Billy Connolly - Terrorist Attack At Glasgow Airport, Must Watch!
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- Billy Connolly speaking about the islamic terrorist attack at Glasgow Airport.
You must watch this is Hilarious!
Too Old To Die Young Tour, At The Waterfront Hall, Belfast Northern Ireland, On 22nd June 2008.
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Doesn’t matter when you are from, Ireland Northern Ireland, England , Wales, Scottish. This man is hilarious. The Glasgow sense of humour is priceless.
There's a clip elsewhere from the film Rob Roy and some posts are trying to insult Scots as a joke. All they get back is funnier things from actual Scots. It's really hard to get a rise out of any folks in the isles. It's their way of passing time among friends.
*scotland
But yes 👍🏼
Simon M. Bang ón we don't give a fuck comedy is the best remedy lol love the Scots great people. Ireland.
Hell im Texan and he is funny as hell to us..lol
When am I from? I am from the 17th century
As a non Scott, as soon as I saw the words Glasgow and Terrorist attack together, I started chuckling uncontrollably and felt guilty about it.
After watching how hard Scottish people are laughing at the idea, my respect has gone through the roof because it's this type of emotional maturity that makes these terrorists die for nothing.
You guys can laugh at dark things and that's why they lose their power over you.
Your dark sense of humour is a sign of strength not weakness (at least in this context).
Compared to Americans who take endless glory in victimhood.
So true, a dark sense of humour is the antithesis of terrorism. Watching this and reading your comment makes me want to watch the film ‘Four Lions’ again, it really is a darkly comic satire that changed the way I think about terrorism.
Looking for glory in victimhood is the surest sign of being weak
I'm Scottish and that was a nice thing you said. Billy's just brilliant 😂😂😂❤
Thankyou.
I think this was recorded in Belfast, but ready to be corrected.
Billy is the only person that I'm aware of (28 years old and lived in Glasgow my whole life) that can bring the whole city together - its sad because it feels like we're getting to the end of his career. A living legend who will have a statue with a cone on the head one day 💚
Kevin Bridges is the newer generation.
Billy can bring the whole world together. Glasgow has given the world a lot of great things but Billy tops them all.
With a banjo i hope, i think he would like that. 😄
Billy would LOVE a cone on the head on his statue...he would see the hilarious side
Agree Conrad
Billy's gift and the reason so many Glasgow people love him is that he made them feel the beauty in their culture and ways even with all the flaws, if only every other culture, country, belief system had a Billy Connolly
Born and bred Londoner here. I agree @johncharles9996. I think Billy put Glasgow on the map and as it turns out he made Scotland's most violent, deprived city seem cool. Only, we all know that's not how it was for Billy when he was growing up.
Thank you.
Billy bottled our culture and sold it to the world
A true Glaswegian icon, nobody tells a story like Sir Billy. Love the Big Yin
Top Class comedic commentary! I remember watching the news flashes about this terrorist attack on the BBC and I remember thinking at the time "I sure do feel sorry for those terrorists". They never attacked Scotland again! BIG YIN , YOU RULE!
The actual interview from after this terror attack is fantastic to watch too.
Here in Northern Ireland we've no problem getting Billy's humour. Many a time he's cheered us up when we've been going through bad times. Lots of Scottish lingo is the same as ours. I've Scottish heritage and I'm proud of that! Love to Billy as he fights his illnesses.
😍😍
Well, you do know that a Glaswegian is just an Irishman that learned to swim.
Saw him on his night he did in the Millenium theatre a few years back now. He was good craic.
and bc has irish heritage
My Dad played Billy tapes all throughout my childhood,in the house,on the way to Wales ,camping for a week,the lot.
I didn't get many of the jokes,but my Dad cried laughing.
I'm a Dad myself now,and realise,what a gift I was given.
Dad,Billy,I love ya !!
The Scottish people are the most warm hearted people in the world, but cross them at your own risk.
Amen to tht brother 😅
Thanks for that. Much love❤
“We’ll set right about ye!” and with a narwhale tusk in London too. Bless you Billy.
I forget who said it (possibly Sean Lock RIP), but they said that the Glasgow terrorists thought the worse thing that would happen that day was being blown up. Instead while on fire, they had a bloke kick them in the bollocks so hard, he broke his foot! Brilliant!
a taxi driver, still driving lol x
I remember seeing him do this at the kings theatre in Glasgow and he got a standing ovation
I was there, i think i pulled tendons in my ribs laughing
He is a comic legend. I think there will only ever be one Billy Connolly with his acerbic wit and his ability to make us laugh at the normal savings of life. His humour never belittles anyone he laughs with you not against you.
I think it’s just the sheer breadth and scope of his humour. It’s multi generational too. I mean. He’s been about since the 70s. Kevin Bridges is pretty funny but it’s quite narrow humour. Billy is exceptional. Pure joy.
Love how the Glaswegian baggage attendant snapped a tendon in his fucking foot when he kicked him in the balls 😂
10 out of 10 for effort. I'm enjoying your Devonshire flag.
@@rorybone100 as am I. Where you to?
I love Billy Connolly he's hilarious, my grandparents are friends with him and my grandpa always tells me stories about him and Billy
Has to be the best 7 minutes I have watched in a long time. I laughed out loud. Good old Billy. He`s 100% right you know about terrorists
The UK has been dealing with terrorism for decades. We know that their purpose is to stop ordinary people from going about their business by making them too afraid to leave homes to go shopping or go to work,no orders for businesses means money,taxes, a breakdown of basic social services such as healthcare,water, electricity etc.
The UK has handled all attacks with dark humour and a "life goes on" mentality. At the end of the day, the terrorist is dead, looking up from the fiery pits of hell, he's an idiot,the country is resilient and even his own god will think they're a jerk. Who happens to be the same one as everybody else worships.
The greatest comedian of all time, a true legend. Superb piece.
He's a funny guy. I remember his sketch on homosexuality a few years back:
"100 years ago it was illegal.
50 years ago it was outrageous.
30 years ago it was frowned upon.
10 years ago it was OK.
5 years ago it became cool and happening.
I'm getting the fuck outa here before it becomes compulsory!!!"
+Rob Cornwell That was absolutely cutting edge. Spot on brilliant gag.
+Rob Cornwell Do you remember his one on Football Violence???
Owen Mitchell The one about pissing in the Bovril? Yes indeed :)))))
Rob Cornwell
A man that likes the classics!!
+Rob Cornwell He was wrong. It was illegal 50 years ago. And he is a pretentious and unfunny, homophobic dawber.
This goes beyond comedy and into something that touches your heart. Good for you mate. May you live for many more years.
The line that cracked me up the most was the suicide bomb instructor, 'Pay attention, lads, I am only going to show you this once'. The tears were rolling down my cheeks.
The greatest story teller EVER !!!!!😊
Love Billy ,saw him in Sunderland , and the truth is what he says is true ,people say it offends but how can it be when it's the truth, live long and keep safe Billy we need to laugh in this mad world ,bless you Shirley h Darlington England 💝✋🌹😘👍❤️😍
My Brother and his Wife met Billy Connolly in a Restaurant eating fish and chips, my Brother asked for a photo Billy invited them to sit with him at his table. They all had a good chatter, my Brother said he spoke so quietly and was a really nice guy.
Just as I would hope he would be. A kind, generous man. We all know he's brilliantly funny!
Wonderful.
The greatest stand up ever, my hero. In between the laughs, everything Billy says is spot on aswell.
Perfect Connolly... love him .
No matter how many times you watch a billy monologue you still laugh every time
Billy , one of the best he always treads where others fear to , we need you Billy !
Great one Billy, I'm a Geordie its like a Glaswegian only with our heeds kick in.
don't put yersel down. we don't want to kick yer heids in. we want you on our side. make the new border Hull - Liverpool ;) lol
There is and only ever will be one Billy Cornelly legend.
Right? How do you get it that wrong lol
Dervine Cormody.
"...flames were skooshin right oot the back..." oh that had me in tears just magic.
Billy United the Scots we all had something in common with him he was incredibly funny and still is ,thank you Billy
Right lads I'm only gona show you this once HAHAHA
I know it's been e year, but could you show me again?
Love your profile image! 😉
when you realise he is in Belfast his line about being sick of all terrorists has more clout
Love you Billy 💖 You've always been my favourite comedian 💛
I come from the River Wards of Philadelphia-Kensington to be exact. While gentrification is creeping up on us, those of us who have lived here for decades, well, Billy and John Smeaton should be honorary citizens. I love Billy's work, but this in particular takes me back to a childhood going to church with Glaswegian immigrants. I like to think that they were cheering John on.
Who ever not so secretly filmed this video, thanks for sharing it. Billy Connolly always makes me laugh.
Dont care what anyone has to say about Billy Conolly, hes an absolute genius. Yous just dont get it cause youre not scottish! SCOTTISH AND PROUD!
The man is a legend!
I'm english and he's my favourite comedian by miles, a brilliant and very funny man
Scottish and proud...but too shit scared to vote for independence !
Canadian and I get it... Scottish heritage and proud.
***** auch fuck aff ya bam
Billy Connolly is my favorite pick-me-up when I've had a shitty day.
"When the fracas ensued, was the Cherokee ablaze?" LOL, oh dear Lord...
I thought I would die right then. Lolol
whit ?
SKOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!
Ye oan aboot pal?
…”moving her head the way a Labrador does” 😂😂
''flying mince'' he is a genius
No one could have said it any better let get a petition for a knighthood and a statue anyone agree ?
+CRAIG brown why would you want to confer an knighthood on him he's a peoples comedian knighthood are an establishment tool.
David Bowie never had one yet the public still loved his work
Billy has a knighthood and a CBE.... Love him but kind of disappointed in that....
@@pnklady3788 He's also got a Doctorate. I remember him and his wife laughing over two Doctors in their home. Pam's been great for Billy all these years of marriage. Hope the new stuff for Parkinson's is helping him.
check the peoples palace in Glsgow
Always fantastic. No matter how many times I listen to this, I still laugh.
Me too. I must have watched this so many times. He is a good bloke is Billy.
Any Billy story I have ever heard, makes me laugh everytime I hear it.
I watched this show live! I nearly wet myself laughing! Billy is utterly brilliant!!! The best ever!!
The incontinence pants sketch is hilarious..need a pair myself watching it.
Your the man Billy. ALWAYS WILL BE.
Love this! Had a Billy Connolly tape/copy as a kid that loved... At the end he's doing an outro, talking over some music and one bit is: "And the guy that stole ma bike fae ootside Partick Picture Hall/cinema... Al get ye ya' bastard!"😂
scoosh!
I think Billy speaks for us all well maybe not us all ,the English ,they look on and Who is he ,the Welsh they are in disbelief ,how did he become famous ,he can't sing ,the Irish .well his name is Connelly so he's one of us ,but Billy a Glaswegian and his mate parked his bike in the stray Thank Sir Billy Connelly ,legend
This is my favourite stand up sketch ever. Unreal funny🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well said big yin 💥👏
Billy is awesome, Kevin is awesome I had the delight and privilege of swing them both perform in Cardiff over the years.
Fantastic!
So true , and during the recent COP 26 event NONE of our motorways or major roads were blocked - because they knew we’d just keep going !
Billy Connolly is the funniest guy ever!!!
At his peak Billy reigned supreme, nobody touched him. A generation of Billy wannabees have come and gone and they did not get close. Oh, and he is a very nice bloke, and certainly more welcome than a 'fart in a spacesuit'!
Who's a Billy wannabee?
Yeah I was wondering the same.. Who has tried to copy Billy?
@@shaynskyline Peter Kay spoke on Parkinson and said when his family watched An audience with Billy, that was his epiphany. So by his own admission he was inspired and is a Billy Wanabbee.
Met Bill once. Absolute gem of a man. His wife however, was a stuck up coo...
This man is a comedy genius. Every time I watch this my sides get sore from laughing. I grew up about 50 miles north of him, so the Glasgow humour cracks me up, but I wonder if people abroad get it? So bloody funny.
+Russ Littler I understand what you're saying! I'm well aware Billy Connolly has worldwide success, but that doesn't mean us Scots don't relate that tiny wee bit more! Imagine watching a comedian from Dublin, telling a funny story about his home town, or New York or Sydney, the whole world may find it funny but people from Dublin, New York and Sydney will relate to it a bit better than the rest of us! That's the case with BC in my opinion!
+J.B Mac Forever By 7 Million Scottish Americans, do you mean Scottish people who have moved to the US or Americans from Scottish descent?
***** I've been to the US and it seemed like every person I spoke too was from Scottish descent. A big portion of Americans have ancestors from somewhere in Europe (except native Americans) My Dad and Brother live in Alabama and they're both 100% Scottish and I've got chatting with Scots on here who have moved to the states. I just didn't think it was as many as 7 million, that's the only reason I ask. Yes Braveheart has a lot to answer for although if they had shown that the night before the Scottish referendum it would've been a landslide, lol! Historically, it's very inaccurate but that's Hollywood for you. I did not know Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were from Scottish descent, every day's a school day! :)
+Russ Littler Any time he says "Glasgow", I just mentally replace it with 'Detroit' and it is just as funny.
Russ Littler ya hes very popular in ireland saw him in cork few yrs ago he was excellent he pickt on a wheel chair user hole place broke down
Makes you proud to be Scottish
It’s the way he pretends to be smoking and throws it away that gets me
You feckin Legend.I am blessed to have been around at the same time as you Sir.Thank You.
I am now 60 years old, That was our lives in Glasgow, When he and my pals where young this is how it was, Billy is funny because that was real life in Glasgow, he his not telling jokes. He said in the shipyards he worked with funnier people than him , sometimes I know what he is going to say before he says it.Love you man. Just show’s you what you can do from a Glasgow tenement 🥰
Billy ,Billy your a genius of Comedy thank you Billy innocent humour Priceless but profound as far as Glasgow was concerned ,Shipyards ,toil ,grafting ,your spot on Billy
crying listening to this, brilliant
the greatest of all time. long live Billy Connolly
Proud to be Scottish 🏴
(lol) I can remember going to see Billy in the early days when he and Jasper Carrot were THE 2 stand up comics of the day. I can remember like it was only yesterday. Billy was there on stage and there was a noise to his left in the wings as it were. Billy stopped what he was saying, turned to where the noise came from, then looked at the audience and said, 'so'k that'll be Jasper looking for new material'. Well I very nearly wet my bloody y-fronts,(along with the rest of the audience). Ahhhhh, happy days. Thanks Billy for the memories which, NOBODY can take.
At 76 it has been one of the greatest pleasures of my life to have been alive in Billy Connolly time. He tells the story in such a way you feel you are there. That kncident brought out the best in scottish humour. Every joke on the planet was spilt out during that time. Scots all around the world were chuffed. Imagine taking on the glaswegian 😂😂😂😂😂
"Right, guys, I'm only going to show you this once" XD
"Was the Jeep on fire when the fracas ensued??" *WHAAA??*
Hilarious! I had to visit the ladies; room - in a hurry! Always feel homesick when I listen to Billy!
Saw Billy at the Brighton Dome in 1985. Thought I would need an ambulance too...... The best.
Pissed myself at this
One of the greatest comedian ever. Thank you.
There will never be another guy as funny as the Big Yin. No matter how many times I watch his stuff I have always laughed. Absolutely legend 😜
Billy is the best comic in the world his views of every day life is unique 🤣
A National Treasure.
So glad I found him by accident I've only seen him in the boomdock saints and had no clue he was a comedian he is brilliant
10 minuets ago I was mental now I have a pain in my face from laughing :))
Imagine doing a suicide attack and you end up being talked about by billy... You did the opposite of what you wanted.
This man could read the fucking phone directory and make it funny. An absolute star.
"Scoosh(?!)"😂
I like Billy Connolly because he tells it like it is, very funny and I share his sentiments.........excellent!
Connolly Class, there is nobody like him, or ever will be again. A natural story teller with a beautiful mind.
There's always Limmy.
If you love Billy his inseration was Chick Murray trie and see some of his stuff dry and laconic sence of humour course in his day widny get away with the same language BBC banned it. His joke about falling down ti break the toffee bar in his back pocket was a classic
A lot of folk forget he started as a guitar and banjo player in clubs wi Gerry Raffety in the Humble Bums
And this is why the dwarves won the battle of the five armies.
The funniest person ever. To think that his shows are unscripted.....genius.
"If you're on fire & someone's kicking your balls" ... then the VERY first thing that pops into my head is; "Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!" ... which just about killed me, LMAO!! 💀😂😂
Pure genius of a comedian...
This is why this guy is a certified comedy legend. No matter how many times I see this, it still cracks me up. If you sliced him across the middle, you would find Glasgow running through him like a stick of rock. (Non-UK readers, Google seaside rock.) Most comedians are funny because of their material. Billy Connolly is funny because of his outlook on life, and that is inextricably bound up with the fact that he is Glaswegian. You're either an Edinbugger or a Weejie, and I know what side of that divide I come down on. And if you're Scottish, you'll know what I mean.
They certainly underestimated how much that Scottish people feel about their country and big mistake to take on Glaswegians our country is our religion. Good on ye Billy for saying it how it is
tears are streaming oot ma eyes way laughter.
Scotland forever!
I've watched this I don't know how many times and I still piss myself laughing at it and I come from Scotland!
Not feeling well been up all night feeling miserable 😩 or I was until I watched this, now I love the Big yin, this though has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard it's 3:30am and my misses is awake now too asking what am I laughing so hard at. Thanks Billy 😂😂
My sides are hurting with laughing so much.
Love Billy!
ASDA brought me here 😮😂
lol, me too. Allah Asda :)
I can't watch Billy for too long because he makes me cry and my stomach hurt lololol
This makes me understand why I act the way I do. I'm half Scottish. The other half is mohican and cree Indian. Probably why most people think I'm nuts.
So allowed to wear a mohawk AND a kilt. That's quite a fashion statement you could have going on there.
@@shonagriffiths8907 brilliant a mohawk and a kilt.
What a brilliant mix kick the shit out someone then scalp them ,greetings from Scotland
There is no better person to bring a story to life. Any subject Billy tackles however unusual or mundane. This always makes me laugh. Does Billy write all his own material?.
I love how you type in a Scottish accent.
" I think his beards different, oh fuck! " Hahaha ... That got me laughing 😂
Scotland has the 3 best comedians ever billy connoly frankie Boyle & Kevin bridges 💯
Ye know what I served with loads of scots, and i could fully imagine this taking no shit, I'm Scouse so class myself Gaelic too/all the rest , something about the proper scots from the poor areas, the same with the Welsh from the poor areas, and the same with the poor english, just something more in common with others than our own countryman from Liverpool don't feel a part of England it's full of people who hate us
Working class are working class. There's NO difference where 'poor' is concerned and it makes not 1 iota of difference 'where' you reside.
I'm scouse so class myself as Gaelic? 😂
Port city mate, nothing gives a dark humour like being from a working city that doesn't have any decent work!
Chip on your shoulder much...
Gaelic but from Liverpool 🤣
As A Exiled Glaswegian Its Always A Pleasure To Meet The Scouse Abroad. TOP PEOPLE. 🏴🙏
Religious fanatics in Glasgow. They ain't even got a football team.
Funny funny man. Genius.
BeerGogglesReviews Delighted that you found it funny, but I'm not sure you got this joke, from the way you've quoted it.
He actually said "I'm not sure about religious fanatics without a fucking football team" .
He's alluding to the Celtic v Rangers football hooligans, who are divided by religious bullshit: Celtic catholic, Rangers protestant. So the joke is Glasgow has plenty of religious fanatics already, the new guys (Islamic) haven't grasped that in Glasgow the local custom is to couch your religious hatred in the guise of supporting a particular football team.
Maybe you did get this - if so I apologise.
I'm just going to post this anyway, might benefit someone else not familiar with Scotland/Glasgow.
vonteflon how fuckin patronising
Martin Ward Don't think so. But I was a bit concerned it would come across that way, which is why there's a pre-emptive apology in my comment.
vonteflon I absolutely fully understood. You didn't understand my comment it seems. I didn't take it at all patronising though. Different customs and areas sometimes leave others on the outside confused. The difficulty is knowing when that would confuse people. I find Micky Flannagan hilarious because I really get the old school Paca Rabanne and Farah strides Essex disco on the pull type references. In other places (especially American) people don't get him at all. As I am already a massive Connolly fan though, you might have guessed I would understand the Rangers and Celtic thing, and Catholic Proddy thing.
Funny story... I was in an "Irish" pub in London. An Irishman asked me if I was Catholic or Protestant. I said, "Atheist." He said, "Yeah but Catholic Atheist or Protestant Atheist."
BeerGogglesReviews Good stuff.
Micky Flanagan is fucking hilarious, just your references above already have me giggling. Best thing is to watch him alongside my brother who just loses his shit as soon as the bloke starts talking! Although of course, Billy Connolly is the maestro in that respect, I always start laughing in anticipation before he even cracks a joke.