Fallout New Vegas - All Low Intelligence Speech Checks

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  • All Low Intelligence Dialogue Options I've Found In Fallout New Vegas
    0:00 Doc Mitchell
    0:11 Haggerty
    0:25 Doctor Usanagi
    0:54 Ignacio Rivas
    1:33 Recognition Scanner
    1:41 Arcade
    2:30 Silus
    2:46 Ranger Milo
    3:09 Otho
    3:22 Melody
    3:53 Tabitha
    4:09 Vagrant
    4:42 Veronica
    5:05 Brotherhood Paladin
    5:33 Brain
    6:45 Silus (Legion)
    7:04 Markland
    7:38 Johnson
    8:07 Pretty Sarah
    8:25 Dazzle
    8:57 Eddie
    9:21 ED-E
    9:55 Hadrian
    10:16 Gorobets
    10:48 Fantastic
    11:05 Mike Lawson
    11:25 Dean Domino
    12:24 Saint James
    12:39 Dennis Crocker
    13:15 Dog
    13:51 Monroe
    14:07 Sierra Madre Holograms
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  • @rakeflow5531
    @rakeflow5531 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5325

    "Are you a maker of war, or peace?"
    "Pizza."
    best fucking game of the century

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      That's reassuring :)
      Ignacio don't mind at all honestly nice of him.

    • @Josh-fj9hi
      @Josh-fj9hi หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I love this every fucking time

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Idiot dialogue here is good but i prefer fallout 2 because you cant act smart anywhere you are always an idiot and the game has every character act different because of it.

    • @Amber_Valentine
      @Amber_Valentine หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      But does pizza even exist tho, I enevr see one in the game

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Amber_Valentine I mean with how much random shit that gets thrown in everytime that should be long gone I wouldn't be surprised if Pizza exists still

  • @samanthaofcatarina
    @samanthaofcatarina 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7316

    "You must have some special business for them to let you through"
    "Nuh uh"
    I love that so much lol

    • @TK--ch9jl
      @TK--ch9jl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +403

      "I wear computer, make me color of ground, make me color of sky."
      *Nuh uh.*
      *Yuh uh.*

    • @apollojustice5338
      @apollojustice5338 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

      FYM NUH-UH

    • @TK--ch9jl
      @TK--ch9jl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@apollojustice5338 i mean *nuh uh*

    • @rudhra5957
      @rudhra5957 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Nuh uh 💅

    • @TheRandom_Emu
      @TheRandom_Emu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Im with the brotherwood of seal

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 ปีที่แล้ว +5500

    "Are you a soldier or a scientist?"
    "me pet animals"
    lmao

    • @beyondreckless9249
      @beyondreckless9249 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +419

      it's "aminals"

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +254

      "Me shoulder" is what got me rolling on the floor.

    • @HyperkalemiaSineWave
      @HyperkalemiaSineWave 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      I make pizza

    • @rudhra5957
      @rudhra5957 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      ​@@HyperkalemiaSineWave "Warm... warm never changes"

    • @thegaminghistorian1209
      @thegaminghistorian1209 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      5 year old me when I was found in the zoo alone

  • @chardaskie
    @chardaskie ปีที่แล้ว +8647

    One of my favorite things from fallout is when an NPC is just flabbergasted by your idiocy

    • @tanker00v25
      @tanker00v25 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Idiocy*

    • @chardaskie
      @chardaskie ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@tanker00v25 thank you

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon ปีที่แล้ว +321

      i know people make mistakes all the time but there is something ironic about misspelling "idiocy"

    • @imbaroud5273
      @imbaroud5273 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@tanker00v25 🤓

    • @tanker00v25
      @tanker00v25 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@imbaroud5273 😐

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2379

    "Just don't help bad people, and I'll help you."
    (2 seconds later)
    "YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES!?"

    • @henrys3138
      @henrys3138 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Time for the NCR roast!

    • @Johnthecardboardsmileyface
      @Johnthecardboardsmileyface หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      It's giving *You burnt my house to the ground*

    • @antiquefuturistic
      @antiquefuturistic หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I am just surprised developers let that doctor to be a companion option. He would suck at combat

    • @fluorideinthechat7606
      @fluorideinthechat7606 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@antiquefuturistic You’d be surprised, Arcade’s a pretty nice combatant what with his Plasma Defender and the Better Healing Perk.

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@antiquefuturistic He grew up with Enclave soldiers. Surely they taught him a thing or two about combat and survival

  • @bronzecomeshome9517
    @bronzecomeshome9517 ปีที่แล้ว +7904

    The best low intelligence interaction is always with Ignacio, where he completely ignores that you are low intelligence

    • @_TristanGray
      @_TristanGray ปีที่แล้ว +1509

      I really hear it as him having a lot of compassion for a simpleton. Treating the courier like a toddler lmao

    • @willishuntley9062
      @willishuntley9062 ปีที่แล้ว +750

      My favorite is the vagrant interaction at 4:10

    • @HomicidalTh0r
      @HomicidalTh0r ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@willishuntley9062 It's my favorite as well.

    • @DevoGaming93
      @DevoGaming93 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +589

      "I make Pizza."
      "Others who have made those claims...."

    • @michael_krueger
      @michael_krueger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

      I guess it makes sense when his coworker is a giant idiot anyways lol

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 ปีที่แล้ว +5501

    1:24 “Pizza” response implies pizza somehow survived the Great War and people out there are making pizza.

    • @sabianwatts8515
      @sabianwatts8515 ปีที่แล้ว +814

      "That's reassuring"

    • @sabianwatts8515
      @sabianwatts8515 ปีที่แล้ว +581

      Veronica jokingly orders a brahmin burger when you go with her to the hidden valley bunker. It's likely that many culinary recipes and cookbooks survived the Great War.

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      you're right- but there's never been pizza in-game as food/consumable, has there?

    • @theslavbeing335
      @theslavbeing335 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@NewPaulActs17 probably in some upper-class region of NCR

    • @jayyoudeeee9096
      @jayyoudeeee9096 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      It’s literally bread and sauce what’s so surprising about that?

  • @skip2094
    @skip2094 ปีที่แล้ว +6685

    The encounter at 4:10. He speaks so elegantly because your intelligence is so low. If you have high intelligence he just rambles on and you can't understand him.

    • @jayyoudeeee9096
      @jayyoudeeee9096 ปีที่แล้ว +592

      Cheers for stating the obvious

    • @misspineapple553
      @misspineapple553 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

      i was wondering why i could actually understand him for once lmao

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jayyoudeeee9096cheers for being an ass

    • @current3109
      @current3109 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Truly eloquently spoken

    • @selfloathingweekly
      @selfloathingweekly ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Its a throwback to Tor's cows in F2

  • @dharkbizkit
    @dharkbizkit ปีที่แล้ว +13155

    that "implant/plant" joke dialog must have been a nightmare for the localisation teams in some countries

    • @Morhan_Jehnez
      @Morhan_Jehnez ปีที่แล้ว +1336

      Lol oh the horrific struggles localisation is one hell of a pain in the ass

    • @delilah1377
      @delilah1377 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

      they probably just changed it to some other joke

    • @reset123451
      @reset123451 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

      well, is implante/planta in spanish so we are lucky for this time

    • @WormsMaster100
      @WormsMaster100 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      @@Morhan_Jehnez As someone who studied to be a translator, i can confirm

    • @euclidismybro1451
      @euclidismybro1451 ปีที่แล้ว +670

      @@WormsMaster100 As someone who didn't study to be a translator, ok

  • @speaksoftly6944
    @speaksoftly6944 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2677

    The idea of a fully grown man/woman screaming "ICE CREAM" at a flying robot as a speech check, and fucking succeeding is so funny to me 😂😂

    • @nighthero7
      @nighthero7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +317

      In fallout 3, there was a part that you needed to go into a school, but the machines were hostile. BUT if you had low intelligence, I think picking the 'ice cream' option when it asks why you are here, makes it think that you were a special needs kid & would not be hostile to you.

    • @smooth9075
      @smooth9075 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

      You can also pass this speech check with Luck 7 .... by also saying Ice cream

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      Fully grown man/woman that probably has at least 9 in str/end/agi/luck as you have 1 int and char.
      So basically "Special" Superman or Hulk.
      And i gotta say if Hulk screamed "ICE CREAAAAM!!" at me i would accept that password too.

    • @nexdemise4182
      @nexdemise4182 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      In FO4 when accosted by a Mr. Gutsy one of the options is to say "Go fuck yourself you crazy robot". Hilariously enough the robot will decide that a Chinese infiltrator wouldn't say that, wishes you a nice day, and leaves.

    • @Luis-rz7oo
      @Luis-rz7oo หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@smooth9075 yea that's pretty funny

  • @JDsVarietyVideo
    @JDsVarietyVideo ปีที่แล้ว +5629

    I love that the Brotherhood just decides to kill you when your burp in their face, like you committed the treasonous act.

    • @deanm4905
      @deanm4905 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      To be honest, I would have burped in his face myself. What does he expect if he talks to people like that?

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      @@deanm4905 expects them to respect his power armor and laser rifle

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      ​@BlackMasterRoshi he should respect my straight razor and running water.

    • @cowlinator
      @cowlinator 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      He sounded bored. "You are hereby... *sigh*... condemned to execution... *sigh*"

    • @ignignoktthemooninite3679
      @ignignoktthemooninite3679 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      They're a bunch of techno fetishes. I always wipe them out in all my playthroughs

  • @robotom6595
    @robotom6595 ปีที่แล้ว +6114

    I love that you can somehow charm Arcade to follow you despite having the computing power of a brick

    • @henrypulido4811
      @henrypulido4811 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      The Courier and the bad bit-... Good boi he pulled by being "S.P.E.C.I.A.L"

    • @gamenut112
      @gamenut112 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      ah! the courier has sub brick computing power. Having the computing power of a brick would be an improvement.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      The idea is you’re so stupid Arcade sees leaving you without adult supervision as tantamount to murder

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi ปีที่แล้ว +355

      I mean. If you saw a child wandering about with grenades and guns and Nuclear artillery, wouldn't you also want to go along to supervise them?
      I wouldn't, I like to live. But Arcade Gannon is better than me.

    • @myself2noone
      @myself2noone ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Gilhelmi I mean it might be cool. He will probably do something funny!

  • @FlipWarBucks
    @FlipWarBucks ปีที่แล้ว +2914

    The guy going from incoherent mumbling to “friend, I just happened to…” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erickolb8581
      @erickolb8581 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      A person stupider than him must have been really sobering. "I can't be that dumb, I really need to quit these drugs and stop disgracing myself. Otherwise I'll end up at least as bad as this guy." LOL

    • @rishavganguly92
      @rishavganguly92 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      I think that's a translation.

    • @Wreck_RS
      @Wreck_RS ปีที่แล้ว +217

      It’s like regular show when Mordecai and Rigby drank Brain Max they were both so smart that they started talking gibberish to everyone else but between the two it was a normal conversation.

    • @YukiColburn
      @YukiColburn ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I believe Fallout 2 had a similar interaction to this one
      Iirc it's a translation of what they're actually saying
      ... It's funnier when you think about the fact they're probably mumbling nonsense

    • @user-tl9gp4dn4q
      @user-tl9gp4dn4q ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I believe its a monty python reference theres a scene where a guy is mumbling to a other guy and when the guards leave he talks normally

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    I love how Ignacio acknowledges your low intellect, but still fully understands what you (are trying to) say to him

    • @urthofthenewsun8465
      @urthofthenewsun8465 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +389

      Ignacio is one of the most polite characters in the game for the fact that he doesn’t talk down to low INT Courier

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Yea good for Ignacio he understands what you mean doesn't try to correct you, just goes along with it knowing what you mean.... unless you actually did want pizza.

    • @DTKloves8
      @DTKloves8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      dude might be the most reasonable man in the wasteland.

    • @RamdomView
      @RamdomView 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Ignacio is a Follower of the Apocalypse. His training no doubt included lessons on understanding people whose brains had been melted.

    • @carterpitbull7366
      @carterpitbull7366 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@urthofthenewsun8465Ranger Milo didn’t either! I mean he said “you’re special” but then explained the analogy in the most simple way to him 😂

  • @BaeBunni
    @BaeBunni ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    ah the best comeback "you stinky"

    • @jacksonbeeftown6908
      @jacksonbeeftown6908 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Completely mentally destroyed Silus at that speech. He is definitely thinking of killing himself because of that instead of the cowardice he showed.

    • @implord4197
      @implord4197 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      It's right up there with "Ugh-lee" in fallout 1.

    • @GenocideLv
      @GenocideLv หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      its so moronically childish and concise i burst out laughing

  • @trashrabbit69
    @trashrabbit69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1272

    The absolute genius in Obsidians writing team to have Arcade be a companion by either having an insanely high Speech check for the part of the game most people first meet him, to just being so fucking stupid he actually finds it necessary to accompany you out of pity still floors me lmao. They will never be paid enough for what they did.

    • @jam-the-hologram
      @jam-the-hologram 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      Or be gay and flirt with him

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @jam-the-hologram
      Or just good rep with Followers.

    • @Sketchy3032
      @Sketchy3032 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fr, and him babytalking you after knowing how stupid you are is such a cherry on top

  • @TheRealGears
    @TheRealGears 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2735

    1:33
    One thing I will always love about robots in fallout. They're so unstable that using them *incorrectly* often makes them function properly.

    • @bush2239
      @bush2239 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

      ICEEE CREEEEEAAAAM!!!!

    • @Wreck_RS
      @Wreck_RS 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +432

      For those that don’t know the science speech check that requires 80 points to get into Vegas is 1C 3C R34 M put that together 1C3 CR34M the character is actually a mastermind.

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

      There is a luck check for the same encounter where you will say the same thing. Ice Cream seems to be a passcode

    • @pain3236
      @pain3236 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      I think a terminal also tells you the password is ice cream

    • @Electracion
      @Electracion 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pain3236 Iirc you can also get it with a high enough luck.

  • @Alec_Reaper
    @Alec_Reaper 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1109

    I love the idea that the low intelligence courier accidentally turns on ARCHIMEDES

    • @redbuno
      @redbuno 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

      Arcade screaming at the top of his lungs made me choke 😂

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Arcade: Screaming*
      Courier: hehe he shiny laser shoot ground!

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    I like Arcade Gannon.
    He just wants to help a special needs person who is destined for something that they don't understand.

    • @wolfen26
      @wolfen26 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      There is even some special dialogue with Arcade if you have both low intelligence and the Confirmed Bachelor perk. It's pretty funny.

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@wolfen26 What is it?

    • @blackjacka.5097
      @blackjacka.5097 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@wolfen26like?

    • @domeen0gt895
      @domeen0gt895 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      ​@@wolfen26TELL US YOUR SECRETS WENCH

    • @HighMarshalBiggusDickus
      @HighMarshalBiggusDickus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We all need an arcade in our lives

  • @nathanniesche6380
    @nathanniesche6380 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    One thing that baffles me about this game is why your character goes from "I is scientistic" to actually speaking coherent sentences.

    • @HTacianas
      @HTacianas ปีที่แล้ว +485

      It would be time consuming to rewrite every line of dialogue to reflect low intelligence, so they just did a few funny options to show it off and left ones that wouldn't have a different outcome alone.

    • @nathanniesche6380
      @nathanniesche6380 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@HTacianas I just think it would make more sense to have the character say bafflingly stupid things like you see with some of the low intelligence dialogue rather than "googoogaga" talk.

    • @HeckPoliceman
      @HeckPoliceman ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@HTacianas I blame it on voice acting. Since you'd have to pay the VAs to react to the low INT choices. Without voice acting you actually could re-write the script to reflect dumb-dumb interactions.

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ​@@nathanniesche6380 For a mechanic that originally influenced nothing more than your stats im glad we got what we got regarding speech check variety

    • @NEPAAlchey
      @NEPAAlchey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      ​@@HTacianasVampire the Masquerade rewrote every line of dialogue for the crazy faction. Todd could do it!

  • @artemisarrow179
    @artemisarrow179 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    Ranger Milo is a good man taking special care to explain things to a mentally challenged person in the middle of a war zone

    • @sebastiann.8088
      @sebastiann.8088 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      He's so nice 😊

    • @tacidian7573
      @tacidian7573 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      I just love the sentence: "You're one of them special folks, ain't ya?".

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      It's OK, I'll take my straight razor in there and cut up them snakes for you.

    • @Krejii05
      @Krejii05 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Its kinda sad how rude people are to you, ik its fallout but man it makes me happy seeing people be nice

    • @SommerSen
      @SommerSen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@Krejii05its the way everyone talks down to you or makes jabs at you on so many of the dialogues. Like they just want to feel superior to you even though you have been literally shot in the head and can't understand what they're saying. Hell, even the Followers doctor at the new vegas clinic insults your intelligence, and the dialogue choice might as well be you mishearing what she said

  • @tannermaxwell7321
    @tannermaxwell7321 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

    I just love that the Courier’s brain can tilt inside it’s container and blow out smoke when it’s frustrated.

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      Which you can also come on to, which results in pure disgust from your own brain

    • @E55666
      @E55666 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      its

    • @tannermaxwell7321
      @tannermaxwell7321 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@E55666 good for you.

    • @E55666
      @E55666 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tannermaxwell7321 Good for you to know better grammar

    • @user-uf2is3rp7j
      @user-uf2is3rp7j หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If the courier has low intelligence how is his brain still smart?

  • @rudolvondankheim1951
    @rudolvondankheim1951 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    For years until the pandemic I thought these dialogs were for everyone cause I never put points into intelligence, and it turns out they were not normal dialogs and never noticed I was getting called slow for years on fallout new veges

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      meanwhile me being too arrogant to go for a "less than 10 intelligence" build yelling at virtual farmers for not understanding me

    • @DKNguyen3.1415
      @DKNguyen3.1415 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what it's like being low intelligence. Lack of awareness of the world around you.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix ปีที่แล้ว +59

      After a bunch of playthroughs I use exploits and cheats to unlock 10 in all SPECIALs and most perks. It's really surprising how many options you get in the weirdest moments.

    • @crunchysalmons
      @crunchysalmons 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

      you never noticed dialogue like “i is scientist” and “yes! pizza”……
      so not only do you exclusively make low int characters in the fallout game with the hardest speech checks but irl you’re clearly pretty simple as well if you pay that little attention to dialogue to never notice that your characters are all talking like toddlers

    • @teodoraristic822
      @teodoraristic822 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

      bro has INT 1 irl

  • @cabbagyboi9129
    @cabbagyboi9129 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +607

    Honestly, credit to Arcade and Ranger Milo. Arcade shows patience dealing with the Courier that just about no one else does and Milo actually explains the metaphor instead of just saying “forget it, you’re too stupid to understand”

    • @ItsGreenHerring
      @ItsGreenHerring 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Meanwhile the legion calls you an idiot

    • @Fiemus9
      @Fiemus9 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      So sweet lol. 😅 Ignacios probably the sweetest though. No judgement

    • @SkullpunkArt
      @SkullpunkArt 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I know, right?

  • @geoffreyguestion2843
    @geoffreyguestion2843 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +598

    Funny part about Cannibal Johnson's dialogue is that Sergeant Dornan actually shows patience when interacting with a low-INT character.

    • @julietkilo9716
      @julietkilo9716 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

      Interact with a drill sergeant sometime.
      They act angry with perfectly average 5 INT people, those are generally too shocked by the act.
      They act particularly angry with high INT, because they should know better
      And for low INT, they tend towards a patience with an edge of humor, often placing them in the care of more capable soldiers for coaching
      Dealing with knuckleheads is pretty much in the job description

    • @blastovich
      @blastovich 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Sergeant Dornan is based

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@julietkilo9716 you've never played fallout 2, have you dumb-dumb?

    • @SnakeEyes.MP4
      @SnakeEyes.MP4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@blastovichbased, and 500 and teennn years old pilled

  • @SpartanA054Moose
    @SpartanA054Moose ปีที่แล้ว +942

    Fallout New Vegas - All Smoothest Brain Speech Checks

    • @kienpham2186
      @kienpham2186 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The speech is not too smooth but the brain does

    • @albadude1922
      @albadude1922 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Downs speech checks

    • @AroAceGamer
      @AroAceGamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Koala speech check

    • @mb-rc4zu
      @mb-rc4zu ปีที่แล้ว

      Smart brain, ugly, bumpy, yuck.
      Smooth brain, sleek, streamlined, clean.

    • @SpenceJS87
      @SpenceJS87 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey there smoothskin.

  • @gb9884
    @gb9884 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

    It's also cool how the doctor gives you the intelligence implant for a decent discount too.

    • @carmineking846
      @carmineking846 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That’s a nod to fallout 1 I think since it happens there too

  • @fawkewe
    @fawkewe ปีที่แล้ว +941

    Its a shame Caesar doesn’t have any stupidity checks as hes a very well read character. It would be hilarious.

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He might

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He has a lower Int than a mole rat, he gets Hegal wrong, by instead getting Fichte wrong, failing to understand basic dialectics, and is especially wrong relative to later works like dialectical materialism. Edward is a fascist larper, other than his charisma and basic combat skills he's no different to your average 4chan user.

    • @yueren3646
      @yueren3646 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      Ironically, his special intelligence stat is only 4 points, just 1 point lower than snuggle's.

    • @demilembias2527
      @demilembias2527 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

      @@yueren3646 I mean, that makes sense. idk if I'd put him as low as 4 but part of what makes him such a good villain is how egotistically pseudo-intellectual he is, and how he thinks he's an epic bigbrain who chooses to rule through force because of his deep understanding of human nature, when in reality he blatantly misunderstands history and philosophy and is really a raider warlord like anyone else. kinda reminds me of your average twitter bluecheck these days...

    • @XxxTheFireEmblemxxX
      @XxxTheFireEmblemxxX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      He’s not well read. What he claims are Hegelian dialectics are just… not.

  • @captc0ck5lap60
    @captc0ck5lap60 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +636

    Poor Ignacio Rivas. Imagine this hulking wastelander walking in, bedecked in heavy armour and strapped with a gun and/or enormous hammer that could annihilate you in an instant.
    You hesitantly but politely ask what he's here for when he lumbers up to you. His answer: a bone-chilling, monotone "I pet aminals."
    Terrifying Presence move over because I would run all the way east till I hit the sea.

  • @Hairysteed
    @Hairysteed ปีที่แล้ว +554

    10:50 Love how Fantastic is shitting his pants because he's still outmatched! 🤣

    • @remembertedcruz7213
      @remembertedcruz7213 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Lol the only npc dumber than an intelligence 1 player

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fantastic has negative intelligence, even a 1 intelligence courier is several leagues smarter than him. lol

  • @jace9986
    @jace9986 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    4:10 i don’t know how many times people will say this, but I’ve played this game since the year it came out, and I’ve never ever even seen this encounter, anywhere.

    • @BioshockDrill
      @BioshockDrill ปีที่แล้ว +334

      The lower your intelligence the smarter he sounds. At max, he just grunts I think.

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is the best one

    • @Vetaul
      @Vetaul ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@BioshockDrill At max intelligence you can’t talk to him, he instead just snickers and starts coughing profusely

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      it'd be funny if this was an inclination of things to come, like with the wild wasteland perk the rest of the bullet comes out at a set random time and suddenly you have Mark II intelegence score with the improper spelling still intact or the option to put it back in lol
      and jesus how did these guys do this much with a game that took 18 months, and 5 years latter we got fallout 4, where your playing a Dave Folley Yesman simulator for every broke air head in the commonwealth
      ugh............ welp, we know what perk Mr it just works chose at his character creation screen, I'll tell you that much lol and huh............oh god....... great now I wonder if it would be possible to make a meme playthrough full of every dumb quote that guy has ever said lol
      like the yesmen tooddd HOWWARDDD playthrough lol

    • @G_Macks
      @G_Macks ปีที่แล้ว +35

      it's a reference to another low intelligence encounter in Fallout 2

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Fantastic is a high charisma, low intelligence, average+ wisdom character. He knows when he's beat. xD

    • @cultofhampter
      @cultofhampter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      "I've got a theoretical degree in physics"
      "Welcome to the team"
      -NCR accepting Fantastic

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Less charisma, more luck

    • @monkofdarktimes
      @monkofdarktimes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He was better than the other group before him

    • @aarondonald1611
      @aarondonald1611 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@doughboywhine Luck, Charisma, and Endurance. Walks the entire wasteland getting into hijinks

  • @leigonveteran113
    @leigonveteran113 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

    “Are you associated with any factions?”
    “NUH UH”

  • @htchn
    @htchn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    I like the fact that ignacio's dialogue remains the exact same despite the player saying pure nonsense, it's like he's used to talking to dumb people and doesn't even bat an eye when seeing someone so dumb

    • @danielvictor3262
      @danielvictor3262 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Tbf he's working with Fantastic

  • @AntlionUncletruthin
    @AntlionUncletruthin ปีที่แล้ว +276

    11:45 is the best voice acting I've ever heard

    • @vingasoline5068
      @vingasoline5068 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      That delivery fucking killed me lol. I gotta play through the DLCs again, it’s been a minute

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hnh?

    • @thedeergod435
      @thedeergod435 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Bomb go boom

  • @sergiochan005
    @sergiochan005 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    There's also one when you first met Chet, a shopkeeper in Goodsprings:
    Normal: What makes surplus ammo inferior?
    Low INT: Why is surplus ammo not good?

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What does he say

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      When Joe Cobb leaves the inn, the dialogue changes too.
      High intelligence: "I overheard your argument. What happened?"
      Low intelligence: "That guy seemed mad."

  • @hunter99225
    @hunter99225 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Finally a Courier I can relate to.

    • @Justacheese
      @Justacheese ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He shows up at your door shouts "ME BRING PACKAGE!" and throws it with all his might at your feet. Then he crab walks away with the posture of someone who's shat himself for the past 3 days.

    • @Wyattthemfbyers
      @Wyattthemfbyers 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@JustacheeseICE CREAM

    • @Poopenfarden
      @Poopenfarden 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Justacheese ME SHOULDER...

  • @Your.typical.German.2.
    @Your.typical.German.2. ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Facial Recognition Scanner: this floor is for executive’s only! identify who you are!
    Player: ICECREAM!!
    Facial Recognition Scanner: Ahhh Icecream is back! Hasn’t been here for hundreds of years, must of been busy and took a vacation.

    • @naenae2350
      @naenae2350 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think it was supposed to be just a luck 7 speech only, but its pretty funny that it works on low int

    • @DarkonFullPower
      @DarkonFullPower ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@naenae2350 It checks for both. Low Int gets it for "free." Others require 7 luck.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@DarkonFullPowerit’s actually not the same option. Luck takes a wild guess. Morons mistake the MR.handy for an ice cream machine, hence the different punctuation :3

  • @elsgare8485
    @elsgare8485 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Okay, but shout out to ranger Milo for being such a cool dude whenever face to face with an obvious dimwit

    • @handsdowntoo7150
      @handsdowntoo7150 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Yeah, it's oddly heart-warming how quickly he explains the snake thing to your character so you can understand it.

    • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
      @justanotheranimeprofilepic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@handsdowntoo7150being a ranger he's probably had to deal with non English speaking tribals before

  • @kennford
    @kennford ปีที่แล้ว +167

    7:55 "Old Sergeant Dornan wouldve had a field day with you" great throwback

    • @resudog858
      @resudog858 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      IKR lmao

    • @DarknessOfRedbone
      @DarknessOfRedbone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      YOU MO-RON!! GET BACK TO YOUR GUARD POST!!

    • @bluemrgutsy6288
      @bluemrgutsy6288 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Surprisingly most the other Enclave in Fallout 2 are actually nice towards the low intelligence Chosen One

  • @Corky1O1c
    @Corky1O1c ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Magic screen put on my phone 1 minute ago? Me watch. Me like.

    • @Adodinge
      @Adodinge ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Praise the all knowing algorithm

    • @tacidian7573
      @tacidian7573 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me watching these video before eating a pizza. Yummy.

  • @generalmcterror2718
    @generalmcterror2718 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Dean Domino is just vicious to low intelligence characters. Usanagi is kinda brutal too. Honestly I think Lt. Monroe is the funniest to not react, I’m kind of curious what his thoughts were the second he heard the courier speak like they’re 5 years old. Of course the fact Ignacio says that’s reassuring to the pizza line is too good as well.

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dean Domino is just vicious -to low intelligence characters-
      Would work too

  • @Sipliminal
    @Sipliminal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    2:31
    Silus: Calling you a worm
    Lone Ranger: *i diagnose you with stinky*

  • @mustafam3285
    @mustafam3285 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    It’s like a compilation of my everyday interactions.

  • @louissee5599
    @louissee5599 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    The vagrant interaction has to be the best one

    • @diobuthesconfused7507
      @diobuthesconfused7507 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Absolutely

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Quite right, my compliments to the developers for such a memorable encounter with such a fine individual

    • @bn-tc2tk
      @bn-tc2tk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Its basically Peter and his dad having their drunk unintelligible, intelligent conversation

  • @nikolayrodriguez272
    @nikolayrodriguez272 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    1:33 bro really said ice cream and the robot went: "understandable, have a nice day" 💀

  • @phoenixmatthias2632
    @phoenixmatthias2632 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Courier goes "bUuRp*
    Paladin of the Steel Brotherhood: "And...I took that personally"

    • @adamjunod3426
      @adamjunod3426 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "so anyways I started blasting"

  • @bigmannn2443
    @bigmannn2443 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    The smartest companion you can get in the game can be recruited by having very low intelligence, this is why I love Obsidian.

    • @MojaveFool
      @MojaveFool 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's also available to gay male courier's

  • @cavetrollvillageidiot3095
    @cavetrollvillageidiot3095 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +418

    Lieutenant Monroe: "I can't disobey orders, can I?"
    Courier: "They were nice. You should be nice too."
    Monroe, trying not to cry: *I can't say no to this absolute bean*

    • @joshuagraham1800
      @joshuagraham1800 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Imagine like a 30ish year old man saying something like that to you omg

  • @Archdornan9001
    @Archdornan9001 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Ave. True to Pizza

    • @marko-gj1uj
      @marko-gj1uj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wanna see this

  • @Paragon._.
    @Paragon._. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    I like how Arcade decides to go with you because he feels bad for the Courier

  • @Stormfight_1000
    @Stormfight_1000 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    0:58 The “Nuh uh” Got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @Hurtydwarf
    @Hurtydwarf ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "Fully qualified physician." Qualified by who? What school is giving out certifications in the nuclear wasteland?

    • @TheMasterUnity
      @TheMasterUnity ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Followers of the Apocalypse have a university in the Boneyard, I’d also imagine there is other schools in NCR

    • @chungusthewise2906
      @chungusthewise2906 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Sometimes you forget this is 2 centuries after the apocalypse and that humanity has made strides to restore it self in some respects. That’s a great example of some good ol’ world building

    • @worlds3061
      @worlds3061 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Fallout in my opinion is classified as a Post-post Apocalypse game where humanity already rebuild civilization to the point that people don't really need to scrapes for food or water anymore. So things like universities, schools, institutions, ect, already existed with some qualified doctors and professors even by modern standard.

    • @worlds3061
      @worlds3061 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bethesda fucked that up with fallout 3 and 4 where most people are still depicted living like savages even 200 years after the nuclear apocalypse.

    • @trainee5471
      @trainee5471 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@worlds3061 I by no means consider FO3's writing great, but I don't see it as contradictory to other games. Fallout 3's Capital Wasteland was bombed into oblivion, is plagued with raiders, slavers and super mutants, so the civilization there does not have much chances to pick itself up. Exploring the wasteland with rare solitary communities which are trying to pick up the pieces of the old world is a different mood compared to diving into FNV's boiling pot of factions and ideologies, and I respect and like FO3 for being that

  • @kotzpenner
    @kotzpenner ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Me playing games to not deal with reality.
    This be too real.

  • @ToasterBrains69420
    @ToasterBrains69420 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I guess The Think Tank were right about the Courier’s brain being barely wrinkled

  • @Neeckin
    @Neeckin ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Why would Arcade even let you need that thing? It's really his fault that happened, not us

    • @chungusthewise2906
      @chungusthewise2906 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This is a consistent take with the level 1 INT courier

    • @benthemother3fan884
      @benthemother3fan884 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Low int characters are like the orb of confusion. They make the people around them dumber

  • @hoesfloors7424
    @hoesfloors7424 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    A body without a brain meets a brain without a body
    5:37

    • @adonailr9667
      @adonailr9667 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What about the spine???

  • @JohnZiTAB
    @JohnZiTAB 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    4:10 This part was priceless! Every day my appreciation for New Vegas grows.

  • @ShackabraGaming
    @ShackabraGaming ปีที่แล้ว +32

    HA! ice cream is the check for repconn for both low and high intelligence. very clever

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich ปีที่แล้ว +23

    *Sgt. Dornan bursts through the wall.*
    “YOU MO-RON!!”😂

  • @legacytag
    @legacytag ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I can't tell what's funnier, people getting dumbfounded by how stupid you can be
    Or people just understanding you completely

  • @thepolarphantasm2319
    @thepolarphantasm2319 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    The low int/high luck check in repconn HQ ("ICE CREAM!") is so great 😂

  • @iowasucks9494
    @iowasucks9494 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    8:46 the option for “ha ha youre dumber than me” must be a deep burn from someone with 1 intelligence 😂

  • @kirabee4134
    @kirabee4134 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The dialog with the drunkard is perfect 😂

  • @FlareFluff
    @FlareFluff 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    8:24 that transition from dazzle to eddy

  • @joking_oregon1
    @joking_oregon1 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love that ignacio rivas doesnt treat you any differently

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ena pfp

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s a Follower, they are genuinely good people unless they go the route of Edward/Caesar

  • @ZeroTheHunter
    @ZeroTheHunter ปีที่แล้ว +27

    4:10 i've seen a lot of funny dialog in new vegas, but this is peak comedy writting lmao

  • @ExySmexy
    @ExySmexy ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That brain sure is sassy

  • @SilverFish87
    @SilverFish87 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    ICE CREAM!

    • @bruhbrat9038
      @bruhbrat9038 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      [Slams table] ICE CREAM!!

    • @TankswillRule
      @TankswillRule ปีที่แล้ว +9

      [Slams mini nuke] ICE CR- *Boom*

    • @peachycat5199
      @peachycat5199 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      [SUCCEEDED] Thank you, sir. Have a nice day.

    • @tacidian7573
      @tacidian7573 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *elaborates further*
      ICE CREAM!

    • @kiyarue02
      @kiyarue02 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      [LUCK 7] ICE CREAM

  • @painisliving713
    @painisliving713 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I drive semi trucks all day for work and I broke down at the start of my day and at the middle of my day and I found this video while waiting for my guy to show up and it gave me a smile I desperately needed. 😆

    • @jordanlayfield
      @jordanlayfield 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I drive too, driver!

  • @Ghostguy693
    @Ghostguy693 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I think your brain also says that its intellegence was increased through dissolved Mentats and being fed a bunch of fine literature when you ask it how it got so smart.

  • @patricknapier5806
    @patricknapier5806 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Always wondered what the hell happened to the Followers with people that claimed to follow the orders of pizza and to have him say "That's reassuring, although many who've made that claim to the Followers of the Apocalypse over the years have had less then pure intentions".

    • @ono-micho
      @ono-micho ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the courier meant peace in pizza also me shoulder

    • @pheo4156
      @pheo4156 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i think he just doesnt comment on your intelligence at all. I always assumed its cause hes just like. a nice dude.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He probably thought pizza meant peace. As someone with a speech impediment, it happens a lot when people are trying to be nice. I say the correct number or letter weirdly and they just write them the wrong one to not question me.

    • @GiegueX
      @GiegueX ปีที่แล้ว

      xdd

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He means peace, and that line is a reference to Caesar and how he was originally a Follower of the Apocalypse before he created the Legion.

  • @mansrevenge
    @mansrevenge ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Wow. Ive only played this with high speech and charisma, didn't know the dialog was so well written

  • @EncouragedEntity
    @EncouragedEntity ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Uh oh, you've made me angry" absolutely destroyed me 😂😂😂😂😂
    Then "are you, my brain?"
    Finished me off 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Vaizel9
    @Vaizel9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "are you soldier?"
    "me shoulder"

  • @cultofhampter
    @cultofhampter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "YOU STINKY"💀💀

  • @slaviclettuce7937
    @slaviclettuce7937 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I like the idea of beating the absolute crap out of a Brotherhood of Steel Paladin after burping in his face.

  • @gtrzmbe9390
    @gtrzmbe9390 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "How much money do you owe this, Reaper guy?" 🤣

  • @Takero-Sc
    @Takero-Sc ปีที่แล้ว +24

    13:41 my god... the Sierra madre ambient sound bring me back a lot of nostalgia 😢

    • @oogabooga6411
      @oogabooga6411 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You need to let go

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I haven’t personally played any fallout but i’ve watched a playthrough of fallout 4 before, and all of these dialogue options are more earnest and thoughtful than more than half of the dialogue options even for intelligent protagonists in 4 LOL

    • @Yell0wBoo
      @Yell0wBoo ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Its easy to accomplish when the other game's options are just "yes", "no", "funny yes" and "no but later yes"

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      the NV dialoge options can be a pain in the ass to navigate...but yes, they are definitely more rewarding
      I also love the fact that there are prostitutes advocating themself loudly in the streets and swears being used. It just adds so much to the atmosphere.
      Cant remember someone in FO4 even daring to swear onec

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That's the difference between Obsidian and Bethesda. One is actually competent at writing. The other is just tripping their way through game development

    • @thesneakystrangler9002
      @thesneakystrangler9002 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@KuueenKumi the way I've always seen it is like this: Obsidian (at least before the outer worlds) felt like Fallout, dark but with a teeny bit of dark humor to accent all the depressing stuff. Bethesda basically took the "dark humor" part and flanderized it, like how 3, 4, and 76 feel like Disney versions of Fallout, with very loose definitions of "scary" or "dark humor". The recent art direction is even a good example, everything has to be bright and shiny, even when the game literally takes place 76 years after a great nuclear war. Bethesda seems to want a "hope for the future" theme as opposed to the original fallout theme of "basically everything is fucked, and humanity's urge to fight itself will always ultimately overtake and overshadow the legacy of anything else".

    • @mandu6665
      @mandu6665 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@thesneakystrangler9002 Spot on. Bethesda's entire research into Fallout was reading the Steam pages of Fallout 1 and 2. It still cracks me up: Fallout 3 is "Go find your father" and Fallout 4 is "Go find your son." Bethesda really are the king of completely uninspired and uncreative RPG writing. They'd probably get better results from high school students taking Creative Writing 101.

  • @silversomnia
    @silversomnia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    1:33
    I thought this part was just the Courier saying something completely random, but figuring out that they think that the robot's an ice cream dispenser makes it five times as funny.

  • @yeetusfeetus3059
    @yeetusfeetus3059 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    "How dare you belch in the face of a Paladin of the Brotherhood of Steel. I hereby sentence you to death."
    Yeah, makes sense

  • @Ian-on7po
    @Ian-on7po ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I had no idea low intelligence generated special dialogue, this is hilarious!

    • @danilima6970
      @danilima6970 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Another Obsidian game that does the same is neverwinter nights.

    • @thefriendlyelephant1280
      @thefriendlyelephant1280 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I just discovered this today. I know how my next playthrough is going be 😂

  • @mariomaniac581
    @mariomaniac581 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I gotta use ''wow. I've got to admit, you have completely defied my first impression of you.'' Sometime

  • @agentpiltdown
    @agentpiltdown ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Of all the ones that made me laugh, it was 2:46 and the literal Legion Snakes that got me the most, god damn. New Vegas was so good. It's funny to think more time has elapsed now from its release than between then and when Fallout 2 was released

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don’t understand why the Courier’s brain was getting annoyed when YOURE LITERALLY NOT HELPING THE COURIER COMPUTE ATM

  • @codysellers4151
    @codysellers4151 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The one with Melody is actually quite wholesome. lol

  • @hank26381
    @hank26381 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Oh lovely, they sent me a MOR-ON."

  • @mlxh2819
    @mlxh2819 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I laughed so hard at Tabitha raging at the Courier 😂

  • @SilverFang2789
    @SilverFang2789 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have to wonder what a 1 Intelligence, 10 Charisma build would look like

  • @HaZzArDRefleXGamer
    @HaZzArDRefleXGamer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I am crying how Brain-tank is struggling to make his point 😂😂😂

  • @VongolaXZax
    @VongolaXZax ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Fallout New Vegas, is a certified classic.

  • @Post_Leako
    @Post_Leako ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the "pizza" or "warm" bit got me

  • @jordanbiggs5615
    @jordanbiggs5615 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i hope there'll be more fallout games that does more stuff like that. It'll always be hilarious when NPCs react how dumb the courier can be

  • @brocksells197
    @brocksells197 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorites are the ones with guys like Arcade or Milo where they are trying so hard to be nice to the absolute buffoon standing in front of them

  • @tinytrtle5681
    @tinytrtle5681 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    this is more expansive than I thought, all I really remembered was the ignacio/TALOS-1 stuff and a few others.
    but it still doesn't go far enough, if you've got 1 intelligence, you should have the option to have "gorilla communicating through 1-3 word sentence sign language" level speech options with everyone.

    • @Collin_J
      @Collin_J 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Fallout 1 and 2 did this. Probably easier when there's no voice acting to rewrite all the dialogue

  • @FurryQueenYT
    @FurryQueenYT ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The video alone is brighter than the courier here

  • @OxTheHerdzz
    @OxTheHerdzz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    "You're one of them "special" folks, ain't you?" will always still with me

    • @freshy4688
      @freshy4688 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "will always still with me"
      ...
      You're one of them "special" folks, ain't you?

  • @bodives
    @bodives ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Very interesting dialog you can have with Dog

  • @unib4324
    @unib4324 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love even though its a post apocalyptic setting even the most vile person takes their time to help you understand