OP : "Yo so i'm selling this funko pop for 35 Cents!" CB : "GIVE IT TO ME FREE I HAVE CANCER MY DOG DIED MY GRANDMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL I FOUGHT IN THE WAR IT'S MY SON'S BIRTHDAY!"
As someone who isn't an artist, but has a close relative that is an artist i can say that this is FUCKING FRUSTRATING! They put so much time and effort into these, so they GET to sell it for alot, and then THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE SHOW UP AND COMPLETELY ACT LIKE A JACKASS!
i've only actually experienced the reserve kind. once when discussing payment on a commission i was told my price was "unprofessional" and i was like "oh wow my first r/choosingbeggar", but it turned out they thought my prices were too low and almost doubled it, gave me some extra tip as thank you, and then recommended me to all their friends. i was overwhelmed!
ive had somthing similar. now im 14 almost fifteen so im not to expericed in buinsnees. but i decided to sell a decently realistic drawing of a hyena IT WAS DECENTLU REALISTIC IVE BEEN DRAWING FIOR LIKE 6 YEARS so im not just some kid. i charged 25 bucks and they ended up giving me 70
If I commission an artist I always tip or give them more than they ask. Some of them really need to realize they're worth more than what they have for their prices high key
I literally say that all the time...I want to since that's true...they don't know their art is actually worth more...like if they charged 10 for a full or something...I'm giving 20 or so...bc that's how I feel it's really worth (not saying I've seen someone make anything 10 lol)
Yeah I kind of always charge half of what my artschool suggested and sometimes if I havent sold anything for some time I cut that price in half like im giving you 75% off already and you want it for less I usually spend 10- 16hours or even more on each drawing. And charge around 10-20 USD( im swedish) per piece at my normal rate.
I literally told my pop "ill clean your whole house for $50" we argued for an hour over the fact that he'd be paying me $200. Like pop I love you LET ME DO SOMETHING FOR CHEAP
The Will Wheaton part... They lobbied for a pay increase from "childs pay" to adult pay for an actor... And that is when they spent a season writing Will off the show. In "The walking Dead" - Manga - Only one character survived after "Sanctuary"... That was Karl - The kid to the ranger. But the production of the series did not want to pay the Actor, who played Karl, an adult wage when he hit 18 years old. So he had the scripting team kill the character. Forgetting that Karl was the only character that Needed to survive to continue the story. So nothing after the death of Karl in the TV series .. is actually about the actual story of "The Walking Dead"... Production casting sacked the Lead Actor.
It’s such a pet peeve of mine when seeing someone say “I *NEED* this” and the MAJORITY of the time.. it’s that they WANT it. Not NEED. It takes physical energy to not scream “you WANT it. NOT *NEED*” Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.
"For either me or Christian" *OR* Sounds like a great start to a marriage, starting off with separate gifts, starting off separate lives. Also, most weddings have beer, cocktails, and cake, they also don't charge the guests for them.
0:20 This is like breaking your arm after somebody told you not to do something and you still did it and being mad because they won’t pay for your stupidness
There's a suspicious amount of people asking for animals of 1 sex specifically, I feel like a lot of these people are unethical breeders trying to start puppy/kitten mills
I spent so long trying to figure out why the one person was asking for a male cat specifically, maybe so they don't have a cat that can get pregnant, but the don't care if it can get other cats pregnant? But damn it feels like it has to be unethical (more than that, already)
Wanna boost your self esteem? I just replied to a comment in spanish (I’m a new spanish learner) and they replied and told me it was a Portuguese comment 😭
"We're asking for artwork!" "We're asking for money!" "It's not a real job, so no!" "Well you don't get our work!" "What the fuck is wrong with you!?" r/choosingbeggars
For some reason, I cannot sleep in silence and always have to have something playing, so I now have a little routine of setting up my computer beside my bed and going onto your channel, turning the brightness down. It sounds weird, but your channel really has helped me, and I thank you for that
36:25 late response but Jiffy Lube is a chain of oil change/car maintenance shops. So the girl probably works there and either gave him her number or texted his number from their customer database. But yes, it is a really weird name out of context
I love these videos, they're great to listen to when I'm doing homework, cleaning, drawing, or sorting pokemon cards! Thank you for making such amazing videos!
My biggest "choosing beggar" encounter was when I owned a wine shop and a person came in who said the local grocery store sold him wine at cost and he wanted to know if I would sell him wine at cost because he "wanted to support the local guy".
10:54 can I have a toy car? BRO YOU GOT ME A TOY CAR? ARE YOU STUPID? I WANTED A LAMBORGHINI! I don’t get it when girls don’t want something or want something but they want the opposite, like bro, is it really that hard to say “yes, I would like pancakes!” Instead of saying “no, I’m good.” When your boy goes to take out and you expect your favorite pancakes steaming and everything.
Yeah I bet that woman never had any replies and she also said must not have small lips, doesn’t have an ex girlfriend prettier than them, does exactly what I say And also must not be buff But at the same time not overweight 🤷♂️🤷♂️
16:50 They legit have a point though. Paywalls and worthless in-app purchases shouldn't even be legal anymore. I should NOT have to pay to remove some random watermark.
"Selling table $50." "I'll give you 25. I charge half the price for delivering it for you." Dude should have said "Okay, I'm selling this table for $100. I'll knock $50 off for you delivering it." 🤣
My favorite quotes, “Did this lady just ask to reschedule the sun?!” And “But I’m gonna let the editor of this video say what they want here.” The shotgun got me…
I *need* to know what happened after the messages from 26:07. Did they actually call the cops? Were they actually standing outside the house for 40+ minutes? Did it maybe escalate and actually get into a fight? I just *need* to know! But, I probably won't.
"Your first favorite beer is free. your second favorite beer is cold." - Robin seriously though, if someone offers you something for free or really cheap, take it and sit down. or don't. either way, "I can get it cheaper somewhere else", "I'll come hurt you", "It's not worth that much", and "Take it or leave it" aren't valid.
32:31 they literally want more than a decade of college experience (med school takes a long ass time) and you’ll get paid an illegally low amount of money an hour, as an INTERN
As an artist that owns a small business I formulate price by cost of supplies, time, effort. Know your worth and don't like people undercharge you, if they really want it they'll pay the full price for it.
Because I can't get a job right now, I sell cookies to save money for things I want/need. $25 dollars for 5 dozen. I deliver them by longboard and don't charge for delivery even though I should start- anyway. In July, my grandma ordered a box and agreed to pay me $25 for it so everything was going well. Then the day I delivered them arrived. At the time, I was saving up to get tickets to a concert, which I obviously had a deadline for and this was one of the last boxes I needed to sell in order to get the tickets. I get there after longboarding in the hot summer sun with a backpack with the box she asked for and set the box down on the table. She walks over to greet me and hands me $15 and tries to convince me that's the price we agreed on. When I insisted the price was $25, she told me she didn't have any more than that, and $15 dollars was fine. After a little while, my aunt (who'd bought cookies from me before) ended up getting her to pay the rest of what was owed (which she did have, but she tried to give me a bag of quarters that still didn't add up instead of the ten she clearly had in her wallet). Seriously, I don't get why people think it's fine to pay less than what's agreed or try to haggle down the price of a product that's listed specifically. I needed that money ASAP and that was the fastest way I could get it before the deadline. Thankfully I got the money and the concert was great but it's still pretty dumb that it was that much of a struggle to get the money that was to get her to pay full price for the cookies I made for her.
Imagine having no life so then you realize that the only thing left in life is to watch EmKay. Honestly, I wish I was that person. Thank goodness my wish came true two months ago when I saw The Worst of r/DIWhy on my fyp. Thank you for making my miserable study days at the peak of comfort. Best wishes to all of yall!
1:27 the guy isn't selling parts, he's selling brake service. He'll change out the brakes for $100 service fee plus the cost of the parts. I do my own, so believe me his charge of $100 should be considered a really good deal.
14:01 The hospitality thing in America is true: employers SHOULD be paying their workers more. But waiters cant pay their rent and bills with money they SHOULD have. If youre in the states, TIP YOUR SERVER! By patronizing a restaurant but dont give your server a tip, youre giving $ to the establishment that underpays their workers while simultaneously screwing over the people who are underpaid. And its not always possible to "just get another job". In the United States, TIP YOUR SERVER! It IS, in fact, your job to pay extra to your server. If you can't afford to do so, you cant afford to eat out. Simple.
Idk but watching you reminds me of that radio guy from Fallout 4 (after you helped him gain confidence) Keep doing what you do man, its amazing content
It really is on the parents that their CB son turned out like that. When you don’t ever give your child any responsibilities growing up, this is how they turn out.
@@AltClev37 Firstly, the kid has had other exposures to life than his parents. Secondly, we literally do not know anything about his life. Yes, indeed there are times where the kid is messed up solely because of the parents, but there is nothing here that we can confidently say that it is the parents' fault. Thirdly, responsibilities are not a governing factor in a kid's character, at all. Forcing them to do house chores will not made them better people, it'll just make them know how to be independent, and will definitely not make them want to be independent. CB here has had several chances to be independent but doesn't want to be in any way independent. Also, blaming the parents for however the kid is does not help anyone, including the kid
25:10 - I'd absolutely LOVE to see his breakdown on how he makes 8k a day accepting gigs for 6 hours of photography + god knows how much time to edit and assemble the DVD reel for 150 bucks. Dude must have a time machine because according to napkin math he'd need at least 300 hours worth of garbage gigs to get to those figures even if we ignore making the DVD, any other pictures outside of the posed ones for the wedding party or commute to and from the event + setup. Just because photographers don't work as finance advisers that doesn't mean they can't do math.
I actually agree with the thumbnail only in that food in general should be free and freely accessible to all people. I don't believe any type of necessity should be used for profit gains.
@@AngrySecs The farmers are already poorly paid for their produce by the companies before the products get sold. All you'd need is to swap the companies with a fair deal from government funded food production plants.
0:19 Ive grown up with Fire kindles & Computers all my life so when we are gonna move across the country away from my friends, my parents told me they will buy me a phone. They told me that they would not be buying me an apple phone because they arent used to them so they couldnt help with charging it and other problems too, also their too expensive. You know what i said? - Yay!!! Ive wanted a phone for forever!! Im fine with android or Samsung or really any phone! At least im getting one :]
15:00 My name is also Ryan... I feel like it was me personally who did something wrong, despite having nothing to do with the situation. Never before have I heard somebody say my own name so calmly and yet so accusingly.
0:48 I don't understand why people associate Android with poor people. I use a Samsung Galaxy s22. It cost $800. Expensive, quality Android exists you know...
23:45 I've actually used the Japanese From Zero books for my freshman and sophomore year language courses (perks of being homeschooled) and their content online is amazing! Unfortunately I didn't continue taking it, partially due to the website requiring a subscription and me getting diagnosed with some mental issues (which explains why I can barely remember how to say something like "I want melon"), but the content itself is super in-depth and the books along with it (20-40 bucks depending on where you buy) are incredibly well made. Just wish people would give them a break and not tell them they need to "do better" :/
The bit about Wil Weaton is true, in fact it is used a lot in pay negotiations on Trek series. It is why Kim on Voyager never rose above the rank of Ensign.
23:32 As a 16-year-old MMO gamer. I personally deal with a lot of "Adults" who can be so immature I feel like a grown person with a real life, job, and education.
This one summers day I was leaving the store and saw a homeless man and gave him a gatorade. He said thank you sarcastically and then asked if I had a phone charger he could use and money. I just left and said nothing because I was about to yell at him because of his ingratitude.....
Still remember years ago when my dad gave a homeless man some sweets and just as we went round the corner we heard “I WANT CHANGE NOT SWEETS!” We still quote that til this day
I feel like the "jiffy lube girl" may have been that he got his car serviced and they needed to have his contact info to let him know when to get his car? Idk how that works🤣
I feel like she's an ex he met at jiffy lube or that works at jiffy lube or some shit cus I don't think any employee would be that bold nor would he know about her home life. That or she's just an ex he keeps contact with that he doesn't want his gf to know about, in which case it makes sense she thought he would do that 💀
I will never understand why some people think that having 50K followers mean anything when it comes to collabs (well I mean them trying to get free stuff) Maybe once upon a time it did but that’s not the case anymore.
13:39 you know what they should do troll the guy and pretend they have all the things that the guy wants and be like "hello yes I am that person on the phone" XD
The only work I have done for free is my college placement and even then I got free hot lunches and drinks. I loved the job (though it was hard work which I was alright with anyway since it was caring for animals at a family farm) and would do it again. Two breaks plus a lunch break and I liked my superiors as they were very friendly. I have worked summer jobs at a family run kennel and cattery and even they could pay me (minimum wage but I didn't really mind since I didn't expect much anyway). People asking for free work of people if they are not willing to do so are annoying.
ive been watching the channel for a while and you really make me happy when i am feeling down. thanks emkay!
Good for you, man!
Especially when Robin ‘goes off on one’ 😂
Life: Feeling happy? We can't have that. Let me fix that for you.
wait, this was posted 4 hours ago, but the video was three?
Agreed! And glad you’re feeling good!! ^^
"Did she just ask to reschedule the sun?" Might be the best thing I’ve heard today
That one never gets old
“Please shine at 10 pm!”
@SAMUEL COLLINS
Iq 100
@@thePhoenixQueen pp
Edit: sleep text wtf did I type
Just love the atmosphere on these ones.
They're just like:
"Hey I'm selling art and products for $100"
CB: "$15 you dont deserve a living"
That's how you know their 100% fake lol
OP : "Yo so i'm selling this funko pop for 35 Cents!"
CB : "GIVE IT TO ME FREE I HAVE CANCER MY DOG DIED MY GRANDMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL I FOUGHT IN THE WAR IT'S MY SON'S BIRTHDAY!"
@@caramelapple5022 I’ll take it for 30 cents.
As someone who isn't an artist, but has a close relative that is an artist i can say that this is FUCKING FRUSTRATING!
They put so much time and effort into these, so they GET to sell it for alot, and then THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE SHOW UP AND COMPLETELY ACT LIKE A JACKASS!
@@caramelapple5022 OP: I need the 35 cents for my son's birthday, my dog died, my grandma is in hospital, I fought in war and have cancer too!
i've only actually experienced the reserve kind. once when discussing payment on a commission i was told my price was "unprofessional" and i was like "oh wow my first r/choosingbeggar", but it turned out they thought my prices were too low and almost doubled it, gave me some extra tip as thank you, and then recommended me to all their friends. i was overwhelmed!
They dropped this 👑
they had us in the first half
a Chad customer🗿
ive had somthing similar. now im 14 almost fifteen so im not to expericed in buinsnees. but i decided to sell a decently realistic drawing of a hyena IT WAS DECENTLU REALISTIC IVE BEEN DRAWING FIOR LIKE 6 YEARS so im not just some kid.
i charged 25 bucks and they ended up giving me 70
Imagine they heard and were like, "oh shit"
Wh- are we sure humans were meant to be the dominant species? Are we confident that we didn't just win a coin flip between us and crabs?
Yeah, crabs can even regrow their limbs, they’re so cool 😎
Also they do some pretty dope raves 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Crabs are definitely superior, we probably cheated the coin flip
Crabs are the true kings of the worlds
considering everything keeps evolving into crabs or crab like things, they won, we just happen to be larger and therefor more noticeable
Crows were also there, they lost the coin flip brackets in the semifinals. of the finalists crabs should've wom
If I commission an artist I always tip or give them more than they ask.
Some of them really need to realize they're worth more than what they have for their prices high key
I literally say that all the time...I want to since that's true...they don't know their art is actually worth more...like if they charged 10 for a full or something...I'm giving 20 or so...bc that's how I feel it's really worth (not saying I've seen someone make anything 10 lol)
Based
thank you
for being so damn awesome
Driving up the marked, chaotic good right here
Yeah I kind of always charge half of what my artschool suggested and sometimes if I havent sold anything for some time I cut that price in half like im giving you 75% off already and you want it for less I usually spend 10- 16hours or even more on each drawing. And charge around 10-20 USD( im swedish) per piece at my normal rate.
Absolutely love the "all of" videos cause it means I can have it playing in the background while I do other stuff, it's so calming
No! You must watch the whole video! One of us! One of us! One of us!
Just wait until he finds the all of r/mildlyinfuriating video... keeps me up at night man...
UwU
Humm I’ll give you a toad version of a uwu but from our toads **LOUND CROAKING** there you go enjoy
@@Riddle_Goblin thanks TH-cam user wise_toad
“I thought that you would show some compassion to the meek and the poor”
I’m not sure they know what the word *meek* means
I've got something for free, a knuckle sandwich, in fact they can have more than one. No cost.
Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets...
@@dezgasting postal
@@wille-two-time5590 indeed
I dont know either 😢
I literally told my pop "ill clean your whole house for $50" we argued for an hour over the fact that he'd be paying me $200. Like pop I love you LET ME DO SOMETHING FOR CHEAP
We need more peeps like your pops
just take it
fuck choosing beggars, this is choosing spenders
The Will Wheaton part... They lobbied for a pay increase from "childs pay" to adult pay for an actor... And that is when they spent a season writing Will off the show.
In "The walking Dead" - Manga - Only one character survived after "Sanctuary"... That was Karl - The kid to the ranger. But the production of the series did not want to pay the Actor, who played Karl, an adult wage when he hit 18 years old. So he had the scripting team kill the character. Forgetting that Karl was the only character that Needed to survive to continue the story. So nothing after the death of Karl in the TV series .. is actually about the actual story of "The Walking Dead"... Production casting sacked the Lead Actor.
Imagine derailing your entire narrative because you don’t want to pay the actor now that you are legally obligated to 💀
Wil Wheaton isn't worth adult pay now.
@@logicplague Why, he's great
There is nothing better than getting home and getting to lay on your bed and watch emkay
yessssssssssss
Well not dying to an angry Goose in your bedroom is objectively better. I'm not saying there is one but if there was...
True
Same but for me it’s the couch
Give me my toast
It’s such a pet peeve of mine when seeing someone say “I *NEED* this” and the MAJORITY of the time.. it’s that they WANT it. Not NEED. It takes physical energy to not scream “you WANT it. NOT *NEED*”
Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.
@DanielShortKing exactly!🤦
"For either me or Christian" *OR* Sounds like a great start to a marriage, starting off with separate gifts, starting off separate lives.
Also, most weddings have beer, cocktails, and cake, they also don't charge the guests for them.
0:20
This is like breaking your arm after somebody told you not to do something and you still did it and being mad because they won’t pay for your stupidness
At this point, I'd be shocked if they weren't.
As an artist, every time I hear the word "exposure", my blood boils slightly
I'll give you exposure for £20
@@Straphic I am quivering in my damn boots
@@thatonebonkchoyguy what about for &900000000
@@thatonebonkchoyguy i do copyright art
@@thatonebonkchoyguy get no exposure
'english white girls or english white gingers' i was not aware my gender was ginger and made me separated from girls
No, it's the fact that you don't have a soul. j/k
Well.. when i see a person i first notice their gingerness before their sex. Can't be just me.
@@pepinillorick5741 no, no it is not just you. - Anon
The two genders. Girl and ginger
Before I saw the desc said hetero man I thought “maybe he’s bi”
Yes, I do gayify everything, thanks for -not- asking
There's a suspicious amount of people asking for animals of 1 sex specifically, I feel like a lot of these people are unethical breeders trying to start puppy/kitten mills
I spent so long trying to figure out why the one person was asking for a male cat specifically, maybe so they don't have a cat that can get pregnant, but the don't care if it can get other cats pregnant? But damn it feels like it has to be unethical (more than that, already)
I watch these videos to boost my self-esteem, knowing I'm not sinking as low as these people.
It's... disappointingly effective.
Wanna boost your self esteem? I just replied to a comment in spanish (I’m a new spanish learner) and they replied and told me it was a Portuguese comment 😭
@@RUBBERDUCKSSSSS To be fair, Portuguese and Spanish are similar enough that a mix-up is understandable. Don't sweat it
Yeah exactly these really are some ridiculous individuals
@@therunawaykid6523 it's... difficult to hear sometimes, like... I am in awe at how entitled people can be
Fun fact: simp stands for Squirrels In My Pants
I mean in like 2010-2018 it did because of Phineas and Ferb but now it's a different meaning
@@astro_doggy i dont think they stuttered when they said that
Where'd ya learn to use them moves like that? S I M P *SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS*
Nope, Superior Iranian Minecraft Player.
Nah sniper monkey
"We're asking for artwork!"
"We're asking for money!"
"It's not a real job, so no!"
"Well you don't get our work!"
"What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
r/choosingbeggars
I feel like most of these people have never had any sort of prior business or selling/buying experience. They're living in their own little bubble
Oh, they know what they're doing, they just don't care because it usually works. Even if it doesn't they aren't out anything, move on to next person.
As a Pokémon nerd, I completely died from the way Robin produced Regigigas LMAO
People who use the "But I'm POOR" excuse are clearly not originally from poor families.
Yea you're constantly told growing up you can't have stuff because you're poor, not that you can.
I always think this. Those people have never seen a church basement clothing donation center or food pantry.
4:10 ah yes, "reregigigigggigigigigas" the best legendary shiny.
He may not pronounced the name right, but he definitely nailed the cry it makes, lol.
And, isn't the other one shiny locked?
watching this while i have a panic attack its really helping, love you guys!
are you still having a panic aatack after 3 days?
@@theguythatcodes no, It calmed down after an hour or so. Thank you for checking tho!!!! Merry Christmas/ whatever you celebrate
@@alexanderx8998 glad it got better! :D
Have u been to psychologist?
@Alkalez they watched this to calm them down?
For some reason, I cannot sleep in silence and always have to have something playing, so I now have a little routine of setting up my computer beside my bed and going onto your channel, turning the brightness down. It sounds weird, but your channel really has helped me, and I thank you for that
With the wedding gift over $250 i would just take a picture of $251 dollars give them the pic and wait for the fireworks
You... I like you. you're my favorite human fo the Interwebz today
Put it in a nice box and wait for the meltdown lol
We requested that we don't want wedding gifts, our gift is their presence at the wedding celebrating our commitment to each other.
That guy doubling the money payment offer to get his friend to mow the lawn is honestly funny
The first one about the sun never fails to crack me up.
36:25 late response but Jiffy Lube is a chain of oil change/car maintenance shops. So the girl probably works there and either gave him her number or texted his number from their customer database.
But yes, it is a really weird name out of context
I love these videos, they're great to listen to when I'm doing homework, cleaning, drawing, or sorting pokemon cards! Thank you for making such amazing videos!
I love how well the editors and everyone works together, so much better then if there was no edits, yall need more praise!!
"Your favorite beer is free. Your second favorite beer is cold."
Spoken like a true son of Colorado.
My biggest "choosing beggar" encounter was when I owned a wine shop and a person came in who said the local grocery store sold him wine at cost and he wanted to know if I would sell him wine at cost because he "wanted to support the local guy".
I'm hungover and dealing with a lot of emotions so time to binge this and actually calm down and forget my worries
GPU man has the best sense of humour i’ve seen so far.
How do you have 4 likes, no comments, and are still one of the top comments
I have no clue myself. Well, at least the fact that there’s no comments has been changed.
“Don’t be greedy
Now let me save five bucks”
This vid was hilarious
10:54 can I have a toy car? BRO YOU GOT ME A TOY CAR? ARE YOU STUPID? I WANTED A LAMBORGHINI!
I don’t get it when girls don’t want something or want something but they want the opposite, like bro, is it really that hard to say “yes, I would like pancakes!” Instead of saying “no, I’m good.” When your boy goes to take out and you expect your favorite pancakes steaming and everything.
29:17
"doesnt look at other girls AT ALL"
"Isnt super clingy"
how does that even..
Yeah I bet that woman never had any replies and she also said must not have small lips, doesn’t have an ex girlfriend prettier than them, does exactly what I say
And also must not be buff
But at the same time not overweight 🤷♂️🤷♂️
3:06 free removal for what looks like a 30ft Mexican Fan Palm? it’s also got a pretty big skirt. adding to the challenge. no, that will never be free.
Fun fact: mod Flanders was killed off bc her VA asked for better pay bc the pay barely covered her travel expenses
This entire hour can be summed up with the phrase "Have some sense and go home!"
*CHEAT ACTIVATED*
16:50 They legit have a point though. Paywalls and worthless in-app purchases shouldn't even be legal anymore. I should NOT have to pay to remove some random watermark.
26:10 dude sounds so calm yet so threatining at the same time
"Selling table $50."
"I'll give you 25. I charge half the price for delivering it for you."
Dude should have said "Okay, I'm selling this table for $100. I'll knock $50 off for you delivering it." 🤣
10:46 as someone random who I forgot said: "If a boy gave me a box of chocolated, I would even question my sexuality"
Thank you. I just woke up and the first thing i see is a mega compilation of my favorite subreddit. Love y'all
The thing I love about this is the hard work the editing people do, they are definitely under recognize. But still keep up the good work guys:)
"And then serve to one choosing beggar-" is funny and you can't change my mind.
34:56 the way he said Beyoncé got me so hard 😭 “be-yon-key”
Dude we don't need to know about you getting hard
53:00
"bring bread that we all can share"
yeah...? he brought the only bread he is not allergic to?
35:50 based on my years of reasearch the thresholds of "no you have to much money give to meeeee" is...$20 (with inflation)
My favorite quotes, “Did this lady just ask to reschedule the sun?!” And “But I’m gonna let the editor of this video say what they want here.” The shotgun got me…
Most of these people are basically, "will you give me a huge discount if I sell you a guilt trip?"
"Mind tricks don't work on me, only money."
- Watto, The Phantom Menace
@@logicplague what about me crab from spongebob
I *need* to know what happened after the messages from 26:07. Did they actually call the cops? Were they actually standing outside the house for 40+ minutes? Did it maybe escalate and actually get into a fight? I just *need* to know! But, I probably won't.
Honestly I’m curious too- and it just seemed terrifying, not just the way they were reading it but their pure insistence on it-
0:38
I'm watching this on android, you son of a bi-
"Your first favorite beer is free. your second favorite beer is cold." - Robin
seriously though, if someone offers you something for free or really cheap, take it and sit down. or don't. either way, "I can get it cheaper somewhere else", "I'll come hurt you", "It's not worth that much", and "Take it or leave it" aren't valid.
I hate light beer. Tastes like water. But a free light beer? I'll down it happily XD
the way he says "regigigas" as "regeggegaggaisg" is amazing
32:31 they literally want more than a decade of college experience (med school takes a long ass time) and you’ll get paid an illegally low amount of money an hour, as an INTERN
i love Jack's voice impressions and Damien's laughing fits :D Robin is great too because idk how they keep a straight face with some of this stuff xD
As an artist that owns a small business I formulate price by cost of supplies, time, effort. Know your worth and don't like people undercharge you, if they really want it they'll pay the full price for it.
"Did she just ask to reschedule the sun?" got me good 💀💀💀
1:25, no, I've read the Bible, Jesus really did sell used car parts on Facebook Marketplace. It's Mark 19:23.
emkay, you made my birthday a pretty nice day, also jack thank you for being part of this channel
love to all the narrators
Happy Late Birthday! :D
Because I can't get a job right now, I sell cookies to save money for things I want/need.
$25 dollars for 5 dozen. I deliver them by longboard and don't charge for delivery even though I should start- anyway.
In July, my grandma ordered a box and agreed to pay me $25 for it so everything was going well.
Then the day I delivered them arrived. At the time, I was saving up to get tickets to a concert, which I obviously had a deadline for and this was one of the last boxes I needed to sell in order to get the tickets.
I get there after longboarding in the hot summer sun with a backpack with the box she asked for and set the box down on the table. She walks over to greet me and hands me $15 and tries to convince me that's the price we agreed on. When I insisted the price was $25, she told me she didn't have any more than that, and $15 dollars was fine.
After a little while, my aunt (who'd bought cookies from me before) ended up getting her to pay the rest of what was owed (which she did have, but she tried to give me a bag of quarters that still didn't add up instead of the ten she clearly had in her wallet).
Seriously, I don't get why people think it's fine to pay less than what's agreed or try to haggle down the price of a product that's listed specifically. I needed that money ASAP and that was the fastest way I could get it before the deadline. Thankfully I got the money and the concert was great but it's still pretty dumb that it was that much of a struggle to get the money that was to get her to pay full price for the cookies I made for her.
1:00 “I am in poverty”
**has a phone**
Imagine having no life so then you realize that the only thing left in life is to watch EmKay. Honestly, I wish I was that person. Thank goodness my wish came true two months ago when I saw The Worst of r/DIWhy on my fyp. Thank you for making my miserable study days at the peak of comfort. Best wishes to all of yall!
1:27 the guy isn't selling parts, he's selling brake service. He'll change out the brakes for $100 service fee plus the cost of the parts. I do my own, so believe me his charge of $100 should be considered a really good deal.
8:40 did the math
6am - 6pm = 13 hrs
20 / 13 = 1.53846153846
She is paying about $1.53 /hr
isnt 6 to 6 12 hours?
Okay but what's the guy at 5:00 tryna Buy?
Bump
corn
14:01 The hospitality thing in America is true: employers SHOULD be paying their workers more. But waiters cant pay their rent and bills with money they SHOULD have. If youre in the states, TIP YOUR SERVER! By patronizing a restaurant but dont give your server a tip, youre giving $ to the establishment that underpays their workers while simultaneously screwing over the people who are underpaid. And its not always possible to "just get another job".
In the United States, TIP YOUR SERVER! It IS, in fact, your job to pay extra to your server. If you can't afford to do so, you cant afford to eat out. Simple.
Idk but watching you reminds me of that radio guy from Fallout 4 (after you helped him gain confidence)
Keep doing what you do man, its amazing content
Travis “Lonely Miles” Miles?
That’s the name he took when he got his confidence back.
@@AzathothTheTrueGod Oh yeah, Travis. I think that's him
At 1:05:07 he caught me of guard when he said "... And then serve to a choosing-beggar (CB)
It really is on the parents that their CB son turned out like that. When you don’t ever give your child any responsibilities growing up, this is how they turn out.
@@jacksprat9209 yeah. Sure thing Mr. Fart- Bubble 😑
@Madam Lt Arthur's right though....
@@pranavssivam6823 lol no he’s not though. There’s ABSOLUTELY zero proof he’s right. More proof that’s he wrong actually.
@@AltClev37 Firstly, the kid has had other exposures to life than his parents. Secondly, we literally do not know anything about his life. Yes, indeed there are times where the kid is messed up solely because of the parents, but there is nothing here that we can confidently say that it is the parents' fault. Thirdly, responsibilities are not a governing factor in a kid's character, at all. Forcing them to do house chores will not made them better people, it'll just make them know how to be independent, and will definitely not make them want to be independent. CB here has had several chances to be independent but doesn't want to be in any way independent.
Also, blaming the parents for however the kid is does not help anyone, including the kid
@@AltClev37 And also, what proof is there that the parents are in the wrong, and CB in the right?
That dude begging for money in the beginning LITERALLY RUNS A PYRAMID SCHEME
11:37 my face when i see a bee
I love the way he pronounced “read before you swipe”
25:10 - I'd absolutely LOVE to see his breakdown on how he makes 8k a day accepting gigs for 6 hours of photography + god knows how much time to edit and assemble the DVD reel for 150 bucks.
Dude must have a time machine because according to napkin math he'd need at least 300 hours worth of garbage gigs to get to those figures even if we ignore making the DVD, any other pictures outside of the posed ones for the wedding party or commute to and from the event + setup.
Just because photographers don't work as finance advisers that doesn't mean they can't do math.
This video causes me so much pain.. but it's like watching a train crash.. into an orphanage.. full of puppies and kittens.. you just can't look away.
I just want you to buy me an iPhone 69 then lend me some money, like $80,000. Is that so much to ask? IS IT?
no ofc not lemme get it for you
I actually agree with the thumbnail only in that food in general should be free and freely accessible to all people. I don't believe any type of necessity should be used for profit gains.
How would the people who make the food/farm it be able to feed their families?
Why don't you do it and then see how it turn out ?
@@anaveragewaterenjoyer7157 What does that even mean? You think I rule the world and can just decide on a whim to change the capitalist system? Lol.
@@AngrySecs The farmers are already poorly paid for their produce by the companies before the products get sold. All you'd need is to swap the companies with a fair deal from government funded food production plants.
Who do you plan on enslaving to make that happen? Ask someone from the former Soviet Union or modern China how those collective farms worked out.
I love this subreddit!
36:30 Jiffy Lube is the name of a place you can get oil changes, she's probably an employee there.
0:19 Ive grown up with Fire kindles & Computers all my life so when we are gonna move across the country away from my friends, my parents told me they will buy me a phone. They told me that they would not be buying me an apple phone because they arent used to them so they couldnt help with charging it and other problems too, also their too expensive. You know what i said? - Yay!!! Ive wanted a phone for forever!! Im fine with android or Samsung or really any phone! At least im getting one :]
15:00 My name is also Ryan... I feel like it was me personally who did something wrong, despite having nothing to do with the situation. Never before have I heard somebody say my own name so calmly and yet so accusingly.
8:10 if that was a walnut tree I'd take it, they are worth thousands
0:48 I don't understand why people associate Android with poor people. I use a Samsung Galaxy s22. It cost $800. Expensive, quality Android exists you know...
Quality, inexpensive ones exist too
23:45 I've actually used the Japanese From Zero books for my freshman and sophomore year language courses (perks of being homeschooled) and their content online is amazing! Unfortunately I didn't continue taking it, partially due to the website requiring a subscription and me getting diagnosed with some mental issues (which explains why I can barely remember how to say something like "I want melon"), but the content itself is super in-depth and the books along with it (20-40 bucks depending on where you buy) are incredibly well made. Just wish people would give them a break and not tell them they need to "do better" :/
The bit about Wil Weaton is true, in fact it is used a lot in pay negotiations on Trek series. It is why Kim on Voyager never rose above the rank of Ensign.
7:01 the editor is definitely pissed
I agree
Yes
"i dont want white chocolate but i want the white thing." *points at white chocolate*
I just woke up, this is impeccable timing
23:32 As a 16-year-old MMO gamer. I personally deal with a lot of "Adults" who can be so immature I feel like a grown person with a real life, job, and education.
This one summers day I was leaving the store and saw a homeless man and gave him a gatorade. He said thank you sarcastically and then asked if I had a phone charger he could use and money. I just left and said nothing because I was about to yell at him because of his ingratitude.....
bro... dont give shit off for free? XD ur kinda asking for ingratitude if you do shit like that lol
Still remember years ago when my dad gave a homeless man some sweets and just as we went round the corner we heard “I WANT CHANGE NOT SWEETS!”
We still quote that til this day
I feel like the "jiffy lube girl" may have been that he got his car serviced and they needed to have his contact info to let him know when to get his car? Idk how that works🤣
I feel like she's an ex he met at jiffy lube or that works at jiffy lube or some shit cus I don't think any employee would be that bold nor would he know about her home life. That or she's just an ex he keeps contact with that he doesn't want his gf to know about, in which case it makes sense she thought he would do that 💀
I will never understand why some people think that having 50K followers mean anything when it comes to collabs (well I mean them trying to get free stuff) Maybe once upon a time it did but that’s not the case anymore.
26:07 What a long story, I'm sure there will be no threats made within it!
13:39 you know what they should do troll the guy and pretend they have all the things that the guy wants and be like "hello yes I am that person on the phone" XD
The only work I have done for free is my college placement and even then I got free hot lunches and drinks. I loved the job (though it was hard work which I was alright with anyway since it was caring for animals at a family farm) and would do it again. Two breaks plus a lunch break and I liked my superiors as they were very friendly. I have worked summer jobs at a family run kennel and cattery and even they could pay me (minimum wage but I didn't really mind since I didn't expect much anyway). People asking for free work of people if they are not willing to do so are annoying.