Oblivion Guards

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.พ. 2017
  • STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! Nobody breaks the law on my watch. I'm confiscating your stolen goods. NOW PAY YOUR FINE Or its off to jail.
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  • @deltahalo241
    @deltahalo241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11173

    Once I had a Dark Brotherhood mission, where the secondary objective was to not kill any guards. I succeeded in killing the target, but was spotted on the way out. I ran for the hills and escaped by swimming across a large river. But I failed the secondary objective, because the guard chasing me drowned while in pursuit.

    • @ShadowKueken
      @ShadowKueken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

      deltahalo241 beautiful

    • @marxismleninismkanyeism6440
      @marxismleninismkanyeism6440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      deltahalo241 I feel so bad for you

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +950

      +The Dabbing Demon
      Well, it's to be expected when someone tries to swim in full plate armour

    • @TheActMan
      @TheActMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      Holy shit, dude! The same thing happened to me!! I was running away and I got a journal update that said a guard had died

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      +The Act Man
      Well, I never expected to see you here. I've watched some of your Halo content, and disagreed with a lot of your opinions regarding the franchise

  • @LadyIno
    @LadyIno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6660

    "Speak, citizen."
    "..."
    "Stop talking."
    ó_Ò

    • @LadyIno
      @LadyIno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      Your girlfriend calls you citizen when she's having her period?
      She might be an oblivion guard in disguise, careful! Better don't lift anything infront of her.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Default greeting for guards.
      Influence-based goodbye comment for Imperials.
      They didn't really think about how those two would connect, although I can't blame them. There is just so much dialogue.

    • @supa4ys843
      @supa4ys843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vileste You're cute :3

    • @agent-sz2qj
      @agent-sz2qj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +
      Vileste bigots in a nutshell

    • @agent-sz2qj
      @agent-sz2qj 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swagit lmfao

  • @garygrandy9443
    @garygrandy9443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4242

    Cyrodiil Guards, the ones who chase you to the Oblivion and back just to confiscate a stolen apple

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Imagine if real police were as dedicated as Oblivion guards, no crime would be unsolved!

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      And kill random civilian with there bows on accident of course

    • @Karmacide
      @Karmacide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      You gotta give it to them. They put some real dedication into their job

    • @Bigassboya
      @Bigassboya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The full might of the empire

    • @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786
      @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or to catch that guy that tried to steal an apple.

  • @ChaotiX1
    @ChaotiX1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4174

    *teleports behind you*
    _sToP rIgHt ThErE cRiMiNaL sCuM_

    • @HoryShiitMan
      @HoryShiitMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Nani?!

    • @ZorroCeleste1
      @ZorroCeleste1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@slowho5489 personnel*
      (why do people keep making the same mistake)

    • @MinorBlackout
      @MinorBlackout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ZorroCeleste1 Personnel are people who work somewhere, like employees, staff, etc.

    • @thereisen2776
      @thereisen2776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MinorBlackout sorry dude, but r/wooosh

    • @SansmansExe
      @SansmansExe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ChaotiX no u

  • @GPWfiles
    @GPWfiles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3504

    90% of the fun in Oblivion comes from having level 90 in Athletics and Acrobatics.

    • @xander2530
      @xander2530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      one time i was just jumping around shooting people with arrows
      the guards didn't catch me once
      and i massacred an entire town
      ah good times

    • @bloatedpotato
      @bloatedpotato 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Possumlove So you want to be permakilled after being struck (undefended) by a weapon?
      Sounds like fun alright. :D

    • @MercurialSpider
      @MercurialSpider 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Xander Pfft that's biring as shit. Real fun is casting a spell that sets everyone in a frenzy and just watch the chaos that ensues.

    • @TonyFontaine1988
      @TonyFontaine1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Possumlove it's a game. If you want realism live life

    • @FreedomsResNovae
      @FreedomsResNovae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And sneak 😂

  • @inactive1925
    @inactive1925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4125

    4:42 the god of all oblivion guards has appeared right before your very eyes

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +643

      kek 4:40 the guard called it

    • @neoheliosoffical
      @neoheliosoffical 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      xDDD

    • @StripedJacketKid
      @StripedJacketKid  6 ปีที่แล้ว +719

      its the 10th divine

    • @datboi5979
      @datboi5979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      By god, there's a psychopath on the loose!

    • @trash2958
      @trash2958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Striped Jacket Kid 9th you heratic

  • @OmbraEterea
    @OmbraEterea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3003

    I will never understand why the hero of Kvatch should bother to save Cyrodill while the guards are so damn efficient...

    • @StripedJacketKid
      @StripedJacketKid  6 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      in elder scrolls 6 you play as a castle guard

    • @OmbraEterea
      @OmbraEterea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      the playthrough will be very short then

    • @xx_b4rr3l_xx
      @xx_b4rr3l_xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Striped Jacket Kid no you will have no character creation and you’ll be that foreign cat guy from that storyline that has that queen girl in ESO

    • @CellsPerfect
      @CellsPerfect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wrong. You play as Fargoth and his search for his stolen rings.

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, you play as scale duck

  • @The_Wizard-Jester
    @The_Wizard-Jester 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1524

    The best guard experience I've seen wasn't me, but that one guy who had an imperial guard follow him to oblivion and started to drown in lava but still attempted to arrest the guy.

    • @Romb772
      @Romb772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Jacob Gray That's the most dedicated guard I have ever seen

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Jacob Gray I had many guards chase me in Oblivion. I had just stabbed a random Argonian in Imperial city for my vampire cure that required argonian blood. Then I ran to a Gate to avoid guards and get the required bloodgrass. 5-6 guards came with me and cleared the place of all Daedra, outside of the main tower of the area. It was intense

    • @minezgio3175
      @minezgio3175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      once A guard followd me in dungeon helped me to kill some monsters and then tried to arrest me. I still ran away ... (Felt like an asshole deed)

    • @michaeledmunds1767
      @michaeledmunds1767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      [] Nickh 14369 [] You didn't kill the prisoner, duh

    • @loganmatteson189
      @loganmatteson189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      [] Nickh 14369 [] hey man oblivion players only

  • @FreedomVengeance
    @FreedomVengeance 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4594

    0:08 Me dodging social responsibilities in college

    • @sunwulf14
      @sunwulf14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @Vet-x
      @Vet-x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hahaha

    • @LukeShrimp
      @LukeShrimp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Secunda LOL

    • @jwithersooon
      @jwithersooon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      you did a poor job considering when you posted this comment you interacted socially with other people

    • @xWinterstarex7
      @xWinterstarex7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Well he did say college. I also avoid social interaction but only with people irl otherwise I'm pretty vocal online xD

  • @Linkfan450
    @Linkfan450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    0:57 That startled reaction always gets me.

    • @lvlupent.7334
      @lvlupent.7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      STAWP!

    • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
      @glowcloudwheatproducts495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The guards are seriously terrifying sometimes lol

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@glowcloudwheatproducts495 Especially when they come out of nowhere and sometimes chase you around the province.

    • @chilael6892
      @chilael6892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like the "you've been gnomed" meme

    • @isabelslayer6753
      @isabelslayer6753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When you’re sneaking inside a house very quietly and a guard pops out of know where and shouts in your face “Stop right there!”

  • @leohmk10
    @leohmk10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5645

    2:00 What you see
    1:01 What she sees

    • @lawdmcchicken5635
      @lawdmcchicken5635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      LekaLeksa hawt

    • @lawdmcchicken5635
      @lawdmcchicken5635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Keith Foester ahhh... ugghh... i fucked mudcrabs more fierce than youARGHHHHHHH

    • @nesano4735
      @nesano4735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I laughed for a good minute.

    • @zachengland2271
      @zachengland2271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LekaLeksa I

    • @lawdmcchicken5635
      @lawdmcchicken5635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      BY THE NINE DIVINES ASS ALT ASS ALT

  • @celark
    @celark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Oblivion guards have the AI of the Terminator. They never ever stop

    • @paulh6591
      @paulh6591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And they stay on script!

    • @rekaadang
      @rekaadang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And they will be back!

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hasta la Vista baby

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 ปีที่แล้ว

      They never STOP! You violated the law!

  • @cipronix4394
    @cipronix4394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    *Runs to a giant tower in Oblivion.* *Guard pops out of the floor:* STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

    • @crash4661
      @crash4661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lucien Lachance punctuation.

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lucien Lachance
      You violated my wife!

    • @ComradeCowboy3141
      @ComradeCowboy3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thor's Hammer You violated my mother!

    • @H0IidayGirl1225
      @H0IidayGirl1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gaste r

  • @sylerfleck138
    @sylerfleck138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    *Moves a basket in a cabin in the middle of the woods* *Guard in Bravil which is clear across the map* "My Scrum senses are tingling"

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tarponpet *scrum.

    • @someguy6168
      @someguy6168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BigDave18
      Why is it scrum, when the guards clearly say scum???

    • @ComradeCowboy3141
      @ComradeCowboy3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *slightly moves basket in the middle of nowhere*
      Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@someguy6168 because you have your english all wrong. Scrum is spelled scrum but prenounced scum because the R is silent. Just kidding its completly pronounced as scrum as well you fell for it.

    • @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786
      @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Guard chases you across the map.*

  • @aetheontimesconflux9360
    @aetheontimesconflux9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    0:08-0:25. No words, yet you can feel the sense of pure horror and desperation as each way you turn, the hive mind of oblivion guards hunts you down mercilessly

    • @PetrolShakyor
      @PetrolShakyor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Underrated comment sir

    • @daigonmocs0785
      @daigonmocs0785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Didn't know Oblivion was horror genre

  • @michaeldunlevy9755
    @michaeldunlevy9755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Athletics skill: 86
    Guard avoidance skill: 100000

  • @lillol4
    @lillol4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    "Hey! Put that back!"
    *puts it back*
    "Break the law on my watch, will ya?"

  • @ancient122
    @ancient122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4486

    This is why Oblivion is good.

    • @funghoul2199
      @funghoul2199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ancient122 I've never played and it looks so well done.. graphics need to be up to date but I'm missing out on something good

    • @maximilian_garay
      @maximilian_garay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Better than Skyrim in my opinion

    • @lc5513
      @lc5513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Call me Brad In some aspects yes,but in others nah

    • @rustcohle3803
      @rustcohle3803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      use cinematic enb, natural faces mod, and some texture packs then you should be good =) please try this game out. retro gaming ftw

    • @pjtrusci
      @pjtrusci 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Morrowind is the best, but Oblivion is amazing too. Skyrim is decent

  • @TheTendermen
    @TheTendermen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Tries to pick up broom that he accidentally knocked over. "THIEF"

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And at 4:20 he's like "nu-uh, not falling for that one again!"

  • @bhume7535
    @bhume7535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Its amazing how much emotion you can feel in those frantic mouse movements.

  • @inactive1925
    @inactive1925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    0:48 the guard looks tired af from all the running

  • @reviveme01
    @reviveme01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    I see you also play like a cracked out jumping bean

    • @StripedJacketKid
      @StripedJacketKid  6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      max speed and agility my dude

    • @reviveme01
      @reviveme01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Striped Jacket Kid it's the only way to play

    • @StripedJacketKid
      @StripedJacketKid  6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      its a meme

    • @ZootWorld1
      @ZootWorld1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Striped Jacket Kid you dip

    • @darnchacha1632
      @darnchacha1632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ASSULT ASSSULT

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    4:42 When i find another Oblivion video

    • @theepicspy570
      @theepicspy570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *_C R O I S S A N T._*

    • @samsum4525
      @samsum4525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well now what do we have here

    • @Kacper7521
      @Kacper7521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@samsum4525 isn't the person who made us upset by not making another sequel to ,,Make your time"?

    • @streamersusiesubscribe6569
      @streamersusiesubscribe6569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well now... What do WE have here? Caught in the act no money to pay the number 9's large?I'm confiscating your stolen number 6's with extra dip. Now it's off to C.R.A.S.H. with you!

    • @Kacper7521
      @Kacper7521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@streamersusiesubscribe6569 *resist to arrest*

  • @MrCantStopTheRobot
    @MrCantStopTheRobot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Breaking immersion in Oblivion is so easy and yet it never gets old...

    • @Ivan-gs2vw
      @Ivan-gs2vw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MrCantStopTheRobot and people say oblivion is the most emersive elder scrolls game

  • @infantryhawk
    @infantryhawk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    4:43 If a giant flying head in the sky tried to arrest me, I'd probably give in.

  • @neongridwalker
    @neongridwalker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Almost forgot how beautiful the music in Oblivion is..

    • @evilscotsman9962
      @evilscotsman9962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Apparently, the guy who wrote and performed the music, Jeremy Soule, said that he heard the music in his head whilst he was in a coma after being in a car crash.

    • @68idl
      @68idl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@evilscotsman9962 maybe it is gods voice

    • @fairydust1397
      @fairydust1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ya, gives oblivion such a nice atmosphere. Very relaxing game

    • @ComradeCowboy3141
      @ComradeCowboy3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fairy Dust y'know aside from the guards literally teleporting everywhere to hunt you down because you picked up an apple.

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame it's wasted on such a buggy game

  • @StripedJacketKid
    @StripedJacketKid  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    crime doesnt pay kids

    • @Shogun_Sorrow
      @Shogun_Sorrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nah, we just refuse to pay for our crimes.

    • @uriel6934
      @uriel6934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Daughtera_ God Then pay with your blood!!!

    • @NicoTheDingus
      @NicoTheDingus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
      Okay.
      *Cuts arm*
      Here you go! One blood donation!

    • @k1er4n544
      @k1er4n544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why Won't you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD me wtf he just moved a mop that was in his way lol Skyrim kill a chicken pay with you're life oblivion, do anything and you are fucked those guards are ruthless.

    • @camil2003
      @camil2003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would rather die than go to jail!

  • @marrine3558
    @marrine3558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    Speak, citizen.
    ...
    Stop talking...

    • @Katarinarabbit
      @Katarinarabbit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      THEN YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

    • @Azoonaloc13
      @Azoonaloc13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      pretty much sums up any interaction with a door salesman

  • @Fabstron
    @Fabstron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    2:46 when you walk into a room and forget what you wanted in the first place

  • @richardpell
    @richardpell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I remember I thought this was the pinnacle of graphics.

    • @bangthehankers1985
      @bangthehankers1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I thought it was pretty mediocre at the time. The large environments were great though. Full immersion.

    • @MickehPuppeh
      @MickehPuppeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@bangthehankers1985 The player models were absolutely horrific, even for the time. Pretty insane to think that less than 2 years later, Crysis came out.

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It still is.

    • @Soddarkryder
      @Soddarkryder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The armor suits are still impressive. Volumetric, good lighting, also the detail level is something that even Skyrim couldn't reproduce so far.

    • @khgoat
      @khgoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This game came out before the PS3 even did so I'm sure they were very limited with what they could do. They probably started designing it several years before that too.

  • @liberator48
    @liberator48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Thousands of years from now when all life on Earth is extinguished and all that remains will be ruins, Aliens will come to Earth and find games like this in sealed vaults that were made to contain our history and mankind's legacy. The Aliens will inspect the NPCs behavior and have their answer as to why mankind became extinct.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They will also be highly confused about the headshape of humans.

    • @guy6327
      @guy6327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      They will take the games and then a guard will appear saying:
      STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM ,NO ONE VIOLATES THE LAW ON MY WATCH

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Elenrai Nice smash bros pfp

    • @someguy6168
      @someguy6168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @the Shadow
      *cough* *cough*
      Ummm wrong game buddy, that's too far in the future.

    • @someguy6168
      @someguy6168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @the Shadow
      *Runs and hides in a corner*
      THIEF! Guards! GUARDS!!! HELP!

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    How dare you steal from me! *sits down and starts reading*

  • @Ditch901
    @Ditch901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This only makes me love Oblivion even more.

  • @nilesmk2131
    @nilesmk2131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    this world is so beautiful

  • @Demiglitch
    @Demiglitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Skyrim Security Virgins vs Chad Oblivion Forces

    • @trevorself5863
      @trevorself5863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *Skyrim guards:* wait, I know you...
      *Oblivion guards: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM*

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So much for Nord justice...

    • @smithwimm1575
      @smithwimm1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAAAIIIII YAAII FORRRCESSS

    • @patrickw.4422
      @patrickw.4422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Both are a bunch of morons

    • @heberollin2065
      @heberollin2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean give the skyrim guards some credit, I had a solitude guard chase me to riften

  • @RebelleGameOfficial
    @RebelleGameOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    brEaK tHe LaW oN mY waTCh, wiLL yA?

    • @cornball2448
      @cornball2448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      StOp, yoU viOlatED mY seArcH hiSTOry

  • @evictionnotice28
    @evictionnotice28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    1:19 That is the act of running away in terror.

  • @COLEBROOKSTONE.
    @COLEBROOKSTONE. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    *Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.*

    • @CrowTR0bot
      @CrowTR0bot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      GO! You have upheld the law. Get a refund from the court or commute your sentence. Your legally purchased goods will be given to you.

    • @widelion7913
      @widelion7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *resists arrest*

    • @bobmerpy690
      @bobmerpy690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *resists upholding*

    • @lvlupent.7334
      @lvlupent.7334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Goes to jail*

    • @harrypyne9657
      @harrypyne9657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Widelion *THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD*

  • @imverystupid6907
    @imverystupid6907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    the weirdest glitch I had was years ago on the ps3. I killed a guard and tried to resurrect him with that staff from the mages guild quest.then all the sudden he starts talking with those black eyes and said the stop! you violated the law line. I really pissed my pants then.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      For me the guard never stopped the rising animation and his limp body kept turning again and again slowly rising into the air speaking with now almost divine authority as he rose endlessly until eventually disappearing into the sky when i finally told him Fuck you (Resist Arrest) and I shit you not his body didn't fall like everything else in the game it fucking SLAMMED into the ground with spastic ragdolling into the floor with that thumping impact noise was just spammed as he ragdolled.
      ....I don't even remember what happened next but I think that's simply because what proceeded was so horrifying my mind had no choice but to repress the memory in some dark dank recess of my mind where it would no longer haunt me.. or everything after that was just so boring by comparison I couldn't be bothered xD

    • @imverystupid6907
      @imverystupid6907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      PhyreI3ird aah the good old memories:) dont change bethdesda

    • @hylianexpected1171
      @hylianexpected1171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PhyreI3ird That comment made me chuckle for like a minute; that's too funny

    • @OvvovvO
      @OvvovvO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nathan de keijzer omg why hasn't anyone talked about this I wanna try this but I don't wanna see his black ass eyes NOOO

    • @mjolnirmilitia569
      @mjolnirmilitia569 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice vegvisir

  • @starth9415
    @starth9415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    3:43 IM CRYING OMG OPENS THE DOOR AND THERE HE IS RUNNING AT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @blitzie66
      @blitzie66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT

    • @peternehemiah1606
      @peternehemiah1606 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just moves broom out of the way
      "You treacherous little filcher, how dare you steal from me"

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 ปีที่แล้ว

      The way the player immediately nopes out is hilarious

  • @synthy_mania
    @synthy_mania 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    4:40
    *Teleports behind*
    "Nothing personal, kid."

    • @aoneko6813
      @aoneko6813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fucking made me laugh out loud haha

  • @jolosolo5291
    @jolosolo5291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The best part is when he closes the gate and immediately 4 guards bash in at the same time :D

  • @hectorandem2944
    @hectorandem2944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    04:41 "By the Nine Divines"
    04:42 "Well, now...what do we have _here?_ "

  • @indictmntt
    @indictmntt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    that first chase was intense af

  • @smincesmeat316
    @smincesmeat316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Being caught by an oblivion guard is a death sentence in itself

  • @GabbyPlaysGames02
    @GabbyPlaysGames02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The worst is when you’re just robbing a house and everything’s all quiet and all of a sudden the camera zooms in on a guard’s face and they scream at the top of their lungs “STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM” I definitely credit Oblivion’s zooming in on characters as the reason I’ll probably die at 40 from heart disease

  • @naenae2068
    @naenae2068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Skyrim Guards: Only follow as far as the hold goes.
    Oblivion Guards: WILL LITERALLY FOLLOW YOU TO OBLIVION AND BACK. (happened to me once)

  • @Maxxon89
    @Maxxon89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    When you can't kill a sleeping person in stealth mode with one hit - Oblivion.

  • @Ghunter43
    @Ghunter43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    0:55 that fucking squeal, no one ever expects the sliding guard

  • @erblecde
    @erblecde 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    4:40
    W H A T D O W E H A V E H E R E ?

    • @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881
      @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God himself is tired of your existence

    • @jesusfollowerswomenministries
      @jesusfollowerswomenministries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 God isn't tired of no one's existence. God loves us and wants us to be saved, if he didn't he wouldn't sent Jesus to save us, he's our only way to Heaven and to have salvation (Romans 5) you do have a choice just like anyone else, however still God tells all sinners to repent and that they are commanded over and over to “repent” and “believe” (Matthew 3:2; 4:17; Acts 3:19; 1 John 3:23). Jesus said in Luke 5:32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. Every call to repent is a call to choose. The command to believe assumes that the hearer can choose to obey the command. Jesus wants to save people because he loves them, he doesn't want to see anyone perish. 2 Peter 3:9 (KJV) The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. I pray you'll find Jesus one day and be saved🙏🏼 God bless.

    • @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881
      @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jesusfollowerswomenministries It was a joke ya fundie

    • @YoshiDeNOFFICAL
      @YoshiDeNOFFICAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jesusfollowerswomenministries it’s a joke dude chill out

  • @wu1ming9shi
    @wu1ming9shi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    atlast in skyrim you still have a chance to PICK UP the damn object before you get arrested lol. XD

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      That sounds like Thief talk to me! Now off to Jail with you! Your stolen goods are now forfiet!

    • @Roxasora123
      @Roxasora123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wu1ming9shi this is why i prefer skyrim guards :D i dont understand why people prefer oblivion guards, getting arrested just because you pick up an object is just annoying. Yes i know it is fun and all but repeatedly annoying, i just want to tidy up the place because i accidentally knocked some item to the floor while walking, like that damn broom for example

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, been playing it again (with OOO and a leveling overhaul akin that of skyrim, you know, you do that stuff enough you raise a level etc.). Though it is 10X more difficult just on normal alone lol. Anyway i was in chorrol castle for that varla stone. I simply wnted to move it out of the way so that i could steal it later on again when the coast was clear, but nope! XD

    • @igetboredproductions
      @igetboredproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The thing that makes Oblivion guards more appealing isn't their reactions to crime, but their honorable personalities. They have such a welcoming protect and serve attitude. You'll find them patrolling the roads and they're quick to help you if danger pops up and they're near. Or you pass them in the city and they let you know to come to them if you need anything.
      Then you get Skyrim guards who are just dicks. Making snarky comments at you as you walk by. Not saying I hate Skyrim or anything either. I love both games for different reasons.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      yeah, the skyrim guys feel more like a quickly cobbled together farmer militia than actual soldiers that underwent a lot of training to belong to that army.

  • @jacklonghearse9821
    @jacklonghearse9821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    That moment when you realize nobody had beards in oblivion.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's because we proud Imperials would never want to use that barbaric Nord fashion style. Where do you think this is? Skyrim?

    • @erjcko
      @erjcko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      sheogorath

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because Sheogorath killed all bearded people.

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must be the style of Cyrodiil

  • @Leucodystrocon
    @Leucodystrocon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    3:45 When you moved a brush and he's coming for you

    • @astrotortle8890
      @astrotortle8890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence

    • @agreeable-youth
      @agreeable-youth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • @BarateonLP
    @BarateonLP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *teleports behind you* "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

  • @Meibu1
    @Meibu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:42 is my favorite guard quote. The way he says "Well now, what do we have here." Is such a great delievered line.

    • @seneca4134
      @seneca4134 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree

    • @seneca4134
      @seneca4134 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “No gold to pay your fine hmm?

  • @Eric-ce1iu
    @Eric-ce1iu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everyone gangsta until the oblivion guards come running

  • @peternehemiah1606
    @peternehemiah1606 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:23 knowing you can't see them but you know they're chasing you is anxiety inducing enough

  • @AstropilotStudios
    @AstropilotStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This shits better than COPS

  • @CarlJohnson-mf4qd
    @CarlJohnson-mf4qd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oblivion could make a perfect horror game.

  • @julsie3195
    @julsie3195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:23 When he runs to hide behind that desk like it'll work lmao

  • @hyperelliptik
    @hyperelliptik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    0:57 WHUHW

    • @PrivateSchemers1
      @PrivateSchemers1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      the sound of imperial guard cock roughly inserted into treacherous little filcher mouth

    • @CROBlackDEvil
      @CROBlackDEvil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahaha tha fucking sound

    • @eccentricfrenchman5822
      @eccentricfrenchman5822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *OOF*

    • @jooj2955
      @jooj2955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PrivateSchemers1 Lmao

  • @danielrogers7378
    @danielrogers7378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    1:19 that AI pathfinding though

  • @NerevarOfficialReal
    @NerevarOfficialReal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I once broke into a someones house in the Imperial City, got in and out undetected, went to Bruma and by the city gates an Imperial City guards comes out of nowhere and arrests me.
    I love Oblivion.

  • @slaysindutch1938
    @slaysindutch1938 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:23, he knew the whole time, he just wanted to give you hope then break it when you think you've won.

  • @ahsanshah7626
    @ahsanshah7626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *"somebody come quickly we've got a burglar"*
    **walks away**

  • @mylescasey825
    @mylescasey825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The moment you hear that chain mail rustling, you run for the hills xD

  • @Ersatz229
    @Ersatz229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I've fought mud crabs fiercer than you!

  • @fakhri555
    @fakhri555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    4:55
    *Resist jail*
    Gaurd : THEN PAY!
    Me : Ok here's the money.

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    STOP! You violated my mother.

    • @lvlupent.7334
      @lvlupent.7334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GUAAARDS HEEELP!
      I'm receiving an UNWANTED FELLATIO.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's get to bashing butts, as well as DEEZ NUTZ

  • @Bumbum_Inspector
    @Bumbum_Inspector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The voice actor for the guards is a god damn hero.

  • @rickydo6572
    @rickydo6572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    04:40 the Guard Overlord has arrived.

  • @josefstalin8815
    @josefstalin8815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    00:48 lol the sad face of the guard

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Life is meaningless. This is our true salvation.

    • @StripedJacketKid
      @StripedJacketKid  6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      do you think god stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what he's created?

  • @M0rihaus
    @M0rihaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:22 the panic in that moment was almost tangible

  • @giavalenwood7649
    @giavalenwood7649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:08 Keep absolutely still, their vision is based on movement.

  • @O.M-
    @O.M- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:27
    Even the walls know you are a criminal

  • @johnnyg4mer764
    @johnnyg4mer764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:40
    "By the Nine Divines!"
    [Nineth Divine appears]
    *_And that's why religion's important, kids._*

  • @brine_
    @brine_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'm just doing my job...

  • @benrobinson940
    @benrobinson940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Ni ni in ni ni in ni ni in ni in ni

  • @SCP-wj6dw
    @SCP-wj6dw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:17 “Then pay with your blood!” As the guard swings at nothing and then stands there

  • @bobswithcheese2142
    @bobswithcheese2142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:30 Damn he just wanted to put the broom back to its place. 😂 Thats what happens when you try to be polite.

  • @camerontroscianiec5320
    @camerontroscianiec5320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can feel fear in those run patterns. You may not even realize it but you have fear of the guards past what you can imagine

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:57 How's the air down there, Officer?

  • @TIRFemcel
    @TIRFemcel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:42 the final boss of imperials

  • @thorin5591
    @thorin5591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:36 The god of all oblivion guards has come.

  • @lolstillshane
    @lolstillshane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I could feel your adrenaline rush from the first scene.

  • @aester6149
    @aester6149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Once I went to Bruma to meet the countess, instead I found an Imperial Guard sitting on the throne. Also it was 2 am. I got spooked af at first.

  • @wegaming9229
    @wegaming9229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I remember playing oblivion as a kid and running away from guards was my favourite thing

  • @zorinaii446
    @zorinaii446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:40 Oblivion Guard? More like Oblivious Guard! XD

  • @mkt8880
    @mkt8880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *teleports behind you* STOP you violated the law

  • @deyudeic
    @deyudeic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:08 Me trying to escape Fortnite on every single site I visit

    • @GuraiMockery
      @GuraiMockery 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You wont get far away from it though.... its fucking everywhere.

  • @ninjak4598
    @ninjak4598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guard envelops your body
    "Well now, what do we have here?"

  • @matsh5633
    @matsh5633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:08 is when I oficially started gasping from laughter.

  • @namekiz3199
    @namekiz3199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The music are so remarkable, gonna play oblivion again

  • @sparklepawz1185
    @sparklepawz1185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If Dagon stole a fork then the oblivion crisis would never have happened since all the guards would invade his realm to arrest him.

  • @cadaver_on_autopilot
    @cadaver_on_autopilot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    grand theft auto on steroids

  • @gracelord6476
    @gracelord6476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I miss the music, I loved oblivion when I was younger but it has not aged well at all. Skyrim is great and all but I miss the melancholy music of oblivion.

    • @m.steele5539
      @m.steele5539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just finding these videos and they're gold.
      BTW, if anyone didnt know I found out that the music was thought of by a guy that almost died.
      Food for thought

    • @vacciniumaugustifolium1420
      @vacciniumaugustifolium1420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The graphics still extremely nice.

    • @AltoAtik
      @AltoAtik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Grace Lord graphics might not hold up but the side quests are still top knotch

    • @evilscotsman9962
      @evilscotsman9962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@m.steele5539 That's true. Jeremy Soule, who wrote and composed the music, said he heard it in his head whilst he was in a coma after being in a car crash.

  • @teeman9266
    @teeman9266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i...i kinda want this game now. Theres something charming and funny about how corny everything is

    • @wiz1904
      @wiz1904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any updates?

    • @ayo6494
      @ayo6494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did you play it?

    • @PetrolShakyor
      @PetrolShakyor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't know if he did, but I bought it myself for the first time few days ago. Great experience, this game seriously didn't aged that badly.

  • @Bigdikus
    @Bigdikus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:55, you thought I was a normal citizen but no it was me THE GUARD.

  • @AnshiNoWara
    @AnshiNoWara 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    meanwhile in Skyrim... "Have your seen those warriors from Hammerfell?"