TikTok Live is WEIRD
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This gives your older sibling telling you to get off the internet vibes
And some people definitely need that
And I wish I could but I'm addicted
For me , its giving younger sibling, more versed in the depths of the internet , warning me
@@lucyfer6g6oh god
I had never thought about the consequences of using the interned while having siblings..
TikTok lives are like character ramdomizer. In some I learned how to make homemade ramen from scratch, how to correctly grow vegetables, and stuff about gold fish. The other times I witnessed a live where someone was cosplaying a male character giving birth.
Also what was the horrendous filter that squeaky toy girl was using to make it look like she was crying that another really strange Tiktok live milker uses..? I hate it so much
..was it the mha birth thing?
@@IloveZombez It was a JJK cosplay
@@invadersickness oh god
@@invadersickness JOHN F KENNEDY?!?@?@
I’m honestly impressed with how the idle animation tiktoker holds their pose, considering how one of their arms is up the whole time
Holding up your arm a long time can cut off circulation, it’s not advised to do for prolonged periods.
There was a man in India who held his arm up for decades in protest, the arm became unusable.
@@azpont7275 do u know what was he protesting?
@@eatingmygrandmasbed For world peace.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amar_Bharati
@@azpont7275 several minutes =/= decades
@@azpont7275 omg
Tiktok live is honestly so dystopian to me like it feels like something straight out of a black mirror episode- just thousands of people willing to do whatever for money.
Lol...yes...I went on for my business. What ..iss....this. I can not stand the app. Seems possessed
OMG IVE BEEN SAYING THIS this is some Orwellian shit, giving 1984, giving animal farm, giving the giver
"Just thousands of people doing whatever they can for money"
Imperialism and capitalism; 🤓
@@ChevereJones why does everyone go for this comparison almost immediately when something slightly different comes up. If I had some money every time someone made this comparison no matter how unrelated to said comparison, I'd be rich tbh.
@@fawnieee look up the definition of dystopian. Assuming you can even read which might be a stretch 😂 ✋🏻
Yall ever see the shrimp rave livestreams? The guy that runs the account uses the livestreams to raise awareness for the conservation of the specific species of shrimp he raises. And sometimes the shrimp dance to cotton eye joe. It’s fabulous.
Love the shrimp raves!!!!! ❤
Oooooh yeah I saw those! I love the shrimp lol
That does sound fabulous af
literally the only live I watch!
Shrimp rave supremacy
Saw a tiktok live that was just a stream from a camera attached to a cats collar. Best (and only good) live on the app.
Bestie you can't tell us about this and not give us the handle
@@phoenixrising145 bestie I wish I knew. I really wish.
@@igotboredthinking damn... 😢
i saw one but with a dog
Shrimp rave
That squirrel’s slap was PERSONAL 3:06
WHACHA! 👋
so the girls at 1:23 are actually saying “pussy girl” and it’s a russian joke related to the singer Egor Kreed and his album “pussy boy” and the way he pronounces it
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT.
WHAT THE-
😭😭😭
not too far off from what i was thinking!
I once saw a live of that vegan teacher, in a bra dancing. I am traumatized.
I’m sorry WHAT???
@@TweetyElf it was like my second day on TikTok too!
Oh my god are you okay do you need therapy
Warning shes still dancing to Disney music doing that rn not kidding im scared.
@@mx_potatohead1326 I do need therapy but for a different reason. That image though……. It’s stuck in my head…..
Just in case it wasn’t clear, I have absolutely nothing against any of these creators. A lot of them are very dedicated to what they do, the internet is just a weird place and it’s fun to laugh at stuff. Also like this comment if you noticed my earrings were crooked within the first thirty seconds of the video.
You may not having anything against these creators, but I do! They all need therapy lmfao
Love your content! Keep up the good work.👍
Yes
@@tatertotbobaandpieck true
I got excited when you showed PersianLatina, I like the squirrel she spicy
2:53 i can tell she was trying her hardest not to burst out laughing the whole stream
*they
@@user-zo2pu8sv3q I think they were talking about the person doing the live lol
@@user-zo2pu8sv3qi believe the squirrel puppet person goes by she/her but idrk
@@user-zo2pu8sv3qthat's a they?
They are nonbinary
I stumbled on "squeaky toy in throat" woman recently on my FYP. She was claiming to be breastfeeding her dog. Except when the woman she was talking to on the phone said there was no dog under the blanket, "squeaky" pulled back the blanket to reveal one of her feet. I blocked her after that.
Im so sorry for your loss of innocence 😢
Would you like bleach?
0:45 the cat here is named butters. he has a neurological condition, but despite not being able to move much independently he seems happy and his owner takes good care of him :)
A severe case of Cerebellar Hypoplasia, meaning his cerebellum did not fully form, leading to movement issues. Not painful or progressive:)
I like Butters but I can't watch those lives. It just makes me feel bad for the poor guy, even if he is happy and has a good life.
@@ghost.orchidagreed! I can’t watch, it makes me want to drive to my local animal shelter for cuddles. That’s not a bad thing, it just makes me feel sad somehow haha.
Because of people posting content about their kitties with CH I have a much broader concept of the sort of animal I would be able to care for. It makes me happy to see developmentally different kitties with such loving owners, living their best lives.
i feel like his quality of life is so not there she really should consider the other option
The formerly “safe” ASMR has gone the borderline NSFW route if not outright NSFW but it confuses and upsets my misophonia
I always get a jumpscare when I go into the asmr section on TH-cam and see that stuff and I’m like why, why must this happen.
@@laluneroi true :(( I just wanted those cute wholesome ones not some weird incest shit
there is normal asmr, then there's... there... is...... th....
"your bully teases you on the train" (the teasing=literally a hj; i don't want to hear that bro what)
yeah the nsfw porn audios rebranding themselves as asmr is what les 12 y/o mr down a rabbit hole of porn addiction and i may never be able to properly have a normal sexual development that isnt fucked with. great 👍
@@turqussy dude I am so sorry to respond to this at random but holy shit I think that's what happened to me too. Literally cannot escape and while some people may be all "how is that a bad thing ://" it makes me so mad at myself for ever getting curious during my first days with a personal phone/device. Editing to say I was 12 at the time of getting that first phone, and now I'm 19. Just to make it clear I am not a minor at this point in time LMAO it was 7 years ago
Honestly, it may even be why I've settled with being demisexual because of all the shit I've heard/seen 😰
I remember I used to listen to a guy on tiktok live who read bedtime stories. It was my favorite part of the week.
8:00 I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THIS IS
for about a week straight i would see a british dude crying really hard and stacking cards.
why do you type like this?
@@EireBall32 they have a homestuck pfp, it's probably a typing quirk thing 💀
what's wrong?
@L-M i don't wanna start an argument or anything but what's the point of typing quirks 💀💀
@@silly-skallywag maybe self expression or they feel it's extra or smthng
Honestly the dude with the tattoos is a really nice guy. Him and his fiance are really nice people. He's addressed the face tattoos and it wasn't anything racially motivated he just got carried away and didn't think of any repercussions until it was already done. He ends up doing a lot of religion talk because his comments are flooded with ppl telling him he's going to hell and assuming he's a Satan worshiper but he handles it well and is actually really well spoken.
Faith in humanity restored :)
Good to see he’s at least not an ass.
Good to hear he's not disrespectful!
Thanks for the peek behind the curtain on that one. I was wondering what the deal was with that one.
talk about not judging a book by its cover, dang.
As a millennial who doesn’t use TikTok, it’s so weird watching this app break humanity. I can’t fathom what y’all are so hooked on with that thing 😂😂
Btw, I love you for you. You’re hilarious, clever, and I appreciate your uniqueness 💚
To explain, it's everything you enjoy and love (sometimes guilty pleasures just awful videos you make fun of) and it's piled onto a for you page, you can scroll a lot of content , though it can be harmful if used wrong.
Yeah, I feel that. All I hear my mom saying is the ignornace kills the mind. I believe her after seeing this.
@@EeokI watched a local broadcast from like the 90s vhs ran thru like twice; there was a very lynchian commercial for grapenuts and before it ended the news broadcast blares “UP NEXT WATCH HOW A MOTORCYCLE GANG IS REPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER OF A FEDERAL JUDGE” and that gave me whiplash. Tik tok is tv, chaotic tv, things don’t change, we all as single individuals have to watch ourselves it’s our responsibility. Us worrying about it shows our empathy for each other even thru discourse. I can’t lie and say I’m not worried for these people.
The belle delphine effect gotta be the strangest for me. Like the other one are just like shock humor for kids like the screaming stuff, but the belle delphine effect straight up sexualizes children and childlike behavior. Even ageplay, a kink accused of this effect doesn’t actually do that it’s so weird
hilariously, the belle delphine clone you showed, cherry crush, used to be a big asmrtist on youtube until she became an adult film star. idk if she still does that or not but seeing her again felt like whiplash
*edit:* i know she was around before belle delphine and thank you for informing me many times that she was a pornstar before a youtuber lol
I thought she did them at the same time and had to stop bc people always brought it up. I could be wrong I haven't watched her asmr/youtube in a couple years and I always skip her tt lives. I just know people would make comments and one time during a live stream on twitch she had to stop bc most of what viewers were talking about/asking about her other videos even after a half an hour of asking for the chat and live to be PG. Again I could be missing some information due to time and when I watched her it was for a short amount of time and I wasn't the biggest fan.
@@MythicalWaterMammal yeah idr it's been like 10 years since she did asmr or something. i just know the story vaguely
@@MythicalWaterMammal oh fuck she still does asmr lmao oops
i used to watch her asmr back in the day and when i came back to see if she had any more good uploads recently i just felt a little disappointed in the world. everyone has the right to choose what they wanna do and i would never wanna disrespect someone for what they do but i definitely miss her older style.
The artist to adult film star pipeline is crazy
Everytime TikTok live pops up on my FYP, it triggers my fight-or-flight response. It feels like a bizarre look into an alternate reality that is very very hostile in ways I cannot describe
Most accurate description of my feelings about tik tok. 😂
I remember seeing a live of orthodox Russian pastor talking about keeping up tradition between a lesbian thirst trap and an aro meme. It was ducking hilarious:D
6:07 them thangs yeller 🟡🟡🟨🟨⭐⭐💛💛
Cherry Crush has been creating adult centered content with her aesthic wayyyy before Belle Delphine (I found her on Tumblr around 2014), what a blast from the past
So true!! If anything the e-girls/belle delphines of today stem directly from her and other OG tumblr girls
@@klownofkether6996 TH-camr is a typical gen z she wouldnt know belle dalphine didnt invent this style
One time I saw an actual exorcism on TikTok with an audience of people in the background.most of the people getting demons exorcised were kids-so yeah it was pretty freaky
I really wish I was making this up.
If that wasn't staged it may just be a cult. Many cult survivors have described similiar things :/
@@azzurradurigon1945 yeah probably,I just hope those kids are ok,the ones “getting exorcised” and the ones watching
Wait I know what you’re talking about. Is it that one bitch with the brown hair?
i used to see that shit all the time in 2021 oh my god it's so weird
10:24 I love their outros and intros, I always watch till the last second.
*their
Yeah same, love their content.
@Boys-Will-Be-Bugs shoot mb I'll fix that. Thank you. It was a typing error.
@@GRRRRR_FREAK lmao np :)
The “burn grass eat ass and have a good time” is my new fav sentence ❤😂
The ending where you yelled at us to not leave was almost something out of a psychological horror type game or something along the lines of that. It was pretty unsettling to be but a very clever way to end the video!!!
right! like something bad will happen when we stop watching their video(s)
Doki doki literature club-esque
I have tourettes and I saw someone use their child with tourettes who was having a tick attack and they obviously did not consent
God I hate influencer parents
This reminds me of those parents who have a camera set up infront of their clearly suffering sick child in hospital to farm for gifts on tik tok
@@Emma-ei2zk yeah :(
I don't have tourettes but I get lots of violent spasms and ticks. It lasts around an hour or two and it's really scary. Advice? Can I stop them?
It's stopping me from being able to do basic tasks. And interferes with daily life.
I do stay because your outros are always different, relevant to the video we just watched, and funny! Been bingeing your content, found you on tiktok because of your skits and TH-cam randomly decided to plaster a close up of your face on TH-cam shorts. Am now addicted
"I'm here to burn grass, eat ass and have a good time" -FFF
An iconic line
Just realized I put FFF idk why I can't edit comments but I meant FFB sorry
I personally love the squirrel finger puppet dancing lives
He's somehow so captivating
Me too. I love sandy and her husband. *(Ye they have lore omg its so fun. I don't watch for the asmr anymore it's for sandy.)*
One time I saw a tik tok live of a guy trying to peel some kind of egg without breaking the transparent layer under the shell
Those lives plagued my FYP for over a month
@@ghost.orchid did they ever succeed?
No, because I’ve seen those too
i watched it for like 20 mins without noticing how much time had passed 😭
@@AHHHHHHHHHH5109
i have watched several and each time they have succeeded
3:53 OH MY GOD I KNOW-
End bit giving me Stanley Parable flashbacks-
why is no one talking about 6:46 "I'm here to burn grass, eat ass, and have a good time"
In the words of john edmund mulaney recollecting a memory
"Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs"
That cracked me up!
New life motto
I've just binged all your commentary videos and I hope you continue to make more cause you're genuinely so freaking funny !!!!!!!!!!
cool
That’s what I’m doing rn
Same
I just found FFB yesterday! I am hooked!
4:49 "the poison for kusco kuscos poison the poison designed specifically to kill kusco that poison?" ahh voice
I actually *do* stay for the outro, I leave when the video goes on the freeze frame
This was exactly the 11 minutes I need till my cooking is done.
Perfect timing, but also I was wondering when someone would go on this exact topic
If your wondering, I miserably failed at it :,]
I only have sad canned peaches left
@@black_lemon5258 nooo :(
I’m traumatized by TikTok lives like at this point if I see one I have war flashbacks from the stuff I have seen anyway my point is be prepared there is some weird stuff especially since you can’t turn off lives showing up on your fyp. edit: I also want to note that this doesn’t make them any money like TikTok takes such a big portion of this gift money (if they aren’t with a company that does this) that they don’t make a lot even with a company
or even now with sponsored videos
@@Xx_Obsidian_Tears_xX OMG yes I have had 10 billion sponsored videos on my fyp lately I was fine with a few every once in a while now it’s every 4 scrolls it’s crazy especially the shop posts also with that self defense staff that will break if you hit it on anything
What’s on it
the only lives i ever watch are those ones of ducklings swimming around in somebody’s kitchen sink
Honestly though, I really do enjoy your insight and energy in these things. You have such a wicked sense of humor, so thank YOU for taking the time out of your precious life to entertain us.
I VERY often get that spiderman dude with the cheese grater, it's good to know that I'm not alone in this
Hes amazing, a beacon of light in a world of darkness
i remember there was controversy about those belle delphine clones a few years ago bc some of them (i think one of them was the one in the video you showed but i'm too scared to look it up) because they would make adult videos specifically dressed as child anime characters. one of them even rented out an actual classroom in a middle school in japan to make a Video 😭
Wtf
Imagine being one of the kids who uses that classroom 😭😭😭
I think I know the one your talking about and it’s definitely not the one shown in the video but don’t quote me on that cuz didn’t fact check it.
NNAAAAAH LMFAO
Humanity is doomed
Funkyfrogbait ur literally the only person i can watch an entire video of without getting even slightly bored, please never stop doing what you are doing
“I DONT WANT TO BE ALONE”
why did I feel that so deeply?
as someone who has never made it through more than 15 seconds of an asmr video. i am fascinated by the evolution from my buddy first explaining the concept to me back in like 2016 and talking about one of their favorite creators who showed cleavage in her videos, to a guy in a spiderman costume grating his mic on tik tok live
I have tried practicing ASMR because I thought there MUST be a type of ASMR that was right for me.
So I kept clicking through the videos and in the end, I just cried. It felt like barbed wire in my ear, it's awful.
@@Widdekuu91sounds like you have misophonia my friend
@@Widdekuu91 I might be showing my age here, but could you please tell me what ASMR stands for?
@@KimC657 No clue what it stands for, but it's noise that makes people feel "tingly."
Nothing sexual, but it is people that like the noise of paper rustling and tapping your fingers on a glass of water.
@@Widdekuu91 thanks!
4:08 listen this is quality ASMR. Nothing can top this.
SANDY STANS
Why is 8:37
The most replayed part what the frick are ya'll doing on here!?
The weirdest lives I've come across with no real similarities to what i actually enjoy and what TikTok live has, is essentially feet, people arguing, or asmr ear pain
8:05 is literally just black face. like, it is tattooed, blackout, with bright red lips. thats not even on accident. thats just straight up tattooed, on purpose black face.
I know, it's really poorly hidden
5:06 Stop yelling at me
NO.
"Is this doing anything for you, big boy?" Had me CACKLING please never change
One time during my physics lesson, a couple of girls on my table hid a phone behind their phone case and filmed a tiktok live where they said that if they got a certain amount of views and likes they would show their.....private bits and the fact people actually liked the live and wanted to join it was just absolutely apauling to me. I mean they meant it as a joke but it is still disgusting and I am horrified.
OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
i saw the person on live for TEN DAYS and they were just doing like.. idle animations as a doll 😭
wait nvm you showed them LMAO
Is it just me that found the ending to the video excitingly creepy in a way. I love the effort she put into the end with the scream of “I don’t want to be alone” getting perfectly cut off makes me so happy to see. Although that could be in a kinda messed up sense. Love the videos and keep up the work❤
I loved it too! I must admit I was about to click off and right in that moment it caught me off guard. It was so creepy
BRO I WAS ACTUALLY IGONNA HOP TO ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR VID AND THAT JUST FREAKED ME OUT BRO ITS SO WELL DONE
@9:30...Harambe is rolling in his grave at that insult.
2:22 as someone who has substanced abused yes i can confirm
you sound like a very un-entertained news anchor…and i love it! ly ❤️
9:17 the fact that all these people are calling him “father” or “Papa” 💀
Proof that people really really like suits
I was losing my mind at this one. That, combined with the slowly fade in of the spooky lighting gorilla picture sent me completely.
@@kon2175 I'm glad I'm not the only one who was way more affected by that than I should be, I was ugly laughing
Nice piano skills
Why did that last bit genuinely give me shivers...
I felt so bad I don't want to make funky frog sad....
The end scared me
6:25 this this is nice i think
I am a cat person, I find that adorable
I actually feel cleansed after watching that
4:35 my friend and I were in that stream just laughing together, funniest thing I had watched that day. She later said her dogs were sick and confused everyone about her feet.
What does she look like Amber Herd
I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK WHILE LISTENING TO THIS AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING- 💀
The ending called me out so hard. The timing was on point, I had just started minimizing it so I could watch another one of their videos lol
9:18 the comments 💀
Looks like failboat’s chat
3:24 Lord Farquad is that you
😂😂😂lmao😂😂😂
“This is not a wig, I was blessed by my mommy” -lord farquaad 2023-2024
MiawinkyASMR 😫 @@cherrykittyrose7461
@@cherrykittyrose7461 "you need a whole new wig"
@@lwaysDrawing *peaceful, beautiful, quiet wig snatching sounds*
I keep getting small business lives, I've never been happier to have dull recommendations now knowing whats out there
Tik Tok lives seem to vary from mildly normal, to fever dreams, to very concerning
4:16 i on the floor help me😭
I like ur pfp :)
@@stitchizgay thank you :3
8:55 That's MyCherryCrush and she's been doing porn for at least a decade now. She's Belle Delphine's inspiration
God I had a bf that used to watch her. 😂 I can see the resemblance now that you've brought it up
Preach
"i hate ASMR" continues to play the most mysophonic ASMR live snippets X_X
Wake uo babe- old FunkyFrogBait lore popped up/J
10:16
they literally create my favorite commentary on this app
That glassy eyes idle animation person actually does take breaks on live, but they are so few and far between that I've only seen it once despite being recommended their live SO MANY TIMES.
10:04 clicked away to check a notification and then this happened and I legitimately felt bad. I promise I always watch the outtro, Frogbait, I love you ❤️🥺
sky: *THUNDER*
Me: *turns around*
Her: "Hey wait wait wait! Where are you going!?"
the timing for that was so perfect
They are nonbinary
10:01 blew me away - you called me out 😩.
Best channel I’ve encountered in a very long time.
the theater kid really jumped out there and I loved it heheh
I genuinely worry how many of the ppl on TikTok lives are actually trafficking victims. I've seen several where it's a handful of girls in front of a camera with a man off camera roughly telling them what to do. It's genuinely concerning.
damn I never thought about this that’s terrifying
I love that Spider-Man guy. He brings me so much joy.
The cheese grater one sounds like the music I used to download from a really weird French underground music website.
02:53 is the reason why aliens don't visit us anymore.
7:29 these are for drawing references! it looks absolutely insane but theyre fantastic for figure drawing and pose reference
That's neat
That one with the squeaky toy in her throat was funny for no reason 💀
The cheese grater on the Blue Yeti mic hurt me personally, as a content creator who uses that mic. You hurt me, Spider-Man. You hurt me real bad.
0:45 Butters actually has an extremely good life, his mom really cares for and loves him.
There’s a guy who has a Janna the hut toy thing and he spins it and sings songs and talks to people. Honestly one of my favorite people on the planet. 10/10
that freaking this has come to my feed for solid 2 years now. I truly fear for my life and I just want to end the fucking thing from its misery.
I fucking love jabba 😂
I FOLLOW THAT GUY. It’s probably the best account On TikTok tbh
9:04 she also makes asmr "content" so double whammy
In the past 22 hours you have became one of my favorite commentary TH-camrs
this is the first video i've watched from you when i was looking up the tiktok NPC trend. you are so funny and real. i'm subbing!
I came across a live that was two adult men dueling with their Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and whatever the arm equipment is. It was an experience.
Your comment has summoned my inner Yu-Gi-Oh nerd. I was OBSESSED with the anime and I used to own the cards (I got rid of them. Some days, I regret it. But, I'm trying to look at it in a way of "Someone else is enjoying them")
The arm equipment you're referring to is known as a Duel Disk. I used to own one!!!
Want to know a fun fact? The person you used as an example of a belle Delphine clone is also an nsfw asmr creator. Just gotta hit every category possible
She's also a pornstar.
Cherry has also been doing adult content for like over 10 years, she was a Tumblr porn bb xD
I always stay til the end because I like the funny/aesthetic frames at the end :>
Okay I just wanna say that as someone who has watched every single video on your channel you are genuinely like one of my idols I just wanna say thank you for even being on TH-cam I just have to watch one of your videos or yt shorts and I AUTOMATICALLY cheer up
Keep at it I hope things are going well :) 👍🏻
I've come across these kinds of lives, but the ones that trigger me the most is the weird doll lives, where they take popular(then and now) characters, dress them up, make the girl dolls pregnant, and basically repeat the "poor to rich" trope over and over again
The yellow foot lady went through a period where she said her feet were her “dogs” and I sat on her live for about 20 minutes listening to her and a random lady screaming back and forth to each other
Bro me too i was so like weirded out lmao
dogs is slang for feet, I've found out recently. as in "my dogs are barking" to refer to your feet hurting.
@@Rambertawho the fuck uses that as a slang anyway?
THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED HER TOO
Sounds like me when I didn’t sleep for five days on fake Addy in grad school and my script paper for my thesis called me the c word. She may be non medicated not treatment schizotypal and boy that’s terrifying
That Spiderman asmr put me into a deep slumber for days
That mental breakdown of not wanting us to click of was PERFECTLY timed with me about to click off that felt so targeted