Fry “let me guess he thinks he’s Lincoln.” Robot “well yeah he’s supposed to, problem is he’s got multiple personality disorder... all of them Lincoln”
I'm surprised that nobody in the comments section mentioned the explosion of plates and cutlery that happened when our dear Kahjiit was sitting at the table. Stuff like that always gets me.
Shit like that happened to me in Skyrim, i used to sit in chairs in some Inns and shit blowed or sometimes i entered the inns and everything were flying
Hate to be that guy but he is in the barracks area which means there are probably guards in the quarters behind the doors yelling these things in their sleep
WOW just because hes a khajiit right? You fucking Nord racist thats what happens when you let all these goddamn barbaric Nords into Cyrodil they do racist shit like this! Fuck all Nords! _-George Washington 1789_
In Oblivion a bottle of human blood has no value, you can sell it for 0 Septims, so plot twist: The guards are Mitic Dawn agent that just want to kill you so you can't save Martin. Or maybe the guards are "badly programmed", who knows
The voice acting in this game is incredible. This man really just said: - “You should have paid the fine!” - “You elves are all the same, all flesh, no fury!” - “DIE!” - “This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!” - “I’ve fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!” All at once. That takes some skill.
He had perfect timing- and unlike most things this channel points out, it _makes sense_ in the moment in context. I for one would love for that, or something like it, to be deliberately incorporated into future open-world role-playing games. It'd be a subtle touch, sure, but it would help to make it immersive.
Until they accidentally hit a civilian, and then the civilian hits back, causing the entire town the rupture into a massive brawl with the entire town murdered by guards
@@musicsheep9816 We used to abuse the same logic in GTA Online by getting 4-5 star wanted level and leading the cops toward other players. It was usually guaranteed that either they'd side-swipe a cop car or vice versa and suddenly get 2 stars with 5 stars' worth of police attacking them.
0:36 when he shifts the camera up to where the audio is coming from and it's coming from the ceiling but the guard is right in front him 😅 his subtleness got me haha
@@PhilosophyofElivagar Jesus, how often do you revisit this thread? Also, the comment under discussion doesn't make any sense. The guard upstairs, hearing commotion & cries of thievery below, helped raise the alarm; how is this simple, predictable act a result of "osmosis"? If you, a cop in Room A, hear a fellow officer in Room B shouting _burglar,_ & you echo him in hopes of alerting Room C, do we have "osmosis" to thank for it? Or are you just reacting on gut instinct or training? As a longtime educator devoted to lighting the fire of self-improvement in racially diverse students from all walk of life, I hope that 1) you'll consider reading a book or two & revisiting _them_ for enlightenment every year instead of . . . whatever this is; & 2) that you'll learn the definition, etymology, & proper usage of "osmosis." Is that really too much to ask? Your children, if you have any, will thank you for it, as will your partner; & even if you remain childless & single, at the end of the day you'll thank yourself. I believe I can anticipate your next question: what's in it for me? Well, to be perfectly honest, I win either way, seeing as how this thankfulness -- whether it burns in one heart or many -- is due in large part to my selflessness. This makes me feel downright heroic, & inspires me to keep fighting a good fight even when the going gets tough. So let me just say in advance, _you're welcome, my friend;_ & may you share what you've learned here today with others, thus continuing my legacy :)
@@J29-u8u I revisit it enough to reply to your smart ass 3 months later - also I resent your implication that I’m uneducated, I’m graduating this year with a 1st in History and English and starting my Masters soon - I probably read more than you sleep. Anyways, it’s a joke lmao. Take your ‘enlightened’ ass to r/iamsmart, I’d be thankful for that
I love how his *GETTING TIRED?!* is synced with you sitting down and how he screams *HAHA* and then finally hits you like he's finally figured out that going round the table is the secret to victory
0:32 The thing I find crazy is that he's actually programed to repeatedly swing like 15 times before adjusting his position and running to you at a new angle. Bad or good code should still have it so he either swings forever like that, or changes position after just a few swings.
That poor elf was just being a nice person, picking up after the khajiit who dropped all his stuff, but casual racism turned this into another senseless death. Smh
you can otherwise you'd be dead (i know it is supposed to be a metaphor used for expressing feelings and that this comment is made for comedic purposes only but i can't stand when people say i can't breathe
The guard looks like he's been waiting in the shadows for hours, just waiting for someone to steal something. He fell asleep before he saw the Khajit steal something, but woke up when he heard "Stop! Thief!" Also, I'm pretty sure there were other guards in a seperate room that were yelling at him too. I doubt that one guard could be emitting that much dialogue at once.
@allright715 No - it's bugged bound armour: What you do is, damage the bound armour, repair it, drop it and wait for the timer to run out and then the bound armour stays permanently.
Steals food, summons guard. Said guard gets posesed by the spirits of 100 slain guards to defeat the evil thief, thrashes about and kills the wrong person -How are you? -Not bad
"YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME, ALL FLESH AND NO FURY" I have never heard this vocal line in game before until I heard it in this video and I've been playing since release.
I started dying of laughter in so many parts of this video. First when the food starts flying like confetti. Second, when he has a snack. Third, when the soldier just keeps hitting at the air. Oblivion at its finest.
What a perfect storm of a video, from the Khajit sneaking for no reason, sending food flying, the guard being stuck in front of the table while his dialogue overlaps, and then the casual conversation at the end
When the Imperial Guard has severe multiple personality disorder but all the personalities are Imperial Guard.
SweetDick Willie kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Best comment
😂
a shudsahfusdhfusdghdfuhgudfhg omfg this is too much
Fry “let me guess he thinks he’s Lincoln.”
Robot “well yeah he’s supposed to, problem is he’s got multiple personality disorder... all of them Lincoln”
I'm surprised that nobody in the comments section mentioned the explosion of plates and cutlery that happened when our dear Kahjiit was sitting at the table. Stuff like that always gets me.
MisterDutch93 I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT THAT MENTIONED IT! XD
I used to just find running around castle dining halls and kicking food and cutlery ALL over the place in explosive spasms of force an absolute hoot
93 people were looking for someone to comment about that
Shit like that happened to me in Skyrim, i used to sit in chairs in some Inns and shit blowed or sometimes i entered the inns and everything were flying
That's the only thing that I found funny. And the dialogue at the end of course, but not that much as that scene. lol
He embodies the spirits of 10 whole guards that each take turn yelling threats.
Hate to be that guy but he is in the barracks area which means there are probably guards in the quarters behind the doors yelling these things in their sleep
That guard was there because that is his skooma dealer and just inhaled a fist-sized khajit blow.
Miltipersonality syndrom guard
WOW just because hes a khajiit right? You fucking Nord racist thats what happens when you let all these goddamn barbaric Nords into Cyrodil they do racist shit like this! Fuck all Nords!
_-George Washington 1789_
They probably talk while they are lying down in bed.
*kills a man*
" How are you?"
" Not bad."
Ted Bundy in nutshell :D
I ruined ur perfect 505th like streak
a real psychopath for sure
"They say that when you murder somebody the Dark Brotherhood comes to you in your sleep."
I've been better
I love how he steals even more to piss off the guard
DDDDIIIIIIEEEEE AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH
lmao
"YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS"
PAY THA FINE!!!
I do that every time.
The best part is when he steals something again and the guard gets even more pissed off
That had me dying
I'm the like 1 thosen
HE NOW HAS WINE AND HAM! HE'S AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
Lol
"Do your worst!"
steals again
"How dare you?!"
Lol
Me : uh what are you doing
Guard im attacking you
Me: your attacking a table
@@moedeluca4715 XD every NPC ever
Guard: STAY WHAKDNDKBSUABSKSBXJDKSMSJXNZLDKSNDYSKSLDKDJjsjdj PAY THE FINE!!
Khajits are usually sneaky and stealthy. First 5 seconds in, a Khajit sits down and 4 loaves of bread fly halfway across the room
Cats may be sneaky and stealthy, but they also can't resist knocking things off tables
🤣🤣🤣
@@TenshiCat XD
"I've fPaythefine!ought mudcrabs moreStop! fearsome than yoPaythefine!"
-imperial guard
I can’t stop laughing
This might be the only time quoting the video in the comments is actually worth doing.
XD
I love you
Ngl I heard “I fuck mudcrabs more fiercer than you”
That Khajit is like that kid at school that convinces you to join him in something bad and immediately calls the teacher on you.
Khajit thief-hypocrite
"How are you?"
"Not bad."
David Prochazka i've been better
KnewOne i hope things get better
Milek bye
KnewOne Goodbye
Szymon Kisielewski it's you, hi.
1 gold bounty? "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
All the blood
I feel like the guard should've given the player a paper cut and said "TRANSACTION COMPLETE"
Ikr lmao
PAY THE FINE!
In Oblivion a bottle of human blood has no value, you can sell it for 0 Septims, so plot twist: The guards are Mitic Dawn agent that just want to kill you so you can't save Martin.
Or maybe the guards are "badly programmed", who knows
* Calmly sits on bench *
" *YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME. ALL FLESH AND NO FURY!* "
*flash
*flesh
Fur*
MitiGames Pro *Foreskin
*furry
The end after he kills him "how are you?" that part killed me
I'm the first one to comment on your comment 🗿
@@trulyamomenta year later
@@Fomnh 💀💀
“Not bad”
Same! _😂_
Dude, those Oblivion guards are f*cking savage, those insults, that fierce anger in his voice. Skyrim guard are nowhere close to these guys.
Oblivion taunt: "This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH"
Skyrim taunt: "Son of a..."
"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?"
1:13 that "getting tired?" was perfect
elf be like "well I didn't want to sit anyway, screw you"
AAHHH!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME DOWN!
*OOF!*
I got arrested for stealing a flower. I love oblivion.
In Syrim I got a bounty because I zapped a chicken with a lightning spell. Didn't realize that was illegal at the time.
Sure. Of course technically I didn’t steal it. I fried it up pretty good though. It would have made a tasty meal.
That lost oxygen could cost someone their LIFE down the line!
You're lucky, I got killed for it!
@@Arvel_The_Swit ikr
HURRRBLERLLLGBRBEBR
The most fearsome war cry throughout the ages, all tremble when this mighty cry falls upon their ears
He is fearsome among murlocs.
haHAAAH!
🤣Ever since i played this game as a teen, that one war cry has stuck with me all these years
1:16 ?
@@Laughingcoyote1213 That and the dumb HAHAH!
The voice acting in this game is incredible. This man really just said:
- “You should have paid the fine!”
- “You elves are all the same, all flesh, no fury!”
- “DIE!”
- “This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!”
- “I’ve fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!”
All at once. That takes some skill.
all flash* and no fury. just another way of saying all bark and no bite.
@@r.r.r.r.r.r.r.right my mistake.
"It just works." -Hodd Toward
Surprised this isn’t top comment lol
Toward what ?
@@ahypernova Toward Deez Nutz
@@martinseptim1833 Martin? I thought you sacrificed your self to save the Imperial City and quite possibly the entire continent of Tamriel.
@@martinseptim1833 Touche.
An actual presentation of me fighting with a bug in my room
*finally kills it*
"How are you?"
*pay the fine!*
YOU BUGS ARE ALL THE SAME. ALL FLESH AND NO FURY!
Willy:D You, too, huh? I thought it was just me!
PAY THE FINE
*Sits down* 'What's the matter? Getting tired?!'
Cheese Token hahah. This game has such a magical way of being self-aware.
He had perfect timing- and unlike most things this channel points out, it _makes sense_ in the moment in context.
I for one would love for that, or something like it, to be deliberately incorporated into future open-world role-playing games.
It'd be a subtle touch, sure, but it would help to make it immersive.
@@ryarod Wait for Cyberpunk2077.
Im pretty sure that khajit was seriously worried about the guard's mental condition at the end.
"How are you?"
“Not bad”
too big What is your profile pic? I need it for science. Don't ask what I'm testing.
HAHAHAHAH and that guard was like ""not bad"
Slagged Eagle
I've been better
0:14 Guard Rage: 10%
0:27 Guard Rage: 35%
0:35 Guard Rage: 48%
0:42 Guard Rage: 65%
0:53 Guard Rage: 82%
1:08 Guard Rage: 99%
1:32 Guard Rage: 0%
Most underrated comment
Im dead XD
Youre a saint
Mob Psycho
Nice!
I love how the guard just materializes in front of the door and sprints towards the player character immediately after he touches the beer bottle
*sniff sniff* "I SENSE A DISTURBANCE INJUSTICE.." *immediately teleports to the scene of the crime*
*_"STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW."_*
*killed a guy in daedric armor just because he didn't want to pay 1 coin*
-How are you?
-Not bad :)
Oh-hi Mark
Deadmanstands Hey Billy
@@keiztrat9109 that hurt
Deceased Ah, don’t move a muscle
It was bound armour, not daedric.
Khajit sits down to eat.
*KICKS THE FOOD ALL OVER THE ROOM*
Well, they are cats.
reminds me of my cat. when he's done eating, his food is all over the kitchen. also, on the walls.
y e e t
Sounds like a legitimate cat to me....
such is the way of the khajiit. from a young age we learn to furiously throw our food.
I love how the guard just comes running at the speed of light when he hears someone yell "thief". Oblivion guards the true heroes we need.
For real though, it looked like the guard just manifested into reality
Yeah, but they also have a hard time understanding physics and take forever to go around a table
Until they accidentally hit a civilian, and then the civilian hits back, causing the entire town the rupture into a massive brawl with the entire town murdered by guards
@@musicsheep9816 We used to abuse the same logic in GTA Online by getting 4-5 star wanted level and leading the cops toward other players. It was usually guaranteed that either they'd side-swipe a cop car or vice versa and suddenly get 2 stars with 5 stars' worth of police attacking them.
His choice menu tells you that the only option he has always selected is "resist arrest"
Imagine he didnt have enough gold
The Khajiit really asked the guard “how are you?” Because he genuinely concerned with the guard’s mental health.
This game has aged *BEAUTIFULLY*
You say?
The AI sure did, just as stupidly funny as it was back then...
I've heard others say the same.
Heard any news from the other provinces?
Nothing I'd like to talk about.
*Sits down*
What's the matter? GETTING TIRED?
Mood
-yawns- yeah, now that you mention it... -falls asleep-
My brotter
😂
He's the most feared among all guards.
Knorkrax stop following me
The guards fear him.
thats the HE they talked about in the skyrim theme
"He's the most feared among all guards"
*666 likes*
Uhh..o.o
In their tongue, he's "Faas Dein":
Fearsome Guard!
"HURRRRRR HRRRRRRRURRRRRR!"
I love how the khajiit is watching the mace swinging around like an actual cat
0:36 when he shifts the camera up to where the audio is coming from and it's coming from the ceiling but the guard is right in front him 😅 his subtleness got me haha
"How are you?"
"Not bad..."
*They ask you how you are and you're fine but you're not really fine*
You’re not fine because the guy you just killed refused to pay the fine.
Katy perry meme lmao
Psychological assistance
@@georgerockwell149 :DD
“SHOULD HAVE PAYED THE FINE!”
Khajiit steals: "Take it. It's worthless to me anyway."
Altmer steals: *YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS*
1kth like
This week on Guards of Oblivion.
The1WhoKnocks it does, doesn't it? I'd watch it
Laura James sounds like Skyrim (COPS)
Cyrodiil (COPS)
Guards of Cyrodiil.
Laura James to
“Stay away”
“HURLURLUR”
That noise always gets me 😂
Love how the other guy ask him "how are you?" after the deed to check on the guard´s feelings and support him
Guard upstairs yells out of sheer osmosis of a perceived theft.
1 year later and this is still my favourite comment
@@PhilosophyofElivagar Jesus, how often do you revisit this thread? Also, the comment under discussion doesn't make any sense. The guard upstairs, hearing commotion & cries of thievery below, helped raise the alarm; how is this simple, predictable act a result of "osmosis"? If you, a cop in Room A, hear a fellow officer in Room B shouting _burglar,_ & you echo him in hopes of alerting Room C, do we have "osmosis" to thank for it? Or are you just reacting on gut instinct or training?
As a longtime educator devoted to lighting the fire of self-improvement in racially diverse students from all walk of life, I hope that 1) you'll consider reading a book or two & revisiting _them_ for enlightenment every year instead of . . . whatever this is; & 2) that you'll learn the definition, etymology, & proper usage of "osmosis." Is that really too much to ask? Your children, if you have any, will thank you for it, as will your partner; & even if you remain childless & single, at the end of the day you'll thank yourself.
I believe I can anticipate your next question: what's in it for me? Well, to be perfectly honest, I win either way, seeing as how this thankfulness -- whether it burns in one heart or many -- is due in large part to my selflessness. This makes me feel downright heroic, & inspires me to keep fighting a good fight even when the going gets tough. So let me just say in advance, _you're welcome, my friend;_ & may you share what you've learned here today with others, thus continuing my legacy :)
@@J29-u8u I revisit it enough to reply to your smart ass 3 months later - also I resent your implication that I’m uneducated, I’m graduating this year with a 1st in History and English and starting my Masters soon - I probably read more than you sleep.
Anyways, it’s a joke lmao. Take your ‘enlightened’ ass to r/iamsmart, I’d be thankful for that
@@J29-u8u
Who the hell pissed in your cheerios?
@@J29-u8u shut up douchebag
The funniest thing about this video to me was whatever the hell happened at the beginning with the food flying
4
don't you care that khajit stole something before he sit down? :D
Right!?
I agree!
@@dmitry318 And then Twisted Sistered the contents of the table in the air like an anarchist.
I love that outrage you can hear each time you pick something up...
I love how his *GETTING TIRED?!* is synced with you sitting down and how he screams *HAHA* and then finally hits you like he's finally figured out that going round the table is the secret to victory
0:32 The thing I find crazy is that he's actually programed to repeatedly swing like 15 times before adjusting his position and running to you at a new angle. Bad or good code should still have it so he either swings forever like that, or changes position after just a few swings.
Well. At least my light and heavy armor skills increased.
That poor elf was just being a nice person, picking up after the khajiit who dropped all his stuff, but casual racism turned this into another senseless death. Smh
Yup so much racism smh.
CNN be like
@@chancedavis6216 stfu you anti-fact
Daddy Vladdy facts
@@farhanrizkiahnafa7404 CNN uses facts?
Man that candle really is a dirty thief.....
Not bad
You're great
I take it you watch this channel too
Y u no have check mark?
I love how the guard is more upset about the theft than the Khajiit owner.
0:17 Look at the bags around this guys eyes.
Here is a guard that never blinks; never winks at injustice.
How are you
N O T B A D
“How are you”
“Not bad”
I can’t breathe
Lol
@@Q8Duelist lol
I've been better
you can otherwise you'd be dead (i know it is supposed to be a metaphor used for expressing feelings and that this comment is made for comedic purposes only but i can't stand when people say i can't breathe
@@canoe6421 Really Cliff?
"You elves are all the same!"
"Well, you *voice actors* are all the same!"
WORDS HURT YOU KNOW!
I mean you are not wrong
Sad guard noises
Thank you kind sir!
Please don't make DID jokes.
Sincerely, someone who actually has the disorder.
Palpatine: I am all the Sith
Rey: I am all the Jedi
Imperial Guard: I am all the Legion!
The guard looks like he's been waiting in the shadows for hours, just waiting for someone to steal something. He fell asleep before he saw the Khajit steal something, but woke up when he heard "Stop! Thief!"
Also, I'm pretty sure there were other guards in a seperate room that were yelling at him too. I doubt that one guard could be emitting that much dialogue at once.
Yes there were other guards, he is in the guard barracks
I like the "What's the matter, getting tired?!" As your character sits down.
Yes, I am tired actually.
I'm in love with how enthusiastic all the Imperial voice actors are
All one of them.
Sure is great to be a part of the Wes Johnson collective
"What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?"
Hilarity ensues
nothing I'd like to talk about.
Ikr
Jaguar: Stop Thief!
Literally 2 minutes later
Jaguar: Your money or your life
“You’re smarter than you look.”
@@Howlingburd19 “Take it, it’s useless to me anyway.”
@@queencat2096 *looks back, wondering if he made the right choice*
Jaguar?!?!
@@nowasfalsebanned2769 khajiit
*Flails mace 1 inch from face*
"Stay away!"
How about you step away, Khajiit?
>Wearing full Dedric Armor
>Your Light Armor skill increased
That's cause it's bound armor.
THAT DIRTY CHEATER!
@allright715 No - it's bugged bound armour:
What you do is, damage the bound armour, repair it, drop it and wait for the timer to run out and then the bound armour stays permanently.
I love how as you steal more things the guards shout even louder.
*Guard kills a man*
*the very next split second*
Khajiit: How are you? c:
Guard: Not bad...
Such a bootlicker
These guards were always more intimidating than Skyrims guards.
I love the way the guard just walks out of the shadows like he has been there the hole time waiting for you to steal something.
How deliciously evil to steal more stuff whilst the guard is stuck on the candle stick
0:05
I'll just go ahead and have a seat here at the 'ol table......
_entire content of tabletop explodes_
Steals food, summons guard. Said guard gets posesed by the spirits of 100 slain guards to defeat the evil thief, thrashes about and kills the wrong person
-How are you?
-Not bad
Wait what am I missing, how did he get the wrong guy?
@@Lunevia-LetJungCook oblivion AI is like that lol
@@kensebego199 no I mean, I thought the guard killed the OP cuz the OP stole from the table, unless the other guy was actually the one who stole stuff
"You wouldn't be so brave, if you didn't have that completely stationary table to protect you!!!"
You: sitting peacefully whist the guard wildly swings his weapon at you across the table
The guard: ha, getting tired?!
Tricky Khajiit behaves as if he has always lived here. It worked well
"YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME, ALL FLESH AND NO FURY" I have never heard this vocal line in game before until I heard it in this video and I've been playing since release.
Never played as elf then
Fuck off and enjoy the game then
*Your Light Armor skill increased*
and life decreased.
*Your Heavy Armor skill increased*
"You elves are all the same, all flesh and no fury"
*200 years later*
"Oh..."
The way the khajit's head follows the mace back and forth reminds me so much of every cat I've ever lived with
*"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"*
"brain path-finding glitched"
These uploads are always a high point in my day.
Grendel’s arm then I suppose your days are generally just as boring as mine.
Pwn3dByPhysics lol yeah
Grendel’s arm any idea to make our days less boring?
I've heard the Fighters Guild is looking for new members.
Eagle I’ve heard others say the same
0:12 I like how immediately when he picks up the thing, a guard *FLIES* Into the room
That was the jailer, too. He abandoned the jail to come and yell at you for taking a beer.
@1:25 Wearing Daedric armor... Your light armor skill has increased..
HRRRRR! HRRRUURRRURRR
YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME
indubitably
your username
...your profile pic...
zaya ever read junji ito?
dronite001 ahhh that's where it's from lmao ofc and nah but I've seen their work
What a strange series of events
meh, a regular day in Cyrodiil.
Another skooma filled day.
Kahjit: "How are you?
Guard: "I've been better"
NPC steals: *Guard sleeps*
Player steals: "Stop right there criminal scum, pay with your blood, nobody steals on my watch!"
sits down
"getting tired!?"
i love how all the 10 guards get mad and yell at you when you just pick a piece of food on the table
1:00 "Stay away!"
Can we just appreciate how he tries to attack you from 5 miles away?
Guard: *already triggered
Player: *steals more
Guard: * *T R I G G E R E D*
I started dying of laughter in so many parts of this video. First when the food starts flying like confetti. Second, when he has a snack. Third, when the soldier just keeps hitting at the air. Oblivion at its finest.
This is the greatest channel in existence.
*Khajit:* "Be very quiet. Khajit has to be very stealthy." *successively steals an alcohol* "F*ck this." *smacks everything off the table*
Only 6 likes huh
"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"
- No, thanks, my pockets aren't full yet
The part I love about the guards is how they constantly growl and laugh
1:02 Hurrlurlrulurlugh!
I always liked that one
Who goes there?
Hraagh! Ough! HMM.
Aah! Oh my goodness. Excuse me, are you alright?
jomo999 I've fought *OOOUGH!* mud crabs more fearsome than you!
I have much fun and laughing when i play Oblivion, but your videos are still the best :D
"*Sits on bench*"
"GETTING TIRED?!"
0:36
"All flesh and no fury."
"AAARRGH!"
“YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS HURLULUL”
What a perfect storm of a video, from the Khajit sneaking for no reason, sending food flying, the guard being stuck in front of the table while his dialogue overlaps, and then the casual conversation at the end
Legend says the guard is still waving the evil spirits away to this day. The hero we didn't we need, and do not deserve.