: "looks yucky to me too!" Prances away....killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mauvecocnut7385
      @mauvecocnut7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      W

    • @Harmthuria
      @Harmthuria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I had to show this to my dad, he's a plumber. He cried he laughed so hard. I thought he was gonna faint 'cause he didn't inhale in at least a minute, I am not kidding lol.

    • @thegregitto
      @thegregitto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @ninifeb14
      @ninifeb14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have to say I loved his jeans…that “real men wear cargo pants” just contributes to that American mentality that men who wear shorter shorts/form fitting stylish clothes are queer and “not masculine”… that’s incorrect. It’s sexy. He’s talking about double standards but at the same time perpetuating them 🤦‍♀️
      funny dude though 😂

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ninifeb14 I don't think wearing skinny jeans makes men look queer but I think it definitely makes them look less "manly". Like Kvon said, I don't think I'd trust a plumber wearing skinny jeans. I cant say I've ever seen a lumberjack or fireman or a oil rig worker wearing skinny jeans. I've certainly seen boyband members, tik tokers, and metrosexuals wear them though.

  • @yoncegg9584
    @yoncegg9584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    My favorite blind joke was when I was on a roller coaster and it launches you and it's over in like 5 seconds. We are getting off the ride, he is handed his cane and his family is walking with him. His friend goes "What did you think of the ride?" and he goes. "I did not see that coming." When I tell you me and my aunt almost passed out from laughing so hard it was so good.

    • @nichy7734
      @nichy7734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *blind date

    • @NB-nh2sf
      @NB-nh2sf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmbooooooooo

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a blind teacher who would compliment students on their looks

  • @JapPerez
    @JapPerez ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can never understand how these great comedians do their transitions that smoothly, must be very smart

  • @Brad.T
    @Brad.T ปีที่แล้ว +4738

    My girlfriend is Korean and one day we were walking down the street and she randomly tripped and fell over, and 2 chopsticks fell out of her backpack, I laughed so hard. It reminded me of a game where you lose a heart or ring (sonic) when you get hurt.

    • @sophisticatedserpent1512
      @sophisticatedserpent1512 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Dude, bad move, never laugh when your girl gets hurt, even if she seems fine with it and even laughs along with you she'll remember.

    • @TheNoobyFraps
      @TheNoobyFraps ปีที่แล้ว +453

      @@sophisticatedserpent1512 Calm down there white knight. She tripped while walking. The worst that could have happened is maybe she got a small scratch.

    • @sophisticatedserpent1512
      @sophisticatedserpent1512 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@TheNoobyFraps I'm not saying something serious happened, but from experience if you laugh when your girl trips or stubs their toe she will remember and then bring it up later

    • @kaiaros
      @kaiaros ปีที่แล้ว +300

      @@sophisticatedserpent1512 that'd definitely depend on what type of girl yours is tbh. a lot of girls, as long as they're not hurt, would prefer if their partner laughs when they trip, given she's laughing too. otherwise, it's just outright embarrassing to fall and nobody's laughing.

    • @david-468
      @david-468 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@sophisticatedserpent1512 usually Asian women aren’t as easily offended as American women

  • @galinaursachii7030
    @galinaursachii7030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3700

    As a Russian person, I found the last part so hilarious. Russians are always safe to make fun of, we love any reason to laugh, but especially if it's at ourselves, lol. It's nice to be in the spotlight, especially when you know it's not meant to be offensive, that's why the blind guy liked being included in the joke. Some jokes clearly come from a good place and aren't meant to be mean.

    • @nicoleowens2318
      @nicoleowens2318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I completely agree with your comment, he did a great job. I have to ask, as a Russian, do you think his impression was good? I'm American but it sounded on point lol.

    • @galinaursachii7030
      @galinaursachii7030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@nicoleowens2318 I don't think you can go wrong with a Russian impression. Russia is huge and has all kinds of people and accents and cultural differences within itself. I pretty much think of Russia as of a big lively diy circus (diy because everything is old and is held up by patches, lol).

    • @galinaursachii7030
      @galinaursachii7030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@teresawilson3893 It's actually not my country. I'm from Moldova. Well, now I'm a US citizen, but we have a big Slavic community here in America: with Russians, Ukrainians, Belarusians, etc. To us the war seems crazy and we're all trying to be supportive and find ways to help because everyone has someone they care about in Ukraine and in Russia who are struggling now. It honestly sucks for people on both sides, because even the Russian soldiers don't have much choice in the matter, the army is obligatory and they're forced to fight in Ukraine where some of them might have friends or even family. It's really unfortunate for everyone because people that get hurt are really just normal people who want nothing to do with this war.

    • @kanieswanson9677
      @kanieswanson9677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@galinaursachii7030 ❤❤❤

    • @jaysonlima7196
      @jaysonlima7196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@teresawilson3893 Don't confuse a government with it's people, aboard the vessel I serve on, we have 2 , Russians and a Ukrainian. Its not weird aboard everyone gets along, they are all great guys. I just can't keep up with them when the drinks come out.

  • @hamidisaidi2879
    @hamidisaidi2879 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is easily one of the funniest clean stand up i have ever seen. Hope this guy make a movie one day.

  • @jonnichols4522
    @jonnichols4522 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That's right R Kelly 🤣💀
    Man that Utah crowd really was struggling with that exercise. 🤣

  • @overhaul976
    @overhaul976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    "You are just an extension of her purse."
    It went over people's head

    • @daliajojo
      @daliajojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I loved the part where he moved houses using those pants , that was hilarious 😂

    • @michaelhastings8940
      @michaelhastings8940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cargo pants are awesome!

    • @jskamshll8202
      @jskamshll8202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes I died!!! Well I cried ...lol. But my son was wearing cargo shorts and I'm like put it in your pocket!! Haha im like it velcros it wont come out

    • @kathrynejones2590
      @kathrynejones2590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jskamshll8202 VELCRO KEEPS EVERYTHING SAFE...:)

    • @RandomPerson-gf6gd
      @RandomPerson-gf6gd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kathrynejones2590 where do you think flex tape came from?

  • @cincinnatidrones8979
    @cincinnatidrones8979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4931

    "We're laughing, we're having fun...we're not racists." This needs to resound within society.

    • @JtheMeerkat
      @JtheMeerkat ปีที่แล้ว +70

      If only society was run by this dude!

    • @davwildstar930
      @davwildstar930 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes, yes and yes :)

    • @NelehLove9313
      @NelehLove9313 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lol I've been saying this for years and I'm glad it's finally being used. Everyone gets so offended. Just laugh, it's funny. We are all stupid and smart. We are HUMAN!

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's all about the misuse of a Concept or Context, whatever you say or use.
      Put your Words in the Mouth of a German WW2-Soldier.
      See?
      You are laughing, yet you are not invading Poland.

    • @belladonnatook8851
      @belladonnatook8851 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha! We're laughing, we're having fun...we're not racists...yeah, you are!! 😂

  • @rongong8401
    @rongong8401 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    What a great comedy❤ No cussing needed for a good joke

  • @tye958
    @tye958 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Very relatable.... This man knows how to deliver jokes not insults 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾... I would spend a few dollars seeing this guy 💁🏽

  • @pavelradev1990
    @pavelradev1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    I love this guy. He seems like he genuinely cares about his craft and the people, he has audience interaction, the whole thing. That is hard to pull off. I would pay money to be there and watch this.

    • @necoragha65
      @necoragha65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought so too, until I discovered
      he's a Trump supporter.

    • @mamamoon65
      @mamamoon65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@necoragha65 Good for him! Sad for you!

    • @dmb198302
      @dmb198302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He has his own channel. I watch it all of the time. His channel does a lot of pointing out how sad our current 'administration' is so it's not for people who think Biden is actually competent.

    • @disruptor6550
      @disruptor6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah agreed. This is the first video I see of him, and I really enjoyed it. Will check out more of his stuff when I have some time, he's definitely talented.

    • @thalesgprime
      @thalesgprime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@necoragha65 you can hate Trump and not hate Trump supporters! 😱 Shocking, isn't it?