I know this is a small detail, but the fact that quite a lot of the nasty stuff, seems like it’s violating cleanliness/health codes. Which is unhygienic and gross.
@rockiandpebbles3705 not just that, but also that clip of rubbing the RAW CHICKEN all around the counter, that’s really dangerous because of all the bacteria being spread around.
This, the whole time this man was doing all this sh*t to this food I just kept thinking “my god the particulates coming out of and off of him are all in that frosting, bread, and oil… oh no not the Nutella jar!” This man has “normal looking dudebro who thinks his 6 pack is a personality who tries to make thirst traps but inadvertantly grosses everyone out” energy… and it’s sad that’s a thriving category at this point on tiktok
For real! They are pretty eyepleasing, but I'm incredibly repelled by the spitting... and other astrocities they do to those ingredients that would cause food safety hazards
Yes. There’s a very buff and handsome dude that makes cooking videos. He clearly knows how attractive he is, but he also just makes food normally. He’s attractive, his food looks great, and I’m not left wanting to puke.
As a lesbian that grew up exclusively on the food channel I think this is actually what the government shows to torture criminals and get information out of them because I'd definitely confess about the incident if I saw this genre for more than 5 seconds
"STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING! IM A CHILD OF GOD" fucking destroyed me. the tiktok in context incited a violent fight-or-flight response and the cut spared my life
Imagine being a sweet grandma, just searching recipes in that cool app your grandkids showed you and just stumbling upon this man who’s kissing the shit outta that bread dough.
Chad chad, Jarvis Johnson, and Annamarie Forccino did videos on the lady. Just look up “questionable TikTok food hacks” followed by any of their names to find it.
As a bisexual,his cooking literally made me say nope,if i was ever invited to his house to eat that horrendous food,I would just dip out because that is just a nope for me
The Markiplier lookalike chef is a friendly wink and a smile at a nice bar but the Donut Daddy is a man coming to your table, sitting himself down with you, handing you a drink you didn’t ask for and declaring that you WILL go home with him tonight and proceeds to explicitly state everything he wants to do to you. It’s so aggressive and uncomfortable
As a straight woman who is obsessed with food safety. I'm sorry to the asexual, aroace and aromantic community who watched the clips and experienced true hetero horror. *Usually I would respond to each comment since the kindness of everyone who forgave us straight women for being the target audience. The harrowing ordeal we all have experienced with these nonchefs have unfortunately scarred us and there is not enough therapy to truly overcome. Hopefully one day we can look at a cupcake and not cringe and suffer from PTSD.
Thank you. As an asexual who is also obsessed with food safety, it was a true horror and I will never ever not think of it and think "OH MY FUCKING GOD PUT YOUR HAIR IN A NET STOP TOUCHING THE DOUGH WITH YOUR MOUTH STOP SPITTING ON EVERYTHING STOP TOUCHING GODDAMN EVERYTHING AND WEAR A GODDAMN SHIRT I DON'T WANT YOUR SWEAT IN MY FOOD"
I don’t know if this counts but quincy’s tavern is actually really good and some of the other content he makes aside from food is also really enjoyable
That is why they make the video that … disgusting because it’s makes people get mad and comment “why are you doing that” then the algorithm sees that lot of people are commenting and pushes the video to be more popular.
The fact that people like this can be just fine on tiktok but people posting wholesome content get flagged and taken down for "suggestive imagery" is wild
The "daddy's nuts" thing just has me imagining him sitting concentrated over that little note with a ball-point pen writing it down and it makes me laugh
Donut daddy looks like the kind of guy to to call you ugly and worthless while at the same time stalking and threatening you all because you told him no.
Your sad beige mom’s video randomly popped up on my FYP and boy am I glad it did! I subscribed before it finished and I’ve been working my way through your videos for the last few days. You my friend are hilarious and completely on point with your commentary and insight! I am thoroughly enjoying your content! Thank you so much for joy!😊
The almighty algorithm blessed me with your channel not one week ago and I've been binging... hard. Lots of laughs and memorable videos BUT THIS! THIS is for the books. The jokes, the editing, the music choices. Everything about this video is chef's kiss
Music fact! The song in the first video is Parasail by Silent Partner. This is the same group that made the sound for the TH-cam questionnaire ad thingy
Ban people for calling themselves daddy on tiktok is something I can get behind, but what we NEED even more is for whatever he did to that chicken to be a federal crime.
He’s literally groping and touching a dead chickens corpse in a way that’s supposed to be erotic. It genuinely grosses me out because its just so morally wrong, the dough was just grains and eggs and milk and whatnot but that’s literally an animal.
As an asexual, seeing a half naked man sexually harass and defile perfectly delicious looking treats, this is my absolute worst nightmare. So, really, you’re not far off in the jump scare aspect! Honestly though, watching that was….rough….I may be perverted, even for an asexual, but that was uncomfortable because I’ve never actually felt this way before. I mean, I’ve seen some nasty and unsanitary things people do with food like painting or making nasty combinations, but I’ve never felt….repulsed, in such a way before? I know I sound like I’m being really harsh, but it’s more so surprise on my side because I’ve genuinely never experienced this type of sensory of uncomfortable, almost like threatening when it comes to preparing food. Maybe it’s because I _am_ asexual that I find this so…blasphemous? Lmao idk, but either way it was still incredibly entertaining to watch you talk about and react to!
To be honest 50% of the time I don’t even know what donut daddy is trying to imply by just mishandling the food, and then the other 50% is just the most concentrated cringe behavior I’ve ever seen
He gves the vibe of someone who pretends he's great at it but is really so bad that every woman he's ever had blocks him on every social platform imaginable
Also a vagina is not exactly comparable to fruit or bread or any of the other stuff these men are using as replacement genitals. Just because something has a hole you can put your finger in, it doesn't mean you can or SHOULD finger it. But these people do not seem to understand that.
I just discovered your content a few days agon and man it is good! Thanks for your filthy mouthed, potty humored, entertainint content. Keep 'em coming! By the way: I felt emotions 1-3 while watching these strange cooking videos.
I’m a baker. I like to search Pinterest for recipes… I have unfortunately stumbled upon this content which then leads me to hide in a corner and feel immensely uncomfortable when I’m baking anything
God I can just imagine the conversation between donut daddy and a close relative going like... 1:"Hey, what did you make this smoothie out of." 2:"Oh, I made it out of strawberry's, bananas, milk, ice, iced cream, and the secret ingredient LUST." 1:"Do you mean lo-" 2:"No, lust, you know the deadly sin kind." 1:*Gags on smoothie*
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Ah yes grammarly
finally i can write about how i hate baby’s with grammar
Are you implying that I’m bad at spelling😡😡😡 cuz you got that right😭
@@c0t._.Com. why do I love this comment
Oh, slay. I’ll use the link for sure
I know this is a small detail, but the fact that quite a lot of the nasty stuff, seems like it’s violating cleanliness/health codes. Which is unhygienic and gross.
@rockiandpebbles3705 not just that, but also that clip of rubbing the RAW CHICKEN all around the counter, that’s really dangerous because of all the bacteria being spread around.
...Delicious
Theres probably atleast 12 health code violations from the FDA for stuff like this
Don't worry.
This is simply miscategorised as "cooking content"
In reality, it's kink content and shouldn't be shown to minors.
Yeah ik they are literally licking almost everything they touch! Makes me worry about how they prepare food for others
"conventionally attractive people can do the weirdest shit and get away with it" always comes to mind lmao
🎯
its sad and true!!!
Unrelated but I love your profile pic 😭
Facts
Fr, if the chefs were not conventionally attractive, I'm sure they would be bombarded with comments calling them creepy and gross.
“ what emotion do you feel after watching the following clips?”
A. Confusion❌ B. Disgust❌ or C. ĦŮÆ Æ Æ Æ✅
I feel
D. This makes me dead inside
I feel E. All of the above
I feel F. want to delete tic toc.
i feel
G. no
I feel H: help me
the Nutella fingering and "are you wet yet" had the same energy as Markiplier punching the eatable slime and asking "are you close"
ah yes, a fellow unus annus fan
Brand new sentence 😭
literally what I thought
Yes
Do not you dare INSULT markiplier in such scandalous ways
The sexiest thing a person can do in the kitchen is respect safety codes and standards
Fuck yeah man so sexy taking themselves and others into consideration!!!
consent is sexy hence this comment
There's nothing sexier than taking off your rings and wearing clothes so your sweat and pubes won't fall into the food you're making.
A man who can cook and follow safety guidelines and practices 😍
This, the whole time this man was doing all this sh*t to this food I just kept thinking “my god the particulates coming out of and off of him are all in that frosting, bread, and oil… oh no not the Nutella jar!”
This man has “normal looking dudebro who thinks his 6 pack is a personality who tries to make thirst traps but inadvertantly grosses everyone out” energy… and it’s sad that’s a thriving category at this point on tiktok
The crazy thing is that if these guys just baked the normal way, I bet so many more people WOULD be thirsting over them instead of being horrified.
They think that this is what women want to see😬
For real! They are pretty eyepleasing, but I'm incredibly repelled by the spitting... and other astrocities they do to those ingredients that would cause food safety hazards
Yes. There’s a very buff and handsome dude that makes cooking videos. He clearly knows how attractive he is, but he also just makes food normally.
He’s attractive, his food looks great, and I’m not left wanting to puke.
Exactly. How am I supposed to thirst over sexy DILFs making donuts and hot cowboys cooking steak if you’re handfucking the food like that????
@@alexaczigany9470 "EYEPLEASING" HIS FACE CAN'T GO WITH HIS JAW LINE AND HIS EYES ARE DEAD.
I prefer my baked goods unmolested personally
I prefer mine homemade after seeing this man.
How do you think they put the holes in the doughnuts
I concur
Took the phrase, “made with love,” to a whole other level 💀
“made love too”
He quite literally made love to it.
😂😂😂
@@gizmo_gadgets6482🤣👍
no no, those weren’t made with love, they were made with lust!
You: "STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING, IM A CHILD OF GODDDDDDDD-"
Your neighbors: 😨😨😨😨😨
💀
"Ah shit, Neighbor's fightin' a demon, we should go help"
WHERES THE CLIP?
@@MASKED_0UTLAW8:57
@@MASKED_0UTLAW 8:58
somehow the horniness of the chef is making the food 10x less appetizing
And it’s not even what he does with the food that makes it awful it’s the fact that he gets so damn horny while making food.
So true
Yeah. He definitely came in the food and that's not one of the intended ingredients
You mean xinfinity or DUCK I JUST LOST MY DUCKING HALF DIGESTED FOOD
After seeing dough get smacked and sniffed aggressively makes me not want to touch the bread thats made afterwards with a 50 foot stick
He ate the donut with A FORK AND KNIFE after FINGERING EVERYTHING
The AUDACITY!
8:58 “STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING, I’M A CHILD OF GOOOO- * *SCREAMING* *”
Best line EVER said 😭
As a lesbian that grew up exclusively on the food channel I think this is actually what the government shows to torture criminals and get information out of them because I'd definitely confess about the incident if I saw this genre for more than 5 seconds
The incident?
Same dude id instantly talk about what happened 14:00 in 2/24/2008
fr i might have nightmares
same sis
@@raul-aurelianserban8295 quick show her more
"STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING! IM A CHILD OF GOD" fucking destroyed me. the tiktok in context incited a violent fight-or-flight response and the cut spared my life
I was feeling actually nauseous but that made me snort 😂
I feel like I need a priest after that
I need that on a shirt haha
It'll be funnier without the context 😂
FR LMAO
"That's the second worst thing to happen to that chicken." I fuckin LOST IT here.
His future employer looking at their digital footprint: 😨
SIR, SIR, STEP AWAY FROM THE DOUGH
I like ur pfp
Or I'll take matters into my own hands
Real
@@tazergraphics thanks
SIR STEP AWAY FROM THE CHICKEN
Imagine being a sweet grandma, just searching recipes in that cool app your grandkids showed you and just stumbling upon this man who’s kissing the shit outta that bread dough.
I would be traumatized tbh
i would say BILLY WHY DO YOU CONSUME THIS CONTENT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN INTO
its breed dough by the time hes done
@@zoey-b LMAO
Or a young person who wants to learn cooking.
I was dependent on cooking videos at the age of 12
Him choking his mixer is the funniest shit to me. 😂
W-wait what? When was this?
"STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING, IAM A CHILD OF GOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Decribes me perfectly.
I’ve never thought I’d feel this violated seeing someone making food. And I’ve seen the woman that makes cocktails in her toilet
The woman who WHAT😟
I feel sorry for the food.
Chad chad, Jarvis Johnson, and Annamarie Forccino did videos on the lady. Just look up “questionable TikTok food hacks” followed by any of their names to find it.
These people are like the food perverts from Tampopo.
Why did you have to remind us of that...
just aggresively screaming are you wet yet while violently stabbing nutella is genuinely one of the funniest things i've seen
Dude, I cackled like a 15th century witch, omg
I let out a completely unhinged shriek laugh.
My boyfriend was so concerned when he heard me cackle
i laughed like a pug trying to breathe
I scream laughed oh my god
As a bisexual,his cooking literally made me say nope,if i was ever invited to his house to eat that horrendous food,I would just dip out because that is just a nope for me
8:16 he violated that chicken, i feel bad for the chicken now😭
Funky screaming and going insane is as amazing as the fact Funky is more consistent than 50% of US marriages
Not you again 💀
Okay but the screams are the best 😂
Not you again you always pop up in every comment section
He's everywhere 😟
No stop it go away you're everywhere!
The Markiplier lookalike chef is a friendly wink and a smile at a nice bar but the Donut Daddy is a man coming to your table, sitting himself down with you, handing you a drink you didn’t ask for and declaring that you WILL go home with him tonight and proceeds to explicitly state everything he wants to do to you. It’s so aggressive and uncomfortable
couldn't have said it better myself
flirting vs harassment
@@aquam4rinefr 💀
Also, doesn't help that it is so corny that it feels as if he also asked if it hurt when you fell from heaven.
@@aquam4rinewholesome vs corny
The most disturbing part of it all is the fact that these creators KNOW Tiktok is a kid’s platform. These people should be arrested.
“What emotion do you feel after watching the following clips?”
D. Feeling completely dead inside.
As a straight woman who is obsessed with food safety. I'm sorry to the asexual, aroace and aromantic community who watched the clips and experienced true hetero horror.
*Usually I would respond to each comment since the kindness of everyone who forgave us straight women for being the target audience. The harrowing ordeal we all have experienced with these nonchefs have unfortunately scarred us and there is not enough therapy to truly overcome. Hopefully one day we can look at a cupcake and not cringe and suffer from PTSD.
i accept ur apology, but i will never recover :(
Thank you. As an asexual who is also obsessed with food safety, it was a true horror and I will never ever not think of it and think "OH MY FUCKING GOD PUT YOUR HAIR IN A NET STOP TOUCHING THE DOUGH WITH YOUR MOUTH STOP SPITTING ON EVERYTHING STOP TOUCHING GODDAMN EVERYTHING AND WEAR A GODDAMN SHIRT I DON'T WANT YOUR SWEAT IN MY FOOD"
Apology accepted but there will be necessary therapy
thank you for the apology, my asexual, aromantic ass was definitely petrified by this, greatly ⚰
thank you
as an aroace person i am in my grave rn
As a woman who’s questioning my sexuality I thank that dude! For letting me realise I’m lesbian
As a male homoromantic asexual I am just grateful to have confirmation that I have standards and am not blinded by people's bodies.
Welcome to the club!
You do not need to be lesbian to find this very unsettling... take it from a bi girl 💀💀
As a male bisexual i wish I was simply just straight after seeing this
What
“yummy for my tummy! *i love the taste of human.* “
i’m crying why is that so funny
the literal definition of "sir this is a wendys"
This is the first time I’ve sat through an entire Grammarly ad because of the utter despair and distraught emotions this chef made me feel.
Just going trhough it for the same reason...I am too...ggh....I need a break!!
Im also enjoying the break bc of what we’ve witnessed. I didn’t think it would be that bad but it genuinely is disgusting to me. Just nasty
Honestly also sat there the whole time genuinely enjoying the break haha.
then Funky's plan worked
Same the rest was so.. words cannot describe it
Funky shouting “STAHP FINGERING EVERYTHING. IM A CHILD OF GO-“ and then devolving into screaming is hilarious to me.
Same 😂😂😂 I died at that part
8:57
My mom heard that from my phone
I can imagine the clerks at his local grocery store give him the side eye when he's near the produce.
And the perfectly cut scream too
10:36 Startled me because my name is Odin
Awesome name dude
We need Gordon Ramsey’s reaction to these kinds of baking videos
The only useful thing I've learned from TikTok cooks is that the people with the nicest kitchen set-ups really don't deserve them.
Except @JoshuaWeissman , don’t disrespect papa.
@@Lumpyfish Josh's pork belly recipe is really solid and he seems like a chill guy.
And at least he's not dry humping the food. Just wtf?
I don’t know if this counts but quincy’s tavern is actually really good and some of the other content he makes aside from food is also really enjoyable
Except for the people that actually cook like that guy that throws the tea towel at the end of every video
and vegan people with any degree bit culinary are inceedible cooks
I don’t understand how badly made food videos are so entertaining, it’s like a free invitation to be angry.
"a free invitation to be angry" is a perfect explanation for most things you see on the internet nowadays
That is why they make the video that … disgusting because it’s makes people get mad and comment “why are you doing that” then the algorithm sees that lot of people are commenting and pushes the video to be more popular.
@@smeegheadsoooo true
@@smeegheadalso I subscribed
Or a free invitation to loose weight!!
Begging this guy to buy a shirt his size.
Stop shopping in the children section, my guy!
The editing on this is making me laugh so hard, funkyfrogbait I love you, please don't die
THAT'S SO RANDOM WHAT
The fact that people like this can be just fine on tiktok but people posting wholesome content get flagged and taken down for "suggestive imagery" is wild
As an artist amen to that 🙏 tiktok doesn’t follow its own rules its so frustrating
also how theres literally children on the app mostly ⁉️😰
@@lemonmeat Because of TickTocks marketing and presention of itself
Imagine wanting to generally watch a cooking channel to learn a nice recipe only to see some guy act sexual with literal food ☠☠☠
At least I wouldn't need the recipe anymore because of the loss of appetite from it 💀
@@aookami9581 ong 💀
Same. Like, i don't want to see someone pretend that a kitchen utensil is their dinga linga boing boing.
“And for desert, he will fuck a pie and will finish on a cookie plate” 😂
I wouldn't be able to drink anything if I saw the food being prepared like this
“How wet before *what* slides in?”
*smile falls*
“Cedric? *CEDRIC?”*
I needed to stop this video every 5 seconds and go take a walk around the house 😭😭
LIKE WHY WOULD HE DO THAT???????
Michael Scott NOOO GOD NOOO at my house lmao
After watching this video as a bisexual baker, I am now an asexual unemployed women.
As a fellow Bisexual Demiromantic woman who loves cooking/baking, I can confirm I became AroAce because of these videos. /j
As a bisexual, sex-repulsed asexual, I can confirm that these videos made me all the more confident in my sexuality.
As a lesbian aromantic who dreams to own a bakery, I can confirm this is why I'm aromantic
As a panromantic asexual person who loves cooking/baking, I believe I am now aromantic asexual because of this
Damn it made you so asexual it made you undergo mitosis?
The alliteration. The puns. Pure genius.
They almost make up for being traumatized by the "baking" clips
I think we all need some bleach after this one...
@@MegaHero709 I think we're to need more than bleach. I think we need a cold shower too while we're at it...
@@ichigopockychanI might shower in bleach..
“I’m a child of GOOOODD!”
I love this line so much, I say it to myself all the time to make me laugh 😂
" STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING , I'M A CHILD OF GOOOOOO- " - funkyfrogbait , 2023
I watched this PURELY in solidarity because I couldn't let Funky suffer alone.
We're all in this together ❤️
@dalailarose1596 once we know that we are, we're all stars. And we see that 👄👁👄
Me too. We can't let Funky shrink away because of the cringe.
@@chillitheconqueror3567 we're all in this together!
@@chillitheconqueror3567🎶We’re all in this together and it shows when we stand hand in hand make our dreams come truuue🎶
4:56 "ARE YOU WET YET???" Me: My face sure is from the tears I've cried watching this.
I don’t think I’ll ever be wet again…
@@karenduvall1415 HELP
@@karenduvall1415 i will be wet when i bathe in holy water after this
Why is bro kissing the dough?
Edit: “STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING! IM A CHILD OF GOD!” I love it 😂😂😂
Pov:what people think what the milkman [from tnmn] is doing 9:02 💀
Kill me pls
The "daddy's nuts" thing just has me imagining him sitting concentrated over that little note with a ball-point pen writing it down and it makes me laugh
STOP
"Hehehe the lady's are gonna LOVE THIS!!"
@@user-gw7uy3il1kthe ladies right now: ....😨
Imagine him having to rewrite it because he messed up a letter,
Cool pfp
Donut daddy looks like the kind of guy to to call you ugly and worthless while at the same time stalking and threatening you all because you told him no.
ah yes, an incel cook.
He looks like quagmire from family guy
@@littleflame19idk i kinda think he looks like josh hutcherson mixed with shane dawson
:(
Bro chill he is just baking
Your sad beige mom’s video randomly popped up on my FYP and boy am I glad it did! I subscribed before it finished and I’ve been working my way through your videos for the last few days. You my friend are hilarious and completely on point with your commentary and insight! I am thoroughly enjoying your content! Thank you so much for joy!😊
The almighty algorithm blessed me with your channel not one week ago and I've been binging... hard. Lots of laughs and memorable videos BUT THIS! THIS is for the books. The jokes, the editing, the music choices. Everything about this video is chef's kiss
i laughed way too hard at “STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING”
IM A CHILD OF GOOOOOOOO-
ngl me too
I misread that as "i slayed way too hard" lol
SAME 😂
Timestamp-8:57
my groin just zipped itself closed
What a relief.
my pp did so too and I didn't even know that was possible
My groin said to me: "Like it or not, your being a woman and you don't have to go through surgery"
@@Kowalski_at-Bayern Same, I was already handling gender dysphoria so this really helped me check out womanhood XD
@@Archiver_Studiogender dysphoria?
8:58
“IM A CHILD OF *GŒÕØÔÖŒØÒŌÓ-“*
Music fact! The song in the first video is Parasail by Silent Partner. This is the same group that made the sound for the TH-cam questionnaire ad thingy
"STOPPO FINGERING EVERYTHING, IM A CHILD OF GODDÆÀÆÀÀ"
POV:Any human watching this"What did my eyes do to deserve this?"
THERE’S PEOPLE WHO THIRSTTRAP WHILE COOKING, THERE IS NO GOD
Ban people for calling themselves daddy on tiktok is something I can get behind, but what we NEED even more is for whatever he did to that chicken to be a federal crime.
nah what he did to that chicken has to be some sort of necroph*lia and be@stiality….. like i’m not even vegan but that is a CORPSE????
This is so funny
He’s literally groping and touching a dead chickens corpse in a way that’s supposed to be erotic.
It genuinely grosses me out because its just so morally wrong, the dough was just grains and eggs and milk and whatnot but that’s literally an animal.
destroying a large swath of gay men with this one lmao
I too was traumatized by the chicken 😂
He absolutely VIOLATED those pastries
righttt and that poor chickennnn
11:46 I also like the Tom Holland look alike who only gives you a heart and a cute wink. It’s adorable🥹
dude literally gave the phrase "food porn" a whole new meaning..... _stares into the void with disgust_
For real! As someone who went to culinary school, this made me want to gag due to the health code violations.
The void stares back with intrigue
fr, i’ve never lost my appetite faster
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As an asexual, seeing a half naked man sexually harass and defile perfectly delicious looking treats, this is my absolute worst nightmare. So, really, you’re not far off in the jump scare aspect!
Honestly though, watching that was….rough….I may be perverted, even for an asexual, but that was uncomfortable because I’ve never actually felt this way before. I mean, I’ve seen some nasty and unsanitary things people do with food like painting or making nasty combinations, but I’ve never felt….repulsed, in such a way before? I know I sound like I’m being really harsh, but it’s more so surprise on my side because I’ve genuinely never experienced this type of sensory of uncomfortable, almost like threatening when it comes to preparing food. Maybe it’s because I _am_ asexual that I find this so…blasphemous? Lmao idk, but either way it was still incredibly entertaining to watch you talk about and react to!
Nah, you did the right amount of harsh, these videos are disgusting if not repulsive
Its because its not your fetish
And like. Not to kink shame but at that guy
STOP IT. SOME KINKS ARENT MEANT TO BE SHARED ON MAIN. AAAAAAAA
Hold on I didn't catch that.... are you asexual?
Every time he violated those desserts and my eyeballs was another confirmation of my asexuality. I feel scarred
I'm not asexual but I can relate. Watching those videos make me feel violated and make me want to never eat food again.
8:58 "STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING -" I needed to hear that while watching that-
4:24 "our *top* baker" you say? hmmm
@user-te5pd5zs8g 😭 LMAO
You can be my top
@@bread9486 a bread????????!?!?
Yet he never wears a top 😔
@@alishascircus5424 he IS the top
This is honestly one of the MANY reasons I will not let my child go unmonitored on the internet till she’s in her mid teens
I will probably do that when i have kids
Tbh the internet is why I’m not having kids. Can’t keep it from them forever and there’s so much you can be exposed to on there.
TH-cam kids is a great starter app
Edit: Apparently it’s not a great app rip 💀
I'm only letting mine have a leapfrog
@@pregnantleggies3696 i don't think youtube kids is a great starter app for your child
I cannot even begin to describe how physically uncomfortable this man makes me
I dont think anyone can, this is all kinds of wrong.
stop cause he looks like josh hutcherson mixed with shane dawson
THIS
@@_ema.143 * Throws you into a giant pickle jar filled with holy water *
@@rheasvero what'd i do 😭😭
5:55 Im sorry, i have to do this...
Liberal arts degree
Netflix: are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter: 2:14
To be honest 50% of the time I don’t even know what donut daddy is trying to imply by just mishandling the food, and then the other 50% is just the most concentrated cringe behavior I’ve ever seen
He gves the vibe of someone who pretends he's great at it but is really so bad that every woman he's ever had blocks him on every social platform imaginable
Fatherless behavior
@@Lovelink3325😂😂lol
Also a vagina is not exactly comparable to fruit or bread or any of the other stuff these men are using as replacement genitals. Just because something has a hole you can put your finger in, it doesn't mean you can or SHOULD finger it. But these people do not seem to understand that.
@@Lovelink3325 We do NOT claim these guys.
As an asexual baking student, I’m horrified.
As a lesbian, I agree.
Fellow ace baker. Watching this made me want to vomit
As a gay man, I'm horrified too 🤝🤝🤝
As a straight woman I am very disgusted
As an asexual foodie I am also horrified
I just discovered your content a few days agon and man it is good! Thanks for your filthy mouthed, potty humored, entertainint content. Keep 'em coming! By the way: I felt emotions 1-3 while watching these strange cooking videos.
3:15 ish) never been happier to hear an ad ... and I _hate_ ads so much I stopped watching tv for 15yrs or so...
I’m a baker. I like to search Pinterest for recipes… I have unfortunately stumbled upon this content which then leads me to hide in a corner and feel immensely uncomfortable when I’m baking anything
I feel bad for you now
I can relate now and I'm so sorry :,)
Don't worry. Just block it out like it's a bad dream...
PRETEND it WAS JUST A FEVER DREAM THAT USUALLY WORKS FOR ME
as a gay man this makes me feel “MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL MICHAAAAEEEL”
Ace guy in the same boat here!
@@WilliamAftonOriginalaye a fellow ace buddy
@@TheProcaztinator Ayy!
As a bi person im feeling more of an “alvin and The chipmunks in a microwave” Vibe.
As a gay demisexual man I agree
I suffered the 5 stages of grief watching this😭
I have never been so unappetized in my 10 years of baking 🥲
“Well that’s the second worst thing that chicken has been through” had me dead 💀
You know the saying “Fate worse then death?” …That chicken went through the worse fate. I’d say the DEATH was the second worst thing 😭
yea u know what else is dead?
@@Ikhouvanbrood wut?
@@I_Am_Not_Emo the chicken
@@Ikhouvanbrood Ok that was funny and I should’ve expected it 😭
"It was the yeast you could do." "Is this Fifty Shades of Grain." You have such good humour. I love it.
Exactly lmao
Fifty Shades of Glaze
@@nataliestafford1535 crazy lol
I was wondering if anyone else realized this😂😂
This guy seriously can't hold it in until he's done the video😭👍
God I can just imagine the conversation between donut daddy and a close relative going like...
1:"Hey, what did you make this smoothie out of."
2:"Oh, I made it out of strawberry's, bananas, milk, ice, iced cream, and the secret ingredient LUST."
1:"Do you mean lo-"
2:"No, lust, you know the deadly sin kind."
1:*Gags on smoothie*
As a gay man, who is known for thirsting for hot dudes on TikTok, even I find this to be TOO DAMN MUCH
THIS.
THIS.
Samee but I’m a bi woman
THIS.
Ditto and I’m a bi woman. And you wonder why I only have a very…VERY select taste of men. He is NOT one of them.
you’ve heard of pedophiles ,you’ve heard of zoophiles, but now, we’ve got foodphiles.
It’s unfortunately not a new thing
@@Rachel_2209
Nice name
Hey at least you don't have to go to jail for loving a turk- oh never mind that's a dead animal I take that back.
💀💀
Im scared
Maybe it’s time we build a real life FLDSMDFR💀
U "STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING IM A CHILD OF GOD! me rn dieing of 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
these people have literally violated their cuisine so much, they should have already gotten a restraining order and charges for assalt.
Assalt! Love it!
Salt joke...nice.
i've never been happier to get interrupted by somebody talking abt grammarly in my entire life 💀
HABAJAJA THIS IS SO FUNNY I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
it might be the only sponsor break that i haven’t skipped
Can I just say that I love Funky Frog Bait, they seem like such a cool person
As a Professional Chef, I am absolutely horrified and totally grossed out. As a woman, I am absolutely horrified and totally grossed out.
I am a 50-year-old woman and don't always hold the same opinions as you, but I find your content hilarious. 🤣Please keep up the excellent work. I hope your fan base grows 😊
this is so wholesome WHAT!?!?!?!?😭
@@Alexis1235P IK 😭😭
I also LOVE funky frog’s content! It’s just amazing
@@Alexis1235Pshe edited it to say hilarious now lol😂😂😂
IM SO HAPPY YOUR A NORMAL 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN AND NOT "THEM"
As an asexual person with food aversions, these men are portraying my worst nightmare
RIGHT?!! D:
Omg sameeee
As an asexual person that loves food, it makes me so fucking uncomfortable. I can't even eat cereal without thinking about the milk thing...
As an asexual person who loves to cook, I have been internally screaming since five seconds into the video
IKR
Probably the only time i never wanted the add to run out
I have never been so greatful for a sponsor before
I giggle and kick my feet when funkyfrogbait uploads
That's so cute! and so do I honestly! 🤗🤗♥♥
I've been giggling at the bar for the past 5 minutes
True😂
SO TRUE
squinting bc i saw you post this exact sentence on ethan's video last night
Brings a whole new meaning to ‘finger food’
Underrated comment. In the worst way possible.
@@fellow-genya-enjoyer ty
@@fellow-genya-enjoyerey, a demon slayer fan! Yay!
Literally spit out my drink as I read this
💀💀😭
The only time I've been this close to throwing up from pure disgust was at a torture museum 🤢🤮