These fines are ridiculous!

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  • @3dDoener
    @3dDoener 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13919

    A story of despair, deceit and forgiveness.

    • @clairebun
      @clairebun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Read this as "despair, deceit, and forgetfulness"

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wora | **golf clap**

    • @coltoncurlee2423
      @coltoncurlee2423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Followed by a second act of deceit and finally a forgiving resolution, again.

    • @shunk8278
      @shunk8278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And then rinse and repeat

    • @ThorwaldJack
      @ThorwaldJack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      To err is human, to forgive.......''IT'S ALL OVER LAWBREAKER!!!''

  • @helpfulhandgrenade1472
    @helpfulhandgrenade1472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6534

    "Somebody help! We've got a burglar!"
    "Afternoon"

    • @antoniomarino9444
      @antoniomarino9444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      How to avoid being arrested? Just be extremely polite and act normally

    • @YokoshimaSTAR
      @YokoshimaSTAR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Amnesia at its highest.

    • @dudelookslikeagirl
      @dudelookslikeagirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's his way of establishing dominance.

    • @gfuke
      @gfuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He's just so handsome and charming, I forgive him immediately

    • @MaimutaEvoluata
      @MaimutaEvoluata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Hello there"

  • @KingofHumility
    @KingofHumility 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5003

    "I've been better."
    "That's too bad."

    • @TheReplay324
      @TheReplay324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      LMFAO

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      "I've been better" means "I'm not doing well"

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Tbh my first reaction was to laugh too at that point even though it makes sense :D not a native speaker maybe thats why

    • @georgebaggy
      @georgebaggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Jan Zacharias im a native speaker and i laughed too. It’s just so awkwardly dismissive

    • @UnfamiliarPlace
      @UnfamiliarPlace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@georgebaggy Yeah, and moreover, although technically it corresponds to sime kind of sentiment analysis ("How are you?" → "Negative response" → "Sympathy"), the literal meaning just sounds like she's regretful that he's not ALWAYS this sad

  • @TrevzXc
    @TrevzXc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12580

    The ai is so broken that even the ai know how to exploit eachother.

    • @Juniorgrimes
      @Juniorgrimes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      *by simply leaving this comment I’ll cause some minor change in the universe that allows some unsuspecting soul to accidentally stumble upon my channel and that may or may not be a blessing in disguise, in everything though; I just want to be remembered**

    • @A7md-r9j
      @A7md-r9j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Junior Grimes This is giving me Instagram self-promotion comments PTSD

    • @TrevzXc
      @TrevzXc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I just realized this is probably my most liked comment.

    • @christaylor3911
      @christaylor3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Junior Grimes no ones looking at your dead channel

    • @kuruptzZz
      @kuruptzZz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Satan Almighty The AI did hilariously retarded crap even when I played this on console back in the day

  • @christopherhall5361
    @christopherhall5361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10457

    "i make less than 5 gold a year"
    Me: *Opens barrel, finds 6 gold*

    • @capcom23
      @capcom23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      yes but then again.. some have some savings somewhere

    • @quonomonna8126
      @quonomonna8126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

      @@capcom23 yeah that 6 gold from that barrel was someone's life savings

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

      Bread loaf cost 2 gold. I call BS on eating 2 times a year. Heck, minimum you can give to a beggar is 1 gold. 5k gold would make sense though.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      NPCs don't need to eat, so it doesn't matter how much bread costs.

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Lads, do you trust a man that steals a lady's sausages right from under her nose?

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11468

    He invested all his points into charisma.

    • @unknow_oh
      @unknow_oh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I forgot you exist.

    • @Foc4ccin4
      @Foc4ccin4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      but he ain't no merchant

    • @joejug162
      @joejug162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Powah well, that sure seemed to have *payed off*

    • @brandontaylor6677
      @brandontaylor6677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      you mean speechcraft

    • @Jan12325
      @Jan12325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But forgot to actually be good at stealing (and littering!) at all xD

  • @Valmanway307
    @Valmanway307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13602

    "How dare you steal from me?"
    "[Speech 100] How are you?"
    "[Success] Not bad."

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yunpei Yang xD

    • @nickbush3656
      @nickbush3656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sk eld srco V -n- Fal ut 3 :")=

    • @hoangthien8820
      @hoangthien8820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Have to use this trick on my next store-robbing

    • @Tokkoking
      @Tokkoking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hoangthien8820 its been two months, have you tried it yet?

    • @Ramsez
      @Ramsez 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoangthien8820 as of this week, you could only make that joke on reddit if you were an actual robber.

  • @Zharque
    @Zharque 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21047

    He's abusing a bug holy shit, they've become self aware!

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

      SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN!!

    • @someguy5319
      @someguy5319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Which bug?

    • @iKeenxn
      @iKeenxn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@someguy5319 r/woosh

    • @someguy5319
      @someguy5319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@iKeenxn fug

    • @LightFykki
      @LightFykki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +800

      "Radiant AI" - Todd Howard was right all along.

  • @19KDC93
    @19KDC93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4096

    The way he says "Go hurt something" after done talking to you is so funny.

    • @lone-welf
      @lone-welf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i lost my shite.

    • @Kaaanom
      @Kaaanom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's something fighters guild members say if you're in the fighters guild

    • @tgnm9615
      @tgnm9615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats one reason why I love Anvil

    • @WaltuhBlack420
      @WaltuhBlack420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What does it mean? Is it an insult?

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6530

    Only in this game NPCs can use bugs.

    • @jjjjj1339
      @jjjjj1339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Lol true

    • @asoru5573
      @asoru5573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      so fuckin true XD

    • @feelthunder123
      @feelthunder123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Edfing true

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's a feature

    • @gamin9wizard945
      @gamin9wizard945 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What game is this? It caught my attention mere seconds ago.

  • @dieselface1
    @dieselface1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7339

    Have you heard of the high fines?

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      "i won't pay you and i don't want to pay you"

    • @unknowneye1020
      @unknowneye1020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I don't know them and I don't care to know them.

    • @tsuchi2695
      @tsuchi2695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You absolute genius.
      Have a hand 👏👏👏

    • @TheNintendude1997
      @TheNintendude1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crashpal Boomers basically

    • @STUCKINACAKE
      @STUCKINACAKE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I've had fines more ridiculous than OOF

  • @beansontoast6622
    @beansontoast6622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4435

    “They charged me 5 gold for littering! I can’t imagine what they’d do if they found out I’m a thief as well.”

    • @C_The_Guy
      @C_The_Guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rhythm Of The Knight i see what you did with your name there. Jolly good.

    • @Haughington
      @Haughington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      This poor fool's annual salary is pocket change for various wild animals

    • @gridlock2835
      @gridlock2835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mate ye better pay that fine lad or the guards will get you

    • @gregoryharris6935
      @gregoryharris6935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Take Care

    • @jabberw0k812
      @jabberw0k812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There is no way it takes him a year to make 5 gold as a thief...

  • @VanLupen
    @VanLupen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5231

    I guess you can rob me considering how respectful you are.

    • @erickandrade8660
      @erickandrade8660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@AxxLAfriku *These comments are ridiculous* !

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@followerofteaandspice1815 same here, but it's mild.

    • @seijitheicedrake9487
      @seijitheicedrake9487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@IamaPERSON how have those two channels not gotten reported for spam?
      it feels like spam

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@seijitheicedrake9487 idk man. I keep reporting them, but they keep coming back.

    • @hojosconsal9913
      @hojosconsal9913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That statement reminds me of a character from The name of the wind who got robbed by some guys but remarked how nice they were despite the fact they were robbers

  • @ratchetexperience8379
    @ratchetexperience8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3664

    "IT'S ALL OVER LAW BREAKER!"
    "How are you?"
    "Not bad"

  • @far_centrist
    @far_centrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2668

    they charged him 5 gold for littering? i had to pay with my life for lifting a mug!

    • @reasonableattempt1918
      @reasonableattempt1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      oh god, so good

    • @sarahsayshello9726
      @sarahsayshello9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      You think thats bad? One time i accidently bumped into a chicken and the entire town wanted my head. Scary stuff.

    • @inputfunny
      @inputfunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@sarahsayshello9726 Wrong game.

    • @inputfunny
      @inputfunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Top Kek Calm down white knight; there's no need for violence!

    • @mohilhamraflijahja5024
      @mohilhamraflijahja5024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated

  • @epickagraczka4841
    @epickagraczka4841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3266

    “These fines are ridiculous!”
    *“Take care.”*

    • @ayouxy
      @ayouxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      YOU TOO

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THATS NOT FUNNY
      oh no u dont know who i am?
      I am jesus christ, coming on a flying carpet, to lick u on your foot !!!

    • @buttsufancypantsu1644
      @buttsufancypantsu1644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS did you have a stroke mate

    • @folver91
      @folver91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS What's your problem, dude?

    • @BigBazz91
      @BigBazz91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw a mudcrab the other day. Nasty creatures.

  • @nikooo1794
    @nikooo1794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    He's just very hungry. He barely makes 5 gold in a year, after all

    • @Psyfonify
      @Psyfonify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      This line of dialogue is so fucking stupid that i wish i could figure out how to remove it from the game without breaking things since its quest dialogue lol.

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      ​@@Psyfonify They fined me a nickel for littering! Littering! I barely make that in a year!

    • @Psyfonify
      @Psyfonify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm going to spend tonight figuring it out and release it as a mod on the nexus. I'll post it here when im done.
      IMO, aside from fixing beggars changing voices mid conversation, (which people already did, sortof) this is the ONE line in the game that is just so absolutely atrocious and out of place in the gameworld that its worth going through the effort of removing, lol.
      I think it actually wont break anything, its just been a couple years since ive opened the editor and dont want to go through the hassle of finding the record for this rumor and disabling it. But it should be that simple.

    • @Psyfonify
      @Psyfonify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GlidingZephyr Heh, another problem vanilla has, yup - probably one of the easiest to fix ever. You can configure the value yourself in an easy UI (bashed patch) or just dl a mod that increases the bounty
      They'll tackle the bounty for pretty much everything, really. But big time on murders.

    • @redfallxenos4585
      @redfallxenos4585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@GlidingZephyr 40? It costs 1000 for murder.

  • @Megajmaster1000
    @Megajmaster1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5348

    Didn’t know Oblivion had a reenactment of my parents marriage.

  • @areguycole7336
    @areguycole7336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    "You treacherous little filcher, how dare you steal from me!" >:(
    "How do you do?"

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Plot twist: He's a psychologist, bringing out long supressed emotions, finally in this breakthrough

    • @beingweirdisnormal1404
      @beingweirdisnormal1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Take care."

  • @fishingislife9554
    @fishingislife9554 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Go hurt something” is the greatest way to end a conversation

  • @Ojo10
    @Ojo10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5679

    He takes advantage of that poor women's short-term memory loss. 😡😡😡

  • @BlackroadYT
    @BlackroadYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    The Gray Fox ain't got shit on this guy. He can steal in plain sight and people forget he did it 2 seconds later and he gets to keep his identity

    • @Finity_Dust
      @Finity_Dust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Idk if this is relevant, but I like how you have an Izaya pic while saying this

    • @blindmarian
      @blindmarian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The duality of men

    • @TheRedRaccoonDog
      @TheRedRaccoonDog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e You sound like such a fun person.

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Image having a phobia of foriegn media. There are all types of anime for all types of people. Stop assuming every anime is like School Days, and go watch one universally loved like Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood. Barring that, everyone loves JoJo, DBZ, and One Piece.

    • @arifasatria7704
      @arifasatria7704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e if u cant differentiate between fiction and reality then u deserve whatever is coming for u

  • @mostlysilentprotagonist
    @mostlysilentprotagonist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    I'm glad the player's not the only one who suffers the completely unbalanced law system in Oblivion

    • @Psyfonify
      @Psyfonify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      whats unbalanced about it exactly, curious

    • @mostlysilentprotagonist
      @mostlysilentprotagonist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      One example is that if you so much as grab an orange in a house, a guard will basically materialize right next to you and demand a fine or else it's the dungeon for you. Of course, you can also resist and try to kill him. It's things like that which can show that Oblivion's laws are flawed at best lol.

    • @Psyfonify
      @Psyfonify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mostlysilentprotagonist Ah, thank you for sharing your insight. I was deciding if i should use the "no psychic guards" modification, but questioning if the developers did it they way they did intentionally for gameplay balance
      But seeing anothers opinion so strongly about it is convincing me, though still not sure entirely...i feel like its relatively easy to not get caught in oblivion and part of the fun is the fact that you have to do it perfectionist to do it at all, kind of like the old Thief titles

    • @maadtee6281
      @maadtee6281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mostlysilentprotagonist accidentally kill a chicken

    • @Sketchette6669
      @Sketchette6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Psyfonify I agree with the last part. To me it wouldn't be any fun without the psychic guards.

  • @TheKatti5000
    @TheKatti5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    For anyone who doesn't play Oblivion, Ulrich Leland is the guy who doesn't know you and doesn't care to know you. Makes this even better.

  • @cunningfox831
    @cunningfox831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    How it is in a public elevator:
    “How are you?”
    “I’ve been better.”
    “That’s too bad.”
    *5* *seconds* *of* *silence*
    *...*
    *door* *reaches* *my* *floor*
    “Take care!”
    “You too.”

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hello

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@ImaPizzaK I dont know you and I dont care to know you

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@santicheeks1106 :(

    • @TheRealFilipiano
      @TheRealFilipiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@santicheeks1106 What's this about?

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm a Pizza cheer up lad

  • @GPhoen1x
    @GPhoen1x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    He tried to complain to Captain Ulrich for those fines but his response was that he didn't know him and didn't care to know him

    • @undeniableluck1239
      @undeniableluck1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Can't hate him for it tho...he probably doesn't even get to the cloud district very often. :/

    • @zurabsiradze7822
      @zurabsiradze7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This comment is going to blow up

    • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
      @feddyvonwigglestein3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Bizarro Ulrich: I won't fine you, and I don't care to fine you.

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@undeniableluck1239 Wrong game dude

  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5909

    Step 1: Make friendly conversation
    Step 2: Steal something
    Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 & 2

  • @Wizardo5
    @Wizardo5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    "These fines are ridiculous"
    proceeds to steal in plain sight

    • @hugoboucher8103
      @hugoboucher8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      GO HURT SOMETHING
      This shit made me laugh for 10 minutes

  • @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen
    @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3221

    "They almost seem to make up laws just for charging fines"
    ...
    "Go hurt something"
    Boy I wonder why these people are getting fined

    • @crqf2010ruler
      @crqf2010ruler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      For littering.

    • @ohcaptainmycaptain3478
      @ohcaptainmycaptain3478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@crqf2010ruler
      OK, bye

    • @ohcaptainmycaptain3478
      @ohcaptainmycaptain3478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hello!

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You too

    • @lukeklo
      @lukeklo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Many are dead in the land of the Dunmer. Even St. Jiub, who drove the cliffracers from Vvardenfell, has fallen to the daedra hordes.

  • @NotTheWheel
    @NotTheWheel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    The actual reason Ohtimbar is stealing things is because his responsibility value is at 0
    where most citizens have a value of 50 or 100 (being the highest value - committing no crime) I believe 50 for some goes for INN goers or people who share spaces or factions so they aren't viewed as thieves by other npcs for grabbing consumables.
    a value of 30 or less will result in npcs committing crimes such as stealing and even murder in some cases. (if not sharing same factions)
    The reason why I believe Ohtimbar is being called out for crimes but no guard appears is because he shares the same faction as Tertia
    I'd assume if he was outside and a guard saw him he'd be attacked.. in fact he might be attacked once he leaves the store.
    Checking the npcs in Cheydinhal now... Ohtimbar is literally the only one with a responsibility value of 0 oddly enough.
    I suppose he acts normally most the time and the devs never caught it :P
    So what may have happened is that Ohtimbar could have originally had a responcibility value higher than 100? Which may have reset the value down to 0.

    • @rickwilson3703
      @rickwilson3703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      This is very interesting

    • @ancientapparition1638
      @ancientapparition1638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Maniac Marcus yeah cheat engine

    • @ConstrictorDevlin
      @ConstrictorDevlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      actually all you have to do is open the console, click on the NPC you want to change and then type setav responsibility x, where x is the number you want to set responsibility to

    • @TheRealPDizzle
      @TheRealPDizzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Ancient Apparition Using chest engine for this endeavor indicates you don’t know anything about Elder Scrolls at all, and perhaps more.
      It’s so unfathomably unnecessary to use cheat engine on Elder Scrolls games for PC, and maybe downright stupid.

    • @mastema3034
      @mastema3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@TheRealPDizzle dude leave him alone cheat engine is used for more than cheating like modding and creating scenarios

  • @Doomreb
    @Doomreb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6984

    me: *steals car*
    cop: hey i saw that! hands up!
    me: how are you?
    cop: pretty good
    me: very well *drives off in stolen car*
    cop: ok, bye.

  • @Moskuito2222
    @Moskuito2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "How dare you steal from me?!"
    "How are you?''

  • @Commander2012Games
    @Commander2012Games 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    This innkeeper must be related to that Khajiit. “Take it, it means nothing to me”

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was the first video of these series that I saw lol

    • @silque_brigandess
      @silque_brigandess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Pfft. Take it. It's worthless to me anyway."

  • @fieryrebirth
    @fieryrebirth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The house woman's one weakness: polite small-talk.

  • @HarryvandeSunweb
    @HarryvandeSunweb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "They fined me 5 gold for littering, I barely make that in a year!"
    Sounds like someone should be fined for tax fraud...

  • @jakeszuplewski3132
    @jakeszuplewski3132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4669

    Only earns 5 gold a year but has a silver battle axe = oblivion logic

    • @joelhaggis5054
      @joelhaggis5054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +927

      He stole it, obviously

    • @ibdgonzo
      @ibdgonzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      This guy: *Makes 5 gold a year*
      You: *Makes 50 gold by escaping prison*
      The real Oblivion logic

    • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
      @feddyvonwigglestein3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      You can get 5 gold off of a random beast in the wild come on Ohtimbar

    • @Nakagolas
      @Nakagolas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@feddyvonwigglestein3481 How about *you* go out into the wild and kill a bear using nothing but an axe for a year's wages. It's not exactly easy money.

    • @roiroije243
      @roiroije243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not just Oblivion, The Elder Scrolls logic.

  • @ThePaellaBoy
    @ThePaellaBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    An accurate depiction of the modern video-game industry.

    • @stevebob240
      @stevebob240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Scarily accurate.

    • @losnfjslefn8857
      @losnfjslefn8857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆

    • @fransoto8343
      @fransoto8343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Whaaat! 50$ for a dlc pack??? And the game has microtransactions?
      Somebody call the cops! They're stea...
      Oh, look at those graphics, yeah, I'll buy it. Have a nice sale, EA. Byee. 😊

    • @Balnazzardi
      @Balnazzardi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeap.....greedy company like EA robs you blind, yet the next second gaming community has forgotten and forgiven

    • @rinhato8453
      @rinhato8453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Their new tactic is mass lay offs in the hope that it will distract people from all the other scummy shit they get up to.

  • @whiterunguard4144
    @whiterunguard4144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn high fines could swoop down at any time.

    • @slayuh8739
      @slayuh8739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But aren't you a guard yourself. ..

    • @sikkableeat5614
      @sikkableeat5614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I used to be rich like you... then I took a tax audit to the knee.

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Halberdier Maker damn you, that made me smile.

    • @deletdis6173
      @deletdis6173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like living in California. :/

    • @dylanwoodward5256
      @dylanwoodward5256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Fine duty...

  • @jazz96765
    @jazz96765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    When your friend is problematic, but well ... he's still your friend.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can't spell friend without fiend.

    • @mrbig1022
      @mrbig1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scintillam_dei or end

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrbig1022 True.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    5 gold a year, what a bum...

    • @myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571
      @myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      i dont know you and i dont care to know you

    • @hidrogenados5388
      @hidrogenados5388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 how rude

    • @ozthewizard1
      @ozthewizard1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hidrogenados5388 have you heard of the high elves?

    • @hidrogenados5388
      @hidrogenados5388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ozthewizard1 the high elves are elves... but high?

    • @ozthewizard1
      @ozthewizard1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hidrogenados5388 higher than high in the high elves highness

  • @Balmung35
    @Balmung35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    A prime example of a conversation between a schizophrenic and a amnesiac.

    • @jagirsingh2394
      @jagirsingh2394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You need more likes dude 😂😂😂

    • @ArvelDreth
      @ArvelDreth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      More like a kleptomaniac and an amnesiac.

    • @John6-40
      @John6-40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Balmung35 You're clearly clueless on schizophrenia.

    • @couriertx
      @couriertx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like Sociopathic

    • @John6-40
      @John6-40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MichaelRosenSayingNoice the scary part is, 476 people liked his comment.

  • @sackchief
    @sackchief 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Ohtimbar has a really bad receding hairline. He’s holding onto what he’s got left.

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAH SO TRUE SO MOFHFCING TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ I have bad autism.. great :D

    • @Fatallica
      @Fatallica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS the fuck?

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Fatallica what in the goddamn?

    • @gloomycandy101
      @gloomycandy101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS this sounds like a kink i don't want any part of

    • @DarkangelJSB
      @DarkangelJSB 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      sackchief and also taking whatever he can get away with apparently .

  • @FrozenShadow007
    @FrozenShadow007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    How does one make barely 5 gold in a year? What do you do? Beg for a day and take the rest of the year off on vacation?

    • @the_rabidsquirel
      @the_rabidsquirel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Wild animals have more pocket change than this guy's annual income.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@the_rabidsquirel literally

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I think he counts all the time he litters.

    • @notenoughgarlic
      @notenoughgarlic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can beg for a day with a single coin!

    • @timcleveland154
      @timcleveland154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Maintenance Renegade Luckily for him, he's not human, or else that might have been a problem

  • @MortSalazar
    @MortSalazar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Confronting Ulrich Leland about these accusations:
    Ulrich: I don't know you and i don't care to know you. I don't know you and i don't care to know you. I don't know you and i don't care to know you. I don't know you and i don't care to know you.
    *Casually walks away.*

  • @janhurak3280
    @janhurak3280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Nothing we can do about it, really.
    GO HURT SOMETHING

  • @kirishima638
    @kirishima638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "Somebody help! We've got a burglar!"
    "I don't know you and I don't care to know you"

    • @JoninJordan
      @JoninJordan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kiyoshi Kirishima "Take care"

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jodie Price I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
      I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.
      I DON'T KNOW YOU AND I DON'T CARE TO KNOW YOU.

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ricoco7891 Your money, or your life.

    • @ohcaptainmycaptain3478
      @ohcaptainmycaptain3478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ricoco7891 OUTTA MY WAY! BEFORE I HAVE YOU SLAPPED IN IRONS!

    • @blengdiabloed7335
      @blengdiabloed7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ulric be like...
      Ulric: I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
      Lady: I got enough gold to pay you.
      Ulric: I don't know you and I don'- wait what? how much?

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "I barely make that in a year!" he says, while wearing about 300 gold worth of equipment.

    • @revolverocelot1380
      @revolverocelot1380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He stole it after using his high CHA stats to dissuade the blacksmith from getting the guard duh.

    • @LumosX
      @LumosX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@revolverocelot1380 Personality. High Personality.

    • @BanditOfBandwidth
      @BanditOfBandwidth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      he saved up for 60 years

    • @LumosX
      @LumosX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @The Red One It might be called Charisma in your D&D game, friend, and in many other RPGs, but in the Elder Scrolls series---or Oblivion in particular---the attribute is called Personality and the skill related to persuasion is called Speechcraft.

    • @VSSFantastic
      @VSSFantastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LumosX He's not your friend, buddy.

  • @SuperGuerillaGamplay
    @SuperGuerillaGamplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Then pay with your blood!

    • @231ZUR3
      @231ZUR3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's too bad i was hoping you'd Resist arrest

    • @firebeardnc6012
      @firebeardnc6012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Afternoon.

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@firebeardnc6012 that's the best you can do?

    • @blehh_mae
      @blehh_mae 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh ok i got a trenchcoat full of bl o od

  • @Its_Shazar
    @Its_Shazar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's hard to stop a thief when you have impeccable manners and can't resist friendly conversation.

  • @shermanator00
    @shermanator00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    1:16 Did you notice the Guard entering\leaving place too?

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    I love the random robbing NPCs. Highlight of my life was when a random NPC enters a tavern, everyone goes nuts and chases him to the streets and a huge brawl breaks out killing half the city. Nfc what and why. I guess he stole a sweetroll.

    • @soogles1333
      @soogles1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Those were the days, the days that of which an entire city guard chases down one dude who stole some bread

    • @deviantartguy0
      @deviantartguy0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Soogles Reminds me of Aladdin.

    • @soogles1333
      @soogles1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@deviantartguy0 Now that I think about it, it reminds me of that too. Shit.

    • @DeltaSpark8
      @DeltaSpark8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@soogles1333 Aladdin and Les Miserables

    • @maxteschner7069
      @maxteschner7069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My name is Jean Valjean. All I did was steal some bread!

  • @xAtsuuko
    @xAtsuuko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    This does bring a smile to my face.

  • @MitchellD249
    @MitchellD249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I heard the Captain of the Guard might make Captain soon.

    • @revolverocelot1380
      @revolverocelot1380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Are you serious? Theyve said that?

    • @danielgibson3422
      @danielgibson3422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@revolverocelot1380 yessss

    • @saphiriathebluedragonknight375
      @saphiriathebluedragonknight375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've never played Oblivion but I've been watching so many of these videos that I got that joke. I Need a life.

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I heard that he doesn't know you and doesn't care to know you.

    • @mayuyumiwazaki8769
      @mayuyumiwazaki8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's Dion's problem

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Stop! You violated the law!"
    "How are you?"
    "Not bad - hey wait a minute!"

  • @adan3956
    @adan3956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    >How goes it?
    >I've been better
    > *That's too bad*

    • @angelaanaconda4790
      @angelaanaconda4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s too bad

    • @jomo999
      @jomo999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angelaanaconda4790 I hope things get better

  • @vassalofthenight9945
    @vassalofthenight9945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The burglar uses polite conversation! It's extremely effective!

  • @DrJones20
    @DrJones20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    At 1:16 you see a guard entering and instantly leaving the house, the reason he leaves instead of killing him is because the NPC had enough gold and paid the fine. This is actually how the crime system works in Oblivion for NPC's. However if he keeps stealing he will eventually run out of gold to pay the fines and the guards will kill him

    • @hidan407
      @hidan407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      So thats why when you trick a npc to kill someone, the guards kill them because no one besides you casually has 1040 septims to pay it?

    • @radethegreat69
      @radethegreat69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@hidan407 yes, because NPCs cant go to jail, leaving death the only option.

    • @covidmakesmoney866
      @covidmakesmoney866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice eye u got there

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@radethegreat69 Justice system in Cyrodiil truly is something lol

    • @radethegreat69
      @radethegreat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@KanohiVahi its a thing of beauty really. Idk i have this sense of nostaliga for oblivion as I played it for years when I was younger and i even bought it again on steam last year. I love how stupid the AI are.

  • @insanity4082
    @insanity4082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The real question is how do you make barely 5 gold a year? Just pick a plant or two and sell it ffs...

    • @Sneakus
      @Sneakus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Insanity you try pick up a flower and go into a store and try to sell it, that’s a sick video idea but I don’t think they’ll buy it

    • @insanity4082
      @insanity4082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sneakus ?

    • @Sneakus
      @Sneakus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You gotta see from their perspectives it’s only the player that can force all
      Shopkeepers to buy the useless crap they have found until there broke 😂

    • @nexus3756
      @nexus3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      because once they leave the city they get attacked by 5 goblins. a dremora, 2 scamps, and a mudcrab.

  • @LadyIno
    @LadyIno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    *smiles "Go hurt something."
    *starts to sneak & steal and gets away with it
    I shouldn't be surprised anymore by the randomness of Oblivion NPCs, but this guy did it again lol

  • @prestonorrick4317
    @prestonorrick4317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "You dirty little filcher, how dare you steal...Good afternoon."

  • @arc0592
    @arc0592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    *Idiot got fined for littering, all he had to do was talk to the guards and they would've forgotten!*

    • @stephenskinner7207
      @stephenskinner7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can literally cast a charm spell on guard coming to arrest you and he'll agree to pay the fine for you, if it's a minor crime like petty theft.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephen Skinner holy shit

    • @AroAceGamer
      @AroAceGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Hey I know you!" - Skyrim guard 5 seconds after you convince them to ignore your crime.

  • @akarikazi
    @akarikazi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “well, he just wished me a good afternoon, so now I can’t call the guards. that would be rude”

  • @jenlyndel6112
    @jenlyndel6112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    This is actually my favourite TH-cam channel, I've never played Oblivion but these videos have me dying 😂😂

    • @RinKokonoe
      @RinKokonoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      You better change that right this instant

    • @DiscoGoesOn5067
      @DiscoGoesOn5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I played it the longest time ago, but these videos will never not make me laugh.

    • @ventexovakon2178
      @ventexovakon2178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Get to playin' 'blivion, boy. You'll be doin' yerself a favor.

    • @MarsofAritia
      @MarsofAritia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its trash. play morrowind instead.

    • @Balnazzardi
      @Balnazzardi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You have been missing out then....

  • @DyoKasparov
    @DyoKasparov ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This right here. This captures humanity irl better than anything else

  • @darkcoldsoldier1
    @darkcoldsoldier1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was so prepared to be scared when he stole for the first time. I thought it was coming...
    «Stop right there, criminal scam!!!!».

  • @565ChAr
    @565ChAr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "How are you"
    "Not bad"
    "Take care"
    "Bye"
    Me whenever someone asks me how I am doing.

    • @Game7Mode
      @Game7Mode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @doma7572
      @doma7572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sounds like every workplace conversations

  • @lich109
    @lich109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I've got a feeling I know why they're charging him so much in fines.

  • @YokoshimaSTAR
    @YokoshimaSTAR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I have never seen a scene with such severe bipolar disorder, where each second contradicts the next...

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Welcome to Elder Scrolls.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@williamfalls Where there're enough bugs, glitches, and other lore-related nonsense to keep your Tamriel experience as incomprehensible and absurd as possible.

    • @Ved000000
      @Ved000000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You've obviously never played Oblivion.

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "There's this outrageous new fine on burglary, no one seemed upset about it until after Ulrich took over!"

  • @FruitShake
    @FruitShake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I also love how 20 seconds beforehand you already know they're gonna steal something due to the crouching pose.

  • @gerunkwon2598
    @gerunkwon2598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how Ohtimbar is always walking in sneaking position. It makes it seem like he's been up to many illegal things and doesn't want to get caught. No wonder he's so outspoken about the fines.

  • @IARESMART8
    @IARESMART8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Talks about fines
    Steals
    Has a nice conversation
    Steals again
    Has a nice conversation again
    Leaves

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how the thief guild works

  • @Tenakin
    @Tenakin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Him: *RIDICULOUSLY HEAVY FINES* 5 minutes later... *STEALS*
    Woman: *HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME!*
    Him: *TRIES CIVIL CONVERSATION*

    • @slayuh8739
      @slayuh8739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Civil Conversation actually works*
      Him: *Proceeds to rob her again*

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That thief ain't chaotic-evil he chaotic-chaotic

    • @Tenakin
      @Tenakin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heycel I know right?!

    • @Crac96
      @Crac96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Heycel I like reading these comments so I dont have to see the video.

  • @grimmblade
    @grimmblade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At first I thought he was the worst thief ever but then I caught on to his game. A true rogue can talk his way out of anything.

  • @b-92s25
    @b-92s25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Barely makes 5 gold in a year.
    Bread costs at least 8 gold.

  • @emilycauble4450
    @emilycauble4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    A minute and a half of oblivion dialogue? YES

  • @timothymckane6362
    @timothymckane6362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The copyright fines of Article 13 are ridiculous.

    • @animetheory2572
      @animetheory2572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I get fined 500 dollars for tweeting! Tweeting! I barely make that much in a year!

    • @redfallxenos4585
      @redfallxenos4585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@animetheory2572 haha you're homeless

    • @PuddleJumper00
      @PuddleJumper00 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you?

    • @DetectiveAme
      @DetectiveAme 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PuddleJumper00 Fine~

  • @rishikesh330
    @rishikesh330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “How goes it?”
    “I’ve been better.”
    “That’s too bad...”

  • @ileanagheorghisor
    @ileanagheorghisor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish my friends were that polite to me when they catch me stealing from their home

  • @davidpayne697
    @davidpayne697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why is no one talking to about: GO HURT SOMETHING?!

  • @weiminacity1406
    @weiminacity1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jedi mind trick mod looks dope.

    • @rollinroy1841
      @rollinroy1841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (waves hand)
      "you don't know me, and you don't _care_ to know me."

  • @Abazigal
    @Abazigal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Pay the fine or sit down calmly, I don't mind.

  • @dantesdomain7075
    @dantesdomain7075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don't know these fines, and I don't care to know these fines!

  • @martialdoctor3482
    @martialdoctor3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, Ohtimbar, you sneaky thief. Always picking on that poor innkeeper who has dementia.

  • @theleatherface12345
    @theleatherface12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how every time he steals he hurries himself to the bar stool as if he knows that makes the bartender forget lol

  • @masterbison8957
    @masterbison8957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    She just felt so sorry for him after hearing he barely makes five gold pieces a year she forgave him for stealing from her.

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She figured he needed it way more.

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What a wonderfully outspoken thief!

  • @madbrosheo1514
    @madbrosheo1514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If they ever "fix" the AI in a remastered version, I'll be VERY disappointed.

  • @apropercuppa8612
    @apropercuppa8612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Help! Help! Were being mugged”
    Nobody comes.
    Player’s fingertip just glances against an object and all the walls transform into over-zealous brutish guards.

  • @Mr.Honest247
    @Mr.Honest247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has gotta be the most hilarious game I’ve ever seen! 😂

  • @Meteorite_Shower
    @Meteorite_Shower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    (puts hands on hips, tilts head with a condescending smile)
    *Ohhhtimbar*

  • @darkgreen9360
    @darkgreen9360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “They charged me 5 gold for littering!Littering! I hardly make that in a year!”
    Wow I feel bad for you man.

  • @wanderingbufoon
    @wanderingbufoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He got fined 5 gold and told himself never again
    He put all his levels into charisma. Seems to have worked out for him. Not even the guards could stop him now.

  • @guidedbywingsgroundedspiri7564
    @guidedbywingsgroundedspiri7564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can feel my mind melting away watching this.

  • @OrangeHarrisonRB3
    @OrangeHarrisonRB3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ive seen this happen in Bruma and it was even funnier because a guard came charging into the inn and it was THEM who had the casual discussion with the thief and then leaving.

  • @theparabolachampion6757
    @theparabolachampion6757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    5....5 gold you can barely afford to pay a fine?
    How is that even possible?

  • @sgregory0753
    @sgregory0753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "These fines are ridiculous!"
    Continues stealing

  • @hans_____
    @hans_____ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This kleptomaniac barely makes 5 gold a year. He's never heard of the thieves guild.

  • @BuriedFlame
    @BuriedFlame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hands like velcro, that boy.

  • @vidura
    @vidura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guard was JUST about to come in and put him to death, but his second small talk saved him at last instant. Wow.