0:50 was a masterpiece. The teleporting in front of you to gloat only to immediately run off the rock, the two people confusedly trying to attack her and each other, all the while casually dodging the painfully slow spells while a literal gate to hell softly hums in the background.
7:31 is my fav As soon as you can comprehend that the adoring fan is there, he only manages to get a vowel out before taking a devastating jab to the face, sending him bouncing off the wall and conscious/dazed enough to try and hold himself up on the table before passing out XD
1:20 Somehow, the Imperial Guard will always target your Mages guild colleagues instead of the serial murder that just anounced to kill you. It seems she has friends in the right places.
One cool thing that happened to me back in the day: I was fighting a guard on a bridge, and he did the disarming move. My sword went flying off the bridge way down into the water below. I just looked over, looked back at the guard, then jumped down into the water to escape because it was my only sword I had on me.
3:08 - Oh my god, this killed me. The guard beating on Martin, until the player comes along and uppercuts him, which yeets him across the room, and then the guard is like "Hold on a minute... Criminal scum!"
Once I went into a soldier's barracks and attacked a guy. Everyone crowded around me to try and kill me. In the mess, one guard accidently hit another. Everyone then turned on him, killed him, then congratulated me for helping.
8:33 when you don't want to shoot the enemy with arrow and hit her with blade, blunt weapons or with your fists because all of them are one hit away from leveling up and you have to wait until you level up because getting +2 to strength or agility when you have +5 to other attributes is not effective leveling. MAN! What an -absolutely shitty- *interesting* leveling system Oblivion has...
This game is always loaded with funny moments. 5:38 almost made me spill my tea. The poor bodyguard not doin'g anything for protection was hilarious as well.
2:24 OK never have i ever saw a DEAD npc moaning in pain from hits with a totally lifeless body not moving an inch yet his 'sensors' of collision are active lmfao
That one where he walked into the room with the round table 4:58 and there was fighting I couldn’t help but to picture it as a family thanksgiving dinner and you just happen to come at the right time as your mother in law was in a fight with her brother and your mom was there backing her up only to see you and be like “Oh hey! You made it!” As your brother goes over there to break up the fight but your mother in law punches him in the face and basically the hisses and screech was him cursing 😂
I sold it back to GameStop within the first week after buying it used upon an employee’s recommendation. It was so boring. These little scenes can be kinda funny though, but to have to suffer through the game in hopes to see funny glitches and such to occur is just not worth my time.
“Show me what you got” lays down. That’s a whole new meaning now lol😊
It sure is!
Indeed 😏
Can’t disagree
Must’ve been the wind
Guess the player liked it bit too rough
Martin looks increasingly done with your shenanigans every video
Smae heir
Unless you need something let's continue on to Weynon Priory...
@@runningdecadeix4780 wilburgur: "no sean were on a spy mission."
Aah the patience of brother Martin is truly astounding
"Don't do that" x22
0:50 was a masterpiece. The teleporting in front of you to gloat only to immediately run off the rock, the two people confusedly trying to attack her and each other, all the while casually dodging the painfully slow spells while a literal gate to hell softly hums in the background.
Reminds me of Thief III Deadly Shadows street massacres.
My favorite part of that is when she stands there like "🧍🏼♀️damn, he's really dodging my fire spell. Lemme try frost." 💀💀💀
@maksphoto78 this game actually was inspired by that game
7:31 is my fav
As soon as you can comprehend that the adoring fan is there, he only manages to get a vowel out before taking a devastating jab to the face, sending him bouncing off the wall and conscious/dazed enough to try and hold himself up on the table before passing out XD
Its even funnier with 0.25 speed
HAHAHAHAHAHA thank your for explaining what actually happened there I started laughing so hard once I saw the clip the way you explained it 🤣
I'm literally dying 🤣🤣🤣
2:35
This man just beat Glarthir to death right in front of you, then went "police brutality, yo".
6:26 I find that one ogre who struggles to find the door hugely relatable
lololol
3:15 "What is it, citizen?"
I...I honestly have no idea.
It is Dark Brotherhood Murderer. Apparently...
It would be nice Oblivion analogy to "Blood on snow" quest. The woman was found on Imperial city's streets. Every bone in her body was broken.
@@ksenof6317 by "broken", I assume, you mean its hitbox/model? (Cuz it's no surprise in that case)
@@thenamestails7152 by broken i mean her being inside out
@@ksenof6317 well, things happen.
I'm ready for a replay. It's been 15 years.
I was thinking that too. It's been so long I've pretty much forgotten almost everything, so it would be like a whole new Elder Scrolls game again.
@@hans_____Sadly I played this game so much that I think even on my dementia ridden deathbed my brain will only contain the entirety of Oblivion.
I love returning to this game every year for a week or two. the atmosphere is very comforting
Ive played probably 100 times on xbox360 and almost as many times on pc
@@capablancthat's my scenario but with Skyrim
6:11 had me rolling! "Run away!" 😂
As well as 6:20 them storming the cottage after him lol
oh my god, that part almost had me on the floor 😂
0:46 i think he wanted you to show him what you got ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yeaaah
When he wants to see what you got but what you got is bloodlust
That got homoerotic very quickly
"Don't do that -.-"
Truly a man of culture.
Oblivion was something unique, Todd's finest game
Not joking, it was way more fun than Skyrim.
@@Demetrius900000And Starfield
From the chess club?
It just worked
@@MexximusUKWell, yeah. I would say a colonoscopy would be more fun than Starfield.
5:14
*violent dremora noises in the background*
That guy: Time to move out and forget my life-time career dreams
6:19 I can't, it's like he just tried to hide inside a tiny car from a band of clowns. Never a good idea
I was wheezing at that! 😂😂
7:33 had me crying with laughter. Seeing the Adoring Fan get smashed into next year
Smashed into oblivion, you might say.
I’ll see myself out.
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 🤣
Too funny, had me in stitches.
4:52 - She wasn't having any of that shit
Telekinetic "NO!"
This comment made the clip even funnier! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
11:18 They disappointed in you. Since you don't join with their potion party.
Skooma*
Potion Party, that's hilarious. XD
@@American_GunslingerSkooma is a potion
"Potion party" 🤣🤣💀💀
3:51 i love how angry martin looks its like he's thinking "wtf why are they talking about me like that im right HERE!"
7:32 The way he realistically hit the table and slid off it fucking killed me!
4:57 The ridiculous fighting going on to the calm and perfect Oblivion music always gets me XD
**does nothing**
"You've done well."
Any time something weird happens in Oblivion, I assume Sheogorath got a hold of the code
by that logic sheogorath wrote the whole damn game
@@fault3k Sometimes a daedric prince gets bored
0:00 This is how I walk in my dreams.
by the Nine Divines, that's what I've been waiting for! Take care.
The thalmor would like to know your location 😊
@@three-fingers UH OH-
@3:57 Join the fighters guild, become a jedi
More glorious Oblivion moments. Thank you very much.
What I love about this game is everyone's playthrough experiences are unique. 😂
1:20 Somehow, the Imperial Guard will always target your Mages guild colleagues instead of the serial murder that just anounced to kill you. It seems she has friends in the right places.
One cool thing that happened to me back in the day: I was fighting a guard on a bridge, and he did the disarming move. My sword went flying off the bridge way down into the water below. I just looked over, looked back at the guard, then jumped down into the water to escape because it was my only sword I had on me.
2:23 whats the matter? Getting tired? >:C
Yeah maybe. xD
Getting tired, of YOU not letting me FVCKIN SLEEP FOR A SINGLE MOMENT uuuhhh!
The Fighters Guilds presence was so great simply speaking its name was enough to fling a man across the road. Amazing
5:54 When you try to socialize and engage in a conversation but you have 0 social skill.
1:29 Just casually side-stepping every attack, lmao.
3:58 "I used to be a adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee."
I love it when NPCs fight. I’ll get a gang of animals chasing me and run through an enemy camp, then sit back and enjoy the show.
Ogres running in oblivion will always have a special place in my heart 6:13
3:08 - Oh my god, this killed me.
The guard beating on Martin, until the player comes along and uppercuts him, which yeets him across the room, and then the guard is like "Hold on a minute... Criminal scum!"
3:14 Guard: What is it, citizen?
Me: I don't know maybe some kind of homunculus perhaps.
5:09 that's the most Fallout-looking NPC I've seen in an Elder Scrolls game
The guard attacking that thief woman yelling "take that you bastard!" is absolutely incredible lmao
Ah yes, the safer Gold Road
4:05 he just hates you specifically
Once I went into a soldier's barracks and attacked a guy. Everyone crowded around me to try and kill me. In the mess, one guard accidently hit another. Everyone then turned on him, killed him, then congratulated me for helping.
7:32 "BY - HUMPF!!!"
Elder Mer; Don't DARE to say a word!
Adoring Fan: *Inhale* BY-
8:26 Oh no, murder!!! But... I gotta... finish... my book... yeah, and then she said....
0:00 obviously Toutius is now pursuing his dream of becoming a street performer, that walk is his signature dance move
This video is peak Oblivion.
0:53 the windup followed by the *YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE TRAVELER* is so funny to me for no reason
Tourists doing the… reverse moon walk? The *SUNWALK*
0:56 "I'm afraid..." Jesus Christ lady, what about me? I got beyond afraid, I got petrified! What kind of Eldritch horror are you?
The part with glarthir had me rolling .
“Ah! Ah ahhhh!”
8:35 The marauder getting hit by the spiked ball was so funny😂
"What's the matter?! Getting tired?!"
Well, he is lying on the floor and not getting up
0:44 His therapist told him to sleep on decisions that make him angry
I thought he wanted some heat in the sheets with our boy.
0:01 Master of moonwalking … legend says mj learned it from him
I just finished a short playthrough of mine and now I'm binging your videos incase I missed any funny interactions. Thanks for uploading! ^^
10:39 And here we see an example of Newton's third law.
He really gave his all for that final attack.
Idk why I wasn't expecting the convo amid the fighting at ~5:00, but I didn't and nearly spat out all of my drink
10:45 the most realistic game dialogue ever
2:29 Glarthir getting the best top of his life
Your comment made me cry
Toutius' Sextyous moonwalk at the very beginning was enough for me to realise I really Liked this sort of a video.
9:04 I think this scene is the stupidest one.
I don’t know if it was intentional or not, but your TH-cam avatar face appearing over the drinking guy’s face at the end slayed me.
It was indeed intentional. First I wanted to place it in the right corner but then I noticed it fits perfectly on his face. 😄
The first one is literally every person walking Infront of me when I go out.
6:05 that "Leave me alone!" was actually said by the Hero of Kvatch😂
10:04 - The judgement is deafening.
2:05 dat stare from the guard behind tho 😂😂😂
8:35 The marauder getting hit by the spiked ball was so funny
2:34 Glathir is lying unconscious. "Am I supposed to be impressed ?" :)
Its why Oblivion is beautiful.
08:29 Does he start writing in his journal about his murder while he’s being murdered? Or maybe it’s the very end of his autobiography? Lmfao!
It’s like those journal entries you find were the person writes right before they die
When Hodd Toward Cared about us. Gave us gems like this, i still play this time to time hahahaha
That guy at the beginning stept in a cow shit, and you looking at him making him feeling even more awkward.
0:25 Hero of kvatch locked in jail
my guy Sextius chastising you for stealing from Glarthir as he beats the paranoia out of him never fails to amuse me
6:55 when you haven't said "stop right there you criminal scum" for 5 seconds
3:40 is literally me
Wes Johnson yelling with rage is one of my favorite oblivion sound effects
8:33 when you don't want to shoot the enemy with arrow and hit her with blade, blunt weapons or with your fists because all of them are one hit away from leveling up and you have to wait until you level up because getting +2 to strength or agility when you have +5 to other attributes is not effective leveling.
MAN! What an -absolutely shitty- *interesting* leveling system Oblivion has...
3:57 We've got such a strong fighters guild presen- AGGGGGGH
"What's the matter?"
"Getting tired!"
An honest inner monologue of a college student during the exams.
I love how Martin is just glaring at you the whole time.
3:13 Oblivion physics can't be beaten.
5:48 You have to wait for the orc comment to understand what just happened. 😂
Watching videos like this makes me wonder why in hell people want a functioning Bethesda game? This is perfection
These are always great to watch before bed. Reminds me of better times.
2:19, 2:23, 2:27, 2:29, 2:30, 2:31, 2:34 and 2:37 Beating up Glarthir. 3:03 Body's still warm, looks like there's a killer about.
1:00 greatest jump scare of all time
the guard attacking the mage guild people instead of the serial killer is hella funny
That dude Jauffre really wants you gone.
The one with Glarthir on the floor had me crying of laughter
This game is always loaded with funny moments. 5:38 almost made me spill my tea. The poor bodyguard not doin'g anything for protection was hilarious as well.
I had to replay 3:56 a dozen times cause of how much it was making me laugh
Tood, this is your finest work
This must be the only game where people are actually happy that it's so broken
2:24 OK never have i ever saw a DEAD npc moaning in pain from hits with a totally lifeless body not moving an inch yet his 'sensors' of collision are active lmfao
That one where he walked into the room with the round table 4:58 and there was fighting I couldn’t help but to picture it as a family thanksgiving dinner and you just happen to come at the right time as your mother in law was in a fight with her brother and your mom was there backing her up only to see you and be like “Oh hey! You made it!” As your brother goes over there to break up the fight but your mother in law punches him in the face and basically the hisses and screech was him cursing 😂
I forgot this game was janky as hell. I swear it just makes it more appealing.
It's just magical. I love this game.
I sold it back to GameStop within the first week after buying it used upon an employee’s recommendation. It was so boring. These little scenes can be kinda funny though, but to have to suffer through the game in hopes to see funny glitches and such to occur is just not worth my time.
8:26 That lazy "murder" exclamation 😁
You know.. I never saw someone rejecting an apple so gracefully.