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  • @CommanderFuckwit
    @CommanderFuckwit ปีที่แล้ว +1959

    Can we take a second to appreciate Robin pronouncing Melbourne correctly?

    • @dgarcia3
      @dgarcia3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      What else do people call it?

    • @havanadaurcy1321
      @havanadaurcy1321 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ​@@lemonadeisgoose4894 You forgot Mel-bin (heard on a Sydney trains station last year, they really need to change the announcement)

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@lemonadeisgoose4894 nobody has ever said it like that

    • @ItzTooCringey
      @ItzTooCringey ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@lemonadeisgoose4894 it’s mel-bin

    • @lemonadeisgoose4894
      @lemonadeisgoose4894 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiiturii I know some idiot has. Lithe the people that pronounce anime as ann I me

  • @hamciucvladimir5297
    @hamciucvladimir5297 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Once I referred to a pigeon as an animal. My friend said with 100% confidence: “It’s not an animal, it’s a bird. Birds are NOT animals.” I was so stupefied I couldn’t say anything else so he stood there trying to look smart.

    • @KT-pv3kl
      @KT-pv3kl ปีที่แล้ว +43

      dont worry as an msc in biology i get migraines whenever americans confidently talk about "bugs", "microbes" and pretty much anything that isn't in a children's animal coloring book as "not an animal".
      the pain never goes away but you learn to live with it...

    • @WK-47
      @WK-47 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I feel you. My ex-wife grew up thinking birds were completely separate to animals, and she simply never had this idea challenged. She wasn't difficult about it but also never changed her mind. Confirmation/primacy bias (almost) always beats facts/logic. Tells you everything you need to know about human rationality - it's completely unnatural to us. We much prefer our ideas about reality to reality itself.
      ...and no, the "birds aren't animals" thing isn't the reason my wife and I separated, though that would've been funny.

    • @me-tj5vr
      @me-tj5vr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was he successful at looking smart

    • @hamciucvladimir5297
      @hamciucvladimir5297 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@me-tj5vr no, not really. No one else was listening to us

    • @vivil2533
      @vivil2533 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was once in an argument with a kid who insisted chickens are mammals because they can't fly.

  • @TaxidriverBarbi
    @TaxidriverBarbi ปีที่แล้ว +369

    My first boss was at Publix, a grocery store that caters to customers. However, during a meeting, he told us, "if a customer has a complaint about anything, you send them to me. That's what I'm paid to do, not you." That has stuck with me my whole life and everytime I have had an encounter with an unhappy customer/client/patient/etc., I ALWAYS just refer them to my superior. I don't address it at all, just say, "let me get you my boss." Because, he was right, I don't get paid to handle bullshit

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Honestly, based boss.

    • @KingKablooie
      @KingKablooie ปีที่แล้ว +13

      W boss right there

    • @WK-47
      @WK-47 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Managers generally exist to manage the people under them, but it's good when they're actually responsible enough to also manage situations. Sounds like your old boss was one of the good ones. Considering how many unhappy customers do want to speak to the mgr, it's not a bad idea to immediately refer to them unless you're actually paid well enough and in a role where it's one of your duties. Even if your mgr happens to be a moron... well, that's on the company.

    • @IWADsarecool
      @IWADsarecool ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wholesome

    • @Ang3ll0vin
      @Ang3ll0vin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only time I’ve heard of a manager/boss putting their foot down and not taking a customer’s shit. Great to see!

  • @SoftieBara
    @SoftieBara ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I love how the list of "mental disorders" that one guy had posted included a couple genders in the trans category but was mostly comprised of synonyms for "man/woman whose gender is congruent with their physical sex characteristics".

  • @KJAKey717
    @KJAKey717 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Did anyone else laugh audibly when Robin said "We are stardust," and made a "We are farmers" reference?

    • @MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz
      @MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Y E S*

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@MichaelZimmerman-zl8zzWhy does your comment translate to "FORKS" 😭💀

    • @MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz
      @MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gerardwayseyelash IDK. Google translate is stupid. It likes to translate things into itself, its synonyms, random words, nothing, etc. I've had it auto translate from French to Russian. I've never set my phone to either language and know next to nothing of them.

    • @cewla3348
      @cewla3348 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz FORKS

    • @sinkingpotatosalad
      @sinkingpotatosalad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz I know I am late by 4 months as of now but it translated to "FORKS" because the "translation process" is powered by AI and it tries to come up with something, but gets confused as to what it is translating

  • @drabbitzgo2377
    @drabbitzgo2377 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    7:48 Bruh imagine you’re blind and with a dog and you’re told “guide dogs can’t be black”
    And you’re just there like
    “What the hell is black”

    • @CalvinSmart-tq5hd
      @CalvinSmart-tq5hd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      funny meme, but maybe dont steal it

  • @RictusHolloweye
    @RictusHolloweye ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Jennifer Lawrence was talking about someone else claiming that nobody had put women in an action movie before. That part of her quote gets cut out because it's more fun to assume Lawrence is being naive than some person we've never heard of.

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That makes sense, because I don’t believe for a second she said it about her

    • @CatharineLaurence-cq1px
      @CatharineLaurence-cq1px 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey I’m Laurence’s youngest child and I’m Catharine and I’m catholic so yeah I do comment bad words but I don’t think it counts right?🥹

    • @xX_Overweight_Xx
      @xX_Overweight_Xx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Qwote*

    • @GenericMimeToadter
      @GenericMimeToadter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@xX_Overweight_Xx*Kwite

    • @peytonlamb3187
      @peytonlamb3187 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@xX_Overweight_Xx *quote

  • @machiii7394
    @machiii7394 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The 7 year old son thing is kinda funny since the original guy is correct. The boy was born in 1996. He was 0 in 1996, 1 in 1997, 2 in 1998, 3 in 1999, 4 in 2000, 5 in 2001, 6 in 2002, and still 6 by his death in 2003. I don’t understand how people mess that up. Their 1st birthday doesn’t happen until 12 months after birth. Sigh.

    • @gigatheprotogen
      @gigatheprotogen ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Some cultures count age as the year you're currently living rather than complete years lived, so either could be correct depending on what different cultures they come from

    • @TheRealFrostwing
      @TheRealFrostwing ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My brain almost collapsed from trying to figure this out. And now I feel stupid because it seems so easy now

    • @marlowepup9863
      @marlowepup9863 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@gigatheprotogen is it not worded as "1 year old" in those places? Curious, because that's the only way it makes sense to me; if you bake a pie, it has existed for 0 seconds; 1 second later, it will have existed for 1 second; that is to say, it is 1 second old; when a minute has passed, it is 1 minute old; when an hour has passed, it would be an hour old; etc.
      One could, instead, say that a newborn is experiencing their first year of life, much like a pie fresh out of the oven could be said to be within its first hour of existence

    • @robblly8112
      @robblly8112 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pretty sure they were calling the person who was correcting them the one who was confidently incorrect, not vise versa. it should be obvious to most the kid was 6 by the time of death.

    • @SilentHallows
      @SilentHallows ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@gigatheprotogen Korea does it, and is Currently phasing it out for the worldwide version

  • @gearsmoke
    @gearsmoke ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Canadian here.
    So there's a major problem with supply and demand when it comes to healthcare. In the USA, that corrupt system that puts people into ridiculous amounts of debt also allows doctors and other medical professionals to make a lot more money, so many of ours wind up moving down there to capitalize on that. The result is that there aren't enough medical professionals remaining in Canada to keep up with demand - there can be long wait lists, years for some things (and I know this often applies to Americans dealing with the healthcare insurance system down there,) but if a Canadian has lots of money, they can opt to go to an American specialist and pay out of pocket to be seen much sooner.
    They pay for it, though. I don't know where that guy got the impression that Canadians just skip town.

    • @jewels3846
      @jewels3846 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In some cases Canadian health care covers treatment in america (see BC and certain cancer treatments for recent examples) but its still requires you too go through the canadian health care system in queue with others. Unless they pay out of pocket for priority like you said.
      But even then its very few things that generally are exceptions (the bc one i think is due to lack of space for how many patients need care which is a whole other issue with out health care esp since covid)

    • @xx7secondsxx
      @xx7secondsxx ปีที่แล้ว

      Americans make assumptions and form FACTS from their opinions.
      Its madness. Our country's mentality has been in a nose dive for the past 9 years... I'm hoping it rises up and gets to where its respectable to the rest of the world again.
      Then again... as I'm reading that, I think I got the Brain DaDamage from all of it.
      America is crazy... The world knows it, if WE saw it! I think that would be a start to fix things.
      1st step is!.... admitting you have a problem
      LMADO forreals!

  • @GoldBerryJuice
    @GoldBerryJuice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'm Chinese, my friend is from Bangladesh, and one time our other friend said,"All Asians are basically the same" to two completely different Asians

  • @Glockas
    @Glockas ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Your guide dog is fake, they can only be yellow!"
    "What the fuck is yellow?"

  • @aperson1878
    @aperson1878 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Robin... You're my favorite voice actor.
    13,000 pennies is $130.

    • @tsalpha194
      @tsalpha194 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a coma, not a dot

    • @ramencatbattlecats
      @ramencatbattlecats ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@tsalpha194 must i do this to such an outstanding fellow?
      Confidently incorrect

    • @myvalekcz6656
      @myvalekcz6656 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So 100 pennies is 1 dollar

    • @jeffreycauwels1974
      @jeffreycauwels1974 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ​@@myvalekcz6656YES. A penny is one cent. A dollar is 100 cents.

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jeffreycauwels1974 I can't tell if the person you're responding to is saying that as a statement or a legit question. The fact that it takes 100 pennies to make a dollar is kinda why a penny is called a "cent". Like "century" being used to denote a time period of 100 years. One penny is one cent. 100 cents is 1 dollar, because it takes 100 pennies to equate to 1 dollar, which is also why $0.01 is one-hundredth of a dollar.

  • @MagnumKnights
    @MagnumKnights ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Canadian here: Only reason we would ever go to the US to get anything treated would be non-critical care and we don't want to wait. Anything life threatening is looked at instantly

    • @digitaldragons60
      @digitaldragons60 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      when my dad got cancer, we went to the best oncologist, in Canada, he had one of the most aggressive forms of cancer you can get, and he had to get one medication from the States, that could save his life, (And if he did not have benefits, he would not have been able to get it) as it was $20,000 for a refill every 28 days. and with Canadian healthcare, the only thing we had to worry about (As we could get medical transport reimbursed, and parking was free as we donated to the cancer wards) was Cosco runs, as we do not have one in my city. and he lived three more years than he would have in the States, as we would not have been able to pay for medical. His cancer was a rare enough one that not a lot of places were able to treat it.

  • @jaymart04
    @jaymart04 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    gotta love how Robin explains these photos so carefully.

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr ปีที่แล้ว +10

    'tuck and rub' - The proper response to 'Thank You.'
    YES! THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED! 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @scrp6638
    @scrp6638 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    28:43
    “Stan” comes from an Eminem song about a crazed fan of his who crashes his car over a bridge with his pregnant girlfriend tied up in the back…

  • @z3r0_games78
    @z3r0_games78 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    22:46 the fact that they use a DS with mew on it to cover up their drivers licence or whatever that is makes it so much better.

    • @cristoffer9024
      @cristoffer9024 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its a gameboy advanced sp but alright.

    • @PeteWentzlivesinmycloset
      @PeteWentzlivesinmycloset หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cristoffer9024 didnt have to be a dickhead but alright

  • @saraellis7294
    @saraellis7294 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    One of my worst fears is that I will eventually end up here and be one of those idiots who doesn't back down

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Me too. One of these days I'm going to get flamed on Tumblr for arguing with a stranger over order of operations, and literally my only argument for my case is "different countries teach it slightly differently". Which is true, but I got taught differently than the rest of my country, so it's not that good of an argument.
      I also didn't learn I was doing it "wrong" until I'd already graduated high school, which explains why I sucked at math, but only in very specific situations.

    • @slimemoistdude69
      @slimemoistdude69 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JoyOfCreativeService Y'know... this could slightly have a chance to be on one of these as a crappy excuse if it was on reddit :).

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Remember that you also have a chance of being there as the one who is correct.

    • @SilentHallows
      @SilentHallows ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@JoyOfCreativeServiceah, something to say, alot of those questions typically are a trick, as they have 2 or more correct answers.

    • @Ishan9726gaming
      @Ishan9726gaming 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel like I have already done r/ConfidentlyIncorrect worthy shit when I was younger. I'm lucky I don't have friends who use Reddit at all though.
      Actually, the friends think that Reddit is a stupid horrible platform filled with literally no one but crazy old people...

  • @hunewearlsue2485
    @hunewearlsue2485 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    As a Canadian, I have had no need, nor have I ever sought treatment for ANY of my medical issues outside of Canada or Quebec for that matter.

    • @cactus.man_
      @cactus.man_ ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know Canadians with dual citizenship living in the states who sold all their stuff and went back to Canada just because of the healthcare prices

    • @andre_601
      @andre_601 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      America is a nightmare in terms of healthcare. Imagine having an accident and the first thing you think about is whether you have to take a morgage to pay of the hospital prices...

    • @misschanandlerbong753
      @misschanandlerbong753 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A friend of mine recently enlightened me on how expensive his prosthetic leg was. It’s absurd, he can’t walk without it.

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good for you! Way to stand up for your HIPAA rights! (just kidding)

    • @hunewearlsue2485
      @hunewearlsue2485 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@misschanandlerbong753 even should orthotics, a family member of mine needs 2 ACL braces due to injuries, they are about 1200$ each in the US

  • @SnuggieMaple
    @SnuggieMaple ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:07 wait till flat earthers realize that thousands of years ago they figured out the world is round with tons of science

    • @joshuahunt3032
      @joshuahunt3032 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don’t even know if the concept of science had fully formed by the time that happened, in fact. I could be wrong, but wasn’t that already thought of by a philosopher comparing the shadows of sticks stuck upright in two different cities?

    • @Ishan9726gaming
      @Ishan9726gaming 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not thousands of years, but yeah still, it was 400 years ago, so still a _very_ long time ago.

    • @Quartz512_
      @Quartz512_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Ishan9726gamingAh yes. 500BC Ancient Greece... 400 years ago. Yes...

    • @Ishan9726gaming
      @Ishan9726gaming 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Quartz512_ Hmm, so Galileo Galilei lived in ancient Greece?

    • @raphaelunger3057
      @raphaelunger3057 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Ishan9726gamingThe greeks figured it out before Galileo Galilei, he rediscovered it

  • @Musicanna09
    @Musicanna09 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    15:05 Coffin birth, also known as postmortem fetal extrusion, is the expulsion of a nonviable fetus through the vaginal opening of the decomposing body of a deceased pregnant woman due to increasing pressure from intra-abdominal gases. This kind of postmortem delivery occurs very rarely during the decomposition of a body.

  • @TheManWithTheFlannel
    @TheManWithTheFlannel ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Honestly I feel like I should be disappointed in myself, because their confidence is confusing me to the point that I half think they're correct

    • @darkdruidsvale
      @darkdruidsvale ปีที่แล้ว +35

      thats the power of confidence, if someone has confidence then they can quite easily gaslight you if your not careful, similar thing with people who are extremely charismatic

    • @slimemoistdude69
      @slimemoistdude69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@darkdruidsvale Or some of them just have good mental health and are just charismatic and confident and don't have malicious intentions. Please do not try to make certain not bad characteristics seem bad because usually they aren't.

    • @darkdruidsvale
      @darkdruidsvale ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@slimemoistdude69 trying to decide how to read this comment, I’m not saying confidence or charisma are bad things just that caution is not a bad idea

    • @Lavender_menace15
      @Lavender_menace15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some of them are half correct, and then just shit on themselves with the incorrectness. Like the tree one. They’re right, the excess carbon in the atmosphere has led to a massive surge in plant growth. The planet is getting visually “greener”. But this is so fucking far away from “the greenest it’s ever been”. That part is laughably wrong, but he started out so close to correct 😂

    • @WK-47
      @WK-47 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkdruidsvale "The murderer used a hammer." "What, are you saying hammers are bad?"

  • @justamicrowave5297
    @justamicrowave5297 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The worst part about these is how easy it is to look up the information they’re arguing against.

    • @WK-47
      @WK-47 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the point of being confidently incorrect is that you're too confident to need to look something up and confirm your incorrectness.
      It's impressive in a weird way how these people will spend hours trying to make their case with their incoherent, sometimes unintelligible moon logic ramblings with such passion, but under no circumstances will they just go take 10 seconds to find a source other than the bulletproof "trust me, bro".

    • @lucas23453
      @lucas23453 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have made the mistake of being confidently incorrect, and then proceed to read what I said and go "Wait... Is that right?" And then look it up, only to apologize immediately for my ignorance... Gotta have a source.@@WK-47

    • @legquint_561
      @legquint_561 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Infermayshin*

  • @merakispacelich13
    @merakispacelich13 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    the fact this is all Robin is so, so appropriate. Like, whenever its a subreddit that makes people somewhat upset/mad at others its always either Robin or Jack lately XD

  • @Chuckf66
    @Chuckf66 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm so glad I found this channel. I was initially sceptical when I first heard Robin, but fuck me, he gets better the more I listen! Gotta agree with the comment about his correct pronunciation of Melbourne. Well done, sir!

  • @AmyMinckler
    @AmyMinckler 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hi, Just found this channel. I normally turn off sound when ppl are just reading memes and such but now with this channel. Its actually nice to hear a nice voice and your commentary is awesome.

  • @Yo.Its.Nyaysha
    @Yo.Its.Nyaysha ปีที่แล้ว +169

    As a girl, that whole tampon debate/dispute was hilarious to me💀

    • @kariziebarth5034
      @kariziebarth5034 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I mean... we DO sometimes get pee on the string that hangs out and choose to change the whole tampon. So... he's almost right by accident. NO points for effort, though! 😭😭😭

    • @ShellShock11C
      @ShellShock11C ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm always more amazed at how many women dont know how a dick works.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It hurt me personally

    • @Xrinny
      @Xrinny ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kariziebarth5034 i wasnt even aware you could pee on it. i dont use tampons as they scare me, but now i know to definitely avoid them 😦

    • @kariziebarth7581
      @kariziebarth7581 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Xrinny Tampons are not scary at all! In fact, they are supposed to be comfortable. You definitely NEVER have to use anything that you don’t find comfortable and convenient. But, starting out with the “teen” version with the “no slip” applicator is a much less intimidating way to try them out if you ever are interested. There are benefits (like not sitting in a bloody diaper for hours), and drawbacks (like the pee string and the post tail for toxic shock syndrome if you forget about it up there). It’s all about what works best for you!

  • @findingalex1426
    @findingalex1426 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    23:27 as a former person who made ice cream cones at dairy queen i hope that person has a very hot uncomfortable pillow

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      and I hope you said former because you use your heart&brain now

  • @papawheely3627
    @papawheely3627 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    25:22 But... They're right. They're not saying that 'they' can't be used as a singular pronoun, they're saying that when used as a singular pronoun, verbs are still conjugated as though it's being used as a plural pronoun. It's like how in French, "Vous" can be used as singular or plural, but saying "Vous es" is still wrong. Regardless of the use, the conjugation remains "Vous êtes".

    • @hiredfiredtired
      @hiredfiredtired ปีที่แล้ว +3

      exactly, i dont get whats wrong about that

    • @ursimp7774
      @ursimp7774 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I had to pause the video to look for this. Thank you, what's going on with people

    • @dfirebug922
      @dfirebug922 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's still confidently wrong, just with the other people

  • @Löki_SB129
    @Löki_SB129 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:13 ...my name is Loki. Like the gender fluid GUY from Marvel. I look insanely feminine, and I'm a guy. My IQ felt like it melted when she said she was offended that they were girls names when boy cows do not make milk. If they do, I DON'T WANT THAT MILK.

    • @pomegfox
      @pomegfox 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dang you do look extremely feminine

  • @theminerwithin9316
    @theminerwithin9316 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Mount Everest is a very young mountain, and it is still growing. The fish fossil thing probably came from before the mountain even formed.

  • @nathanielkhoo3460
    @nathanielkhoo3460 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This subreddit decays more braincells more than it actually combats the one who has less.

    • @leileyaravencroft
      @leileyaravencroft ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh good, I'm not the only one then. I swear I felt as if I was losing brain cells.

  • @Lulusacrifice
    @Lulusacrifice ปีที่แล้ว +18

    the anger or unhingement in robin's voice at 5:36 is music to my ears

  • @razzle8069
    @razzle8069 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    13:33 the explanation
    This equation is a good example of how to use BIDMAS/BODMAS (plus other variations) The B stands for Brackets meaning that if there are any brackets in the equation, solve them first.
    So 2+5(8-5) --> 2+5 3
    Since there is no sign between the 5 and 3, you multiply it. Two or more numbers together that aren't one big number, multiply.
    So 2+5 3 --> 2+15
    And the final step is the easiest. 2+15 is 17 so the actual answer is 17, NOT the answer the person give at the start of the post (they said 21)

    • @Biggsman_IV
      @Biggsman_IV ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got really scared and confused why I couldn't make 17 after putting in my phones calculator, it said 17, but my brain was like, "how?" And almost freaked out at the fact I couldn't do simple math and multiply the 5 and 3, where I'm supposed to. I'm not as stupid as I thought, I forget to do things way too much.😊😊

    • @WyzardMan
      @WyzardMan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This might be just in america since i might have just not learnt it yet or it isnt in europe like that but i have never seen a number be without a sign (like +,-,×,÷ect.).

    • @Clenner0
      @Clenner0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      pemdas

    • @razzle8069
      @razzle8069 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@WyzardMannumbers do have to have a sign in front of them but I'm going off algebra (2x=10 which means x=10/2=5) and how those numbers work. Or a way to work it out without getting two numbers without a sign inbetween, u can do 5(8-5) -> 40-25=15

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@WyzardMan Here in South Africa, we learned at 12-13

  • @skamosthedestroyerofworlds
    @skamosthedestroyerofworlds 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:32 for anyone who is confused, this math is wrong unless he was born in '95. You don't turn one until the year after you are born. Before that your age is represented in months. So 0 (aka he was born,) in 1996, 1 in 1997, 2 in 1998, 3 in 1999, 4 in 2000, 5 in 2001 6 in 2002, and he died before he turned 7 in 2003.

  • @irishladdie1500
    @irishladdie1500 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    13:32 For anyone who doesn't want to stress their brain out, I'll explain why it is 17
    Brackets first, then multiply, then add
    8-5=3. 5×3=15. 15+2=17

    • @taichorakuyo6939
      @taichorakuyo6939 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its funny because if you got 21 your doing it quite backwards

    • @argentinianbunker3976
      @argentinianbunker3976 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bidmas. Always forgotten never appreciated

    • @Feldwebel.freidrick
      @Feldwebel.freidrick ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dumba**.forgot the 15

    • @Biggsman_IV
      @Biggsman_IV ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@argentinianbunker3976I refuse to blame myself for not knowing what that is, my teachers never taught me that, what does the i stand for, because I was taught p in pemdas stands for parenthesis and brackets, so I know that b in bidmas is brackets, d is division, m is multiplication, a is addition, and s is subtraction right? If not, the education system here doesn't want kids to know correct math, or my teachers didn't want me to know that at all, we literally never did any problems like this, I'm a sophomore in high school, I'm scared what's about to happen in my geometry class bro👀👀👀👁👄👁

    • @Biggsman_IV
      @Biggsman_IV ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@argentinianbunker3976Nvrmnd, I found the explanation, It's in another comment, my brain was saying to multiply last like a fucking moron, sorry. I don't know why I freaked out like that either. I'm dumb😋

  • @thecatherd
    @thecatherd ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The "we ERADICATED IT, A--HOLE!" still gets me lmao.

    • @twilightnawi1194
      @twilightnawi1194 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually scared the shit outta me, since I was barely paying attention.

  • @foogod4237
    @foogod4237 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    8:17 The funny part is they did so much better than so many people do with this question, they were so so close to actually getting it right, and yet still didn't _quite_ hit the mark...

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd argue they did worse, they didn't fall for the trick, but they still got it wrong

    • @datengineer2174
      @datengineer2174 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im confused by this, would you mind explaining further about it?

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@datengineer2174 The correct answer is 42. When they were 2, their sister was twice their age, which means the sister was 4. That means the sister was (and will always be) *2 years older* than they are. They are now 40, and their sister is two years older than them, so their sister must be 42.
      The way people most commonly get this wrong is by just seeing the "twice my age" in the question, and applying it to the new age too (2 times 40), and answering something like "80" instead, but that's not how ages work. This person at least didn't fall into that trap. However, when they came up with "twice 2 is 4", instead of subtracting the speaker's age (2) to find out the difference in ages, they just took the number "4" and added it to the current age instead, which does end up much closer to the right answer ("44" instead of 42), but is still actually wrong...

    • @datengineer2174
      @datengineer2174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@foogod4237 Okay, thank you For the explanation!

    • @AtomicArtumas
      @AtomicArtumas ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that anyone above... uh... 3rd? grade would ever be able to provide an incorrect answer to this "problem" provided they.... uh... understand numerical values to literally any extent (like, they went to school or at the very least know how to read and aren't bumbling idiots that can't even open a door.) is just........ sad.
      Education systems. Stop passing students that failed at the most basic of things. If someone has an F in reading comprehension, or 3rd grade math, THEY DO NOT DESERVE TO GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL - It's not even the funding issues. It's the fact that for some moronic reason we just keep passing people that literally failed at basic life skills.
      I don't give a f if these people are 30 years old and still being legally required to go to senior year for the 13th year in a row. They are not functional members of society and thus do not deserve the simplest of degrees that exists simply to say "I'm not mentally incapable and can operate a cash register and not walk into a brick wall".

  • @SomeoneCalledCrystal
    @SomeoneCalledCrystal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    24:02 Sodam and gamora were destroyed because they were raping people, not because they were gay.

    • @SomeoneCalledCrystal
      @SomeoneCalledCrystal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also yes I don’t know how to spell Gamora. And I am going to admit that. We all make mistakes though

    • @naps_878
      @naps_878 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SomeoneCalledCrystal Sodom and Gomorra, but yea that's reasonable on the nomenclature mistakes.

  • @Kris_is_cool
    @Kris_is_cool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My maths teacher once said "Gravity was invented by Newton, and before that, it didnt exist". And hes serious, he will literally (verbally) fight you about it.

  • @Asstolfo96
    @Asstolfo96 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    54:18 it is actually believed that Ancient Egyptians were lighter skinned than the other African people. We see in wall paintings that women are fair skinned, and the men are darker skinned. However, the men were working outside while the women stayed inside. Also, just FYI, Cleopatra's family was from Greece, and apart from her, no one in her family could speak the Egyptian language.
    Edit: I'm not saying they were white, but I'm saying they weren't as dark as the Sudanese or Chadians

  • @exxi101
    @exxi101 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    whenever u feel stupid, watch confidently incorrect read to you.
    feel better man

    • @Tp_OverHeat
      @Tp_OverHeat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mental health increased to 70

    • @astral-ccp
      @astral-ccp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tp_OverHeat i just watch this subreddit to make my self feel better

  • @brockbracken318
    @brockbracken318 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    This subreddit is the embodiment of “Task Failed Successfully”.

    • @jvm-XLIX
      @jvm-XLIX ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How soʔ

    • @jjsmith7707
      @jjsmith7707 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No that's the other subreddit with that name.
      I don't think a single person suceeded in their task.

    • @ChariGirl13
      @ChariGirl13 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think it's more like "Task Accomplished Wrongfully"

    • @SirAsdf
      @SirAsdf ปีที่แล้ว +13

      More like "Task Failed Stupidly"

    • @MuchHappyWolf
      @MuchHappyWolf ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SirAsdf that’s probably the best so far

  • @BlackKnightPZ
    @BlackKnightPZ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:32, the correct cost of such a creation was $130 in pennies alone. Not including what what was used to seal the pennies into the floor though it probably put this project at around $150-$175 in materials. From there, probably about $50 worth of labor spent, from the guy who made it so $200-$225 overall for an actually cool looking floor. Bro spent normal labor costs of installing tile, for the whole project so..an absolute win on his part.

  • @lunarlovis
    @lunarlovis ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this subreddit, because any time I feel like I’m not gonna make it far in life, I just come back to this video and laugh at the ignorance 😂

    • @Luca-re4on
      @Luca-re4on 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ignorranse* 😊😊

  • @yeetyoot4433
    @yeetyoot4433 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "You can't 'have' a pronoun, you don't own the pronouns." Okay, then I guess you can't "have" a name either - same concept, right?

    • @Jeferic
      @Jeferic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "No nouns for you, my friend"

    • @irregular_banana
      @irregular_banana 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Set nouns free

  • @StrikerEureka13
    @StrikerEureka13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I've been leaving these little mess ups to show how hard it is for a professional voice actor to read". I feel like you just don't want to re-record. 😂

  • @righty-o3585
    @righty-o3585 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As a person who sometimes has trouble breathing. I can say with 100% certainty that wearing those masks absolutely does make a difference. They do make breathing more difficult. Not by a whole lot, but when you're already kinda struggling, it makes a big difference

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, and? Did you pass out? No, you didn't. You were very mildly discomforted, and still fine.

    • @righty-o3585
      @righty-o3585 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gavinjenkins899 First of all, you have no idea how I felt. How are you going to tell me how I felt? Second, all I said is that it does make a difference right? Did I say I was about to pass out? Ya fuckin shart gargler. Just because you voted for Biden, doesn't mean you get to take it out on everybody else.

    • @minerlady140
      @minerlady140 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gavinjenkins899Excuse me? If they said they have a breathing problem and you tell them they’re fine isn’t okay! They literally explained that masks can SOMETIMES make it difficult!

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@minerlady140 I didn't disagree, I just said who cares? So it's very slightly more difficult. Whoopdeedoo, not important enough to not wear them. You can put up with it being slightly noticeably more difficult so that others don't have to put up with it being literally impossible to breath at ALL (dying or being on intubators)

    • @xx-ari-phoenix
      @xx-ari-phoenix ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hope you've found a good alternative for the mask problem! i do kind of have that problem sometimes though it's not as bad. and hope you're doing good

  • @chummy_lectern
    @chummy_lectern ปีที่แล้ว +1

    43:41
    For those who don't know, Flowers for Algernon is a book about a mentally challenged person who gets a surgery to get smarter, and it works; he gets really, really smart.
    (SPOILER ALERT)
    He realizes that the "smartness" is temporary and will kill someone after a certain amount of time. And at the end of the story, he either goes off somewhere, or he kills himself (it's ambiguous). Why did I have to read this in the 8th grade?

  • @MazeDimond
    @MazeDimond 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I read Flowers for Algernon in my English class, my teacher was always very loud and didn't take crap. But he was still kind if someone needed help, despite making several students cry when they did something to mess with him
    I started to cry because the story hit too close to home (i have a cousin who was like Charlie) and he held me after class to talk, he was very comforting and i will forever be grateful
    Thanks Mr. Spalding

  • @Asmielle
    @Asmielle ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "This business is not here to pay your bills it's here to pay mine"
    The ONLY correct answer in that case is, to tell him "Okay, guess we're not showing up for work anymore and will be looking for new jobs!".
    Maybe he'll catch the drift. MAYBE.

  • @MrWeedCat7070
    @MrWeedCat7070 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    To the one about keeping the baby one hour after birth: my mother breast fed me 4min after I was born. 😂The 4min was the docter’s observation to see if I had health issues.

  • @osmanthuswine
    @osmanthuswine ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:13 man needs male cow's milk products. I'm with him

  • @FivePebbles-e8s
    @FivePebbles-e8s 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:54 Confused for a second, and then I remembered there’s two holes down there 💀

  • @pixelgamer4708
    @pixelgamer4708 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Canadian, I can say that even when my head got split in two, I didn't leave Canadian for a doctor, I don't even have scars from it anymore.

  • @Nao_Aurora_Moon
    @Nao_Aurora_Moon ปีที่แล้ว +6

    40:10
    Just wait till this person finds out my dog is oh so very allergic to carrots...

  • @ka0skontrol504
    @ka0skontrol504 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The one about the cow names instantly made me want to tell her to go guzzle some bull "milk" 😂

    • @WK-47
      @WK-47 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? Everyone knows milk only comes from female cows because of oppression, duh! Before the damn patriarchy, all cows produced milk equally and only had gender-neutral names!

    • @FreeEduardGrigoriann
      @FreeEduardGrigoriann ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet she could make a disturbingly lot of money on OnlyFans with that kind of content

  • @irishladdie1500
    @irishladdie1500 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:10
    The United Kingdom is England, Wales Scotland and Northern Ireland
    Great Britain is England, Wales and Scotland
    England is England

  • @anomalytm05
    @anomalytm05 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    16:38 That's like saying a building and a card is the same size just cause you see both from a distance where they look to be the same or similar size.

  • @whyuu25
    @whyuu25 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:12:46 fun fact, the Greek writing translates to "it's funny how you think you're smart"
    (im greek)

    • @BaDonut
      @BaDonut ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beat me to it

  • @tarabytez
    @tarabytez ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The customer isn't always right, but the customer is the customer. That's what I was always told, and it's always worked.

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean "worked"? Tautologies don't do anything to "work" or not

  • @auragameryt
    @auragameryt ปีที่แล้ว +12

    25:44 however gramatically it is shown as a single pronoun with plural-based words, such as "are" I believe that is what the person was originally meaning.

    • @Hieballa
      @Hieballa ปีที่แล้ว +5

      literally came to the comments to see if anyone pointed that out

    • @Billbobs678
      @Billbobs678 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ikr. Its like how you can be used as single but is still grammatically plural. Just like they is

  • @luckymuddypaw
    @luckymuddypaw ปีที่แล้ว +4

    46:13 my catholic parents divorced and my dad looked up this for his annulment papers. The church still believes raping a spouse is abuse. What it actually says is that when you marry a person, having sex is a given as it is part of what certifies the marriage. To be married for 20+ years and DEPRIVING your partner of INTIMACY is what actually goes against the sacrament of matrimony. This means if one person chooses to never have sex with their spouse. The church is of the stance that if you never planned to have sex, your marriage isn't recognized by the church. There is a reason why abstinence is a huge deal and it isn't bc you "belong" to your partner, it's because the act is seen as sacred and should be reserved for holy matrimony. All that said, if a person forces themself on their spouse, that is still a huge no no. Just like how being bullied isn't a justification for murder sort of thing.
    Sorry if that didn't make a lot of sense I tried to explain it the best I could. I am not trying to imply church good bla bla bla, the people running things are all insane it feels like. But just wanted to clarify that the ACTUAL belief of the religion isn't so misogynistic. (Actually reason the bible sounds misogynistic is because of subtle changes over the centuries, Jesus as everyone should be smart enough to see, was very very very very liberal lol)

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an American, I will measure in alligators before I use the metric system

  • @anomalytm05
    @anomalytm05 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:29 That person is right about the earth getting greener part. Eat isn't the most accurate word, but plants do absorb carbon dioxide.

  • @lulucamarillo7448
    @lulucamarillo7448 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:26 Every time I hear about this, the first thing that I think is, "Ripley walked so that you could run, shut the hell up and show our alien-slaying queen some damn respect."

  • @cubes2861
    @cubes2861 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:12:35 Quick little story!I used to work at my local amusmant park and my manager there was the absolute BEST I saw him argue with guests several times to protect his employees and honestly, he should get paid more than he probably does simply because of how fucking awesome he is for protecting his employees from asshole customers

    • @ghxulbxyz
      @ghxulbxyz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I work at a themepark right now! There's a bunch of different supervisors and leads, and most of them will most definitely argue with guests if said guests are being rude to the clerks/operators

    • @cubes2861
      @cubes2861 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghxulbxyz that is amazing to hear!

  • @johnfortanely878
    @johnfortanely878 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    as a McDonald's worker the use of the beeps the fryers make is scary

  • @nprop197gaming
    @nprop197gaming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the second one has a pretty funny comment, featured in a different Emkay vid. It went something like “I get the feeling that milk from a bull wouldn’t taste quite right.”

  • @WinterGamesYT
    @WinterGamesYT ปีที่แล้ว +4

    32:00 this person read maze runner once and was like "alright i guess that how all viruses are in the real world"

  • @saberruntv
    @saberruntv ปีที่แล้ว +18

    For the donyt one. The cashier was right 8 donyts for 7 bucks = 87,5cents per donuts. While the 5 for 4,50 = 90cents per donut.

    • @tyrannnous748
      @tyrannnous748 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea, but if you just buy less donuts it's cheaper which I think is what he was trying to say

    • @Bridgahid
      @Bridgahid ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MY BRAIN....
      HELP...THIS COMMENT'S HURTING MY BRAIN.....
      :(

    • @cristoffer9024
      @cristoffer9024 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      donyt?

    • @itsteritime2861
      @itsteritime2861 ปีที่แล้ว

      First its Doughnuts. Second the less donuts better deal is better the cost of the average doughnut is better.

    • @cristoffer9024
      @cristoffer9024 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsteritime2861 So, Its doughnuts, but you spelled it as Donuts too?

  • @ryderrettenmaier2885
    @ryderrettenmaier2885 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:14 the earth is big enough that if you spread everyone out evenly, each person would be 77 feet away from each other without anyone being in the ocean.
    The only problem is is that some people would have to be in say the Sahara desert places that are inhospitable. Not mean that our population that is not straining the natural resources, but the Earth is still pretty big.

    • @anomalytm05
      @anomalytm05 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But, the nations are divided. And, you know it's not gonna be that simple. Plus, there's factories, hospitals, etc. to account for. And, roads... A transportation system is absolutely necessary along with farmland and all that. It would be fine for America cause your human to land ratio is sufficient, but try that in a country like China or India? People would be jam-packed. That isn't even considering the mountainous regions and the desert region.

  • @LambdaCreates
    @LambdaCreates 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:34
    Okay, PEMDAS... First of all, since no operator between the parentheses and the rest of the operation, it's implied using multiplication.
    2 + 5 * (8 - 5)
    Now for the stuff inside the brackets(parentheses), 2 + 5 * 3, now multiplication, 2 + 15, and... wait it's actually 17.

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    56:27 1: Red
    2: Orange
    3: Yellow
    4: Green
    5: Blue
    6: Violet
    7: Black
    8: White
    9: Grey
    Even at simplest there's 9 by my count.

  • @JennaGetsCreative
    @JennaGetsCreative ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The adding a 'silent e' rule reminded me of my 3rd grade teacher teaching about added 'ed' for past tense, and she insisted that if the word ended in an e we first had to erase that e so we could add ed. I know the rule was to make 'just add ed' work no matter what and not end up with 'eed' in some words, but this little smart ass refuted the point every single time. "Why can't I just add the d?"

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But "just add a d" is correct

    • @JennaGetsCreative
      @JennaGetsCreative ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jenniferdunstan5065 It is, yes, but the third grade teacher knew that the average third grader was going to take "add 'ed'" in all cases and no account for the existing e on words that end in e. So she insisted the rule was "erase the e and add ed."
      I was always the kid who didn't need the dumbed-down rules and resisted them. Similar thing happened when we first learned carrying values in addition.

  • @urfavcallisto
    @urfavcallisto ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13,000 pennies would be, like, $130 right? I’d say that’s pretty cheap for a new floor

  • @HopeIsADrug11037
    @HopeIsADrug11037 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    an entire hour and a half of Robin 🔥

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:02:50 My dad’s dog whines and growls at my Sims and watches the TV, even having his own tastes (he loves Audrey Hepburn and She-Ra), and the other day my puppy reacted to an image of a cat while we were in Target. They can definitely recognize something visually. Also auditory, as our dogs have reacted to our voices even over the phone or in recordings. So it’s definitely not solely smell, though that is a significant part of how they learn about their surroundings.

  • @musicalsystem927
    @musicalsystem927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact! Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, made his comic book debut in March of 1963. Elon wasn't born until approx. 8 years later, in 1971.

  • @oldmanregret
    @oldmanregret ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Homosexuality was first recorded as early as 2400 bc before the creation of the Islamic religion in 610 21:34

  • @jeffreyguantero5408
    @jeffreyguantero5408 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    43:30 they think men are robot. men experience sexual abuse but authority's response to it is not high as when women are the victim.

    • @namenotfound2456
      @namenotfound2456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just look at her pfp, it screams "extremist femminist" from a mile😂

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I was reading that and thinking "the jackass 'correcting' them is probably a terf"

  • @Zephyeran
    @Zephyeran ปีที่แล้ว +5

    17:30 Correct me if I'm wrong, but
    Aren't bonsai trees just. The trees themselves, grown in a specific way?
    You do a smaller pot to encourage less root spread, floral wires and specific trimming and such to encourage them to grow into a particular shape, ect?
    Like, you could literally take any apple seed, plant it, grow it, use wires while the branches are young to encourage specific growth, as well as trimming and such, and it just. Is a tiny version of the bigger tree. And if given the chance and space and time, it could be taken out of the pot and grown into a proper tree still?
    Which is why they can still flower and fruit?
    There isn't a specific species that is a *bonzai* tree from what I remember. But there are some trees that take that art form better than others I'd imagine, and are used more often in bonzai art because of it ^^'

    • @ConstantOwlk
      @ConstantOwlk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will correct you if you're wrong. To bad I don't know anything about bonsai trees or plants in general

    • @cyrus6461
      @cyrus6461 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're right, good job, hell you can turn species of bush into bonsai with the same method

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "mammals are confined to the ground"
    Beavers, in fresh water:
    Moles, under the surface:
    Koalas, in the trees:
    Bats, flying in the air:
    Sea Otters, in the ocean:
    Goats, climbing the side of a cliff:
    Leopard seals, the ice sheet:
    Polar bears, on sea ice:
    Kangaroos, riding inside their mother's pouch:
    Humans, inside buildings, cars, trains, planes, and space stations:

  • @kassyrobinson1816
    @kassyrobinson1816 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The sarcasm displayed by our beloved angry narrator was so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes (well mostly it was from me laughing at his sarcasm but ya know)!

  • @GunnyRogers
    @GunnyRogers ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Apparently, a tuck and rub is the proper response to a thank you according to the urban dictionary 😂

  • @bbqchicken8681
    @bbqchicken8681 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually learned this in science class. gas and liquid are both technically categorized as fluid

    • @astral-ccp
      @astral-ccp ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah anything which can flow is a fluid like they teach us this in 9th grade

  • @WettSokks
    @WettSokks ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Now that i think of it, i dont think ive ever heard people talk about the scandinavian way of cutting cheese... always thought everybody used them

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently, other people either don't slice cheese, buy it pre-sliced or use cutting wires? I get so confounded every time I go to Denmark where my bf lives, and all the cheese cutters they have are little wands with wires on them, like the old vegetable peelers that used wires! I can use one, and for tall, narrow blocks of cheese that actually fit within the confines of the wire, they work great, but it'll never not be weird to see people not bring out the cheese plane when they're going to cut cheese for their sandwiches and stuff. It's not even all of Scandinavia!

  • @_Ledoot
    @_Ledoot 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:11 the kid that works at temu that got his arm ripped off at work watching this

  • @pinkdragon4830
    @pinkdragon4830 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:39 I do not understand these people.Just because I believe that I am not created by a God doesn’t mean that I am meaningless as a human being.

  • @SabertoothDeathmouse
    @SabertoothDeathmouse ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For anyone wondering, there is about 365 million acres in Alaska. If you combine the land area of Canada, Alaska, and Russia you would get about 8.5 billion acres.

  • @NRIQ_nl
    @NRIQ_nl ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the answer of 13:38 17, he/she is correct

    • @pebbleyt1357
      @pebbleyt1357 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly my thought, for anyone who might see this wondering how:
      2+5(3) do brackets/parentheses first
      2+15 multiply 5 by 3
      17 add them

    • @ConstantOwlk
      @ConstantOwlk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a person who does not understand math but does understand calculator app I can conclude that the answer is 17

  • @callmenat..7476
    @callmenat..7476 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:02 I've meet two people that thought that we pee in the same hole as the period leaves.
    They still believe it even after my *female science teacher* told them otherwise.

    • @Alexa-Raine
      @Alexa-Raine ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved how he said "Those of you who are in the know, know." like it's a freaking secret! 😂 3:04

    • @Manoel_Noia
      @Manoel_Noia ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alexa-Raine I have no idea how it works honestly

  • @Qanomaly491
    @Qanomaly491 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    No but there actually are aquatic fossils on mt everest. The theory is that the rock containing the fossils were pushed up into a mountain by shifting tectonic plates. Its not evidence for a flood but rather tectonic movement.

  • @anomalytm05
    @anomalytm05 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:56 Toothpaste don't have sugars. They do have saccharin(maybe not in all, but in some, I don't really remember that much), which is an artificial sweetner. It is not sugar. However, most toothpaste has something called SLS. It can irritate mouth lining and can cause canker sores. So, if you frequently get canker sores, try changing it out. Something I learned painfully. SLS is something that helps toothpaste the kind of foam, so do check the reviews of an SLS free toothpaste cause they can sometimes be a little runny and don't clean as good as ones with SLS.

  • @rorynorris4248
    @rorynorris4248 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You... you pronounced Melbourne correctly on youtube! *dies of shock*

  • @Kanine80yt
    @Kanine80yt ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes, Robin is correct when he says the air force probably trains pilots all over the place. Somewhere between Niagara Falls and Lockport, New York, there’s an Air Force base where as far as I know, they do train pilots.

  • @Relic-productions
    @Relic-productions ปีที่แล้ว +3

    37:34 a tuck and rub is a proper respounce to a thank you.
    i know my english sucks, im still getting used to it.

  • @Griffin050A1t
    @Griffin050A1t ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me, a horticulture enjoyer (it’s my back up uni plans if vet is too crowded and expensive) vs my boyfriend (rich city boi)
    “I thought bonsai trees were a type of tree”
    “Babe I killed the plant you gave me” (it’s a peace lily. The tag is still in the pot)(it was just wilted because he didn’t water it for a week)
    I’ll make a cute gardener out of him yet. Wish all 18 of my indoor plants luck in the meantime.

  • @lorivaldez4839
    @lorivaldez4839 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This subreddit is always crazy but good🎉

  • @CaptainW_rCrimes
    @CaptainW_rCrimes ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:19 she was right, they were 6, you don’t turn 1 on the same year you were born on