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  • @aaronboy1246
    @aaronboy1246 ปีที่แล้ว +2589

    Bro went from being a whimsical steampunk engineer to an office worker who's slaving away their soul to pay to live

    • @WallaceBreenFromKentucky
      @WallaceBreenFromKentucky ปีที่แล้ว +201

      He looked like a 1910-1925 pilot

    • @AshTheArcticFox
      @AshTheArcticFox ปีที่แล้ว +30

      OOF.

    • @NotUrSebbi
      @NotUrSebbi ปีที่แล้ว +186

      He looked so happy, how could someone do such a thing?

    • @Imaslutforpuns
      @Imaslutforpuns ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Live action eggman to just another cog in the corporate machine :(

    • @Whatthesimga123
      @Whatthesimga123 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Hot air balloon pilot to science teacher

  • @NellaJade
    @NellaJade ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Honestly that guy who gives claw machine plushies to random kids just gave me hope in humanity. This is a genuine and wonderful human being who warmed my heart so much. It’s so sad someone so pure got treated so poorly for their kindness.

  • @rottenDeathmoth_
    @rottenDeathmoth_ ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    i feel bad for the guy in the thumbnail. his mustache looked so cool and he looked so happy with it! i hope that his mother gets a bad haircut and that his mustache grows fast.

    • @rayusremy
      @rayusremy ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I remember seeing the original. Dudes girlfriend/wife hated his mustache and his hobbies, so either he got rid of her or she was gone. And he really adored her so all the things he loved about himself was gone. And he was miserable

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rayusremyoh

    • @otakuworm
      @otakuworm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Do you remember what the original was called? I'm curious about the full story@@rayusremy

    • @rayusremy
      @rayusremy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@otakuworm I've been looking for it for a bit now, but I can't find it. Idk if it was removed or something but I remember multiple different reddit youtubers talk about the story. I may need to find it through a video again

    • @Jellywolf-Taylorsversion-
      @Jellywolf-Taylorsversion- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Time stamp?

  • @pennsyltuckyreb9800
    @pennsyltuckyreb9800 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Never, never, ever... cut another man's beard/stache without permission. That is capital punishment territory.
    Here in Amishvania, we had a string of brutal murders of Amish men. One group snuck into the homes of the opposing group and shorn their beards in the night.... murders ensued.

  • @squibkib
    @squibkib ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    I feel bad for the guy who lost his mustache. It was pretty damn nice, ngl

    • @stevenst7391
      @stevenst7391 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He looks beter without,it might be me,but with the stache,he looks like hasan"double standard" piker

    • @foreverdm7000
      @foreverdm7000 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      ​@@stevenst7391he looked much happier with his mustache and I think that's what matters. It's his facial hair and he can do what he wants with it

    • @stevenst7391
      @stevenst7391 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@foreverdm7000 true

    • @elizabethbrown5537
      @elizabethbrown5537 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@stevenst7391honestly, as a girl, think he actually looked way hotter with the moustache

    • @adriennemoore4217
      @adriennemoore4217 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      on the thumbnail he looked so happy with his supervillain like mustache which is hilarious and then he's depressed when his dumbass mom shaved it

  • @unnamed1613
    @unnamed1613 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    15:57 Forcing your child to eat/drink something they are allergic to, can be counted as assault. If it´s an anaphylactic allergy it can even be counted as attempted murder.

  • @tomalator
    @tomalator ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Saying "I'll get the pilot" on a plane is the epitome of Karen on an airplane. What's the pilot gonna do? Turn the plane around and take everyone back to the airport?

    • @Imaslutforpuns
      @Imaslutforpuns ปีที่แล้ว +33

      “Don’t make me turn this entire plane around” 💀

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The story is probably fake anyways, like a lot of posts on r/entitledparents.

    • @Wafflehouse71
      @Wafflehouse71 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@CWINDOWSsystem32 Still entertaining, even if its far from the truth.

    • @trijetaviator
      @trijetaviator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      thats happened before tho, a plane was turned around cuz some person sharted too much

    • @adventurekitty101
      @adventurekitty101 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@CWINDOWSsystem32 I should honestly write a fake entitled parents story, post it on the next April fools day, and see what happens. Then I’ll eventually edit it to say I made it up as an experiment and an April fools joke.

  • @jordanlillian6801
    @jordanlillian6801 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    8-9 is definitely a little old to still be using women's bathrooms. I only let my nephews use single bathrooms when they're available and if not, as a victim of child abuse, we've made it very clear that their and other people's private areas are completely off limits to look, touch, or even talk about by anyone other than they're mom or my mom who basically raised them.

    • @neonplural
      @neonplural ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *their

    • @unyu-cyberstorm64
      @unyu-cyberstorm64 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think there's regulations in relation to that.

    • @Reverend_Salem
      @Reverend_Salem 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      for me it would depend on the kid himself.
      if the kid has some form of mental or physical disability, then i dont care, the kid is probably better in the ladies' room than trying to use the mens room alone.
      ideally, family restrooms would be available for people in these situations, but that may not always be an option.

    • @jordanlillian6801
      @jordanlillian6801 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@neonplural Doing important work buddy keep it up. Do you get paid for this or is it just what you do in your free time?

    • @neonplural
      @neonplural 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jordanlillian6801 no it was a joke. No hard feelings.

  • @ForeverToaster
    @ForeverToaster ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That story with the Segway tour (around 19-20 minutes in) is my favorite so far. I love how the EP immediately realized the stupidity of the situation, and tried to back out

    • @silkychris999
      @silkychris999 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Still waiting for the FBI to show up, though...

    • @Shadow_Crystals12
      @Shadow_Crystals12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@silkychris999same tbh...

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Wowzers, hearing Slazo in these compilations has been different! So used to the other narrators that it's fun hearing a different voice! Hope he's doin' good these days.

    • @roxcyn
      @roxcyn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Is Slazo an original narrator?

    • @Actually_nobody_ever
      @Actually_nobody_ever 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@roxcynyes

    • @roxcyn
      @roxcyn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Actually_nobody_ever - Thank you. Cool!

    • @Sonadow_my_Beloved
      @Sonadow_my_Beloved 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      is Slazo tho one who narrates in the beginning?

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Sonadow_my_Belovedyes

  • @Cendimix
    @Cendimix 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:13:26 I don't cry hardly at all let alone tear up but this legitimately made my eyes water a little bit, that dog is so precious, Maxine deserves all the love in the world, she has more empathy than most humans now days, cherish her.

  • @leefi1
    @leefi1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    The best thing about owning my own business was being able to respond honestly to a Karen who was angry that I did not offer a service that she demanded . When she said; "I'll tell all my friends not to do business with you!" I responded, "believe me, your friends know what you are like!"

  • @vwgirl
    @vwgirl ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Reminds me of something I overheard years ago. Was waiting for my order in JackintheBox. This girl, an employee working behind the counter, could not believe that she lost her second job. She was fuming. She went in yesterday, and they told her to leave. Why? She hadn't shown up for 2 months. Technically, she quit but they had the nerve to remove her from the schedule. I still can't believe it.

  • @xxglorifiedpotatoxx7477
    @xxglorifiedpotatoxx7477 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I don’t understand how all of these OPs are so polite, half of these parents would be catching hands

  • @soveryoddinaryy
    @soveryoddinaryy ปีที่แล้ว +80

    he looked so happy with his stache 💔

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      He looked like a whimsical and well mannered steam punk fighter pilot.

    • @Curly_Kroll
      @Curly_Kroll 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Now he looks like a minimum wage worker that is slowly dying inside

  • @nothinbettertodo1163
    @nothinbettertodo1163 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Dude with the mustache went from a WW1 ace pilot to an accountant

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Went from zepplin engineer to middle aged dad.

    • @J.PC.Designs
      @J.PC.Designs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@raptorjesus5870 he went from Led Zeppelin to average music record label executive shoving mediocre pop musicians down your throat.

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That last one had me furious, mostly because it's not the first time I've heard a story like that.
    What is with entitled mothers and thinking their children can just have/steal things that don't belong to them?
    If my child ever even asked a total stranger for their stuff I would be mortified.

  • @AKASunWukong
    @AKASunWukong ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Im Your parent.”
    “Okay.”
    “I own you.”
    “Wait what-“
    Or
    “This is my kid.”
    “Okay.”
    “So everything they do is okay.”
    “Hello, police-“

  • @maxgirl1389
    @maxgirl1389 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Everyone wishing the best for the mustache man warms my soul. I hope our man is doing well!

  • @Behlsy
    @Behlsy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    44:02 I really hope this becomes a core memory for this little girl. So far I’m liking OPs “fuck around and find out” kind of attitude. Honestly, good on the girl too for using the self defense she was taught. I honestly hope the little boy learned that he needs to respect people’s boundaries, and goes on to become a good person later in life.

    • @Behlsy
      @Behlsy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also, kudos to the ex-wife too. They are both teaching this girl how to stand up for herself, and protect herself.

  • @bratgurke9882
    @bratgurke9882 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Its my first time to hear Slazo. It is so fun hearing you read all this, you're a great Narrator

  • @crittabowl7448
    @crittabowl7448 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "So hey there AUNT SHEILA" was my favourite part

  • @AgTheFreeborn
    @AgTheFreeborn ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the kid with the seafood allergy is having an anaphylactic reaction based on the fact that they break out in hives. It's just not severe enough, the not-being-able-to-breathe severity level of reaction could happen literally any time they're in contact with seafood, it can be totally random and is more likely the more frequently you come in contact with the allergen

  • @sandelion415
    @sandelion415 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    In the 4y/o self defense story, my body bubbled with heat and rage when the principal said “well your daughter seems to be the aggressor”. It takes a lot for a story to make me so pissed but that one managed to writhing the first few seconds

  • @RealTheScienceCat
    @RealTheScienceCat ปีที่แล้ว +52

    fun fact: tap water has higher standards than bottled water in places with good tap water. and tap water needs to be insanely cleaner than bottled water needs to.

    • @anitacrumbly
      @anitacrumbly 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      this doesn't apply to the USA for those of you in the US our tap water standards are based on property value and even then still get a filter or use a zero water pitcher because our water can't be trusted.

    • @MHurley21
      @MHurley21 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@anitacrumblyThe USA:where gun ownership is an inalienable human right, but safe drinking water is a luxury.

    • @anitacrumbly
      @anitacrumbly 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MHurley21 for real! I mean it won't give you the runs or anything but depending on where you live and the history of your city's infrastructure and if the pipes were or are still lead (this is a big one to check) and if the pipes are ever cleaned (hint: that's hardly ever) you could be slowly poisoning yourself they add the chlorine (which the dose they put in isn't harmful) is supposed to kill whatever toxins are left but i would rather filter my water than trust even local politicians who can be bought off. In certain cities or towns the water is actually undrinkable flint, Michigan is just the most well known and all these years later the water there is not drinkable at least since the last time i checked. That's if you can get water, there is a small town in California that has no running water and depends on a well.

  • @Justuravfrogmom
    @Justuravfrogmom ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I like that the EmKay realized the whole gay adoption story was fake! You can't just walk into an agency and order a freaking kid like you're at a McDonalds.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@thisisdottlezIt's not that "gay men get harassed during adoption process" is unbelievable. It's everything else that makes it incredibly fake. Practically one step from saying everyone clapped at the end

    • @davidharrison7679
      @davidharrison7679 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How bad would you feel if it were real? I know a lot of people will go to extreme lengths to harm/discredit any gay persons experience and honestly this sounds like exactly that

    • @Justuravfrogmom
      @Justuravfrogmom 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@davidharrison7679 Let me guess..... you get offended at EVERYTHING.......? Even though this comment had nothing to do with what you THINK you see......

    • @davidharrison7679
      @davidharrison7679 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Justuravfrogmom 1 I wasn't talking about your comment but the section of the video, 2 not offended just asked a genuine question which seems to have offended you which is hilarious. Get a life not everything is directed at you

    • @Justuravfrogmom
      @Justuravfrogmom 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@davidharrison7679 That was my point to you......not everything is directed at YOU!
      I did not realize the comment wasn't directed at me.....I don't even remember the video, much less what my comment was referring to.

  • @DStein22
    @DStein22 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I absolutely love the comment section of these compilations. People don't timestamp the stuff they're commenting on and leaves me wondering which fucking ones are they referring to.

    • @megasora4
      @megasora4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      thats the fun part, i love my weekly/daily game of "MATCH THIS COMMENT!"
      extra points if the comment could be applied to multiple stories.

  • @undeadladybug7723
    @undeadladybug7723 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That bus story is exactly why I only have novels out when we're not driving somewhere ourselves. Most spoiled kids don't seem to want anything to do with books.

  • @kennypseudo3541
    @kennypseudo3541 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm Australian (Brisbane/Moreton Bay region) and my mother only drinks bottled water. I can understand my grandmother who lives at Kingaroy to drink bottled water since their town water is basically mud... but my mother?? Our tap water is perfectly fine, delicious even, turns the frogs gay

    • @Reverend_Salem
      @Reverend_Salem 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it might be habit, if she grew up in Kingaroy she might be used to drinking bottled water, and may just default to it out of habit and subconsciously remembering that the water where she grew up wasn't that safe.

    • @kennypseudo3541
      @kennypseudo3541 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Reverend_Salem she didn't, the townwater there just isn't drinkable

    • @Djdjndxjsnd
      @Djdjndxjsnd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly I’m the same tap water just tastes like fluoride for me I hate it. I usually get the massive bottles in an attempt to not waste too much plastic and recycle them, it’s also cheaper that way.

  • @SynysterProjects
    @SynysterProjects 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The one about the OP with allergies is hella relatable. My fkn step mother and her husband are the same way. I'm allergic to lentils, tree nuts, and somewhat recently (post-adulthood) developed an allergy to shrimp and fish. They have never believed me, even though the first time I claimed I was having a reaction, I was 5 YEARS OLD and didn't even know what allergies were. The most f'd up thing about it is that my step mom's husband is deathly allergic to all kinds of seafood, but instead of being empathetic, he claims that I'm lying because he's "never seen me have an allergic reaction". Yeah...he's never seen me eat anything I'm allergic to because I refuse. And when I DO accidentally eat something I have a reaction to, I start spitting constantly because my saliva gets really thick, my throat gets tight and itchy, and I get very hot, like feverishly so. Not sure wtf you'd call that except "allergies". Guess he idiotically thinks that the only type of allergy is the one that kills you, just like he thinks the only seizures (which I also have) are the ones where you start foaming at the mouth and violently convulsing.

  • @SpiritusVulpis
    @SpiritusVulpis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    That "Hey there AUNT SHEILA" had CONVICTION in it

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wow; for once, a compilation gives us new(ish) content. I've never seen these Slazo videos before - but if I had to guess, they must have been old videos that got privated ages ago.

  • @batmanlikespizza2541
    @batmanlikespizza2541 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It always brings me joy to still hear Slazo’s voice.

  • @ImPrettySureThisIsMax
    @ImPrettySureThisIsMax 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    29:10 you can hear the utter sadness and betrayal in Robins voice upon this realization

  • @chadpasta123
    @chadpasta123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “I was worried that something would grab onto me” 💀

  • @cars0mega
    @cars0mega 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You know it’s crazy when the entitled parent’s KID is siding with the OP

  • @randomguyontheinternet11111
    @randomguyontheinternet11111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I felt how angry that poor dude was how he almost got his hand broken even worse from that Karen i literally felt my blood heating up

  • @sayasaya800
    @sayasaya800 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He should have cut his mom's hair when she was asleep

  • @The_lamb_sauce
    @The_lamb_sauce 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    56:50 this person is definitely a fanfic writer

  • @ActuallyLucasXD
    @ActuallyLucasXD ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me when emkay uploads (I’m a caterpillar):🐛

  • @Phantomist_
    @Phantomist_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The tics one nearly made me cry to think that someone that is the same species as me could do such horrible thing makes me lose all hope in humanity I apologize for that person and all entitled people.

  • @MagniThorson
    @MagniThorson ปีที่แล้ว +6

    guy in Thumbnail went from *Lets go on an Adventure* to *theres a lot of candy in the back of the van*

  • @derpsterYT
    @derpsterYT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I feel terrible for the guy whos hand was fractured by the entitled mom. I cannot even imagine how terrible you have to be to think grabbing some random kid's hand and yanking it, especially after they said there was something wrong with it.

  • @notgonnadoitm8
    @notgonnadoitm8 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Man I was caught off gaurd by Slazo, then i realized I hadn't heard Slazo's voice in ages.

  • @kitalthevali
    @kitalthevali ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My mom would rip me apart if i wasn't 15 minutes early for an interview, 6 hours late? Being incenerated alive would be a mercy.

  • @cillianennis9921
    @cillianennis9921 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how the guy who explained what each term he'd be using meant broke his rule of me-me & uses OP in the story. Like why specify if you're not gonna use the term.

  • @alewasnthere
    @alewasnthere ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He looked so cool with the mustache 😭

  • @seaserpant-st3px
    @seaserpant-st3px 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    41:44 "hit and run butt grabbing"
    I'm dying laughing at two in the morning

  • @bigchunges4856
    @bigchunges4856 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "You're too old to play games."
    You're too old to be alive

  • @theminerwithin9316
    @theminerwithin9316 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    To the entitled parents: How *DARE* you raise a child like that!? I may not be a parent, but my mother would have yanked me by my hair if I acted like that!! The world doesn't revolve around you or your kid! Learn to raise your kid correctly!!

  • @WoodsRunner
    @WoodsRunner ปีที่แล้ว +28

    WAIT ITS HIM?

  • @nourmo1331
    @nourmo1331 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    YES MORE CONTENT.

  • @TheAltMapper
    @TheAltMapper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hearing robin say HAIL YEAH is pure serotonin

  • @witchtale3159
    @witchtale3159 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Legend says if you repeat “You assaulted me!” three times, you get a post about yourself on Reddit; and it may or may not be read by EmKay

  • @Pax-q4u
    @Pax-q4u 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    41:50 "is trained is kick you ass quando"

  • @IndiaSierra0-2
    @IndiaSierra0-2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    is it just me or are these stories just fun to listen to

    • @IndiaSierra0-2
      @IndiaSierra0-2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      admittedly i do feel sorry for the people involved but still, they are fun to listen to

  • @randomname_here
    @randomname_here 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "No sext time cause I'm afraid something might grab me" might be both the funniest and most horrifying thing I've ever heard 🙏😭

  • @Voidic_empress
    @Voidic_empress 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude that was the best fking mustache ever
    I dont think I've ever seen a more majestic man

  • @FRENCHIE_REVIEWS
    @FRENCHIE_REVIEWS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:27:48 im imagineng she is t poseing slightly floating above the ground with glowing white eyes and saying it in the same voice as the narrator 😂😂😂😂

  • @Panzerfaust_1939
    @Panzerfaust_1939 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reason why facial hair plays an important role on physical traits of a character

  • @7DQuillion
    @7DQuillion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    15:58 MY EYES

  • @voxfoxclips8684
    @voxfoxclips8684 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mustache man's mother is gonna be wondering why her son suddenly stopped smiling and talking with her after the unecessary invasion of space, privacy and mutilation of his pride (while he was ASLEEP) without caring about what he or his friends think.

  • @Fizz_bang
    @Fizz_bang 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    45:21 "say it three times you get put on reddit" actually made me cackle lmao

  • @redleaderdemon841
    @redleaderdemon841 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:06:05 I think the funniest thing about this post is that bottled water runs the risk of microplastics, which ARE toxic-

  • @ramseyzev5179
    @ramseyzev5179 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the pointed "AUNT SHEILA" shoutout was crrrraaaazy

  • @The_Loving_Anarchy
    @The_Loving_Anarchy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    36:50 omfg that sudden transition caught me off guard xD

  • @veaceslavstoianov4378
    @veaceslavstoianov4378 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Slazo never fails to rail me from behind

    • @Djdjndxjsnd
      @Djdjndxjsnd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh! 😃

  • @aidanjamespiggott3377
    @aidanjamespiggott3377 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I shall forever use "Bart Simpson-ed" as my new way of saying "Strangled" or "Choked"

  • @aleksandramakari
    @aleksandramakari 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I ate at an airport once and you had to use their website to order food. Oh no! Phones at the table!

  • @KristopherLobb-pj6qy
    @KristopherLobb-pj6qy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Pretty sure that if someone cuts off your beard against your wii while you sleep you can press assault charges😕

  • @Furiosity3
    @Furiosity3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last one was so insane bro

  • @alinamccall2166
    @alinamccall2166 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the last story is WILD
    hope all the best for OP and mia

  • @IchigoTomago
    @IchigoTomago 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:03:40
    They really love their lemons

  • @maikelbarahoa6612
    @maikelbarahoa6612 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude, that last one, ohhh that last one, I admire the patience, I would probably be in jail now

  • @urfavcallisto
    @urfavcallisto 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Woah, I've watched... most of the Emkay videos and never knew Slazo was in one. I've only ever watched him as a solo TH-camr.

  • @OverStrive2008
    @OverStrive2008 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    NOOOO! Now mustache waxer (1 brain, 2 💪 2 ❤️) can't get an extra brain and heart

    • @KurosakiYukigo
      @KurosakiYukigo ปีที่แล้ว

      Random PVZ Heroes reference out in the wild

    • @OverStrive2008
      @OverStrive2008 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KurosakiYukigo lurch for lunch

  • @dings7301
    @dings7301 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro I'm so sorry beard man 😢 I'd send them a photo of what they did to your beard every time they try to communicate with you. And only that, ngl I don't think I could forgive them

  • @AradhanaSingh-jn4oy
    @AradhanaSingh-jn4oy ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Broo I feel bad for the thumbnail guy he has the best stache I have ever seen

    • @TheStopmotion2
      @TheStopmotion2 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      From robotnik to hank hill

  • @maxieweliethemathter9894
    @maxieweliethemathter9894 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    JESUS CHRIST THE CHANGE IN LIGHT ON 16:00 JUST BLINDED ME

    • @lunakitty953
      @lunakitty953 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      me too☹

  • @greenapple9477
    @greenapple9477 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    About the online preacher one, with "until you no longer *feel* gay", gee, I didn't know that gay is an emotion. 🙄

    • @VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow
      @VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well it used to mean happy.. and it still does! Gay people are happy like 35% of the time

    • @megasora4
      @megasora4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow horrible to joke at this.... but "watch these preacher videos until your no longer happy" had me giggling.

  • @kingswagmaster-tg5hy
    @kingswagmaster-tg5hy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    its just become a reflex for me to like your videos because im just so used to them always being so good

  • @skibidibopmmdada6921
    @skibidibopmmdada6921 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:51 sounds an awful lot like TheRussianBadgers
    "Why are you stepping on my head?"
    "Why is your head on the ground for me to step on?"

  • @TheZombo
    @TheZombo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro turned from a whimsical happy man to a king of the hill character

  • @KeppyKangaroo
    @KeppyKangaroo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am very lucky that my parents (boomer and gen x) kinda recognized that I might not be straight and encouraged me to try both homo and hetero relationships. I now know that I am asexual.

  • @DyingEmoji_
    @DyingEmoji_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    24:26 bro that’s $148,920 a year that’s a really good job.

  • @ChrissyLynnZombie
    @ChrissyLynnZombie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm here for the accents 😂

  • @genderless8381
    @genderless8381 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Me=Me"
    Mind blowing 🤯

  • @3ch01zzh3r3
    @3ch01zzh3r3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that story with the boyfriend is so funny to me. HOW IS TAKING PHOTOS OF A NAKED MINOR (LITERALLY CP) GONNA GET THEM KICKED OUT?? 😭😭

  • @That1CelloGuy
    @That1CelloGuy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:58 Ayyy, it's ya fave reader, ROBIN! WOOOOOOOO

  • @bloxcollection_offical
    @bloxcollection_offical ปีที่แล้ว +2

    best reddit voice channel

  • @nathanielcameron9409
    @nathanielcameron9409 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:14:50
    Dude I was listening to music while watching the video and the PERFECT music started playing

    • @nathanielcameron9409
      @nathanielcameron9409 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      By the way the music's called
      "Delirious" it's a jujutsu kaisen song

  • @alphaaxis64501
    @alphaaxis64501 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    entitled parents only exist because THEY were the EK's once, and this cycle will continue into oblivion

  • @warrenbaron8779
    @warrenbaron8779 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it is terrible that all these things happened but they all handled it well

  • @divinegokublackrose
    @divinegokublackrose 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was shocked when I saw this was an emkay video because I’ve never heard the opening narrator. Only 9 min in so I don’t know if any else is narrating.
    Edit: nvm, robin here’s now

  • @phaesiareese4393
    @phaesiareese4393 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro looked so sweet and nice and cool (and I won't lie, adorable.) with the lil' mustache. Horrible mother.

  • @terribleeditor4556
    @terribleeditor4556 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My dad did that, we have a pool and we let the neighbors know they can bring their kids to come use it but he bought a lock for the gate just in case the kids try to sneak in or something.

  • @Leadedgasolean1234
    @Leadedgasolean1234 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "YoU AsSaUlTeD mE! YoU AsSaUlTeD mE! YoU AsSaUlTeD mE!, Its like a chant, say it three times and you get put on reddit." To fucking funny

  • @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869
    @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who needs Reddit when you have EmKay!

  • @averageraviolienjoyer1884
    @averageraviolienjoyer1884 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poor guy went from 1899 hot air balloon operator to my dad💀

  • @ConorOberg
    @ConorOberg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro went from an awsome aviator (plane pilot) that goes on whimsical adventures to a guy named jared that works in accounting