Once I had a Dark Brotherhood mission, where the secondary objective was to not kill any guards. I succeeded in killing the target, but was spotted on the way out. I ran for the hills and escaped by swimming across a large river. But I failed the secondary objective, because the guard chasing me drowned while in pursuit.
+The Act Man Well, I never expected to see you here. I've watched some of your Halo content, and disagreed with a lot of your opinions regarding the franchise
Your girlfriend calls you citizen when she's having her period? She might be an oblivion guard in disguise, careful! Better don't lift anything infront of her.
Default greeting for guards. Influence-based goodbye comment for Imperials. They didn't really think about how those two would connect, although I can't blame them. There is just so much dialogue.
The best guard experience I've seen wasn't me, but that one guy who had an imperial guard follow him to oblivion and started to drown in lava but still attempted to arrest the guy.
Jacob Gray I had many guards chase me in Oblivion. I had just stabbed a random Argonian in Imperial city for my vampire cure that required argonian blood. Then I ran to a Gate to avoid guards and get the required bloodgrass. 5-6 guards came with me and cleared the place of all Daedra, outside of the main tower of the area. It was intense
@@someguy6168 because you have your english all wrong. Scrum is spelled scrum but prenounced scum because the R is silent. Just kidding its completly pronounced as scrum as well you fell for it.
Well now... What do WE have here? Caught in the act no money to pay the number 9's large?I'm confiscating your stolen number 6's with extra dip. Now it's off to C.R.A.S.H. with you!
Thousands of years from now when all life on Earth is extinguished and all that remains will be ruins, Aliens will come to Earth and find games like this in sealed vaults that were made to contain our history and mankind's legacy. The Aliens will inspect the NPCs behavior and have their answer as to why mankind became extinct.
@@bangthehankers1985 The player models were absolutely horrific, even for the time. Pretty insane to think that less than 2 years later, Crysis came out.
This game came out before the PS3 even did so I'm sure they were very limited with what they could do. They probably started designing it several years before that too.
Why Won't you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD me wtf he just moved a mop that was in his way lol Skyrim kill a chicken pay with you're life oblivion, do anything and you are fucked those guards are ruthless.
Apparently, the guy who wrote and performed the music, Jeremy Soule, said that he heard the music in his head whilst he was in a coma after being in a car crash.
The worst is when you’re just robbing a house and everything’s all quiet and all of a sudden the camera zooms in on a guard’s face and they scream at the top of their lungs “STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM” I definitely credit Oblivion’s zooming in on characters as the reason I’ll probably die at 40 from heart disease
the weirdest glitch I had was years ago on the ps3. I killed a guard and tried to resurrect him with that staff from the mages guild quest.then all the sudden he starts talking with those black eyes and said the stop! you violated the law line. I really pissed my pants then.
For me the guard never stopped the rising animation and his limp body kept turning again and again slowly rising into the air speaking with now almost divine authority as he rose endlessly until eventually disappearing into the sky when i finally told him Fuck you (Resist Arrest) and I shit you not his body didn't fall like everything else in the game it fucking SLAMMED into the ground with spastic ragdolling into the floor with that thumping impact noise was just spammed as he ragdolled. ....I don't even remember what happened next but I think that's simply because what proceeded was so horrifying my mind had no choice but to repress the memory in some dark dank recess of my mind where it would no longer haunt me.. or everything after that was just so boring by comparison I couldn't be bothered xD
I once broke into a someones house in the Imperial City, got in and out undetected, went to Bruma and by the city gates an Imperial City guards comes out of nowhere and arrests me. I love Oblivion.
wu1ming9shi this is why i prefer skyrim guards :D i dont understand why people prefer oblivion guards, getting arrested just because you pick up an object is just annoying. Yes i know it is fun and all but repeatedly annoying, i just want to tidy up the place because i accidentally knocked some item to the floor while walking, like that damn broom for example
yeah, been playing it again (with OOO and a leveling overhaul akin that of skyrim, you know, you do that stuff enough you raise a level etc.). Though it is 10X more difficult just on normal alone lol. Anyway i was in chorrol castle for that varla stone. I simply wnted to move it out of the way so that i could steal it later on again when the coast was clear, but nope! XD
The thing that makes Oblivion guards more appealing isn't their reactions to crime, but their honorable personalities. They have such a welcoming protect and serve attitude. You'll find them patrolling the roads and they're quick to help you if danger pops up and they're near. Or you pass them in the city and they let you know to come to them if you need anything. Then you get Skyrim guards who are just dicks. Making snarky comments at you as you walk by. Not saying I hate Skyrim or anything either. I love both games for different reasons.
yeah, the skyrim guys feel more like a quickly cobbled together farmer militia than actual soldiers that underwent a lot of training to belong to that army.
@@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 God isn't tired of no one's existence. God loves us and wants us to be saved, if he didn't he wouldn't sent Jesus to save us, he's our only way to Heaven and to have salvation (Romans 5) you do have a choice just like anyone else, however still God tells all sinners to repent and that they are commanded over and over to “repent” and “believe” (Matthew 3:2; 4:17; Acts 3:19; 1 John 3:23). Jesus said in Luke 5:32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. Every call to repent is a call to choose. The command to believe assumes that the hearer can choose to obey the command. Jesus wants to save people because he loves them, he doesn't want to see anyone perish. 2 Peter 3:9 (KJV) The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. I pray you'll find Jesus one day and be saved🙏🏼 God bless.
In imp infested riuns, covering in fear in some corner as i have no health or mana left, (atronach sign) And suddenly i hear fight, all the imps are dead, and I hear th powerfull voice bellow: "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!"
There is something so soul-filling about walking around in any elder scrolls game (okay maybe just morrowing/oblivion/ maybe skyrim) .. The music and sense of wonder are done so well
Once I had a Dark Brotherhood mission, where the secondary objective was to not kill any guards. I succeeded in killing the target, but was spotted on the way out. I ran for the hills and escaped by swimming across a large river. But I failed the secondary objective, because the guard chasing me drowned while in pursuit.
deltahalo241 beautiful
deltahalo241 I feel so bad for you
+The Dabbing Demon
Well, it's to be expected when someone tries to swim in full plate armour
Holy shit, dude! The same thing happened to me!! I was running away and I got a journal update that said a guard had died
+The Act Man
Well, I never expected to see you here. I've watched some of your Halo content, and disagreed with a lot of your opinions regarding the franchise
Cyrodiil Guards, the ones who chase you to the Oblivion and back just to confiscate a stolen apple
Imagine if real police were as dedicated as Oblivion guards, no crime would be unsolved!
And kill random civilian with there bows on accident of course
You gotta give it to them. They put some real dedication into their job
The full might of the empire
Or to catch that guy that tried to steal an apple.
"Speak, citizen."
"..."
"Stop talking."
ó_Ò
Your girlfriend calls you citizen when she's having her period?
She might be an oblivion guard in disguise, careful! Better don't lift anything infront of her.
Default greeting for guards.
Influence-based goodbye comment for Imperials.
They didn't really think about how those two would connect, although I can't blame them. There is just so much dialogue.
Vileste You're cute :3
+
Vileste bigots in a nutshell
@@swagit lmfao
90% of the fun in Oblivion comes from having level 90 in Athletics and Acrobatics.
one time i was just jumping around shooting people with arrows
the guards didn't catch me once
and i massacred an entire town
ah good times
Possumlove So you want to be permakilled after being struck (undefended) by a weapon?
Sounds like fun alright. :D
Xander Pfft that's biring as shit. Real fun is casting a spell that sets everyone in a frenzy and just watch the chaos that ensues.
Possumlove it's a game. If you want realism live life
And sneak 😂
4:42 the god of all oblivion guards has appeared right before your very eyes
kek 4:40 the guard called it
xDDD
its the 10th divine
By god, there's a psychopath on the loose!
Striped Jacket Kid 9th you heratic
*teleports behind you*
_sToP rIgHt ThErE cRiMiNaL sCuM_
Nani?!
@@slowho5489 personnel*
(why do people keep making the same mistake)
@@ZorroCeleste1 Personnel are people who work somewhere, like employees, staff, etc.
@@MinorBlackout sorry dude, but r/wooosh
ChaotiX no u
Athletics skill: 86
Guard avoidance skill: 100000
I will never understand why the hero of Kvatch should bother to save Cyrodill while the guards are so damn efficient...
in elder scrolls 6 you play as a castle guard
the playthrough will be very short then
Striped Jacket Kid no you will have no character creation and you’ll be that foreign cat guy from that storyline that has that queen girl in ESO
Wrong. You play as Fargoth and his search for his stolen rings.
No, you play as scale duck
"Hey! Put that back!"
*puts it back*
"Break the law on my watch, will ya?"
The best guard experience I've seen wasn't me, but that one guy who had an imperial guard follow him to oblivion and started to drown in lava but still attempted to arrest the guy.
Jacob Gray That's the most dedicated guard I have ever seen
Jacob Gray I had many guards chase me in Oblivion. I had just stabbed a random Argonian in Imperial city for my vampire cure that required argonian blood. Then I ran to a Gate to avoid guards and get the required bloodgrass. 5-6 guards came with me and cleared the place of all Daedra, outside of the main tower of the area. It was intense
once A guard followd me in dungeon helped me to kill some monsters and then tried to arrest me. I still ran away ... (Felt like an asshole deed)
[] Nickh 14369 [] You didn't kill the prisoner, duh
[] Nickh 14369 [] hey man oblivion players only
Oblivion guards have the AI of the Terminator. They never ever stop
And they stay on script!
And they will be back!
Hasta la Vista baby
They never STOP! You violated the law!
*Moves a basket in a cabin in the middle of the woods* *Guard in Bravil which is clear across the map* "My Scrum senses are tingling"
@@tarponpet *scrum.
@@BigDave18
Why is it scrum, when the guards clearly say scum???
*slightly moves basket in the middle of nowhere*
Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
@@someguy6168 because you have your english all wrong. Scrum is spelled scrum but prenounced scum because the R is silent. Just kidding its completly pronounced as scrum as well you fell for it.
*Guard chases you across the map.*
*Runs to a giant tower in Oblivion.* *Guard pops out of the floor:* STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
Lucien Lachance punctuation.
Lucien Lachance
You violated my wife!
Thor's Hammer You violated my mother!
Gaste r
0:57 That startled reaction always gets me.
STAWP!
The guards are seriously terrifying sometimes lol
@@glowcloudwheatproducts495 Especially when they come out of nowhere and sometimes chase you around the province.
Sounds like the "you've been gnomed" meme
When you’re sneaking inside a house very quietly and a guard pops out of know where and shouts in your face “Stop right there!”
Tries to pick up broom that he accidentally knocked over. "THIEF"
And at 4:20 he's like "nu-uh, not falling for that one again!"
4:42 When i find another Oblivion video
*_C R O I S S A N T._*
Well now what do we have here
@@samsum4525 isn't the person who made us upset by not making another sequel to ,,Make your time"?
Well now... What do WE have here? Caught in the act no money to pay the number 9's large?I'm confiscating your stolen number 6's with extra dip. Now it's off to C.R.A.S.H. with you!
@@streamersusiesubscribe6569 *resist to arrest*
Its amazing how much emotion you can feel in those frantic mouse movements.
0:08 Me dodging social responsibilities in college
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
hahaha
Secunda LOL
you did a poor job considering when you posted this comment you interacted socially with other people
Well he did say college. I also avoid social interaction but only with people irl otherwise I'm pretty vocal online xD
2:46 when you walk into a room and forget what you wanted in the first place
🤣🤣
3:10
This is so me🤣🤣.
4:43 If a giant flying head in the sky tried to arrest me, I'd probably give in.
It was The Daedric Prince of Guards himself
Forgive me father!
@@ciner141 It was hermaguardeus mora
2:00 What you see
1:01 What she sees
LekaLeksa hawt
Keith Foester ahhh... ugghh... i fucked mudcrabs more fierce than youARGHHHHHHH
I laughed for a good minute.
LekaLeksa I
BY THE NINE DIVINES ASS ALT ASS ALT
Breaking immersion in Oblivion is so easy and yet it never gets old...
MrCantStopTheRobot and people say oblivion is the most emersive elder scrolls game
This is why Oblivion is good.
ancient122 I've never played and it looks so well done.. graphics need to be up to date but I'm missing out on something good
Better than Skyrim in my opinion
Call me Brad In some aspects yes,but in others nah
use cinematic enb, natural faces mod, and some texture packs then you should be good =) please try this game out. retro gaming ftw
Morrowind is the best, but Oblivion is amazing too. Skyrim is decent
0:48 the guard looks tired af from all the running
kek they're all tired lmao
WHAT'S THE MATTER? GETTING TIRED???? Because i sure am....
I see you also play like a cracked out jumping bean
max speed and agility my dude
Striped Jacket Kid it's the only way to play
its a meme
Striped Jacket Kid you dip
ASSULT ASSSULT
Thousands of years from now when all life on Earth is extinguished and all that remains will be ruins, Aliens will come to Earth and find games like this in sealed vaults that were made to contain our history and mankind's legacy. The Aliens will inspect the NPCs behavior and have their answer as to why mankind became extinct.
They will also be highly confused about the headshape of humans.
They will take the games and then a guard will appear saying:
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM ,NO ONE VIOLATES THE LAW ON MY WATCH
@@Elenrai Nice smash bros pfp
@the Shadow
*cough* *cough*
Ummm wrong game buddy, that's too far in the future.
@the Shadow
*Runs and hides in a corner*
THIEF! Guards! GUARDS!!! HELP!
I remember I thought this was the pinnacle of graphics.
I thought it was pretty mediocre at the time. The large environments were great though. Full immersion.
@@bangthehankers1985 The player models were absolutely horrific, even for the time. Pretty insane to think that less than 2 years later, Crysis came out.
It still is.
The armor suits are still impressive. Volumetric, good lighting, also the detail level is something that even Skyrim couldn't reproduce so far.
This game came out before the PS3 even did so I'm sure they were very limited with what they could do. They probably started designing it several years before that too.
How dare you steal from me! *sits down and starts reading*
1:19 That is the act of running away in terror.
crime doesnt pay kids
Nah, we just refuse to pay for our crimes.
Daughtera_ God Then pay with your blood!!!
"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
Okay.
*Cuts arm*
Here you go! One blood donation!
Why Won't you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD me wtf he just moved a mop that was in his way lol Skyrim kill a chicken pay with you're life oblivion, do anything and you are fucked those guards are ruthless.
I would rather die than go to jail!
Almost forgot how beautiful the music in Oblivion is..
Apparently, the guy who wrote and performed the music, Jeremy Soule, said that he heard the music in his head whilst he was in a coma after being in a car crash.
@@evilscotsman9962 maybe it is gods voice
Ya, gives oblivion such a nice atmosphere. Very relaxing game
Fairy Dust y'know aside from the guards literally teleporting everywhere to hunt you down because you picked up an apple.
Shame it's wasted on such a buggy game
Speak, citizen.
...
Stop talking...
THEN YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
pretty much sums up any interaction with a door salesman
this world is so beautiful
yes
This only makes me love Oblivion even more.
Igbir I like it because I can create custom spells
3:43 IM CRYING OMG OPENS THE DOOR AND THERE HE IS RUNNING AT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT
Just moves broom out of the way
"You treacherous little filcher, how dare you steal from me"
The way the player immediately nopes out is hilarious
The best part is when he closes the gate and immediately 4 guards bash in at the same time :D
brEaK tHe LaW oN mY waTCh, wiLL yA?
StOp, yoU viOlatED mY seArcH hiSTOry
4:40
*Teleports behind*
"Nothing personal, kid."
fucking made me laugh out loud haha
The worst is when you’re just robbing a house and everything’s all quiet and all of a sudden the camera zooms in on a guard’s face and they scream at the top of their lungs “STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM” I definitely credit Oblivion’s zooming in on characters as the reason I’ll probably die at 40 from heart disease
Skyrim Security Virgins vs Chad Oblivion Forces
*Skyrim guards:* wait, I know you...
*Oblivion guards: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM*
So much for Nord justice...
HAAAIIIII YAAII FORRRCESSS
Both are a bunch of morons
I mean give the skyrim guards some credit, I had a solitude guard chase me to riften
04:41 "By the Nine Divines"
04:42 "Well, now...what do we have _here?_ "
When you can't kill a sleeping person in stealth mode with one hit - Oblivion.
the weirdest glitch I had was years ago on the ps3. I killed a guard and tried to resurrect him with that staff from the mages guild quest.then all the sudden he starts talking with those black eyes and said the stop! you violated the law line. I really pissed my pants then.
For me the guard never stopped the rising animation and his limp body kept turning again and again slowly rising into the air speaking with now almost divine authority as he rose endlessly until eventually disappearing into the sky when i finally told him Fuck you (Resist Arrest) and I shit you not his body didn't fall like everything else in the game it fucking SLAMMED into the ground with spastic ragdolling into the floor with that thumping impact noise was just spammed as he ragdolled.
....I don't even remember what happened next but I think that's simply because what proceeded was so horrifying my mind had no choice but to repress the memory in some dark dank recess of my mind where it would no longer haunt me.. or everything after that was just so boring by comparison I couldn't be bothered xD
PhyreI3ird aah the good old memories:) dont change bethdesda
PhyreI3ird That comment made me chuckle for like a minute; that's too funny
Nathan de keijzer omg why hasn't anyone talked about this I wanna try this but I don't wanna see his black ass eyes NOOO
Nice vegvisir
that first chase was intense af
Skyrim Guards: Only follow as far as the hold goes.
Oblivion Guards: WILL LITERALLY FOLLOW YOU TO OBLIVION AND BACK. (happened to me once)
0:23 knowing you can't see them but you know they're chasing you is anxiety inducing enough
0:55 that fucking squeal, no one ever expects the sliding guard
I once broke into a someones house in the Imperial City, got in and out undetected, went to Bruma and by the city gates an Imperial City guards comes out of nowhere and arrests me.
I love Oblivion.
*teleports behind you* "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
atlast in skyrim you still have a chance to PICK UP the damn object before you get arrested lol. XD
That sounds like Thief talk to me! Now off to Jail with you! Your stolen goods are now forfiet!
wu1ming9shi this is why i prefer skyrim guards :D i dont understand why people prefer oblivion guards, getting arrested just because you pick up an object is just annoying. Yes i know it is fun and all but repeatedly annoying, i just want to tidy up the place because i accidentally knocked some item to the floor while walking, like that damn broom for example
yeah, been playing it again (with OOO and a leveling overhaul akin that of skyrim, you know, you do that stuff enough you raise a level etc.). Though it is 10X more difficult just on normal alone lol. Anyway i was in chorrol castle for that varla stone. I simply wnted to move it out of the way so that i could steal it later on again when the coast was clear, but nope! XD
The thing that makes Oblivion guards more appealing isn't their reactions to crime, but their honorable personalities. They have such a welcoming protect and serve attitude. You'll find them patrolling the roads and they're quick to help you if danger pops up and they're near. Or you pass them in the city and they let you know to come to them if you need anything.
Then you get Skyrim guards who are just dicks. Making snarky comments at you as you walk by. Not saying I hate Skyrim or anything either. I love both games for different reasons.
yeah, the skyrim guys feel more like a quickly cobbled together farmer militia than actual soldiers that underwent a lot of training to belong to that army.
3:45 When you moved a brush and he's coming for you
Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
4:42 is my favorite guard quote. The way he says "Well now, what do we have here." Is such a great delievered line.
I agree
“No gold to pay your fine hmm?
*"somebody come quickly we've got a burglar"*
**walks away**
The moment you hear that chain mail rustling, you run for the hills xD
That moment when you realize nobody had beards in oblivion.
That's because we proud Imperials would never want to use that barbaric Nord fashion style. Where do you think this is? Skyrim?
sheogorath
Because Sheogorath killed all bearded people.
Must be the style of Cyrodiil
4:40
W H A T D O W E H A V E H E R E ?
God himself is tired of your existence
@@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 God isn't tired of no one's existence. God loves us and wants us to be saved, if he didn't he wouldn't sent Jesus to save us, he's our only way to Heaven and to have salvation (Romans 5) you do have a choice just like anyone else, however still God tells all sinners to repent and that they are commanded over and over to “repent” and “believe” (Matthew 3:2; 4:17; Acts 3:19; 1 John 3:23). Jesus said in Luke 5:32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. Every call to repent is a call to choose. The command to believe assumes that the hearer can choose to obey the command. Jesus wants to save people because he loves them, he doesn't want to see anyone perish. 2 Peter 3:9 (KJV) The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. I pray you'll find Jesus one day and be saved🙏🏼 God bless.
@@jesusfollowerswomenministries It was a joke ya fundie
@@jesusfollowerswomenministries it’s a joke dude chill out
This shits better than COPS
1:19 that AI pathfinding though
I can feel fear in those run patterns. You may not even realize it but you have fear of the guards past what you can imagine
4:55
*Resist jail*
Gaurd : THEN PAY!
Me : Ok here's the money.
Everyone gangsta until the oblivion guards come running
I remember playing oblivion as a kid and running away from guards was my favourite thing
4:40
"By the Nine Divines!"
[Nineth Divine appears]
*_And that's why religion's important, kids._*
0:57 WHUHW
the sound of imperial guard cock roughly inserted into treacherous little filcher mouth
hahaha tha fucking sound
*OOF*
@@Tyrell-d6o Lmao
2:17 “Then pay with your blood!” As the guard swings at nothing and then stands there
3:23, he knew the whole time, he just wanted to give you hope then break it when you think you've won.
3:23 When he runs to hide behind that desk like it'll work lmao
3:08 Keep absolutely still, their vision is based on movement.
The voice actor for the guards is a god damn hero.
STOP! You violated my mother.
GUAAARDS HEEELP!
I'm receiving an UNWANTED FELLATIO.
Let's get to bashing butts, as well as DEEZ NUTZ
1:27
Even the walls know you are a criminal
Once I went to Bruma to meet the countess, instead I found an Imperial Guard sitting on the throne. Also it was 2 am. I got spooked af at first.
when i was a kid that was one of the more scarier things growing up playing morrowind and oblivion, when you knew guards were after you
In imp infested riuns, covering in fear in some corner as i have no health or mana left, (atronach sign)
And suddenly i hear fight, all the imps are dead, and I hear th powerfull voice bellow:
"STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!"
04:40 the Guard Overlord has arrived.
Life is meaningless. This is our true salvation.
do you think god stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what he's created?
I'm just doing my job...
THE oblivion guard
Brian Lallement you're doing your best (:
I've fought mud crabs fiercer than you!
After all these years, I've actually never heard what they say when you don't have any gold.
There is something oddly menacing about their almost inhumane sprint towards you the instant a crime is commited.
I could feel your adrenaline rush from the first scene.
Ni ni in ni ni in ni ni in ni in ni
If Dagon stole a fork then the oblivion crisis would never have happened since all the guards would invade his realm to arrest him.
4:36 The god of all oblivion guards has come.
what i would do to be able to erase my memory on oblivion and have a fresh start to the game....
Oblivion could make a perfect horror game.
2:08 is when I oficially started gasping from laughter.
1:57 How's the air down there, Officer?
These guards can make a damn good horror movie if you let them. They’re so relentless
3:22 the panic in that moment was almost tangible
The guards in Skyrim are so nice by comparison, they just compliment your armor/weapon choice like every 5 seconds
00:48 lol the sad face of the guard
There is something so soul-filling about walking around in any elder scrolls game (okay maybe just morrowing/oblivion/ maybe skyrim) .. The music and sense of wonder are done so well
The music are so remarkable, gonna play oblivion again
I love how guards have the ability to stop all things around them. Even a falling player character
0:08 Me trying to escape Fortnite on every single site I visit
You wont get far away from it though.... its fucking everywhere.
At this point i believe its
Me: is born
Npc: stop! You have violated the law
3:55, you thought I was a normal citizen but no it was me THE GUARD.
Guard envelops your body
"Well now, what do we have here?"
i...i kinda want this game now. Theres something charming and funny about how corny everything is
Any updates?
did you play it?
I don't know if he did, but I bought it myself for the first time few days ago. Great experience, this game seriously didn't aged that badly.