The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody (THE COLLECTION)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ค. 2020
- This is the complete collection of all Senile Scribbles: Skyrim animated content. This includes, all bonus episodes, bloopers and multiple brand new loading screens. *Full Easter Egg List Below*
OTHER SPOTS:
➤TH-cam 2nd Channel: / seanzgarage
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PROGRAMS USED:
✔After Effects - Animation
✔Photoshop - Artwork
Music:
"Death of Kings" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
➤➤➤Full Dungeon Map: i.imgur.com/iwyPDS2.jpg
EASTER EGG Hints & Timestamps:
⚪Egg 1: (Fire and Blood) 0:35 What could be a more appropriate sigil for the Dragonborn than the Targaryen symbol located on his chest.
⚪Egg 2: (Old Suit) 1:54 The "old" suit of steel plate armor from the very first and original Skyrim Parody walks by the screen.
⚪Egg 3: (Translation) 5:00 (Might have to HD) There's an inscription on the Dragonborn's Steel Helm. It would seem DB has very little respect for Skyrim authority.
⚪Egg 4: (What Goes Up) 5:43 Must come down. Notice a random character falling from the sky after suffering a giant's wroth.
⚪Egg 5: (Odd Combination) 7:06 In the first scene the infamous Pac-Man has interjected himself as one of the combination door inscriptions.
⚪Egg 6: (Snake In The Grass) 8:35 Literally, there is a snake in the grass. Look closely and quickly over the Dragonborn's right shoulder to catch the snake slithering from one bush to another.
⚪Egg 7: (Out of Gas) 13:39 The alchemy table in the background stops smoking temporarily.
⚪Egg 8: (On Your Six) 14:40 You can spot the Dragonborn lurking behind the wealthy elf for the duration of this scene. Can you spot each item DB pickpockets off of the Elf?
⚪Egg 9: (Bad Bat) 15:37 Right as the bad Bandit Captain crouches down to hide he reveals the crest on his chest that boasts the Batman symbol.
⚪Egg 10: (Fountain of Water) 17:52 Don't blink or you'll miss the water fountain (among other things) )on the dungeon map, conveniently placed so that the Dragonborn will not become parched.
⚪Egg 11: (Stabbed in the Back_ground) 18:42 Peep the Dagger of Humiliation from episode 2 stabbed into the table in the background.
⚪Egg 12: (Nice Rack) 22:16 The weapon rack behind the Dragonborn holds some of the most prized weapons from the Game of Thrones parody series.
⚪Egg 13: (Sonic Boom) 24:08 Pause the video as the far end of the Elder Scroll is revealed to see the Sonic The Hedgehog's head adorning the side of the Scroll. (HD recommended)
⚪Egg 14: (X Marks the Man) 24:28 Wouldn't it be interesting if the Dragonborn was an X-man? IDK maybe not, but I put the X-man symbol on his arm band nonetheless.
⚪Egg 15: (A Bad Sign) 26:33 The Black Door at Dawnstar Sanctuary seems to get a little irate with the dragon born and flips him off.
⚪Egg 16: (Big Boned) 27:22 The bones of the slain giant from the previous episode can be seen decorating the landscape in the background.
⚪Egg 17: (Love Rocks) 29:37 Notice the hand on the assassin's stomach change to a different gesture?! It's not the "rock", it's actually sign language for "I Love You".
⚪Egg 18: (Dawnguard Sanctuary) 31:34 Spotting a Dark Brotherhood Assassin is never a good thing, or maybe they're just keeping tabs on their newest initiate. The head of an assassin can be spotted peering over the wood post fence in the background.
⚪Egg 19: (Let There Be Light) 34:05 The candles behind the Dragonborn spontaneously combust into flame after the Dragonborn transforms into his true form.
⚪Egg 20: (Bird Watching) 35:53 Catch the elusive Solstheim Sea Gull as he rests on a post near the harbor in the background.
⚪Egg 21: (Spiderzilla) 39:34 Eyes on the nearest mountain range to catch a freakishly large spider come out of the forest for a little sunbathing just before vanishing behind the dragon's wing.
⚪Egg 22: (There Goes my Ride) 40:37 Spot the dragon flying in the distance near the mountain peaks.
THANKS FOR WATCHING :) - ตลก
Took me SO LONG to realize the guards think the Dragonborn is asking them if they’re against HAPPY marriages.
Everyone gets it in their own time
It's okay, I've been a fan of this series for years and just realized today. Same with the hammers and gamer lol- the subtle wit is incredible!
@@celessilverfrond8944 same! I remember watching them as they came out. Sometimes it just takes watching them again 🤣
I didnt even realize this until I read this comment
Same
*Unrealistic, Skyrim doesn't have short loading screens.*
PSVR loading screens are short
slower if your playing from the disk
They patched that on the Switch I think..
Realistic for me. If anything, mine take less time
in fact i cant even read the tips on mine because i dont have hobbies and bought a pc for way too much money
Fun fact: when you clear out a bandit hive, you will find 5x the gold in the barrels and stuff than the bounty on the bandits.
The More You Know! Lol thanks for this information. It helps.
Also true for giant camps. One of the easier ways to get money early game is to make a beeline for the chests without drawing aggro from the giants.
Also the bandits themselves have cash that adds up at the end
@@klade5031goldenhills plantation. Farm wheat. 18k by lvl10.
Which isn’t saying much, funnily enough!
“Wake up honey. It’s time to rewatch the entire senile scribbles Skyrim parody”
For the 34th time 😅😂
Watching this while chilling after work lol
Same here lol
No matter what else I get into, Skyrim always calls me back through this series, it always happens
can someone explain term senile scribbles
Only OG will remember the daedric sword scene when the sword used to moan and then bark
“Oh YeAh! Oh YeAh!” *Woof*
Never forget
Never can forget
It was perfect the way it was. Absolute perfection.
It was amazing
Dragonborn: Racial equality?
Stormcloak: *Define equality*
no cats or lizards
Or elves
Goddamn dark elves
High elves***
Stormcloak's definition of equality is "Underpay young and old non-nords despite their hard work outside the city in the harsh cold"
...Yeah I don't see how they are a good choice unless the player is a nord themselves. They want to fight the Thalmors because they treat every other races as inferior... Sure, that would be the main argument to join the Stormcloaks.... But that's pratically what Nords do (if not worse) with those that aren't nords.
As an Argonian player, would I rather get Thalmor boots over my face, or Nord boots over my face? One would just look down on me as inferior... the other will do that too AND forbid you of basic rights because you're born of the wrong race.
5:04 is still my favorite bit from this series. "Oh Skyrim is burning and our greatest hope is off picking flowers."
AND STEALING THEM AT THAT!
AND chasing butterflies
mine is "Nah you gotta go the long way"
26:58 the idea that the magical dark brotherhood door is just a couple of dudes on the otherside pranking you is hilarious😂
I like it when he's trying to apologize telling him ,
" look if I would've known, you would have done half thone things" 😂
Did you notice the hand on the door flips him off at 26:33?
@@WorldtwentyfiveI did! 😂
I love Elder Scrolls tbh, I hope they do release another soon. Though it’s unlikely.
I love to think this is after the dragonborn become the leader so they are basically pranking their boss lmao
One of my favorite bits in the whole thing lmao
16:55
Courier: I’ve got something I’m supposed to deliver
Dragonborn: Dude, how do you find me in the middle of nowhere?
Courier: What, you think you’re the only one who gets quest markers?
Officially cannon
And fast travel abilities, apparently
Wow
I’m trying to find a console PS4 mod to kill them,but I guess ps4 sucks
@@SnootDoot i feel you
Skeletons are terrible in skyrim because of nutrient deficiency; "Milk-Drinker" is an insult in Nord culture, so Nord Skeletons are more fragile because of lack of calcium.
And we finally have found the most unneeded yet strangly informative thing to know about skyrim
they literally eat wheels of cheese the size of heads in a single sitting though so i think they got calcium under control
Wouldn’t even be surprised if Bethesda thinks that excuse
I actually found a jug of milk for sale in Whiterun. It was being sold by the girl Yosolda is always talking to.
No, you can find plenty of dairy products throughout Skyrim, not least of which cheese. Milk-drinker is simply meant to suggest someone is a baby. It's not an actual hatred of dairy, and Nords definitely don't have calcium deficiency. I have seen this theory way too many times.
Still the best series to date, rewatched this like eight times and still noticing new shit
That'd be your brain recalibrating some information in your memory.
Yeah, I just noticed the “Gamer” bit
@@annamesser6880 💀
He liked this how ? Thought he stopped this account or died
the same exact words could be said about the game this parody is of
The segment with the Dovahkiin trying to put the candle back on the table is absolute Golden! 😂😂
It's 2011, Thanksgiving weekend, I'm in the middle of a 4- day binge.
I spent over an hour trying to put shit back on the fucking table 😂
I finally did the same thing as the clip and didn't look back. 😅
🤣🤣
@@Im.Yer.Huckleberry Sometimes I just end up putting the item in a dresser or even sell it. 😂 But so e items like plates and buckets, for some reason I HAVE to put those back. 😁
Load last Auto Save and take the hit to your immersion.
It’s cardinal rule for Skyrim players, that whenever a piece of food, furniture or weapon falls off its normal position then it may as well have alway been there cus you know dam well you can’t put it back without loading a save that it far too old 😂
When the world needed him the most, he returned
The next guy we need to return is filthy Frank / Pink Guy
@@kobiimac5131 idk never watched his videos
they're hilarious if you like weird humor watch 100 accurate life hacks or if you like the same weird messed up humor watch the weeaboo video
It has been years but he has really returned
I love coming back to this channel every once and awhile
Serana: is this mens armor?
Dragonborn: Oh yea sorry i couldnt get your exact measurements from the friendzone
Me: Wheezing
Yea that shit was funny
That is Divine tier comedy
Lmao
Also me: Koffing 😂😂😂😂
Even sheogorath is laughing from this
"what, your mum never levelled up your speechcraft?" always gets me. There are so many classic lines here
Pleeeasaaase just let J'Zargo dieeee
"Hey Jzargo just gave you the map, he didnt build the fucking place" I wish the companions gave me snark like that lol
This is a masterpiece. The only thing he forgot was how we inevitably all end up becoming stealth archers.
Inevitable is the right word
The dark brotherhood led me down that path
Glad i'm not the only one who starts a new game thinking:“ This Time i'll do Two-Handers!“...for like an Hour...
I want to deny this. I really do. But alas, I cannot
I usually become a battle mage so i can heal myself while i whack enemies
"Those guys used to be the shit back in the day"
Flashbacks to constantly getting staggered by champion skeletons.
Don't forget when the higher leveled skeletons summoned their own skeleton minions
Those were the days...
I red this at the time of the clip
@@kirtrich2414 timing 100
@@kirtrich2414 You Red it?
i love how he became more confident over time
Realistic
I think the sentence “Although to be fair even though they’re rare you might want to prepare for the Werebears there.” Has to be my favorite sentence ever 😂
“What they travel in packs”
Rest in peace, moaning sword. You will be missed.
Agreed the first time i heard the original i cracked me up R.I.P
@Lord Quin they had to, the first video got taken down because it was unsuitable for audiences. they had to remove some stuff
😂😂
@@gravytrainn How are the sales for the Falmor Blood Elixir going?
For real
“You’re not talking your way out of this loading screen” -Skyrim guard
I wish that was an actual phrase from the game
Wait a minute, Dr. Bright what are you doing outside of the foundation?
You're god damned right you won't talk your way out!
@@darkesthourstudios should i be more worried Dr. Bright is outside the foundation... or that he never responded... Should i run to my personal bunker stockpiled with goods?
@@CrystalFoxBlade *I’m not sure Myself*
Even after all this time my favorite skit is mirakk slowly going into an existential crisis while flailing his “sword” around.
It can’t be…
_(flop, flop)_
Oh, no…
Its what he deserves for stealing dragon souls from me for the last 5 years
20:26 Anyone else remember when the enchanted sword swings were moans?
Yeah i do. Did he reupload this? Cause i remember i first watched this when i was much younger before 2020, thought this was way older.
@@tarheelpro87the last vid was taken down because of the moans
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
@@yonatanbehar3322 figured since everything else is as i remember it
That wasn't the video it was just your mom doing her job next door
Tradition to rewatch this every time I randomly start playing Skyrim again
Ironically... Rewatching this has made me wanna reinstall and set up some mods lol
I rewatch this then start playing again, I clicked, so now I have to play again.
@@sumrandomseal694 i feel that
Same
I've watched this 7 times this week , nonstop playing skyrim 🤣
I love how you only changed the sword sounds and a few swears and TH-cam is like “yeah that seems about right”
Pretty much
Amazing how lame algo is huh
@@seanzoz does J’Zargo have COVID-19?
I hate how they changed the sword sounds it was funnier before
Yeah. All this "sensitivity" is lame.
I'll always find it funny that some random whiterun guard is out adventuring in an ancient nord ruin
I've watched this probably 20 times over the years and I just finally got the gamer joke. Totally didn't even think about how Elder Scrolls calls elves Mer.
All elves in all divisions are Mer. The Lord of The Rings, World of Warcraft, The Elder Scrolls, all of it.
Uhh.... Ohhh!!
Now I get it too. Lol.
oh....OHHHHH
Well, in Warcraft they’re all Dorei, but close enough
And now you’re the reason I got the joke. 😂
Every time Todd re-released Skyrim, I think the senile scribbles are re-recommended to me. And I’m never disappointed.
At this point, I use it as a modding guide.
I'm playing the switch version now. I own this game on four other systems. Lol
I miss the original upload before TH-cam took it down, but just to show support I rewatch this every month or so.
@@SeanoftheDead549 That means you are a part of the problem..
@@ImSiddis I wouldn’t call it a problem. All it does is allow more people to play Skyrim
The Dragonborn, Leader of all the guilds in skyrim, guild master of the thieves guild, has recovered the crown of barenziah single handedly, has his own settlement in dawnstar where he has his own group of assassins, thane of all cities, master of all skills in the game, has more gold than anyone else in the entire country, has saved Skyrim from the most powerful dragon on earth, saved solsthiem from another dragonborn, stopped the leader of the most powerful vampire clan from literally blocking out the sun, has the finest armor quality known to man, where even the most skilled blacksmiths would be in awe of how fine quality it is, either gorgeous ebony, intimidating daedric, or badass dragon bone. Quite simply the greatest warrior the world has ever seen.
“Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll.”
Yeah, I downloaded a mod to become high king and each time they insult me I use kill the traitor
Someone has too much time on their hands(._.)
Has also killed about 70 dragons
No you're slightly off. Miraak wanted to take over Solstheim then move on to the entire world. So you save the world at least three times, one for the main story, and two for the Dawnguard and Dragonborn DLCs
@@maxime2445 bro i been doing the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 so satisfying
The Dragonborn: Can kill Miraak and save Nirn 100x over and can end it too
Also the Dragonborn: Can’t place a candle on the table without it falling over
The dragonborn is too strong, they can't control their power 😔
@@FlaccidPancakeFr 🥲
I wish there was a mod to put these voicelines in the game.
Genius
There's a new mod which adds voices over the dragonborn line, they're awesome
@@fergusmccallum7751 Please share the mod name with the rest of the class
The most philosophical genius is the "giving beggars coin gives you 'gift of charity'. Essentially you buy it making it neither gift nor charity" line. I died.
so your a ghost? Me too! :)
yes that is an amazingly astute observation. I had always disliked getting the buff but never understood why, until now :)
I suppose it was more of a thing when they made the game as if you played it when the game first came out you wouldn’t know that you gained the gift of charity it would simply be a nice little bonus for doing the good thing if that makes sense
@@jamestheaverageman6959 Ye, it's hard to find a matrix-style computer booth to contact the other side, took me 4 months.
@@stonedstardestroyer8361 That....is actually a good point. Truly charitable people wouldn't look in stats if they got a benefit of some kind but just move on.
"J'zargo is not your test kitty"
Now that's what I call hipocrisy
HA
What about hypokitty?
@@athenarubio96 gtfo
J'zargo is your test kitty
666th like
This video never gets old
7:41 for anyone who wondered this, the symbols are on the claw, not to keep people out... but to keep the draugr in.
So please ignore the dozens of draugr that you run into before even reaching the door.
@@crazycookie4645 maybe they were turned into draugr after the doors were closed? Anyways, this is all Bethesda's reasoning.
That still doesn't make sense because someone could just open the door and let the Draugr out anyway.
@shakefan1484 again, I found this information in a Bethesda article. ( I don't remember what it was... sorry.) Yeah there's a lot of holes in this, but it's better than nothing I guess.
Edit: I remember some book in the game describing them as caretakers for the Nordic ruins they inhabit. Maybe some did get let out, and yet they stay at the entrance guarding it? I don't remember the books name. Unfortunately, the likely awnser is that good game design conflicts with naritive sometimes.
@@shakefan1484 the draugr outside are supposed to be guards, the nords who died during the rebellion against the dragon cult. The druagr inside are loyalists who are imprisoned.
IDC what Bethesda says. THIS is the canon dragonborn.
Yes
Yes
yes
Yes
yes
"You're not talking your way out of THIS loading screen!"
That line will never get old.
What if TESVI was just Skyrim with no loading screens? I'd probably still buy it.
None of this gets old. I've been rewatching this for a week straight
@@brandonquist8394 don’t give Bethesda any ideas
TRUEEE
Lmao the only thing I try to avoid is the loading screen 😂
Love rewatching the alchemy guy: "Sho, you wanna learn about alchemy do you?"
Got the biggest laugh out of my mum when she asked how I make dinner:
"OK, just take every ingredient you have at your disposal and then just start... *cue arm movements* mixing them all together!"
Imagine an Elden Ring parody by this man.
Elder Ring will never compare to the vast homeliness and comfortable customs The Elder Scrolls offers and exhibits.
@@fudgepacker2858 probably because unlike skyrim elden ring is not focused on much npc interaction. Skyrim has 100 times better npcs but skyrim also has zero fighting mechanics while elden ring does because its focused on fighting
@@fudgepacker2858i only care about an old dragon and laura bailey cuz theyre the only well written npcs in skyrim. Oh and my mod companions kinda. I care more about a girl made of rot, a girl stealing my essance to raise a dead fish god, a pot and a coward braggart in elden ring.
@@damiendingus-xp6ki...as someone that views ER as a failed game by From soft, because they reverted the core gameplay to clunky old Dark Souls, but added their innovations only as gimmicks, thus pissing on years of advance, all to literally make Dark Souls, which they said they wouldn't... It's a stretch to say that Skyrim has anything on any FromSoft game... Yes, everyone here has 1k hours in Skyrim, we all did everything everywhere, all at once. But it is a shamelessly putrid mess of shallow design, coding and gameplay. Its saving features are the way those are put together and its awe inspiring music, theme and visuals. Not graphics, mind you, but visuals. There is no combat. There is barely any magic, hell you need mods to add the more interesting stuff. There is no story, no character. The best frigging companion you have is from a god damned mod. Just Google Inigo. Or Recorder. The crafting system is bad, broken, bullshit, boring, borderline psychotic for production and barely held together by spit.
And after all that, yes I am still gonna play Skyrim after I lose the feeling of hatred that the shittiness of the game instills in you.
The Dragonborn is capable of slaughtering dragons, giants, draugs, vampires, werewolves and any other being that breathe. He's capable of learning ancient words that existed longer than most of the living being in Skyrim itself. And he can even tame a dragon and terrorize the skies and bring death from above... But decorating your house is far beyond anything you can ever achieve.
Easily do-able by mods
@@Willzb-xk4ew tell me now what mods are you talking abou
@@user-cl9ww9it8v mods that place items such as weapon racks, display cases etc
@@Willzb-xk4ew I mean what's they're called?
@@user-cl9ww9it8v im gonna have to search for them cause i uninstalled then reinstalled skyrim
Dragonborne: “You know you can walk in the sun right?”
Harkon: “Yeah it’s fucking annoying.”
I feel that.
Lol trying to use these mainstream crap. It's felt*
“Your vampire blood boils in the sunlight”
@@mileschow5961 doesn't damage you like it used to in Oblivion though.
@@LilMcMoffett oh yeah Oblivion sucks for vampires for sure
@@khabibmcgregor3592 “Shut up, bitch.” -The Rock
Omg, after YEARS of watching and rewatching this series, I FINALLY get the joke about the Spriggan getting hit by an arrow! For years I thought maybe a follower shot her offscreen, but I just now realised that when she knocked the Dragonborn over, she inadvertently made him fire his arrow into the air, so it came back down and killed her! Literally only just realised this!
It puts a whole new meaning to "you need to back up"
Are you serious
It's a triangle of death 😂
20:47
I still come back to this masterpiece every year, and still point out that youtube forcibly changed the sword sound from moaning to cat sounds and chicken sound.
It's still hilarious though.
I legit remember the original vividly
"Can't get any worse than this..."
"..."
"dO yOu gO tO tHe cLoUd DiStRiCt vErY oFtEn"
cyclone “Eh WhAt Am I sAyInG, oF cOuRsE yOu DoN’T”
*OH MY FU**ING GOD*
I would've used Mr. Cloud District instantly
@@dr.bright6272 I would've saved him to torture others.
AAAAHHHH MY EARS
I love how the overencumbered movement speed is the base walking speed, but we all feel like it's so slow because we're used to jogging and running
*running until our character is about to collapse both lungs, then jogging for 6 seconds and repeating the process
Base walking speed in Fallout New Vegas is so bad
PLAYER.SETAV SPEEDMULT 250
Fallout. You have as much stamina as my shampoo
@@humanperson9443 Truu
I respect the Dragonborn's persistence with Serana. A man of cultured taste.
Just realised how the Dragonborn must look to npcs, like he just appears, and runs around for a while going in and out of a random tavern, and then spends about ten minutes forging 600 golden rings and then starts talking to everyone like a drunk Breton, and then just fucking vanishes
"There's alchemy here."
"You mean chemistry?"
"It's so much more than that"
Best pickup line evwr
First comment?
Reply*
“‘Men only want one thing and it is fucking disgusting”
Dead Nazeen
Kill nazeem speedrun 4:28 seconds world record. Any%
I got news for you. I went in Whiterun and found him, then he teleported in the sky, fell down, and died. Idk what happened.
@@ocefloww He went to the cloud district
In fact not disgusting
@@advertisingadrian I'm wheezing like a cancer patient.
I love the gag at 4:52 where he pulls out another dagger of humiliation which accordingly doesnt exist, love this series
“I swear to god I’m gonna steal you fucking soul” never fails to get me everytime I watch this
Pin this comment or I will disenchant all of your armor and put water breathing on it.
you heard the man.
Goddamn. That’s a hostage situation if I’ve ever seen one. Just threaten to burn his down. It would hurt less 😂
Okay there was definitely a different pinned comment.
jeez man
You wouldn’t dare
Imagine if he put "quicksaving..." at the top everytime there was a scene the dragonvorn got mad at an npc
You genis
@Drew Harris but he kind of does
The quick saving message. How npcs know the are f*cked
When NPC's See the Quicksaving Message in the top: *Internal Screaming*
I slayed every village now i hate myself:( but it was worth it.
He says it's a parody.
We say it's a masterpiece.
I'm only six minutes into this, and it's awesome. I came here because I searched for "Skyrim series" since I've watched all the episodes available of the Joe Joeman series by Mylque. Next episode comes out Saturday, or at least they are usually Saturdays. Joe Joeman is the hero we all need.
Cops skyrim is another good series
Joe Joeman for 2023
The Dark Brotherhood trolling the dragonborn with the black door will never get old...
I can't take the dark brotherhood seriously thanks to this video lol
Thats always been my favorite clip. Where they are laughing and telling him to put it in the mail slot 😂
Agreed 🤣🖐️
I wish 2 prankster assassins were officially in the game now thanks to this vid
"Come on bring it, pound me in the mail slot"
Okay soul trapping the ebony warrior is fine but putting him next to nazeem, that's just cruel
@Zackery Mathias should have dropped the wooden sword in the soul carin
And dragonborn is racist, because ebony warrior is Redguard!
@@SpartakTH how
... I enchant a dagger with nazeem soul and dump it in apocrypha ocean
@@ibnmuhammad886”red guard please” think about it
My favorite thing about the "Yol" part is that if you listen closely they actually do say "Yol Toor Shul". The "shul" is what bleeds into being the roar.
It’s tradition to return to good old Skyrim videos like these and Lord Scatsbury to remind me of better times as a young man wandering through wilderness of Tamriel
I love it how the character keeps leveling up as shown in the loading screens.
Even his armor changes accordingly. Details like this really adds something to this series.
The level 1000 legend 🙌
Why did he start the dawnguard dlc at like level 70
I started at level 13
Big Brain Shigechi most people usually start it after, or right before they kill Alduin, for instance, I killed him at level 45, started dawnguard at 43
@@tdoyr2119 I think he did that because the first parts of this series may came out before the DLCs were released.
If that isn't the case, then I think I might have opted this to follow a believable order in which the Dragonborn would do his quests, and then immediately breaks that when the Dawnguard found out he hasn't even killed Alduin yet.
I started dawnguard so early because vampire lord powers would be helpful in the main quest line
"A professional Gay-Mer." I just got that joke.
I love how his tunic turns pink!!
@@disturbedpyro4511 if you look at the scene well, you can see the dragonborn sneaking up behind him and taking his stuff, little by little, that's why his robes "turn pink." if you see him without an amulet, you missed your chance to see the Dovahkiin.
I got the Ham-mer joke just now
Daniel Tapner wait, did you just explain that joke to someone who got the joke?
*OOOOOHHHH*
Only the real ones will remember the original audio lol
The creator made a bunch of changes and I understand why. But the original version was so much funnier.
@@SleepyBastard is it still available online?
@@irondan3575 not as far as I know
@@SleepyBastard Most noticeable with the enchanted sword.
And there are more clips in this than before.
I've watched the compilation over and over but today I saw a few of the sketches for the first time in my life.
@@patrickpausch982oh, i just Made a comment about the sword 😅
37:11 “Then you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna masquerade around this fucking wasteland dressed as one of your cultists and tell people all kinds of shit, like how much you love painting your toenails and brushing other men’s hair.”
“You still there?”
“…I’m here.” He sounds so defeated.
For those who don't get the Gamer joke, mer is the word for elf. So he's saying he wants to be a professional Gay Elf.
(Edit) For the Hammer edition, they're essentially calling them pig elves, which is also smart due to the fact that they are renouned for smithing.
Ty Pyjama dan for the Hammer bit didn't catch it myself.
And the hammer joke too, ham (pig) and mer (elf)
thank you, i was so confused and now feel like an idiot
That that was also kind of obvious but hey thank you for pointing that out to the people who didn’t get it no trying to be salty OK it’s just the way I talk
Time stamp?
I think I've needed to have that explained to me all sixteen times I've watched this.
"Welp, this is my life now. Trapped in this soul gem until someone shatters me to enchant a pair of underwear..."
"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying...Of course you don't."
Me: "Oh god..."
The comedy for this series was top notch.
New here, explanation pleass?
@@JoJo-bs1in it's the most annoying NPC you'll ever find in the whole game. You'll be minding your business going to a blacksmith or whatever and the second you pass him, he hits you with the "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Makes me wanna shout spam him constantly.
@@jordansmith2042 most annoying npc, with the exception of those damn children
Best part is that after being used to enchant a pair of underwear Nazeem and the Ebony Warrior get to enjoy an eternity in the Soul Cairn.
That was damn funny! I snorted coffee over that!
having children on the frontlines is actual a great strategy for winning wars considering their completely immortal and seemingly feel little to no pain
The hiccup and depression shouts. God imagine those in game. Enemy goes to attack, and suddenly stutters. Enemy suddenly sheathes their weapon, and begs for death.
“What say you in your defense, SHUT UP I heard about you and your honeyed words”
"You're not talking away out of this loading screen"
Feminism at its best.
The US divorce court system @ men
"We have alchemy here
You..you mean chemistry
It's so much more than that."
This is the best Skyrim pickup line
Yup I gonna ty that I'll tell you how it goes
I don't get it context please
Icantfindthefork Alchemy is a skill in the game, but as a pickup line it gets the other person to say “we have chemistry” and there’s the option to one-up that a step further.
I think. I may have also missed the joke myself.
I was kind of dtf when he said that myself.
The exchange with the Ebony Warrior is hilarious and accurate 🤣
35:58 sums up exactly how I feel about Dragon Bone Armor and Stalhrim lol. Makes me laugh every time.
I like how J'zargo can read his AIDS letter when he's blind
Nah, Dovahkiin fixed it with the side effect of having to use his depression shout
I think it's his test for Testemper because he's a cat.
Dont shouts wear off?
@@astolfofansunny4047 *The more you know* ⭐
@James_da_gr8 If you look not very hard at all you can see J’zargo’s pupils come back. Shouts do wear off.
Serana: "Oh thanks for the armor I- is this Men's Armor?"
Dovahkiin: "Oh yeah well, I couldn't get your exact measurements from all the way over here in the Friend Zone."
Girl gonna need a potion of extreme healing for that sick burn
😎
@@molcatz9634 ultimate*
Also by the way, We don't know if vampires have reflections or not in Skyrim. But since they have shadows, I'm going to say that they do have reflections.
Is it possible to marry Serana without mods? I made a whole vampire character that I ended up deleting because she wouldn't let me marry her 😂
Ikr. Can't even marry Serana in-game. Biggest bad bug ever.
This is how I get hyped up for Skyrim every time.
Man, the nostalgia that just hit me when this popped up in my for you page
Me before playing Skyrim: Heheh, pretty funny.
Me after playing Skyrim: This is the most hilarious shit I have ever seen.
Me during my second play through: Why is this so true?
Yep, same, I relate to a lot of it, I've just never gotten daedric gear
I don't know what number playthrough I'm even on anymore
@Jimmy Jackson I dunno man maybe I like doing everything I can do in a game before starting over or I feel more committed to my first characters that I make ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ive got enough characters from my playtrhoughs to overpopulate oblivion itself 😂
@Boere Pompie. What happens when there is no more room in Oblivion? Do daedra live among us?
"Basically we give them a torch and a map to the nearest imperial camp" lol, I fucking died
They are immortal lol
So did the imperials at the camp..
me too. 😁
Lol
Only the imperial officer survives the children
Killing a man and trapping him in a so gem to leave him next to the most insufferable NPC in all of Skyrim…that’s pure sadism.
Not me being tempted to rotate the pictures on the waiting menus lmao
"can you even lift a great sword?"
"I don't know, haven't really tried, just helps me when I tinkle"
I Lost it, that was HILARIOUS!
Best line
There was a bit more to that sentence, it was : “besides, only a fucking fool would were something like this shit”
@@Z1NC0X yeah i notice that was cut out, dont know why tho
tinkle is like taking a piss, right?
Must be heavy.
"a brothel temple?"
"you mean a bremple?"
still knocks me on my ass every time, that delivery lmao
You could also just call it a temple of dibella
@@runtergerutscht4401 I was just about to say that
@@dr.bright6272 me too
time stamp?
@@-shmeckle- 44:50
Every single time I get the urge to play Skyrim again this gets another rewatch.
I watch this whole series every so often. Im amazed it doesn't have more views (6m). Even a non Skyrim player or just a casual would find this a jewel.
Noooooooo not the moaning sword, youtube you cruel, cruel bastards.
Dude we must revolt! You and me let’s take those evil bastards down!
Let’s charge, you crazy mother****ers! Let’s burn their buildings to the ground! Destroy their servers.
Can’t even say curse words without shit getting deleted
Viva la revolución!!!
Folks, if it's any consolation, episode 6 still has the original sounds.
...for now.
The claw puzzles were made intentionally easy because those doors aren’t to keep people out, they’re there to keep draugr in.
The claws are basically a test to make sure you’r brain isn’t dust.
28:50
@@Alex-mq6qi 😂
Your* seems like your brain is dust
Even so, if the doors are built to keep draugr in and not people out, then why have a combination at all? Just make a key and be done with it. The ancient nords were so extra.
>The claw puzzles was to keep draugr in
>Have to kill like 30 draugr before reaching the goddamn door.
Either the Ancient Nords are so stupid that they built the dungeon in reverse or Bethesda just rather making up some shitty lore to hide the fact that they loves pandering their imaginary kindergarten fans than making the game more challenging.
J,zargo is the best companion, he is funny asf in these episodes 😂😂
"There's gotta be a better way to learn this than becoming a fucking cannibal" something tells me Namira didn't get a new follower this playthrough
No, no they didn't get a new follower.
Nice ! Qlso means brother what at the Markarth underkeep got to keep livin lol
hell, one of the cheats i like to use is solely to enable me to enchant a ring with namira's effect and the hiricine curse.
whether i'm getting my furry on or not, i want to be able to use bandits as snack packs
Is it just me or does the Stormcloak and imperial recruiters sound like a couple that needs marriage counselling
Wait you're on to something kinda makes sense too look at the way the hesitate to answer the gay marriage question.
Thats the joke...
And gay means happy.
Yeah they meant it like why would you not have a happy marriage.
@@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN they don't wanna get executed lol
Nope, we all agree. They need the counselling.
22:52 That's actually a really good point. Numinex HAS to have been a frost dragon cause otherwise Dragonsreach would've just burnt down.
43:27 I'm happy to say, I'm now one of these people.
'Do you have a friend or family member with a Skooma addiction? Well, unfortunately, there is a dragon crisis going on and no one cares.'
That one hits harder the longer you think about it.
@Darin Morris sure thing! It's a joke.
Timestamp?
Welp, found Inigo's account.
@@frazza5503 11:40
To put it in different words... well if you have a friend or family member with a alchole addiction theres a pandemic going on so nobody cares thats practically what it means
Only true fans will remember the enchanted sword sounds were originally "oh yah oh yah bark/growl"
HELLO
Yup
Yea yt to sensitive now
Oh myyyyy...yeah, miss that particular line.
my best guess is that youtube forced him to change it or he'd get demonetized
but what's weird is that if you watch it again episodically (by watching the episodes and not the collection) it still has the sword moaning
31:24 This MF killed Paarthunax??? Unforgivable
“Redguard, please”
Who's still wandering the lands of skyrim to this day?
Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll
Bethesdabbn puts so many secrets in the game dude
I'm only 10 years late to the party...
I only recently got a disc for Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls V, and it's really fun to play. So many things to do, it's just weeks of roaming a land completing quests, always improving and improving, and resting easy knowing I can always make a new character and do a li'l something different when the campaign ends.
It's 2021, and I gladly play skyrim.
@Christopher Kilcoyne yeah all my characters have always been stealth and now im finally doing a legionnaire class
Hermaeus Mora reading “Goodnight Moon” is something that I never knew I needed in my life. Thank you.
I wouldn't mind a somewhat serious rendition of the book like that. His voice already makes me sleepy
Thanks to your comment I just realized that, all giggles aside, that would actually be canon, given Mora's nature.
I just realized the Dark Brotherhood door's hand changed to flipping him off for a second.
So fuckin true, each and every one of these shorts are on point!
*Dragon:* My scale is an impenetrable armor
*Me:* My armor is your mother
Litteraly
Do they even produce like organically or magically
My armor is just ebony ingots and demon hearts
Laughs in Dwemer Balista
@@dr.science_0177 that is a good question but I really don't want to know the answer