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  • @Golden12500
    @Golden12500 หลายเดือนก่อน +779

    Jschlatt put it best
    "People used to think the apocalypse was what dystopia was gonna look like. Make no mistake, we live in one. It's just a whole lot more boring"

    • @smellsfishy1154
      @smellsfishy1154 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      literally exactly what i thought of when i saw this video

    • @britishcivilian
      @britishcivilian หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      yea lol

    • @amelliamendel2227
      @amelliamendel2227 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm not sure apocalypse means what you think it means

    • @Lee_Lurid
      @Lee_Lurid หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@amelliamendel2227 they mean that the apocalypse would be what people thought of when they imagined a dystopia - not that we live in an apocalypse, we just live in a really boring dystopia.

    • @khemdino9392
      @khemdino9392 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I don’t know what’s worse. The situation we’re in now, or Ragnarok/Cataclysm/Armageddon/The Apocalypse.

  • @katmarie7818
    @katmarie7818 หลายเดือนก่อน +315

    Y’all wanna hear something real fucked up?
    My sister has severe stomach issues and can go days to weeks throwing up anything she tries to eat/drink.
    Recently her doctor prescribed her an anti nausea medication that she needs to not die from dehydration/starvation from vomiting. We were told it would be 30 pills.
    When we went to cvs to pick it up, we received only 9 pills. When I asked why, the poor ladies behind the counter told me that had to bargain with the damn insurance company to get my sister’s pills to a low enough dose so we could be covered.
    The kicker?
    If we were giving the full 30 days supply of ANTI NAUSEA PILLS, we would have to pay out of pocket 43,000 DOLLARS. We’d need to take a second mortgage out just to get meds that prevent my sis from throwing up every time she eats.
    Fuck America’s health care system.

    • @BudewFan_
      @BudewFan_ หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      But the free market is so amazing isn’t it /s

    • @ERBanmech
      @ERBanmech หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BudewFan_not the free market but those who use the free market to privatize the free market so only they can benefit from the free market.

    • @elirewasout
      @elirewasout หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Without RAMQ (Quebec Health Insurance, it's run by the government), my medication would cost at least 2000 dollars a month. I just wouldn't be able to live alone/be independent without it, and am so glad it's covered. I wouldn't be able to work most jobs without it since, y'know, functioning hands are important, but then by proxy I wouldn't be able to afford the medication because I can't work. Knowing the USA, they'd probably also mark up my medication to be like 10000 per shot.

    • @keiyokobennett3555
      @keiyokobennett3555 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That’s f**king awful. 😞

    • @joeym6288
      @joeym6288 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Holy sh*t, I feel extremely bad for you and your sister, I hope things get better.

  • @rat4441
    @rat4441 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    Funny thing about the ‘bootstrap’ analogy.
    The term was originally meant to mean an accomplishing an impossible task, particularly used by the lower or working class. The point is that you physically CANNOT lift yourself up by your bootstraps.
    I am genuinely impressed that big corpo has succeeded in making the phrase take a complete 180.

  • @zoeynova661
    @zoeynova661 หลายเดือนก่อน +391

    My job is considered "unskilled labor" and let me tell you- the managers have no idea how to do the job. I haven't even been there two years and I've outlasted at least 6 new hires that couldn't do the job. I'm not payed enough for this :(

    • @max_e_maxxy_
      @max_e_maxxy_ หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Yep and they'll never promote you even though you totally deserve to be promoted, I assume you don't have the requisite piece of paper... And if you do ,you should quit and re-apply because they only hire management from outside the company

    • @lolfraggles
      @lolfraggles หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Personally I found that it's not about how hard you work, it's about how hard the person who can promote you thinks you work, and that doesn't necessarily require hard work.
      Develop sociopathic tendencies, basically.

    • @AdiG1
      @AdiG1 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When I worked retail, it was considered unskilled work _until the fucking pandemic came about!_ The I was an "essential worker". No pay rise for it, either.

    • @basdejong1598
      @basdejong1598 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      At least you have a job that allows you to pay for some ridiculously overpriced basic human rights. I can tell you, misophonia and misokinesia (got both of them) are no fun. Waiting for official diagnosis, but until then I'm stuck in this void. Can't get any form of compensation without it for my inability to work full-time (in a place that requires social contact) for more than a few months at most. Insurance isn't even the biggest problem; I'm left with crushing college debt because of having to drop out due to burnouts. In the end, it's for the best as my health comes first but I would accept an "unskilled job" in a heartbeat if that means I can work in peace with enough rest in between workdays (either shorter or 3-4 workdays a week). Just something so I could get the bare minimum, and feel like I have a future.

    • @michaelpineiro533
      @michaelpineiro533 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "unskilled labor" yet "essential workers".
      we don't have slaves and indentured servants, because we don't call them that.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester หลายเดือนก่อน +203

    7:59 imagine dissing homeless for refusing to get a job, failing to realize they actually do have a job, but the tax rate in Chicago is so ridiculously high, that dispite still being employed full-time they STILL can't make a living wage

    • @jessyjulie5506
      @jessyjulie5506 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's not because of the tax rate

    • @max_e_maxxy_
      @max_e_maxxy_ หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@jessyjulie5506no it's the cost of living. But if somebody who's about to lose my house because I can't afford the property taxes anymore I can say they don't help 🤷🏻

    • @dakzibbon6589
      @dakzibbon6589 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@jessyjulie5506
      Can confirm, as in Finland they have even higher tax rate, yet the government help is put so wisely, that there's almost no homeless people and everyone who works full time can afford to at least rent an apartment

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao some of them have TWO OR MORE jobs, and still can't afford housing.
      Meanwhile weirdly, the finnish government can put homeless people in apartments and help them get gainful employment and reintegrate into society and stuff.
      But thats "socialism" i guess.

    • @cameroneridan4558
      @cameroneridan4558 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you insane? It's not taxes. It's never taxes. It's the greed of landlords, the greed of CEOs squeezing more, more, MORE out of customers by raising prices even as they make record profits year after year.
      Make no mistake, it's the greed of corporations that has caused this.

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    I love that we call the USA a developed nation when we care not at all about its citizens. This is bullspit

    • @ChillyUltraKill
      @ChillyUltraKill หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      We are a nation that has a military capability to probably eradicate any country but can't offer supports and fair wages for those in need. :)

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@ChillyUltraKill not even their own troops. The people who sacrifice life and limb… it’s a sad sad reality.

    • @ChillyUltraKill
      @ChillyUltraKill หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@erikarussell1142 we don’t even give large support to veterans. THE VERY SOLDIERS

    • @fr0nk571
      @fr0nk571 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fun fact, the US gdp is a fucking lie and if you remove the 1% who hoards all the money it qualifies as a third world country.

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Many "third world" countries care way more about their citizens. Americas education system brainwashes people into branding everything that is good for society as a whole and good for people in need as "socialism", "dangerous", "taking away from yourself".
      It's stupid.
      And don't tell me a system where you have to pledge your life to a goddamn flag each day isn't brainwashing.

  • @evan1015
    @evan1015 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    0:57 If you read the back, it really just says "(Halls Cough Drops) Sugar Free"

    • @Z4n3yB01
      @Z4n3yB01 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      and you can see the halls capital H on the actual cough drop itself

    • @jimb9063
      @jimb9063 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, but you're paying for that super duper special medical looking packet it's in though. Plus paying a quarter for it probably wouldn't make you feel as better.

    • @Png_gaming
      @Png_gaming หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don’t know how much soothers are in America, but here in Scotland they cost us 80 pence, which is one dollar and one cent, let’s say one dollar for convenience.
      This is a pack of ten, so we’ll say that it’s 10 cents for a single soother.
      If they’re giving one soother for ten dollars, then thats ten times the price.

    • @Mr.Bob-Gray
      @Mr.Bob-Gray หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@Png_gamingwouldn’t that be 100 times the price?

    • @Png_gaming
      @Png_gaming หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Mr.Bob-Gray You’re quite right, I made a mistake.

  • @solarpunk9994
    @solarpunk9994 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    A good one to add to this is idaho just shut off water to 500k farmers at the same exact time they just opened a cobalt mine running 24/7 on a pristine mountain range, you know what cobalt mines need? Lots and lots of water.

    • @KindlyKalen
      @KindlyKalen หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is why Idaho isn’t real. It was always Oregon.

    • @Gutzclown
      @Gutzclown หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      god 😭 i hate it here

    • @fr0nk571
      @fr0nk571 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      And then they'll complain the local crop yield was too low 💀

    • @Otterfrosti
      @Otterfrosti หลายเดือนก่อน

      welp guess im not getting water for the next few months *hoo boy i love moving*

  • @velryxia
    @velryxia หลายเดือนก่อน +323

    i want a cyberpunk or steampunk not a lamepunk

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      How about sovietpunk?

    • @engi3583
      @engi3583 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      stinkypunk

    • @smoothjazz_gg
      @smoothjazz_gg หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You don't want cyberpunk

    • @teddychu1177
      @teddychu1177 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about KarenPunk?

    • @Whodis22
      @Whodis22 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Technically this dystopia IS cyberpunk, just without the fun stuff

  • @GrifoStelle
    @GrifoStelle หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    13:54 man.
    One fine day in the dead of winter the pipes froze on my water radiator heater. Pipes snapped all throughout town. I had been blocked at grandma's house when the blizzard hit and it took 3 days to get home and see what was broken.
    The short of it:
    Lay cardboard on the floor. At least 2 layers but aim for 4 when -10°F (more layers when lower).
    Put one tent inside of another.
    Put bathtowels on the roofs of both tents to absorb humidity and reduce heat loss.
    Hang sheets between the ceiling of the big tent and the roof of the little one to slow air flow.
    You'll wake up sore and ashamed, but you'll wake up.

  • @janedoe2859
    @janedoe2859 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    I work at a fast food place, I had a police officer come in, and even with his discount he couldn't afford his meal... It was fast food... I just gave it to him.
    I had something similar happen with a military veteran... and again, I just gave him the food. People need to fucking eat, why are we gate keeping crappy tacos behind a pay wall?

    • @shannonb3499
      @shannonb3499 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Right with you on that. Everyone deserves to eat

    • @Cloudmaster1511
      @Cloudmaster1511 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      because Corporate need profit. money good with more money. poor people just too lazy.

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why are we shutting down 20,000 farms per year and seizing control of the food supply? Why doesn't anyone treat this for what it really is? Tyrants will always do the most they can get away with, just under the level that would cause everyone to rise up and riot. Or what if people just start "randomly disappearing?"

    • @IonGirbea-ec5dn
      @IonGirbea-ec5dn วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@shannonb3499surely no problems could come from a sistem like that. No sir. I'm certain that absolutely no one would take more than his fair share

  • @Tiana_atr
    @Tiana_atr หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    "This is a no quit restaurant". Screw you, if I say I'm quitting I'm just not gonna come in. What are you gonna do? Fire me?

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You can't fire me, I quit!

    • @Drifloon2
      @Drifloon2 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@myarmsrgoneyou cant quit, youre fired!

    • @No-yn3jo
      @No-yn3jo 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You can't fire me I'm your wife!​@@Drifloon2

    • @Drifloon2
      @Drifloon2 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@No-yn3jo you aren’t my wife, you’re a frog!

    • @No-yn3jo
      @No-yn3jo 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Drifloon2 you aren't a frog your my husband!

  • @Redacted_onlife
    @Redacted_onlife หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    My family uses Blue Cross. I have a disability that is benign skin cancer (LCN). When I was only a few months old I needed a severe surgery on my spine with the risk that it would become malignant in the future and cause nerve damage. My family argued with blue cross for 6 months to get insurance to cover it! And in the end I still ended up with nerve damage and had to get a blood transfusion. that blue cross also refused to cover to help.
    I still will never understand the “benefits” of not having universal healthcare.

    • @lychenthrope
      @lychenthrope 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Felt. I have a degenerative disorder that affects my bones and cartilage. My mother and father refused to acknowledge it so I haven't had treatment for decades. I didn't start to receive treatment and diagnosis until recently when I was literally homeless (having been kicked out of where I was living for needing a wheelchair), and even then. I got kicked out of the homeless shelter I was stuck at for being disabled and not able to get a job or use a benefit advocacy program (Im not old enough.)... :| I really wish I could have just had insurance from the get go and the means to get care when I was younger. Because everyone just treats me like I deserve to die and it's all my fault I'm "broken" and need to be "fixed". I dont want to be fixed, I just want to be treated like an equal and like I deserve help.

    • @TheCrazyEight8
      @TheCrazyEight8 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      why don't we just get free healthcare (bc that wouldn't be the American way 😢😢😢😢 /j)

  • @smipner-yq2ot
    @smipner-yq2ot หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    The worst part about things being built on the moon Is that unlike earth, there are no plants to break down the buildings and such on the moon, so the only way for them to disappear would be asteroids, which means that an amazon sign on the moon would stay there, for at least a hundred million years

    • @maxgoldstein7202
      @maxgoldstein7202 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      No oxygen either. That is a very sad mental image

    • @jimb9063
      @jimb9063 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      A derelict Ad sign. Possibly a better thing to leave behind as an example of humanity than "mostly harmless".

  • @tieflingcorpse9817
    @tieflingcorpse9817 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    my friend got a rock as an appreciation gift. no joke, a literal rock in a gift bag. to make it worse, she was a teacher.

    • @BananaPhoneRingRing
      @BananaPhoneRingRing หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      that is just plain stupid unnecessary.

    • @MrOceMcCool
      @MrOceMcCool หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I'd quit on the spot if somebody tried to give me a rock as an appreciation gift.

    • @stardust.loading
      @stardust.loading หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      how do you think of this. genuine question -- what is the thought process here? what goes through the minds of administration of a SCHOOL, to say "ah yes. a rock that we found 15 minutes ago. this is definitely an appropriate gesture to show our appreciation for our underpaid teachers !!"

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I assume that was a student going "I want you to have my favourite rock, please take care of him"? You know what kids are like.

    • @ItsFikkie
      @ItsFikkie หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      as a student i do know how bad teacher's lifes are. they work from 8-5 and have to do alot of preperation at home too.

  • @tripwire3992
    @tripwire3992 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    Society is doomed bc of the rich. Blaming anyone else is just idiotic and i wish people i know would stop doing it

    • @Astreious
      @Astreious หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I’m personally a capitalist, but I sort of agree with you.

    • @ERBanmech
      @ERBanmech หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Astreiousyeah it isn’t the system, it’s the people that only wish to privatize that system so only they can benefit off of it at the cost of everyone else.
      What happens when they have all wealth in the world, they own the planet, all its resources, and all its people? Nothing, that’s what. Their greed is insatiable and even when they have literally everything they still won’t be happy with what they have.

    • @SodaPopBarbecue
      @SodaPopBarbecue หลายเดือนก่อน

      The lame-duck "revolutionaries" aren't helping by not doing anything offline for 5 minutes without their social structure turning from the French Revolution to Mean Girls the second a disagreement happens.

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Astreious dude, the minimum wage has been fixed at $7.25 for the past 15 years, while cost for food, rent, gas and overall cost of living continues to rise

    • @Astreious
      @Astreious หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Josh_the_jester you’re saying this why

  • @EtherAurora
    @EtherAurora หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    49:12 Man didn't know Aloysius O'hare existed IRL. How the fuck do they have the audacity to sell air?

    • @No-yn3jo
      @No-yn3jo 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Lorax used to be fiction, not a documentary

  • @jonasholm-mw5bn
    @jonasholm-mw5bn หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    16:52 when I was on a leap year in Los Angeles and was shown around by a class mate, we saw a place to “donate” blood. He literally said, and there you can donate blood for money. He stopped for a moment when I said, so you’re selling your blood.

  • @hermione4g
    @hermione4g หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    19:32 WIC is VERY specific in regards to what you can and cannot buy. Down to brands, and ammounts, so by changing the ammount in it could cause it to be no longer be valid as the Government for that year only approved that specific oz ammount.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So it's not like a product recall because something dangerous is in it?

    • @fr0nk571
      @fr0nk571 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Roadent1241 Not it was clearly an organization just refusing to cover that format.

    • @fr0nk571
      @fr0nk571 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sounds more like a nightmare than something actually meant to help the less fotunate.

    • @rekkisomo
      @rekkisomo หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fr0nk571 Someone else in the comments put it better:
      "A gallon is 128 fluid ounces, so a half gallon would be 64 fluid ounces. This is a scientific fact. This is not something that is open to interpretation. By taking away 5 ounces from a half gallon, they are removing almost 10% of the milk the buyer is expecting to get."
      WIC isn't supporting the new bottle size purely because Darigold is practically scamming buyers, especially ones in need. They didn't change the price at all

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fr0nk571 The format being an alternate type of milk? I couldn't read the paper and I had it on a 32 inch TV.

  • @itamareizikovich6973
    @itamareizikovich6973 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I love how they say that there is no such thing as unskilled labor, and proceed to mention a boardroom ceo.
    8:37

    • @joshhudson6151
      @joshhudson6151 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they mean it as all labour of any kind is skilled

  • @user-iw6bu4iq4r
    @user-iw6bu4iq4r หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Nothing happened to Christmas, it's ALWAYS been a holiday about capitalism and greed.

    • @TheAroSpecWallet
      @TheAroSpecWallet วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well, it wasn't "always"
      It's original meaning just got forgotten, even by Christians as well.

  • @chelsss12112
    @chelsss12112 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    3:55 honestly that seems like such a sensory overload? Never seen such an overwhelming visual here in Australia.

    • @ezlyn
      @ezlyn หลายเดือนก่อน

      This sooooo cuteee;3333💖💖💖💖💜💜💜🌷🌷🌷✨✨✨✨

    • @fr0nk571
      @fr0nk571 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've been to NY and sure it's impressive but I couldnt imagine living in a place like that.

    • @havanadaurcy1321
      @havanadaurcy1321 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just outside Flinders Street Station, Melbourne has a HUGE Spotify ad on the building across the road

    • @NudeyJoe
      @NudeyJoe 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mate, i saw a small coles delivery truck lit up like a christmas tree as it was making deliveries around 5:30AM. It's walls was a running LED billboard

  • @Ghost-qu7jk
    @Ghost-qu7jk หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Fun Fact we are 90 sec till midnight. The entire scientific community is screaming at the governments and corporations and no one can hear them.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In which time zone?

    • @fr0nk571
      @fr0nk571 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Roadent1241 The clock of the apocalypse i presume

    • @Ryu_R.
      @Ryu_R. หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's because of Ukr and Rus and nukes risk iirc

    • @brycethoreson9216
      @brycethoreson9216 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Big deal. Let me know when we are 60 seconds to mars

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@brycethoreson9216 Isn't it 30 seconds to Mars? XP

  • @Nobody_Fn_Important
    @Nobody_Fn_Important หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    we had a jewellery store, not kidding, one time it had a sign that talked about how the best thing you should have is your husband's credit card. three months later, it had a going out of business sale. I was kind of happy to see that happen

  •  หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "I just want to golf."
    Standing around all day? Can you afford new knees?

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Someone should link him the golf scene from Falling Down.

  • @Roman_Adrian
    @Roman_Adrian หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    If my laptop is monitoring me while I work, you're going to the bathroom and kitchen with me 😂😂😂😂

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    According to study from ‘cross river therapy’, this is indeed true. 54% of Americans or 130M people are suffering from literacy issues.

    • @FurryQueenYT
      @FurryQueenYT หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This doesn't surprise me, and is quite sad...

    • @shadowfluff2255
      @shadowfluff2255 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      We have "No child left behind." We need to leave the kids behind. (Still teach them, but don't move them up a grade until they actually pass.)

    • @erikarussell1142
      @erikarussell1142 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@shadowfluff2255 correct. I was tested out of my classes because I never did homework, but I still had to pass the end of year test for each class subject. Or I would be left behind. I fully agree. Passing people who need more help is not the answer.

  • @nullplan01
    @nullplan01 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    39:00 I feel compelled to translate Heinrich Heine: "It is an irony, the poverty of the teachers. Because they only want to afford teachers for 600 marks, the people stay so dumb that they *have* to afford wars for 60 billion."

  • @Ryukaa90
    @Ryukaa90 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    That photo of the polar bear is incredibly heartbreaking

    • @Earthstar_Review
      @Earthstar_Review หลายเดือนก่อน

      Reminds me of Soylent Green, which is one of the most heartbreaking movies I have ever watched in my lifetime.

  • @maxxam012
    @maxxam012 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Where's the part where Millennials and working Gen Z all collectively just stop bowing to corporations and eat popcorn as they collapse because they can't do their own shit?

  • @bunnyluve
    @bunnyluve หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    50:00 this is actually a reportedly comfortable prison; low security is the main thing. Those small, slit windows are to prevent escapes (happened before), and the net on top is to prevent helicopter escapes (ALMOST happened). The top is a recreation area.

  • @davigamesp53
    @davigamesp53 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    2:10 that house is in some severe need of GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL

  • @lenajk2004
    @lenajk2004 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    21:40 if i’m not mistaken, that’s a nuclear reactor. the safest form of non renewable energy and the only form of non renewable energy that doesn’t have a carbon footprint at production.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      If only they'd finally build a safe permanent storage location for nuclear waste instead of stuffing it in old salt mines and then acting surprised when the salt eats through the storage containers.
      And actually build new, safer reactors instead of keeping the old ones running until they become decrepit and prone to failure.
      But that all costs money.

  • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
    @Vladimir_Fedorov27 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I bet the "but we miss Amazon" article title is just another quote joggling and the actual quote was something like "there are 1-2-3-18-29... benefits, we are so glad we're here, we won't ever move back - but is there at least one thing you miss?... well, if you insist, Amason delivery was kinda ok..." Not that I've read this piece, but they do it 95% of the time nowdays.

  • @Soulspeedstes
    @Soulspeedstes หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    1:44 love the mcr note

  • @Png_gaming
    @Png_gaming หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    23:26 “conversion” in this context refers to the people who actually bought the product after seeing the ad, I can’t say for certain that it was the intended word for this sentence, but it does make sense.

  • @saellanya
    @saellanya หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I will say, As someones struggling financially and receiving calls every three months to donate blood, I would actually like to be paid for it. But it's illegal, in my country, to be compensated for it.
    I understand why, it is like this but it's annoying none the less

    • @jptcw2635
      @jptcw2635 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Which country?

    • @saellanya
      @saellanya วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jptcw2635 Canada

  • @DrakeCowley
    @DrakeCowley หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    I'm 14, and I want a job. Reason? Money. That's it.

    • @MJ_2Day
      @MJ_2Day หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Best reason

    • @wolfynerd14
      @wolfynerd14 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I wanted a job even earlier than that for money to escape my abusive situation. This society doesn't pay enough attention to the disadvantaged.

    • @HannahWelch-vd4xy
      @HannahWelch-vd4xy หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I hope this is a joke. Yeah, your first years working are great because you get your own money to spend how you want, then your parents will have you using that money to contribute towards bills or in some cases pay rent. Enjoy your youth while you can please.

    • @wolfynerd14
      @wolfynerd14 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@HannahWelch-vd4xyOftentimes, kids also want to not have their parents have to give them up because of the financial burden. This is why r/aboringdystopia exists. This is why we need to fight back.

    • @DrakeCowley
      @DrakeCowley หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @HannahWelch-vd4xy well, half joke. I do plan on babysitting a couple of times in the near future, but I wouldn't really consider that a proper job.

  • @Trumpdobealoser
    @Trumpdobealoser หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    My name is John, I work the 9-5 earning 15$ an hour, my boss treats us alright, life is fine.

    • @absolutecoffee9570
      @absolutecoffee9570 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i don want that tho :(

    • @exileisland2675
      @exileisland2675 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kiss them boots

    • @mr_red3
      @mr_red3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Good for you, I suppose

    • @erinnnns
      @erinnnns หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nice 👍

    • @TeroFoxx
      @TeroFoxx หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Blink twice if you're in danger

  • @infamous1857
    @infamous1857 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    17:49 This is actually a great idea because our road agency has no money to fix anything cause the politicians stole it all so this is the only way stuff will get fixed

  • @Zomplexx
    @Zomplexx หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:52 it says, "Halls cough drops" on the package

  • @Mr.CheeseCow
    @Mr.CheeseCow หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    24:07 I have actually seen those at my grandson’s school. They don’t look that much healthier than the regular ones from what little I can tell.

  • @Kassidar
    @Kassidar หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    22:58 "Track conversions" is not a typo. In this context someone being shown an ad and then making a purchase because of that ad is a "conversion"
    Some more clarifications i guess;
    Antihomless laws that jail them for years are what happens when places have prisoners work for the prison's profit.
    Prison windows are ass to prevent escape/suicide
    An ambulance is indeed not just a "taxi to the hospital" but it is waay insanely overpriced in the US. An ambulance gets to legally ignore traffic laws to get you to the hospital as quickly as possible while administering medical attention on the way.

  • @MachallaNaNaNa
    @MachallaNaNaNa หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    12:30 can confirm. I just finished healing up from having necrotizing fasciitis in my tailbone area back in January. As painful as that was, my insurance paperwork was worse.

  • @flyingsquirrell6953
    @flyingsquirrell6953 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    42:51 unironically a subscription service for those shoes are a god damn steal, those fucking things cost $150 and last 4 months max if you run regularly.

  • @saphire1sababy378
    @saphire1sababy378 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    18:58 iceland has the excuse of having odd sunlight supply

  • @SeaShantyProductions
    @SeaShantyProductions หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    0:03 That's the German Market in Birmingham, UK if you are wondering

    • @ezlyn
      @ezlyn หลายเดือนก่อน

      ;333333💖💖💖💗💗💗🌸🌸🌸🌸

    • @Coolouie
      @Coolouie 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      NOOOO I'M NOT SAFE!
      I LIVE IN THE UK.... 😢

  • @Thoraxe357
    @Thoraxe357 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    29:25 as someone who worked for goodwill for 5 years, the employees are not there for anything other than goodwill's bottom line. Regardless of the employee's feelings on the matter.

  •  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Maybe it's just that where I live we go to the hospital for non life threatening stuff but the ambulance is for emergencies and for people who can't get to the hospital on their own. I wouldn't exactly call that a taxy.

  • @mintykiwi
    @mintykiwi หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    49:13 o'hare air is that you?!

    • @CleanYourSkullDaily
      @CleanYourSkullDaily หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Next they’re gonna cut down all the trees so you can *ONLY* buy from them

  • @Kirkonator5000
    @Kirkonator5000 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm 14, autistic, and ADHDtistic, and I was watching this while AFK on a game and my brain just hotswapped from enjoying life before I become a wage slave to worrying about what happens after I die.
    I hope, I plead that I can find a job I actually like and keep keep up with, driving or not...

  • @ari638
    @ari638 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Very first one, that's Birmingham! I suppose it is kind of sucky if you stop and stare at it but honestly the market is so bustling with honest small businesses and good food and small bands that it hardly crossed my radar.

  • @Vault111Cookbook
    @Vault111Cookbook หลายเดือนก่อน +340

    I made it :3

    • @ZZZZZsnore
      @ZZZZZsnore หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      You made it :3

    • @Orbulon59
      @Orbulon59 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Nice

    • @Amber-Stardust
      @Amber-Stardust หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I also made it :D

    • @Mr.Innocence11219
      @Mr.Innocence11219 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I didn't make it. But congrats! :3

    • @ZZZZZsnore
      @ZZZZZsnore หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Amber-Stardust Congratulations >w

  • @construtortex4779
    @construtortex4779 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If someone says x homeless people should just get a job, many of them probably forget that some homeless people, with all due respect, are not capable to have an occupation, due to not only physicial but also mental problems. Not only that, but consider that some jobs are not available even to those who can work for many reasons and some don’t even have a job available.

    • @shadowfluff2255
      @shadowfluff2255 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That and some don't have proper education for some jobs.

  • @DraconicWraithXIII
    @DraconicWraithXIII 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    55:24 This is ABSOLUTELY a major issue, especially in areas that do not have a lot of ambulances. I can tell you of multiple times when I was working as an EMT in a rual area where someone DIED because someone with a literal stubbed toe called an ambulance, and once they request to be taken to the hospital you are LEGALLY BOUND to do so. So because of these asshats, someone with an actual life threatening emergency could not get an ambulance for almost an hour because the person with a stubbed toe was in the only one in the area.

  • @aidenosewart721
    @aidenosewart721 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Apparently, you don't get a choice. When you get solar, they automatically put it so that once your batteries are charged, they start dumping the power I to the grid. Even if you have batteries.

  • @YourNeighborhoodCIAAgentN5
    @YourNeighborhoodCIAAgentN5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Watching this video after having to console my crying mom because she had to work a 14 hour shift, stopping by to give commentary and some relevant anecdotes to a couple of the posts. First off, the US made microchips being found in captured russian vehicles… it’s pretty moderate compared to where else our MIC has stuck its fingers. We’ve sold aircraft to both Turkey and Greece, who are in constant spats with each other and it’s a regular Thursday for them to shoot down the other one’s fighter jet, and so it’s often you will see American built jets facing off against American built jets between the two sides. Second off, the post about the shift leader having to come into work on his birthday… at least he got pizza. A coworker/friend of mine had to come into work on his birthday and he got nothing special for it, not even a birthday card. I work at an escape room and we do more for customers having a birthday than we did for bro who worked on his birthday, we usually have to make customers cards and everyone on shift has to sign them but I digress. The reason my friend had to go in on his birthday is because nobody could cover his shift. I was the only one available and willing to take the shift byt I wasn’t even allowed to because I would’ve gone into overtime during the shift and they didn’t wanna pay the extra $40, which pissed me off.

    • @shadowfluff2255
      @shadowfluff2255 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's sad. My mom works 16-hour shifts sometimes. Luckily, her work can't legally keep her at work more than 48 hours a week because she is physically disabled. (Her shoulder muscles were ripped beyond repair, and her hips were damaged beyond repair.)
      I hope it gets better for everyone's sake.
      Good luck.

  • @annemikasselman4771
    @annemikasselman4771 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    the woman in the purple shirt who got arrested for her gd trash bill...my heart 😭😭😭😭 her face, breaks my heart

  • @GTK123
    @GTK123 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:57 this is actually true the way i found my favorite boba shop is because i found a cup with their brand on it sitting under some bleacher and i went there, still go there everytime i am in the area

  • @DragonianDeity
    @DragonianDeity หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The IV drip therapy is very common here in Vegas. There are numerous companies that offer it here. Commercials about it on t.v. and radio here, and of course billboards. And they can come to you, in your hotel rooms. Takes about an hour.

  • @psyclonetheseahawk9261
    @psyclonetheseahawk9261 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    We are literally living in a dystopia.

  • @THATBLUEBLAZER
    @THATBLUEBLAZER หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:07:28 i JUST realized he’s Leith Pierre and it makes so much sense now

  • @laurencebrown3822
    @laurencebrown3822 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    19:26 A gallon is 128 fluid ounces, so a half gallon would be 64 fluid ounces. This is a scientific fact. This is not something that is open to interpretation. By taking away 5 ounces from a half gallon, they are removing almost 10% of the milk the buyer is expecting to get. I've stopped buying Darigold products because of this, and I hope that the WIC boycott leads to Darigold losing business.

  • @Web_Warrior_Geo
    @Web_Warrior_Geo หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    19:20 80s? Drag was a thing in ancient greece, women were not allowed in theatre but there were women characters, thus, drag

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is that where it comes from for pantomime as well?

    • @PushingFriend28
      @PushingFriend28 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Romans and Greece and stuff be liking femboys

  • @panzerwolf494
    @panzerwolf494 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Wait till employers find a way to force their employees to wear shoes with trackers in them so they know just where the people are at all times and how much they're walking to judge whether they get paid too much

    • @Sonicsion
      @Sonicsion 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Y'know what's funny? That's essentially how I get paid. Obviously it's different, but as a truckie I get paid per kilometre not per hour. Whether it takes me 5 hours to drive 400ks or 10 hours. Don't matter. I get paid for the distant. Not the time.

    • @panzerwolf494
      @panzerwolf494 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Sonicsion Yeah, we get both where i work. some are paid for their time, some are paid for the distance. Time guys are from plating companies that just run around to their customers every day dropping of plated stuff and picking up unplated, not too concerned about how long it takes. Our steel driver that bring in steel shipments I try to get in and unload as quick as possible so they can head back out and find more work if they want

  • @Adrian11401
    @Adrian11401 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The EU alredy solved the ATM promblem. They are 24/7 but acces to the small room they are in is restricted by a card scaner at the door. You have acces to the inside if you have a active card and wen you enter you are held responsible for any damages, and no one else can enter sed room till the the one inside leaves.

    • @PushingFriend28
      @PushingFriend28 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Uplifting good ending sci fi:

  • @skyirwin1445
    @skyirwin1445 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Greed ruins everything, and the rich don't give a fuck about anyone else. My landlord installed one coin operated washer and dryer for six units, while charging $1,200 a month rent. During one of our conversations, his wife blurted out "we're not slumlords", even though I didn't say or imply it. They also have all kinds of insane restrictive rules. They even locked the outside water faucets. Besides being tiny, the place looks and feels like a prison.

  • @Manuelslayor
    @Manuelslayor หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    46:45 That is less bedroom than the prisoners in the concentraion camps had

    • @jimb9063
      @jimb9063 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Technically true. Depending on which ones you mean, they tended to have very big bedrooms but did have to share. Share beds that is.
      I'd heard how delusional people had got comparing today with the past, but this takes the cake.

    • @Pope_Rural_I5184
      @Pope_Rural_I5184 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Technically, but they had bunk halls and had to share it with like loads of people

  • @kiwimations2053
    @kiwimations2053 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Remember when the idea of a billionaire that could get away with whatever they want was so bizarre they just became the norm for supervillains? Lex luthor and green goblin are just average top 1% people in the 21st century.

  • @ZefDavenport
    @ZefDavenport 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That squeaky toy's noise is one of the triggers that makes me laugh no matter what. It's making this whole experience rather interesting, as I'm angry with what's on screen, yet laughing each time that sound pops up.
    I'm angry laughing.

  • @TheOnyxDruid
    @TheOnyxDruid 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I feel like the "this years Slime will be Agent Orange" joke flew over way too many peoples heads.

  • @Orbulon59
    @Orbulon59 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I needed all of the subreddit

  • @Ifinishedyoutube
    @Ifinishedyoutube หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:01 I mean we could take charge and just get rid of them ourselves... Lol😅

  • @na-vi704
    @na-vi704 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i went thru a pack of cigs and its only 10 minutes in the video, god i hate this planet

  • @Kacper-tx2gz
    @Kacper-tx2gz วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro when it was the "packaged fresh air, breath all the fresh air you want" i fucking lost it WTF

  • @Simplifried
    @Simplifried หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Robin rant time!

  • @autisticnation7140
    @autisticnation7140 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Prisoners are also charged for rent not just utilities. And if they can't pay the bill when getting out of prison they can get sent back to jail and charged more rent and utilities while being unable to get any kind of income while locked up. But still working for the prison cause if they refuse to work for 12 cents an hour its solitary confinement

  • @Phobia-Reaper
    @Phobia-Reaper หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    21:29 Unfortunately the last wild white rhino died recently. 😢

  • @mr.duck1248
    @mr.duck1248 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    6:16 LOL This is just a win for retail workers who’s least favourite part of the job is dealing with customers. Just let a robot do it and they can hang out with their coworkers in the back making food and making jokes as loudly as they want.

  • @madisonpalmer8178
    @madisonpalmer8178 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love being early, gives me a reason to say I fall asleep to these videos every day 😭

  • @TheAutisticKiwi
    @TheAutisticKiwi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It may be r/aboringdystopia, but if it's Emkay the video sure as hell won't be boring :)

  • @christophercarnes5225
    @christophercarnes5225 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You’re IATSE! I knew your sarcasm was familiar. Our emotional exhaustion has a style. Keep up the great work.

  • @3dsoup147
    @3dsoup147 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:50 This looks straight out of one of those city skylines videos where people try to make the most awful cities they can.

  • @pressedrose1
    @pressedrose1 วันที่ผ่านมา

    right after i turned 16 i got a job at mcdonald’s and the girl who trained me was my age, she’d just been working there since she was 14 😭 that mcdonald’s is always hiring because people keep quitting, i only lasted like a month

  • @Meg_-_561
    @Meg_-_561 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Random comment: You did actually say Quebec right the first time🥲

    • @fr0nk571
      @fr0nk571 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was like oh wow he didnt butcher it and then he did...

    • @Meg_-_561
      @Meg_-_561 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fr0nk571 I was like "so close... yet so far..."

    • @elirewasout
      @elirewasout หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know. He got this close and then fucked it.

  • @Sleepy-xf2lk
    @Sleepy-xf2lk 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a Tennessee resident I apologize for my state’s stupidity

  • @knorkstargames6481
    @knorkstargames6481 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    19:56 it's a MTR station in Hong Kong, if you look up Tai Wai Station on Maps you can see "The Wall" which is the mall that goes alongside the tracks. In front of it was a construction site for the past years (Google Maps still shows it) where they removed one arm of the gigantic sidewalk leveled above the main street. Back before construction, one arm was directed straight forward to the station (along Mei Tin rd.) but now, it just leads into this mall. It is quite a maze to navigate sometimes but at least it has AC lmao.

  • @martynamaczyszyn
    @martynamaczyszyn 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The one about antidepressants can be read in two ways: either South Korean citizens go largely undiagnosed and that's why the low usage or the US and Iceland are so depressing to live in. (considering Chile is joint first with the least amount of anti-dep users, I'd go for the former to be honest. Mental health is important, you guys)

    • @violet7773
      @violet7773 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That's what I was thinking. Iceland probably has high rates of depression because they're quite far north so they probably have a fairly high rate of seasonal affective disorder during their long dark winters. But they also probably have good enough health care that people have access to antidepressants when they need them
      And given what I know about South Korean corporate culture and wealth inequality, it definitely cannot be the case that only 1.3% of people actually have depression, but rather that people who need medication either can't afford it or are too ashamed to ask for help (or heck, why not both)

  • @spaceterrorist
    @spaceterrorist หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I didn’t realize this was made a minute ago. I was too busy playing the mod with a bunch of worm bosses like that primordial one

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:23 No, he’s talking about remote start. Some newer cars still have smart-keys, but the only way to do remote start is via the app, not the key fob

  • @VoidFoxy
    @VoidFoxy หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I went to my first prenatal visit, they asked about my mental health history and my family's. I told them my brother struggled with depression and anxiety, and they billed my insurance $114 for it. They didn't do anything about it, not that they could....because it was my brother and not me..their patient. So confused and angry about that BS.
    They also let like 4 separate salesmen into my room two hours after I gave birth. I just wanted some damn tacos and sleep.

  • @elbraunis
    @elbraunis หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    amazing way to start a Monday lmao

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It’s wild that we can have people who work 60 hours, in grueling conditions, while having someone breathe down their neck, and struggle to be able to afford basic needs, and we have people who say shit like “should go to college and get a real job”
    while i have your attention: it’s wild that for-profit companies own necessities, and if you can’t afford the price gouging, you’re lazy

  • @CloudPlus61669A
    @CloudPlus61669A 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:31 it looks like something little Johnny would build out of galvanized steel square and eco friendly wood veneer

  • @TheDecentt
    @TheDecentt หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember one time me, my dad, and my brother completely blocked a stock checking robot. That was funny

  • @nepukamii
    @nepukamii วันที่ผ่านมา

    49:03 I can't believe they made O'hare Air a real thing😭😭😭😭😭

  • @MorganVsTheInternet
    @MorganVsTheInternet หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    22:20, so we hit that point of Black Mirror!

  • @bellaswitchtrials
    @bellaswitchtrials 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    teachers in tennessee are gonna have a major problem mentioning historical figures like: Emperor Julius Caeser, Emperor Hadrian, Emperor Elagabalus, literally every single spartan warrior, King Nicomedes of Bithynia, Sappho, Plato, Anne Lister, Alan turing, Frida Kahlo so on so forth.
    they are LITERALLY going to be writing letters to the parents every day like "yeah we're talking about the romans again. and im saying this because they straight up said "if an lgbt person/subject is even mentioned"

  • @roosh1986
    @roosh1986 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:04 The forbidden Pokeball

  • @bb_honeybee
    @bb_honeybee 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    abt the Kia access thing( 5:17 ), it’s to remote start. My kia didn’t even come w a fob, so I have to manually unlock and lock my car at said car every single time. It’s annoying, and I’ve considered paying for the sub so I have the option. It’s stupid. also iirc, you aren’t supposed to get your own fob installed cause I think it can void your warranty, which is even more stupid.