OP : "Yo so i'm selling this funko pop for 35 Cents!" CB : "GIVE IT TO ME FREE I HAVE CANCER MY DOG DIED MY GRANDMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL I FOUGHT IN THE WAR IT'S MY SON'S BIRTHDAY!"
As someone who isn't an artist, but has a close relative that is an artist i can say that this is FUCKING FRUSTRATING! They put so much time and effort into these, so they GET to sell it for alot, and then THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE SHOW UP AND COMPLETELY ACT LIKE A JACKASS!
i've only actually experienced the reserve kind. once when discussing payment on a commission i was told my price was "unprofessional" and i was like "oh wow my first r/choosingbeggar", but it turned out they thought my prices were too low and almost doubled it, gave me some extra tip as thank you, and then recommended me to all their friends. i was overwhelmed!
If I commission an artist I always tip or give them more than they ask. Some of them really need to realize they're worth more than what they have for their prices high key
I literally say that all the time...I want to since that's true...they don't know their art is actually worth more...like if they charged 10 for a full or something...I'm giving 20 or so...bc that's how I feel it's really worth (not saying I've seen someone make anything 10 lol)
Yeah I kind of always charge half of what my artschool suggested and sometimes if I havent sold anything for some time I cut that price in half like im giving you 75% off already and you want it for less I usually spend 10- 16hours or even more on each drawing. And charge around 10-20 USD( im swedish) per piece at my normal rate.
The Will Wheaton part... They lobbied for a pay increase from "childs pay" to adult pay for an actor... And that is when they spent a season writing Will off the show. In "The walking Dead" - Manga - Only one character survived after "Sanctuary"... That was Karl - The kid to the ranger. But the production of the series did not want to pay the Actor, who played Karl, an adult wage when he hit 18 years old. So he had the scripting team kill the character. Forgetting that Karl was the only character that Needed to survive to continue the story. So nothing after the death of Karl in the TV series .. is actually about the actual story of "The Walking Dead"... Production casting sacked the Lead Actor.
It’s such a pet peeve of mine when seeing someone say “I *NEED* this” and the MAJORITY of the time.. it’s that they WANT it. Not NEED. It takes physical energy to not scream “you WANT it. NOT *NEED*” Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.
0:20 This is like breaking your arm after somebody told you not to do something and you still did it and being mad because they won’t pay for your stupidness
I literally told my pop "ill clean your whole house for $50" we argued for an hour over the fact that he'd be paying me $200. Like pop I love you LET ME DO SOMETHING FOR CHEAP
"For either me or Christian" *OR* Sounds like a great start to a marriage, starting off with separate gifts, starting off separate lives. Also, most weddings have beer, cocktails, and cake, they also don't charge the guests for them.
For some reason, I cannot sleep in silence and always have to have something playing, so I now have a little routine of setting up my computer beside my bed and going onto your channel, turning the brightness down. It sounds weird, but your channel really has helped me, and I thank you for that
I love these videos, they're great to listen to when I'm doing homework, cleaning, drawing, or sorting pokemon cards! Thank you for making such amazing videos!
Wanna boost your self esteem? I just replied to a comment in spanish (I’m a new spanish learner) and they replied and told me it was a Portuguese comment 😭
"We're asking for artwork!" "We're asking for money!" "It's not a real job, so no!" "Well you don't get our work!" "What the fuck is wrong with you!?" r/choosingbeggars
There's a suspicious amount of people asking for animals of 1 sex specifically, I feel like a lot of these people are unethical breeders trying to start puppy/kitten mills
I spent so long trying to figure out why the one person was asking for a male cat specifically, maybe so they don't have a cat that can get pregnant, but the don't care if it can get other cats pregnant? But damn it feels like it has to be unethical (more than that, already)
10:54 can I have a toy car? BRO YOU GOT ME A TOY CAR? ARE YOU STUPID? I WANTED A LAMBORGHINI! I don’t get it when girls don’t want something or want something but they want the opposite, like bro, is it really that hard to say “yes, I would like pancakes!” Instead of saying “no, I’m good.” When your boy goes to take out and you expect your favorite pancakes steaming and everything.
"Selling table $50." "I'll give you 25. I charge half the price for delivering it for you." Dude should have said "Okay, I'm selling this table for $100. I'll knock $50 off for you delivering it." 🤣
36:25 late response but Jiffy Lube is a chain of oil change/car maintenance shops. So the girl probably works there and either gave him her number or texted his number from their customer database. But yes, it is a really weird name out of context
I *need* to know what happened after the messages from 26:07. Did they actually call the cops? Were they actually standing outside the house for 40+ minutes? Did it maybe escalate and actually get into a fight? I just *need* to know! But, I probably won't.
My biggest "choosing beggar" encounter was when I owned a wine shop and a person came in who said the local grocery store sold him wine at cost and he wanted to know if I would sell him wine at cost because he "wanted to support the local guy".
Idk but watching you reminds me of that radio guy from Fallout 4 (after you helped him gain confidence) Keep doing what you do man, its amazing content
Yeah I bet that woman never had any replies and she also said must not have small lips, doesn’t have an ex girlfriend prettier than them, does exactly what I say And also must not be buff But at the same time not overweight 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Imagine having no life so then you realize that the only thing left in life is to watch EmKay. Honestly, I wish I was that person. Thank goodness my wish came true two months ago when I saw The Worst of r/DIWhy on my fyp. Thank you for making my miserable study days at the peak of comfort. Best wishes to all of yall!
5:44 “20s to expensive do 10 I’m a veteran” to 5:51 “so broke you have to sell yourself for $20” when you have half a Brain lyrics fit reallyyyyyyy well here
23:32 As a 16-year-old MMO gamer. I personally deal with a lot of "Adults" who can be so immature I feel like a grown person with a real life, job, and education.
0:19 Ive grown up with Fire kindles & Computers all my life so when we are gonna move across the country away from my friends, my parents told me they will buy me a phone. They told me that they would not be buying me an apple phone because they arent used to them so they couldnt help with charging it and other problems too, also their too expensive. You know what i said? - Yay!!! Ive wanted a phone for forever!! Im fine with android or Samsung or really any phone! At least im getting one :]
13:39 you know what they should do troll the guy and pretend they have all the things that the guy wants and be like "hello yes I am that person on the phone" XD
23:45 I've actually used the Japanese From Zero books for my freshman and sophomore year language courses (perks of being homeschooled) and their content online is amazing! Unfortunately I didn't continue taking it, partially due to the website requiring a subscription and me getting diagnosed with some mental issues (which explains why I can barely remember how to say something like "I want melon"), but the content itself is super in-depth and the books along with it (20-40 bucks depending on where you buy) are incredibly well made. Just wish people would give them a break and not tell them they need to "do better" :/
25:10 - I'd absolutely LOVE to see his breakdown on how he makes 8k a day accepting gigs for 6 hours of photography + god knows how much time to edit and assemble the DVD reel for 150 bucks. Dude must have a time machine because according to napkin math he'd need at least 300 hours worth of garbage gigs to get to those figures even if we ignore making the DVD, any other pictures outside of the posed ones for the wedding party or commute to and from the event + setup. Just because photographers don't work as finance advisers that doesn't mean they can't do math.
The bit about Wil Weaton is true, in fact it is used a lot in pay negotiations on Trek series. It is why Kim on Voyager never rose above the rank of Ensign.
1:27 the guy isn't selling parts, he's selling brake service. He'll change out the brakes for $100 service fee plus the cost of the parts. I do my own, so believe me his charge of $100 should be considered a really good deal.
"Your first favorite beer is free. your second favorite beer is cold." - Robin seriously though, if someone offers you something for free or really cheap, take it and sit down. or don't. either way, "I can get it cheaper somewhere else", "I'll come hurt you", "It's not worth that much", and "Take it or leave it" aren't valid.
16:50 They legit have a point though. Paywalls and worthless in-app purchases shouldn't even be legal anymore. I should NOT have to pay to remove some random watermark.
36:33 I'm a big fan of doing this to people. Especially if they're under charging themselves, ive sometimes heard their price and gone "Alright, I'm giving you more as a tip"
32:31 they literally want more than a decade of college experience (med school takes a long ass time) and you’ll get paid an illegally low amount of money an hour, as an INTERN
As an artist that owns a small business I formulate price by cost of supplies, time, effort. Know your worth and don't like people undercharge you, if they really want it they'll pay the full price for it.
It really is on the parents that their CB son turned out like that. When you don’t ever give your child any responsibilities growing up, this is how they turn out.
@@AltClev37 Firstly, the kid has had other exposures to life than his parents. Secondly, we literally do not know anything about his life. Yes, indeed there are times where the kid is messed up solely because of the parents, but there is nothing here that we can confidently say that it is the parents' fault. Thirdly, responsibilities are not a governing factor in a kid's character, at all. Forcing them to do house chores will not made them better people, it'll just make them know how to be independent, and will definitely not make them want to be independent. CB here has had several chances to be independent but doesn't want to be in any way independent. Also, blaming the parents for however the kid is does not help anyone, including the kid
ive been watching the channel for a while and you really make me happy when i am feeling down. thanks emkay!
Good for you, man!
Especially when Robin ‘goes off on one’ 😂
Life: Feeling happy? We can't have that. Let me fix that for you.
wait, this was posted 4 hours ago, but the video was three?
Agreed! And glad you’re feeling good!! ^^
"Did she just ask to reschedule the sun?" Might be the best thing I’ve heard today
That one never gets old
“Please shine at 10 pm!”
@SAMUEL COLLINS
Iq 100
@@thePhoenixQueen pp
Edit: sleep text wtf did I type
Just love the atmosphere on these ones.
They're just like:
"Hey I'm selling art and products for $100"
CB: "$15 you dont deserve a living"
That's how you know their 100% fake lol
OP : "Yo so i'm selling this funko pop for 35 Cents!"
CB : "GIVE IT TO ME FREE I HAVE CANCER MY DOG DIED MY GRANDMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL I FOUGHT IN THE WAR IT'S MY SON'S BIRTHDAY!"
@@caramelapple5022 I’ll take it for 30 cents.
As someone who isn't an artist, but has a close relative that is an artist i can say that this is FUCKING FRUSTRATING!
They put so much time and effort into these, so they GET to sell it for alot, and then THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE SHOW UP AND COMPLETELY ACT LIKE A JACKASS!
@@caramelapple5022 OP: I need the 35 cents for my son's birthday, my dog died, my grandma is in hospital, I fought in war and have cancer too!
i've only actually experienced the reserve kind. once when discussing payment on a commission i was told my price was "unprofessional" and i was like "oh wow my first r/choosingbeggar", but it turned out they thought my prices were too low and almost doubled it, gave me some extra tip as thank you, and then recommended me to all their friends. i was overwhelmed!
They dropped this 👑
they had us in the first half
a Chad customer🗿
Imagine they heard and were like, "oh shit"
What’s the opposite of a choosing beggar? Because this person needs to be the ruler of them
Absolutely love the "all of" videos cause it means I can have it playing in the background while I do other stuff, it's so calming
No! You must watch the whole video! One of us! One of us! One of us!
Just wait until he finds the all of r/mildlyinfuriating video... keeps me up at night man...
UwU
Humm I’ll give you a toad version of a uwu but from our toads **LOUND CROAKING** there you go enjoy
@@Riddle_Goblin thanks TH-cam user wise_toad
If I commission an artist I always tip or give them more than they ask.
Some of them really need to realize they're worth more than what they have for their prices high key
I literally say that all the time...I want to since that's true...they don't know their art is actually worth more...like if they charged 10 for a full or something...I'm giving 20 or so...bc that's how I feel it's really worth (not saying I've seen someone make anything 10 lol)
Based
thank you
for being so damn awesome
Driving up the marked, chaotic good right here
Yeah I kind of always charge half of what my artschool suggested and sometimes if I havent sold anything for some time I cut that price in half like im giving you 75% off already and you want it for less I usually spend 10- 16hours or even more on each drawing. And charge around 10-20 USD( im swedish) per piece at my normal rate.
“I thought that you would show some compassion to the meek and the poor”
I’m not sure they know what the word *meek* means
I've got something for free, a knuckle sandwich, in fact they can have more than one. No cost.
Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets...
@@dezgasting postal
@@wille-two-time5590 indeed
I dont know either 😢
The Will Wheaton part... They lobbied for a pay increase from "childs pay" to adult pay for an actor... And that is when they spent a season writing Will off the show.
In "The walking Dead" - Manga - Only one character survived after "Sanctuary"... That was Karl - The kid to the ranger. But the production of the series did not want to pay the Actor, who played Karl, an adult wage when he hit 18 years old. So he had the scripting team kill the character. Forgetting that Karl was the only character that Needed to survive to continue the story. So nothing after the death of Karl in the TV series .. is actually about the actual story of "The Walking Dead"... Production casting sacked the Lead Actor.
Imagine derailing your entire narrative because you don’t want to pay the actor now that you are legally obligated to 💀
Wil Wheaton isn't worth adult pay now.
@@logicplague Why, he's great
It’s such a pet peeve of mine when seeing someone say “I *NEED* this” and the MAJORITY of the time.. it’s that they WANT it. Not NEED. It takes physical energy to not scream “you WANT it. NOT *NEED*”
Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.
@DanielShortKing exactly!🤦
0:20
This is like breaking your arm after somebody told you not to do something and you still did it and being mad because they won’t pay for your stupidness
At this point, I'd be shocked if they weren't.
There is nothing better than getting home and getting to lay on your bed and watch emkay
yessssssssssss
Well not dying to an angry Goose in your bedroom is objectively better. I'm not saying there is one but if there was...
True
Same but for me it’s the couch
Give me my toast
I literally told my pop "ill clean your whole house for $50" we argued for an hour over the fact that he'd be paying me $200. Like pop I love you LET ME DO SOMETHING FOR CHEAP
just take it
fuck choosing beggars, this is choosing spenders
"For either me or Christian" *OR* Sounds like a great start to a marriage, starting off with separate gifts, starting off separate lives.
Also, most weddings have beer, cocktails, and cake, they also don't charge the guests for them.
Wh- are we sure humans were meant to be the dominant species? Are we confident that we didn't just win a coin flip between us and crabs?
Yeah, crabs can even regrow their limbs, they’re so cool 😎
Also they do some pretty dope raves 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
Crabs are definitely superior, we probably cheated the coin flip
Crabs are the true kings of the worlds
considering everything keeps evolving into crabs or crab like things, they won, we just happen to be larger and therefor more noticeable
Crows were also there, they lost the coin flip brackets in the semifinals. of the finalists crabs should've wom
For some reason, I cannot sleep in silence and always have to have something playing, so I now have a little routine of setting up my computer beside my bed and going onto your channel, turning the brightness down. It sounds weird, but your channel really has helped me, and I thank you for that
4:10 ah yes, "reregigigigggigigigigas" the best legendary shiny.
He may not pronounced the name right, but he definitely nailed the cry it makes, lol.
And, isn't the other one shiny locked?
I love these videos, they're great to listen to when I'm doing homework, cleaning, drawing, or sorting pokemon cards! Thank you for making such amazing videos!
I love how well the editors and everyone works together, so much better then if there was no edits, yall need more praise!!
I watch these videos to boost my self-esteem, knowing I'm not sinking as low as these people.
It's... disappointingly effective.
Wanna boost your self esteem? I just replied to a comment in spanish (I’m a new spanish learner) and they replied and told me it was a Portuguese comment 😭
@@RUBBERDUCKSSSSS To be fair, Portuguese and Spanish are similar enough that a mix-up is understandable. Don't sweat it
Yeah exactly these really are some ridiculous individuals
@@therunawaykid6523 it's... difficult to hear sometimes, like... I am in awe at how entitled people can be
watching this while i have a panic attack its really helping, love you guys!
are you still having a panic aatack after 3 days?
@@theguythatcodes no, It calmed down after an hour or so. Thank you for checking tho!!!! Merry Christmas/ whatever you celebrate
@@alexanderx8998 glad it got better! :D
Have u been to psychologist?
@Alkalez they watched this to calm them down?
"Your favorite beer is free. Your second favorite beer is cold."
Spoken like a true son of Colorado.
26:10 dude sounds so calm yet so threatining at the same time
The thing I love about this is the hard work the editing people do, they are definitely under recognize. But still keep up the good work guys:)
As a Pokémon nerd, I completely died from the way Robin produced Regigigas LMAO
As an artist, every time I hear the word "exposure", my blood boils slightly
I'll give you exposure for £20
@@Straphic I am quivering in my damn boots
@@thatonebonkchoyguy what about for &900000000
@@thatonebonkchoyguy i do copyright art
@@thatonebonkchoyguy get no exposure
Thank you. I just woke up and the first thing i see is a mega compilation of my favorite subreddit. Love y'all
I'm hungover and dealing with a lot of emotions so time to binge this and actually calm down and forget my worries
"We're asking for artwork!"
"We're asking for money!"
"It's not a real job, so no!"
"Well you don't get our work!"
"What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
r/choosingbeggars
The first one about the sun never fails to crack me up.
There's a suspicious amount of people asking for animals of 1 sex specifically, I feel like a lot of these people are unethical breeders trying to start puppy/kitten mills
I spent so long trying to figure out why the one person was asking for a male cat specifically, maybe so they don't have a cat that can get pregnant, but the don't care if it can get other cats pregnant? But damn it feels like it has to be unethical (more than that, already)
10:54 can I have a toy car? BRO YOU GOT ME A TOY CAR? ARE YOU STUPID? I WANTED A LAMBORGHINI!
I don’t get it when girls don’t want something or want something but they want the opposite, like bro, is it really that hard to say “yes, I would like pancakes!” Instead of saying “no, I’m good.” When your boy goes to take out and you expect your favorite pancakes steaming and everything.
'english white girls or english white gingers' i was not aware my gender was ginger and made me separated from girls
No, it's the fact that you don't have a soul. j/k
Well.. when i see a person i first notice their gingerness before their sex. Can't be just me.
@@pepinillorick5741 no, no it is not just you. - Anon
The two genders. Girl and ginger
Before I saw the desc said hetero man I thought “maybe he’s bi”
Yes, I do gayify everything, thanks for -not- asking
I feel like most of these people have never had any sort of prior business or selling/buying experience. They're living in their own little bubble
Oh, they know what they're doing, they just don't care because it usually works. Even if it doesn't they aren't out anything, move on to next person.
"Selling table $50."
"I'll give you 25. I charge half the price for delivering it for you."
Dude should have said "Okay, I'm selling this table for $100. I'll knock $50 off for you delivering it." 🤣
i love Jack's voice impressions and Damien's laughing fits :D Robin is great too because idk how they keep a straight face with some of this stuff xD
With the wedding gift over $250 i would just take a picture of $251 dollars give them the pic and wait for the fireworks
You... I like you. you're my favorite human fo the Interwebz today
Put it in a nice box and wait for the meltdown lol
That guy doubling the money payment offer to get his friend to mow the lawn is honestly funny
10:46 as someone random who I forgot said: "If a boy gave me a box of chocolated, I would even question my sexuality"
Fun fact: simp stands for Squirrels In My Pants
I mean in like 2010-2018 it did because of Phineas and Ferb but now it's a different meaning
@@astro_doggy i dont think they stuttered when they said that
Where'd ya learn to use them moves like that? S I M P *SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS*
Nope, Superior Iranian Minecraft Player.
Nah sniper monkey
53:00
"bring bread that we all can share"
yeah...? he brought the only bread he is not allergic to?
People who use the "But I'm POOR" excuse are clearly not originally from poor families.
Yea you're constantly told growing up you can't have stuff because you're poor, not that you can.
I always think this. Those people have never seen a church basement clothing donation center or food pantry.
GPU man has the best sense of humour i’ve seen so far.
How do you have 4 likes, no comments, and are still one of the top comments
I have no clue myself. Well, at least the fact that there’s no comments has been changed.
This entire hour can be summed up with the phrase "Have some sense and go home!"
*CHEAT ACTIVATED*
emkay, you made my birthday a pretty nice day, also jack thank you for being part of this channel
love to all the narrators
Happy Late Birthday! :D
34:56 the way he said Beyoncé got me so hard 😭 “be-yon-key”
Dude we don't need to know about you getting hard
36:25 late response but Jiffy Lube is a chain of oil change/car maintenance shops. So the girl probably works there and either gave him her number or texted his number from their customer database.
But yes, it is a really weird name out of context
I thought she used jif peanut butter as lube
35:50 based on my years of reasearch the thresholds of "no you have to much money give to meeeee" is...$20 (with inflation)
27:26 “I took 3 busses to get here.”
A few seconds before…
“I don’t have money”
1:00 “I am in poverty”
**has a phone**
Fun fact: mod Flanders was killed off bc her VA asked for better pay bc the pay barely covered her travel expenses
I *need* to know what happened after the messages from 26:07. Did they actually call the cops? Were they actually standing outside the house for 40+ minutes? Did it maybe escalate and actually get into a fight? I just *need* to know! But, I probably won't.
Honestly I’m curious too- and it just seemed terrifying, not just the way they were reading it but their pure insistence on it-
My biggest "choosing beggar" encounter was when I owned a wine shop and a person came in who said the local grocery store sold him wine at cost and he wanted to know if I would sell him wine at cost because he "wanted to support the local guy".
Idk but watching you reminds me of that radio guy from Fallout 4 (after you helped him gain confidence)
Keep doing what you do man, its amazing content
Travis “Lonely Miles” Miles?
That’s the name he took when he got his confidence back.
@@AmericaTheSimpleMinded Oh yeah, Travis. I think that's him
We requested that we don't want wedding gifts, our gift is their presence at the wedding celebrating our commitment to each other.
"And then serve to one choosing beggar-" is funny and you can't change my mind.
29:17
"doesnt look at other girls AT ALL"
"Isnt super clingy"
how does that even..
Yeah I bet that woman never had any replies and she also said must not have small lips, doesn’t have an ex girlfriend prettier than them, does exactly what I say
And also must not be buff
But at the same time not overweight 🤷♂️🤷♂️
“Don’t be greedy
Now let me save five bucks”
This vid was hilarious
Imagine having no life so then you realize that the only thing left in life is to watch EmKay. Honestly, I wish I was that person. Thank goodness my wish came true two months ago when I saw The Worst of r/DIWhy on my fyp. Thank you for making my miserable study days at the peak of comfort. Best wishes to all of yall!
"Did she just ask to reschedule the sun?" got me good 💀💀💀
5:44 “20s to expensive do 10 I’m a veteran” to 5:51 “so broke you have to sell yourself for $20” when you have half a Brain lyrics fit reallyyyyyyy well here
3:06 free removal for what looks like a 30ft Mexican Fan Palm? it’s also got a pretty big skirt. adding to the challenge. no, that will never be free.
23:32 As a 16-year-old MMO gamer. I personally deal with a lot of "Adults" who can be so immature I feel like a grown person with a real life, job, and education.
0:19 Ive grown up with Fire kindles & Computers all my life so when we are gonna move across the country away from my friends, my parents told me they will buy me a phone. They told me that they would not be buying me an apple phone because they arent used to them so they couldnt help with charging it and other problems too, also their too expensive. You know what i said? - Yay!!! Ive wanted a phone for forever!! Im fine with android or Samsung or really any phone! At least im getting one :]
13:39 you know what they should do troll the guy and pretend they have all the things that the guy wants and be like "hello yes I am that person on the phone" XD
23:45 I've actually used the Japanese From Zero books for my freshman and sophomore year language courses (perks of being homeschooled) and their content online is amazing! Unfortunately I didn't continue taking it, partially due to the website requiring a subscription and me getting diagnosed with some mental issues (which explains why I can barely remember how to say something like "I want melon"), but the content itself is super in-depth and the books along with it (20-40 bucks depending on where you buy) are incredibly well made. Just wish people would give them a break and not tell them they need to "do better" :/
At 1:05:07 he caught me of guard when he said "... And then serve to a choosing-beggar (CB)
25:10 - I'd absolutely LOVE to see his breakdown on how he makes 8k a day accepting gigs for 6 hours of photography + god knows how much time to edit and assemble the DVD reel for 150 bucks.
Dude must have a time machine because according to napkin math he'd need at least 300 hours worth of garbage gigs to get to those figures even if we ignore making the DVD, any other pictures outside of the posed ones for the wedding party or commute to and from the event + setup.
Just because photographers don't work as finance advisers that doesn't mean they can't do math.
I love this subreddit!
The bit about Wil Weaton is true, in fact it is used a lot in pay negotiations on Trek series. It is why Kim on Voyager never rose above the rank of Ensign.
3:01 My parents heat their house with a woodstove, that offer is amazing.
1:27 the guy isn't selling parts, he's selling brake service. He'll change out the brakes for $100 service fee plus the cost of the parts. I do my own, so believe me his charge of $100 should be considered a really good deal.
Most of these people are basically, "will you give me a huge discount if I sell you a guilt trip?"
"Mind tricks don't work on me, only money."
- Watto, The Phantom Menace
@@logicplague what about me crab from spongebob
That dude begging for money in the beginning LITERALLY RUNS A PYRAMID SCHEME
36:19 There is a car repair shop near my house called "Jiffy" I doubt they meant lube as in "that" kind as they probably meant grease/car lubricant.
"Your first favorite beer is free. your second favorite beer is cold." - Robin
seriously though, if someone offers you something for free or really cheap, take it and sit down. or don't. either way, "I can get it cheaper somewhere else", "I'll come hurt you", "It's not worth that much", and "Take it or leave it" aren't valid.
I hate light beer. Tastes like water. But a free light beer? I'll down it happily XD
36:30 Jiffy Lube is the name of a place you can get oil changes, she's probably an employee there.
8:10 if that was a walnut tree I'd take it, they are worth thousands
This video causes me so much pain.. but it's like watching a train crash.. into an orphanage.. full of puppies and kittens.. you just can't look away.
26:07 What a long story, I'm sure there will be no threats made within it!
13:19 this guy's logic is "i accept everyone to save myself a time but you have to read all of my rules because fuck you"
16:50 They legit have a point though. Paywalls and worthless in-app purchases shouldn't even be legal anymore. I should NOT have to pay to remove some random watermark.
The "Take it easy Damien" clip got me rollin lmao
the way he says "regigigas" as "regeggegaggaisg" is amazing
36:33 I'm a big fan of doing this to people. Especially if they're under charging themselves, ive sometimes heard their price and gone "Alright, I'm giving you more as a tip"
11:37 my face when i see a bee
32:31 they literally want more than a decade of college experience (med school takes a long ass time) and you’ll get paid an illegally low amount of money an hour, as an INTERN
0:38
I'm watching this on android, you son of a bi-
8:10 There is actually a reason here, he's hoping for someone who deals with timber to buy the wood. Small issue, a fallen tree is shit wood.
I just woke up, this is impeccable timing
21:22 he do be speaking as me and my peers. What masterful art, that is perfect imitation. Like the sweet warblering of a pizza faced cherub.
I cant believe ShitExpress is an actual business. I'm dying
31:57
“You can’t fire me, I quit!”
YOU CAN’T QUIT, YOU’RE A *FROG!*
YOU CAN'T FROG ME YOUR MY WIFE!
@@SkribzzWasSomehowTaken
I’M NOT YOUR WIFE, YOU’RE *MY* WIFE!
@@christopherbrown1452 oh Hiya honey how was work?
@@SkribzzWasSomehowTaken
Pretty good, but I quit my job.
@@christopherbrown1452 you can't quit your fired!
7:01 the editor is definitely pissed
I agree
Yes
I love your voice over, entertaining at most!
Yeah this video makes you realise how greedy and insane some people you think you’ve heard everything then this video comes along
1:25, no, I've read the Bible, Jesus really did sell used car parts on Facebook Marketplace. It's Mark 19:23.
As an artist that owns a small business I formulate price by cost of supplies, time, effort. Know your worth and don't like people undercharge you, if they really want it they'll pay the full price for it.
It really is on the parents that their CB son turned out like that. When you don’t ever give your child any responsibilities growing up, this is how they turn out.
@@jacksprat9209 yeah. Sure thing Mr. Fart- Bubble 😑
@Madam Lt Arthur's right though....
@@pranavssivam6823 lol no he’s not though. There’s ABSOLUTELY zero proof he’s right. More proof that’s he wrong actually.
@@AltClev37 Firstly, the kid has had other exposures to life than his parents. Secondly, we literally do not know anything about his life. Yes, indeed there are times where the kid is messed up solely because of the parents, but there is nothing here that we can confidently say that it is the parents' fault. Thirdly, responsibilities are not a governing factor in a kid's character, at all. Forcing them to do house chores will not made them better people, it'll just make them know how to be independent, and will definitely not make them want to be independent. CB here has had several chances to be independent but doesn't want to be in any way independent.
Also, blaming the parents for however the kid is does not help anyone, including the kid
@@AltClev37 And also, what proof is there that the parents are in the wrong, and CB in the right?
35:45 For anyone who was as curious as Jack, Jiffy Lube is a chain of express oil change shops in the US. The CB likely works the front desk at one.
Okay but what's the guy at 5:00 tryna Buy?
Bump
corn
9:33 I Almost Spat Out My Drink